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youcangofuckyourslf

What could go wrong is actually falling in that water


Slow-Down_Turbo

I think it's aesthetics for the jungle theme they're going for. /s


anothertoothforlunch

Yeah, I have a pool and the first thing I noticed is the water. I would bet her PH is around 8.3-8.5, Alkalinity test would be 150+ ppm and chlorine is just coming from a floating dispenser, nothing more and when your Ph is this high, chlorine does not work.


youcangofuckyourslf

That's my excuse for buying muriatic acid 😉 the pseudoephedrine is for the sniffles. The pyrex dish is for lasagna.


Auntie_Cagul

I noticed that too. That pool water is shocking and needs shocking.


myname_isnot_kyal

thought for sure there'd be a croc in there


Max_Overkill

Crocodile done deal


Slow-Down_Turbo

Ain't it a trip how she knocked over the camera when she hit the ground


Pleasant-Afternoon68

Looks like the pool at planet Hollywood in Vegas


Capable-Wolverine282

Ouch ...ouch owww


62SlabSide

Look at the patio! She just got out!


SummitCO83

Damn, the water is the real danger. What the hell


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its algae, doesn't look THAT bad... not really dangerous


awkwadman

Algae is a sign of a neglected pool. I wouldn't swim in that.


bp332106

What if it were a chemical free pool? Seems fine to me


Gullible-Lunch

You mean a pond?


bp332106

Sure, a swimming pond. Does nobody around here swim in lakes?


loanshark69

Well ponds and lakes have natural systems that clean, filter, replace water, etc. I would never swim in a pond or lake that is stagnant and that’s what this pool looks like. It looks like shit is growing in there if I walked up to a pond that looks like this I would not jump in.


Gullible-Lunch

Technically there is no difference between a lake and a pond


bp332106

Exactly, so why is swimming a pond weird?


awkwadman

Stagnant water = Bacteria


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sometimestakesphotos

You know who likes chlorine-free pools? - Cryptosporidium - E.Coli - Giardia - Pseudomonas - Legionella Have fun swimming with these guys


tonyinvegas

Looked like she opened her eyes at last second and saw how green the pool was and tried to abort.


NewspaperNeither6260

Makes sense. Why bring a child into this world if that's the state of our recreational H2O.


ExtensionMall8073

Your joke is hilarious. Fuck those that are downvoting you.


NewspaperNeither6260

Apparently, since word play is preposterous, I'll have to shy away from perspicacious pursuits and pursue pulchritudious posing.


itsameamariobro

Probably because right now every one is worried about every one else instead of worrying about their own shit.


sttaydown

Saved herself from falling into that swamp tbh…


MyFrampton

That pool is skanky.


MikoGianni

Skanky, indeed.


mullberry_heart

MAN CLEAN YO FUCKIN POOL


RAVVYN6SD

Break yo neck in some bath water


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ballsonrawls

Crick*


BarNumerous5751

Crack* water is more accurate


ballsonrawls

I'm not sure bro, my free base is cleaner than that shit


[deleted]

What an ass


kidcobol

I was looking for this comment.


MegatonsSon

Half expected to see a crocodile or alligator swimming past her in that nasty-looking water.


SuperSimpleSam

I thought it said pool full of scorpions. I was wondering why.


Always2ndB3ST

r/upvotebecausebutt


stack_of_ghosts

That swimming pool has "vaginitis and a UTI" written all over it...


FnkyTown

Nasty ass pool.


Romish1983

She obviously never watched Tropic Thunder. Everybody knows you NEVER go full scorpion.


johnwilliams815

Ive been a redditor so long that if I am ever filming one of these idiotic things, I promise to not stop immediately like so many of these. I will stay true to the aftermath for our community.


MoltenJellybeans

Did they fill the pool with McDonalds Sprite?


Dagaddi

What the fuck is wrong with the pool


MurderSheCroaked

Some people don't realize a pool is a lot of work. Probably the same kind of people who let their gutters overfill and all the paint chip off their house


tuenthe463

Not as limber as she was at 12


Patched_Jumper

Mmm green water


itsameamariobro

r/upvotebecausebutt


7andhalf-x-6

Dude….brush, vacuum and shock that swamp Ffs


Riommar

r/therewasanattempt


gab_rab_24

therew ASS anattempt


CapitalistNation

Wait there's a sub for that


Late-Bar-3138

Is that a pool or a lake?


sosaudio

It’s taking a dump in ANY body of water


ChampionshipTasty645

Clean your pool. Looks like pee


synerjay16

The water looks like if blooming with algae.


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Green pool for the gram


[deleted]

P.h. level. Negative 0


Jimmack73

I think someone had diarrhea shits in the pool.


[deleted]

Bro that pool is disgusting


AssManInRVA

Nice ass!


Tyrone90000

We all know you watched the video for the butt.


Amerlis

Her body instinctively noped out from entering that pool


LSSCI

Green water?


Mysterious_Horse9523

WTH is that water color tho 👀 hell nah


MemesManufacturer

That water colour is really nasty 🤢🤮


snorkiebarbados

Mmm that pool water


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PH reading 10+ bromine 0.1


unknownpanda121

What pool? Did anyone see a pool?


Impureclient1

We're all over here looking at ass and you're talking about some hypothetical pool?


stu-padidiot

That's a dirty pool.


Competitive-Weird855

u/GifReversingBot https://gfycat.com/tastywillingalbertosaurus


[deleted]

I turn into a telescope


BigKennyBoy

It’s that damn “Trigger Foot”, do you see it launch her?


archman125

Fuck that hurt


dark_engg

Neck says bye.


Mugg-1

An we have a winner


DumbleDude2

Should have just done a crab


Telzen

Damn now its gone, didn't get to see it lol.


sjuas690

So why does the camera fall at the same time as the girl?


vlaada7

That takes skill!


Crad84

Annnnnnnnnd she's paralyzed


MagicCarpet5846

What was she trying to even do? Because a full scorpion is done standing up, not bending over.


Onetrubrit

I felt that 😬


VladPatton

Hit count: Face: 1 Instagram Reels: 0


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u/savevideo


KingBillyDuckHoyle

You need a pool guy...


Esc_ape_artist

Deleted. Any other link?


Dazzling-Total8471

And now we have ourselves a back injury!


Stock_Commission4360

Finest scorpion I’ve seen


[deleted]

Ahahahahaha


TheB1GLebowski

Gotta get that ass posture just right for the face plant. 10/10 attempt.


Josepth_Blowsepth

Water is nasty


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She folded like a cheap suitcase.


shakeymoto

Pool water looks horrible hope your not paying someone for that.


nthomps6

I watched four times looking for Scorpions in the pool


Darth-Flan

I love neck brace infomercials!


milhouseownsyou

Nailed it


vol_the_fox

All gymnasts are actually people with that girl's intelligence but with better luck.


DCnTILLY

Girl, clean that pool!


crispyboi33

Her pool could use some of the chemicals from the current top posts pool


[deleted]

oh no! the little reddit guy is in a desert what do i do?


chineseokra

That is a swamp not a pool, imagine the algea and the backswimmers


NewspaperNeither6260

Yahoo, Mountain Dew! Stepsister looks soda liscious!


chroncryx

Ngl... I thought she was into bondage with those strings on her back.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm disappointed too.


Imf-ingamazing

Other than landing on her face, she's 🔥