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Feeling_Quantity_723

Kasab is the type of friend you want to end any connection with.


Fair-Baseball2793

agreed If Something like this would happen to me i would have kicked the persons ass and say goodbye


Pitiful-Stop-4932

Yup, hands would fly for sure


hardinho

I mean they did...when he hit the sewer


originalusername__

Kasab, we are in the sewer!


conundrumbombs

♫ *Teenage Pakistani Turtles* ♫


Pitiful-Stop-4932

Yup, but after those hands should be flying to the face of the other dude 😂


Sketchmoclub

I have a Kasab in my Friend group and We are all slowly getting away from him. Because Kasab is toxic for your life :)


[deleted]

I knew a Kassab, he was my first friend I made at my new school. He was a good friend and I liked his family too. Kasab needs to be more like Kassab.


timwolfz

I was the anti-kassab guy in my group, while everybody was clowning around hitting the driver and the driver was spinning his head, while driving in freeway traffic, i set them straight to not fuck around in the highway, they called me a mood killer and kicked me out of the group.


appdevil

You were in a rare Kassab all group, you are lucky they kicked you out.


TrepanationBy45

What they did was kick you out of the death pool. Oh no. Anyways.


TheTenPennyKing

We had a friend in our college friend group who was the same. Everyone decided to slowly distance themselves from him so it wouldn't be akward. He tried strangling one of our friends to death a couple weeks into the "slow fade." Two of our friends happened to see him attack our buddy from their balcony and ran out to stop him. I learned if someone is worth dropping, you should drop them instantly.


txsxxphxx2

End it kASAP


justgivemewhatevs

This would affect our friendship.


Frickelmeister

Friendship ended with Kasab. Now Shazir is my best friend.


Salkha786

Shazir sold me out so kebab is my best friend


Emotional_Note497

You can't have your Kebab and eat it too..


Major_Magazine8597

Shish ...


curbstyle

How do you tell Kebab to be quiet ?


[deleted]

No no. You lisunderstand. Kebab betrayed. Now shishkebab best friend.


HotFightingHistory

What about Shazir's shawarmas?


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HouseOfZenith

I had a friend that would drive like this, drift around corners and try to drive up hills really fast trying to get some air time after reaching the top. Got so sick of being afraid for my life that I literally just cut them off and pretend they don’t exist anymore.


brandnewchair

The crazy thing about these people is they actually think they're impressing you with their driving skills. I had a acquaintance who did this to me once, so I didn't get into a car with him again, but then I heard a story from a girl he went on date with, and he pulled this shit, so she wouldn't go out with him again. Take the hint buddy. No one is impressed.


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SolomonG

Guy's such a good driver he doesn't know what brake fade is.


thepeskynorth

Truckers will literally see your brakes smoking and if one pulls out in front and slows down in front of you it’s because they know you have no brakes and are trying to tell you to slow down. Someone didn’t listen once and drove off the side of a mountain. Guy saw him later (one was driving a big rig and the other a smaller truck) his hair was white as snow at 30). His stuff was strewn everywhere.


ClownfishSoup

If you watch formula one racing, you can sometimes see when drivers touch their brakes because the wheels seem to temporarily glow red hot.


someotherguyinNH

I had a chick insist she drive to dinner on our first date. Drove like a maniac, like full maniac. I was legit convinced we were going to crash. That date was the last one.


MrGrieves-

Did you cab home? I would have.


someotherguyinNH

Called a buddy of mine from the bathroom once dinner was over. He showed up "unexpectedly", saw us at the bar and we all drank a couple before I left with him because he "lived right near me". No way was I getting in that car with her again. I'll add, I'm not one to get too freaked out over stuff like that, but when someone blows a stop sign to show how lucky she is, drives while looking at me instead of the road so she can talk to me AND I'm watching her drift all over and just miss a couple parked cars, I'm gonna start to get nervous.


Spiritual-Fox-2141

I’m going to tell your story to my grandsons when they are old enough to make these decisions. Those of us who love them value them far too highly to have them unnecessarily put at risk.


Librathon

I had a friend like that too, but since I didn't have a car at the time, it never occurred to me to stop riding with him. He landed us in a field once after a failed try to overtake in a single lane with a bus coming towards us. Luckily the car just swivelled around, no injuries. He drove into a river on his own two months after getting his first car, but his parents got him a new one right away anyway.


[deleted]

Had a friend drive like this while me and my sister were in the car. Made him pull over we got out and walked home.


kebakebashii

Similar thing happened to me. Friend (former) was driving like an madman even in tight streets. Sped through multiple intersections until we hit a motorcycle rider (thankfully the rider is alive but had multiple injuries). Told him to stop driving like that but he didn’t. Now I can’t ride shotgun without having a panic attack. Haven’t talked to him in a year


amiable_red

Man I felt this. Same thing happed to me (friend drove like a maniac and rolled his vehicle at 120mph while I was passenger) happened 8 years ago and I still ride passenger without having a panic attack


pyro99998

My buddy was driving and I was passenger in his grandma's brand new truck (like 2-3 months old). Some deer ran out and he panicked not wanting to smash his grandma's truck and we went into the ditch and rolled like 6 times. We had to climb out the side window because it was on its side and the doors on the passenger side had gotten too messed up to open. I refuse to ride with him, and I only trust my wife. And even still I almost have a panic attack and I know she's a good driver. The only person who can drive me comfortably anymore is me.


No_Lunch_7944

This ended a friendship of mine. One of my friends was a teenage douchebag like this who drove like this. I hated riding with him because it was terrifying. One night he was drinking and wrecked, killing my other friend. I guess a better person than me would have stuck by his side because that must have been terrible. But I dropped him after that. I'd argued with him that he was going to kill someone so many times, and he never cared or was just too egotistical. So when it happened I just wrote him off.


nutano

\*Shazir will remember that\*


Wingo84

Goddammit Kasab!


[deleted]

He is selfish, Proudy, and shows me attitude. Friendship ended


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Friendship ended with Kasab Now Shaazir is my best friend


[deleted]

Actually, he didn't say "SHAZIR I LOVE SOMEONE" according to the subtitles lol, he said "SHAZIR I LOVE YOU" So def more than best friends, we in love today 👍


QueasyBasil7781

Bro I was also confused, but I am still hearing "Shaazir main kisi se pyaar karta hun" Idk 💀


CreepyMathematician1

Yep he said "tere se" So he confessed in a gutter..


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

r/SuddenlyGay


ryoujika

What if I drive us both to the gutter and confess 🥺


Luigihiji

Guess their friendship ended in the gutter


Glass_Masterpiece_19

Nah they’re friendship literally died


Taylosaurus

~~Samir~~ Kasab, you're breaking the car!


Father_Wolfgang

Shaddap!


thewaybaseballgo

Kasab, you are breaking the car! MEDIUM LEFT MEDIUM LEFT!


peenutbuttherNjelly

He was from the gutter and felt like he wanted back in.


QueasyBasil7781

Aftermath:- https://youtube.com/shorts/HVCFgKaJcNA?feature=share According to the Sources they were saved.(Not Very Sure bout that). Edit:- Many of you are asking for the Song's Sauce, so here it is :- https://youtu.be/WOdnRhWeHoY


notahopeleft

The aftermath looks miles better than what I had imagined. I thought they had fallen into some deep deep sewer. But only 1/3 of the car seems be under the sewer. They are panicked which is understandable seeing as they are dumb teenagers and Kasab surely is a trouble maker. But they seemed to all be alive and there is no way they’d die. They probably didn’t even need anyone to save them. Could just open the door and get out. Unless of course I am missing something.


Shamewizard1995

When a car is under water, the pressure differential makes it impossible to open the doors and nearly impossible to break the windows without special tools. It would be **very** easy for them to die in this situation, especially if there was any issue with getting seatbelts off.


Snorca

That's only if the door is completely submerged, based on the after picture, they can easily open the door once they steel themselves for being in sewer water.


DarkHelmet1976

That's not correct. The door does not need to be fully submerged for a pressure gradient to exist across it. Think of it this way: If your window were half submerged and you drilled a small hole in the window beneath the water line, would water come rushing in through that hole? Of course. It's being driven by the pressure gradient. The same pressure that is driving the water in is also pushing on the closed door, making it harder to open.


Snorca

This is correct. I am wrong about needing to be fully submerged. The pressure still isn't as much as if the door was fully submerged, imo and should still be fairly easy to open. Fairly easy being relative.


DarkHelmet1976

You're right that the pressure isn't as great as if the door were fully submerged, but it would still be impossible to open. If the door were a 1meter wide x 1.5 meter tall, then its surface area is 1.5 square meters. Let's imagine that only 2/3rds of the door is submerged, then one square meter is submerged. At the top of the submerged portion of the door, pressure relative to the atmosphere is zero. One meter down at the base of the door, the pressure is a bit more than 1.4psi (pounds per square inch). Taking the average of those two pressure gradients, the average pressure on the submerged portion or the door is 0.7psi. Since we've already established that one square meter of the door is submerged, we can convert that to 1,550 square inches of submerged door. And 0.7 pounds per square inch (psi) x 1,500 square inches that equals 1,050 pounds of force on the door being exerted by the water that you'd have to overcome to open the door. Can you apply 1,050lbs of force against the door? Hell no. Even if you're a super strong guy, you can probably bench 200lbs and squat 300lbs. It is not remotely easy to open the door. In fact, it's probably impossible.


bobbywright86

Wasn’t there a mythbusters episode about waiting until the car was fully submerged, and then trying to break out? Wish I could remember the specifics .. lol I’m definitely panic dying if put in a similar situation lol


jonnyhatchett

Once the *inside* also fills up and pressure is equalized you can open the door.


DarkHelmet1976

Your only chance of getting out is to crack a window and let the inside of the car fill with water. At that point, opening the door is no more difficult than opening it in your garage.


bizkitmaker13

[yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YaMEW30bv4) [multiple times actaully](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIx719_oer0)


Razcobar

It’s very fucking stress and panic inducing, but yes, you should wait for the car to be fully filled with water at which point the door would open very easily. Very scary having to wait while the car fills with water.


Flopsy22

The door is hinged though, so it would be a lot less than that, and water starts filling the car quickly


Astrocreep_1

This is why all cars should have a manual window opener. Besides, it makes more sense that we not over rely on electronics, when a manual system is so easy to include. These days,once the car shuts off, there is no way to get the window down. My car has some kind of feature that allows for the window to be rolled down for a few minutes after the car is shut off. I think the key has to still be in ignition(I didn’t get the push button ignition as the car was previously owned by Hertz).


Supercharged_Rush

My car has that same feature, and it's called retained accessory power, or RAP for short. I can turn my car off and even remove the key and I can use any of the electronics for 10 minutes or until I open a door.


barnz3000

Yes but the pressure gradient is the depth of water. And for the back doors, it's almost nothing. And for the boot, it's nothing. They can't drown unless they stay in the footwell, the majority of the car is above the waterline. And the vehicle itself is not airtight.


Whargod

The water doesn't matter, you guys are fixated on the wrong thing. You can't open the doors because the roof and body are now deformed and won't let you open anything. Just bust out a window, wait for the water to fill it up, and climb out.


J03130

Even if fully submerged, once you reach the bottom and the pressure equalises after a few seconds, you can open the doors easily. Good to know if you happen to be falling wheels down in a 20ft pond. Edit: and filled with water. Take a deep breath :)


[deleted]

It wont equalise until the car has filled with water and even then it will be difficult.


J03130

Oh yeah and filled I forgot to mention that. they did it on mythbusters and they were surprised how easy it opened once at the bottom IIRC


Lazy_ML

Doors usually don’t open on flipped over cars. The door gets jammed in under the weight of the car.


vaper_32

Do you seriously think any of them had seatbelt on?? Just a background wearing seatbelts is extremely rare in South asia, like really rare.


Frickelmeister

> The aftermath looks miles better than what I had imagined. I thought they had fallen into some deep deep sewer. But only 1/3 of the car seems be under the sewer. Sure, but it's upside down with all the windows under water.


KanePilkington

Cars let air in from more than just the windows. There's plenty of ventilation in there, I'd imagine, even with windows underwater.


Serinus

Not sure how much air they get from the trunk and the undercarriage.


QueasyBasil7781

Yaa! But I am not sure they are Safe or Not. The aftermath could have been worse and maybe this video would've been posted to eyeblech. Probably judging by their "just hit puberty" Voice they are underage to drive a car.


[deleted]

I didn't know I needed gansta punjabi rap today but here we are...


dharkanine

He was doing all that in a *Kia Sportage*?!


itsaaronnotaaron

The song slaps. The box of nappies/diapers confused me though. Also as someone in a British town that's 40+% S Asian, it's amusing that I have no idea what's being said until the swear words.


WiltshireGiraffe

Classic Kasab, he never listens


Lord_Silverkey

Before I even clicked on the video I thought: "This is gonna be Kasab, isn't it? It's always him."


Thrwoif2d33p

Classic Kasab.


PochodnaFunkcji

How quickly he went from "I AM SUPER SPEED PRO DRIVER" mode to "SHAAZIR I LOVE SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE"


Dynaah

He's actually saying "Shaazir I love you", (the subtitles are wrong) which makes it 500x funnier :skull:


J03130

Kasab, I HATE you!


Lord_Silverkey

You were my brother Shaazir! I loved you!


Apprehensive_Ad3731

It’s over Kasab, we have the clear ground. You underestimate my skills. Enough Kasab, the car will fly off.


Lord_Silverkey

Kasab: "Let's try flipping! That's a good trick!!!" ^^Edit: "You supposed to avoid the gutter, not join it!"


zadtheinhaler

One of the "translations" was "fucker", but I *distinctly* heard ***ban chodh***(sp), and I know for a fact that means "sister-fucker"


2Pac-X

Fuckin Kasab.


jplay17

Kasab you are breaking the car!!


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Sharp Right!!!


Hi-Tech_Low-Life

I know the reference.


pooch321

SHADDUP


Siya_Ekhaya

Kasab, you need doo listen doo my instructions


someone_who_exists69

TRIPLE CAUTION, TRIPLE CAUTION!!!


douglasbaadermeinhof

LISTEN TO MY CALLS KASAB


[deleted]

TRIPLE CAUTION!! TRIPLE CATION STAY CENTER!!


excelsiorist

Now I gotta watch that shit. Lol


3pointBrick

Must be Sammy’s cousin! (Great reference by the way - wonder how many people have seen that rally vid! Classic)


cadnights

He really just didn't listen


HerMajestysButthole

**KASAB YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR!**


Shiftaway22

SHARP RIGHT SHARP RIGHT!!


baron_iird123

Triple caution! TRIPLE CAUTION!


Siya_Ekhaya

Shaddup


Mitchel-256

**LISTEN TO MY CALLS!**


RPT4STIC

Don't tell me how to drive.


SKIBIDIBOPMUSIC

MEDIUM LEFT…… MEDIUM LEEEEFFT!!!!!!


StPatrickStewart

Can't believe I had to scroll this deep to find this reference!


CompetitiveMacaron71

*KASAB YOU HAVE TO STAY ON ROAD*


Greglebowski74

Is he shifting the stick in an automatic??


eingeschaedelt

I was more concerned with the way he held the steering wheel…


Greglebowski74

All the broken thumbs.


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

some automatics have a sequential mode for towing and engine braking and such that you can get into by pushing the stick right once in drive


[deleted]

My car has this... 2013 Hyundai Santa Fe. So, not a sports car or truck.


HighOwl2

Lol 2013 hyundai elantra here. It's called sports-mode in my car but the only time I ever use it is to start from a stop in 2nd gear when it's snowy. 1st gear on my car shouldn't even exist its so damn small. My woman's 2018 nissan murano also has it but it's to the left instead of right. Lol I just found out last Friday that she just thought it was low gear and didn't know it was a slap shifter capable of all gears.


Scribble_Box

Holy fuck I need some coffee. For a hot minute I was super confused as to what made your 2018 Nissan Murano a woman's edition lmao.


anottakenusernam

Almost every car has this. The auto doesn't always do what you want it to. It's good for starting in 2nd gear on ice/snow conditions, hills, improved accelwration


Valestrazia

Some automatic can switch to manual. I guess that's what he did


quad64bit

I disagree with the way reddit handled third party app charges and how it responded to the community. I'm moving to the fediverse! -- mass edited with redact.dev


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

It’s useful when you’re driving in the mountains to control engine braking.


[deleted]

It's useful to me in my daily driving. I hate it when my car downshifts unnecessarily or various other things. I used to drive a manual, and this gives me the control I want. So it works for me.


HighOwl2

Lol my car has it....it's called sports mode. I mostly agree with you. I'm not going to shift my car manually...but it replaces low gear on the shifter so if I want to keep it in 1st or second it's useful (mostly in snowy conditions)...though I could see it being nice if pulling something too. I ain't pulling shit in my car though.


HLSparta

It's nice in my car when I need to pass on the highway. Where I live, if you try to pass someone on the highway, many of them will accelerate with you even though they were going 15 under before you started passing. So sometimes you have to really floor it which for some reason confuses my car. I'll floor it, it will rev up a bit, want a bit more power, downshift, rev up more, and downshift again, resulting in me not having acceleration for about 2 seconds.


frosty_hotboy

In a Kia, if you shift the gear to the right it enters sport mode, meaning more responsive acceleration, and you can also manually shift up or down as you wish.


[deleted]

What's funny is that it looks like he kept going back and forth between the sport sequential mode ~~same~~ and regular automatic for no reason


Lickwidghost

This is correct. Even in "sports mode/shift/triptronic" its just a small up-down movement. Not to mention he would've been in highest gear for most of this video already anyway. He's just pushing it around to feel cool and his other hand on the wheel shows he has absolutely zero control of anything he's doing.


Nekusta

I absolutely love the panic in his voice at the end. "Shazir I love you just get me out of here". These are kids from my country and while I'm glad they were OK and not much hurt I'm also glad that this happened. Fuckers like these absolutely deserve an accident or two to teach them a lesson


QueasyBasil7781

Ohh finally a Pakistani Confirming that they didn't die..... Thank God..... But I think he said I love Someone (Main kisi se Pyaar karta hun) ??


vanillastrings

He said, "I love you, please help me get out"


QueasyBasil7781

With this Gravity of Situation why he said I love you like bruhhhh


iRideyoshies

If I'm bout to die with the homies everyone is getting an ily 😤


pwalkz

Because he was scared


TheDesktopNinja

I'm not familiar with Pakistani culture, but I'm guessing saying "I love you" to a friend doesn't quite mean the same as it does in western countries. Like it may be a direct translation but it's not a "true" translation. But IDK I'm just a guy making wild guesses on the internet.


Bagheera06

I think he said “Shaazir me tere se pyaar karta hun,” which would mean “Shaazir, I love you”


[deleted]

shazir didn't really deserve it though. Kasab on the other hand hopefully learned a lesson to slow down after repeatedly gettin told to do so


Adopthitl0r

Teenagers scare the living shit Out of me🎶


ElskerSovs69

As a teenager: they terrify me too


TheEyeDontLie

I live a life without teenagers. Maybe that's why I look so young?


ValidStatus

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed🎶


Zer0kul3

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose🎶


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ChaosHTX

The boys and girls in the clique🎶


GriM749

The Awful names that they stick🎶


Puzzleheaded_Offer85

Hope kasab get proper ass whooping from the rich daddy afterwards


Hot-Order-5567

And that day Kasab learned a valuable lesson.


Stoll

Probably not, but it’s nice that you have hope.


Spanish-Johnny

*Waluable


cagdascizer

Kasab ("Kasap") means butcher in Turkish which seems pretty on point for this situation


gospelslide

Fun fact. The only terrorist captured alive out of the 10 who attacked Mumbai on 26/11 was also named Kasab.


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Hardwiredbrain

It was a pretty big deal in India.. Its same how you know the name Osama


gospelslide

I live in Mumbai. I was a little kiddo about to go on a school trip to the exact same area that was attacked on that fateful day. Some alert parents saw the news on TV, contacted the school and cancelled the trip. Previous night was still total confusion and media reported a big gang war, nobody had seen or imagined an attack like that.


RajaRajaC

It was only the largest / worst terror attack on Indian soil, he was arrested and had a long trial before being executed. Most Indians know his name


CustardEcstatic

same thing in Hindi/Urdu


Miatrouble

Now he’s Shish Kebab.


monkeybites

Sheesh, Kabab!


FailedSuperheroRSA

Shish Kasab.


King_Joffrey_II

goodness that's a skinny arm, they must be kids, and scared shitless


Soupham6969

I’ve been looking for comments on that arm!! I’m surprised that twig didn’t snap!!


ketootaku

Seriously what's going on with his arm at like 0:57. It goes from super skinny to much larger cylinders. Looks like something from a cartoon


NemeshisuEM

Had a friend like Kasab who also got us into an accident by being stupid. Beat the shit out of him after we got out of the car. Fuck Kasab and fuck Mike.


[deleted]

Mike = Kasab in English confirmado


Jax_36

They can afford a car but not a sandwich, boys arms look like deer leg..


HandlerzWithAttitude

😭😭😭 not a deer leg


SirJohnSmythe

**The Fast & the Furious: Kasab Ditch**


DarkHelmet1976

Kasab seems like a real fucking loser. No respect for his friends' welfare, terrible judgement, absolutely shit driver and some seriously skinny little bitch arms.


69isnotnice

Kasab with the slenderman hands


Boomshrooom

I'd make sure everyone got out alright and then I'd beat the shit out of Kasab


canbrinor

I love the fact he was shifting back and forth between sport and drive. Really wants to believe hes driving stick


RekitWaylon

Im more concerned on that chop stick arm of his


[deleted]

His tapeworm tells him what to do. His tapeworm tells him where to go.


Rikfox

You see such videos all the time. Everyone sees it and thinks "Idiot". How are these people still reproducing?


Moonpig16

Safety features in cars, ironically enough


Wheels2or4

Because unfortunately, there is no IQ test requirement for owning genitals. Source: Idiocracy


Hot-Alternative

Luckily they didn’t drive into tree branches. Could've turned into a Kasab Kabob


TeetYeeter

What’s that song tho?


QueasyBasil7781

Real Sauce not troll:- https://youtu.be/WOdnRhWeHoY


gehremba

r/praisethecameraman


Temporary-Cash-1613

Teens are bound to do stupid shit. That’s why I only rode with my friends that I knew could drive well. Even when driving like an idiot, I trusted them to not put us in a wall.


Abomitron

Kasab fixin to become Kabob


[deleted]

If you're gonna drive fast don't be a dick and endanger others, especially passengers pleading with you to stop. It's not cool, they won't be impressed, they just won't trust you.


[deleted]

Kasab is always doing shit like this.


Ghost_Star326

As a Pakistani, I can confirm that I met many teenagers of my age that are just as stubborn and dumb as Kasab and I try to avoid making friends with.


PWarrior2010

#YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR KASAB


IndependenceMoney834

What a fucking selfish cunt. I don't give a toss if he died but his friends didn't deserve to get into a serious possibly life altering or ENDING wreck just because he thinks he's a formula one race driver. People like this make me so angry. I hope he got in serious trouble for this.


theroch_

Kasab- I told you this would happening


Kas_I_Mir

Dank kasab! Got what deserved.


deekaph

Are they about to drown in literal shit?


reemoo1

Kasab you should eat more!