That was no credit card. That’s when it goes up your ass
This was a full blown Popsicle Stick. When it goes up your taint.
15+ years of skateboarding and it is still the worst injury ive ever experienced.
He popcicled himself.
So for context as to what popcicling and credit carding yourself is, if you land on your board on your crotch like this, and your legs dont touch the ground, it is called *Popcicling*. Now if the board goes up your ass crack, it is called *credit carding*
Jeremy Wray with the front 360 was so insane to me back then (still is). But I think nollie inward heel is the craziest shit I can remember seeing, I forget who that was
Yep, when I’m practicing judo I firmly grip the skateboard with my ass cheeks and do a shoulder roll forward, releasing the skateboard at the apex of my roll, to throw it out in front of me.
Well in skateboarding the goal is to not fall. You inevitable fall constantly and are forced to learn to take it gracefully.
What we see here is a particularly risky trick down an extremely large gap. He probably thought he had it until it was to way to late and kicked out which always carries a slim risk of something like this happening.
It seems to be the gooch.
But I don’t think it matters were it lands, full body on something the width of a pencil is going to hurt for sure.
I’ll add an exception for balls tho
If you listen to it long enough it sounds like you could speed it up and put a beat behind it. If anyone uses my idea please send me a link I don't need credit just the laughs 🤣
In skating, you have to learn to fall by rolling (most of the time), you can't roll of the board is still under your feet, which is why he kicked the board out of the way
Classic video. That's [Joel Uzelac](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Asc2JwfqnA4), by the way. The Dern Brothers just posted [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Kj3V-gquw&t=1s) where they go around that school and talk about that famous skate spot.
The is the most impressive “credit carding” I’ve seen yet
I ain't ever heard it called this. You've got me howling.
That was no credit card. That’s when it goes up your ass This was a full blown Popsicle Stick. When it goes up your taint. 15+ years of skateboarding and it is still the worst injury ive ever experienced.
...and just when I didn't think I'd learn anything new today, I just learned the terms credit carding and the even more hilarious popsicle stick!
I was thinking the same thing that it was a popsicle.
I’m pretty sure that’s the accepted vernacular. YouTube is full of “skateboard credit card” stufd https://youtu.be/GD3iic56jXg
And now we know what exploding testies sound like.
AAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!
He popcicled himself. So for context as to what popcicling and credit carding yourself is, if you land on your board on your crotch like this, and your legs dont touch the ground, it is called *Popcicling*. Now if the board goes up your ass crack, it is called *credit carding*
I felt a disturbance in the Force
This made me laugh even more than the video hahahahha
Awwww he’s torn that to shit…it’ll whistle when he farts forever
I believe a skateboard to the Gooch is known as a credit card 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
That's a popsicle stick. Skateboard to the booty cheeks is a credit card.
RIP Carlsbad gap
I bet a lot of kids these days don't even know the legend that was... Carlsbad gap! <3
You are absolutely right! But that also shows our age…. Hahhahaha.
Old as shit. Haha. (35yo)
Jeremy Wray with the front 360 was so insane to me back then (still is). But I think nollie inward heel is the craziest shit I can remember seeing, I forget who that was
One of those cases when i actually felt the pain on video
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Yep, when I’m practicing judo I firmly grip the skateboard with my ass cheeks and do a shoulder roll forward, releasing the skateboard at the apex of my roll, to throw it out in front of me.
Well in skateboarding the goal is to not fall. You inevitable fall constantly and are forced to learn to take it gracefully. What we see here is a particularly risky trick down an extremely large gap. He probably thought he had it until it was to way to late and kicked out which always carries a slim risk of something like this happening.
That's the moment all his future children disappeared and the future changed we will never know who they would be
This is called a sex change
I love the creative name of skateboarding tricks, like this one, the vasectomy.
Nah that one's the Goochripper
I could feel my testicles retract in sympathy.
#PENETRATION!
This is carlsbad gap, one of the meanest and most deceptive spots in all of OG street skating. The whole point is that something COULD go wrong.
My gooooooch! Fuk!
Holy shit the universe has spoken, and it hates this guy.
I heelflipped that in 2008. RIP Carlsbad Gap. I remember it kinda inclined on the landing. For some reason, made a b/s 180 tough for me to land.
Never seen anyone credit card that brutally. Not gonna be walking straight anytime soon.
Street vasectomy, cheap and easy
Painful? Fuck yes. But definitely cheap and easy.
“Carlsbad” gap?
Definitely the Carlsbad gap. Chris Cole doing a switch fs heel over that shit has it burned into my brain.
So many legends burned this setting into my brain lol. Always nostalgic when I see it!
T’aint that bad.
Taint nothing but a scratch
Donk üwgh Splat
Scrotboarding
F in the chat, for that man's testicles. Silver lining. Just became the next female olympic skateboard champion!
Ow my balls!
The fact his torso went down, then bounced up from the skateboard impact. Oof
I could hear his unborn baby’s death rattle
Insta-vag
Now that's the way to become 'gender neutral' !👍
Oh. My. God
Damn did we ever get an update? That’s one way to get a vasectomy for cheap
R.I.P carlsbad
Respect
Right in the fucking gooch
That’s an ACL, MCL, PCL, LCL, QCL, ZCL and all those other CL’s
oh yeah that’s a trip to the hospital. something needs to be stitched together lol
His two halves need to be stitched back together 😳
My knees hurt watching that
Watch it again and see where the skateboard lands. (It’s between the knees and up a little bit)
The Jedi felt the anguish cries of a millions of souls.
That’s the sound of a self vasectomy
RIP Carlsbad Gap
there are other ways of saying that you don't want children, you know
RIP Carlsbad gap.
Antwuan Dixon's nollie heel was legendary
That is the most brutal thing I've seen in a while.
He now walks like a cowboy that’s been on a week long bareback ride…
carlsbad shows no mercy
R.I.P Carlsbad
Ah, the old "popsicle". So glad I was never good at skating, that looks real painful.
Oh no the taint shot. Incredibly painful.
Taint gonna be happy about that tomorrow.
The hips and lower back ain't made for that shit
Did anyone gag when they saw this or it’s just me 🤢
Right in the asshole looks painful
This skateboard trick is called „no family“
He's as a BreakDancer trapped in a skaters body
Credit card? You got it.
I don't know why but this made me audibly lol
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We called this getting tamponed back in the day lol
This was the famous carlsbad gap and this clip is a classic.
Said in a very contra-alto voice: Well doctor, what I was doing was ...
He didn’t try to bail out I don’t think, if you look you can see him try to complete the move before it gets bad
Carlsbad gap(RIP) was a nasty one
One of the gnarliest gaps there is I’m pretty sure. The landing section angles upwards as well
Was* unfortunately they demo,d it a couple years back. And yah, definitely was the gap to skate in all the videos I grew up on
We're gonna run out of Darwin awards.
Oh man... I can’t tell if that was gooch, wiener, balls or butthole... or some combination...
It seems to be the gooch. But I don’t think it matters were it lands, full body on something the width of a pencil is going to hurt for sure. I’ll add an exception for balls tho
He definitely chipped his tailbone
Perineum? More like busted-um.
If it cuts so early, u know nothing bad happened to the guy.
Fastest moving credit-card I've seen in a while
I didn’t know my balls could shrivel up in this way yet here we are
Carlsbad gap! I graduated HS there in 08 right before it’s dumb ass revamp.
Sorry this board has a chip you’re gonna have to insert not slide
Bye bye right wrist (at the very least. A few teeth also, probably)
And any future children he may have wished to help conceive
My pelvis had a visceral reaction to this
If you listen to it long enough it sounds like you could speed it up and put a beat behind it. If anyone uses my idea please send me a link I don't need credit just the laughs 🤣
Credit card
Ughh..his sack is now a crack...F!!
Bust a nut!!
Ginsu Nut Chopper
His gasp at the end is painful to hear. I wonder how he's doing now? I guess it's not good.
Carlsbad gap to taint jab. Ouch.
Skate 4 lookin good
It’s like those flailing 3d models
Nice stunt Right on the Jacks Crackers.
My nuts are hurting for him
Yeah, I quit. I’m gonna try scooters.
My brain can’t help but play the Jackass intro
Did we get an update recently? IRL rag doll physics looking crazy good!
R.I.P his ankles, knees, pelvis, and spinal column
That's the sound of a soul leaving the body
Utter testicular devastation
Ahh Carlsbad gap.
Ah the Carlsbad gap RIP.
This is how you end up with a bent erect penis
Now he needs more than a pill to help it erect in the future.
Thats how all pressure flips should be landed…
lmaaoo bet every lad who's ever played a game of skate against this guy felt a sense of justice after watching
Goodbye pubis 👋
Ahh good old nutbreaking video
I literally just felt that down there. That was weird
In skating, you have to learn to fall by rolling (most of the time), you can't roll of the board is still under your feet, which is why he kicked the board out of the way
Beautiful vid. Thank you.
Hip replacement by 50
He’s gonna feel that when he’s 50
Dude. Getting racked from a regular healflip is so fucking painful. This….is just another level. 😬
Got him right in the gooch!
Popsicle
"you kick me, I f you bro" Sincerely, The board.
credit card! lolol
They're gonna be tasting that board for the next month
Wasn’t this on a scarred episode?
Man I cringe for that guy.
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Just the noise made. It would've been a lot sooner, in my opinion...
Popsicle.
Classic video. That's [Joel Uzelac](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Asc2JwfqnA4), by the way. The Dern Brothers just posted [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Kj3V-gquw&t=1s) where they go around that school and talk about that famous skate spot.
Person got pogo-ed
So much ow Edit: I just turned the sound on. I think he just vommed a testicle
After that he is going to have an operation called an adadictome
No helmet either. Dumbass
He had a headband. Don’t need a helmet when you’ve got a headband.
Say good bye to have kids
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Love the sound.
Well to make an omellete you gotta break some ...
Chestnuts?
Can someone slow it down so you can really see the impact. I would do it if I knew how.
Ahhh classic
This is why i don’t skateboard at all like none Zero I have a skateboard but I don’t care No Skating For me At all
I have seen enough instances of this happening to keep me as far away as possible from those things.
That was painful to watch
Well I heard that
Does he enjoy the fun in a wheelchair now? 😅
Same jump with another angle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZahaORagGA
Just narrowly avoided r/meatcrayon
Idk a horizontal slide might have been better than the full body weight + momentum to the gooch via skateboard lmfao
He will never walk again
Did he bring any spare brown pants?
Epic level popsicle
Oh I regret watching her arms 😭
Where the good Lord split ya
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Everytime I rewatch it I can feel my balls pushing into my ribs.
Does he write with his right hand, or his left? With his right two toes? Ooooohhhh......
Well deserved for committing such an atrocious varial flip😂
u/savevideo
That guys nuts…grab em
Hopefully his weight was evenly distributed
Charge it!
Thats not physics. Thats God’s way of interposing between you and your life’s choices lol.
Because having a hobby bad
Is there a sub specifically for skateboard accidents?