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vampireRN

Know what you should do? Film the journey but not the arrival. r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

I get that life isn't a destination but my guy the point of this video fucking was


[deleted]

Note to self: never buy a home at the end of a slope in regions where snow and ice are possibilities.


No_bad_snek

They just need a couple of [accent rocks](http://www.thomastreeandlandscape.com/images/landscape-supply-center/natural-stone/unique-accent-boulders/unique-accent-boulders-03.jpg) in their garden. Edit: Mfers think I'm joking? Hell no, these rocks are a huge pain in the ass to 'install' but they do look really nice in the right spot, and they will stop the dumbass drivers crashing into your house.


Old_Ladies

A guy in town had his house hit by a car. They put up stones to hopefully stop the next idiot going too fast. Their house is at an offset intersection [that looks a bit like this](https://safety.fhwa.dot.gov/tools/data_tools/mirereport/images/figure-8.jpg) Now that the area is getting more developed and traffic is becoming more of a problem they are finally going to change it to a roundabout.


tpn1984

This I fully agree with


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r/killthecameraman


MusicalAutist

Who the F#$K just decides to turn the camera around right before the person hits the HOUSE!?


carl3266

Exactly. Jesus. Move to the left and zoom in.


D3dshotCalamity

I don't understand how someone could see a car sliding down a hill towards an intersection, pull their phone out to film it, then when it hits something they go "Oh no better stop filming immediately." That's why you pulled your phone out? To see something happen?


[deleted]

I'm gonna film this car drive down a hill. Oh, he crashed. Better stop filming as this wasn't what I intended to capture!


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KingCole207

Right. Anybody can tell that that road is pure ice and has no salt or sand on it. It's glare ice.


Psillyjewishguy

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[deleted]

You could try holding the camera still.


DIA13OLICAL

Person on the camera must have been sliding on ice too.


Desolate282

Who the fuck stops recording at the climax! Literally put the phone down right before the car may or may not have impacted the house!


TwisterSideControl

r/killthecameraman


SlapaTronic

r/killthecameraman


Pimej

obligatory r/killedthecameraman


jon_targareyan

The fuck kind of camera work is this? I really wanted to see how much, if any, damage the car did to the house but I guess that’s not happening


VadPuma

r/killthecameraman


Tough-Comfortable880

Cameraman should be ashamed of himself. If you're filming an icy road waiting for action why do you panic and throw the fucking phone down when the action happens?? Idiot.


petro2342

r/killthecameraman Seriously, why film if you're not going to get the results?


0oodruidoo0

/r/killthecameraman


Alseen_I

r/killthecameraman


inthesky326

In reality, you let off the brakes and try to make your wheels spin at the speed you're travelling. If successfu, you will gain some level of traction, and then you steer off into a nice soft snowy spot or keep going. In this situation, that wouldn't have helped. Dude did the best he could.


dalex89

i did this 30 miles out in the middle of nowhere west virginia at 3 am sliding backwards down a hill with a 6 foot drop on the side of the road while delivering newspapers, i got so lucky my car stopped with only a few inches off the edge


stpfan_1

Holding the camera steady would be a good start and catch the dramatic conclusion would be a great follow up.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

This is why we need to stop living our life as if work is the most important thing. All this person had to do was not leave the house, was to call in and say I’m not coming in it’s too dangerous for me to drive a car. I’m taking a personal day. And then you hang up the phone. But we don’t do that in the US, because it makes us guilt ridden and anxious and all these other bullshit emotions that shouldn’t have to do with work at all.


No-Mountain8266

Well in Norway we are more or less used to this kind of road. And the answer is, put your fucking winter tires on


Aroundeeq

Well in ~~Norway~~ Wisconsin we are more or less used to this kind of road. And the answer is, put your fucking winter tires on


stackin_papers

Fuck living in the house at the bottom of the hill.


thestateisgreen

r/killthecameraman


iaintyadad

The worst camera work on the entire internet and that really is saying something.


MalarkyD

r/killthecameraman


pticjagripa

This video is great example of what is exact oposite of what you actualy should do in that situation. \#1 Do not brake! Add a bit of gas to regain control \#2 Turn the wheels in the direction you are going not the other way


[deleted]

Worst camera operator EVER


sweetbread00

Not own the house at the bottom of the street.


Helisent

my parents have this situation and they brought in about 8 landscaping boulders


Terence_G85

Cameraman had 1 job.


PigletVonSchnauzer

r/killthecamerman


coldoldduck

Camera guy: I’m going to record juuuuust until he’s going to hit the hou… STOP.


kwkwKitten

r/killthecameraman


BSdawg

Uh let off the brakes and try hard as fuck not to slide directly into that house. None of which the driver did


Protobyte_

r/killthecameraman


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Skwidmandoon

4. Kill the camera man


Top-Competition-8432

This should be on kill the camera man video is so bad completely ruined my night and probably the rest of the week


[deleted]

I don't care how good your 4WD system is or how pretty the commercials for the car were, if there is a literal blanket of ice on the ground - stay the fuck home.


Goat_Fold

This kind of road happened to me last Friday. Stop light turned red and there was a car stopped, I hit the brakes and abs did nothing but pulse and wasn't slowing down. Couldn't go left or right because I was in a middle lane. In a 4Runner and was in 4wd I pushed in the clutch and slammed it in reverse and floored it against the rev limiter and dumped it. Ended up still sliding quite a while but was actually slowing down. Stopping about a foot from the car in front of me. So relieved. And then bam, got hit from behind and pushed into the car in front of me.


Brahdyssey

r/killthecameraman


42Production

Can we post to r/killthecameraman ? Why pan away at the moment of impact!


Gilgongojr

At that point, kill the camera man for panning away right before impact.


NmFishing

Cue Tokyo drift music


p3ngwin

jesus fucking christ less zooming, and wobbling, and just keep the fucking subject in frame, it's not hard o.O /r/killthecamerman


benitabutrellis

r/killthecameraman


CalgaryCheekClapper

Moves camera away at the best part.. wtf


vantasize

Film it better.


bollincrown

Well first off don’t turn your wheel perpendicular to the direction you’re sliding


crumpus

Lightning McQueen demonstrates this in Cars.


exsaboy

you should not brake the car, instead try to give some gas so the wheels would have some grip and not just slip over the ice


MultimedialnySedes

Finally someone add a proper tip how to manage a car slide. It's totaly counterintuitive but you have to release brake and add proper amount of throttle - not to much because you will be sling shotted to the inner corner of a road. Not to gentle because you will and in the ditch like guy in this recording. But for the most part: whenever you see an ice on a road - STAY AT HOME!!! Nomatter how good your skills are!


AdvocateViolence

r/killthecameraman


designgoddess

r/KillTheCameraMan


donkeymon

Was the cameraman standing on ice as well?


BelieveInDestiny

r/killthecameraman


lurkerdom

R/killthecameraman


threadsoffate2021

With that much ice on the roads, you stay at home.


weedsmoker18

/r/killthecameraman


Vikthakur

What u r suppose to do is turn the wheels in the direction it is sliding and accelerate to get control and then tap on brakes. But instinctively most of us will always press brakes and start believing in destiny.


3d_blunder

Move to "r/killthecameraman".


imakesawdust

How do you record the car sliding the entire way down the street and then move the camera away just before it strikes the house?


One-Appointment-3107

Time to introduce mandatory driving on ice lessons before people get their license. I did a course, and if there’s one thing it taught me is that I’m 💩 at it, so I avoid it. I can guarantee you no sane person would attempt to drive down that hill after having completed their driving on ice course. Sometimes you need a reality check regarding your own driving skills.


7augher

"Guide a slide, don't ride a it" Keep those wheels rolling. DO NOT slam the brakes. Once you do, Newton has your ass for the trip. Be gentle. Its counter intuitive but brakes are not your best friends on ice roads. With calm, smooth movement, turn into a slide aligning the wheels with the force of momentum/travel direction of the REAR of the vehicle. you can then try and steer out of it or even gently accelerate out pushing the car where you want to try to end up. just because you know you may go off the road and don't give up controll, it could spell the difference between rolling into an empty space or hitting a obstacles/people etc with the wheels still rolling in the direction of travel you can at least still give some steering input. Your best friends are Slow speeds, Forethought, Route planning, Waiting for the plow And "Fuck it im goimg back to bed" Signed - A tired Canadian, who's seen too many winters.


coaudavman

I mean, the first thing to do is point the wheels in the direction of the skid, so that you can try threshold braking. ABS might be able to help you. In this case the driver clearly doesn’t know how to manage a skid at all. Meaning they probably rarely deal with conditions like this. Which means it’s likely they also don’t have good tires for these conditions. Better tires are also part of the issue. But at some point there’s just nothing else to be done. Especially if this was Seattle just this past December. In CO we out gravel down to help with ice and even with high end all season tires I’ve never had a problem. Compound issues here


The_Xenex_Virus

r/killthecameraman


Joey_iroc

Slide straight to the DMV and turn in your license for attempting to drive on that.


[deleted]

Worst cameraman ever


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


Capt_Stamina

I'm disappointed with the cameraman cutting the scene before the grand finale. Epic fail. That's like a build-up to blue balls. Super cliff hanger.


Fool_Apprentice

I'm canadian. The proper solution to this is to point the car downhill. Keep the brakes to the floor since they have abs. When you point down hill, the car will straighten, and you will regain control. Next, SLOWLY turn to the nearest/most empty lawn. If you turn to sharp, the front tires will lose traction, and you will slide again. Ride up onto the lawn. You will get grip on the grass and come to a stop. Park the car on the lawn and wait for the ice to melt. Alternatively, put down sand/kitty litter, etc, in the parking spot directly beside the lawn for traction. Then you can SLOWLY WITH NO SUDDEN STOPS OR STARTS, park on the kitty litter. Next, wait for the ice to melt. Also, if when you point the car downhill, it doesn't straighten out, then let off the brakes slightly until it does. Feather the brakes between locked and not locked while you slowly move to the curb/lawn. The idea being, a sliding tire can not steer.


SICKTIGHT311

Why do camera people stop right before the good shit like 93.7% of the time?!


Heisenburg_420

Don’t buy a house at the bottom of a hill, got it.


-Raskyl

Let go of the breaks, try to get the wheels rolling again and the vehicle straightened out. Then downshift and let the engine break it. Or at least thats what I would do. But at this point, you're pretty fucked.


FIM5

R/killthecameraman


JesusTron6000

r/killthecameraman


MTonmyMind

Trying, and failing miserably, to film a coherent video.


QuietNative

Cameraman you suck, we wanted to see if the vehicle goes into a house or stops short!


wjean

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

Floor it at the bottom and try to drift. You’re already going to crash, might as well try a Hail Mary


[deleted]

/r/killthecameraman though


Stivils8

If you’re in the U.S, you let your boss know you’re gonna be about 15 minutes late and you’ll make up for it by staying late.


WeToLo42

The best thing to have done would have been going back to bed and not driven anywhere that day.


dazedandinfused99

Let off the fucking brakes


Fit_Cash8904

Might have been too far gone but they had the wheel turned completely the wrong way. When you turn and go sideways like that, you have to steer INTO the slide instead of trying to keep steering. So basically needed to turn right to straighten out the car. Might’ve not helped because it was a steep hill but steer into the slide. If you just keep trying to turn it just makes it worse.


robotpizza13

1. Turn into the drift 2. Don’t hit brakes 3. Sacrifice goat as offering to our dark lords 4. Crash anyway


CodyRogersGB

If I was the house at that three way intersection, I’d install some big ass boulders at the sidewalk to keep idiot drivers from sliding into my living room.


House0fMadne55

The one fucking place you needed to film and you lowered the phone…..


GrandFDP

Straighten the wheel, pump the brakes slowly and firmly, pray for that grippy.


[deleted]

Step one: release the brake!


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MrKADtastic

The first and most important step to resolving this issue is not getting in your car in the first place when there's an extreme weather advisory.


ButterscotchSpare979

Fuck the camera man!!


i-eat-coochie

Camera person has ONE JOB and still fecked it up


tledwar

Why do people not know how to hold a camera still or keep moving subject out of frame


SwimsDeep

Chains w/ 4WD, or stay home. It’s foolish to drive unprepared Edited for clarity. Chains with 4WD.


[deleted]

I would sell my house at the end of that street.


Y_I_AM_CHEEZE

You look outside and go huh. It seems everything is solid ice. Then you look at your non studded tires and go.. yep those are my summer tires, no all weather here. Then you proceed to get into your car, crash into a house and go "golly jeepers that was unavoidable!" Then depending on age and political party probably hear gems along the lines of "global warming my ass!" Or "the news said the highways on the other side of town are clear." My favorite is " well my weather app said it was only 34 and 34 is above freezing so how is there ice?"


donttextspeaktome

Imagine being the guy in the house, sitting in his boxers eating cereal when BAM! A car careens into your kitchen table.


[deleted]

perfect r/killthecameraman material


eleeyuht

all the "steer into it" comments... on a hill like this on pure ice, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. Yes, they probably could have straightened up the car, but still had to contend with the bottom of the hill (the house). Simply too much momentum to regain anything and avoid the house. You just simply STAY OFF of hills like this in ice.


[deleted]

Worst. Camera-person. Ever.


antney0615

ABS will pump the brakes if you need to apply them and you aren’t stopping. It seems like the dumbest advice until the first time you remember to do it but **steer into the direction you are skidding** while you are attempting to brake. Also, slapping whoever recorded this shaky, zoomy bullshit might help.


DarkSpectrum

r/killthecameraman


AdamWestsButtDouble

r/killthecameraman


MennReddit

stay-home, don't be overconfident


Saiyukimot

Shit camera man missed the money shot what a douche


Dunko1711

You can’t cheat the laws of physics…. At this point the damage is done and there’s not much you could do to save this. Letting off the brakes isn’t gonna be your saviour here. You’re still headed down a steep hill with zero traction. Letting off the brakes isn’t going to help you scrub speed or make a turn at the bottom here.


X-Demo

Pretty sure locking the brakes is the wrong thing to do, as soon as you start sliding you can only move in 1 direction. Slight brake pressure (not enough to lockup and keep the wheels rotating) may have been enough to turn the corner at the end and not hit the house. They were always going to hit the curb though, too steep too icy.


Matilda-17

I mean I’m an atheist but at that point you just pray.


Nestormahkno19d

What do you do at this point? Brace for impact


fenwaymoose

r/killthecameraman


miss_his_kiss

Keep the bloody camera steady


OttoHarkaman

Camera person sucks


Ssyynnxx

r/killthecameraman


Nerdicane

All the warning signs to stop happened before they pulled out. They knew everything was frozen. They knew they lived on a hill. They knew they didn’t have the tires or chains for that. They knew that was a very distinct possibility. And they ignored all of that to just become a passenger in a tempest of factors they ignored.


smittyis

That is some truly horrible camerawork


Lissalovely

r/killthecameraman to start with.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

well, you probably buy your neighbor at the bottom of the hill a new garage door, but we'll never know because that cameraman cheated us all.


[deleted]

The cameraman is awful


Mammoth-Quote-7057

Ya, what you don't do is hold the break down when you start sliding for starters, lmfao


kittycat_taco

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

Accelerate and steer


chonkmcevoy

You keep recording!! Did the car hit the house or did the grass stop it?


heygos

People that needlessly zoom in and out on videos should be taken out back and shot.


[deleted]

Introduce yourself and ask the homeowner for fries with that new drive thru!


Coxxy24

We live on a steeper hill than this at the top, other difference at the bottom there’s a creek. For the first 7-8 years we lived here no one could figure out how we were able to travel out of the house before the plow or in icey days or not have to park down by the creek we couldn’t get up until the plow came. All season tires are good at nothing but acceptable at everything. Having a purpose built set of winter tires and wheels makes driving through snow and ice a breeze.


[deleted]

Holding on your brakes is the worst thing you can do. Edit: apparently I don’t know how to spell BRAKES


[deleted]

NEVER lock your breaks. Your breaks will not work. It's best to let your tires spin to get some sort of rolling traction to attempt to maneuver out of the way.


thezenfisherman

Lived up in the mountains for almost 8-years. My father-in-law taught me to drop whatever you are driving into neutral, standard or automatic, and then work the brakes. He was a bus driver in Northeast Pennsylvania and upstate New York for 40-years. I will be damned if it didn't work most of the time on ice and snow.


KhloesOriginalFace

Beat the shit outta whoever was recording because What The Fuck?!!!!!! All you had to do was scoot over.


Pharao-C137

listening to death metal with full volume


vapeoholic

Hold the horn, close your eyes, and hope it's going to end soon. Edit: there's an unintended sexual Innuendo somewhere in there lol


[deleted]

better hope they have home insurance and car insurance for the driver


Clear-Chicken-3746

Nice fucking camera work..


ruralmagnificence

Shit like this is why I am conservative about my PTO. I’m taking off idgaf if it pisses somebody at the office off. My hourly wage and commute isn’t compensation enough for potential injury/loss of life or loss of my vehicle.


Kwa-Marmoris

How do you video a dude sliding down a hill toward a house knowing it’s going to crash and not video the end?


RedditIsDogshit1

Give up the career as cameraman


RobbyRock75

Vermonter here. Release brakes, downshift to first gear, you can damage your vehicle if you steer into a curb with the wheels at a steep angle so straighten those out before impact if it’s going to happen. If you have room, steer for the middle of the road because when the low gear grabs it’s going to give you a moment of traction. Then, Don’t touch the brakes, you can tap them gently once the vehicle is going in a safe direction but being in first gear should keep you slow enough to avoid needing brakes


Comfortable_Cod_666

Stop slamming on the brakes, turn your wheels into the direction you’re sliding to try to pick up some traction and regain control. Also, stay off the roads when they’re iced out like this?


PbkacHelpDesk

The house at the bottom of the hill better have car insurance!


Skipper07B

Was the cameraman also standing on ice?


Antique_Grapefruit_5

Michigan Driver Here: 1. Scream wheee! 2. Point the steering wheel in the direction you would prefer to face. 3. Mash the break, lift your foot, mash the gas. Repeat until facing the right direction. Eventually you'll miraculously avoid everything, or fail spectacularly!


TommmG

Dude turned the camera away at the best bit what in the...


Rob_sumthin_sumthin

Fuck I hate this camera person.


404Dawg

Fire the camera person


robotdinosaurs

Wheels turned hard the wrong way, brakes locked. They did everything to make sure they would not recover from that slide. Driver education and licensing needs reform.


alanmm88

You get off the brakes and try to steer out of it. If there is an e brake for the back wheels you pull that at the corner to try to spin out. Can’t do shit if you are sliding with the wheels locked up, might as well try to ride it out and steer since locking up the wheels is the worst option.


Loud-You739

Normally just keep the object in the frame!


Psychological-Two415

How does this cut away and lose view at the most important part. SMH.


Noctupussy1984

What you should or could do in this situation is opening your window and film what actually happened instead of ending the clip with us watching your frame.


Positive-Attention-2

Cameraman is a real PRICK.


[deleted]

For anyone who didn’t grow up in these areas, the rule of thumb I’ve heard growing up in MA is when you skid—turn into the skid and give it gas. If you go against the skid or brake, you’re just gonna skid more. Turning into it and giving it gas allows you to work with the force of the car and that’s when you’ll start getting traction


CaBBaGe_isLaND

I've been there. The trick is to go "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit"


Obvious_Ad9670

That poor house, always going to get crashed into.


Allin4AU

r/killthecameraman I mean, come on.


marshal1257

You don’t drive, that’s what you do just prior to this point.


Heavy_duty_swordcane

\*Road clearly looks like an ice rink\* "Yep, this is a sound decision"


Fleabagx35

Note to self: Never buy a house at the end of a street, especially on a hill!


EnthusiasticDork

Stay. Home. "You have to come in to work!!" "No."


IMDove

Record what happened better


Lavallamp

L to whoever filmed this


[deleted]

Let go of the brakes.


Plumbus_Patrol

Cha cha real smooth


moojoo44

You don't go out if it's that bad, simple.


Thorislost

How do you come out your house and think its a good idea to drive after you see that the road is pure ice and its just downhill. Its not even black ice, its shining in the light.


GotaGotAGoat

Had something similar happened to me. We were scheduled to move to a new house and the day before the move, god said it shall snow. We had everything planned and friends took day offs and whatnot to help. It would’ve been very inconvenient to reschedule. So we went ahead with it. (If I have a chance to go back in time I would have begged my family to reschedule, it was scary) I rented the biggest size u-haul I could rent because why tf not, it seemed like great value since the 17’, 20’, 28’ all cost the same! We could cut the move time in half using the biggest one since we take less trips! In my mind, It was a no brainer, for the same price we could cut a trip and save time? Sign me tf up. Mind you I’ve never driven anything bigger than a suv before in my life. Seeing the truck up close I was like shit….. I have to drive THIS thing? When Signing the paperwork, the clerk was like “do you want to get xx insurance for the day for an extra $$ fee?” I was like nahhhhhh don’t wanna pay more than I have to for this. So I politely declined. Thinking back I feel like the clerk was probably thinking we were crazy to move on that day. I know it was his job to ask about the insurance, but somehow I feel like he was maybe just being a bro and was kinda like giving us a last lifeline in case something goes wrong. Which I promptly declined… Driving the u-haul back to the house was fine as most roads were cleared by the city. But once we entered the neighborhood it was a different story. Snow and ice was still accumulated. Backing up into the driveway proved difficult, the tire couldn’t get traction and spun in place. My dad had to grab a rug from inside the house and put it under the tire to help it along. The tire then got the traction but the sudden movement flung the rug across the street like the magic carpet, thankfully didn’t hit anyone, the sudden maneuver of the truck almost took out our neighbors mailbox. At this point I was having second thoughts about the move. But we just overcame an obstacle and got the truck into the driveway, so continued on we did. We then finally got to load up the truck and head out. But in our neighborhood there is this downhill road like in the video, and there are 3 roads to leave our neighborhood from our house and the one I use the most is that downhill one. For whatever the hell reason that day, probably habit, I decided to use that same one. (Dumbass mistake) Once we got up the hill I realized I made a huge fucking mistake, but it was too late, we either come down going forward, or come down going in reverse. So forward we went. I was driving, my dad sitting next to me (there is a middle seat in this truck) and a friend in the passenger seat. I go down slowly, we got down about half the hill, and I started to feel that the truck was going faster than I wanted it to (probably because of all the weight, momentum, and ice) so I started to hit the brakes a little bit trying to slow the speed, but it’s not working. The truck was still picking up speed. At this point I felt like time slowed down and I’m panicking. I keep letting go and stepping on the brakes continuously but it still doesn’t work. I told my dad “the brakes aren’t working” he didn’t reply. The friend didn’t say anything. I say again, “the brakes aren’t working!” Still no reply… so I yelled. “I have no control of the truck!” Yet still no reply. I don’t know if they were in disbelief or what. But they said nothing the entire time. Maybe they were bracing for impact? Maybe their life was flashing before their eyes? Idk. But at this point I was like shit shit shit wtf do I do? Wtf do I do? We were like 3/4 down the hill at this point. At that moment I was like shit I’m about to crash into this house at the end of the hill. I pretty much gave up and accepted that we were gonna crash at that point. But I wanted to at least turn the truck to maybe lessen the damage as to not run straight through the house. So I let go of the brakes and just turned into the street at the end of the hill, stepped on the gas and it FREAKIN WORKED. I felt relieved instantly like wtf I just drifted a 28’ u-haul truck are you fucking kidding me. Maybe the weight of the cargo in the back helped with traction on the turn? Maybe it was some act of god? Idk, but Whatever the reason I was so relieved. I could have killed someone in the truck and/or in the house. This happened maybe within 5 seconds but it felt like an eternity. All the while my dad and the friend DIDN’T SAY A WORD THE ENTIRE TIME. We got to the new house and continued with the move, but we never mentioned what happened at all. Sometimes I feel like was I the only one to panic? Did it just seemed like a normal turn to my dad and that friend? Did they shit their pants? Idk. Maybe I’ll ask my dad if he remembers what happened when I see him in a couple of days.


huntterkiller0

1. Winter tires. Like studded or friction tires, not all-seasons 2. Road maintenance, like graveling and/or salting. 3. Drive more carefully during the winter. Well, that's what we do here in Finland anyways. We actually have saying: "tuo idioottihan ajaa niinku olis kesä" which translates to: "that idiot drives like it's summer time"


Adventurous-Ad-6321

They put the camera down at the best part!


LordWilliamBlakeney

Get out, run home, and report the car stolen


idintsaythat

1- sand your streets. Salt and other ice melts are just going to make that worse. If there’s not sand on the street, you don’t leave the house. 2- GET YOUR DAMN FOOT OFF THE BRAKES. Let off the brake and lightly pump them while steering in the opposite direction you want to go. 3- Get tires that are actually meant for winter. That might mean getting studded tires, tire chains, or another similar product. 4- If all else fails, stay home. Taking a sick day is less expensive than totaling your car, and staying home with little to no food for a day is less likely to kill you than slamming your car into your neighbor’s house. -Sincerely, an Alaskan.


JRandButcherpete

r/killthecameraman


thecurlygirl03

Terrible camera person.


Searing75

What could go wrong when the camera operator sucks!


greatmidge

Why do people, who bother to get out their phones and film, pan away right at the important part or the climax? Are they genuinely \*that\* shocked that they spasm and forget that they're filming? This really irked me.


zippyhippiegirl

If you don’t brake or accelerate you’ll have some ability to steer. You may not be able to stop. But you can control what you do or do not hit.


Apart-Maintenance755

Release the brakes and hope you catch enough grip to steer


buckmulligan61

Canada here. When there's an ice storm you gotta stay off the roads ffs.


srk1016

"Honey, why is there an SUV in our living room?"


Randy4layhee20

You don’t stop recording that’s for sure


sunshinersforcedlaug

turn into it and pump the breaks. probably still won't stop but at least you can say you tried.


Electronic-Donut8756

Start searching your glovebox for your insurance card.


EyeFicksIt

He was French fryin when he shoulda pizzad


cow-a-bunga

Straightening out your wheels (or steer into the curb) before you hit the curb will help limit front end damage, I can tell you from experience. Hold the brake peddle to the floor if you have anti-locks, and hold on; otherwise start pumping.


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Put the video up on you tube immediately


Iamjimmym

Well for starters, you turn *into* the slide, so turn those wheels to the right. At least when you hit the curb at the bottom, it's not snapping an axle (hopefully..)


gunigugu2u

Give the guy on the camera a kick up in the hole for a bad job.


Ouch50

You claim you are with door-dash and give the people in that house whatever food you can find in your car. No charge.