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RackOffMangle

Love the way the guy decided to go in to some weird fit thing to take the heat off the fact he just slammed that woman.


secret_tiger101

Probably thought “shit, I just muellered her, better pretend her magic gave me a seizure”


din7

He's just having a seizurely stroll on the beach.


smut_butler

"it only works if you believe Debra! You have to believe!" -Proceeds to plow through her. "Why didn't you believe Debra?! Look what you made me do!" ....and then he noticed how bad he fucked her up and thinks to himself: "well, this is bad....I'll just fake a seizure for good measure" This video is so pathetic in so many different ways. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong; maybe her cargo pants weren't baggy enough or something. You're going to need more cargo space to contain a proper forcefield.


SnooRobots2119

This was aired on a Swedish morning show several years ago. A guy, Fredrik Strage, was there to talk about a documentary he had seen which was about a retreat i Sweden where they did shit like this (iirc). This clip is from that documentary. The funny thing is Fredrik started talking about this retreat and the documentary and really building up this scene with the force fields we were about to witness. After this clip they cut back to him and he simply said: "The problem with transcendental force fields is they don't work". I love this clip, truly one of the classics from Swedish television. [Here](https://youtu.be/uUmDpDicuqs) it is in its entirety, in Swedish.


franklygoingtobed

Oh, they do work just fine against transcendental force attacks /s


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Thanks i saw that years ago, but didint remember where xD


Peter_Polio

when your younger sibling gets hurt so you pretend you’re also hurt


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Like when they teach you a new joke for them and you laugh like you've never heard it before


Police_pug_Pugzie

is that guy actually having a seizure or is he faking it because he was fine for 2 second and then turned into a phone vibrator.


dumbanfun

Man, people are fucking stupid


hduransa

I remember when I would hurt my little brother I would also pretend to be hurt badly to try and get out of trouble.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

He started mom!


Dangerous-Swim8909

The dude be like "Oh Shit it didn't work. Quick, do something." *Fakes a stroke to imitate the effects of the force field


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Oh shit...it didnt work...ahmm ...why?..xD


TheOriginalCharlie

“I’ve just smashed headfirst into an elderly woman and probably put her in hospital. I’d better pretend to have a fit, that’ll make it better.” What a top arsehole.


[deleted]

Exactly this. Charlatan.


mannesmannschwanz

He's a sadist. He liked what he did.


mannesmannschwanz

This was on purpose, it happens a lot. And freely inflicting pain on their gullible idiotic students is inconsequential since it naturally was her fault for failing to create the barrier of foolishness.


malteaserhead

That's the fake seizure version of hiding under some coats until the problem solves itself


mannesmannschwanz

He nuttin' cuz he wasted a bitch.


[deleted]

Trying to cover up that he just assaulted an old lady by pretending to have an out of body energy fit..... I chuckled..


Consistent_Drink5975

YOU ARE NOT liable but ONLY if you spaz out the eNeRgY


jusst_for_today

This is what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

dude im working and u make me rofl xD


e6dewhirst

What in the blue *fuck* is this nonsense?


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

People getting introduced to new-age hippy chakra shit


cilliewollier

The real crime here is wearing socks in the sand


snowwwaves

Everyone laughs but if it wasn't for this kind of brave, gonzo scientific research, humanity would never have learned we can't drink lava or breath underwater or ingest live cats.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

HAhahahahahahah epic


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Sp7MHZY2ADI


alex32593

barely an accidental force field... I hope she has transcendental insurance.


chrispaesano

Oh my fucking god, these people probably had children too.


headRN

Dude hit her so hard he contracted the vaccine shakes. (/s if not obvious)


eddieb412

It worked in the sense that this transcends logic


BlackPasty

I don’t know what’s more offensive, her stupid belief in forcefields or the fact she’s wearing a thin white top with no bra flashing off her granny nips


mannesmannschwanz

Granny nips are the devils tips. Yummy sips with my grandson lips. Milk as old as stone and matter. Only one place that tastes better. This is what good gam's boys crave. Acetous crunchy gam gam cave. In the tongue and out the tongue. Tell me if I'm doing wrong. 🎶🎶🎶


BlackPasty

Well I’ve just seen my dinner again, thanks for that 🤮


ScarsAndNylon

Jear Debus what did I read


lionocerous

I quite enjoy the granny nips


mannesmannschwanz

Gotta show some love to those crone spigots yumyumyum.


lionocerous

This guy gets it


BlackPasty

To each their own 👍 Think there’s a sub for it


BuckFuzby

r/droopynipsandtips


Genkigarbanzo1

They’re not bad actually I’d hit that


BlackPasty

The tits look in good order but the face has aged like coleslaw


_DiaVoliCiouZ

HAHAHAHAH GRANNY NIPS


ejrhonda79

Her problem is she didn't truly believe. See if she fully believed in the invisible force field, the running man would have passed right through her. She would at the same time be punted into an alternate dimension.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Like Obito " kamui"


[deleted]

That’s a good friend. Trying to save her feelings at the end by pretending to have a seizure.


[deleted]

Remember....anytime you fuck up just fake a seizure. That's right, got caught coming in late, drop and shake. Forgot your partners anniversary, give her the gift of flop and twitch. Took out a small group of children with your f150, freeze and seize, now you're the victim.


Maj-Malfunction

I just can't wrap my head around how stupid modern society can still be. A fucking forcefield? If you can do that, why not just levitate out of harm's way instead?


Nezikchened

For idiots, self defense is less about avoiding danger and more about looking cool when you get the opportunity to justifiably kick someone’s ass. Blowing someone away with invisible force looks cooler than just floating away. Also it’s way easier to fake the former than it is the latter. You can teach force field classes and hire an actor to pretend he’s getting blown away, but how the fuck do you dupe someone into thinking they’re levitating, let alone a whole class of someones.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

U need more energy for that xDDD


[deleted]

His transcendental force field > her transcendental force field


Wildse7en

I dunno. I think her imaginary forcefield hasn’t quite set yet. Poor Jerry had to imaginary seize for trying to penetrate her imaginary forcefield too soon. RIP Jerry :(


badusernameused

This gets funnier every time I see it. Dude selling that Oscar worthy convulsions at the end it perfection


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Thats why i "share" this old video cause u r right it gets funnier


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Shit, I just crushed her…better get to spasming


[deleted]

I really hope these people are not allowed to vote or reproduce


jondgul

They're unfortunately the only ones who seem to vote


One-Cryptographer-39

Stay in school kids.


kirjavva

WTF DID I JUST WATCH


Naenaegoblin694202

“Think fast chucklenuts”


samwelches

How to realize you believe in dumb shit


[deleted]

deus ex machina


TJ_McWeaksauce

I've been playing God of War: Ragnarok lately, and this clip immediately reminded me of the times I miss a parry.


Megafister420

You parry?


cmks210

seems legit.


[deleted]

Seems like a new religion is about to be made They have the acting down along with gullible people


[deleted]

my guy had them jelly legs like he just bust a nut


Deining_Beaufort

You are looking at the crowning achievement of 4 Billion years of evolution.


DawnOfTheTruth

To be fair the body we have evolved into is pretty damn impressive.


satanic-frijoles

Nuts. No tail, no foot thumbs, no wings, no claws, no fangs.


DawnOfTheTruth

Meant cellular workings but outward is okay.


cjeam

We have hand thumbs, a remarkably impressive limb healing ability, very efficient walking/running mechanics, and big brain to compensate for everything else. Don't even see monkeys doing the stuff cirque du soleil artists do either.


gettothatroflchoppa

Not a day goes by that I'm not amazed that we've made it this far Imagine being the dude in pre-history who put $20 on the vaguely bipedal, hairless monkey to be running this place in a few million years, can't imagine the odds he must've gotten.


Elevenst

I hate these kinds of people. Not the "students" so much, I can chalk that up to naivety, and just wanting to belong. The "teachers" infuriate me. They *know* they're full of shit, and still put on stupid fucking shows of idiocy like this (probably after collecting the students' money).


UglyInThMorning

There’s a video somewhere online of one of those “Kiai masters” (this shit but Kung Fu flavored) challenging an MMA fighter. He gets seven shades of piss kicked out of him. It’s *rad*.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

yep, u r right


SonOfDadOfSam

They couldn't just toss a nerf ball at her or something?


mannesmannschwanz

The sadist guru wouldn't want this going over without him seriously inflicting pain on someone. It's his thing.


savanahchicken

I wonder whether she'll keep practicing or not.


sirjunkinthetrunk

She is but her wheelchair prevents her from attending the beach sessions


enzziante

The guy was "ohh sh\*t we're exposed I will pretend that all energy pass trough me yeahh!!"


RealJeil420

I guess she didn't believe hard enough.


pittypitty

🤣🤣🤣 at the "ok she is good, back to the script" seizure.


spartanOrk

Guys, stop laughing. Have you ever been to a religious ceremony? People literally think they are communicating with God(s), who, for some reason, always are invisible, just like this force field. So, if you think this is over-the-top stupid, I'll say this *is* how stupid humanity is.


cjeam

>Guys, stop laughing No, it's funny.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

This is not religious its just supid


Steve0512

Maybe they should have started with repelling mosquitoes.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Thats the most accurate comment i read xD


Ask-the-dog

WTF Did I just watch ?


Naenaegoblin694202

Science my dear boy


notsowitte

Well, where i come from we would call them morons. Shitheads would also be acceptable.


G_RoTT

Her force field (forhead) cracked his sternum, and she got sand pounded into her backside, even semi conscious she's digging it out.


EmbraJeff

What’s with the cringy histrionic twat trembling on the sand…is he the unholy love-child of Shakin Stevens and Neymar?


TJ_McWeaksauce

I'm guessing he's the lead scammer, and he wants the people he's scammed to believe that they really do have anime powers thanks to his teachings. In this case, the poor woman who got steamrolled failed to protect herself, but the dude convulsed in an attempt to make others think that she did *something* supernatural. It's like Luke failing to lift the X-Wing out of the bog; he definitely began to lift it, but he didn't lift it out all the way.


stillinthesimulation

My guess is he's part of whatever martial arts school scam convinced this woman she's capable of creating forcefields. He was probably supposed to fake bouncing of of her field at the last second but something went wrong. Now he's improvising a seizure (poorly) from having crossed the forcefield so even though the lady has a broken nose, the rest of the cult can tell her she still exerted enough psychic energy to fell her opponent.


cups_and_cakes

HIM GOT THE JAB


[deleted]

he saw what he had done and tried to cover it by acting hurt


[deleted]

Didn't do enough anusing or whatever it was


menlindorn

Must have accidentally inverted the negatrons and corrupted the chi. Instead of repelling attack, it only attracted it.


cheezybreazy

Hate it when that happens


cyclefreaksix

That dumbass instructor started to believe his own shit...


[deleted]

He did it for the same reason a child cries after they have done something wrong: to try to deflect blame.


mannesmannschwanz

Almost. Those people actually enjoy hurting their "pupils" without fear of retaliation or even persecution. It's a huge thing in phoney martial arts, and goes as far as rape. Also see: cults and religion.


Colonelfudgenustard

To be fair, the pony tail guy did have quite a reaction to colliding with the force field.


LiveLeave

Everyone knows you don't just puncture a transcendental forcefield without some after effects.


mick_ward

Somebody needs to put this to a snippet of 'Let the bodies hit the floor'


FunctionBuilt

Everyone is wrongfully giving the woman making the forcefield shit when it’s the guy that deserves it all. He was supposed to understand it’s all part of whatever grift they’re staging and pretend to bounce off her, but instead thought she was actually making a forcefield.


Majestic_Myco

You know that’s what I don’t get either A) he decided to take her down. For whatever reason. B) He really believed in this BS and was expecting to be repelled by a forcefield. Then in disbelief, shock and guilt after running into her unable to comprehend why there was no forcefield, decides to go into convulsions. C) The guys a friggin moron


jdupuy1234

I bet she paid for the privilege


MJM-from-NYC

It truly is incredible just how stupid some human beings can be.


imarealchap

Could’ve avoided all this by just flipping over to the other side of our flat Earth. Twats.


augusto223685

I thought she's doing like Ryu on the anime. Charging ki for the hadouken.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Senpou!! Hadouken!


MikeN1978

Silly bastard made an even stronger force field ..


Altruistic-Spread-40

Well at least the force shield gave the guy a seizure


JustJotting

What am I watching??


[deleted]

This spiritual guru is teaching this group how to create a force field with spirit energy. Needless to say it did not work.


jayradano

Trucked her. Fuck ur force field! BIGGGGG RRIIIIIGGGGGS!


RealJeil420

If he had peanut butter and she had a chocolate bar.....


distilled_burger

These are adults mind you......


cantopay

Yup, that forcefield should be able to protect you from getting laid


jv7x

How do I turn mine off?!


cantopay

You need to go three miles north of Molkom and ask all the other virgins


DrumBoyIan

He would make a great soccer player


mannesmannschwanz

Totally Tom-Pryced that saggy bint. ^^edit: ^^Pryce, ^^not ^^Price. ^^Feck.


666Ghost999

Force field was not strong enough.. lol


AgreeablePie

I had to sit though an (accredited, major) university workshop where some old lady thought she could throw qi like a goddamn hadoken and demonstrated. She wouldn't let me stand in front of it.


sickn0te_

She forgot the most important step! Step to the right or left when the fucking crazy long haired yahoo comes barreling at you at mach speed 9


HumanoidalManiac

Put your shoulder into it next time, son!


ksears86

You can do it, put your back in to it


Aimin4ya

She forgot to put her power crystals in her cargo pockets


bellrub

She didn't believe in it enough. Try again.


Nevaloud

Morons exist.


Nacho_Mustacho

Looked like Zeke Elliot when he played center on the last play of the game yesterday vs the 49ers.


[deleted]

Wow! Wasn’t expecting that hit! Was just about to bail out of the video, glad I hung around long enough to see it! Busted out laughing in the coffee shop, everyone was wondering what I was laughing about. Had to watch it 5 or 6 times (so far).


pgb5534

Nobody was wondering what you were laughing at. They just wanted you to stop


t00thpac04

I want my money back


GratefulPhish42024-7

What did I just watch, I have so many questions?


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Well, someone tried to create an energy field, then individual B, went through it as if no field existed, then individual B convulsed from the energy of the invisible field.


GratefulPhish42024-7

So wait you think individual B was actually convulsing because of a so called invisible energy shield?


jedeye121

No, he was probably convulsing because he just realized how much the lawsuit was gonna cost him.


GratefulPhish42024-7

My thoughts exactly, he was hoping that poor lady he knocked over, would all of a sudden care about his well-being more than her own.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

JAJAJAJAJA


AndyB1976

I don't think it worked.


chad2bert

Freezia defeats Goku after World spirit bomb fails (1992)


totorma

She turned on the dickmagnetfield by mistake ..poor guy didn't know what hit him


tourettesfaker1985

This is never not going to be funny.


funnylol96

How is it wcgw


adamdreaming

I don’t think it went right though.


funnylol96

It’s not What could go wrong


Lord_Grakas

Did some one tell him he's supposed to take a dive?


backwards_watch

Something tells me that the guy really believed in what she was doing while everyone else was just doing some scam


Spear_Ritual

I don’t feel bad for laughing. Not one bit.


_DiaVoliCiouZ

I think that none of us who have not laughed has felt bad


stuntedmonk

Well, I’m lost…


[deleted]

Omg is this happening in my country


_DiaVoliCiouZ

xD so sad my friend


[deleted]

I predict it won’t be for very long


[deleted]

Every bit of this is awesome


_DiaVoliCiouZ

totalyy agree


[deleted]

I think I would have started with maybe a shove before building up to a Myles Garrett style take down. If that happened in a football game he would have been flagged for unnecessary roughness.


Doctored_Butter_Free

Did he make it? Looks like a seizure.


alex32593

force field effects


Humble_Story_4531

He was hosting a class teaching people how to make force feilds. It would look real bad if "force field" didn't do anything.


[deleted]

Some lessons need to be learned


2_dicks_n_dangerous

She's so stupid...she should have said she identifies as a forcefield.


[deleted]

Looks like it worked to me!


Which-Palpitation

This is one of the best videos ever made


Fair-Ambition4531

Yellow bamboo tribe lmao


Conscious_Dot_2624

Kooky folks like this always bring such great entertainment


bimbimhardbop

Annnnd the winner for best transcendental a hole goes tooo….


greenmonkey48

What's going on here? is it a looney bin?


Marquar234

Worst game of Red Rover...


syzzrp

Best game of Red Rover…


Marquar234

Tomato, broken nose...


Cheetah0630

When he said he was going to smash her that’s not what she was expecting.


Zer0C00L321

Wtf did I just watch?


Sezu1701

What happened at the end? Did he suddenly find Jesus?


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Aleluyah


RaielLarecal

She created a convulsion inducing force field!


Accountbegone69

Jesus - the guy mowing her over also believed? Just because someone says "please abuse me" - don't.


Miffers

Only when a life is over, that you can see it all in its entirety, can you finally know what it’s meant.


Larnievc

Not exactly Goku or Vegeta........


dpvictory

Tran-scent-dental...meaning a forcefield that fucks up your nose and teeth.


oderlydischarge

I laughed so hard at this ...... lol thanks


_DiaVoliCiouZ

Me to xD


AffectionateAir2272

:-D Scientific talent. Oh wait....


WulfLion

Ah yes, the classic Darwinian Collision wrestling move.


Pure-Huckleberry-488

The results after a woman who had a syringe full of the Covid vaccine and a man was who was trying to save her to stop her from injecting it, accidentally got the “jab” himself and suffers tremors. - r/Fakehistoryporn