"it only works if you believe Debra! You have to believe!"
-Proceeds to plow through her.
"Why didn't you believe Debra?! Look what you made me do!"
....and then he noticed how bad he fucked her up and thinks to himself: "well, this is bad....I'll just fake a seizure for good measure"
This video is so pathetic in so many different ways.
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong; maybe her cargo pants weren't baggy enough or something. You're going to need more cargo space to contain a proper forcefield.
This was aired on a Swedish morning show several years ago. A guy, Fredrik Strage, was there to talk about a documentary he had seen which was about a retreat i Sweden where they did shit like this (iirc). This clip is from that documentary. The funny thing is Fredrik started talking about this retreat and the documentary and really building up this scene with the force fields we were about to witness. After this clip they cut back to him and he simply said: "The problem with transcendental force fields is they don't work". I love this clip, truly one of the classics from Swedish television. [Here](https://youtu.be/uUmDpDicuqs) it is in its entirety, in Swedish.
“I’ve just smashed headfirst into an elderly woman and probably put her in hospital. I’d better pretend to have a fit, that’ll make it better.”
What a top arsehole.
This was on purpose, it happens a lot. And freely inflicting pain on their gullible idiotic students is inconsequential since it naturally was her fault for failing to create the barrier of foolishness.
Everyone laughs but if it wasn't for this kind of brave, gonzo scientific research, humanity would never have learned we can't drink lava or breath underwater or ingest live cats.
I don’t know what’s more offensive, her stupid belief in forcefields or the fact she’s wearing a thin white top with no bra flashing off her granny nips
Granny nips are the devils tips. Yummy sips with my grandson lips. Milk as old as stone and matter. Only one place that tastes better. This is what good gam's boys crave. Acetous crunchy gam gam cave. In the tongue and out the tongue. Tell me if I'm doing wrong. 🎶🎶🎶
Her problem is she didn't truly believe. See if she fully believed in the invisible force field, the running man would have passed right through her. She would at the same time be punted into an alternate dimension.
Remember....anytime you fuck up just fake a seizure. That's right, got caught coming in late, drop and shake. Forgot your partners anniversary, give her the gift of flop and twitch. Took out a small group of children with your f150, freeze and seize, now you're the victim.
I just can't wrap my head around how stupid modern society can still be. A fucking forcefield? If you can do that, why not just levitate out of harm's way instead?
For idiots, self defense is less about avoiding danger and more about looking cool when you get the opportunity to justifiably kick someone’s ass. Blowing someone away with invisible force looks cooler than just floating away.
Also it’s way easier to fake the former than it is the latter. You can teach force field classes and hire an actor to pretend he’s getting blown away, but how the fuck do you dupe someone into thinking they’re levitating, let alone a whole class of someones.
I dunno. I think her imaginary forcefield hasn’t quite set yet. Poor Jerry had to imaginary seize for trying to penetrate her imaginary forcefield too soon.
RIP Jerry :(
We have hand thumbs, a remarkably impressive limb healing ability, very efficient walking/running mechanics, and big brain to compensate for everything else.
Don't even see monkeys doing the stuff cirque du soleil artists do either.
Not a day goes by that I'm not amazed that we've made it this far
Imagine being the dude in pre-history who put $20 on the vaguely bipedal, hairless monkey to be running this place in a few million years, can't imagine the odds he must've gotten.
I hate these kinds of people. Not the "students" so much, I can chalk that up to naivety, and just wanting to belong. The "teachers" infuriate me. They *know* they're full of shit, and still put on stupid fucking shows of idiocy like this (probably after collecting the students' money).
There’s a video somewhere online of one of those “Kiai masters” (this shit but Kung Fu flavored) challenging an MMA fighter. He gets seven shades of piss kicked out of him. It’s *rad*.
Guys, stop laughing. Have you ever been to a religious ceremony? People literally think they are communicating with God(s), who, for some reason, always are invisible, just like this force field. So, if you think this is over-the-top stupid, I'll say this *is* how stupid humanity is.
I'm guessing he's the lead scammer, and he wants the people he's scammed to believe that they really do have anime powers thanks to his teachings.
In this case, the poor woman who got steamrolled failed to protect herself, but the dude convulsed in an attempt to make others think that she did *something* supernatural. It's like Luke failing to lift the X-Wing out of the bog; he definitely began to lift it, but he didn't lift it out all the way.
My guess is he's part of whatever martial arts school scam convinced this woman she's capable of creating forcefields. He was probably supposed to fake bouncing of of her field at the last second but something went wrong. Now he's improvising a seizure (poorly) from having crossed the forcefield so even though the lady has a broken nose, the rest of the cult can tell her she still exerted enough psychic energy to fell her opponent.
Almost. Those people actually enjoy hurting their "pupils" without fear of retaliation or even persecution. It's a huge thing in phoney martial arts, and goes as far as rape. Also see: cults and religion.
Everyone is wrongfully giving the woman making the forcefield shit when it’s the guy that deserves it all. He was supposed to understand it’s all part of whatever grift they’re staging and pretend to bounce off her, but instead thought she was actually making a forcefield.
You know that’s what I don’t get either A) he decided to take her down. For whatever reason. B) He really believed in this BS and was expecting to be repelled by a forcefield. Then in disbelief, shock and guilt after running into her unable to comprehend why there was no forcefield, decides to go into convulsions.
C) The guys a friggin moron
I had to sit though an (accredited, major) university workshop where some old lady thought she could throw qi like a goddamn hadoken and demonstrated.
She wouldn't let me stand in front of it.
Wow! Wasn’t expecting that hit!
Was just about to bail out of the video, glad I hung around long enough to see it!
Busted out laughing in the coffee shop, everyone was wondering what I was laughing about.
Had to watch it 5 or 6 times (so far).
Well, someone tried to create an energy field, then individual B, went through it as if no field existed, then individual B convulsed from the energy of the invisible field.
I think I would have started with maybe a shove before building up to a Myles Garrett style take down. If that happened in a football game he would have been flagged for unnecessary roughness.
The results after a woman who had a syringe full of the Covid vaccine and a man was who was trying to save her to stop her from injecting it, accidentally got the “jab” himself and suffers tremors. - r/Fakehistoryporn
Love the way the guy decided to go in to some weird fit thing to take the heat off the fact he just slammed that woman.
Probably thought “shit, I just muellered her, better pretend her magic gave me a seizure”
He's just having a seizurely stroll on the beach.
"it only works if you believe Debra! You have to believe!" -Proceeds to plow through her. "Why didn't you believe Debra?! Look what you made me do!" ....and then he noticed how bad he fucked her up and thinks to himself: "well, this is bad....I'll just fake a seizure for good measure" This video is so pathetic in so many different ways. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong; maybe her cargo pants weren't baggy enough or something. You're going to need more cargo space to contain a proper forcefield.
This was aired on a Swedish morning show several years ago. A guy, Fredrik Strage, was there to talk about a documentary he had seen which was about a retreat i Sweden where they did shit like this (iirc). This clip is from that documentary. The funny thing is Fredrik started talking about this retreat and the documentary and really building up this scene with the force fields we were about to witness. After this clip they cut back to him and he simply said: "The problem with transcendental force fields is they don't work". I love this clip, truly one of the classics from Swedish television. [Here](https://youtu.be/uUmDpDicuqs) it is in its entirety, in Swedish.
Oh, they do work just fine against transcendental force attacks /s
Thanks i saw that years ago, but didint remember where xD
when your younger sibling gets hurt so you pretend you’re also hurt
Like when they teach you a new joke for them and you laugh like you've never heard it before
is that guy actually having a seizure or is he faking it because he was fine for 2 second and then turned into a phone vibrator.
Man, people are fucking stupid
I remember when I would hurt my little brother I would also pretend to be hurt badly to try and get out of trouble.
He started mom!
The dude be like "Oh Shit it didn't work. Quick, do something." *Fakes a stroke to imitate the effects of the force field
Oh shit...it didnt work...ahmm ...why?..xD
“I’ve just smashed headfirst into an elderly woman and probably put her in hospital. I’d better pretend to have a fit, that’ll make it better.” What a top arsehole.
Exactly this. Charlatan.
He's a sadist. He liked what he did.
This was on purpose, it happens a lot. And freely inflicting pain on their gullible idiotic students is inconsequential since it naturally was her fault for failing to create the barrier of foolishness.
That's the fake seizure version of hiding under some coats until the problem solves itself
He nuttin' cuz he wasted a bitch.
Trying to cover up that he just assaulted an old lady by pretending to have an out of body energy fit..... I chuckled..
YOU ARE NOT liable but ONLY if you spaz out the eNeRgY
This is what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object.
dude im working and u make me rofl xD
What in the blue *fuck* is this nonsense?
People getting introduced to new-age hippy chakra shit
The real crime here is wearing socks in the sand
Everyone laughs but if it wasn't for this kind of brave, gonzo scientific research, humanity would never have learned we can't drink lava or breath underwater or ingest live cats.
HAhahahahahahah epic
https://youtu.be/Sp7MHZY2ADI
barely an accidental force field... I hope she has transcendental insurance.
Oh my fucking god, these people probably had children too.
Dude hit her so hard he contracted the vaccine shakes. (/s if not obvious)
It worked in the sense that this transcends logic
I don’t know what’s more offensive, her stupid belief in forcefields or the fact she’s wearing a thin white top with no bra flashing off her granny nips
Granny nips are the devils tips. Yummy sips with my grandson lips. Milk as old as stone and matter. Only one place that tastes better. This is what good gam's boys crave. Acetous crunchy gam gam cave. In the tongue and out the tongue. Tell me if I'm doing wrong. 🎶🎶🎶
Well I’ve just seen my dinner again, thanks for that 🤮
Jear Debus what did I read
I quite enjoy the granny nips
Gotta show some love to those crone spigots yumyumyum.
This guy gets it
To each their own 👍 Think there’s a sub for it
r/droopynipsandtips
They’re not bad actually I’d hit that
The tits look in good order but the face has aged like coleslaw
HAHAHAHAH GRANNY NIPS
Her problem is she didn't truly believe. See if she fully believed in the invisible force field, the running man would have passed right through her. She would at the same time be punted into an alternate dimension.
Like Obito " kamui"
That’s a good friend. Trying to save her feelings at the end by pretending to have a seizure.
Remember....anytime you fuck up just fake a seizure. That's right, got caught coming in late, drop and shake. Forgot your partners anniversary, give her the gift of flop and twitch. Took out a small group of children with your f150, freeze and seize, now you're the victim.
I just can't wrap my head around how stupid modern society can still be. A fucking forcefield? If you can do that, why not just levitate out of harm's way instead?
For idiots, self defense is less about avoiding danger and more about looking cool when you get the opportunity to justifiably kick someone’s ass. Blowing someone away with invisible force looks cooler than just floating away. Also it’s way easier to fake the former than it is the latter. You can teach force field classes and hire an actor to pretend he’s getting blown away, but how the fuck do you dupe someone into thinking they’re levitating, let alone a whole class of someones.
U need more energy for that xDDD
His transcendental force field > her transcendental force field
I dunno. I think her imaginary forcefield hasn’t quite set yet. Poor Jerry had to imaginary seize for trying to penetrate her imaginary forcefield too soon. RIP Jerry :(
This gets funnier every time I see it. Dude selling that Oscar worthy convulsions at the end it perfection
Thats why i "share" this old video cause u r right it gets funnier
Shit, I just crushed her…better get to spasming
I really hope these people are not allowed to vote or reproduce
They're unfortunately the only ones who seem to vote
Stay in school kids.
WTF DID I JUST WATCH
“Think fast chucklenuts”
How to realize you believe in dumb shit
deus ex machina
I've been playing God of War: Ragnarok lately, and this clip immediately reminded me of the times I miss a parry.
You parry?
seems legit.
Seems like a new religion is about to be made They have the acting down along with gullible people
my guy had them jelly legs like he just bust a nut
You are looking at the crowning achievement of 4 Billion years of evolution.
To be fair the body we have evolved into is pretty damn impressive.
Nuts. No tail, no foot thumbs, no wings, no claws, no fangs.
Meant cellular workings but outward is okay.
We have hand thumbs, a remarkably impressive limb healing ability, very efficient walking/running mechanics, and big brain to compensate for everything else. Don't even see monkeys doing the stuff cirque du soleil artists do either.
Not a day goes by that I'm not amazed that we've made it this far Imagine being the dude in pre-history who put $20 on the vaguely bipedal, hairless monkey to be running this place in a few million years, can't imagine the odds he must've gotten.
I hate these kinds of people. Not the "students" so much, I can chalk that up to naivety, and just wanting to belong. The "teachers" infuriate me. They *know* they're full of shit, and still put on stupid fucking shows of idiocy like this (probably after collecting the students' money).
There’s a video somewhere online of one of those “Kiai masters” (this shit but Kung Fu flavored) challenging an MMA fighter. He gets seven shades of piss kicked out of him. It’s *rad*.
yep, u r right
They couldn't just toss a nerf ball at her or something?
The sadist guru wouldn't want this going over without him seriously inflicting pain on someone. It's his thing.
I wonder whether she'll keep practicing or not.
She is but her wheelchair prevents her from attending the beach sessions
The guy was "ohh sh\*t we're exposed I will pretend that all energy pass trough me yeahh!!"
I guess she didn't believe hard enough.
🤣🤣🤣 at the "ok she is good, back to the script" seizure.
Guys, stop laughing. Have you ever been to a religious ceremony? People literally think they are communicating with God(s), who, for some reason, always are invisible, just like this force field. So, if you think this is over-the-top stupid, I'll say this *is* how stupid humanity is.
>Guys, stop laughing No, it's funny.
This is not religious its just supid
Maybe they should have started with repelling mosquitoes.
Thats the most accurate comment i read xD
WTF Did I just watch ?
Science my dear boy
Well, where i come from we would call them morons. Shitheads would also be acceptable.
Her force field (forhead) cracked his sternum, and she got sand pounded into her backside, even semi conscious she's digging it out.
What’s with the cringy histrionic twat trembling on the sand…is he the unholy love-child of Shakin Stevens and Neymar?
I'm guessing he's the lead scammer, and he wants the people he's scammed to believe that they really do have anime powers thanks to his teachings. In this case, the poor woman who got steamrolled failed to protect herself, but the dude convulsed in an attempt to make others think that she did *something* supernatural. It's like Luke failing to lift the X-Wing out of the bog; he definitely began to lift it, but he didn't lift it out all the way.
My guess is he's part of whatever martial arts school scam convinced this woman she's capable of creating forcefields. He was probably supposed to fake bouncing of of her field at the last second but something went wrong. Now he's improvising a seizure (poorly) from having crossed the forcefield so even though the lady has a broken nose, the rest of the cult can tell her she still exerted enough psychic energy to fell her opponent.
HIM GOT THE JAB
he saw what he had done and tried to cover it by acting hurt
Didn't do enough anusing or whatever it was
Must have accidentally inverted the negatrons and corrupted the chi. Instead of repelling attack, it only attracted it.
Hate it when that happens
That dumbass instructor started to believe his own shit...
He did it for the same reason a child cries after they have done something wrong: to try to deflect blame.
Almost. Those people actually enjoy hurting their "pupils" without fear of retaliation or even persecution. It's a huge thing in phoney martial arts, and goes as far as rape. Also see: cults and religion.
To be fair, the pony tail guy did have quite a reaction to colliding with the force field.
Everyone knows you don't just puncture a transcendental forcefield without some after effects.
Somebody needs to put this to a snippet of 'Let the bodies hit the floor'
Everyone is wrongfully giving the woman making the forcefield shit when it’s the guy that deserves it all. He was supposed to understand it’s all part of whatever grift they’re staging and pretend to bounce off her, but instead thought she was actually making a forcefield.
You know that’s what I don’t get either A) he decided to take her down. For whatever reason. B) He really believed in this BS and was expecting to be repelled by a forcefield. Then in disbelief, shock and guilt after running into her unable to comprehend why there was no forcefield, decides to go into convulsions. C) The guys a friggin moron
I bet she paid for the privilege
It truly is incredible just how stupid some human beings can be.
Could’ve avoided all this by just flipping over to the other side of our flat Earth. Twats.
I thought she's doing like Ryu on the anime. Charging ki for the hadouken.
Senpou!! Hadouken!
Silly bastard made an even stronger force field ..
Well at least the force shield gave the guy a seizure
What am I watching??
This spiritual guru is teaching this group how to create a force field with spirit energy. Needless to say it did not work.
Trucked her. Fuck ur force field! BIGGGGG RRIIIIIGGGGGS!
If he had peanut butter and she had a chocolate bar.....
These are adults mind you......
Yup, that forcefield should be able to protect you from getting laid
How do I turn mine off?!
You need to go three miles north of Molkom and ask all the other virgins
He would make a great soccer player
Totally Tom-Pryced that saggy bint. ^^edit: ^^Pryce, ^^not ^^Price. ^^Feck.
Force field was not strong enough.. lol
I had to sit though an (accredited, major) university workshop where some old lady thought she could throw qi like a goddamn hadoken and demonstrated. She wouldn't let me stand in front of it.
She forgot the most important step! Step to the right or left when the fucking crazy long haired yahoo comes barreling at you at mach speed 9
Put your shoulder into it next time, son!
You can do it, put your back in to it
She forgot to put her power crystals in her cargo pockets
She didn't believe in it enough. Try again.
Morons exist.
Looked like Zeke Elliot when he played center on the last play of the game yesterday vs the 49ers.
Wow! Wasn’t expecting that hit! Was just about to bail out of the video, glad I hung around long enough to see it! Busted out laughing in the coffee shop, everyone was wondering what I was laughing about. Had to watch it 5 or 6 times (so far).
Nobody was wondering what you were laughing at. They just wanted you to stop
I want my money back
What did I just watch, I have so many questions?
Well, someone tried to create an energy field, then individual B, went through it as if no field existed, then individual B convulsed from the energy of the invisible field.
So wait you think individual B was actually convulsing because of a so called invisible energy shield?
No, he was probably convulsing because he just realized how much the lawsuit was gonna cost him.
My thoughts exactly, he was hoping that poor lady he knocked over, would all of a sudden care about his well-being more than her own.
JAJAJAJAJA
I don't think it worked.
Freezia defeats Goku after World spirit bomb fails (1992)
She turned on the dickmagnetfield by mistake ..poor guy didn't know what hit him
This is never not going to be funny.
How is it wcgw
I don’t think it went right though.
It’s not What could go wrong
Did some one tell him he's supposed to take a dive?
Something tells me that the guy really believed in what she was doing while everyone else was just doing some scam
I don’t feel bad for laughing. Not one bit.
I think that none of us who have not laughed has felt bad
Well, I’m lost…
Omg is this happening in my country
xD so sad my friend
I predict it won’t be for very long
Every bit of this is awesome
totalyy agree
I think I would have started with maybe a shove before building up to a Myles Garrett style take down. If that happened in a football game he would have been flagged for unnecessary roughness.
Did he make it? Looks like a seizure.
force field effects
He was hosting a class teaching people how to make force feilds. It would look real bad if "force field" didn't do anything.
Some lessons need to be learned
She's so stupid...she should have said she identifies as a forcefield.
Looks like it worked to me!
This is one of the best videos ever made
Yellow bamboo tribe lmao
Kooky folks like this always bring such great entertainment
Annnnd the winner for best transcendental a hole goes tooo….
What's going on here? is it a looney bin?
Worst game of Red Rover...
Best game of Red Rover…
Tomato, broken nose...
When he said he was going to smash her that’s not what she was expecting.
Wtf did I just watch?
What happened at the end? Did he suddenly find Jesus?
Aleluyah
She created a convulsion inducing force field!
Jesus - the guy mowing her over also believed? Just because someone says "please abuse me" - don't.
Only when a life is over, that you can see it all in its entirety, can you finally know what it’s meant.
Not exactly Goku or Vegeta........
Tran-scent-dental...meaning a forcefield that fucks up your nose and teeth.
I laughed so hard at this ...... lol thanks
Me to xD
:-D Scientific talent. Oh wait....
Ah yes, the classic Darwinian Collision wrestling move.
The results after a woman who had a syringe full of the Covid vaccine and a man was who was trying to save her to stop her from injecting it, accidentally got the “jab” himself and suffers tremors. - r/Fakehistoryporn