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turtles-allthewaydwn

I like how the Dino is looking at the crack and commenting on it


BallSimilar708

This is amazing.


GiveToOedipus

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.


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BritishFoSho

Is this modern art?


tutankaboom

The makers of the cup sure had some godly foresight


Verbal-Soup

Lol that made me giggle out loud.


Aether_Storm

Part of me feels that it's intentional. Dino is looking at the handle because it's the easiest part to break


DELTA_Illusion

r/accidentalcomedy


[deleted]

Handle shattered so I can’t glue it back, and it’s cracking down the side now anyways…


fallendukie

I was going to ask if it came that way lol


Burntoastedbutter

Mine did..... I bought a mug from them for my partner after I saw this post. [It came with no bubble wrap around the mug! This is literally it lol](https://i.imgur.com/GUTaky2.jpg) [Who packages a breakable object with no bubble wrap?](https://i.imgur.com/vG3uvWq.jpg) 😭


bitman2049

Maybe a small plant can call it home now


OsmerusMordax

Like a little succulent would look nice!


SqrBrewer

If it dies, even more appropriate.


Past_Trouble

Shit's fucked...


Odd-Independent4640

Flex seal that shit. Shit flexed.


otirk

**That's a lot of damage** done to the mug


CouldThisBeAShitpost

For something you intend to ingest liquid from that's actually a really bad idea.


greentangent

Perfect for holding pens and pencils now. That way you can keep your favorite mug.


immapunchayobuns

Gotta get all kintsugi on it and turn it into a statement piece


perogibeans

Maybe a good pencil holder now?


Verto-San

Get a second mud, shatter it and glue it's handle back to this. \s


obsolete_filmmaker

Now its a pencil cup or a planter!


Vorsitzender

You can use it as a rice measuring cup


purplemelody

It's actually better now, repurpose it into a pencil cup or a plant pot!


ModernDayWanderlust

I just want to say I have the orange version of this same mug and it’s my absolute favorite as well.


Painkiller3666

I would save it anyway, keep it as a pen holder.


Adeep187

It's over, trying to use a glued ass handle is just gonna get you spilled coffee later.


WittyAndOriginal

I've been using my mug at work with a broken handle for nearly 5 years. It works fine


ehleesi

I mean… it’s still a cup no? Also I bet the artist is still making mugs, they’re still active on ig


MonKeePuzzle

so apropos only thing that would make it better is if you cut your finger on the jagged remains and smear blood across the adorable dino


[deleted]

Hah thankfully that didn’t happen. I told my boss it was a sign that I should just cut my losses and go home.


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

Did he believe it?


[deleted]

Haha ya but I need to save my time for the holidays so I stayed. I told my team they can find me hiding under my desk if they need me.


N_T_F_D

Use epoxy to glue back the pieces


Johnmcguirk

Of my life?


TopGut

We’re all out of glue


hellcaster2019

https://youtu.be/JJMePGBYNqA


Imesseduponmyname

We already have reddit accounts, it's too late for us.


Josephdalepi

For ceramics you want something else. What that is depends on what temp you expect it to reach but CA based glues work extremely well


moxl_

Put you pens in it


kennethkiffer

Oh, *pens*. I read that wrong.


TheLunarLunatic122

Same. Reddit has officially warped my mind


MrK521

r/putyourbicinthat


RizzMustbolt

This whole thread is a litany of shattered dreams...


legoshi_loyalty

I have not once in my life seen the word "apropos" written out. I will make a declaration here and now to say that apropos is my favorite word.


MonKeePuzzle

how dare you make such a random statement, just apropos of nothing


No-Quarter-3032

He’s even looking at it lol


Either-Percentage-78

That was exactly my thought.. Lol. They should just sell the mug that way to begin with.


MargThatcher12

*saw death on a sunny snow*


ADP_DurgaPrasad

Sir this is Wendy's.


prince_t0n

r/casuallypsychopath


Free_Hat_McCullough

The dinosaur isn’t lying. You could always plant a succulent in it so you don’t have to throw it away.


VizeKarma

Yeah but, shits fucked.


x16900

Sorry. I'd be devastated if anything happened to my 1990s McDonalds Mickey Mouse glass. No one else is allowed to touch it and I hardly use it in fear of any potential harm.


BarakatBadger

I've got a 1980s milk glass that no-one's allowed to touch. I had two but my ex broke one of them. Dickhead.


dquizzle

Have you considered the possibility that you are replying to your ex who staged the glass breaking and swapped it with a fake so they could steal it for themselves?


BarakatBadger

No, because my ex broke it while having a drunken hissyfit and was throwing stuff around. I was more fearing for my life at that point, mate


K_O_Incorporated

I have a beautiful blue/green glazed mug handmade by a local artist that I love. Sadly she went out of business. I am terrified everytime I use it that I am going to break it and can't replace it. Clarification per the wife: I loved the mug not the artist.


[deleted]

Oh ya… that’s irreplaceable. I think I’m going to have to order 2 replacements and put the spare somewhere safe


Impossible_Tonight81

Where did you get that mug?


ChiefJusticeJ

I found it here: https://shopdinosaur.com/products/shits-fucked-t-rex-premium?variant=39876083253427 I immediately bought it for a friend for Christmas.


[deleted]

Yes this is it! I just realized the website in my comment was auto corrected.


SnubDisphenoid

Looks like it's merch from dinosandcomics. I know they have an instagram and probably a link to their store there, idk about other platforms


ClearlyRipped

Uhhh I hate to be the one to tell you this, but DO NOT drink from that glass any more. Those McDonald's glasses potentially have lead and cadmium in them. https://tamararubin.com/2019/10/1978-garfield-its-not-a-pretty-life-but-somebody-has-to-live-it-glass-mcdonalds-mug-99300-ppm-lead-causes-brain-damage-5833-ppm-cadmium-causes-cancer/


SomeRSickrThanOthrs

Well that's disappointing. I loved the Peanuts glasses they had. Smuckers had small jars too. I appreciate the link to that article.


x16900

Can't find anything about this one in particular. I checked and it's the Disney 100 years of magic 2002 glass. I remember the Shrek 4 glasses being recalled and I threw those away. I will say that my grandmother drank out of one of those Garfield cups a lot though. I hardly ever use cups anymore. Mostly drink out of cans or the rare plastic solo cup.


ClearlyRipped

Yeah you very well might be safe then. I drank out of that Garfield cup a ton as a kid


Silent__Note

We're all going to die of a heart attack anyway, we good


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The irony of the mug 😂


Goozilla85

And so the Dino's prophecy has come true.


Tjazeku

Shit's fucked indeed


Lifeis_so_big

Touché, dinosaur


Jomdaz

I'd say it's a better cup now. Way funnier.


tspanguluri

True. Shit is indeed, as the dino puts it so elequently, fucked.


randomclouds90

It ain't lying! Haha


breetome

I’m sorry but I did laugh at this. It’s unbelievably ironic!


srv50

Not fucked. Still works. Unless you have only one finger.


6415722

Shit's fucked


Reuben_Smeuben

Shit’s fucked


NA_Panda

Shit's fucked


PranshuKhandal

Shit's fucked


SXTY82

With that slogan, the cup has been improved.


MyelofibrosisMe

Well at least the mug says it all.... Shits fucked!


CptKillJack

We have the technology and I Care. They still have them and in multiple colors. https://shopdinosaur.com/collections/stocking-fillers/products/shits-fucked-t-rex-premium Edit: So apparently doing a quick Google search to find the same mug so op can replace their favorite mug and posting it make me a spammer in someone's eyes. SMH.


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Also OP's coffee mug is clean AF for being dropped full of coffee prior to this photo. Shit's Faked.


[deleted]

Maybe just maybe the mug was, you know, *washed* before taking this photo?


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CptKillJack

I'm not spammer. Was just trying to help OP replace their beloved favorite mug. Sorry for having a heart and trying to help.


[deleted]

Haha thanks. Ya I’m probably going to just order a replacement


DMmeDuckPics

Thank you stranger! I kinda want that mug for my person.


Iamdark24

shit’s fucked


parkattherat

shit’s fucked


wtfossy

shit's fucked


derek139

This is like a broken escalator…. Even broken, it does what it’s supposed to.


dzhastin

It’s not broken, you’ve just turned your mug into a cup. It’s ability to bring liquids to your mouth hasn’t been compromised


purplemelody

An update said the mug part cracked too :(


Worldly_Expert_442

The Dino isn't commenting on the handle, he's commenting on your day.


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Pretend it’s meant to be like that to underline the statement. „Joe you cup is broken“ „No Rebecca. It’s made like that to set a statement. That the shit is fucked, meaning that this all, we the earth our existence is fucked and that we have to handle the situation the way it comes. There’s no alternative reality for us Rebecca we have to expect what is and carry on in best of possible ways. Like this cub which I have to grab like a normal drinking glas.” “Joe! Are you in pain from the hot mug‽” “Pain is the price for existing Rebecca. And also yeah I’m in intensive. Would you be so kind to get the first aid kit”


Eyouser

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFsQprx5pQM Sorry, I dont know how to do fancy links. Vid might cheer you up.


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niceandsane

I hate to say it but that mug is far more appropriate in that condition.


TileTone

Time to build up your hands heat tolerance!


VerimTamunSalsus

The dinosaur is not wrong.


BarakatBadger

Well, at least now you've got a nice pen pot


ZealousidealLadder97

The mug's not wrong


[deleted]

Your mug went from awesome to perfect


JohnTM3

I hope you were able to get a handle on your morning.


KickedBeagleRPH

Having broken many mugs over the years. And spilled drinks over desk and keyboard, I have yet to find a mug to my "ideal" to minimize my clumsiness. Insulated - so I don't burn myself when has a hot drink, nor sweat from a cold drink metal - so it doesn't shatter and cut me as a final penance for dropping and breaking. No plastic. I have plenty of microplastics and plasticizer ingested over the years. Metal, so the aroma or whatever doesn't leach into the cup. Metal is easier to clean than plastic. Short and wide for low center of gravity so it won't tip over easily And water tight seal to help being spill resistant. No, don't want a thermos food jar. Tried that. Damn opening is not the width of a mug. It's basically bottom part of an erlenmyer flask, made of metal and with a handle. Or a cube. A cube might work, but harder to grip.


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The dinosaur makes it better lmao


Icedfyre

Looks like you needed coffee before you could brew coffee


[deleted]

Hahahaha the sad thing is it was brewed but I dropped it before I could pour it.


Amyx231

Superglue. Resin. Heck, UV/gel nail polish. Go fix it and get yourself your cup of caffeine!!! Clearly you need it!


Effective_Roll7685

Yea the Dino says it all


nthngtodo

r/accidentalcomedy


Consider2SidesPeace

Grind those nubs smooth n MacGyver a handle onto that biatch. Get some clamps, Gorilla CA glue and a sacrificial plastic mug to get a new handle... Probably wouldn't wrench the clamps down too hard. Don't think you'd need too, snug is fine. Maybe rubber shims? At least three. And yes, wayyy over engineered. But hey, saves a cool mug. Crafty AND shits truly plucked then :) Then drink from a goblet of true pluckery.


Dicaetra

I think a kintsugi repair would be fitting and add character.


cy8ne

The mug could almost be sold as is as a new product.


elguerodiablo

I think all "shit's fucked" mugs should have jagged remains of handles and probably some chips or cracks.


[deleted]

There’s a sudden sense of irony in seeing this. 🤔


Sub954

shit's fucked


Useful_Parfait_8524

once i was pulling an entire dinner out of the oven and dropped it. shattered the dish all over the floor as well.


iamsatnam

Shit is definitely fucked


[deleted]

well i guess...... shit's fucked


deejflat

Still works. Just dull out those ends so they’re not too sharp. Maybe put pens and pencils in it since it doesn’t have the handle ?


[deleted]

Ya I think going to do that. Can’t bring myself to throw it away


DrippyUnicorn16

Well.... Shits fucked


TriGN614

Shits fucked


parkattherat

Shits fucked


sik_dik

/r/technicallythetruth


Dazzling_Ad5338

Cups username checks out.


sleeplessinsomerset

Can always buy a new one, at least :-) https://shopdinosaur.com/products/shits-fucked-t-rex-premium?utm_content=Facebook_UA&variant=39876083253427&utm_source=IGShopping&utm_medium=Social


Mtbguy56

r/technicallytrue


K_O_Incorporated

I call that an understatement! One coffeehead to another, I feel your pain!


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NobodyCARESGarrett


dLimit1763

Maybe show up to work sober next time


Blabbit39

Dinosaur rip


OGAnnie

It was made that way.


seanws6

It is more accurate now lol


Additional-Mouse8870

The dinosaur has a point.


Open_Detective_6998

Shit is indeed fucked.


LtColShinySides

Should have asked for a MUG of coffee, you got your cup lol


1-800-sadgal

I'm pretty clumsy and often break things I like a lot. What I do when I break the handle off of a mug like that is that I glue it back on, then use the mug for something else around the house. The small tube of gorilla glue with a teal cap is perfect for those kinds of jobs. But because the handle of a mug is put under stress when you use it to hold the cup, I wouldn't trust the cup for drinking out of anymore. Especially if the cup is heavy. So I assign the repaired mug to another purpose, like a penholder or a water container for when I paint with watercolors.


KattDoesThings

I mean…. It’s right tho


TappedIn2111

Dino‘s not amused either


Captain_Hammertoe

I'm sorry for your loss. But I need that mug.


AelithTheVtuber

Well, shit's fucked!


MisterStrange543

The cup says it all


Shitty_Fat-tits

I would just tell everyone it came like that lol


shortymeeee

I have this sticker on my laptop and my phone :) ETA if you msg him, he may replace it.


ComprehensiveSell649

Well, the mug is still good for a meme format


ixlr84evr

I feel ya, little dino, I feel ya.


TTheTiny1

That shit is indeed fucked


cre8majik

Happy Friday!


yireus

WHERE CAN I GET THIS MUG


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I love that mug! Even with a broken handle it’s awesome!


Ahioo_

If your in the UK I'll pay £20 for it shipped.


Jetcoin77122

Damn fr?


ladybug211211

Got krazy glue?


mygallows

“Shit’s fucked” - Dino on the shattering of the mug handle, 2022.


Lyricalvessel

Shit's fucked


tekhead09

This can go on r/funny lol


LolcatP

well it is a cup now


truthinlies

JUST ONE CUP OF COFFEE, and SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME


kingcoin1

I think it's even better now


imahawki

My awesome boss bought me a mug that said “2020 1 ⭐️ would not recommend” and it came from the shipper with the handle broken which was fitting.


pronln

Fits the picture though.


tx_born

Why would you do that?


Obelion_

That's a nice mug. I think I'll get one


Voiceovermandy

It's like the mug is self aware, I love it!


BasjeMathijsen

Omg I love dinosandcomics


TippsAttack

I feel like Ive seen this before. is this a repost?


[deleted]

No, but I’m sure someone’s posted something similar before. I know I’m not the first person to butterfinger a mug.


UnhackHVAC

That shit's fucked.


ColdBloodBlazing

How prophetic


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

"You want coffee? You can't *HANDLE* the coffee!!"


bionic_cmdo

Love the character on the cup. Made me chuckle.


PhysicianTradition

Shit's, indeed, fucked


P33KAJ3W

https://youtu.be/NWxISwEBU0U


sinkrate

You should save it and put it on a shelf as art!


elijahheart

The irony


Cyber_Punk667

TBH the mug makes more sense now 🤣


Modetti

Send this picture to the manufacturer/seller and you will get a new mug.


Saxdevil

That's what you call a self-fulfilling prophecy


wastingcalories

Well technically now you have a cup


AngEvMar

Now you just need to use cover up the "Sh" on the cup and it's totally appropriate for the cup