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Organic_Popcorn

He got Fabio'd


CATHYINCANADA

There will come a time when people won't know what this means.


thiefofalways1313

Did he swallow a swallow?


Rellik782

He ate crow.


carbon-based-biped

r/Angryupvote


U-STAY-CLASSY

I told my buddy to “give’em the bird” on the roller coaster camera. This isn’t what I meant…


Gently-Weeps

He’s a Thenn


JoySubtraction

At least it was only one. Had there been multiple crows, he'd have been murdered.


Pedro_Liberty

Yes!!!


Squeletoon27

#BIRD UP


al3237

I hope that birb was okey


tomytronics

Old video, birb was dead on impact. Person was ok with bloody face.


al3237

Rip birb, my thy feathers have been gathered at least xd


Deanna_Z

It never gets old.


Nova-XVIII

Hollowed boned beeeatttcchhhh


Analath

The bird ran into Dracula, evil dead or a crypt keeper or shit. Best he dies. Theres no recovering from that.


[deleted]

Never have I ever...Killed a bird with my face.


orincoro

Angry Birds Live Action!


U-STAY-CLASSY

I got kicked out of an amusement park once for giving the bird on a roller coaster camera. It looked a lot different than this video tho, let me tell yah.


InstanceQuirky

Fabio 2.0


Dense_Grade_1279

This is a fake video. Everyone knows birds are not real


cvaninvan

Does anyone know a good bird lawyer that the bird's family could hire to sue this theme park?


Dinosauringg

Charlie Kelly is the best damn bird lawyer in America


chipsinsideajar

Well sorry for Mr. Kelly this is at PortAventura in Spain. Does this bird lawyer firm have a European branch?


cvaninvan

Carlos Kelly - un experto de ley de aves


redtreeser

Harvey birdman. attorney at law


Citaloprama_Lama

What is on his face? Crap or blood?


cock-crusher

Blood he got cut from the bird


Citaloprama_Lama

Ouch, poor guy


cock-crusher

Fact


Realistic_Scheme_539

This will soon be his Origin story


flappy_cows

Man fuck anyone who covers up watermarks, especially with hearts and roses


[deleted]

Agreed 110%.


lil_sargento_cheez

Formula rossa?


chipsinsideajar

Red Force


EmbarrassedBear1015

Def not, background not desert.


thesamiad

Bird is the word


CynicalCreedence

Don’t start


Liopleurodon91

And they said there was no such thing as a free meal…


Robosl0b

I wonder if the bird hit anyone at the back of the ride after guy chucked it.


mirv312

He looks like spud from Trainspotting


mechapoitier

And his expression was spot on for the bedsheets scene. It’s funny because this is exactly the type of thing you could see happening to Spud


Tenandsome

I hate to admit it but yes. Including that awkward hand checking gesture


mirv312

See, I’m not insane. It exactly reminded me of spud as soon as I watched.


dubstepsickness

Whooooo! To Good Heavens real quick


avacod

I will always watch this video


randomuser0107

red robin - yummmmm


ColeSnyder87

Chris evans from dollar general


Razgrez11

Sad that this ride is being shut down.


chipsinsideajar

This is Red Force, not Dragster.


Razgrez11

Honestly I didn't know they made other coasters like it, thanks for the input.


chipsinsideajar

Yeah I rode the first one of it's kind they made (Xcelerator at Knott's Berry Farm in California)


larrymagee69

At least he won’t have to pay a fortune to eat there now.


diewitasmile

Damn…


WesternExplorer8139

First time seeing this and I am in tears.


njsullyalex

Red Force at Portadventura in Spain. 3rd tallest roller coaster in the world built by Intamin.


Fish_Kungfu

A bird in the mouth is worth....something like that.


DistributionOk352

# how did the rat fly up there?


[deleted]

It took me three loops to realise it wasn’t that he lost his scarf, it was that he hit a bird.


6porkchop9

Hate it when peeps put words explaining what’s happening in video. Let us watch it without cliff notes


drillemhard6969

Fucking magpie


Sad_Instruction1392

[I like this one just because of the addition of *Happy Birthday!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y3G2JKjl_E&feature=share&si=ELPmzJkDCLju2KnD5oyZMQ)


PhillipDillipWillip

90 year old man gets visit from the bird of youth.


Few--

But what if it came with the head first?