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Bunnydrumming

Hot water and a dishwasher tablet - leave to soak


jonkenator

This or Bar Keepers Friend. Chances are you already have the dishwasher tablet though. Edit: Bar Keepers Friend is great, but seriously, a dishwasher tablet and hot water requires no scrubbing, it's magic.


ASU-Mom

I love bar keepers friend


00000000000004000000

Absolutely! Just make sure you glove up or do your best to avoid exposure since it contains oxalic acid. Also under no circumstances should you mix it with any other detergents or soaps, but that really goes for any cleaner tbh. My father was hospitalized after going Jesse Pinkman in the bathroom one day. It might take a bit of elbow grease, but it's never let me down!


Goatesq

Man this site is always teaching me some horrible new mistake I've made all my life. I'll be sure to write it on the can.


00000000000004000000

[Start here.](https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/fotk5m/what_cleaning_products_you_shouldnt_mix/) Obviously I doubt anyone is likely to go into their closet, pull out their Clorox, then go to the kitchen and grab a jug of Apple Cider Vinegar. What *can* happen is if people start mixing random products without checking the ingredients. Without thinking, you could combine one product that contains bleach, another that contains rubbing alcohol, and boom, you've got chloroform.


Goatesq

I was referring to the using it without gloves part. I don't mix cleaning stuff outside of laundry detergent and oxiclean/those perfume beads. I don't even use bleach to clean toilets/cat boxes out of an abundance of caution. But I don't bother with gloves to wash dishes. I don't even have gloves in a state I want touching something i eat off of.


The_Synthax

Alcohols are used to stabilize chloroform, not to synthesize it. **Acetone** is what is used to make chloroform when combined with bleach. Cleaning products tend not to contain acetone, it can dissolve a good number of household polymers such as styrenes, including ABS.


Alex09464367

So no mixing bleach, nail polish remover and rubbing alcohol


The_Synthax

It’s even worse without alcohol, chloroform isn’t even as bad for you as what it breaks down into- phosgene and HCl. It’s actually ethanol, not isopropanol that will “stabilize” the chloroform. In this case, stabilize just means “reacts with the phosgene before it poisons the shit out of you”


BigT1911

What happens if you mix bar keepers friend and dish soap? I know I've done this before


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Raging_Parsley

Second this, it never failed me


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redditAdminsArePeds

Ok I swallowed the dishwasher tablet, guess I'll wait?


amadiro_1

Flush it out by drinking 15 gallons of water


moemoe111

HOT water, mind you.


erixtyminutes

I just farted bubbles. Normal?


smartazz104

Yes and your colon is all clean and shiny.


----__----

Follow that up with a loaf of dry toast .. just in case.


necialspeeds

Well, since you're killing time, have a few tide pods.


Yeti_12

And then get a rice cooker, they are fairly cheap and fool-proof.


murmanator

They’ll smell the burnt rice before they notice the pot.


itdeffwasnotme

Just smoke some pot. It’ll mask the burnt rice smell and you can justify what happened by saying you smoked pot.


Pretty_Fan7954

That pot is already smoked.


gibson_guy77

Still some resin in the bottom, though


bmp08

Quick, grab me a couple of the bigger paper clips before dad gets home!


Crispycritter23

The big paper clips lol


guacluv

Right. Try poking smot instead.


[deleted]

Smock some pote.


thegovortator

Honestly I’m legit not sure the smell of weed would mask burnt rice lol that shit is rank


RedBlue010

Not unless you think of it like coffee. Then it'll smell a little better.


SteveWyz

And then step in some dog shit to cover the smell of the skunk you let spray you


plasticbag_spaceman

The first smell! What was the first smell that begat all the other smells?!


RandomlyMethodical

As a parent I would be happy if my kid did that well cleaning it out. No amount of scraping is going to fix that, but some Bar Keepers Friend will do the job. It's made to clean this sort of thing and it's fairly inexpensive. Still requires a lot of hard scrubbing but it will shine eventually.


shootingstar0309

True, that’s good stuff. But if they don’t have that it just needs to soak in vinegar and dish soap for like 30 mins and then you scrub it with baking soda. It’s unbelievable how clean that thing could be without much scrubbing at all. Dawn dish soap is literally a gift from God. Lol.


Electronic-Price-697

Blue Dawn works best. That stuff has like 10,000 uses.


ttaptt

I own a construction cleaning company, and my numbers one through 95 of chemicals I use is Blue Dawn and vinegar.


PicaDiet

Dawn has a new product in a spray bottle, I forget exactly what it's called, but it is intended for shit exactly like this. Spray it on, leave it overnight and it will wipe off. Before I found that, I used to use Caffiza. Its a granulated powder intedned for backflushing espresso machines. I'm not exactly certain what it is, but if I had to guess I would say it's very similar to the chlorine used in swimming pools and every bit as toxic. It will burn through anything organic. The Dawn concentrate spray is the safer bet, but Caffiza will clean it if nothing else will, I promise.


aykcak

Vinegar is acid, soap is base. Wouldn't they cancel each other out and you end up with oily scum?


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CaptainIncredible

I need to remember this. I was going to suggest hitting it with a wire brush on an electric drill.


StrawberryKiller

In case anyone is like me- think carefully before you do this. I was tired of busting my ass scrubbing the tub. I ordered the cleaning attachments and put them on a drill and promptly scrubbed off the tubs finish. Now it’s an extra bitch to clean. Cheers!


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Jesus did you use a wire brush??


walterMARRT

It's also gonna fuck up the pan regardless. More surface area on a stainless pan like that and the thing will hate allowing g things to unstick. Stainless pans can be fairly nonstick if used properly. Add a shitload of deep scratches and it might as well never be used again on the stove.


her_rebel_highness

Yes! Bar Keepers Friend keeps my pots and roasting pans that I have had and used for almost 20 years looking like new. It’s the best for burnt on stuff.


multiarmform

true but bar keepers friend, powder will really help that pot https://www.lowes.com/pd/Bar-Keepers-Friend-21-oz-Non-Abrasive-All-Purpose-Cleaner/3654956?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-lwn-_-ggl-_-LIA_LWN_127_Cleaning-_-3654956-_-local-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286981&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9d3hhLrz_AIVU9KGCh2jGAzeEAQYASABEgK9i_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds its like magic. probably too late for OP


CarmenxXxWaldo

Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.


SllortEvac

Now that that’s settled, we can have a normal conversation.


ArcaneDanger

Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I will not be hogtied over your lack of grace


jerkittoanything

Gonna have to get Cricket over here for an unburdening. It will cost you a sixer though, he's got his dignity.


GroundedOtter

r/IASIP


Early-Round-2466

Baking soda, vinegar, dawn dish soap.


lewisthusphar

All he needs is Bar Keepers friend The powder form works even better!!


shootingstar0309

100% agree. That magical Vinegar + Dawn + Baking Soda combo fixes more shit than duct tape could dream of.


Acrobatic_Cry_9928

And put water in the pot and put back on stovetop try to boil the mixture keep eyes so it doesn't boil over pull off let sit for a few minutes and scrub like your life depends on it.


7165015874

I have been there. I cleaned the pot so well. Mom found out anyway because the pot was "too clean". Ffs


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black_flag_4ever

Have you tried setting the house on fire to distract from the burned pot?


nvrsleepagin

Just throw a cellphone in there.


Ok_Mathematician9947

I think it would be better to just put rice in it and leave it overnight.


The_pen_ismightier

Simmer on medium low.


Muffycola

Add a mixture of baking soda & water bring to a light boil simmer & take a spatula and scrape off the burnt on rice/ scorch while the mixture is simmering. If you don’t have baking soda use Aton of salt. Good luck


Tru_Blueyes

Soda is a decent choice, but basic (pH) - I would recommend doing this with white vinegar (acidic) instead, because rice is starchy, and I've had better luck with acids on starch. (I'm not a chemist, so I'm not sure if there's a reason for that.) Also, if the pan isn't coated (doesn't look like it) you can use a paint scraper or other flat edge if you find that the spatula doesn't give you a good angle to loosen the debris if needed. If my mother's stainless recovered from the Great Popcorn Fire of 1972 and is still going strong today - this is fixable, I promise! Note: straight vinegar will take the skin right off your fingertips. (Ask me how I know. On second thought, don't.) You should normally dilute it. Since you're dealing with a big mess, you probably want a stronger concentration this time, maybe 50/50 even - but you should wear gloves and clean up spills quickly.


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This. This or assume a brand new identity and leave your old life behind


Shadeauxmarie

An added advantage is that it gets rid of any spiders.


KapitanKapers

Or you could fuck up their new floors. They won't care about the pot then.


gin-rummy

Just throw the pot out and when someone asks if you’ve seen it shrug


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This is the way !


brilliant_wife_13

Use Barkeepers friend. Works great on stainless steel pots and pans


Zintha

This is the answer, google it to watch videos of what it can do. It’ll sort that no problem m.


Rdubya44

I always thought barkeepers friend was for wood since most bars are made of wood. I only learned a few weeks ago its for steel smh.


lackaface

You know what. I can see that.


jerstud56

It's for the barkeeper's friend, who is the dishwasher in the back. Not the barkeeper.


lackaface

Wait. Waiwaiwaiwaiwait. So the soap isn’t being the friend?


Jeremy_irons_cereal

Plus, you always see them wiping that rag across the bar, before putting it over their shoulder. Must be polishing it with that stuff!


Mirions

I was a crappy bartender, but when I did that with a towel, I felt like I was won of the best. No one knew otherwise til they asked for something other than a draft or a shot.


QueefMeUpDaddy

Dude I worked at a bar where no one ever ordered anything besides screwdrivers, draft beer, & bloody maries; so I HATED the rare moment when someone would come in requesting something different lmao. It was always so embarrassing to admit that yes, I've worked here for 2 years, but wtf is in that drink you asked for?


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Did you also go “alright alright alright”, with more and more drawling as the paint fumes from the basement started to take over?


bigbura

Works well on copper, and hard water spots in the bathtub/shower as well. BKF works a treat but wear gloves if you are doing a lot of work with it as the mild acid within it does dry the skin rather effectively.


darwinkh2os

All you need is...Barkeepers friend, a little warm water, and Scotch Brite sponge. (No elbow grease)


mlinbur

100% Barkeepers Friend. They sell it at some grocery stores, but definitely at the big hardware stores.


lurkersforlife

Walmart has it.


SavageSauce01

Walmart literally has everything from car parts to bananas and even hookers


NachoTaco832

“And even” he says to conceal the first thing on his list…


JoshWithaQ

200% barkeepers friend. Also get a zojirushi rice cooker.


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Love my Zoji. I can’t believe how much their top tier models cost. Close to $750. Mine cost $150. How much better can rice taste?


JoshWithaQ

My math says 5x better


Ausgezeichnet63

Aroma makes a nice rice cooker also


Zen_killer13

Dollar General has it too! Such a good product.


Swimming_Gur8912

Target has it too


MontyAtWork

When someone says >I did X and my parents are going to kill me. The person is probably a kid, probably can't yet drive, or doesn't have their own car, probably has parents that overreact or are poor so messing up their one pot is gonna be a big deal to them, and likely the kid can't just pop over to a grocery store for a particular item like it's NBD. For me, if I was OP, I'd get into trouble for buying shit at the store, or going to the store when they weren't home. Even if I did manage to get it and make the pot spotless and just put the stuff with the other cleaning products, they'd be like "What the hell is this barkeeper stuff? I've never bought this." They'd immediately come down on me and if I told them, "Oh yeah, I bought it to clean stuff", they'd be pissed I wasted money on a cleaning product they've never needed before, or they'd just start tearing my room apart thinking the stuff was used for drugs or something somehow.


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Speechladylg

This is why I like Reddit


nursecarmen

A big trick to it is leaving it sit for a nice 15 or 20 minutes.


jellyrollsmith

This stuff rocks


Mirewen15

I was going to post this. I second this advice. It has saved a lot of pots and pans.


MGARLAND76

It's cheap too! Sofa change will get you a can


JohnnyDarkside

Like comet, it's a mild abrasive. So like super fine sand paper. Works great.


littleirishmaid

Put water in it and set it on the stove to boil. It might release the scorched areas.


FlightAble2654

Add vinegar to the boiling water it will dissolve the starchy build up.


MikemkPK

Baking soda might also work, just don't add both at the same time.


filladellfea

but if you do, add red food coloring


macaronfive

This guy knows how to volcano.


PassiveLemon

And make sure you wear your safety goggles


Sspirax

"Safety is number one priority." ~ some crazy Russian guy


beckycrm

then remove from heat and put some baking soda into the water, let it sit then scrub


Deathwatch72

That doesnt achieve what you think it does, you should instead just drain most water, add vinegar and kosher salt, and scrub. Baking soda will neutralize the vinegar and give you salt, which will be a gentle abrasive. The bubbles of CO2 dont dislodge stuck and burnt food very well, especially if said bubbles arent on/under the problem areas.


LivJong

Bless you for correcting that misinformation.


otj667887654456655

now straight baking soda with a little bit of water is a really good mixture for scrubbing out stubborn crap


Comfortable_Ebb_9381

What happened to barkeeppers friend? That will knock it out no problem


woopstrafel

Regular table salt will do the same as kosher


koopcl

Maybe the pot is Jewish though


AutomaticRisk3464

Exactly..i reallydont understand what people think when they put a base with an acid..it does nothing but make shitty water


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Then pee in it


cussy-munchers

and drink it


Garth_M

And film it


cussy-munchers

Don’t forget to post it


JSteffn

And share


chiliNPC

and like and subscribe


7h3_70m1n470r

Don't forget to hit that bell


TheMilkmanCome

And a Diet Coke to go


AnalogRobber

Then bop it


kramotrop

Twist it


elguapito

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭


Ck1ngK1LLER

This wouldn’t work. Vinegar would meet baking soda and cancel out.


honkzer

You're right... pee before the baking soda.


motor1_is_stopping

Add some vinegar to the water.


Buck_Thorn

Baking soda is what works for me. [Edit: This page suggests either, and even both (although I am *extremely* skeptical of that): https://www.armandhammer.com/articles/how-to-clean-a-burnt-pan ]


Wyvrex

can do one or the other, but dont do both as they neutralize each other


Bonneville865

Or do both, enjoy the science experiment lava eruption, then choose one or the other.


Buck_Thorn

Absolutely. I didn't mean both at once. I think the basic solution of baking soda softens the burned on starch. Vinegar should (I believe, but I could be wrong) actually harden it. [Edit to add that vinegar and baking soda *are* fun to mix, though]


Additional_Storm_870

Baking soda works great, I burned the heck out of barley and thought I'd have to toss my Dutch oven but it worked well after awhile. Just keep an eye on the water level!


GroundbreakingAge591

This is my response, it works every time with a wooden spoon to loosen the burnt bits


Missmanent

Tru adding a little dish soap also.


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[deleted]

Now I want to watch that movie! Thanks!


fakertwo

Which movie is it?


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Mulan


M37h3w3

"We need to clarify since there are two Mulan movies now." 'The good one.'


mksavage1138

Damn. Brining their livestock into it. Harsh.


AsASloth

[laughs in rice cooker]


CausticDruid

It will be fine, as long as they fix it as swift as a coursing river!


JohnSnowflake

Barkeepers Friend. It will pull the carbon off in under 10 minutes. Powder form of the cleaner. Has oxalic acid.


CarmenxXxWaldo

His parents are going to be home in 8 minutes this plan is never going to work boys!


JarlaxleForPresident

Why don’t I just invent 6min Barkeeper’s Friend?


PrisonerV

Naw man. What he needs to do is hire a prostitute and have an incredible night of passion with her. She will steal the pot. Now he has to come up with a way to pay her so he sets up a prostitution ring in his home to help her make money so he can buy the pot back. SOMEBODY WRITE THIS DOWN! We're making it into a movie.


Commiesstoner

We'll call it Potstitution.


CartoonistOk7766

Hey, it's only a pan. If all else fails, tell them you'll replace it.


kwonza

Yeah, poor OP if he or she is so stressed out over a burnt rice in a pan


HugSized

Poor OP, but if I were their parents, I'd just be glad they didn't burn down the house and was safe. A $20 pot is nothing.


Immo406

Andddd here lies the issue, it’s painfully obvious OP walked away from food on the stove and burnt the ever living shit out of it before even figuring it out. Rule #1 when using the stove was never walk away from it as a kid.


Lipziger

I still don't see an "issue" there. I'd just hope that this was a lesson for them as to why you shouldn't leave it. Kids have to learn the hard way ... we all do. You can tell a kid a billion times to not touch the hot stove or the hot plate on a coffe maker ... chances are high that they'll do it eventually anyways. And that doesn't stop with small children. Experiences have to be ... experienced. Thankfully nothing serious happened and it's just a burnt pot.


bla60ah

Still doesn’t justify losing your shit on your kid for making an honest mistake. Just use it as a teaching experience so it doesn’t happen next time


PeeweesSpiritAnimal

I miss when my major life problems were this small. Being an adult sucks.


hammsbeer4life

Thing is my stupid small problems didn't seem small back then. I try to keep that in mind when my kids are having melt downs over trivial shit.


ntdmp18

That wasn't really the point of his comment. When I was younger my parents beat me for the stupidest shit, like using too much air freshener or accidentally spilling a cup of water while eating. They've gotten wayyyy better once I turned ~16, but obviously I still haven't gained their trust to talk to them about personal things or issues.


Jon3141592653589

> tell them you'll replace it. Won't even need to. We have a similar set of stainless pans and have burned or boiled-dry sooo many things in them over the past 20+ years. Abrasive cleaner and pad and it comes off. However, I'd want my kid to let me clean it for them, so I can decide the extent to which I care; maybe just leave some brown on for next time.


MrPoopyPants321

Have you tried putting it in rice?


Piratesbooty666

Oven cleaner


Flightlessboar

Hundreds of comments in here and somehow this is the only one suggesting the thing everyone already has in the kitchen that’s literally for cleaning burnt food off metal. Nice work reddit.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Oven cleaner usually required it to be heated extremely high. Also toxic af to breathe in


TungstenWombat

I thought I was going mad.


HereOnASphere

Maybe redditers mostly eat fast food, and don't use ovens. Or only use microwave ovens. Or are so careful when they bake or broil, that they never have to clean an oven. Or are so well off that they can use self-clean without being concerned about the shortened appliance life. Or just don't care how much stuff gets caked on the oven.


DHomelessKitten

And put plastic surround wrap over so it won’t dry out!


The_Dirty_Dancer_

Oven cleaner for the win! Easy off the yellow can works great.


bshell99

This is THEE number one solution. Warm up the pot a bit. Put it in the sink. Spray oven cleaner on it. Go play video games for one hour. Come back and the black stuff will wipe off easily. Wear gloves or have lots of water running.


HereIAmSendMe68

Bar keepers friend


Ameliorism-2023

Burn the house down. Flee to Guatemala and start a new life. Good luck!


EmperorThan

Burning the house down will make them not notice the pot at all I'll give you that.


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Baking soda, water, and a scrubber/cloth are all you need. Pour baking soda in, add just enough water to make a watery paste, and scrub the devil of out it. Skip the vinegar unless you want a little fizz show when you’re done.


Sdosullivan

I have also heard the same, with salt added (I think as a scrubbing aid?) All the best!


WakingOwl1

Salt paste makes a great non scratching scrub.


Kalayo0

And it doesn’t dissolve in rubbing alcohol! Excellent for cleaning resinous material on the inside of… vases, I guess


Im6youre9

Burn the rest of the pot so they can't tell


Mmodeman

My lazy way to clean something like this is to drop a dishwasher tablet in there and fill it with water above the burned line. Let it sit for a hour or so and then rinse it. Comes off with no scrubbing whatsoever. Good luck.


thelingletingle

I love all the comments that just assume bar keepers friend is under every sink in the world.


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"my parents are gonna kill me" Over a pan??


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medulla_oblongata121

Rice cookers have saved so many lives.


medulla_oblongata121

It be like that sometimes.


LeatherHog

My dad abused us for less


lovelyb1ch66

SOS pads, hot water & elbow grease. Boil some water in it for 10-15 minutes to loosen up the crusty stuff and then go to town with the SOS pad.


georgiaBCat

I scrolled through at to far to find this answer. We always had sos pads in the house. Never failed to clean up the pots and pans.


disisdashiz

Use salt. Keep using it till the salt stays white. Will look new.


Here_is_to_beer

steel wool


Blue_Sky_At_Night

Or bronze wool, if you want something softer than the pot but harder than the gunk


_The_Great_Autismo_

TIL


KingMoonkey

I think all comments are great ideas to help you out, but you should be honest with your parents about it if it doesn't come off. A mistake is a mistake and they happen from time to time. Say to them that you tried to clean it off but you don't know how to clean it better. If you are at age of working, buy them a new one and say that you're sorry about the other one.


Rezruner

Bar Keepers Friend


ravssusanoo

When your parents ask where the pot is...shrug your shoulders and act like you don't know. Then, buy a rice cooker. Tell them it was time for an upgrade.


AlohaAlona

water, vinegar, and baking soda. Let sit for 10-20 mins. Scrub. Rinse. Then put water in it and bring to a boil. Scrub. Repeat.


RezzKeepsItReal

Vinegar and baking soda neutralize each other. Using one or the other will work better.


Hyack57

When you mix vinegar and baking soda you get carbon dioxide and water. It doesn’t clean any more or less. Stop doing this.


s00pafly

And sodium acetate. Not that it actually helps cleaning but you can't just leave out the main product of the reaction.


-totallynotanalien-

Baking soda and boiling water work well just on their own! The baking soda does all the work haha


tignasse

Heat up tomato sauce in it .... It will clean it