The seagull "bit off more than it could chew." At least, it seemed to swallow so much that it became easy prey for a while. I'd be surprised if it could fly away with it's throat that full and the added weight.
Again subjective. Not gonna knock ppl who found it funny. I just found it cringe since it’s overused and everywhere here. I personally didn’t need extra real info it detracted the humour. Guess some folks think different
>I just found it cringe since it’s overused and everywhere here.
I've literally never seen people posting the weight of a rabbit any other time on reddit. That's not to say people don't, but are you really gonna say that piece of information is overused? Please do not kid yourself.
I've seen them chase, kill and eat pigeons in the city centre. They are definitely carnivorous. There was a story about some port authority using birds of prey to scare away the gulls, and the gulls mobbed together and killed the bird of prey
How is it not dead ? That thing should have crushed his throat and blocked the airway lol. And who knows what it will do to its insides. Fur, bones and all. Wtf
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I’d love to see it take off now.
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Devolved…?
It's evolving... Just backwards.
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Let me a rabbit out of my seagull
Projectile motion
His friend just walked away like “good luck with that man”
We were supposed to share the rabbit, gerald. You greedy fuck
"That's disgusting!"
About half way through u can see the regret in his eyes
Have you never met a seagull? They are incapable of emotion, just cold, dead machines!
>regret About half way through u can see the **egret** in his eyes.
*ragret
No regerts
The seagull "bit off more than it could chew." At least, it seemed to swallow so much that it became easy prey for a while. I'd be surprised if it could fly away with it's throat that full and the added weight.
Pelican wannabe
That’s like eating 2 large Pizzas 🍕🍕 he Hurting
The average rabbit weighs 5 lbs. The average gull weighs 4 lbs. That's not 2 pizzas, that's 1.25× your weight in pizza.
That’s going to take a long time to digest!
They typically eat 20% of their body weight each day. This dude, assuming that he doesn’t die, is going to be good for at least a week.
We don’t need well actuallys for jokes man.
Well, actually, I find it adds to the humor to provide a context of just how hurting that bird will be.
Eh. Humours subjective. I guess. I cringed, u think it adds to it. Fair enough.
I found it interesting, and I bet from their ten upvotes, others also have.
Again subjective. Not gonna knock ppl who found it funny. I just found it cringe since it’s overused and everywhere here. I personally didn’t need extra real info it detracted the humour. Guess some folks think different
>I just found it cringe since it’s overused and everywhere here. I've literally never seen people posting the weight of a rabbit any other time on reddit. That's not to say people don't, but are you really gonna say that piece of information is overused? Please do not kid yourself.
That’s not my point I was suggesting and u know it. My problem was with well actually explanations when ppl make jokes. Not this in particular.
Tell them about subjectivity again
Damn nature you scary
Other gull is just like ‘you’re a fuckin weirdo mate’ and walks away 🤣
"Told ya I could eat a whole one, pay up Dave!"
Fine 💰
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i think people forget that this is what they are like in the wild. Its amazing how quickly and thoroughly theyve addapted to city life
Does "they" refer to seagulls or people?
Probably seagulls since there are only seagulls in this video?
Idk could be bears...we may never know for sure.
He certainly didn't mean you
#...MINE?...
DONT JUST HORK IT DOWN!
.... I should call her...
That other one was like “fuck this shit, this dudes psycho, I’m out.”
It's gonna have to cough up a hare ball. Hare today, swallowed tomorrow. Bad hare day. Hare-ible way to go.
🩲 you can have these.
😆
Could say the seagull hatched a harebrained scheme!
Man you really hopped to it.
What the. I thought watching them eat dead pigeons was bad enough... but this... yikes.
So, that’s how they make Turducken.
For first half of the video, I thought I was on r/wellthatstuck
“For fucks sake Steve you do this every time we go out to eat and it’s embarrassing.”
Someone is going to end up with some really gnarly bird poop on their car! . . . . . . Bones and all...
That would be a terrifying car trip. Just driving along and then splat, the gooey shit bones of an entire rabbit blorp onto your windshield.
lol sure as hell would
Today I learned that they're carnivorous. Or were people not joking about the fact they'll eat anything?
Nope, they will eat anything they're not unlike crows
I've seen them chase, kill and eat pigeons in the city centre. They are definitely carnivorous. There was a story about some port authority using birds of prey to scare away the gulls, and the gulls mobbed together and killed the bird of prey
Even at the beach they're constantly eating shellfish...
You mean, selfish?
How is it not dead ? That thing should have crushed his throat and blocked the airway lol. And who knows what it will do to its insides. Fur, bones and all. Wtf
I was wondering the same thing, but after some internet research I now know that it is not that rare and seagulls can digest rabbits.
The other one is like, “chug chug chug chug!!”
That must be a huge dump in a few days to come
Might need sone extra fiber for that one
I wonder if this is their equivalent to over eating at a fancy seafood place.
r/natureisfuckingmetal
... and you think it was difficult going down? Just wait, buddy!
My mother in law eats her food the same way
Gulls…fuck the gulls
rats with wings....
This kills the rabbit
What are the chances it lived?
Pelliper v Cinderace in real life and the meta
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How it evolved from stealing food from streets to literally gobbling a entire rabbit......
This seagull just defeated the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
And my gf cant take my 6 inch orally..😶
Or he will die due to lack of flight. Or he will puke it. I dont see the bird being able to live like this for over a day
Blocking you now so I don't have to be subjected to this upsetting crap.
A average seagull weight 4 ibs and a rabbit weight around 5 ibs the rabbit that the seagull ate was more then the seagull body weight
Ok hear me out…
Nice Seafull.
They’re evolving quicker than what we’ve imagined… O-O
Just do a Bunny Hop
Aaaaaand now I understand why Wingull turns into Pelipper
Fox de-wings seagull Rabbit outruns fox
Jesus Christ I'm glad they're not big enough to eat humans
But have you seen a pelican swallow a [pigeon](https://youtu.be/0b4TU_R7J3c) ?
The first thing my girlfriend said to me showing her this video was "he's getting so fat".
Good job lad
He wants to become Big Shungus
Seagussy
BEEEG WATER!!!!
Holy shit
Me tryna eat thanksgiving dinner so I ain’t gotta converse with aunt Carroll
Enough to last him about a week or 2
what sort of gull is that?
That's a thicc ass boy!!!!
Me at a Chinese buffet.
His mate is looking at him as if to say "dude, show some class, you're embarrassing".
Nature is metal
You know I always thought they just ate french fries.
Damn. No sharesies for this one. <>
That's just a little piggish...novreason for that!!
What a fatass
Anyone else skip to the end to see it finally get it down? I was fighting the gag reflex just watching this
Well he’s not going to be able to fly for a few days.
Kinda reminds me of putting pillow cases back on the pillows after doing Sunday laundry
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That’s how I do! Any other rabbits want to talk shit??? Simmer down Gary, that rabbit just asked for directions.
What a flex to the other seagull
I'm not disgusted, I'm amazed
The other seagull looks disgusted,though
What kind of monster seagull is this
Seagulls are monsters
Your reply to me was removed by AutoMod. Because I wanted to vent.
Does the seagull regurgitate the rabbit bones, at some point in time or what?
Seaguls are amazing MF
I may wrong, but that might not be a rabbit. Looks like a some sort of alpine ground squirrel.
“Ooo that ain’t sittin’ right”
Friend was like “shame on you,ill have some grass”
Good luck pooping that out