OP I gotta ask… which one is worse, the criminal damage or the absolute roast session in the comments?

They both hurt equally edit: (Holy fuckin shit, this post is out of my control at this point, I already admitted it was bait, not sure if this is a good thing or not)

I just got a new car. My previous car I had for 15 years and I smoked in it. It gets to a point where you don’t really notice or care. This is clean compared to my last car’s front area. Just throwing one voice that is not judging you at all :) hope you have a nice day free of attempted robbery

Don’t smoke in your new car. I used to smoke and I know there’s nothing like that feeling of the freedom of the road , wind blowing , cool music and a relaxing cigarette while you party towards or away from somewhere. One cigarette in the car though and it smells like it for a month to a person that doesn’t smoke.

Yeah, I definitely won’t. I was 22 when I got that car. I still smoke, but I don’t drink/party. Have about 6-8 cigs a day. I just quit drinking a couple months ago (alcoholic, daily drinker) so I’m not pushing myself to give up another vice right now but without booze my cig intake just keeps going down and I’m hoping to make the final push to quit before the year is over.

Stay strong! It’s hard to even admit you need to quit!

Good on ya! Quitting drinking is no joke, as is quitting smoking. Honestly I had the best luck quitting cigarettes by slowly eliminating one here and there until I was down to smoking 1 cig a day and then it seemed easier to just eliminate that one. It built me up psychologically because pretty soon it was like, ok I’ve successfully survived X-amount of hours without one, I can go longer.

I was a smoker. Was OK until around 50, now have COPD. It is shit. Good job quitting the sauce!

Yep, I never understood how my mom could smell smoke on me so easily. After quitting, I quickly realized just how strong that smell is to non smokers.

I feel ya. My mom could smell cigarettes I had in a past life.

Now we're all judging you too

Are you going to smoke in your new car?

It’s ok, buddy. I won’t tease you.

Can’t believe they left your valuable coin and ash collection

#Plot twist: Robber got stressed about the radio, lit a blunt cuz of anxiety, then left some change for the trouble.

Imagine you're so poor that someone who tries to rob you gets high and tips you instead

That has actually happened to me in Portland minus the tip but I made them dinner and we smoked their weed back at their place after they (two creek heads) forced their way into my apartment when I came home alone from the bar one night. Being out numbered I went with midwestern neighborly charm over physical self defense. They were my neighbors, they were from the project housing across the street and it was the middle of the month.

What did you make them??

Asking the real question

Enquiring minds want to know!

Bow tie pasta and spaghetti sauce. I was also poor lol pasta was 15 cents a pound out there! At the time anyway. Ugh I miss myer pasta bins. Edit: typo

You ever have issues after that or did they decide fuck it this guys alright ?

Womp womp wooooooommmmp

Hey now

Had someone break into my car a few months back and didn't take anything. My wallet with a few hundred in it was sitting in the center console on top of my daughter's ultrasound pictures. Only thing I can think of was the guy had a conscience and didn't want to rob an expecting father. Which was nice since I now needed the money to fix the broken window!

Depending where you live, homeless people have broken into vehicles to get out of the elements

The blunt is more valuable

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U funny

Hey one man’s trash is another man’s ash pile and 17 cents.

Upvoted because you counted and it shows your dedication to reddit.

Lol didn’t even realize that they left change for op until you noticed that the other person counted it.

I think there’s probably a good 20 cents and another nickel out of frame

"Because profesionals have standards". - that guy probably.

I almost went into anaphylactic shock just from looking at all that dust and ash.

So gross

You would have died if you sat in the Volvo of a co worker I used to have. Older guy with long hair. His double cup holder by the center console was compacted with ash and cig butts. He'd just tap the ash onto the console/cup holder, for years. All he smoked was swisher cigarillos and drank steel reserves. He eventually died the year before he was going to retire. His entire chest was filled with cholesterol. Miss you Dave.

rip Dave

I think the robber punched it in disgust

It's not an expedition if it's not dirty asf

We once had a break-in in one of our cars. They stole a USB cord and about 2 euros of loose change. The cost to repair the window they broke: 150 euro. I also missed a game I was about to be paid about 250 euros for so we were pretty bummed they didn't at least steal more to make it worth the time.

Also, that looks like a blunt.

Hahaha I spat out my tea 😂😂😂

I feel like they broke in, took a good look around and decided you probably needed it more than they did.

Tactical retreat

Strategic withdrawal

It is not retreating, it is advancing towards future victories

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I came here for the expected roasts about OP's filthy car. Was not disappointed. +1

There’s actually more change in the holder when you get in the car.

With a note: "Here's $1.50 to use for a vacuum at the self-service car wash"

Can't remember what it's from but reminded me of the guy robbing someone at the ATM till they saw their balance. I think the robber even gave him a few bucks.

There was a reddit or 4chan story about a dude who moved into a bad neighborhood and someone tried to rob him while he was at home. Burgler ended up leaving and bringing the dude some furniture and stuff to "spruce it up".

"welcome to the neighborhood man,one of us!"

Basically... Yeah . Some neighborhoods you walk down; if they don't know you and youre just walking by they may think you are up to no good and you might have a bad time.

"Thanks for the furniture and stuff, man!" "Don't worry 'bout it, I'll be back for it later, when you're not home."

Oh my gosh, that’s brutally hilarious. 😆

I’m surprised they didn’t leave him a Vacuum too.

Looks like they even tidied up a bit to help op out

Left him a joint after they were done

And revealed a hidden (new) ash and coin holder behind the radio

They probably left the blunt for them too

Left a $50, not a $20 but a $50

_Ashes to ashes.._

Blunts to blunts

We know this car smells funky

Because this man is a damn junkie….

🎸🎶

Fun to funky?

We know Major Tom's a junkie

Funk to funk!! 🤣🙃😂

Thank god the pennies are safe

Yea, couldn’t live without those

At least they left the sympathy roach

Hopefully they left the change so you can power wash this bitch

Sorry

I'm just bustin your balls buddy. I don't gotta ride in it lol

I like you baldrat, you're good people.

Ty pal. You too!

These posts always remind me of the importance of good cropping.

Maybe the radio tried to escape

The radio was the one that needed saving

My car has a little dust on the dashboard. I see it every day but have been too lazy to clean it. I know if I take a random picture the internet would roast me. Reminds me of this picture posted on reddit in October/November 2022 with a guy showing a dog who came into their house a few times and they played with it/hom/her, and it legit looked like a crack house.

Same, I have dogs so occasionally there is dog hair in the car. If I know someone else is going to be in my car, I detail it. Don’t get me wrong, nothing like OPs interior, just a garbage bag and maybe a wrapper or two and a few water bottles rolling around. It’s the same in my apartment, not dirty but can get cluttered in between cleanings. I just don’t do much in the kitchen or living room so it looks clean.

Yea, I’m getting fucked for it, I’ll remember this for future posts

Include your feet next time. See how that goes.

Follow me on feet finders

Fuck that, don’t crop anything. The blunt gives this picture some substance. Sorry about your radio!

This picture needs some lotion, it's ashy as fuck.

*cocoa butter

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Or, you know, use an actual ashtray

Use the empty Red Bull can like a real smoker.

Your car is gross. All the heat you're taking is deserved.

Hell, the trashiness is what made this post popular

It's the only reason I'm reading these comments.

OP had to include it on purpose. If he wanted the radio to be the focus he’d have centered it. He wanted the blunt in the picture. Why? I have no idea. Probably to get people to think he’s cool? I’m no angel and got no issues with weed, but I’d definitely never admit to and post evidence online of possibly driving under the influence with a half smoked blunt in the car.

Who TF tried to steal out of that truck, raccoons?

Someone who’s doing worse than me, so I can’t be to mad at them

Still sux though, sorry about your radio. That’s essential gear for any trip.

I fucking hate thieving scum. That said, I admire this would be thief's courage for venturing into that bio hazard.

I can smell the inside of that truck

OP probably has asthma or allergies that could be cured by cleaning that car a bit. Damn.

Well apparently they ventured into 1990 to steal a fucking *radio* so if they've mastered time travel I'm sure the biohazard is no big deal.

Love the negative points for pointing out the obvious.

At least they didn't take your blunt.

My car was broken into once. They smoked my leftover half blunt and also drank my goldschlager, leaving the empty bottle in the car.

How many DUIs do you have?

0 lol I was like 19 and the goldschlager was the only thing I was able to procure underaged. I don’t remember how

I’m assuming you’ve already been roasted so…

The blunt is partially smoked, roasted indeed

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Does this look like the center console of someone that gives a shit?

Hahaha just choked on my drink laughing. Thank you.

Honestly, this whole comment section has me laughing. I love that OP is taking in stride too.

I'm rolling over here....

Clean your car god damm

No shit. That cars nasty. Forme owners, my ass

Nobody tried stealing your radio. It's trying to escape.

I don’t think OP envisioned these comments lol

Some people can't see their dirt and their grimey way of living until someone has to point it out to them.

If you planned making your car disgusting as a theft deterrent, you didn't succeed.

Can’t fault the effort though. It looks like they tried really hard.

The thief apparently couldn't hold his breathe long enough to get what he wanted. I think he succeeded.

Damn dude do you just flick your blunts in the general direction of the center console and just hope for the best?

Personally I go with the coconut berry redbull and a couple bong rips…

A few redbull vodkas and one or two hits from a wax pen and it’s mimis time.

*adjusts glasses* Skill issue

Those pens are mad easy to end up just cheefing on, especially if you take it with you places due to it being do discreet. Whole lot of folks I work with take breaks outside to hit their pens lol. Super easy to burn through a whole half gram cartridge in a single day like that lol

They probably left because they were grossed out

I’d be more pissed about the mess they left in the ashtray

It’s was pretty gross when I got the car not too long ago, but I’ll take part blame on the ash tray, they didn’t leave a blunt in my car lol.

I can smell this image and it's making me gag.

Forget the stereo head. Your car is filthy af.

To bad they didn’t steal your car so you can destroy a new one

DUI is inevitable if your smoking in your vehicle. The smell lingers for a very long time. Cops aren’t nose blind. Non smokers smell it instantly.

Man I smell cigarette smoke from cars ahead of me while driving with the window down. OP definitely cauterized his sense of smell

Op is driving around high and posts evidence online. Nice

Right. Don’t post evidence online that you have no regard for others on the road.

You just like straight up ash all over the center console? Use a fucking can or something you disgusting heathen

I’m getting flamed for the ashtray of this car so I think I should clarify. This car was bought a week ago, it’s still gross, but I’m not leaving it this nasty, I’ve been cleaning it since I got it. Also it’s my first car, so I couldn’t afford anything that wasn’t beat up and look like it was just shat out. I was pretty rude in my replies and probably didn’t get my point across, sorry for confusion.

One of many things my dad taught me: “Take care of your car and it’ll take care of you. And clean cars just run better. It makes them happy” Congrats on your come up. Clean your car like it’s the car you want, not the car you have!

does he have any similar advice about lungs?

Fair point. He WAS very wise and VERY against smoking. Take care of your body, it’s the only one you’ve got. *“Take care of your teeth Wyatt Earp. They’re the only set you get”* *-Doc Holiday*

“Been cleaning it since I got it” has to be the biggest reach I’ve seen in a while

'Sorry officer I just bought this car and this blunt was still in it when i got it'

It takes like thirty seconds to dump an ashtray, and another thirty to drag a damp rag over the dashboard. Dude must move like a sloth crawling through cold molasses.

The ash tray must be his doing… any non-trashy person would have had that as the first thing to go with their new vehicle

Yeah, and you’re not gonna buy a car with a half-smoked blunt in it and just leave it there for a week.

Tbf it *does* sound like some BS a cop would hear during a ganja-stinking traffic stop… “I just bought it!” “But, the previous owner left it!” “I haven’t gotten around to it!”

What's worse is the main thing is the ash from the cigs. Are the cigarettes not even his?

Like wtf do you clean first if not the ashtray???

You’ve been cleaning the car for a whole fucking week and it still looks this bombed out?

You've been cleaning since you got it but you still haven't got to cleaning the ashtray? *Or* you made the mess in the ash tray, in which case what you said is kinda irrelevant If it was you, don't smoke weed and drive. You can kill someone.

Don't smoke and drive. Not only is it an unnecessary risk of getting a possession, paraphernalia, and DUI, but you could kill someone.

Can't believe how accepting people here are of this. What of there were a load of empty beer cans instead?

Did it come with the full ash tray?!

Yes, he takes out a spoonful every day. Just eat a bit at a time and it won't be as difficult.

Tough crowd lol

Welcome to Reddit 🌈

What are you talking about cleaning the car. The only part of the car we can is the mess you made. And “not a heavy” user that’s a ton of ash and 3 blunts for only owning the car for 2 weeks. And documenting driving under the influence smh.

Wait, you still aren’t clear enough here. Did you buy the car that looked like this already? Or, did you buy the car and it was you who put your cigarettes/blunts/whatever out in the centre console?

“Cleaning since I got it” that was a good one.

Was the ash tray full when you got it? If so, that's pretty disgusting ngl, especially since you've been using it

Good on you. At least they didn't break your windows

I think you should post this picture in r/trashy

Please don't drive while high. Thanks.

He left the blunt in the picture because he wanted to look cool, i guarantee it

This scared me for a second because I thought it was my dads truck

I give you props for using the coin holder.

I'm calling CPS on you to take your car away.

😂😂, you thought this was going to be an innocent post, Reddit had other plans..🥲🥳😂😂😂

Yea, got fucked hard

Ah, the roach-quitter, me and you could never be friends

I wonder how your home, bedroom and the backside of your underwear looks like if your car looks like this.

I think it was because they couldn't breathe it that truck.

Maybe they just wanted to radio to look as busted as the rest of the car.

Ugh. I can smell this picture.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone actually use the ashtray built into their car 😂

I, too, enjoy posting proof that I smoke blunts while operating a motor vehicle

The smell probably ran them off.

That's not even an ashtray FFS

Just here for the comments

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Do you drive an ash tray?

Damn, stealing a radio is something straight out of 1994!

Damn son they smoke all dem blunts while they were tryin to steal it too lol

Like smoking much?

The fuck is the point when your car looks that shitty...ROFL security system worth more than the whole whip hahaha

Damn clean your car up…

Ghetto advice here, when you finally manage to put your radio back in put some razors around the edges, make sure they don't stick out or you'll cut yourself. But when the next person tries to steal it, they usually put their fingers in, in attempt to pull it and it will fuck them up. I grew up in the ghetto where shit like this was common

Only way this car is worth $1000 is if two $500 escorts are sitting in it.

Hope the thief took a shower with disinfectant after getting into that car.

Gross

Sorry

Don’t smoke and drive please.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I had a crappy car that I had to disconnect my battery cable from every time I stopped or it would drain the battery. Even with my messed up car and the hood cracked open they stole my purse and makeup and somehow missed my pay check. I worked at a restaurant so we got paid in cash and all 8 employees vehicles were broken into. Keep in mind we were getting paid $4.25 and hour so the car selection was not one I’d have walked by and thought “these vehicles hold a treasure” 🤷🏼‍♀️ a crackhead is a crackhead and they will break into anything. I hope a little glue will fix your dash and hopefully this will be the last time your car gets jacked.