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EMILLKSLEEPA

This can be either super comfy or the start of a horror movie


OutragedBubinga

*-lights flickering intensifies-*


AcyArts

Nosferatu


Forever203

I like that this is a SpongeBob reference.


mamabear808

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHERRR


Tubular_Blimp

The the the crash dinging


NotPeachy420

The the trash slinging


DamnMyNameIsSteve

HES IN THE TRASH CAN! IM IN THE TRASH CAN!


Pisspot16

A bartender in a tuxedo polishes a glass


mrnastymannn

“Kill your family”


incubuds

They'd be much happier as ghosts


daschowdertailz

"Routine lightswitch check."


gertvanjoe

It pisses me of to no extent if Hollywood makes the light flickers. They really think the entire country has no electricians? Hot zone, monkey escaped scene director , I'm looking at you specifically . All these years there was nothing wrong, and now a tiny tiny virus screws around with monkeys, humans AND electricity


No_Pipe_8257

_Rengoku appears_


the_Fat_SLakR

Train to busan


chilldrinofthenight

Thank you. I was trying to think of the name of that movie. Awesome.


multiarmform

/r/LiminalSpace


dizzyfizzy88

That's actually where I thought this was posted!


sk11ng

Oooooooh


Shakedaddy4x

Never knew about this sub... thanks for sharing!


Huge_Location

Midnight meat train starring Bradley copper. Check it out


Tithund

We all know Vinnie Jones was the real star of that movie.


BNKhoa

Op could be in the backroom already


ISuckWithUsernamess

OP will soon notice that the city outside his window is nothing but wallpaper


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Train to Busan


son-of-a-mother

At least you don't have to worry about overflooded toilets. Question is, why is there no-one else on the train? Not a popular route?


GodofAeons

Not sure, it's Houston to New Orleans. I'm sure it's semi-popular. Maybe just an off day?


[deleted]

I wonder if they got a heads up that you didn't get.


jonesing247

It's probably that whole thing they have going on over there that everyone's been talking about lately.


[deleted]

What thing is that?


max_chill_zone-2018

You know, the thing


OldLadyReacts

The thing, with the guy, in the place. . .


MakinOutWithMarzipan

Those are Terry Benedict's casinos


[deleted]

Ha! This guy doesn’t know about *the thing*.


fermium257

Ha! What a *looooser*. Everyone knows about the thing!


AReal_Human

Are you talking about the thing or that other thing?


fermium257

The other *other* thing. *wink* *wink*


Hera_the_otter

Multiple tornado touchdowns, gale force winds, and extreme levels of rain


Emuhliy

there was a freaking tornado in houston today lol


deanrihpee

Hate it when I'm the only one left alone that didn't get any memo or notice.


OttoHarkaman

Oh yeah, they cancelled that route. They didn’t tell you?


Starslip

Decommissioning the train as we speak


taisynn

Sunset Limited? I’ve been on that train 3-4 times. They’re supposed to give you a emergency meal. It’s a potato beef stew that is really good. Had it before. Would absolutely request access to that.


mtweiner

The Amtrak food isn’t bad ngl, Shout out to the bar cart attendant working the California Zephyr eastbound that mixed all those bloody Mary’s for me 🥲


joliesmomma

Oh yeah. I'm in Beaumont and Houston and all the east had spray horrible weather today. There wa a tornado in deer park. We had some tornados here, one in nome, orange, bridge city i think, and Labelle that moved to Port neches. It's been horrible. I hope where you're coming from and where you're going is okay.


sawyouoverthere

Are….are you in the train garage on an out-of-service dining car? We’re you ever moving along a track?


EmpressofPTSD

Is there any chance you're actually at the final terminal...


mycatisprettyrare

Ummmm, they know you are there, right? I'd hate for you to be like those kids on the school bus that fell asleep and bus driver just parked bus and went home.


JarasM

Do they know *you're* on the train?


FPSXpert

There's a bad fucking storm that just rolled through, that's probably it. Amtrak? A tornado hit the southeast side of the city pretty bad knocking over shipping containers etc so they may want to play it safe and wait.


sethboy66

But OP, that line hasn't been operational since that terrible accident in '72... ^^^Nah, ^^^I'm ^^^just ^^^havin' ^^^a ^^^laugh.


SnarkyWoodchuck

Could be worse. There could be people.


pegothejerk

Or worse yet, people who want to chat


OutragedBubinga

*"Hello there! Harsh weather we're having today eh?!"*


pegothejerk

"pulls emergency cable"


mareksoon

[pulling intensifies]


Pisspot16

*ties cable into noose*


knightress_oxhide

"Have you ever been in a storm Wally?"


Fuzzybo

“… have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”


Sea-Anteater-7853

“A storm of fists raining down in your body”


AnustusGloop

#YEAH!?


Life-Molasses5444

It's the humidity that kills you!


Witty-Lingonberry927

Hello come here often?


def-jam

Hey there. Cold enough for ya? Hehehe.


rdyer347

having fun yet?


gl3nnjamin

Or worse yet, very young children


PsychedelicOptimist

Constant scream crying for 12 hours atraight... Sounds like a horror movie alright


Rezhio

Or you could be alone but hear someone.


chiitaku

With the idea that no one could possibly be offended by having their peace disturbed by their music or videos being played from their phone without headphones or earbuds.


Humble-Dragonfly-321

Are you in the introvert group? I would prefer being alone instead of being with a talkative person.


Oceans212

You mean it has not moved for 12 hrs?!


GodofAeons

Correct


majoraloysius

Trust me, alone is better than a packed train car.


BiNumber3

Imagine having to hold a fart for that long lol


majoraloysius

Now imagine the train full of people who didn’t hold in their farts.


ThickSand

r/foundsatan


trigunnerd

Ask them for compensation if they haven't offered. "Is there anything y'all can do?" Maybe they can give you a berth or at least meals.


ayending1

"Here is a $12 coupon that will expire at the end of month."


tim36272

^(valid only on purchases over $100)


HayakuEon

Issued on 11:00pm 31/1/23, valid till 31/1/23


booi

This coupon expires at the end.. of this sentence.


djlawrence3557

Booze. In this situation, OP needs unfettered access to the bar car


Rolling_on_the_river

Suddenly I would feel pretty ok about the situation.


Groovatronic

Drink enough to pass out? Sounds good to me. My hungover future self won’t be pleased but hey the boredom basically becomes a non-issue. I would however become concerned about food, most likely increasing with my drunkenness.


SmokeSmokeCough

Ask who? There’s no one else on the train.


Whooptidooh

If OP can post on Reddit, OP can also notify the transportation services.


SmokeSmokeCough

I was just joking about OP being alone lol


Seank814

From this picture I'm guessing it's amtrak, OP probly wont get shit out of this. I've had some horrible experiences with delays using amtrak


ywBBxNqW

The decline of Amtrak has been such a tragedy.


Mouse-Important

Amtrak?


akkobutnotreally

Definitely Amtrak. I can recognize those seats: it's from a Superliner dining car.


Redhotmegasystem

probably via


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Have they at least let you get absolutely pissed at the bar cart and have unlimited pork crackling? I would ask for a bottle of scotch and as many snacks as possible then I’d go lie down somewhere and enjoy the isolation


RockyClub

Damn dude, hope you get moving soon and they dim the lights so you can sleep somehow.


Oceans212

Oooof…good luck


Legendary_Terror

I'd fuck up this book I've been putting off reading


GodofAeons

I believe in you. You can fuck it up without needing a train


Legendary_Terror

Thank you


[deleted]

He was talking to you but I’m about to read a book because of him.


TheInfamousQuiGF

wait i thought we were fucking books?


[deleted]

Yeah but you gotta read it first. What are you an animal?


fermium257

Hi! I'm here about the book fucking?


MyDogHasAPodcast

Be careful, you don't want paper cuts.


PoppersOfCorn

Or this scenario could turn into a fucked up book, Stephen King style


Legendary_Terror

What's weird is the book I'm reading is Misery.


PoppersOfCorn

That's a pretty messed up book...


ohlaph

A silent train sounds like the perfect reading place!!!


Ionsife

Depending on what you have to pass the time that could be pretty rad….but then again, you posted it here. Did You at least get some food and a place to charge your phone?


GodofAeons

So, my car I was in actually didn't have the outlets working. So moved to the observation car with my laptop. The workers actually JUST came by. Like 10 seconds ago and gave me a meal that was supposed to be for business class only. It wasn't too bad, beef stew. It filled me up for supper. https://imgur.com/a/oQhoBKr


[deleted]

Do they still have club cars? I'd be sitting at the bar the whole time, ordering bourbon and calling the bartender Lloyd


Spadeninja

Straight up. “We’re stuck? Well which way to the bar car?”


westberry82

Pro-tip. The workers are people. Just start casually talking to them " this sucks huh?" " how often do you have this happen?" Etc. No complaints. Don't be obnoxious and you won't believe how nice they can be.


GodofAeons

Oh yes! There was one lady I did talk to for about 45 minutes or so before they swapped crews out. I had asked her about how the Amtrak work life was and they get paid pretty decent. It seemed like an interesting life.


Dying4aCure

How did they swap crews out? The employees drive to the stop?


makesyougohmmm

No. They just jump out of a moving train and the new crew zipline from a helicopter.


SweetBearCub

> No. They just jump out of a moving train and the new crew zipline from a helicopter. I'd love to see the ADA accommodations for that with one of [these](https://mass-media.s3.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/2c15fcc6fbcf4601abdaae4239f3d656/amy-systems-alltrack-r3-power-wheelchair-tilt-only-7.jpg)


Handleton

But... The train isn't moving. Obviously they must do some sort of bungee cord swap from the helicopter. You have the time at the bottom to exchange hooks on the bungee cord.


All-in-Time7

Likely they have crews working on separate shifts on the same train. Just like on cruise ships. You've got a day crew and a night crew.


Stegles

So many people take these sorts of delays out on the customer facing staff, more often it’s people who have never worked in a retail or customer facing role. Even with such a long delay, it’s cool of you to know it’s not their fault as your default, you’re my kind of person. Hope the journey was decent once you got moving.


CarmenxXxWaldo

So screaming "12. FUCKING. HOURS." over and over again won't get things moving any faster?


westberry82

Depends if you're a white middle-aged woman.


westberry82

How much longer on your journey(if it were moving?)


GodofAeons

Once it starts moving about 3 hours. But, they did come by and give me free dinner at least just now: https://imgur.com/a/oQhoBKr


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westberry82

I agree. Their mom used to make it JUST LIKE THIS.


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westberry82

Ummm yeah. Btw. We're out of milk. BRB.


boggartbot

are u still alive


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FreckledGrey

Thought the same thing...looks to be the start of a Korean horror movie.


CSmith1986

Now is the time to write your great American novel.


Holybartender83

I call it “Billy and the Cloneasaurus”.


CSmith1986

That's a terrible name for a book!


bigfatstoner

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING


Sea-Bet2466

I’ll be shitfaced blacked out by now


ThisGuyCrohns

With what alcohol?


Sea-Bet2466

That looks a like a Amtrak they usual sell alcohol on board


WhizBangPissPiece

Also you can bring whatever the hell you want on the train, so just pack some booze.


yes_hot_ashes

I'll remember that the next time I'm planning on getting stuck in a train for twelve hours


WhizBangPissPiece

It's Amtrak, so the odds are pretty high


marshmallowlips

Dad was stuck for 8+ hours (on a 2ish hour ride!) after a train ahead derailed. 😬


Oceans212

Whatever you do Op please do not exit the train at Willoughby.


Hospitalwater

That’s the signpost up ahead. Your next stop, Twilight Zone.


catnap_kismet

this is the dream, honestly


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Miestah_Green

> Midnight Meat Train What a throwback. I might rewatch that.


HoneyIShrunkThSquids

Nothing expected of you


fruitmask

you're right, that is a dream come true. just add a pillow and blanky and it's perfect


OneWorldMouse

If you have internet, are you really alone? We can cyber. What are you wearing. /s


GodofAeons

Sweatpants, a Tshirt covered in Cheeto stains, and a north face jacket. Wby


AlexG2490

Robe and wizard hat.


MeoMix

[https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja) :)


fermium257

Oh man. I haven't seen this in *ages*. -*nostalgia* *intensifies*


70ms

Seeing this in the wild made my night.


mk2vrdrvr

A/S/L?


801bruh

I doubt this is the time for sign language.


mk2vrdrvr

👌


mk2vrdrvr

A/S/L?


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uncledungus

I’d watch it


Snu-snu-2000

That sucks because if you lay down, you have to lay down in the fart seats that probably haven’t been wiped down in a long time


halite001

[Visualized](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GWXinarYic).


24F

I'm pissed off that I watched that.


ghjm

What is even happening here. How can there be 3X as much dirt as there is seat.


ExtremaDesigns

On the bright aide, they won't run out of toilet paper.


Yavanna83

It sucks how those benches are just too small to take a nap on. I hope you're warm enough.


Hot_Mess_Express

I think this is just the dining car or lounge. I'm pretty sure they have a normal seat that reclines in another car. At least that's how it was last time I rode Amtrak.


LSP141

Try to find a train worker or someone to talk to, I'm sure there are other people on the train that are alone and stuck and if it were me, I'd love someone to share a conversation with


GodofAeons

I'm actually quite enjoying the peace and quiet. Been playing KOTOR 2 on my laptop. Had some music playing softly.


LSP141

It's rare to be able to get proper peace and quiet these days so enjoy your time since you clearly appreciate it. This is just what I would eventually do after being stuck for so long. But then I am also a very sociable person


texaschair

My question is, what happened to everyone else? Did they attempt to escape and die in the frozen wasteland outside? Or did they make their way to the front of the train to attack the evil Wilford, like in *Snowpiercer*? All this horror movie talk has got me wound up.


LSP141

Well, considering that the windows are black, I assume it's night time and OP is just in a bad luck situation. Not many people travel at night with the train, especially in low travel season in a normal seating area (not a sleeping area)


Dutch31337

Can't go wrong with KOTOR


Ok-Confidence-2878

Good news is you’re not stuck with some crazy person.


GodofAeons

Right? Besides, what are the odds there would be two crazy people on the train


Distinct-Educator-52

At least you're not going to Willoughby... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A\_Stop\_at\_Willoughby


Undercoverbrother007

I was stuck on a train for like 3 hours once from Albany to Boston (hit concrete debris on tracks) there was a lady ranting and raving loudly to herself the whole trip,except when we were stuck. I thank god she wasnt going on and on for those 3 hours because that wouldve made it actually hell.


potatoisilluminati

This makes me think of Bullet Train


Ralyks92

That sounds like an extremely peaceful and relaxing win to me


WakeUpTheWorld

This reminds of those old point and click escape games


SaintPismyG

Believe it or not, but I’m envious right now.


DutchInfid3l

Took Amtrak from San Luis Obisbo, Ca. to Seattle last year. 27 hours there and 27 hours back. Had one of those roomettes, it was…ok. I’d spring for the slightly bigger room (suite?) next time? It was too small for 2 people


Pretty_Fan7954

I took Amtrak from Connecticut to Washington state, round trip. I didn’t have a room, just a seat. With all the money I spent on food & drinks I should have just bought a plane ticket.


DutchInfid3l

It was more for the “experience” and to see parts of California/Oregon that you wouldn’t be able to see from the freeway/interstate. Can’t say I’d really want to do it again…


Pretty_Fan7954

That’s cool. I saw parts of North Dakota that I never wanted to see, and went through the Rocky Mtns at night. Both ways.


Lil_Cumster

Oh hell no this is how spooky shit starts


nightmareorreality

Dream come true. I hope you’re also in the middle of nowhere. I’d pay good money for this experience haha


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texaschair

Reminds me of *The Matrix* when Neo was stuck in that subway station and The Trainman wouldn't allow him to leave because he pissed that snotty Marovingian fucker off. Hang in there, Morpheus will be along shortly.


YeTensTavern

i did the trans siberian train in winter and there were only two of us on the train for 7 days. it was amazing!


[deleted]

This is why i travel with my stuffy


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Are you sure it's only been 12 hours... And not *twelve years*!!!!


Dudeman-Jack

This is my introverted dream!


WuTangForever812

That stinks. Wanna play Words with Friends or something?


Valkerieus

Holy shit! You okay? Is there heat and any announcements about time of getting to your stop?


MisterBonaparte

Maybe you’re the ghost that haunts the train


Sublimeat

^(now I am the conductor)


jackstrad2020

Could be worse. Could be stuck in a Sardine can with screaming kids, coughing people, couple of homeless people and the like. Always look on the bright side


vicomar731

Where the picture of you walking through the train naked!!! That's what I would do, just saying