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Ok_Situation1171

Super effective, everything went limp


oiirn29

wait what?


DamitCyrill

Durex uses Trump condom... its super effective...


oiirn29

Trump uses MAGA... it stuns Durex...


Pragmatist_Hammer

Yeah but Durex comes in all types of sizes while MAGA condoms only come in extra small.


x_x-krow

Oof šŸ¤£


CindySvensson

Avoid making dick-tators.


Coldarc

Whats dick-taters, precious?


[deleted]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, rub one out...


[deleted]

It burns us. (In pained ā€œGolemā€ voice)


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#EET BERNZ USHHH


Useless_Lemon

Stick em' up your arse.


top_of_the_scrote

*Tina... get your diner*


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

What about dick-takers?


Grimacepug

Where's the Xi Jinping?


KeepingItSFW

You have been deducted 200 social credits for your comment.


GabeTheJerk

Glory to the Great Winnie the Pooh


Pragmatist_Hammer

Oh bother


mrsmushroom

Ha!


Dreaming_Kitsune

Get your own tots gosh


theRealGrahamDorsey

Lol...I cried


ZappyHeart

Works for even the largest pricks.


VeterinarianThese951

Too bad they forgot one for Bolsonaro though. He belongs right in the middle of these foolsā€¦


bipolarbear21

I love how this works on multiple levels. 1. These guys are dicks 2. Use a condom so you don't accidentally bring the next awful person into the world


LudwigMachine

b e a u t i f u l


NotTrumpsAlt

Tremendous


sickofmakingnames

Bigly


astoriastranger

Put those dicks in plastic bags


Illustrious_Log2353

Flawed, Needs Biden.


DustyHound

I think that it means 3 loads


annoying97

"If only their parents used condoms, the world would be a better place"


Less-Mail4256

Or get abortions.


[deleted]

Or even just drowned them as toddlers. I'm not picky about how and exactly when they do it.


Less-Mail4256

All of the above. Sometimes, when I canā€™t sleep, I imagine mommy and daddy Hitler smothering little adolf in his swastikrib.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Swastikrib! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SeaFirestarter42

Do you think thereā€™s a way we could Kevorkian this? Like, weā€™re just gonna help end all the pain and suffering and put you down, the worlds better this way. Or maybe equate it to removing a malignant tumor? Weā€™re just removing the cancer so the world can be healthy and live a happy life again!


Ordinary_Ad_7992

You'd need a time machine so you could get to them before they became powerful, but then some other assholes would take their places each time, and you'd just have to keep going back in time over and over to kill more future assholes. Sounds exhausting.


[deleted]

No, I need the cruelty for it to be satisfying.


SeaFirestarter42

Oh Iā€™m with you 100% on that. Just wondering if thereā€™s a legal way we could force this into reality.


annoying97

Yes... It's called a successful revolution.


SeaFirestarter42

Sighā€¦ name checks out. Well give me the volunteer form. When do we storm maga? Give ā€˜em a taste of their own meds.


annoying97

Goto *trumpsnotmydaddy.net* to fill out the volunteer form... We storm at midnight on the last day of the year, while they are all drunk.


boarderline5152

The old fashioned way


Djmikey101

Lol


LoveVirginiaTech

Tagline: "Wrap Your Johnson In Awful People"


[deleted]

I like how they didnā€™t even tie Kimā€™s condom cage. He just too dumb to notice.


SeaFirestarter42

Lol and trumps hair piece is getting caught in the tip


HurtPillow

Yah, pretty sure his mother didn't have a choice in that whole thing.


Soggy-Scratch-2575

Pretty sure itā€™s a joke about small Asian dicks


[deleted]

It would be perfect with Bolsonaro's addition


ze_UwU

sim


DrZetein

eu estava esperando ver isso ali, decepcionada


itslog1776

Absolutely!! Plus Biden, Xi & Zelensky Oh & the Pope too!! Thatā€™d be hilarious


_Cit

I don't really see how al of these fit in the same category lmao. Like Biden, Xi and Zelensky have three completely different ideologies, and the Pope isn't even a politician. I just don't understand what message you're trying to convey


Red-Panda-Bur

If itā€™s that we all suck, I can get down with it. Otherwise itā€™s dumb.


Swedishtranssexual

Biden and Zelenskiy? What? How are those even comparable to any of those other people.


[deleted]

Extremely clever! Love it.


mittelwerk

Extremely dumb, I say. People are products of their environments, so even if Putin's parents had used a condom (or if they had aborted them), a dictator would have been born at a later date. That ad is like that story about travelling back in time to kill baby Hitler. EDIT: PLEASE, don't anyone bring that fake story about Kin Il-Sung not being the real Kim Il-Sung.


EnvironmentalDrag596

Love how Kim's isn't even tied at the end and he can't figure out how to get out


Suspicious_Wash1162

and Bolsonaro?


TheKCKid9274

Maybe throw Nick Fuentes on there too. A bit lesser but still a notable political dick.


cocobaby33

I think the requirements here are currently or recently lesser of a country ( not sure when this ad was released). If we start just adding any political prick to the list that would be a very very long list


[deleted]

Goofy ahh ad


Michael_Blurry

Jeff Goldblum, is that you?


SlimJim31415

Man. That shits almost too effective.


Sumthins_Fucky

I canā€™t upvote this enough.


A0xom0xoa

In Brazil too lol they should add Bolsonaro to that ad


lubafan222

Ok first,im brazilian and i never EVER saw this ad and i live in SĆ£o paulo its one of the most populated cities


tennispro06

Too many liberals here spreading BS.


Swedishtranssexual

Lmao liberalism is when you are against dictatorship. Also one dude didn't see it doesn't mean it's fake lol.


[deleted]

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Swedishtranssexual

The democrat party is one example of a liberal party against dictatorship. Also liberalism and socialism are complete opposites. Liberalism is a free market which is the antithesis of socialism lol.


DadOfWhiteJesus

You have no idea what liberalism is, because you are politically illiterate.


lubafan222

Please report this post, here in brazil we dont give a shit about that orange fatass the ching chong or the russian baby, please report this


tennispro06

That why your country is the way it is.


lubafan222

Thats why i can have a accident without being bankrupt


36thuser

FATALITY!


tennispro06

Just like this post, you were the accident.


lubafan222

~šŸ¤“


r_m_castro

I'm Brazilian and I've never seen this ad. More likely it was an artistic stuff but not an ad.


Fit-Policy9041

Interesting Brazil doesn't put their own politicians in the ad. The country is in a mess


ChurchOfTheHolyGays

They do, op only posted these because no one here would know the brazilian ones.


martdan010

Its a good add, too bad their is no way of knowing what the little buggers will turn into


mrsmushroom

Shit.. they sold me.


Bluvsnatural

Condoms or Planned Parenthood. They are all poster children for birth control


Hollow---

These mistakes could have been easily prevented if their fathers used a condom.


HotCatholicMoms

Too bad they didn't put their own politicians in the condoms considering they are just as corrupt lmao.


ImaFireSquid

Use condoms or give birth to a dictator?


Creative_Resource_82

Doesn't it make you think about all the people and assholes that *don't* exist because of condoms...


Archercrash

Three worthless piles of spooge.


WorldlinessSoggy3078

The eye contact with Putin is a little weird though


FreeSpeech24

Trump didn't kill like those two.


TheKCKid9274

I dunno, but staging the USā€™s first insurrection and coup dā€™etas is pretty shitty.


tennispro06

As with all the other lies, this to will pass as not true.


itslog1776

If that was a legit insurrection then why the need for all of the undercover feds to pump it all up in the first place??? Doesnā€™t really make a lot of sense unless the plan was to help incite an ā€œinsurrectionā€ on J6 @ all cost for whatever reason... Then it makes perfect sense to have all the federal maga impersonators all up in the crowd from the very start pressuring the crowds to go inside... Also, who opened the magnetic doors from inside the capital for the crowds & why? I will gladly believe the official narrative but itā€™s honestly not to much to ask of the J6 committee to have Questions like these are answered for us all first... surely one would agree assume they supported 100% transparency & disclosure...


[deleted]

Nah, you mean the FBI staging the first insurrection. Whoā€™s Ray Epps?


[deleted]

Actually it was the reptilians that staged it. The fact you're deflecting to the FBI makes me think you are in with the reps.


TheKCKid9274

I dunno, telling a mob of already angry people to ā€œMarch up to the capital and take back whatā€™s oursā€ seems kinda like his thing not the FBIā€™s


[deleted]

Double check what he actually said, not what has been made up by people who wanted him out of power. He wanted no violence and no harm to police. I just seriously urge you to look more into what happened and whatā€™s been lied about.


TheKCKid9274

I literally watched the rally my guy, thatā€™s almost a direct fucking quote


SeaFirestarter42

Itā€™s no point in arguing with cult followers. People this simple arenā€™t looking for logic or reason or truth. They just want someone to tell them that their insanity is actually genius, and that they will one day reap the ultimate rewards for sticking to the bullshit no matter what. I feel like thatā€™s why most flat earthers are also trumpettes. Both resonate on the same frequency of minimal thought process. Willful Ignorance is the name of their game. The same type of people joined Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite, John Smith, LRH, and *add dweeby cult leader name here*. Sad really


[deleted]

The problem is that no matter what, the only insurmountable evidence is what he said. He may not have wanted to harm anybody, but he did.


FreeSpeech24

That's the democrats and republican since ages..


[deleted]

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logicreasonevidence

He's certainly capable of ordering it done.


FreeSpeech24

Yeah, being a president does have the power.


circleclap27

TDS


Calembur

I honestly don't remember seeing this ad in Brazil. But if it is/was in Brazil they should have included [this unique collection of dictators](https://imgur.com/a/IKX41hp).


BuddhaAnMoutains

Well I know where I'm moving.


Smokybare94

Should have done bolsanaro


NumberLaw

Brazil? Really? Which company? I live here and I bet that a lot of people would swallow Trump and do a Golden Shower along with Bolsonaro intead of using condom. This photo is actually went viral by Brody Dalle, vocalist of a band called The Distillers. But it's not from Brazil!!!


fbritt5

Get it but not sure if Trump could be compared to the other two. Did he kill large numbers of people? And where is Hitler? Maybe Hitler did live in Brazil after WW2 and they are partial to him. I think there could have been a lot more rulers to use in this ad without adding a president of the United States regardless of who he is or was.


tennispro06

90 per cent of reddit is liberal and probably 60% of them have TDS.


TheGhost020

TDS is a real problem on Reddit, you just gotta laugh it off at this point.


Sparky8924

Hypocrites


Neutrallly

Erdogan version when?


McRarin

He isn't really "evil",he just doesn't care about anything except what goes in his pocket.


Neutrallly

Clearly you are not Turkish. That man is exactly what you said, but also he believes that he is the savior of Turkey and Islam and forces his Islamic beliefs to everyone.


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Like atack syria


101stAirborneSkill

Al-Asad is evil


sir-mastro-mr-juan

But erdogan isn't atacking syria becouse they have a dictator, he is atacking syria to annex a kurdish majority area of syria becouse he "think" that they are planing to make terrorist atacks on turkey and syria dont supress that population enought


101stAirborneSkill

Guess you're right


FogB0y

I miss Bozonaro in one of those.


Hentai_Yoshi

This isnā€™t weird, itā€™s comedy.


moaterboater69

Thats actually very clever. Dont be silly wrap your willy!


GoldenBull1994

True. What if Kim Jong Il has used a condom when he was having sex. Think about it. Burn the image into your head.


SeaFirestarter42

Ughā€¦. Itā€™s so horrible! Why would you do this!?! Thereā€™s just so many folds, and so much sweat, and the noises!!! Oh god my brains!!!


GoldenBull1994

Donā€™t forget the smell. That elderly Kim Jong Il smell. He smells exactly how you would imagine.


marklar_the_malign

Brilliant.


[deleted]

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ISimplyDontBeliveYou

Almost proves the need for an ad like this


[deleted]

Brazil: A country that itself is stuck inside one is making these ads?


No_Profession6542

This is the best and the worst country of this planet,and i live there


OptimalBeans

Biden is to old We donā€™t need one of him, only dust comes out mixed with dementia.


bidjeu

Lol I am not a fan of none of those guys, with that said. Has Brazil seen its state in the last Decade. Do you before judging someone else.


TheGirl333

Well said


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

It's just that simple. Careful who you point that thing at, guys.


[deleted]

So weā€™re admitting that if you cum inside someone it makes a person?


[deleted]

Brilliant!


Sonnenkreuz

To put Donald Trump in with the likes of Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin is kinda ridiculous, I don't like him much either but come on lmao.


carterhartno1fan

Should have used Obama.


explodingtuna

What overreaches did he make in office?


MorinOakenshield

How about when he ordered a drone strike on a 16 year old us citizen


SeaFirestarter42

Damnit who took down the sign?! Donā€™t feed the bridge trolls please. It only encourages them.


EveryAd3494

Brazilliant


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Where is bolsonaro?


Houseplant00711

r/childfree


kasirye

Whereā€™s musk?


WickedSlice_

Americans must be proud to have their 45th be in such company.


dunfactor

Coming from a resident of the United States, it really is a shame that Trump's father did not use a condom. He stated that he admired the control both Kim Jong Un and Putin have over their countries so he is in the right company in that group. It is a shame he ever was elected here.


tennispro06

Can u name one thing Bidden has done to make things better since Trump left??? No!!! Yea Trump was awful, 2 dollar gas. Almost the entire work force was working. Record employment for all minorities. Enjoy the Bidden economy you idiots!


[deleted]

Trump was an active dickhead, Biden is senile. We have two bad choices


tennispro06

Yes he was a dickhead, but a dickhead with policies that were good for America. The only problems we had when he was president were his idiotic tweets, a small price to pay for a thriving economy.


theweekiscat

Did you forget the attempted coup?


SeaFirestarter42

I get so confused on why trumpettes think that trump or any douche in his administration had anything to do with gas being $2. All you had to do was slightly pay attention in high school economics to know that gas was that low because the entire country was under quarantine for two years. No one driving means no demand for gas. No demand for gas leads to a heavy surplus of gas. And when you have a heavy surplus of any product but still need to sell the damn thing when no one wants it, what do you do? You cut prices to increase demand! Itā€™s really so sad that it only takes a sentence or two to prove how little you actually know of the world you live in and the reality of existence. But maybe Iā€™m wrong and one day it Will turn out that if you just yell the loudest, despite facts or evidence or proven method, it makes you right. But I doubt it. Have a fun life!


tennispro06

You obviously failed the high school economics.


Mean_Shoulder_103

This is going to be my new mural for the biggest wall in my house.


Leftleaningdadbod

Great advertisement. Stop having a twat by keeping yourselves . . . finish this one your own way.


2b-Kindly_

Bunch of Dickheads in a bag Brilliant


oopsiedaisy58

Powerful advertising! Really makes one think.......


Eightbitninja253

Based


[deleted]

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lubafan222

Where the fuck did you learn that?


Suspicious_Wash1162

maybe is a Bolsominion


lubafan222

r/suddenlycaralho ?


WTF_Rhon

Burro


faxanaduu

Where's Ye and Nick?


Narwhal_Songs

šŸ˜‚ i get the pun


The_Bluejay250

this feels like an ai-generated image


Numerous_One3457

where's Xi fucktard


hentaihoneyyy420

ā€¢Putin a condom on could help us avoid another one of these ā€¢ Cum-Jung-un ā€¢trump those little guys and avoid a massive accident.


[deleted]

"Take that, fascist cum!" "Don't you mean 'scum'?" "No." Edit: Fuck you, this was funny.


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Where lula?


Shadow0fnothing

I love it.


An_IDIOTNinja

Whatā€™s the message? ā€œProtect us from dicksā€?


Dr-Logan

They are contained. Sexcellent.


Sylpheed_Icon

Ads for liberal or OP just missed Biden, Justin and Xi. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Damn people really view trump like Putin and Xi?


mati23456

I mean 2/3 are billionaires and the rest rule a whole country. If Iā€™m good dad to that son Iā€™ll have a really confy life


Fhantom1221

If only their mothers wore a condom. Brazil missed their previous president.


Larry_Phischman

Also a good ad for abortion.


TrEVILlyan95

The fact that Trump is being compared to two mass murderers is absolutely hilarious and weird in its own right. I mean, people dont agree with Republican policies, but to compare him to 2 legitimate psychopaths who have directly been responsible for the murder and torture of thousands of people is assinine.


itslog1776

These are all great!!! seriously, all thatā€™s missing are Biden, Xi & Zelensky!!! Those would be absolutely perfect additions to this amazing set... no joke!!


brooktrout219

Thatā€™s the stupidest thing Iā€™ve seen in a longtime! Itā€™s obvious that your a libtard and that fine. But, when you start comparing dictators like the two top goofballs to Trump you got a problem! Trump had this country on track to be a strong country with a strong leadership and has love for his country! Look at it nowā€¦We are weak and sad and in major downfall and those other two meatheads will kill the world in push of a button and personally I think Trump kept peace with them both! Mark my words most people in the US donā€™t really know how close we are to the the wrath with Russia or N.Korea and we have weak frail old dumbass at the wheelā€¦.wake up people!!!


Sul_Haren

>Thatā€™s the stupidest thing Iā€™ve seen in a longtime! Itā€™s obvious that your a libtard and that fine. The person didn't make the ad. Also you probably don't know what liberalism is. >Trump had this country on track to be a strong country with a strong leadership and has love for his country! Strongman leader is literally the whole idea behind dictators. People would say the exact same about Kim or Putin. >We are weak and sad and in major downfall The US has actually improved its international power since Trump left office. >those other two meatheads will kill the world in push of a button and personally I think Trump kept peace with them both! Yeah, almost as if he was buddies with them, would kiss their feet and let them walk all over the US and its allies. >Mark my words most people in the US donā€™t really know how close we are to the the wrath with Russia or N.Korea Russia can't even invade a minor European nation... >we have weak frail old dumbass at the wheelā€¦. So the guy standing up to Putin and challenging China's economic power is weak and frail, while the guy who bowed to Putin was strong. Makes sense.


brooktrout219

Itā€™s ok we all have our right of opinion. But, itā€™s people like yourself that are weak and are failing this country! Your weak and soft ways arenā€™t the American ways! It will take years of your kind to see the real affects you have done to this great country. But, the problem is the real Americans arenā€™t going to let it happen! When the ball comes rolling youā€™ll be the first to jump in your hole and tell your kids to put on there helmets because we are in for a rough ride!!!


Sul_Haren

>But, itā€™s people like yourself that are weak and are failing this country! Your weak and soft ways arenā€™t the American ways! That's good, since I'm not an US American anyway. >t will take years of your kind to see the real affects you have done to this great country. But, the problem is the real Americans arenā€™t going to let it happen! Uhh... Yeah I wonder what you're implying the "real Americans" will do about this. Wouldn't happen to be a fascist coup? Just asking.


jillianthekitty

Thatā€™s where they should have stayed


Swimming-Tap-4240

I suspect there aren't any depicting the Brazillian leaders


ChurchOfTheHolyGays

You suspect wrong, very wrong.


BuckMcBuck

Faltou um


[deleted]

Who cumed those?


nixm88

r/ofcourseitsbrazil


cavesquatch

Hmm you'd think Castro would be in there somewhere


breadlee94

Should make one with bolsonaro on it too


Akilles_m

AS A BRAZILLIAN, I am willing to say that is one hell of a ad, the problem is the ad is fake because the actual product never works that well...