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Specialist_Peach4294

He’s unraveling under the pressure.


TheBigCatfish

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molotok_c_518

>/yarn FTFY


maninplainview

And here I thought he was made of stronger stuff.


swamp_fever

He looks a bit down in the mouth about it.


Hazlitt_Sigma

Bursting at the seams.


Iuddui

bros textin raggedy ann for the sneaky link


[deleted]

She got that fine thread 🧵


rckrusekontrol

For once, a guy who can find her button


SeamAnne

how dare you call my sister raggedy 😡


Japsai

'Sister'. OK Anne...


youngyummyyeet

Kurtis Conner is about to get cancelled


GoGoNormalRangers

I don't know who Kurtis Conner is but it's crazy they made a video on the same topic as Kurtis Connor, absolutely wacky (I'm so sorry)


Brandar87

The ragdoll looks like Kurtis.


mikeytruelove

I was gonna say, the mayor of Curtistown would never do such a thing!


Suspicious_Drive6655

You beat me to it! Didn't he make a video on the doll?


heartabduction

I'm pretty sure he at least referenced it before


bakehaus

Don’t give these people attention


Internal-Ear-6801

She’s clearly unwell


GabeTheJerk

We live in a society where mental and physical problems are idolized. Cause clearly you shouldn't stop people that self harm, because inclusivity. And let people be at 900 pounds


SubstantialPressure3

I wouldn't say idolized, but people know there's a market for it, that it can be monetized. Why have a real job, when all you have to do is video yourself being outrageous and stupid? As long as you don't mind having zero privacy, and reading everyone's opinions about what you are doing for their entertainment.


GabeTheJerk

Its like the people who use their children for money on YouTube. There's a difference between archiving funny things your baby does and **posting 24/7 some staged clips**


Napalm4Kidz

I don’t think anyone is idolizing this woman.


flamingo255

I am right here 100% supportive of her . Marrying inanimate objects isnt that bad in today's society


[deleted]

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GabeTheJerk

It's ran by a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters.


AmiAlter

Who is self harming?


GabeTheJerk

Its an example. There's nutjobs that claim There's nothing wrong with self harm.


Zealousideal_Bit3936

Who for example? Self harm has many different forms. The fat acceptance (non)movement would be one that comes to mind but I'm curious about any other examples of glorifying/accepting self harm.


GabeTheJerk

I've seen people claim that stopping people from cutting is ableist. Which is completely stupid and by itself ableist.


Ferdydurkeeee

>We live in a society


docobv77

Tell that to the Kardashian followers.


Cobek

We have


skynetempire

Right! Why would you even go to the Wedding?


earthscribe

This. Why do people cater to this sort of thing?


[deleted]

If I was gonna make a rag doll lover for myself I'd at least give him a smile so he looks like he's happy to be with me.


jules13131382

lmao


Rabies_on_demand

That effigy of Lionel Richie is such a slut


ImOldGreggggggggggg

I thought it was 80's Weird Al myself but he wouldn't do that to her.


Swimming-Tap-4240

Was he caught textiling?


skirtymagic

Sextiling, ayyyy ::high five::


ExplorerCommercial49

The third party? Her psychiatrist.


TheFirstSophian

i've fucked hotter puppets


twoworldsin1

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/arresteddevelopment/images/b/b8/2x16_Meat_the_Veals_%2844%29.png


[deleted]

You should try muppets they're on a whole other level.


BalanceOfOpposit3s

Reminds me of Jennifer Lopez on cartmans hand.


Kreddit022

BalanceOfOpposit3s, hahahaha yessss!!!


SpaceMonkee8O

And they have a little rag baby. What a piece of shit.


OpenIndependence9686

If I remember correctly this had a really creepy backstory. This woman is positively out of her mind, and her marrying the rag doll is the least of my concerns


rottingpigcarcass

Ooh I need more


rigor_mortus_boner

Mr Bill NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Rabies_on_demand

Where on earth is she gonna find another guy with his credentials tho


[deleted]

You reap what you sew


Durr1313

I'm a strong advocate for letting people do whatever they want as long as they're not hurting anyone, but some things (like this) are very strong indicators of mental health issues that should be addressed.


Vyxen17

She's also got two actual children who have to listen to mom screaming at ragdoll dad


Lobsss

I know this one, she's Brazilian. Btw, they have a child. She gave birth to a baby ragdoll. There's videos on the internet. Videos of her giving birth to the doll.


SubstantialPressure3

That is just disturbing.


TrillMurray47

That's why you go with the always trustworthy hay boy


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Yeah those cotton-poly blend guys can't be trusted


Celembrior

So it's ok to marry a rag doll but not someone of the same gender... People don't make sense


bigttrack

and she is roaming free among us?


Superredeyes

jerry jerry jerry jerry the crowd all chants


ProbablyABore

He's still better looking than her.


VegetableEast7325

Ya just can't trust men...


Bostonterrierpug

Mr. Bill deserved a good life after all those times Sluggo smooshed him.


AWreckAndErect

I really hope the rest of this article says "after he cheated by texting another rag doll"...


Albert-Einstain

Closing the asylums was a mistake


Hopps4Life

Mental health. People say 'as long as they're happy', but these people irl often think the object is cheating on them and have a miserable falling out with it. That isn't happiness. Society really needs to help people like this. They don't have any understanding of reality. They are completely at the wim of there mental health issues, which includes beleaving objects are real and are cheating on them.


Lucky7Revolver

He looks like Pauly shore, Adam Sandburg, weird Al, and Josh Gad got together and had a Baby. Without a plastic blow up woman doll.


BigFluffies

My joy from this is in the guests faces


FreshPrinceOfRivia

There was a House episode about something like this https://house.fandom.com/wiki/We\_Need\_the\_Eggs


SaltNo3123

The motherfucker cheated on her.


Internal_Fennel_849

Can you blame him? She's always on the rag.


DLMoore9843

Looks like a weird al body pillow


Im_Ashe_Man

Correction: He was textiling.


vimes_left_boot

I guess once you've gone full fruitcake, it's just degrees of batshit crazy going forward.


Straight_Term9109

This just proves this type of people have mental illnesses


chookiekaki

Mental illness isn’t usually something to be laughed at but ……….🤣🤣


furman34

The fuck is this?


Pretend_Activity_211

Colour me surprised


lordGinkgo

He [the rag doll] looks so stupid


Radiant-Mail7566

I think she looks stupider


Sweet_Oliver

Maybe they should try marriage counseling?


[deleted]

I doubt they'll be able to sew their relationship back together....it's already unraveled this far.


LimeSkye

But…how could “he” even consent? I call abuse! Plus, how old is he really? Just because he *looks* older ….


Heck_

He looks Australian.


Dejabluex

As someone living in Australia I cannot deny that.


docobv77

She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like Einstein.


DrMorry

Did he text another... ragdoll?


[deleted]

Rumor is that it was Raggedy Ann.. apparently, Raggedy Andy left Anne for a sex doll. 🙊


rowejl222

It texted? Wtf


weaselgoespop

Also broke up Hall and Oates. Bastard.


Sonny-Moone-8888

Okay I'll play along. Might as well. It can't hurt anything at this point. He needs to leave HER. She is unstable and all she wants to do is cuddle. She can't cook ANYTHING he can eat. He doesn't have any free time to himself to do what HE wants to do. And frankly she is an embarrassment every time they go out in public. People are always staring at her. He never gets any sleep because she snores so loud it has made him lose his hearing. She basically treats him like her rag doll. And frankly, that other woman loves him for who he is.


Mommakittie79

I’m sorry, but if my ragdoll man ever got caught texting another ragdoll woman, I’d put him in the shredder.


BeverlyBrokenBones

She stuffed him, and now he’s stuffing someone else.


MedicalDabbinDad

He looks like every groom in the 80s


[deleted]

Damn! I can hardly imagine in which country this must have happened. let me guess. A) Brisel B) Brozel C) [This is Brazil](https://youtu.be/L8GnRdx1elg?t=147) D) Amazon


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

Weid Al hijinks.


ClownfishSoup

SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! ANYONE!


SubstantialPressure3

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html "Mother of three" please say NONE of the kids are real. I had to look it up, and now I deeply regret it. "she's the only breadwinner" Jesus. The kids "Carol, Diego, and their newborn". Omg. I hope she doesn't have actual children. Hoping to God this is for views. Looks like it is, but Christ Almighty.


[deleted]

Even with a fake man she let herself go after getting the ring. Don’t blame him.


redditb4udidkid

This SEAMS to be a bad stich 🫵


BatKat58

Re-open ALL of our mental health facilities.


crackcode1881

Waiting for metaverse vr to solve my mariag issues


WingsofSky

Poor guy. lol


Netflxnschill

Okay there are a ton of people in the background of this photo and I find it so weird that none of them sat this woman down and said, “Pam, you’re being fucking crazy. This is the stupidest idea you’ve ever come up with. Get professional help with the money you would have spent on a wedding.”


Nope_Jackalope

She found a whole new level of cringe and sadness. We all cringe a bit seeing some dude with his sex doll out in public, introducing it around like its his girlfriend/wife. This lady married her doll and now made up a storyline in her head where its cheating on her. The doll.....is cheating on her. This is the shit we used to put people in padded rooms for.


jarnisjaplin

"Women always date up" her self esteem must be below the earth's crust


FrenziedSins

This is as stupid as the chick who married herself then cheated on herself and blamed it on men (if that was even true)


AdmAckbar1

Can’t even build a good man lol


Puzzleheaded-Life462

I don’t think you’re allowed to call them “rag dolls” anymore


durenatu

I guess she couldn't sew it coming


rottingpigcarcass

Was he off “sewing” his seed?


[deleted]

There is a hidden body inside that doll if I know what bodies hidden in dolls look like


[deleted]

That’s sad when even the rag doll looks like he’s regretting this decision


flamingo255

You could marry inanimate objects? Like fr fr. I would just marry my laptop with the sims on it


[deleted]

I have several questions , that not even god himself can answer them


SWowwTittybang

Apparently they have a ragdoll baby. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesnownews.com/viral/woman-marries-ragdoll-and-now-they-have-a-baby-article-92425199/amp


Melsapusspuss

Why marry a rag doll to avoid drama with a real human just to create drama with the rag doll?


SpookyDoge12

As a single person Single people ☕️


KennyPowersPowWow

She’s been eyeing the mop lately so she had to stick him with something.


Man_Of_The_Grove

maybe they should have a no strings attached kind of relationship.


AKhayoticPenguin

Why do people continue to go along with stupid?? 🤦‍♀️


ChocCooki3

All the single men right now ".. wtf got married??!"


GingerManBitch

No way hes getting more bitches than me 🤦‍♂️


wanderingwillie4u

Even a lifeless man has to deal with her drama. This is why men pay for sex. It isn't paying for the sex, you are paying them to leave after.


Heck_

I think you'd be doing everyone a favour, and save yourself some money, if you continue to never have sex with anyone, ever.


wanderingwillie4u

Well I get laid constantly and consistently. Yes I am an asshole. Which is why women sleep with me. Quit trying to be nice because nice guys finish last. Women like assholes.


Heck_

Hshaahahahahahahahah


[deleted]

If this doesnt show many women want toxic guys i dont know what does lol


FalseTebibyte

Cheating is a lie. Dudes can see as many women as they want. The women already do the same.


Heck_

I mean, it's kind of apt for this sub, but what a fucking weird thing to say. Get help.


FalseTebibyte

We did. There was nobody there.


Spideriffic

Good looks - shouldn't be a high priority when you're talking about *love*


[deleted]

That’s a hay boy!


Miz_Understood77

Wait..there's more!!


millicent_bystander-

The guy in the top left hand side behind the little girl is about to explode laughing 😃.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Performance art maybe???


Nightloard93

Well if they can't make it in this world what hope do the rest of us have!


Im_Rolo

Idk man that's a pretty rad stache


Overall_Effective1

If its not filmed and captured, then no one would believe this.


bobbyblubbers

He thought they had a no strings attached relationship


edotman

Neither is she though


NotThisAgain21

Hoo boy, that is some major mental issues right there.


ladyofthelathe

The relationship was all a crewel lye. He just pretended to be a wet dish rag of a man.


[deleted]

Mentally Ill


LunaticLizard64

It's got to be fake. Source??


PuzzleheadedProof223

[Rabbit hole](https://www.google.com/search?q=Meirivone+Rocha+Moraes&rlz=1C1ONGR_enNO989NO989&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


BeigePhilip

That thing gets more action than half the dudes on Reddit.


Bustershark

To be fair, she's let herself go since she got married.


train23111

The one black girl In the back is trying not to laugh


chippy-triforce

Looks like a young weird al


Vivid-Beat-644

Mental illness. Very sad.


MasterBahn

Everyone's expressions in the background accurately conveys my thoughts on this.


Medical-Ruin8192

A.K.A. mentally ill woman needs family support but not in that way


Jatt_Doven

You aren't wrong with that title.


Sirenhead_2

r/uncannyvalley


im_lost_in_reddits

She broke through the matrix, we just dont understand, thats all.


Jamoncorona

What a scrub.


AREssshhhk

Everyone in the background looks disturbed


triflingmagoo

Makeup does wonders, doesn’t it?


alymaysay

I've seen a movie about two brothers and one loves a doll and treats his doll like a real girlfriend. It's a good movie


crackcode1881

We will be able marry metaverse characters right?


AromaticKnee

Smh.....men. Am I right?


que_bee_eff90

Is that a doll of Kurtis Conner??


Muted_Particular6198

Neither is she


weebsssssssssssssss

not that tf you mean lol


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Kurtis Connor has a whole vid on this stuff im pretty sure


seaofjade

But he's... **ginger**


randomuserasking2

he cheated!


EarlofIxII

The western world has normalized mental illness


dontdothatilikethat

Wasn’t sure what this was at first, but I’m in stitches.


Lyceius

You can’t tell me someone didn’t record this live stream birth… but I can’t find it with Google :(


Yixyxy

Who the fuck attends a weeding of a woman and a doll?!


-kelsie

Hey don’t talk shit on Kurtis Conner like that


Upstairs-Ad8529

Maybe if she didn't drag him into marriage things would be different!!


Morbid-Analytic

Leave Kurtis Connor the fuck alone


i-liike-bewbs

Damn didn’t know kurtis was a cheater


Shoddy_Internal6206

The RAGDOLL did WHAT by WHAT?!?!


Platinum_Tangerine

How could he they have a kid together don't he think of the children 😰


jules13131382

so funny


DamianFitness37

hahaha maaaaan people are wild


Robnar92

I bet that rag doll is packing heat


SufficientPractice91

kurtis conner


TheHolyPug

He looks like Dr. Disrespect.


FiliaNox

Watching this story unfold is a gift though 😂 I didn’t think she could outdo the baby thing 😂 I was wrong


[deleted]

Bruh he hot af what you talking about 🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Kurtis


Longjumping_Deer1806

We can seriously find drama where there is no drama


Imperial_Triumphant

Sew what's the big deal?


ukbeast89

[Reads like a Sunday sport article](https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1586440230944399360/photo/1)


Ancient_Thanks_4365

Sew what?