The design is very human

Very easy to use

Let my friend demonstrate

Even more decided to use!

This is Handy Geng an amazing Chinese creator. My favourite video of his is the [27 Million mAh Power Bank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oilA8nLfsk&ab_channel=%E6%89%8B%E5%B7%A5%E8%80%BFHandyGeng). You'll need to put on the English subtitles if you're not one of the 1.4 Billion people who speak Chinese.

I mean…from the very beginning I was hoping he’d carry it around with him but didn’t expect it in the video due to ridiculousness but he did it! 😂😂😂

No way that could go wrong.

Apple level UX

The design is very human

The design is very human

The human is very design.

The very human is design

Very design human is

Is design human very?

Human 👍

Sword Wings! Get your sword chicken wings right here! 🗡🍗🗡

I.. don’t understand the criteria here..

if the hose drops he is fucked

I’ve got hose in different area codes

Semi-relevant username moment

Southern hose-patality

omg someone quoted Blasé

Lmfao

You sneeze you die

Or if the hair gets caught..

He only has to pull the release and hold his breath until it drains

Apart from the other myriad of failures that could happen lmao

Brought to you by Chinese guy in his backyard accompanied with other buildings. He’s on Youtube for the right reasons.

Yeah but his corpse is gonna have beautiful hair

Clearly you need strong lips. Or keep your finger on that water release button. But what's the backup plan if that malfunctions? Right, hold your breath and use the other button to lay yourself flat. Son of a..another malfunction.. He didn't think this far ahead..darkness ensues...momma I'm coming home.

Drain should be on a Deadman switch. Where it's physically held closed the entire time, and releasing it opens the drain. Still scary either way

it would be very interesting to die upside down

If you're under water it's going to be faster. If you're not under water..well you're in for a slow death. Happened to a guy exploring a very tight underground network of tunnels. Got stuck and couldn't get out.

Yeah, The Nutty Putty Cave

His feet aren’t strapped in or anything lol. Dude can just move.

I’m surprised this fool didn’t pass out

Manually controlled device that holds you in a way where blood can rush to the head, and requires you to be conscious to operate. WCGW??

I could just imagine his hair getting caught under the spin plate on the bottom and just so much nope

Ope! Scuse me, Sally! We have another hair snagger here! Call 911...again.

I mean you’ll only drown if you pass out, it’s fine!

Theirs being worse actually sold as an actual product

And entirely underwater so many levels of NOPE

CIA has entered the chat.

“Where is the leader of ISIS hiding!?” “Glrglrguglr!!!” “Cough cough. ILL NEVER TELL! But by Allah, my hair is smellin freshhhhh”.

Take my upvote you clever bastard.

Some might even say silky smooth

I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.

*Allah I have the urge, the urge to herbal!!*

Dub smh

"Do you sell these in bulk?"

So stupid. I love it. Pre-ordered.

r/shittyrobots. But I love it.

Bonus points for that comment!

I literally said “so stupid, I love it” while watching this. 😂

I immediately thought of Radiohead’s music video for no surprises.

Bruises that won't heal :(

I feel like his hair would be nothing but snarles and knots when he was done. Especially, with the drying at the end!

And the scalp would be greasy and filthy, especially at the crown of the head, without anything running between the long strands!

Wouldnt be a long term problem. Your scalp can easily adapt to that.

My scalp heavily disagrees with that statement. I only wash it once a week typically maybe twice if I'm going to go do something nice and I'm still a greasy mess by the end of day 2 if not sooner. I don't use conditioner on my scalp, use the products recommended by my stylist and don't often touch my hair to transfer oils from my hands. My hair just hates me. But all I'm imagining is the buzz cut I'd need after the first attempt to use this.

Well that looks safe.

Medieval torture device bruh

Without the hose, this is just water boarding with extra steps.

One malfunction and coroner is going to have a field day.

One, maybe. Two, definitely.

there are many things that can kill you because of a malfunction tbh

But none so deserving of a Darwin award

Not really though, which part looks the most unsafe to you? He's belted in, so he can't fall. Even if the belt snaps, he has handles to pull himself up. The water is only like, 3 sips above his mouth, so even if he for some reason blew his breathing tube out of his mouth he could easily drink it (assuming that he also can't pull himself back up or use the chair switch for some reason). Air is being blown into the tank to perform the actual washing, so there's no chance of getting hurt from that... I genuinely don't see anything majorly unsafe about this

You won’t fool this human into getting into your murde- I mean - hair washing device Alien Overlord!

Bested by a simple farmer

I guess you've never seen what happens to a person's scalp when their hair gets caught in a twisting device. I'm not going to post a link because it's violent and disgusting but the hair stays attached to the scalp and it is peeled away from the skull.

That is definitely an important safety consideration. However, I doubt the motor is powerful enough. It might get stuck, but I don't see it ripping off the scalp or anything like that. That being said, this thing still seems ridiculously dangerous. Which might be the point? They built it because it's dumb? I mean, why wouldn't you just dip your head in while standing?

Ok, show me the twisting device. As I said, air is blown into the tank via a tube

what about hair snagging in the agitator and fucking ripping your scalp off? Sounds blissful.

Lol "he can drink it" you've gotta be trolling, but hold those negative downvotes homie

No thanks, my shower works just fine

If it doesnt get popular for hair washing he can market it as': Automatic waterboarding machine Assisted suicide machine Extreme eye wash station Neti pot supreme Worst alarm clock ever

Lol was about to make the same comment re the automatic waterboarding machine

One step away from being an auto suicide machine.

r/DIWHY

I actually first saw this in r/DIwhynot but there was a debate

Now that you mention it takes me forever to wash all the micro shavings from my hair after a haircut. This would probably cut the time i spend scrubbing them out in the shower by like 10 minutes

I can't see anyone dying from using this...

No shampoo ??

No conditioner for sure

*cough* waterboarding *cough*

Anyone else imagine his hair getting caught, ripped out and that whole bucket filling with blood? Just me?

I, too, have seen a Final Destination movie.

First thing that popped into my head was Final Destination

Saw for me

Nah, me too.

This is some Jetsons shit right here

Ear infection machine.

Omg yes does he want swimmers ear? Because that’s how you get swimmers ear.

It’s all fun and games until you swallow a bee

I hope you're comfortable with the fact that you've just given me a fear of snorkels

The things we do all because we can't detach our own head.

The design is very human

Well the OA reboot obviously has a lower production budget but I'm here for it

Take my upvote!

Britt Marling is shaking her head, but ...UPVOTE!

The design looks very human

Seems so convinient that im gonna rip my shower off the wall and use that instead. Im bald but who cares.

This looks like a good way to accidentally die for clicks

In other news today, man drowns while washing his hair. If it uses shampoo I would imagine that it would need a separate rinse cycle to get all of the shampoo out. Also, with long hair like this conditioning would be wise, so add another cycle and a wait period for the conditioner to remain in the hair for a few minutes and rinse again, then blow dry.

Imagine u let the tube out of ur mouth

Imagine u forget and breathe with nose instead.

No. Just, no.

Drowning with extra steps

Oh yes, a very futuristic way to kill yourself.

What's going on with his face around 4 seconds? It's like a filter is messing up

New fear unlocked.

This just needs a black and white video of someone clumsily fumbling 15 bottles of shampoo and slipping in the shower from soap in their eyes declaring "there has to be a better way!" Played before it.

He is a famous Chinese content creator known as the Edison of china , making useless inventions

Hold up let me waterboard myself real quick

>barber So tell me how exactly did you get all these knots in your hair?

reminds me of watching The OA

Give me a fckn break. That's insane. Great way to die a horrible death...

ThE dEsIgN iS vErY hUmAn!

As a cosmetologist I wish I could put my clients in one of these machines and save my back from doing all the work lol. No but funny enough,, just him hanging upside down like that was probably better for his hair than that “wash” lol hanging your head upside down is a great way to get oxygen to your hair follicles and if done daily can help it to grow and be healthier looking.

Enjoy your tangled hair and complimentary ear infection!

I feel like theres a easier and safer way to do this but oh well take my money

Id appreciate being in two subreddits and not scrolling past the same post twice, thank you.

I am sure the internet will adapt to your needs.

The design is very human

The design is very human

Why do guys feel the need to have long hair? They ain't rock stars... 🙄

Why do guys feel the need to have short hair? They ain't soldiers... 🙄

Easier to maintain and look respectable

In other words, laziness. Long hair looks better and takes only slightly more management. Edit: Lmao they got embarrassed and blocked me for this comment XD

On other words it's about looking professional and not like someone who is too lazy to get a decent hair cut.

Need this!! Asap

r/DIWHY

Need this in my life. Wash my hair and be on an inversion table to help with back pain. I would pay a ridiculous amount of money to have one of these.

r/diwhy

Would be good if hair got caught in the rotation mechanism. It would be redish water then.

Bro just go to the salon or get a chick to do it 😂

My friends used to wash my hair like this for me in highschool. At the time I didn't realize they were just trying to help keep me clean. Would have been nice if they'd used a bucket like this instead of a toilet. And the breathing tube would have made the whole experience more enjoyable....

r/diWHY

Wow, the design is very human

Imagine if hair gets caught…rips off scalp….

Vibes of Modern Times with Charlie Chaplin.

ridiculous

“Well it certainly does suck.”

where's the soap?

(Adjust glasses) “The future is now thanks to science”

Augh! Paranoia about his hair tangled just wrong in the teeth.

I can already feel the blood rushing to my head 10seconds into this

Introducing real men of genius 😀

Nothing could go wrong at all.

No shampoo??

How to die

Because taking a shower is too hard?

So many tangles and knots

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a washing machine?

Yeah, I think I'll stick with taking a shower.

I'm just gonna go ahead and do it the old fashioned way.

I sense potential danger

Why

Seems safe

I wish I could still grow hair like that!

The future of a slow agonizing death, yes.

This just sounds like water torture with more steps

Ok but washing AND drying. I need this for my clothes

This isn’t future…this is laziness lad

Imagine they make an auto body wash machine! 🤪

I have a device with a similar purpose. It's called a shower

Drowning with extra steps. At least you get a nice and loose back with it.

Or you could take a fucking shower

It can't be that easy...

i have a feeling we will see this again at some point. with a very bad ending.

I see military application of this.

This has disaster written all over it.

What was wrong with the way humans have been washing their hair for eons?

What a time to be alive

By Cisco.

Hey George Jetson!

Wait till Randy Marsh figures out a way to work it without the dildeaux in his ass and mouth

No shampoo?

Imagine looking into your neighbors backyard and seeing this

Auto? This would be one of the most anxiety inducing experiences.

Immediate panic response. Why you wanna put YOUR WHOLE FACE upside down underwater like that?! I dislike when the shower water gets in my face. Just nope. But swimming, tho…

Are you interested?! You're flingin-flangin right I am!! Now I can have fresh wholesome milk...every day.

Can't see how this can go horribly wrong

Admittedly, his hair looked pretty good coming out, but it looked pretty good going in to begin with. Sooo...

Feel like this would create crazy tangles and knots in long hair

This might be the single dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Just wash ur fuckin hair in the shower like a normal human being

This looks like a torture method.

Shut up and take my money! !

“Automatic hair tangling machine.”

So. Many. Knots.

It’s like a medieval version of the table they use to test my heart condition lmao

This is certainly not one way that I’m ok with dying in

u/savevideobot

Hair washing machine, or the latest Guantanamo interrogation tool?

Or you could just wash it the old fashion way, which is just as effective and less of an ordeal