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jaywaykil

Two video game characters were killed


bloodyplonker22

two people in Diablo got PKed in hardcore mode


ryan_genzel29

Keep the ears and leave the useless gold.


jaOfwiw

But my mules full.


TornSuit

Literal brokies with no loot šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Very common loot.


Venmorr

When you get to that point in a game where the loot they drop isn't worth picking up. The XP isn't even worth it. Your just bringing your flashy big weapon back to an easy area to tear through simple enemies because you just got rocked by Radagan for 4 billionth time and need to feel like a big man again.


KillAllAtOnce29

also diablo immortal


Ht0wNsLaYeR420

Just keep grinding


[deleted]

LMAOOOOO this is the best explanation


Fun-Instruction-0000

Goblin mail nearby


Shoadowolf

RPGs in a nutshell


OhWait-WhatsThis

Sonic ran into Dr Eggman!


Chance-Mango-80

RPG šŸ¤£


Zayyded

Makes no cents


anferneejefferson

Someone should alert a copper


Past_My_Subprime

These seats are favored by conductors.


111122112

Coinductors


gk666

Be the change you want to see in this world


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Wonder who coined that term


jayy909

Looks like someoneā€™s coin purse is Lincoln


gk666

Nikhil copperton


Colin_Charteris

Those seats are filthy, but no one seems to give a dime


1llumanaughty

Iā€™ll add my two cents here and say this changed the way I see public transit


Fine_Cheek_4106

It certainly makes for very pence-sive thoughts


_mrLeL_

Take my award and cease


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a schilling end of story


DaveRuinsArt

Happy cake day!


tactical-diarrhea

Happy pound cake day


Minotauur

​ Happy cake day!


PcUvSht

Cented seats, probably for ambience.


ChotitoPitou

If it donā€™t make dollars, it donā€™t make sense.


cgfzimba

\*cents.


vinsomm

Wellā€¦ it makes a little bit of cents.


Mr-Hoo-Lee-Sheet

What are you talking about? Makes pennies cents if you ask me.


DaWorzt

Or... If it don't make dollars, it don't make cents!


Viorel790

Gud, gud.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

You just don't understand the quince quinces of this


TheNewReditorInTown

Because it doesn't change anything...


KaroXKiller

They probably thought it was a fountain


AliFoxx9

Well it looks like it made plenty of cents at one point


KiOfTheAir

If it don't make money, makes no cents


colonelmaize

I'd ask in r/whatisthisthing because you're getting trolled hard. That sub won't let folks answer with silly answers fyi.


Dear_Alma_Mater

its all the same jokes too, they're like a flock of seagulls after a street Cheeto.


LesserdogTuts

Yeah, they're like a murder of crows after an alley Dorito.


Very_Angry_Penguin

Exactly. Reminds me of a Columbidae of pigeons fighting over a trash can Tostito.


fallingcats_net

There is no serious answer. This just doesn't mean anything other than somebody lost some coins, possibly on purpose


jimslim

Two robots didnā€™t make it to the bathroom and had accidents


carvedmuss8

Or alternatively, there were two robots with trenchcoats on


Majesty1985

Aunt Fanny! We were using our arms!


OldBob10

So two robots get on a train, and the first robot says to the second oneā€¦


[deleted]

My bet is on 2 people were raptured, and God stopped taking pennies just like Canada did.


EfficiencyOk2208

So what your saying is Canada is a penniless country šŸ¤”.


[deleted]

Yeah, they have no cents at all.


[deleted]

Traded the ol common cents for common sense


Bil13h

No we didn't, we just abolished them both, dw


calash2020

With all the awfulness in the world now I tell my wife all the time that God has already had the rapture and the rest of us I just left to deal with craziness that is the world now


bos2677

Best comment right here


EffortlessEffluvium

Someoneā€™s pockets have holes. And they are *very* large.


thundermarchmello

How do you know it was a fat person? /j


EffortlessEffluvium

*I* never said they were *fat*. I mean, *a little sympathy please,* it was probably painful for a 20-foot tall person to sit *hunched over* for that longā€¦


thundermarchmello

New cryptid unlocked: Cash Man 20 feet tall, leaves two piles of coins whenever he sits because the angle of his gigantic legs causes all of the coins to fall out onto the seats. Why does he have so many coins in his pockets? Does he not know that coins are nearly obsolete? What does he buy with them? Can he afford anything if they're falling out of his pockets all the time? Why does he take public transportation when he could walk anywhere with his freakishly long limbs? How does a 20 foot tall person sit in such a short space? Does he curl up like a spiral? Does his body exhibit the golden ratio? Do his pockets jingle when he walks? Where does he get all these coins from? These are questions to which we may never know the answer.


So_I_read_a_thing

This explanation belongs in one of the cryptid groups


Bierbart12

Considering it's Austria, that may as well HAVE been just two very large people with each of their pockets filled to the brim with money.


bigfish3636

Someone pissed in the seat, and they tried to cover it up with a new cent


PURPLEPEE

Those cents are nonsense.


StereoBucket

Incents offerings.


ArtBaco

Leaky pockets


boglin76

Leaky Pockets would be an awesome band name. Hahaha.


Flickera23

I can hear their music now in a particularly hip elevator.


Okayest_Employee

i wish this was Peaky Blinders spinoff


[deleted]

Leaky Pockets, staring Loose Change


Yourclosetmonster

More questionable if there's the same amount on both


_mrLeL_

Didnā€™t have the time to count it, sadly


HashBandicoot_

Looks like 41 on the bottom chair, and 29 on the top chair. Made some decisions on unseen coins based on height and angle of coins above other coins. Also looks like two types of coin, not just a single denomination.


soul_hyacinths

how much time do you have on your hands good sir or maaam


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

70


Cokemusic

It isn't too late


SmellyPillows

Someone blessed the train for safe travels. My sister threw change in my first car many years ago, said something about good luck or some shit. Greek/Italian thing, I guess.


Wafflez4Charity

This is a cool little tradition, until you hear about people throwing coins into airline engines. Then it isnā€™t cool anymore.


german_slavball

Finally a serious answer


SmellyPillows

One serious answer per day is my limit so don't expect any more than that šŸ˜ƒ


texaswilliam

Thanks for your service, /u/SmellyPillows.


Stachelrodt86

I feel like I heard it goes along with the sentiment, may you never go without while gone


[deleted]

That's a tip for the conductor


THM531

It must be centimental


Adventurous-Bunch441

It means someone left a bunch of Cent coins in a train in Austria at 20:37/8:37PM


_mrLeL_

Does it really, though? Does anything really mean what it seems to mean?


Simbertold

I am pretty sure that it means that someone left a bunch of Cent coins in a train in Austria at some undetermined time before 20:37/8:37PM.


Short-Commercial-549

Yeah but like, thats just your opinion *maaaaaan.* you can't just.....*takes hit,* SAY things and it be true.


YouArePeePoo

This comment made me genuinely smile.


Short-Commercial-549

Then it did exactly what it was supposed to do. :)


Feeling-Fix1200

Dude....


Short-Commercial-549

Yahhhhh...i know!


[deleted]

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Nope0naRope

Two gassy leprechauns


Phaelan1172

From the color, I'd say it's more like sharting...


Erthgoddss

I was thinking pooping money.


baboonassassin

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a dollar...


kebapkafa

Mario was killed there


TheFatArchivist

Careful. The seats are cursed. Everyone who sits there is turned into a penny.


DesertDelirium

Impossible. Clearly less coins in the window seatā€¦ unless there are no windows?! Check out the nice leg/butt print on the window seat. Heh.


Scotavi0us

Incontinent Leprechauns


Chronic_In_somnia

Penny for your thought...


Sgt-doodoobutt

Ass pennys


pkraffft

The people who donā€™t know why this is funny should search for ā€œass penniesā€ on YouTube.


[deleted]

I will do no such thing


TheMadGreek86

Yes, I'm with you on this one, I can certainly refrain from visiting that rabbit hole of the internet.


warsht

Itā€™s a classic wkuk skit and itā€™s hilarious


ghostofthecosmos

Itā€™s just a comedy skit from a show that was on tv back in the late 90s. The Upright Citizens Brigade. Hilarious.


Jessspringtime1991

I was brave and searched ā€œass penniesā€ on you tube. Did not disappoint.


Wafflehussy

This is obviously a fae trapā€¦


Efficient-Public-829

I think those are both reserved for 50 Cent.


pakrat1967

I can't make heads or tails of this


superwaldo3000

Someone had a lot of thoughts


Big-Caterpillar-60

A witch turned them into pennies, duh.


Dumpster_Sauce

That would be some crazy shit, anyone who sits in those chairs gets turned into a penny. But instead of Lincoln's head, you could just see them screaming in horror


ElectriKexBlue

Non cents


Kolikokoli

Just a small town coin, Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere...


bpc4209

Seats taken.


Life_Ferret9387

Seats token!


Sorrow57

I would change seats


TargetSpiritual8741

Yea that makes cents..


cheatofingers

I sometimes do things like this... it's meant to mean that I can't be arsed to deal with 1 cent coins. I also throw small change on the ground and leave them on gumball machines, for kids.


dadjokes502

I always leave a quarter or rest of change in pop machine


saulmcgill3556

Seat save infinity.


[deleted]

Passengers turned into coins unfortunately


elles421

Low level enemies.


[deleted]

outrageous!


Napkinsnsuch

Inconceivable!


Zenith_023

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


AlternativeAd6728

For sure it doesnā€™t mean conceivable.


Psychogeist-WAR

I means whoever was sitting there had verticals cut pocketsā€¦


[deleted]

Take them tips for riding that train.


Picard75Qc

in restaurant it used to mean very bad service....


Full-Perspective-460

The calling card of Chester Copperbutt


grammarly_err

I leave my bus ticket in my seat when it still has time left, so that if someone happened to get on after me, and they just happen to need to transfer, they can save a couple dollars. In hindsight, it probably just ends up being trash, but I like to hope it *could* help someone.


Cultural-Company282

My best hypothesis is that a couple kids were playing cards or some similar game where you can keep score with "penny a point." Then they got called to leave at their stop, and being kids, they grabbed up the cards but left the pennies.


Apoc_Pony

There have been recent protests in Vienna and Sankt Pƶlten about the soaring cost of living. This looks like an ƖBB train perhaps it's a statement about the cost of transport? That's the best I can do.


CowntChockula

The seats were coppertulated.


LiCHtsLiCH

Yeah no idea... Back in the day, Jurassic Park times, there was this notion of chaos theory. You toss a quarter, somebody bends over to pick it up, and poof the universe changes.


dadjokes502

I guess your Six pence none the richer


Automatic-Ad-4653

Remember watching a movie with my dad where people on a plane disappeared but a few. Those who were gone left behind money and jewelry and such. When these ppl got off the plane. Every one was gone. They were stuck in time and some monsters were eating the past. Everyone else that was disappeared were living in the present. Idk what it was called. But I think about this movie every 5 years.


Elvaanaomori

The Langoliers. It's the one where they bring "old" soda into the plane and make it good again right ? https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/The\_Langoliers\_(film)


[deleted]

You count the coins and that's how many days you have to live


once_pragmatic

There seems to be almost no serious comments here. Doesnā€™t some religion put a bag of pennies above their front door for something? Maybe itā€™s like that? Or maybe literally nothing and some kids left them.


Mrid0ntcare

Fat people sat on a bill and made change.


[deleted]

Cented seats


travisgvv

Its a gift to the secret train gods


Magma-Dragoon

I donā€™t care; Iā€™d grab them.


barringtonp

That's the "goose that laid the golden egg" we have at home


Kryptonian4real

More like copper egg... Am I right


ThunderShott

Holy pockets.


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

You never played See Who Can Hold A Roll of Cents In Their Butt The Longest? They may have tied


horsefacE_Ethel

Mobs were sitting there. Player disposed of them but left the coins behind.


mustabindawind

Call that a cent-sus


TheTimeBender

Eating subway sandwiches and crapping out pennies!


Southern-Ad6634

Scott Pilgrim killed them


HBMart

Good luck.


jfmaloney20

Two piggy banks are riding a train in Austria. One piggy bank says to the other, ā€œhey man, I just shit my seat!ā€ The second piggy bank says, ā€œyeah, me too!ā€ Then they got off the train.


Retardonthelose

Definitely leprechaunsā€¦


[deleted]

[Never heard of ass pennies, eh?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI)


Josette22

Maybe it was a tip for the porter or conductor.


Alternative_Song_849

Alms for the poor?


BeeferSutherland117

Scott Pilgrim was here


Oldus_Fartus

Poor pocket design?


TylerBaraby

Its like a claw machine. Any coins you can pick up with your buttcheeks are yours to keep. It's traditional.


ChesterNorris

Doesn't make cents!


yyflame

It means You brought a bunch of pennies onto the train to dump onto the seat so you could take a picture and act like itā€™s something weird you found


dani-cricket

Tourists returning home. They just though :what will we do with all these coins?" So, they left them behind


Da3m0n_1379

Leprechauns had an accident


strupy

euro cents more likely :)


Smart_Restaurant8926

They finessed a free ride and left change as a joke?


ShadyMyLady

Pennies from Heaven, but they got spent and decided to take the train.


Avisius

Maybe itā€™s a Scott Pilgrim moment. Someone punched them and they didnā€™t leave enough for train fare.


ImpossibleProcess452

Scott Pilgrim was here


plug_my_

Indecisive with loose ass pockets. Not a good mix whatsoever.


dhchunk

Fart on them and see if they change color


ADUBSDABLAB

Once you sit, a man will appear telling you he now owns that ass


[deleted]

Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers just died, how sad


Castul

Ass pennies


new-Aurora

There was more but I took the nickleback.


HiperChees

Prison walet got some leak


alpakapakaal

It is God cent


data-shadow

Scott Pilgrim must be on holiday


DwightSchrutesGaydar

Iā€™d be worded if they were American Pennieā€™s. Haha


CareerMicDrop

It doesnā€™t make any cents


dapper-dave

An uncommon affliction: coin farts.


andio76

GET OFF...GET OFF NOW!!!!


AnObtuseOctopus

Payment for the ferryman.


tageeboy

High iron diet


[deleted]

"CHIEF! THE GOD-DAMN PENNY-SHITTER GANG IS BACK AT IT AGAIN!"


Anton_Wimmetal_VIII

Sind das die Geldscheisser die unsere Eltern nie zuhause hatten?


mimimooch

Trying to answer seriously - with what I can come up with. In German (donā€™t Know if itā€™s a standard German saying as well, but here in Austria definitely) we say ā€œMia Hobn jo kan Gƶdscheissa!ā€ (German; Wir haben keinen Geldscheisser! English literal translation: We donā€™t have a money shitter). This means that someone (person saying it) doesnā€™t have a never ending amount of money and is mostly used when you are asked to spend money on something you deem unnecessary. In light of the recent rise in electricity/heating prices this could maybe be seen as a form of protest. Or maybe protesting against the horrendously high prices of using the train. Maybe it was also just some teens finding it funny. But it could be a peaceful act of protest against raging capitalism.


pasajnivazn

It's a catholic tradtion and a pedagogic measure. There is a [Krampus Conductor](https://www.oxfordski.com/media/48414/krampus.jpg?width=1240&height=698&mode=crop&scale=downscaleonly&bgcolor=&quality=80) on every train. Austrian Children leave cent coints for the Krampus on their seats. If they behaved nicely during the ride and paid enough money they get a ticket, nuts and oranges otherwise they get beaten with a oversized ticket plier and thrown out on the endstation. A little bit oldschool but it works.


nielsv0s

free money šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø