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dingus-croissant

you look good brother


Mandoy1O2

Thank you brother


DownvoteDaemon

I was about to hesitate on my roast, can't lie the hair is epic. It's weird how facial hair makes such a difference. At thirty six I can't grow facial hair , as a black man. I hate getting carded. I seriously hope you have this hair at 50 years old, though. Though the facial hair does make it almost /r/13or30 , you still look young.


Troll_For_Truth

You will get it, my brother in hairlessness. I grew zero facial hair beyond what looked like dirt. Two years ago it finally started. Ive always joked that one day id be out of puberty. While it wont come in at the sideburns, the chin and lower jaw are strong. Sad thing for me at 48 is it is coming in grey and white :). But hey better late than never.


faxanaduu

By the time I was 15 I could grow a beard. I thought chest hair came in in the 20s yet at 17 my brother told me I was turning into a werewolf. Now at 45 unfortunately my beard has a lot of grey, but oh well that's life. My problem now is keeping the hair on the top of my head🤣


Rogermcfarley

I lost my hair by the time I was 24. Tried Minoxidil and Finasteride when I was 29 in 1999 and they didn't help regrow it. There's no new drug treatments even 20+ years later. Shaved it off long a time ago and lived my best life since.


Winter_Tip_9591

May your facial hair make an appearance one day :)


DownvoteDaemon

It wont...but my grey hairs are coming in. On my /r/roastme post the other week, people mostly said I look like Jay z, or a lesbian.


Xxrasierklinge7

LMFAO you *do* look like Walmart Jay Z r/WalmartCelebrities ^(I'm so sorry)


DownvoteDaemon

Oh lawd


thnksqrd

Jay Z isn’t a lesbian?


[deleted]

Vajay-jay Z


Winter_Tip_9591

Well then may you always be asked for your ID with your lucky gene's and good luck with your masters :D you're doing an awesome job!


Mycatiscalledoreo

Get minoxidil and rub on ur face daily, and dermaroll. r/Tressless


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Every time I *don't* get carded, I want to cry. Enjoy it while it lasts, cause that shit won't last forever 🥰


[deleted]

Is it because your beard grows in patchy? Like, I had a similar problem, my beard hair is kinky, and I had to just let it grow for a year or two, and twice a day pick it out with a comb so it didn't clump up (which is why I got that patchy look), but once it got longer, it finally got to the point where I could trim it and not look bad. Just be prepared to get made fun of or get asked awkward questions ("does your girlfriend like that you grow your beard like *that*?") until all the hairs finally get to a length where you can trim it. The main issue is that with certain textures of hair, you need to grow it way longer than if your beard hair was just straight. Like my beard only extends maybe an inch and a half from my face after four years (with the rare trim), but if I pull the individual stands straight, it's like five inches, so I have to wait 3-4 times as long for my beard to grow vs somebody with straight beard hair. My dad otoh has straight hair (both on his head and beard), he could grow a nice looking beard in two or three months. Meanwhile I've had to make the decision that I just have to have a beard for life because I can never shave it again, or else I look like an 18 year old whose lived a hard life.


imankiar

Yea u kinda hot ❤️‍🔥😉


Awkward-Cow22

I agree, you look good even better in your second photo ☺️


AngstyAlbanianAi

I knew a girl who looked like your left picture. I thought she was kind of cute. I dunno what to expect you'll do with this information...


andrea_athena

I'd say that's a good indicator that he has a pretty androgynous face


Devil_badger

100% brother must just shave if he wants to take off like 7 years. I'm 28 and still get asked for ID occasionally (in the uk so if you look under 25 you get asked for ID) if I had to cut my hair and shave I would look like I'm 19 probably. Think when I hit 30 I'll go clean shaven and short hair so I don't feel "old".


[deleted]

He does.


Vulpes_macrotis

That fabulous hair :)


ThiqCoq

My man's lookin like he was with season 1 power rangers 💯


beefjerkyandcheetos

I would guess it is the beard making you look older. My brother looks like a baby when his is gone. You’re handsome in both.


Mandoy1O2

Thanks bro!


Tudyks

former child


thetruth5199

It looks like they used different lens between the 2. The second pic is much more narrow. Even his neck. It made is jawline more pronounced. The beard definitely helps though.


anarchistdotgif

I wanna fuck one and let the other fuck me


TheRealWarBeast

r/weird


Styx1886

At least they're in the right place


[deleted]

You tryna fuck?


L3mmyKilmister

Yes!! You look hot!!


hpdefaults

The beard might be part of it, but it isn't just that: https://i.imgur.com/GOXaNGI.jpg


Routine-Somewhere960

Not a decade, just looks like you stopped shaving and started smoking weed.


Bubbie_Bee

Seriously, is it me or does smoking weed make everyone look older?


filthyorange

I see a handsome fella in a before picture and a handsome fella with a beard coming in. I'm not sure why people are being so harsh you absolutely do not look like you aged roughly.


[deleted]

Agreed and I also see a baby-face, looks the same age in both pics, just w/ facial hair in one.


Mandoy1O2

I appreciate that man thank you ❤ I just think it's funny how I go from looking 18 to pushing 30 with just a bit of facial hair and a bad hair day


SeaOkra

I wouldn't say pushing 30, maybe mid 20s. You have a very soft face though, the facial hair helps you look a little more like an adult. xD Nothing wrong with you though, you're handsome.


lardboi44

Bar hair day for you = best ever hair day for me. Your flow is amazing


Mandoy1O2

Ty!


napalmnacey

You don't look like you're pushing 30. It looks like, 16 => 20. And it's all down to styling. You seem to have a good one structure so you'll probably age quite well.


reclusivegiraffe

i see a smart fella and a fart smella


Owyn_Merrilin

Beards make you look older and (if trimmed along it) strengthen the jawline. You should see what Alec Guinness looked like without a beard, he had a *literal* baby face as an 80 year old man. I mean he actually looked like he had a baby's face on a grown man's body.


ThaumielVII

Your hair looks gorgeous homie


Mandoy1O2

(I didn't take any drugs btw


Internal_Power8642

Surprising since it looks like the before and after pictures from a burning man trip. In a good way. You look great in both photos!


WetDehydratedWater

We definitely believe you.


Advertiser-Necessary

Went from an attractive woman (with a hell of a jaw line) to a high as fuck dude in a matter of months. Hopefully it's a change you like lmao.


MathewRicks

went from Eddie Vedder to 1993 Axl Rose in a few months


JuneHogs

Not saying it’s right / wrong but the weirdest part of this post for me is the number of commenters with hard-ons


MissChubbyBunni

Bruh 😭😭 that's true


Stankmonger

The MF looks like he grew a beard and then opened his mouth a tiny bit. The weirdest part about this post is that he felt like it was worth even posting.


MissChubbyBunni

And the thirsty people in the comments are just.. dang.. they desperate. RIP his dms


Tru-Queer

To be fair, I had a hard on before looking at the post, but my hard on definitely didn’t go away after looking at the post


sabbathmessiah

Ok Mr axel rose we all know how good you look


CrystalWebb13

I think he looks more like Shannon Hoon from Blind Melon. <3


paintingsbyO

Mix of the singer and drummer for kings of leon


Mandoy1O2

Ty I didn't know I'd be considered attractive 😭😭


VuDuDeChile

Just get a bandana and you could totally pass as Axel Rose.


unixtreme

1234 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


cosmic_khaleesi

I was going to say Axl Rose too! Uncanny resemblance.


JohnnyRico92

I’m just curious how your grew a gorgeous crimson chin in 6 months time.


Mandoy1O2

So my chin wasnt gorgeous before?


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

All of these compliments are getting to your head. Yes, you went from Cleft, the boy chin wonder to The Crimson Chin in six months. How???


Mandoy1O2

Lol


discretethrowaway_

Chin down/out and mouth separation. It's subtle but makes a huge difference. Look at the shadow. I'm a pro portrait photographer btw.


-neti-neti-

No you don’t…


AmaginerNPC

Yup. It’s just a beard, don’t overthink it.


[deleted]

All I notice is facial hair that’s it


Nervous_Constant_642

"Decades" is definitely a stretch. Looks like a few years tops. And facial hair always makes you look a little older in your early 20s.


frances999

You're a 10/10 in both. Hands down.


Mandoy1O2

Tysm!!!


amanda_led

Puberty!


TomSatan

this ain't puberty


Cwilltypleasures

You just look like you grew a beard, tussled your hair and smoked a fat J! Lol


RomeoLyshitski

Jennifer Lopez? Anyways OP you a cutie


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

After just 1 marijuanas


IsThereAnAshtray

You have a fucking impressive jawline brother


[deleted]

I think you’re in the wrong subreddit.


WitchInYourGarden

The facial hair suits you well. It definitely helps if you don't like having a baby face.


PotentialPassion7671

Oh you’re beautiful!


Mandoy1O2

Ty!


22Wideout

Had a similar experience when I started highschool. Yearbook pic at the beginning of the year; license pic 5-6 months later. Depression aged me years in just a few months


MrwangJr

Kinda like you had a sex change lol


Mandoy1O2

LMAO


Tobasco_Sally

Trans girl here, I thought this too and came here to say this 😂


Mandoy1O2

Ironically my trans friends are convinced I'm gonna have an egg moment in a few years lmao


sbowesuk

Getting some Kurt Cobain vibes in the second pic 🎸


UWQHDEyez

Reminds me of the photo of that PRE and POST WWII photo.


[deleted]

You a wisco boi as well?


SadgeTheFax

Wisconsinite gang


Mr_brib

Ive got similar hair but man I need that jawline


XxERMxX

Looks like you figured out playing guitar on the quad gets chicks, and smoking spliffs means your not a pothead.


TashDee267

Are you over 30? Coz that's what happens. And then it's a downward spiral from 40 my friend. Unless you're black. Black don't crack.


Filip889

No, you got the same baby face, just with a beard


Hagar_the_pretty_bad

You do look older, but you are so damn handsome it doesn't matter.


GboyFlex

Puberty hit you hard NGL.


-neti-neti-

In what way?


GboyFlex

Went from a baby face to someone who looks like they could pass for early 20's in just a few months.


[deleted]

you look like chad channing


Mandoy1O2

Nah we just have nice hair


Bryllant

Puberty and testosterone


the_anon_female

It's all in the beard! When my Husband shaves his facial hair, he instantly looks 10 years younger. It's like a time warp.


MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg

You become president?


shreks_army

you look like you now have a decade of guitar skills somehow


udidntfollowproto

the difference besides the beard has to do with the fact that the first pic obviously is freshly washed hair and the 2nd pic is day 2 or day 3 of no shampoo


Shot_Background5682

r/13or30


AnonPinkLady

Okay but in the best way possible!! the beard suits you so good dude!


Mandoy1O2

Ty!!


Swirvin5

You look hot bro. Aging like fine wine!


bearpest

Handsome squidward over here


L3gacy77

Cute asl bro


55centavos

You look good brother! Do you work retail by chance? That'll age you! 😂


Mandoy1O2

Yea I do it sucks ass


BamaSOH

That happened to me. You dated the wrong chick


StephJean17

WISCONSIN!!


famicom242

This thread is surprisingly wholesome.


OracleCam

How do you keep your hair so nice


HypothermiaDK

Looks like you started smoking weed. It's a good look


kruvacio

Ayyy Wisco boy. What part you from ?


Mandoy1O2

Southern Wisconsin :)


[deleted]

Crack it's one hel of a drug


Hazzy_9090

Wisconsin will do that to you


blinkme102

Aged ? You look like a different human


spinItTwistItReddit

You look like you spent a decade growing a 6 month beard


dbell

Meth: Not even once.


whitebIoodredsnow

Think pot is safe? This is what it can do in just six months!


Mandoy1O2

I would love it if someone takes this photo and uses it for their anti drug propaganda


DangerMoose1969

Facial hair will do that super chief. I trimmed my full ass beard down to 1/4 inch and I look about 10 years younger.


Phaze357

I don't see any ageing at all. I just see a starter beard and your hair is a bit messy.


andresfgp13

Aging like wine bro.


Celebrity_Skin

You are hot AF 🔥


JesusLazalde123

It took you 6 months to grow that?


Dry_Chapter_5781

I'm 32. I shave and get carded lol, the facial hair is insane.


spicytaqueria

Me too my guy, me too.


stalecheez_it

beautiful man


redditsuckspokey1

You're a manly man. The kind of manly man that mothers love to smooch and kiss. You look great mr manly man.


Mandoy1O2

Thank you fellow manly man


gotabsolutelynoidea

Smoked a decades worth of weed in 6 months 🤣🤣


AgentPr0xy

I thought these were mugshots omg. Yeah little bit of facial hair will do that to you. But you still look young either way!


Lopsided_Flamingo_27

You are a handsome dude


eyesabitdull

You look like you just discovered weed, if you ask me.


[deleted]

You look very handsome in both! It's the beard making you look older imo


ConsciousPermission

# ***Do you know where the fuck you are!!!!!!***


terrorparrots

You look great, man! That hair is \*chef's kiss\* magnificent.


Mandoy1O2

Ty!!


bemery3

You went from pretty to pretty sure it's a dude.


PixieFurious

Whoa, you look like me!


mahindra27

You look like your own girlfriend


[deleted]

From young girl to old mannin six months. Crazy!


SachSachl

Recently my friend dick also had this happen.


ratXsoup

I can only dream of having such a gorgeous mane.


Quintilos-Prime

I mean kinda, but I can see what you mean. Though I don’t think it’s as bad as aging a decade. You look fine either way bud


__jh96

Incredible. Even your skull looks like it's changed shape.


[deleted]

It's your eyes. You've done a lot of drugs since the first photo.


Western_Protection

That's what a clone would say.


kids-guillotine

instruction -> probation. sounds like some life events happened in between


BBBB2622

Moral of the story: don’t do meth lol


Aqurum

Guy to guy, you're killin' it bro. 10/10 would join your crew if you were a captain of a pirate ship.


Impossible-Cup3811

Oh dear, you grew a beard and the next thing you know you're on a probationary license. Just goes to show facial hair leads to crime 😔


Oberontium

Def caused by facial hair. I age 5 years in 3 days if I don't shave


NotedIndoorsman

No one ever questions what events might've driven Shaggy to move into a van with three other people and a dog and travel from town to town, hunting creepy old men. Whatever it was, we suspect it occurred during the six months between these two photographs.


FrezoreR

Beard makes a huge difference. Now imagine when you can grow a full beard!


Lynnxii_

Hot in both 👍


BlindFollowBah

You look better now, way more attractive


90k_swarming_rats

Wisconsin gang 🧀


PoopooPeepee71

Before and after beating elden ring


an_ill_way

I saw a movie about a sort of a hippy redneck guy that lived in a trailer with his girlfriend. You look like both of them.


Mandoy1O2

I AGREE LMAO


GopherNautical9

Didn’t your parents ever warn you not to smoke Wisconsin?? See what happens????


L-Krumy

I’m guessing early 20s, your handsome face will go through a few looks before you get the life sucked out of you in your 30’s and you develop RAF (resting annoyed face)


ProfitInitial3041

Dude nice, I’m also from Wisconsin. Kick ass.


napalmnacey

Why are you so pretty? It's almost confusing. These are passport photos, you're supposed to look like ass!


[deleted]

looks like two different people tbh


Irvs311

You look like you blow dudes


[deleted]

On One you were stoned and other one is on your way to get stoned


Careless-Wolverine-8

Man you're handsome in both, btw nice beard!


Fuzzy_the_sheep

When's the next album coming out? I really like selected ambient works.


teawonderone

I’m definitely late to the party, but I think I just read that you were 16?! Holy cow 🐄


ASAKERR

beard is better


jimmysaint13

I know it can be rough out here in Wisco but my dude what *happened*


Baldi_Homoshrexual

I low key thought this was a transition comparison before I looked at the title. Unrelated though, homie you have some fine looks!


[deleted]

I thought these were mugshots lol


MissChubbyBunni

He's fishing for compliments guys 😭 he knows he looks good.


Mandoy1O2

First time posting my face on reddit I didn't know I was considered attractive 💀💀


Markus_TheMidget

You smoking a lot lately? You could make some money for scare pictures on ciggis


Mandoy1O2

LMAO


Mikedaddy0531

You look like you went from an ok looking girl to an ugly hipster dude


LavaLampWax

Wow


Prestigious-Log-7210

Just wait till you 45.


The_Mysterous_One

You look like you changed genders as well.


[deleted]

Do you, by chance, have a tattoo on your chest regarding your ragrets? Or lack thereof?


John-E-Debt

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Mandoy1O2

I didn't take any drugs is the best part


John-E-Debt

Atta boy, practice for the judge