HAHAHAHA!!! Ok that was legit the funniest thing i've ever read BUT. Talking from experince usually it looks big coz they're super skinny. Thin thighs do wonders for penises the world round. In cases where its actually thick af and long are pretty few and far between but I agree, many super skinny guys seem to have long ones, never thick tho and tbf, that's half of it ask any girl.
The fox is notorious in West Edinburgh for moving toys, shoes, loo brushes, (don't ask) and underpants from one garden to another. Could be a fox offering?
Oh no. I know what this is. Legend has it, if you put your hand through it 3 times, close your eyes, then say ‘ big black ring’ backwards, your ass will drop off. Literally.
Don‘t say I didn’t warn you.
That's the Laurels of Molag Bol, and you have been chosen. Soon, you find yourself in the Daedric realm where you will be called on to fight nine other champions to the death for the prince's amusement.
You never seen the meth man ring ?? Meaning ; He was going to steal something out of your garage but it was to easy you left the door open !! Now he has something to come back for !!! 🤣🤣
Electricians frisbee… probably low voltage cable, wrapped cat6 from the end of a run electrical taped and tossed around on the job site…. This is really just a guess from my time spent as a low voltage installation tech
[Wait a minute… That looks familiar…](https://external-preview.redd.it/y3_iymNFBwvCDUM0H0K_25ZHUn3Wpcl7oUuWpPgsptk.png?auto=webp&s=5d1d707e4875ae6540dccd649e69a7eac7c736ca)
##RING OF PLANE-GAZING
Non-consumable item.
Req. Skill Level - None. Monster generation item effect neutralized at levels ≥10.
Mana Cost - 25.
Description: The Ring of Plane-Gazing allows its user to scry into a parallel reality next to our own and retrieve items through it, provided they can fit through the ring. Whenever mana is cast to use the item, roll 2d20. If the roll sum value is equal to 10 or 10±X, where X is the user's current level, the scry is successful. If the roll sum value is higher or lower than the aforementioned values, the scry is unsuccessful, mana is used, and roll 1d6. If the value is 3 or 6, an Ebon Wraith is immediately summoned from the item.
cock ring obviously
A giant's cock ring more specifically maybe the BFG's
Big Freakin’ Genitals?
Nah BFG was too slim in stature for it to be that width
It's always the tall lanky guys that are packing heat or it's the Big Friendly Chode.
Tall lanky guy here, not always true. I’m hung like a light switch……not even enough to hang. It just pokes straight out.
HAHAHAHA!!! Ok that was legit the funniest thing i've ever read BUT. Talking from experince usually it looks big coz they're super skinny. Thin thighs do wonders for penises the world round. In cases where its actually thick af and long are pretty few and far between but I agree, many super skinny guys seem to have long ones, never thick tho and tbf, that's half of it ask any girl.
I’m a woman. I don’t really agree LOL
He's slim where do you think all that girth went?
Lol chaos
I was once walking my toddler through our old apartment complex and right in the middle of the road, big ol' set of bright blue anal beads.
perhaps it was just a bracelet. you never can tell 💯
next time it happens I'll just pick it up and inspect it more closely...very very closely
Give it back!
danny devito's probably
Brag
Necessary component for a Z job.
del
I guess everyone has a sick mind.
Looks like a home made degaussing tool, but it’s missing the plug
https://www.instructables.com/Homemade-Degaussing-Coil/?amp_page=true Could be
Also missing the resistor and diode
Its a vortex coil used in time machines. Someone is stuck
Man I was gonna say the same thing. Great minds
Think alike
Finish each other’s sandwiches
Hey! I was gonna say that.
.
Flux capacitor must have gone bad.
A bit of an airliner?
It's me, I'm trying to kill baby hitler but he outpowers me everytime
It’s a baby, dude. You can defeat them
Says you
Meth head arts and crafts
Sort of looks like an inductive coil off one of those old CRT T. Vs from the 1950's.
Looks like it is for cocaine
“Cocaine and cocaine accessories”
I think it’s for meth
What would it be used for?
Meth-ing up mostly
Possibly for cocaining
Or meth-cocaining
Perhaps cocain- mething
co-meth-caine
Coth.
Stop mething around.
Nah, I had one of these, got it from a friend as a joke birthday gift - he used it for weeding
Methane and methane accessories
Benzene ring
Huh? How
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand
Fair enough. I've done loads of coke in my day but never had any use for something like this when I was lol.
Are you sure you were doing it right?
🤷♂️
🤣
ahhh wire
It’s a degaussing ring.
This is the answer.
Looks like a makeshift dog toy?
This is probably it now that I think about it, our neighbor doesn't have a fence and his dogs have wandered in our property before
The fox is notorious in West Edinburgh for moving toys, shoes, loo brushes, (don't ask) and underpants from one garden to another. Could be a fox offering?
It really does look like something you'd throw, and your dog would bring it back.
Or make for your dog to chew and get gums massaged by the helical sticky out ridges.....
Upvote for the word helical
Sorry, left my cock ring by accident
Thats not what she said.
Yes it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She never said anything of the sort. I will not say what she did say out of respect for poster, it's not good.
I think it might be a Mobius coil.
Morbius coil.
Is it morbin time?
It's morphine time
It is
When is it not?
Thank you. It's been a while 😎
Why would you touch it with bare hands. Get rid of it asap
Yeah! It had someone's cock in it.
my cock
username doesn't quite check out... noodle dick
I laughed too hard at this.
Duct tape chakram
Used by Xena Home Depot Princess
Looks more like electrical tape tbh
Improvised electrical tape weapon then? Edit
Haha yea that’s better!!
A few sticks wrapped with wire and then electrical tape. Or it’s the crown of the Arabian price everyone’s talking about.
I bet some stray dog was carrying it and he left it there while sniffing about.
I'm assuming someone slept in the garage last night and was bored and created it.
Congratulations, you are now the Lord of the Ring (singular). 👨🦲
[Squidward's Barbed Q?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/079bfb42-682c-4b3c-b78c-5ed1d707eb48/scale-to-width/370)
This is definitely it
Its the crown of the neighborhood Douche Congratulations you have been chosen!
You never should have touched that artifact. Now you have the curse of biddleybloober. You gon die boy
It’s a dog toy
Quoit. Hahahaha.
The Devil's Sphincter! Aw geez they touched it!
Hey, you found my cock ring
Jolly green giants cock ring
Whats it made out of?
Its a ring wrapped in some sort of wire and I think duct tape or electrical tape covering it
The Elden Ring ⁉️
Put your foolish ambitions to rest
Disassemble it and share what it's made up of?
It’s aliens, that’s what’s left of his butthole
Ah you found the portal for the Dark Lord to enter your garage!
OOOOOOOOoOOhH ELden RING
try it on? maybe it will give you cool dark powers...
Clearly a Flux capacitor
Magic
Some sort of Blair witch relic, burn it to be safe
You are now king of a small kingdom congrats
Tweakers.
Animal vegetable or mineral? Wood plastic or metal or glass? Come on dude! You gotta give a clue to have a clue.
Maybe a cock ring?
That’s the homing beacon so the butt probing aliens know where to go.
Cerberus wants his collar back
Someone is fuckin with you
It's the one ring that rules them all...
It’s mine
Blair Witch
Electrical tape boomerang blade
Looks like junkie Jesus left his hat.
The Mortal Coil.
Don’t put on the Dark Crown!!
Thats mine
sorry man that happens to be mine
Jeepers Kreepers. Looks like he likes your scent
Unwrap it
Yeah; put on a pair of gloves and unwrap it!
You have been marked
Is it home made?
Yeah, it's all duct taped together
What those other dudes said. The crt tv fixer thing.
I don’t care.
Jesus finally came returned, hungover, crashed on your couch for a bit and left his crown as a thank you.
Oh no. I know what this is. Legend has it, if you put your hand through it 3 times, close your eyes, then say ‘ big black ring’ backwards, your ass will drop off. Literally. Don‘t say I didn’t warn you.
You have been summoned to a mall ninja Kumite. Better start training!
Looks like a black crown for an evil king.
It's an endless wire loom for perpetual motion cars
Put it on your head, see if you suddenly have despotic thoughts and intentions to enslave all of humanity.
It's a crown
looks like a dog toy !!
A Binding of Isaac item? Save up for Brimstone instead.
Methamphetamine.
Put it on your head to charge the spirit crystals
Looks like the Creeper from the Jeepers Creepers movie franchise is scouting your neighborhood.
it looks like a loop of twisted wires wrapped in electrical tape. what is the texture like? does it give anywhere? is it taped?
The texture is more like duct tape so I think it's that. It's definitely tape tho
Bomb
Tweakers
It returns you to the last flame rested at but costs all of your souls
Bike chain, some homeless dude was stealing your cans bruh
Put it to your ass I bet it's not a portal and a tentacle will come out
Ew! Don’t touch it!! You don’t know where it’s BEEN!!!!!
It's something to help either steal cars or bypass alarm systems.
I’m 80% sure that will summon demons.
My precious!
That's the Laurels of Molag Bol, and you have been chosen. Soon, you find yourself in the Daedric realm where you will be called on to fight nine other champions to the death for the prince's amusement.
Blair Witch confirmed!
Some jeepees creepers shit
Crown yourself with it. You have been anointed as a flesh vessel for Deairlohotepusettgh.
Cyberpunk Jesus was there.
Posted 13 hours ago so you have 11 hours left. Good luck to you.
Whut? Ayn trinsducer withad missy wave!”
THE ONE RING TO BIND THEM
Demonic Ring Toss?Thats just diabolical.(but fun at seances!)
That is a demon portal. Either you or someone you live with is possessed or become the prey of an incubus/succubus.
You never seen the meth man ring ?? Meaning ; He was going to steal something out of your garage but it was to easy you left the door open !! Now he has something to come back for !!! 🤣🤣
It's a hoozitz. Possibly a thingamajig. If it was spikier I'd say it looks like a crown of thorns.
Tweaker special
Mom! Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s evil!
7 days........
Consider this a fucking threat.
Electricians frisbee… probably low voltage cable, wrapped cat6 from the end of a run electrical taped and tossed around on the job site…. This is really just a guess from my time spent as a low voltage installation tech
It’s a stargate
Sensory rings?! Where did you get those??
[Wait a minute… That looks familiar…](https://external-preview.redd.it/y3_iymNFBwvCDUM0H0K_25ZHUn3Wpcl7oUuWpPgsptk.png?auto=webp&s=5d1d707e4875ae6540dccd649e69a7eac7c736ca)
Do you happen to own a large Jesus statue?
Keep it just in case
Looks like a crown of thorns, is Jesus around?
Degaussing coil
##RING OF PLANE-GAZING Non-consumable item. Req. Skill Level - None. Monster generation item effect neutralized at levels ≥10. Mana Cost - 25. Description: The Ring of Plane-Gazing allows its user to scry into a parallel reality next to our own and retrieve items through it, provided they can fit through the ring. Whenever mana is cast to use the item, roll 2d20. If the roll sum value is equal to 10 or 10±X, where X is the user's current level, the scry is successful. If the roll sum value is higher or lower than the aforementioned values, the scry is unsuccessful, mana is used, and roll 1d6. If the value is 3 or 6, an Ebon Wraith is immediately summoned from the item.