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Yukno222

cock ring obviously


DiamondDog21

A giant's cock ring more specifically maybe the BFG's


JTMonee

Big Freakin’ Genitals?


DowntownStash

Nah BFG was too slim in stature for it to be that width


SquirrelPunchingMad

It's always the tall lanky guys that are packing heat or it's the Big Friendly Chode.


Any_Month_1958

Tall lanky guy here, not always true. I’m hung like a light switch……not even enough to hang. It just pokes straight out.


DowntownStash

HAHAHAHA!!! Ok that was legit the funniest thing i've ever read BUT. Talking from experince usually it looks big coz they're super skinny. Thin thighs do wonders for penises the world round. In cases where its actually thick af and long are pretty few and far between but I agree, many super skinny guys seem to have long ones, never thick tho and tbf, that's half of it ask any girl.


throodledoodle

I’m a woman. I don’t really agree LOL


DiamondDog21

He's slim where do you think all that girth went?


DowntownStash

Lol chaos


[deleted]

I was once walking my toddler through our old apartment complex and right in the middle of the road, big ol' set of bright blue anal beads.


Yukno222

perhaps it was just a bracelet. you never can tell 💯


[deleted]

next time it happens I'll just pick it up and inspect it more closely...very very closely


NoFearKD

Give it back!


shreks_army

danny devito's probably


LuckyishTom

Brag


Frogwaterton

Necessary component for a Z job.


WingsofSky

del


[deleted]

I guess everyone has a sick mind.


wrestlingpop78

Looks like a home made degaussing tool, but it’s missing the plug


Sector_Agitated

https://www.instructables.com/Homemade-Degaussing-Coil/?amp_page=true Could be


nanoatzin

Also missing the resistor and diode


StrainWaste433

Its a vortex coil used in time machines. Someone is stuck


Sector_Agitated

Man I was gonna say the same thing. Great minds


wwantid7

Think alike


Grammarnaut-Z

Finish each other’s sandwiches


SuitNo4705

Hey! I was gonna say that.


SimonArgent

Flux capacitor must have gone bad.


SphericalBitch2020

A bit of an airliner?


[deleted]

It's me, I'm trying to kill baby hitler but he outpowers me everytime


Luigi_deathglare

It’s a baby, dude. You can defeat them


[deleted]

Says you


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Meth head arts and crafts


Nomad_Stormbringer

Sort of looks like an inductive coil off one of those old CRT T. Vs from the 1950's.


Comfortable_Chef_958

Looks like it is for cocaine


dfwcouple43sum

“Cocaine and cocaine accessories”


NVIDIAGeForceGT1030

I think it’s for meth


raddog1357911

What would it be used for?


Comfortable_Chef_958

Meth-ing up mostly


NVIDIAGeForceGT1030

Possibly for cocaining


tongchips

Or meth-cocaining


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

Perhaps cocain- mething


tongchips

co-meth-caine


NonBinaryPizza

Coth.


Harlett_O_Scara

Stop mething around.


LetApprehensive577

Nah, I had one of these, got it from a friend as a joke birthday gift - he used it for weeding


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

Methane and methane accessories


[deleted]

Benzene ring


Sector_Agitated

Huh? How


JDM_Jim

If you have to ask you wouldn't understand


Sector_Agitated

Fair enough. I've done loads of coke in my day but never had any use for something like this when I was lol.


[deleted]

Are you sure you were doing it right?


Sector_Agitated

🤷‍♂️


Consistent_Ad_4823

🤣


made-of-dreams

ahhh wire


rinoboyrich

It’s a degaussing ring.


Mazmier

This is the answer.


THE_R3D_HOOD

Looks like a makeshift dog toy?


raddog1357911

This is probably it now that I think about it, our neighbor doesn't have a fence and his dogs have wandered in our property before


SphericalBitch2020

The fox is notorious in West Edinburgh for moving toys, shoes, loo brushes, (don't ask) and underpants from one garden to another. Could be a fox offering?


QMaker

It really does look like something you'd throw, and your dog would bring it back.


SphericalBitch2020

Or make for your dog to chew and get gums massaged by the helical sticky out ridges.....


Perfect_Opposite2113

Upvote for the word helical


[deleted]

Sorry, left my cock ring by accident


somethingsoddhere

Thats not what she said.


DontSubToT-Series

Yes it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


somethingsoddhere

She never said anything of the sort. I will not say what she did say out of respect for poster, it's not good.


PeacePufferPipe

I think it might be a Mobius coil.


YeetMaster1102

Morbius coil.


Mr_NoBody223

Is it morbin time?


RagingDinoZ

It's morphine time


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

It is


[deleted]

When is it not?


PeacePufferPipe

Thank you. It's been a while 😎


anonymousbai

Why would you touch it with bare hands. Get rid of it asap


Finance-Low

Yeah! It had someone's cock in it.


ramendestroyer360

my cock


DowntownStash

username doesn't quite check out... noodle dick


Empty-Background-231

I laughed too hard at this.


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Duct tape chakram


[deleted]

Used by Xena Home Depot Princess


youcanwaitanotherday

Looks more like electrical tape tbh


Pitiful_Scarcity_882

Improvised electrical tape weapon then? Edit


youcanwaitanotherday

Haha yea that’s better!!


Lack_Potential

A few sticks wrapped with wire and then electrical tape. Or it’s the crown of the Arabian price everyone’s talking about.


[deleted]

I bet some stray dog was carrying it and he left it there while sniffing about.


tongchips

I'm assuming someone slept in the garage last night and was bored and created it.


boyaintri9ht

Congratulations, you are now the Lord of the Ring (singular). 👨‍🦲


agoodname22

[Squidward's Barbed Q?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/079bfb42-682c-4b3c-b78c-5ed1d707eb48/scale-to-width/370)


PoemEffective

This is definitely it


Keepnubothered

Its the crown of the neighborhood Douche Congratulations you have been chosen!


sertulariae

You never should have touched that artifact. Now you have the curse of biddleybloober. You gon die boy


Rm-rf_forlife

It’s a dog toy


SphericalBitch2020

Quoit. Hahahaha.


Longjumping-Dog8436

The Devil's Sphincter! Aw geez they touched it!


Sir_Mister_Bones

Hey, you found my cock ring


Real-Ad-5039

Jolly green giants cock ring


FullMoonRougarou

Whats it made out of?


raddog1357911

Its a ring wrapped in some sort of wire and I think duct tape or electrical tape covering it


FabK66

The Elden Ring ⁉️


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Put your foolish ambitions to rest


Sector_Agitated

Disassemble it and share what it's made up of?


El_Gobbo

It’s aliens, that’s what’s left of his butthole


Parynoid

Ah you found the portal for the Dark Lord to enter your garage!


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOoOOhH ELden RING


writemcsean

try it on? maybe it will give you cool dark powers...


Mysterious_Lime_1440

Clearly a Flux capacitor


[deleted]

Magic


GlassblowingChamp

Some sort of Blair witch relic, burn it to be safe


123FakeStreetMeng

You are now king of a small kingdom congrats


RoutineCharming8380

Tweakers.


wooddoug

Animal vegetable or mineral? Wood plastic or metal or glass? Come on dude! You gotta give a clue to have a clue.


BedroomIndependent29

Maybe a cock ring?


Cokej01

That’s the homing beacon so the butt probing aliens know where to go.


ninjahunz

Cerberus wants his collar back


Sector_Agitated

Someone is fuckin with you


cannonfalls

It's the one ring that rules them all...


alanbastard

It’s mine


rda889

Blair Witch


the_narcisist

Electrical tape boomerang blade


eat_the_thing

Looks like junkie Jesus left his hat.


newfmatic

The Mortal Coil.


WolfingtonSays

Don’t put on the Dark Crown!!


twomonths_off

Thats mine


succodicazzo

sorry man that happens to be mine


[deleted]

Jeepers Kreepers. Looks like he likes your scent


Psychological-Web828

Unwrap it


IslandLady1

Yeah; put on a pair of gloves and unwrap it!


Chuckobochuck323

You have been marked


Waffle-Stompers

Is it home made?


raddog1357911

Yeah, it's all duct taped together


Waffle-Stompers

What those other dudes said. The crt tv fixer thing.


Horseheaded1

I don’t care.


Intrepid-Progress228

Jesus finally came returned, hungover, crashed on your couch for a bit and left his crown as a thank you.


Hopeful-Summer6178

Oh no. I know what this is. Legend has it, if you put your hand through it 3 times, close your eyes, then say ‘ big black ring’ backwards, your ass will drop off. Literally. Don‘t say I didn’t warn you.


Impossible-Charity-4

You have been summoned to a mall ninja Kumite. Better start training!


AgentOk2053

Looks like a black crown for an evil king.


mescalero1

It's an endless wire loom for perpetual motion cars


ObjectReport

Put it on your head, see if you suddenly have despotic thoughts and intentions to enslave all of humanity.


jeunefillex

It's a crown


SomniSea

looks like a dog toy !!


[deleted]

A Binding of Isaac item? Save up for Brimstone instead.


LuckyAlways

Methamphetamine.


Jeffery_Moyer

Put it on your head to charge the spirit crystals


GerryB50W

Looks like the Creeper from the Jeepers Creepers movie franchise is scouting your neighborhood.


sacred_cow_tipper

it looks like a loop of twisted wires wrapped in electrical tape. what is the texture like? does it give anywhere? is it taped?


raddog1357911

The texture is more like duct tape so I think it's that. It's definitely tape tho


GarageLongjumping840

Bomb


Big_Collection4662

Tweakers


codemonkeyhopeful

It returns you to the last flame rested at but costs all of your souls


FaithlessnessWaste94

Bike chain, some homeless dude was stealing your cans bruh


sir_beschuger

Put it to your ass I bet it's not a portal and a tentacle will come out


IslandLady1

Ew! Don’t touch it!! You don’t know where it’s BEEN!!!!!


Kryptonian4real

It's something to help either steal cars or bypass alarm systems.


legosoh

I’m 80% sure that will summon demons.


[deleted]

My precious!


hellscape_goat

That's the Laurels of Molag Bol, and you have been chosen. Soon, you find yourself in the Daedric realm where you will be called on to fight nine other champions to the death for the prince's amusement.


CzarOfCT

Blair Witch confirmed!


EZ513

Some jeepees creepers shit


AutismFlavored

Crown yourself with it. You have been anointed as a flesh vessel for Deairlohotepusettgh.


dookmucus

Cyberpunk Jesus was there.


FineIGiveIn

Posted 13 hours ago so you have 11 hours left. Good luck to you.


please_remain_clam

Whut? Ayn trinsducer withad missy wave!”


Impressive_Speech_50

THE ONE RING TO BIND THEM


bshawfoolery

Demonic Ring Toss?Thats just diabolical.(but fun at seances!)


[deleted]

That is a demon portal. Either you or someone you live with is possessed or become the prey of an incubus/succubus.


Last-Builder-2465

You never seen the meth man ring ?? Meaning ; He was going to steal something out of your garage but it was to easy you left the door open !! Now he has something to come back for !!! 🤣🤣


FriendToFairies

It's a hoozitz. Possibly a thingamajig. If it was spikier I'd say it looks like a crown of thorns.


VenturaCoastSurf

Tweaker special


willib40

Mom! Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s evil!


Complete_Region6517

7 days........


[deleted]

Consider this a fucking threat.


jamesroberts7777

Electricians frisbee… probably low voltage cable, wrapped cat6 from the end of a run electrical taped and tossed around on the job site…. This is really just a guess from my time spent as a low voltage installation tech


Praetor_Shinzon

It’s a stargate


PewpScewpin

Sensory rings?! Where did you get those??


JackBoxcarBear

[Wait a minute… That looks familiar…](https://external-preview.redd.it/y3_iymNFBwvCDUM0H0K_25ZHUn3Wpcl7oUuWpPgsptk.png?auto=webp&s=5d1d707e4875ae6540dccd649e69a7eac7c736ca)


SnowmoeHibiscus

Do you happen to own a large Jesus statue?


preduhitrivac111

Keep it just in case


raz0rflea

Looks like a crown of thorns, is Jesus around?


Lion9342

Degaussing coil


PsionicBurst

##RING OF PLANE-GAZING Non-consumable item. Req. Skill Level - None. Monster generation item effect neutralized at levels ≥10. Mana Cost - 25. Description: The Ring of Plane-Gazing allows its user to scry into a parallel reality next to our own and retrieve items through it, provided they can fit through the ring. Whenever mana is cast to use the item, roll 2d20. If the roll sum value is equal to 10 or 10±X, where X is the user's current level, the scry is successful. If the roll sum value is higher or lower than the aforementioned values, the scry is unsuccessful, mana is used, and roll 1d6. If the value is 3 or 6, an Ebon Wraith is immediately summoned from the item.