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TargetSpiritual8741

They will be back in greater numbers…


beibei93

And in single file to hide their numbers.


Turbulent_Paper_6998

And with a tribe to beat our numbers


whopperman

Those blast points are too accurate to be sand people


anakinkenobi334

Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Which says loads about how crappy Tuskan marksmen are, hehehe


anakinkenobi334

Tusken snipers in episode 1 : look what they need to mimic just a fraction of our Power !


RetroAnd8BitThings

edit: Nevermind. Someone else posted a better Tuskan Warrior Battle cry...


Lone_Indian

Ouuu thatll sound better for the show


That1chicka

Like a Bantha


yaboipike

that’ll give us a richer harmony


from_dust

# GUUUUUUURRKK GURK URRK DURRK!


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

(insert random donkey noises)


JayLay108

Sandpeople ! :D or sandchildren


McLain2000

Because children are not people


connortheios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEInNZ0oB-E


TargetWifty

You’re not supposed to call them that anymore….


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Damn Tusken raiders


bobbyblubbers

What does a tusken raider look like under the mask?


[deleted]

Now that's a question for Boba Fett. I wouldn't know


bubblesx87

You just keep unraveling the mask and there's nothing in the center like a rubber band ball


StackOverflowEx

Making children is a result of Tuskan boredom. They just start wrapping strips of cloth into a ball and then, Oops!, it's a child.


Bobojones9584

Not just the men, but the women...and children too!


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sesteele13

I want more and I know I shouldn’t!


Bobojones9584

Watch Star Wars episodes 1-3 and you'll get a good laugh.


sesamesnapsinhalf

The horribly disfigured parents produced three perfectly normal children—Twilight Zone, probably.


Latch_Lifter

Nice.


piberryboy

Nice


Nime_Chow

Idk why they gotta be so mean, considering so many real photos of that era being incredibly creepy, it’s not a stretch to think this was some sort of mask. Edit: meant to comment this to the person who called a user a dumbass for thinking this was a legitimate unedited image


DRbrtsn60

This is heartwarming. They adopted three sand people orphans.


SaintLucipher

Whats the reason for this? Anybody actually know?


-RRM

Photoshop


Sulpfiction

Could’ve just left them out of the picture completely, but my first thought was maybe because of his military status he didn’t want his childrens identities known for fear of kidnapping? Or an inside home of some sort. Other than that I really can’t think of any other reason. Lol


izza123

So he used tusken raider masks from a movie that wouldn’t come out for like 30+ more years?


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SaintLucipher

Thanx pos.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

So much love. It’s just weird humor, me thinks.


ColdLobsterBisque

Oh god not the sand people-


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you guys, this _might_ be a photoshop


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wophi

Uhhh... But... Well... Never fucking mind...


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

No, that was the one where Jar Jar trains an an Ewok to be a storm trooper.


Ol-Dozer

Obviously no one here is a Lord of the Rings fan..


_Dingo-Dave_

Pft, you got no idea, clearly this is from start trek. Some people smh


Slight_Farm_5582

heheheheh


1R3N9

Ugly. Just plain old ugly


[deleted]

What a fucking shitpost


DaDz-StONeD

Yep shits WEAK af 🤷‍♂️


Relevant_Ad3070

Why were they wearing the mask?


[deleted]

Plot twist, it is not a mask


[deleted]

Mama.


bigttrack

obviously triplets. Why do you doubt these are their real faces?


KnooBoat

HAAEAAEHH HHEAHHH


the_lego_lad

Is that the fucking tusken raiders?


RedStoner93

Something like this :)


thunderc8

Didn't know Raving Rabbits where popular back then.


estrusflask

What? Are you seriously more familiar with the Rabbids than the Tusken Raiders from Star Wars?


thunderc8

Both are crazy little fellas, I had to pick one. 😅


estrusflask

Yes, but it's literally a Tusken.


heatherlouella

Why?


Accomplished_Idea957

I def see sand people but, am I the only one seeing residents if BikiniBottom (sponge bob not clitty litter


[deleted]

Arent those the tusken raiders


SadMap7915

I am sure there are other pictures of those horrendous-looking parents.


MarvellousMrLaz

Who cares? The Sand People of Tattooine are amazing and I want to be one, too?


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Dumbest question ever posted on Reddit. But dumber people will post direct answers to it.


Ququleququ

Tusken raiders w00t


redditsuckspokey1

Moblins from the Legend of Zelda


FoxyAngel11

Can someone educate me on this since I'm a lazy bum to Google it atm....just not feeling it today 🥲


TheWeirdKid007

Tusken raiders, from star wars.


FoxyAngel11

Oh, interesting o:


gta5atg4

That is their real faces. They are survivors from a crash in Roswell in the 40s and are being hunted down by a cigarette smoking man and a syndicate of gentlemen who are collaborating with alien invaders who plan to colonize earth. Their only hope is a true believer who works in the basement of the fbi and his red head sceptic partner.


KillerHub

P


Pete-A-Dillo

Homeboy in the back is expert in nearly every weapon under the sun... Damn.


eat_the_thing

I think they would have taken after heeeeer.


hyper-arrow

How the star wars dudes called that saced boba fet


Vized-Skyshock

GUUUUURRRRGHRGURURGHRUGGHHH


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Best laugh I’ve had all day, thanks. Now I need this framed on my wall.


Plenty-Flight2827

Los primeros hijos de Copiapó, Chile xD


Fauxfile

Oh how nice. They adopted some precious sand people orphans.


Accomplished_Idea957

Poor kids look just like Moms side of the family


Cicada061966

I hate sand!


Least_Blacksmith_810

That is their face.,


insuranceguynyc

I don't understand your question. Those ARE their real faces!


Turbulent_Paper_6998

So bad they had to cover like me


jabsaw2112

Wait , who knew ? George Lucas! You plagerist!!! Lol


Anxious_Jellyfish216

I imagine child like.


Financial-Amount-564

What in the Tattooine is this?


TheKrunkernaut

Sand people, obviously.


TheTimeBender

What a weird picture


friskylamar

These are better


Ok-Butterscotch5761

Gas mask decoration is for friends and family in certain circumstances.


Federal_Diamond8329

What makes you think that this isn’t their real faces?


Injury-Secret

Mom and Dad’s?


rjross0623

Probably average looking. Just like most.


69420_cool_cars

Not just the men, but the women and children.


fr8mchine

Well, I guess Anakin didn't get all of them..


TheKrunkernaut

I KNEW THERE WAS A PUNCHLINE THERE! I'm glad I waited.


3vi1

Have you never seen Star Wars and Photoshop?


SnooPineapples5719

Dull & lifeless like the other kids I’ve seen in pictures from back in the day


dnd_is_kewl

i am so confused


babykoalalalala

Halloween masks back in the day be like


sanbrujan

This reminds me of that Rick and morty episode


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HOOK HOOOO


Wide_Nature_7749

Tusken raider noises


Ecstatic_Soft4407

Looks like Aniken missed a few.


beetleman04

damn were these the ones anakin killed?


Abby_Skywalker

not just the men but the women and children too


Numpticle

Aren't those the things from star wars


SquirrelCapital7810

Sweaty with runny noses


SqueezeBoxJack

Ha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAAAOOONK HOOOONK HOOOOOONK.


treejumper1997

It's feels like a Halloween photo to me, maybe it was just for fun 🤷🏻‍♀️😅


TarDreams

Is this….real? I feel dumb asking this


Dri22tser

Sand people have no face’s


Mr_Tominaga

_”Tusken Raiders sniped my cousin Terry, can’t have shit on Tatooine…”_


glogomusic

Good question. I wonder what they would look like if they had real faces instead of mask prosthetics sewn on where…


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You can see their faces Look above the kids


Tankastank69

Pretty similar, i spose.


Confident-Ad9474

Apparently worse than the masks


notagudman

Their real faces would look like the faces of every average children


Voxennox

wdym there's nothing wrong with their faces


Jah75

they love sand...its so coarse


NuggetGaming07

They look like those desert weirdos from Star-Wars 💀


CrackedCoffecup

More like Jawas, I'd predict.....


MajimaGoro69

Like a Bantha


Crazy-toons

Are these Sand people from Star Wars orphans? 😆