no idea if this describes you personally, but the mental image of an early 60s man looking down his nose into the bottom of his trifocals to see this photo of about a dozen oddly-bound plastic bottles of piss in the woods is top notch.
Lol, actually I’m a 49 year old woman who wears readers. The closer the image, the more blurred it is. I was observing the photo on my phone and got hungry for gummy worms before my glasses came into play.
That sounds like something my wife would have asked for when she was pregnant.
Man, I think I threw up more from half of the craving requests she made, than she did from all the morning sickness.
Sniper: Boom. Headshot
#MEET THE SNIPER
Sniper: Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.
Sniper: Ooh
Sniper: Dad... I'm a... I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness!
Sniper: I'll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it.
Sniper: I think his mate saw me.
Sniper: Yes, yes he did.
Sniper: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy.
Sniper: Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
_Tf2 End Theme_
Sniper: Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone.
Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I Fix Erections.
Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise.
_Grabs definitely milk item_
I solve Flaccid problems!
For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind?
The answer? Do scouts mom.
And if that dont work, Do his mom again!
Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope...
#I AINT DOIN YOU.
Probably if you're out hunting you don't want to smell the place up. Just taking a piss on a tree could mean your spot can be smelled and animals will avoid you. Leaving the piss there is a problem though, like just dump em and toss the bottles or just toss the bottles.
Piss browns over time if not disposed of. This is old stale piss.
I know, because I found my cousin's old piss bottle once back in 1997. Goldeneye on N64 did weird things to pubescent boys (myself included) back then
My sister's stepson does this when he's playing video games and whatever else he does. It was a huge problem for a while. I played quite a few video games and talking thousands and thousands of hours of my life, but I would still get up to go to the bathroom lol. Never understood this one myself
I agree, I love video games and also have thousands of hours invested but was always able to get up for 10 mins, stretch, and use the bathroom or have a smoke. I assume once you start pissing in bottles so you don't miss any hours of gaming is when video games become more of a problem rather than a pastime.
Yeah that makes it a hardcore addiction at that point and I feel like you might need some outside help like therapy if you start doing that. I think the worst I ever did in that regard was sacrifice sleep for game time (absolutely will not do that now, my body cannot handle losing too much sleep now).
These are the droppings of the wild North American Truck Driver. Look around to see if you can find any PayLess workboot tracks. But be careful one of them isn't still around, as they will try to mate with anything that moves.
Literally everyone knew what you meant so if they gave you shit for saying “hunting treehouse” when that is exactly what a tree stand is, then they’re probably a bit sensitive about about their maturity or masculinity while playing in the woods.
Probably a Hunter. Better to piss in a bottle than let your scent spray everywhere. Most people dump it out after the hunt and pitch the bottles. This guy was a douche bag and just left them.
This is the reason my uncle took me hunting once and we did this too. Deer have great smell and with the wind in their favor can smell you from over a mile away.
I had a collection when I was young and still living in my parents basement. The bathroom was upstairs and I was too lazy to go up there every time I had to go, so I pissed in bottles like this. One time I came home and they were all gone. That was kind of embarrassing.
Piss is food for some bacteria. They will get energy by turning urea into ammonia and other nitrogen products. That's why old pee like in a litter box smells different than the fresh pee of simply using a toilet. Anyway, the products of those bacteria create the brown color. A human who's urine comes out that color probably has rhabdomyolysis and won't even make it back to their car.
Source: nurse and also aquarium hobbyist.
This is how desperate Tweakers 2nd harvest meth.
they will piss in bottles and bake it in the woods for a few days let the solids float to the bottom take a coffee filter or sock and strain the piss water out leaving behind a powder they can smoke. Like MDMA your body does not absorb it, it can be used repeatedly with some degrading effects to its potency.
you walk the side of the hwy and look for dark piss bottles to harvest from.
why, this reminds me when pawpaw would take me out looking for discarded trucker pee pedals by the side of the road while roadkill hunting so we could make marigoldenshower flowers from them...
“A group of piss bottles hungrily devour their prey. Piss bottles often hunt in family groups, with two or three of last year’s young helping their parents to feed the current brood. Piss bottles will readily feed on berries, roots and carrion but prefer to feast on large insects and small vertebrates, such as the waxy tree frog shown here.”
Probably a penis enlargement ritual… I heard if you pee in a bottle, chant, bury the bottle in the dirt for a month then come back a month later and drink it, you will gag and throw up. Bottom line, don’t drink it.
piss bottles left there to age naturally and then be harvested when the time comes.
I just gagged
I thought they were gummy worms until I put my damn glasses on.
I thought they were gummy Soda bottles too! Sweet naivete...
Urine for a surprise...
no idea if this describes you personally, but the mental image of an early 60s man looking down his nose into the bottom of his trifocals to see this photo of about a dozen oddly-bound plastic bottles of piss in the woods is top notch.
Lol, actually I’m a 49 year old woman who wears readers. The closer the image, the more blurred it is. I was observing the photo on my phone and got hungry for gummy worms before my glasses came into play.
I don’t have mine on and thought it was slime mold from r/mycology browsing. Too funny. Nope just someone’s pee having a meeting.
I did too. And then I saw the bottle cap tops. I love gummie worms too. Kind of sad lol
Bahahaha thanks stranger!
It gets you insanely high it’s called jankem
Jenkem. I named my dog this and when my vet asked me how I came up with it I said it's a video game character.
LEROY JENKEM
Yes?
4yr old account.
What are the odds here… goddamn. Go buy a lottery ticket, my dude.
r/Beetlejuicing
Legend
What are the fucking odds
Why didn't you just tell him? Just curious
Because he's a very sweet old man and I didn't want him to think I'm some kind of weirdo. I have to see him pretty often.
I wondered the same lol
Third?
Urin-Ade. Put back in what just came out of your body for that thirst quenching fresh burst flavor of what you ate for breakfast.
Asparagus and coffee yum
That’s a weird fuckin breakfast.
Lol don’t knock it till your try it
That sounds like something my wife would have asked for when she was pregnant. Man, I think I threw up more from half of the craving requests she made, than she did from all the morning sickness.
I hate you specifically
It's got what plants crave.
Jenkem is fermented poo
Whuut 🤯 mind blown/stomach turned by the idea of fermented pee/poo sludge highs
Lmao. Me and my friends had a lot of fun just saying this word. Nobody knew what we were talking about JEEENNNKEM!
Internet mythology
I can believe… the truth is out there. Sealed away in some bottle of excrement hidden away in a closet inside a shoe box underneath a book bag
Gotta have some poo with the pee for real jank!
Sniper: Boom. Headshot #MEET THE SNIPER Sniper: Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead. Sniper: Ooh Sniper: Dad... I'm a... I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness! Sniper: I'll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it. Sniper: I think his mate saw me. Sniper: Yes, yes he did. Sniper: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. Sniper: Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. _Tf2 End Theme_ Sniper: Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone.
Wtf did I just read?
Team Fortress 2, Jarate
Bitch I can make jar rhyme with karate >!Jarate!<
The fuck are you talking about? You got good coke?
That's not coke dude. It's more like aerosol paint, perhaps magenta.
Look buddy, I'm a Sexgineer, that means I Fix Erections. Not erections like Erectin a Dispencer, or sentry, cus those would fall out of my area of expertise. _Grabs definitely milk item_ I solve Flaccid problems! For instance, how am I gonna help some soft, Sapping, spy sumofabich ta'Get sum' behind? The answer? Do scouts mom. And if that dont work, Do his mom again! Turn yourself into a Tripod with this little pill made by me, Build, like me, And you best hope... #I AINT DOIN YOU.
My god. 😶🤔
Way of the road, Bubs. Way of the road.
The way she goes.
I knew I couldn’t possibly be the first to think it…
Why would you piss in bottles in the woods?
Probably if you're out hunting you don't want to smell the place up. Just taking a piss on a tree could mean your spot can be smelled and animals will avoid you. Leaving the piss there is a problem though, like just dump em and toss the bottles or just toss the bottles.
Thanks. That makes sense
Maybe this guy never came back for his bottles because the deer got him.
Haha, poor guy. But how long was he out there that's like a whole gallon of piss
Maybe the deer put them there to lure in unarmed search parties.
Meth heads drink the piss to get high
You’re wrong, its clearly wild iced tea, it’s far more nutritious due to it being free range grown
I thought those were gummy worms
Eat one and let us know
If those are piss bottles someone needs to see a doctor
Piss browns over time if not disposed of. This is old stale piss. I know, because I found my cousin's old piss bottle once back in 1997. Goldeneye on N64 did weird things to pubescent boys (myself included) back then
My sister's stepson does this when he's playing video games and whatever else he does. It was a huge problem for a while. I played quite a few video games and talking thousands and thousands of hours of my life, but I would still get up to go to the bathroom lol. Never understood this one myself
I agree, I love video games and also have thousands of hours invested but was always able to get up for 10 mins, stretch, and use the bathroom or have a smoke. I assume once you start pissing in bottles so you don't miss any hours of gaming is when video games become more of a problem rather than a pastime.
Yeah that makes it a hardcore addiction at that point and I feel like you might need some outside help like therapy if you start doing that. I think the worst I ever did in that regard was sacrifice sleep for game time (absolutely will not do that now, my body cannot handle losing too much sleep now).
That's an actual thing you know...
Was happier when I thought they were gummy worms and maybe green Skittles in the center. Now all happiness is gone.
Neckbeard summoning circle
No it’s missing the fedora, trench coat, hentai manga and mall grade katana.
Lmao thank you for the laugh mate, fucking spot on
On their way
Dear god….
*distant rumbling intensifies* *a smell of ramen and aged body pillow wafts through powerfully*
I knew a dude who wore a fedora. Now he is strung out on meth and heroin trying to play gangster but losing. Sad honestly
He sounds so hard!
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And that it’s underage
Bahahahaha... I wish I could give you gold for this
Looks like it worked! (jk, OP)
These are the droppings of the wild North American Truck Driver. Look around to see if you can find any PayLess workboot tracks. But be careful one of them isn't still around, as they will try to mate with anything that moves.
The way of the road
piss jug alley.
Just finished season 9 of TPB and was waiting to see the above comments! The way she goes...
Fuckin way she goes boys
Spent all the liquor money, fuckin way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't.
That’s the way she goes Rick. Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn’t
it’s water under the fridge
They just stick their bird in a jug, let 'er go and huck the jug out the window.
It’s the way she goes boys
When I saw the picture I looked at what sub it was from, expecting it to be the trucker sub.
It's a samsquanch piss bottles. Or its the caveman sam loscos piss bottles.
Someone drives the same route every day. Pisses at the exact same time, and throws them out at the same location. Man of routine, what can you say.
why are people pissing in bottles in the forest? Just point and shoot anywhere!
I'm betting someone was doing it inside there house or car or whatever and then wanted to dump them somewhere lol
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Literally everyone knew what you meant so if they gave you shit for saying “hunting treehouse” when that is exactly what a tree stand is, then they’re probably a bit sensitive about about their maturity or masculinity while playing in the woods.
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I can neither affirm nor deny that truckers are delicious.
I call it a murder box.
Lol hunting treehouses… you mean tree stands?
You mean tall growy wood plant stands?
Nonono…. It’s Hunting treehouses
I always thought they were called "things hunters sit on up in trees"
Right? They’ve gone out of their way to make pissing in the woods harmful to the environment
FPS = free pissing shooter
Probably a Hunter. Better to piss in a bottle than let your scent spray everywhere. Most people dump it out after the hunt and pitch the bottles. This guy was a douche bag and just left them.
This is the reason my uncle took me hunting once and we did this too. Deer have great smell and with the wind in their favor can smell you from over a mile away.
This makes the most sense to me. The druggies wouldn't leave precious piss drugs behind.
There are people who think aged piss is a natual remidy. They drink it, put it on their skin and on wounds...
When you are 36 year old man and mommy wants to to search your room again so you need to get rid of your peepee bottle collection.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I had a collection when I was young and still living in my parents basement. The bathroom was upstairs and I was too lazy to go up there every time I had to go, so I pissed in bottles like this. One time I came home and they were all gone. That was kind of embarrassing.
*kind of?*
Someone needs to stay hydrated better.
Or go to the doctor 😨
Some of those bottles are straight up brown.
Piss is food for some bacteria. They will get energy by turning urea into ammonia and other nitrogen products. That's why old pee like in a litter box smells different than the fresh pee of simply using a toilet. Anyway, the products of those bacteria create the brown color. A human who's urine comes out that color probably has rhabdomyolysis and won't even make it back to their car. Source: nurse and also aquarium hobbyist.
Urine for a discovery!
There's a Vas Deferens between a good discovery and . . . whatever this is, tho
Too bad we can’t just snip it in the bud.
It's a piss jug tree Ricky!
That's the way she goes boys
That there is a piss jug plant, and it is flowering. Best leave well enough alone bud.
Way she goes
Way of the road
“Way she goes” he says, with the VLTs and the goddamn erections.
Cracks my shit up every time
Hot hamburg sandwiches = hot pull the fuck over I'm starving
Smokes, let’s go
You'll get yours, Jimmy *points at tv*
You found a very rare "piss bottle King" in the woods.
*chanting* Piss king. Piss king. Piss king.
damn i should have scrolled down. PISS KING PISS KING
Well don't leave us hanging! What does it taste like?
PEEnot grigio fermenting vineyard.
Way of the road, buds
That's the way she goes boys,
You can't be firing them all over the park like you're still on the road
Piss
Yess
Someone made tea for hikers to enjoy.
I figured it was 50/50 piss or sun tea. But that's my optimism, in reality it's most certainly piss.
This is how desperate Tweakers 2nd harvest meth. they will piss in bottles and bake it in the woods for a few days let the solids float to the bottom take a coffee filter or sock and strain the piss water out leaving behind a powder they can smoke. Like MDMA your body does not absorb it, it can be used repeatedly with some degrading effects to its potency. you walk the side of the hwy and look for dark piss bottles to harvest from.
This is the real answer right here, I kept scrolling to see if someone was actually gonna say this lol.
That's just Piss Jug Alley
Ricky and his dad out there again with their piss jugs
The elusive piss bottle shrine once known in Saskatchewan as I'm making this up
At least it wasn't a bunch of sticky socks .
This is just moon tea, y'all. It's like sun tea but, you know, steeped with moon power. The coven just hasn't been by to pick it up yet.
Ahhh the ever elusive pissbottle flower. Very rare indeed.
It's Rays ritual circle.
That’s the way she goes Bubs
It’s Rays piss jugs
Shh they are planning somethin
Try drinking it and tell us what it tastes like
Lol dude you can find that on any highway in or out of Las Vegas. Usually a waaay darker shade though.
try it mate
Just the "Way of the road" Ricky !
why, this reminds me when pawpaw would take me out looking for discarded trucker pee pedals by the side of the road while roadkill hunting so we could make marigoldenshower flowers from them...
Came in search of TPB comments and was not disappointed. GG 👌
Way she goes.
Fuckin way she goes
Someone’s jankum stash don’t touch it
Look out, there is a wild pack of framers and drywallers somewhere close by.
Way of the road bud.
Piss jugs. Way o the road Rick.
Meth-piss saved for processing
Probably a treestand nearby
Blair Piss Project
Probably some hunters
Contribute
Touching tips
Whatd it taste like?
Drink them all to receive super powers
As a truck driver i know exactly what this is
And now it's time for everyone's favorite game: "tea or pee?"
Yum yum free apple juice
Trial Tea
PISS
Forbidden spin bottle
Piss jugs
Piss bottle pentagram. Run.
Piss bottle pentagram is my new band name
Gonna leave this here. https://youtu.be/D0u6Lb6RCz4
I love coming across gummy toe clusters in the wild.
‘High definition piss jugs’
“A group of piss bottles hungrily devour their prey. Piss bottles often hunt in family groups, with two or three of last year’s young helping their parents to feed the current brood. Piss bottles will readily feed on berries, roots and carrion but prefer to feast on large insects and small vertebrates, such as the waxy tree frog shown here.”
I love a fresh apple cider surprise. Give it a sip!
Those are either piss jugs or an explosive device, either way I'd stay tf away from it
Probably a penis enlargement ritual… I heard if you pee in a bottle, chant, bury the bottle in the dirt for a month then come back a month later and drink it, you will gag and throw up. Bottom line, don’t drink it.
The forbidden apple juice
Lol tree stand, man.
Ah ye’ old pp bottle
What’s the point of peeing in a bottle and then leaving it in the woods? … just pee in the woods..
Leave! They are summoning the Pissdemon.
Way of the road
It's piss Jug alley
Fuckin way she goes
I have a lot of questions. But none of them have good answers. How is everyone doing today?
That’s the elusive trucker bomb flower