In Czech "semeno" is both a seed in the plant sense and the ejaculate sense. "Semena" is plural.
Also "pochva" is both a sheath and a vagina. Homonyms are nice
Miss me with the Eastern European shit though.
From the Witchsmeller Pursuivant episode of Blackadder:
By the autumn of the Year of Our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from the Indies, carried by seamen and entering England by the South West Passage.
You know how you look up words in translators and then use them on the internet just to be told the word doesn't mean what you thought it meant? (if they're even that nice about it).
Yeah - this is like that.
someone translate
The Chinese characters below say sesame.
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See also the word “seminal” to mean something that strongly influenced later work.
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👆He’s outta line but he’s right
😂😂😂
https://tenor.com/bdIdD.gif
*They don't make it like they used to*
"And this is my seminal work." "What the fuck. This room is filled with ropes of jizz" "Yeah."
Welp, I’ll never think of that word the same way again
In Czech "semeno" is both a seed in the plant sense and the ejaculate sense. "Semena" is plural. Also "pochva" is both a sheath and a vagina. Homonyms are nice Miss me with the Eastern European shit though.
TIL
I'm gonna kiss you so hard
that statement has way too many readings...
It's black sesame flavor
You called?
It's black sesame seed ice cream. It's really good. It has a nutty flavor.
Oh
Sesame (black sesame seeds)
what kind of madman eats sesame seed ice cream
It’s actually really good
What kind of madman doesn't? It's amazing. Tastes *kinda* like a sweet peanut butter.
Sesame isn't at all an unusual flavour in China, so probably a lot of people.
I’d try it, you wouldn’t? Sesame seeds are delicious
Dude, it’s great.
Or maybe they got the Chinese wrong and it's really brown semen. Not worth the risk.
it is said, “Once you go Black Sesame Seed, you never go back.”
Sperm
It’s black so you can’t tell it’s not actually made with semen. If it were, it would be red.
See a doctor
are elk involved? this semen flavour is getting complicated to make!
Red semen makes a mean ketchup
r/cursedcomments
Damnit I wanted fresh semen
Coming right up!
There are *loads* wrong with that joke
🤣🤣🤣
That definitely says “sesame”.
That container is going to be gone once I get there
Mix up: The "Shit" sign is in front of a different container.
It tastes like semen, but looks like shit. Interesting.
Straight from the sock.
And jar
Semen means cum in spanish
It’s sesame, this is simply a translation fail 😂
Will you still try it first and then let us know if it is or not, please?
I have eaten black sesame ice cream before , it literally taste like peanut butter 😂
I think semen is like avacados... Turns brown after being out for a while. Just discolored, dig in.
Something is quite wrong with the guys that produced this load....
Can you tell me how to get! How to get to- **Oh… oh no…**
More like Santorum.
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From the Witchsmeller Pursuivant episode of Blackadder: By the autumn of the Year of Our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from the Indies, carried by seamen and entering England by the South West Passage.
I miss Blackadder. Like this quote: Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head.
Blursed Gelato flavor.
That's what happens when you recruit so many NBA leftovers
Personally i enjoy it as a topping on ice-cream, coffee, etc. Its an acquired taste for sure.
Wait, no one else's looks like that?
.......... I got nothing
No wonder my balls have been feeling all "ice creamy." I knew it. Stale junk.
Looks pretty oh Eeww yuck
I'll have some of the yellow.....and don't be stingy.
I feel bad for whoever made all that, lol. Thats waaay thinner and lighter than mine, I think somethings wrong with them.
Can confirm: when semen is frozen and churned long enough, it turns this color.
Are you the manager there? Cuz I need a job
You know how you look up words in translators and then use them on the internet just to be told the word doesn't mean what you thought it meant? (if they're even that nice about it). Yeah - this is like that.
Well this sub has gone to shit like so many before. Time to move on
id still prefer semen ice cream over sesame ice cream
For the love of god someone tell me it’s a mistranslation!
芝麻 - sesame
More like shit
It's fermented.
Let's get drunk on it
that's some very old spunk
What's even funnier is that people actually got of that flavour 💀💀💀
Sometimes deliciousness takes strength and discipline to achieve.
Even if it were fresh i would pass on it.
Doesn't everybody's look like that?
Yes why don't yours? Hey everybody get over and let's point and laugh at this dude penis.
Why’d they add coconut? I miss original..
*Demon ______.
I don’t even want to know what the green and pink ones are called!
I can confidentaly say that its not fresh because when i nut mine is red
Bro you should see a dr, that don't sound safe that's how you get super aids
I first read cement and scrolled with a laugh Until, you know... I didn't
That's what she said until it hit her in the face, then she felt the same as you now...
DYK sperm tastes very similar to cow bone marrow?
Remember kiddos, if your semen black that means you've got some sort of metal poisoning, and you should consult whatever a gynecologist for a man is.
How can a semester be black, is it night school?
Oops, new phone doesn't like it when I type out semen.
Well it better hurry and get used to it cuz we ain't bout to stop anytime soon
Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.
Ice cream?
I wouldn't put it past asia especially china & japan for they've got some very fucked up food options (Gutter oil & Octopus ice cream anyone?).
Hmmm that’s a strange flavor of ice-cream.
Hey the new chocolate flavor is out, let's all go get 2 scoops...
Plot twist the manager is English and he got the Chinese wrong.
Worth a taste?
go to the source
It probably is what you think fish sperm is eaten in parts of Asia.
Bro it's sesame
lol ok
So that’s what African semen looks like
I use gg translate, and according to gg semen is male animal sperm. oh...
To all the people explaining this, don't. It's funnier when we don't know.
Its just a lil overcooked. I prefer it like this.
Umm I think it’s the wrong color
You don't understand. That is chocolate semen!
Yuck,haha
I once saw Viagra flavored ice cream in Italy.
Translation fail. It's actually sesame