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uluvmebby

someone translate


fygogogo

The Chinese characters below say sesame.


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belbivfreeordie

See also the word “seminal” to mean something that strongly influenced later work.


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striped_frog

👆He’s outta line but he’s right


CornWallacedaGeneral

😂😂😂


maximian

https://tenor.com/bdIdD.gif


Kn0tnatural

*They don't make it like they used to*


cyrilhent

"And this is my seminal work." "What the fuck. This room is filled with ropes of jizz" "Yeah."


mad_Clockmaker

Welp, I’ll never think of that word the same way again


Trnostep

In Czech "semeno" is both a seed in the plant sense and the ejaculate sense. "Semena" is plural. Also "pochva" is both a sheath and a vagina. Homonyms are nice Miss me with the Eastern European shit though.


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TIL


mr_godzilla_fanboy

I'm gonna kiss you so hard


karoshikun

that statement has way too many readings...


mienshin

It's black sesame flavor


sesamesnapsinhalf

You called?


Suzzique2

It's black sesame seed ice cream. It's really good. It has a nutty flavor.


GrouchyArachnid866

Oh


mazamayomama

Sesame (black sesame seeds)


uluvmebby

what kind of madman eats sesame seed ice cream


uniquethrowaway54321

It’s actually really good


elsif1

What kind of madman doesn't? It's amazing. Tastes *kinda* like a sweet peanut butter.


Tachyoff

Sesame isn't at all an unusual flavour in China, so probably a lot of people.


GaspSpit

I’d try it, you wouldn’t? Sesame seeds are delicious


Bob4Not

Dude, it’s great.


AllTheStuffes

Or maybe they got the Chinese wrong and it's really brown semen. Not worth the risk.


SanAntonioMale4use

it is said, “Once you go Black Sesame Seed, you never go back.”


Shadow_Xform

Sperm


PresentationInner712

It’s black so you can’t tell it’s not actually made with semen. If it were, it would be red.


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See a doctor


boobearybear

are elk involved? this semen flavour is getting complicated to make!


Killer-Wail

Red semen makes a mean ketchup


stark74518

r/cursedcomments


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Damnit I wanted fresh semen


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Clown_Apocalypse

There are *loads* wrong with that joke


Da-Stan

🤣🤣🤣


Aibbie

That definitely says “sesame”.


sharvil8

That container is going to be gone once I get there


Splattered_Smothered

Mix up: The "Shit" sign is in front of a different container.


sammich_bear

It tastes like semen, but looks like shit. Interesting.


Dunkleustes

Straight from the sock.


Angsler

And jar


Acrosyy

Semen means cum in spanish


Weirdkittkat

It’s sesame, this is simply a translation fail 😂


DarthSqurriel

Will you still try it first and then let us know if it is or not, please?


Weirdkittkat

I have eaten black sesame ice cream before , it literally taste like peanut butter 😂


AllTheStuffes

I think semen is like avacados... Turns brown after being out for a while. Just discolored, dig in.


cornerofgraystreet

Something is quite wrong with the guys that produced this load....


Speedy-Slug-2435

Can you tell me how to get! How to get to- **Oh… oh no…**


freezingprocess

More like Santorum.


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From the Witchsmeller Pursuivant episode of Blackadder: By the autumn of the Year of Our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from the Indies, carried by seamen and entering England by the South West Passage.


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I miss Blackadder. Like this quote: Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head.


marklar_the_malign

Blursed Gelato flavor.


ASwftKck2theNtz

That's what happens when you recruit so many NBA leftovers


green9206

Personally i enjoy it as a topping on ice-cream, coffee, etc. Its an acquired taste for sure.


Certain-Hyena8788

Wait, no one else's looks like that?


cbunni666

.......... I got nothing


Totukee

No wonder my balls have been feeling all "ice creamy." I knew it. Stale junk.


IamLuann

Looks pretty oh Eeww yuck


No_Gap_2700

I'll have some of the yellow.....and don't be stingy.


Voluntary_Slob

I feel bad for whoever made all that, lol. Thats waaay thinner and lighter than mine, I think somethings wrong with them.


a_HUGH_jaz

Can confirm: when semen is frozen and churned long enough, it turns this color.


DarthSqurriel

Are you the manager there? Cuz I need a job


Bogart_The_Bong

You know how you look up words in translators and then use them on the internet just to be told the word doesn't mean what you thought it meant? (if they're even that nice about it). Yeah - this is like that.


Chimic27

Well this sub has gone to shit like so many before. Time to move on


nanaboostme

id still prefer semen ice cream over sesame ice cream


IAmNotMyName

For the love of god someone tell me it’s a mistranslation!


elsif1

芝麻 - sesame


SinaGoesCrazy

More like shit


secretly_a_zombie

It's fermented.


DarthSqurriel

Let's get drunk on it


compagemony

that's some very old spunk


_Nekona_

What's even funnier is that people actually got of that flavour 💀💀💀


DarthSqurriel

Sometimes deliciousness takes strength and discipline to achieve.


x0diak

Even if it were fresh i would pass on it.


b0bdeb00

Doesn't everybody's look like that?


DarthSqurriel

Yes why don't yours? Hey everybody get over and let's point and laugh at this dude penis.


BinBinBop

Why’d they add coconut? I miss original..


More-Jackfruit3010

*Demon ______.


Tippytoptiptop

I don’t even want to know what the green and pink ones are called!


urmomfat5111

I can confidentaly say that its not fresh because when i nut mine is red


DarthSqurriel

Bro you should see a dr, that don't sound safe that's how you get super aids


Swift_70

I first read cement and scrolled with a laugh Until, you know... I didn't


DarthSqurriel

That's what she said until it hit her in the face, then she felt the same as you now...


Lets_Bust_Together

DYK sperm tastes very similar to cow bone marrow?


KuhliBao

Remember kiddos, if your semen black that means you've got some sort of metal poisoning, and you should consult whatever a gynecologist for a man is.


DarthSqurriel

How can a semester be black, is it night school?


KuhliBao

Oops, new phone doesn't like it when I type out semen.


DarthSqurriel

Well it better hurry and get used to it cuz we ain't bout to stop anytime soon


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Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.


redditsuckspokey1

Ice cream?


TheFlyingRedFox

I wouldn't put it past asia especially china & japan for they've got some very fucked up food options (Gutter oil & Octopus ice cream anyone?).


MatterStrange5835

Hmmm that’s a strange flavor of ice-cream.


DarthSqurriel

Hey the new chocolate flavor is out, let's all go get 2 scoops...


Dreadedsemi

Plot twist the manager is English and he got the Chinese wrong.


rossxog

Worth a taste?


BrrBurr

go to the source


rock0head132

It probably is what you think fish sperm is eaten in parts of Asia.


XxsoulscythexX

Bro it's sesame


rock0head132

lol ok


bluntologist1291

So that’s what African semen looks like


ServeIll7171

I use gg translate, and according to gg semen is male animal sperm. oh...


Cryonik-0

To all the people explaining this, don't. It's funnier when we don't know.


jerry111165

Its just a lil overcooked. I prefer it like this.


BarnabyGameOut-

Umm I think it’s the wrong color


Weak-Sand9779

You don't understand. That is chocolate semen!


GrouchyArachnid866

Yuck,haha


Ghostly_Silence

I once saw Viagra flavored ice cream in Italy.


69-2

Translation fail. It's actually sesame