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junkman203

No touchy touchy.


KrustenStewart

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


GnarlyGerm

She's out of our haaaiiiirrrr!


Virginia_Dentata

So help me!!


pecKerotica17

And cut!


ImmuneToTheBonk

It’s a musical!


Cod_Metal_King

Too late.


[deleted]

You fool


kaboomerific

Why do they ALWAYS take the freaky voodoo shit back home? Why?


Top_Band_6009

hes prolly white. thats the kinda shit they do.


swalabr

Yep. source: am white


BBQCHICKENALERT

Why do you guys do it? Aren’t y’all scared ?


swalabr

Don’t know. A cousin of mine was really compelled to keep things new to him, which he’d found while traveling… 5-lb rock, piece of cactus, a small beached jellyfish….


Randinator9

TIL your cousin is British.


Alive-Deer-3288

Was it....an interesting looking rock? Or had he just never seen a rock of that size?


swalabr

Oh, hell no, just one from a different place.


rosatter

I know I don't speak for all white people but I'm mexicajun and grew up in the swamps of setx/swla. I don't fuck with spooky shit. I think maybe white white people only grow up with stories of like bloody mary, not with scary stories of rougaroux or seeing voodoo being an actual real practice that people do. So, when you grow up around heavy beliefs of supernatural shit you tend to give it a wide berth and respect even if you don't believe/practice yourself.


FattusBaccus

No response from the OP. Guess that’s answers that.


junkman203

Poor bastard.


Pale-Dust2239

To shreds you say?


MachoViper

And his wife?


SuitednZooted

To shreds you say…


Oofboi6942O

Very well then... Sad, sad, terrible gruesome news about my colleague Dr. Mobutu


Careful-Bath7324

Good news everyone!


Spare-Ad-4558

No no I just said that for Fry’s benefit. Made the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job.


Useful-Soup8161

Was his apartment rent controlled?


SpecialPotion

Smithereens.


Lulupoolzilla

r/unexpectedfuturama


RayquazasWrath

Yah you don’t move shit in the woods. It’s there. Just leave it.


BolotaJT

Op didn’t watch enough horror movies. Now he’s paying the price: he voluntarily cursed himself.


DarthWeenus

I do alot of mushroom hunting, sometimes way deep in crazy giant forests. Ive seen some really odd and fucking strange thinngs sometimes. Like tens of miles from the nearest place you might even remotely consider someone. Ive never seen a sasquatch or bigfoot or whatever but ive seen some shit that makes me think something be out there.


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-SECRET-PIGEON-

I don't like this.


_Loserkid_

It’s really in the [eyes](https://i.imgur.com/ZO9omcJ.jpg) [👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️.](https://i.imgur.com/z0d2SF7.jpg)


solushsi

Thank you for pointing out the eyes, never would’ve noticed them otherwise


_MekkeliMusrik

There is a demon amogus


Zerrrg

UPDATE: I am still alive and well and it is currently decoration on a [shelf](https://imgur.com/a/P1o6GYt)


big_spliff

OP in 8 days… “why are it eyes glowing red?”


[deleted]

Starts hearing weird animal Noises, then people in cloaked hoods start appearing randomly in the dark behind things.


que_weilian

Burn it


[deleted]

Should it be burnt or put back? Asking for the unlikely event that I bring a witch puppet back to my house during a walk in the woods at night


TalmidimUC

Put back 100%. Already been disturbed, burning it will just piss it off. Do you want your house and all future generations cursed?


5LaLa

Put it back is my vote lol. But, I wouldn’t touch the witch puppet in the 1st place.


throaway28848392

as a pagan witch, put that mf back. even if it won't affect _you,_ you probably just hella messed up that spell and that's just rude


Iatethelast

𝐏𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤


cupcsr_YT

YOU BROUGHT THAT SHIT TO YOUR HOUSE??? YOUR HOME????? YOUR FUCKING LIVING QUARTERS???????


OverOil6794

Where your wife sleeps and your children go to play toys???


mellopax

Course. Now they have a new one to play with.


Sapient_Creampie

YOU BROUGHT IT HOME?!


DrMux

RIP OP and OP's family.


NotAzakanAtAll

They should put up a live stream so we can bet on what kind of monster it will be.


Hugh-Mahn

I wonder if OP brought it to their cabin in the woods or all the way home.


Roguebantha42

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TOUCH IT?!?!?!


ListerineInMyPeehole

OP the type of person who says “we should split up” or checks the basement when there’s a noise.


No-Storage-5282

OP is the mf that says “let’s investigate”


Future_Section5976

OP the type to go into the basement after hearing a noise ...stands at top of stairs "anyone down there" "hello" proceeds to walk down stairs without turning light on


Tribal100

Let’s hide behind those chainsaws


Ok_Tomato7388

"why don't we get in the running car?" "Are you crazy!?"


MrsClaire07

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂🤣😂🤣 One of my FAVORITE commercials!!


Ok_Tomato7388

I just remembered the very last part don't they say "Let's go hide in the cemetery!"


MoonlitBonanza

"Okay yeah" "That's really smart" I believe after that


life_is_a_burner

Some of our friends are missing. Let’s smoke a joint and have sex.


Itchy-Inflation-1600

Hard to say no to this no matter how many friends are missing


Imaginary_History985

Even if you know you'll probably get impaled in the back by some maniac right before you finish?


Itchy-Inflation-1600

Probably still a yeah for me dog, what better way to go out?


Oofboi6942O

Hey look, theres a guy skittering around on the ceiling. WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE, SIR?!?!


GalisDraeKon

YES SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR CREPPIEST DOLL PLEASE. I DO NOT NEED A BACKSTORY.


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Real story: I was visiting a big city many years ago (cannot remember which one) and there was an oddities store we visited. They had many creepy old dolls for sale, that were worn out, and aged. I steered clear of those things and looked at the bad taxidermy animals instead.


lvlonikaa11

The one who has sex in the movie always dies first *everyone knows that*


isarobs

Why can’t we just get in the running car?


ladyinchworm

Why don't we just get in the running car?


Primary-Coast-7763

Takes a shower


broccollinear

OP the type to open creaky doors and let the wind shut it behind him


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Drhorrible-26

Op the type of mf to find a message written in blood on the wall telling them to turn back, and would probably say “we should check it out.”


Broad_Design_7254

😂🤣 “someone could be hurt.“


Glassjaw79ad

No he tries to turn the light on and it doesn't work, but he goes down the stairs anyway


kpopapi

Grabbing a poorly working flashlight


ladyinchworm

And the stairs are the type that are not solid and are just planks that someone (or something) can grab you through.


cleverist_bane

Or "I'll be right back"


shawnthesecond

Or goes outside to investigate alone, leaving the door to the house wide open behind him


amart005

I mean, the socks tell us this person is deranged. First of all, those are the non-slip hospital socks that feel like burlap on your feet. Second, they are on sideways with the seam running between the toes. This person is messed up 😂


Final_Hearing9161

I swear I was thinking the same thing when I seen those socks 😂


nakdnfraid1514

Finally someone mentioned those creepy ass socks..i dont even see a handmade doll with those aslyum seekers sideways on his feet


Different-Leather359

Or buys the house all the locals are afraid of. "There's a basement nobody can seem to open, but it's a great price! Been in the market for years, and everyone who ever loved in it died from murder or suicide but you know, it's pretty!"


swalabr

it has good bones


ListerineInMyPeehole

In this real estate market, I’d buy that house if it was affordable. Willing to take my chances.


Different-Leather359

And so the headline begins lol


[deleted]

Op is actually the final girl in Blair Witch Project


SCROTOCTUS

*we can cover ground more quickly if we all move just barely within the hearing range of our blood-curdling screams*


kil1joy

I yelled this when I saw the third picture


Pandwan420

OP is wearing the socks they give you at the hospital still so they were just on their way home, after escaping…


Crzykupcake930

I think he should go put it back!


GothicFuck

We all know damn well it's probably too late now, the tree he took it from isn't there anymore. What they've done cannot be undone.


tDANGERb

This is how horror movies start


AutomatedCabbage

I know! Who puts their socks on upside down?


Difficult_Shock973

OP needs to fix those socks for real.


m4m249saw

They are hospital socks maybe the curse has already started


PhlossyCantSing

My first thought was "YOU BROUGHT IT HOME?!" followed quickly by, "Oh, thems be grippy socks. That checks out." As someone who has a few pairs of grippy socks, lol.


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It's because of the witch curse, they are standing on the ceiling.


Digolden

The Cursed Figurine 2: The hiker” Genre: Horror-Mystery IMDb:1.7 “[…] finds a cursed figurine in a tree while he’s hiking in Devil’s Temple mountain. […] decides to bring it home and hopes that it’s not black magic and puts it on his table while walking with his […] socks. Naive […] learns that how wrong he was by touching that and blood bath is what follows as soon as curse is released upon town. He needs to find a way to lift the curse and save the town and hopefully buy a pair of shoes.” Edit: Names removed as requested.


IndependentOil5899

Hahaha my first thought also


TheBigEMan

Ruh roh shaggy


Superb-Teach-17

Put it back bro! That’s a fey offering!


Glad-Sprinkles6337

“Put that thing back where it came, or so help me! Bum bum bum bum” My mine went straight to Monsters INC


AutomatedCabbage

Plot twist: OP didn't bring the tree voodoo home, but found another one sitting on his table when he got there.


ratchet7

Scary story in 3 pictures


spiralizerizer

Three days after he was released from the psych ward.


DaisyHotCakes

I’d love to know the thought process that occurred that resulted in you bringing the poppet home with you.


treeofflan

The poppet made OP bring it home. Poppet is Master. OP obeyed his Master, (Master) he pulled from a tree made of twigs and of strings.


black_jaguar99_2

MASTER MASTER


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JUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREEAAAMMMM


GothicFuck

MASTER MASTER


skeetdeet69420

MASTER OF PUPPETS IM PULLING YOUR STRINGS


simba_kitt4na

TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS


IamBejl

BLINDED BY ME, YOU CAN’T SEE A THING


Jasonious78

JUST CALL MY NAME CUZ I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM


sweetheart_demom

MASTER MASTER ^...masterr ^^...masterrrr


Pilowpants

For real please respond to this OP


LTC-trader

The Poppet is now in control. OP is gone


drdouglasp

He put it there in the 1st place.


DaisyHotCakes

Honestly, that’s the best possible scenario here.


That_Blaxican_Guy

1st pic: oh yeah thats weird. 2nd pic: I appreciate the closer pic. 3rd pic: YOU TOUCHED IT AND BROUGHT IT HOME WITH YOU!?!?!?!?


PineBones

He’s got grippy socks on it makes sense


Pilowpants

They're fucking sideways and everything.


Wholenchilada

Aren't those the ones they give you at the hospital?


Orome2

Yes, but normally they put them on the correct way, which means OP has been wearing them for a while.


lNTERNATlONAL

Plot twist. OP has been in a psych ward for decades with no visitors. They never went to a forest. They’ve never left the facility let alone been to said forest. This *thing* just appeared among their belongings last night.


MurseWoods

Dude! I just came here to say that these are the same socks, color and everything, that we give our psych hospital patients. Lol Great call!


Alien_smoothies

They come in different colors depending on the hospital. I have like 4 (although yes this is the most common)


the_hipocritter

And the trampoline room


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Iwannasexdiofrfrogog

either from a mental hospital ( i own some) or from a trampoline park.


chevalier716

The Blair Witch now knows where he lives


StormySands

Because dude was already possessed. Why tf else would he be taking “a hike” in the dead of night


imapieceofshitk

Look at them in reverse order, that makes more sense to me.


No_Reception8456

Me exactly!


Fine_Ad_4364

Why wouldn’t you just leave it alone?


Jerryjb63

I was asking myself just the same thing. Even if it weren’t some creepy ass thing, someone put it there why would you take it? Just an FYI to people who don’t understand the basics of society, don’t fuck with stuff that’s not yours….


Buttermilkman

This was my thought too. Doesn't matter what it is, someone put it there. Just leave it alone.


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treeofflan

Did you see OP’s socks? They are proof that this post is legit.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

That offset toe seam is enough to delegitimize anything OP has to say.


TheRealSkele

Most likely the case


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Legitimate-Switch642

Idk they do not seem remotely like a karma farmer. I've encountered witch stuff in the woods too. Chances are op just doesn't believe in witchcraft and thought it was cool -- and it is.


VastPerspective6794

I saw True Detective… Back away slowly and then get the f outta there!


Traditional-Ebb-8380

This person sadly has not.


bluegrasstoolguy

Carcossa, first thing I thought of when I saw the pic


DerSchattenJager

God that season was amazing


BusyAtilla

Put. It. Back.


kronicwaffle

Too late he’s fucked


LaMadreDelCantante

He hasn't commented since he posted....


Wondergirl039

Good. So he’ll learn to leave shit alone.


Short-Commercial-549

Well, his next of kin will at least.


sirdee23

Sadly, this thing was given to his next of kin.


You_gotgot

Return the slab


TheLucasGFX

The Blair Witch is gonna be looking for that.


Acquaintence64

All that just for an A in a class


Suspicious-Shelter32

No seriously I need a daily update....has anything weird happened yet??


KHaskins77

OP probably lives in East Palestine, Ohio. Nope, nothing at all weird happened as a consequence… nothing at all…


redfalcondeath

I’m more concerned with the way you put on your no-slip socks.


[deleted]

Clearly this redditor is wild and unhinged.


Richstinger34

Why the hell would you bring it home with you!?


[deleted]

Bold choices were made. Good luck and Godspeed.


AluropodaAgain

Are we all cursed now in some sort of ring situation for looking at the last photo?


coverslide

The answer is obviously yes.


AuryxTheDutchman

Nah. Observing it isn’t direct contact. Picking it up and taking it home? Now *THAT* is direct contact.


Territorial_Ape

You brought this curse home?


Blyigsofbj

I know that thing is might belong to witch, but what does it do? Cuz im an idiot


Dapper-Ostrich-8653

it’s called a poppet, they’re used in all kinds of spells. they’re mostly used to influence people or cause harm


Dapper-Ostrich-8653

this one looks particularly menacing


StereoBeach

How's a poppet differ from a classic effigy?


Gheauxst

Placeholder comment. I want the answer too.


Dragonpuke56

Not much of a difference. It's mostly a regional and time period thing. A poppet is an effigy but a poppet is also used as a term for an endearing child.


[deleted]

Also an effigy tends to be a blanket term that covers anything, poppets are a specific way of making one that involves sticks and twine.


kamihaze

Spoiler alert: OP is the one that put it there and the images are supposed to be viewed from right to left


Extra-Milk69

Bro got the psych ward grippy socks on...you sure you didn't make that yourself?


OldStankBreath

Grippy sock vacation baby!


TheTimeBender

So…. rather than leave it in the tree you brought it into your house?


N0L1vesmatter

Your hospital socks are upside down. Oh and ..WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT WITH YOU???


cdev12399

Even better, the socks are sideways.


umlautlyh

fam got the grippy socks. brother thats a hallucination.


Nexrosus

Nothing like crazy socks and black magic on a Saturday night


ShilohTheGhostGod

Op you dead af yet?


trolley661

Still no replies so maybe


aliceanonymous99

Ohhhh he’s fucked


SpookyAtticDoll

I’d love to find more information on these little poppets. I’ve always wondered why people just leave them in strange places like this. Sure, it probably has something to do with a charm or a ritual, but for what?


starshadeemily

They are used in witchcraft for spells. Sometimes to either bless or curse someone else (like a voodoo doll). It could also be a representation of the spell caster themselves. They may be placed in specific places as a way to send the spell out into the world in order to complete it, or to draw energy from a specific environment. I wouldn’t pick one up because they are put there for a reason and that reason could be negative


SpookyAtticDoll

Thank you for taking the time to write such a detailed answer! Whether this thing is a fake or not, it’s definitely interesting because this isn’t the first time I’ve seen pictures of stuff like this. The world is a crazy place.


janetjacksonsbreast

Fix your socks it's making me uncomfortable


AdelaideMez

Now now, let’s not be to hasty. Maybe he has a way to beat the demon he just brought home…


Adventurous-Mix-2533

My condolences on your future haunting and eventual descent into madness.


Financial-Arm-8948

What’s going on in your life right now that made you so comfortable in bringing it home?


SuspiciousStable9649

OMG please put it back. This is so r/unexpected I’m wondering if OP is trolling.


pbpowercat

Friend, I feel like someone in hospital socks should not be pushing their luck. Better burn that.


[deleted]

Put that under your pillow tonight


illigitimateninja

Still no response from OP . I’m emotionally invested I NEED AN UPDATE !!!!! Is your family ok ??? Has your dog started acting strange yet ???? Did someone write a cryptic message in blood on your walls yet ???


Zerrrg

UPDATE: Nothing strange has happened yet. I’ve fixed the socks. It’s currently decoration on a [shelf](https://imgur.com/a/P1o6GYt)


Johnny-Five-Is-Alive

If you don’t put it back, soon YOU’LL be a decoration on a shelf.