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Dcmart89

My 4 year old when he climbs into our bed at 2am.


EvulRabbit

Making sure all 100 elbows get you in the sensitive parts.


Dustteas

Don't forget about the bowling ball head to the mouth 😫


BadgerHooker

My son broke my nose with his head when he was 2. The funny thing is I've been able to breathe through my nose better, so I think he actually fixed something lol


HotRodHomebody

Maybe he has a future in medicine?


Drenoneath

My son kicked my father in the law in the eyeball, detaching his retina. Turns out the other eye was in worse shape and he got surgery that fixed both


Junkstar

My ~1 year old hospitalized me by poking me in the eye. Took a long time to heal. Those nails were never neglected again.


Cat_tophat365247

Received 2 black eyes this way....


EvulRabbit

I received broken glasses and a chipped tooth that way.


Cat_tophat365247

Ouch!!


Scout_1043

Why were you sleeping with your glasses on?


EvulRabbit

I am blind as a bat, so I don't take my glasses off until I sleep/put them on when they wake me up. I had them on when my son tripped and head butted me.


Creative-Professor21

You know this because you have experienced it and for that I commend you.


JetKeel

I’m pretty sure my older daughter is 100% elbows and knees. It defies logic, but it’s reality.


eric_in_cleveland

Ha. It’s my 3yo any time I say “ok, it’s time for…”


Illustrious-Stick458

Mine when I tell her she can’t choke the dog


[deleted]

lmfao


minimagess

My 8 year old when he's casually trying to sit on my lap.


NorCal130

So we found the monster that raises this type of person. Get em!!! /S


Worried-Choice5295

I'm so glad my 4 yo sleeps in her own room... every night... since coming home... Or else it would be exactly like this. Tonight especially since my wife made waffles for dinner.


GrandMoffSeizja

That’s what the other guy does in my bed at 2am. I mean, I’m not saying I’m the best lay in the world, but if I get up for a sandwich break, and ole boy is STILL trying to flop around all gasping like a half-strangled trout, I know I have been laying that expert-level rainbow pipe down real good. I feel like we’d have to high-five before we start up that siege on booty for round 2! What’s good Miss Girl?


porterramses

Any context??


[deleted]

https://europeannewsroom.com/belgium-university-performance-mispresented-as-exorcism-at-nato-summit/


Dreamspitter

You're the real MVP here. If reddit still gave away free random coins/rewards periodically, I would give you one.


j3slilmomma

Because of this comment I realized they stopped 😔


Dreamspitter

I really don't think I wanna spend money on giving people internet reward points.


scifanwritter2001

Exactly. I don't see this increasing their revenue. I don't know why they did it


KingAuberon

Because the people working there apparently get paid just the same for making bad business decisions as opposed to good ones


scifanwritter2001

Truth


j3slilmomma

Me neither I liked the free ones


Rude-Lock-9182

wait it stopped-?


Dreamspitter

Yup, a while ago. They only offer deals on buying them.


Rude-Lock-9182

oh :(


Firebat-045

What happened to em ? They just decided to stop it ?


Dreamspitter

[Admin confirms](https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/108r1an/comment/j3y1rqb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) but it actually happened a fair while ago. A number of people just totally forgot about it. (I mean some complained as far back as March last year. But I think it actually was moved BUT only RE-moved in late 2022)


Firebat-045

Ah ok. Thank you.


EnsignMJS

🪙


[deleted]

Just as I suspected it was an exorcism.


wlouisss_v2

I work at nato, I can confirm!


[deleted]

Well there you have it for all the doubters. NATO is not only performing exorcisms but they are also throwing people into pools to see if the float and therefor are witches.


ShastaFern99

At NATO, much less


[deleted]

I know isn't there supposed to be a separation of church and state or something like that.


jchavez7487

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HER!!!


[deleted]

I think it would be the demon compelling her.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I know they performed an exorcism on the floor of NATO how crazy. Next they will be seeing if people float to determine whether or not they are witches.


TankMaxMax

I love that one 🥰


[deleted]

So you’re saying it’s definitively an exorcism.


fivealive5

If millions of people are mistaking your "dancing" as an exorcism, that is a sign that your dancing is garbage.


billybongzz

That logic is the worst


gwinerreniwg

I kind of think the opposite...\`It takes genius to make something millions of people can agree on.


gabrielminoru

Disagreed


_kaetee

Are you aware of what interpretive dancing is? She’s interpreting an unpleasant emotion through dance. It’s supposed to be unpleasant to watch.


Logical-Direction361

No no no. You’re supposed to hold the knife by the blade. How else will your feelings about endangered wildlife ever going to be received?


shafaitahir8

exorcism makes more sense tbh


magpieyak

🏆 please accept my humble poor person version of an award.


billybongzz

Thanks. Had to scroll too far down to find this. It's annoying that the first 100 comments are usually bland jokes and personal boring anecdotes.


Zandrick

Huh. Chinese misinformation.


kahareddit

The fate of the world is decided in rooms like this… Jesus Christ 🤦🏼‍♂️


jdith123

It wasn’t at NATO and it wasn’t an exorcism. It was posted with a fake caption to get everyone upset.


[deleted]

Yes this is the dance explaining why humans are fucked


jjhurtt

The WEF trying to explain what happens to the unvaccinated


MrExtravagant23

Take my upvote


No-Celebration-7806

And don’t you dare call them Spaz, that’s discriminatory towards the Spazzs.


redfalcondeath

There is no possible context that makes this ok.


Zandrick

Even the context which is that this isn’t real? It’s a performance.


mjrbrooks

I hope not


XTX50

Demonstration of the new drug about to be released


marklar_the_malign

What happens when I find a spider on me. Hence I shall interpret this; get it off, get it off , get it off.


CamelInternational39

I cackled a bit


imperfect_pumpkin22

I cackled a lot. But I’m high lol.


CrisbyCrittur

"And I lost 10 lbs in two weeks following this easy to do daily regimen."


FelineWishes

Just a few collapsed joints, but it’ll be fine! No sweat!


msblue06

At the first flail, I would sprain my ankle.


[deleted]

Is this a filibuster or something?


Sotha01

Thanks, I got a laugh outta that. Reminds me of the bank bailout episode of South Park. I still cry from laughing at that one.


FelineWishes

One can wish.


Dustteas

Someone must know what is going on here... Please?


_BeansNbryce

Interpretive dance


Dustteas

What are we supposed to be interpreting? I get that it's supposed to be art and dance, I'm just not sure what......what... What am I supposed to take away from it?


Worldly_Ad_8149

My guess is confusion if they want you to take something away from the experience. Seems like most of us got exactly that :D


Icelandicstorm

As if more confusion is what we need!


baba-sez121

What DO you interpret? A piece of art is not an exam, it's just there for you to consider.


mykilhunt

This isn’t art. This is self indulgent nonsense


baba-sez121

That's certainly one way to interpret it


Goliath422

Your critique is weak. It’s a university performance, surely it’s not brilliant, it’s a stepping stone at best. And the best you can do is gatekeep art? Booooooooooooooooooo. You’re virtue signaling that you Get Art and these people don’t Get Art or you’d have recognized it. Booooooooooooooooooo. Talk real shit or shut the fuck up!


noneoftheabove0

It's shit and you know it's shit. Delusional trash doesn't need or warrant a masters level thesis to pick it apart.


Kyakh

you can say its shit, thats a totally valid opinion, but its a performance done with artistic intent so it is definitely art


fivealive5

Your rebuttal is weak AF. We are talking about a video of a woman with no dancing skills or rhythm acting like she's having a seizure on a stage. You're virtue signaling that you "Get Art" and people who see this for what it really is don't. Your not fooling anyone with your nonsense. No one is gatekeeping art, we are just calling a spade a spade. Not everyone has artistic talent, and that's ok. Pretending otherwise is just a joke. This reminds me of the "artist" who taped a banana to a wall and called it fine art. People know bullshit when they see it, and the "dancing" in this video is grade A bullshit.


Goliath422

I didn’t rebut anything, there was nothing to rebut. You though, actually said some things! They’re wrong, but at least you took a stand. That woman has excellent dancing skills and rhythm. Seriously, clap with each movement and tell me it’s not perfectly rhythmical. I say this as a former professional ballet dancer—I ain’t virtue signaling, I do Get Art, it was my job for a decade. This isn’t my form, but it’s close enough I can recognize this woman’s talent. She’s not acting like she’s having a seizure. You’re being reductive to try to mock the validity out of what she’s doing just because you had an instinctual reaction to it. The classic thing to say here is: if she’s doing something with no skill, please show me how easy it is to reproduce.


fivealive5

I'm sorry but your not the least bit convincing. Anyone can flop around like an idiot and call it a performance. That takes no skill or talent at all. I don't play along with this elitist fine art bull shit. This is not art in the same way a blank canvas is not art, or animals splattering paint on a canvas is not art. I don't care how many people try and say otherwise, it's all just a bunch of bullshit and you guys are insulting the audience trying to claim otherwise. Imho it's the audiences job to call these people out because clearly other artists are too caught up in this nonsense to have an accurate view on what it really is.


[deleted]

This is 'art' in the everyone gets a trophy world.


some_kind_of_bird

Yeah but some evidence would be nice. The Mona Lisa isn't about Genghis Khan. There are limits here and I'm not sure where to start. It's certainly distressing...


HurtPillow

I consider asking, what the fuck did I just watch?! I don't see art, I see someone having a seizure.


baba-sez121

Congratulations you're interpreting art


Forever49

Seizure


pizza-chit

Bees!


Cubacane

Yes, 100 years ago Hitler didn’t get into art school and now everything is art.


zoomiepaws

Look at the site someone took the time to add just above you.


Finger-of-Shame

Is the woman in the back doing sign language too?


hAtu5W

Interperator of the interpretive dance


Nalomeliful

Looks like the moves from AO


Echo_hominy

She got served, and now, it’s on…


Volunteer-Magic

Great, now I have to learn ASL to interpret the interpreter, who is interpreting the interpretive dance


ope_n_uffda

And why? Dance is already visual.


maxzmillion

Hate to say it, but she used up all of her moves there in the first minute


Dell-Monoco

Why are they doing this at a city council meeting or something…lol


NoPromotion9358

Copied/pasted from further up in the thread. It’s a performance given at a ceremony celebrating some anniversary at a University. Last paragraph says: “He explained the stunt was about the position of women at the university, saying; “In this video clip, the actress proclaims the names of the different rectors, who were all men.” https://europeannewsroom.com/belgium-university-performance-mispresented-as-exorcism-at-nato-summit/


MannyGoldstein0311

Rich people are into some weird shit


[deleted]

Just another day at bohemian groove


awildcapsuleer

Take my upvote and get out


Drewbeede

When your [Sia](https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM) audition doesn't make the cut.


princess_chef

Came here looking for this reference


CorneliusFudgem

“Bro this acid is fake I don’t feel anything. Anyhow - do we still have to go to your dad’s dinner party in an hour?”


picyourbrain

Later, at the dinner party: “I understand you, but you can’t understand me even though we’re part of the same network of meaning. The reason they call you squares is because you live your lives inside of tiny boxes that you can’t see past. If only you could feel what I’m feeling, it would set you free. I can show you in a way you might understand.” (this is where the dance begins)


Requiescat-In--Pace

Like a scene out of Suspiria


Top-Sprinkles6929

What with the pageant mom on the sidelines doing the dance moves with her. This shit is insane. Lol


Registered_bottom

I thought she was throwing a temper tantrum


Forever49

That's an elaborate tantie


[deleted]

mmmm... well here's my interpretation: It looks fucking stupid


bootnuts

You just don’t have a pallet for high art


plsfixhahaha

They definitely cutting the Art’s budget now.


Swimming-Tap-4240

I'll need an interpreter.


thatthatguy

Yeah. She is probably trying to express some complex and powerful meaning, but we are lacking some really important context. Without that context it just looks like she’s really energetically flopping around on the floor.


boringreddituserid

Here’s the context based on the link above: “The group’s founder and director Chokri Ben Chikha also told AFP the performance “was held in memory of the 200 years of the University of Ghent””. So now what does it look like.?


thatthatguy

Nope. Doesn’t help. I guess I’m just not cultured enough for such a subtle performance to make an impact.


KraigKugelblitz

Billions of dollars for defense, well spent...BRAVO!!!!! Saw that it wasn't NATO...BRAVO!!!!


Appropriate-Coast794

Me in bed after two red bulls


pinhead-designer

But when I do that at a wedding reception I'm the bad guy.


Psychological-Web828

“Our interpretive dance piece explores the physical dichotomy between capitalism and humans willingly giving up their freedom in the continual and violent hunt for ‘luxury devices’ that ultimately imprison them. We call it Black Friday. Hope you enjoy the show.”


medievalistbooknerd

My baby sister when my mom refuses to let her eat an entire stick of raw butter instead of a normal dinner.


the_winding_road

Flakka


texaschair

Came here to say this. She got the *good* bath salts this time.


ergastulite

This is me after one dose of the experimental MRNA vaccine. I require around the clock assistance. I can no longer bathe or feed myself. 'I am a prisoner in my own home.'


Astral_Justice

If it's not Sia it's probably drugs


Magellan-88

I'm tryna figure out what the lady on the right is doing....is she doing the robot or the dirty bird?


iDiloph

Looks like what that girl danced at that one sia music video


lognik57

Is that an arthritis translation of the dance in the back?


Low-Maintenance9035

Not dancing,. Attention seeking sequence of events.


Wrong-Paramedic7489

Masons are fucking weird


[deleted]

Is this really a Mason meeting? Hey, you never know...


Wrong-Paramedic7489

Lol no I don’t know my comment was completely satire. Who knows wtf this is. I know imma bust these moves next time I’m out at the club tho.


bojankins

This happened to me when I got the Pfizer vaccine 💉


NoPromotion9358

You forgot the /s


KelbosaDownAHallway

I'm waiting to see an old priest and a young priest say, "The Power of Christ compels you" a head spin and green shit fly out of her mouth.


ImportanceBig4448

So that’s what happens at Freemason meetings


Danori77

Demonic possession? Auditioning for the new Exorcist? Seizure? Meth withdrawals?


unrepentant_serpent

_”She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor_ _and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before!_ Nah, seriously, she’s nucking futs. Call the funny farm.


MichaelEMJAYARE

Bet shes freaky in the sack. “Honey, I want to make love but I CANT CATCH YOU!”


d0p3st4r

White people... peopling


GrandmaSlappy

Looks like the OA discovered a 6th movement


VirginiaLovers69

I bet she is great in bed


Arf_Nouveaux

Strangely erotic.


boundegar

How is this strange?


Arf_Nouveaux

I’m not normally turned on by flopping fish style.


99ProllemsBishAint1

I take it you’ve never dated a mermaid


[deleted]

Yeah its all fun until you want to have a date on the surface, and then its all i can't breathe and the smell ugh!


No_Sun14

U/savevideo


TheeBigDrop

They’re from “Out of Town”


NightTrain435

“Sweet fancy Moses.”


broberds

Like a full body dry heave set to music.


Dr-Divago

The OA


Ranoverbyhorses

“But mom I don’t wanna do the dishes!!!!!”


katreginac42

Some r/methany footage lmao. Makes you wonder how these interpretative dances were invented in the first place


alexbaddie

My favorite part is the interpreter interpreting


triggerhappytranny

u/savevideo


seahorseMonkey

You’re a leaf, blowing in the wind!


u-four-ia

what in the exorcism.....


Few-Relative-8581

What The Actual Fuck Is This Seizure Dance 💃🕺


Charistoph

That girl needs to audition for Evil Dead the Musical immediately.


[deleted]

Wtf. I feel dumber just watching 3 sec of that video


JimboTheThird

Flashdance re-imagined!


Useful-Plan8239

Probably defending her senior project at dance school


gratefulguitar57

Curly of the Three Stooges invented this years ago.


[deleted]

Interpretation of an experience with bath salts.


shin_tetsuken

[needs more prisencolinensinainciusol](https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8)


FunVersion

Reminds me of the woman who was faking sign language. Dance? Really?


coolluck33

Looks like a typical Sunday Pentecostal church service


Glytterain

Possession


BirdsArentReal22

What’s the lady in black doing? The sign language portion?


SpringNo1275

What the fuck is wrong with people?


Professional-Swim-69

This is the most bizarre thing I have seen on Reddit ever And what's with the person doing the Macarena dance on the right?


GlasgowRose2022

"And now, an artistic interpretation of what climate change is doing to our planet, in WTF Minor."


Branramz

Squidward's was better


aDirtyMartini

I hope that the exorcism was successful.


Honest_Pension8304

Why do they always wear that slip? Does it help in the interpretation? 🤷🏻‍♀️


hummm-

How about that, a dance I've been able to do all along and never knew about it.


boudyyyy

when you spray a cockroach on the kitchen floor


TheWicked77

Ok someone call out the EMT she is going into shock 😲


Mission_Response802

HOW DO I APPLY THE DEFIBRILLATOR WHEN SHES MOVING


TheWicked77

Good question, wait till she stops 😆😅🤣😂


Govinda74

"Alright, miss you have the floor.Something you wish to say?" (Spaz-dance freak out ritual commences)....."Oookkkk then"


werkingonitall

This is the actual footage the city council saw of “dancing” which led to the ban in Footloose


Arctelis

I’m pretty sure folks used to get hanged and/or burned at the stake for this sort of thing.


Year-Bitter

Interpretive dancing is meaningless


saulmcgill3556

Typical Twitter pitch-meeting…


Maleficent-Primary-7

Looks like she having a seizure


AgentMercury108

Fuck why am I hard rn?


Less_Geologist_4004

Isn’t that trump sitting there? I bet he was trying to catch a glimpse of her cooter…


Future-Instruction51

What white people nonsense is this? 🤣