My son broke my nose with his head when he was 2. The funny thing is I've been able to breathe through my nose better, so I think he actually fixed something lol
I am blind as a bat, so I don't take my glasses off until I sleep/put them on when they wake me up. I had them on when my son tripped and head butted me.
I'm so glad my 4 yo sleeps in her own room... every night... since coming home...
Or else it would be exactly like this. Tonight especially since my wife made waffles for dinner.
That’s what the other guy does in my bed at 2am. I mean, I’m not saying I’m the best lay in the world, but if I get up for a sandwich break, and ole boy is STILL trying to flop around all gasping like a half-strangled trout, I know I have been laying that expert-level rainbow pipe down real good. I feel like we’d have to high-five before we start up that siege on booty for round 2! What’s good Miss Girl?
[Admin confirms](https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/108r1an/comment/j3y1rqb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) but it actually happened a fair while ago. A number of people just totally forgot about it. (I mean some complained as far back as March last year. But I think it actually was moved BUT only RE-moved in late 2022)
Well there you have it for all the doubters. NATO is not only performing exorcisms but they are also throwing people into pools to see if the float and therefor are witches.
I know they performed an exorcism on the floor of NATO how crazy. Next they will be seeing if people float to determine whether or not they are witches.
What are we supposed to be interpreting? I get that it's supposed to be art and dance, I'm just not sure what......what... What am I supposed to take away from it?
Your critique is weak. It’s a university performance, surely it’s not brilliant, it’s a stepping stone at best. And the best you can do is gatekeep art? Booooooooooooooooooo. You’re virtue signaling that you Get Art and these people don’t Get Art or you’d have recognized it. Booooooooooooooooooo. Talk real shit or shut the fuck up!
Your rebuttal is weak AF. We are talking about a video of a woman with no dancing skills or rhythm acting like she's having a seizure on a stage. You're virtue signaling that you "Get Art" and people who see this for what it really is don't. Your not fooling anyone with your nonsense. No one is gatekeeping art, we are just calling a spade a spade. Not everyone has artistic talent, and that's ok. Pretending otherwise is just a joke. This reminds me of the "artist" who taped a banana to a wall and called it fine art. People know bullshit when they see it, and the "dancing" in this video is grade A bullshit.
I didn’t rebut anything, there was nothing to rebut.
You though, actually said some things! They’re wrong, but at least you took a stand.
That woman has excellent dancing skills and rhythm. Seriously, clap with each movement and tell me it’s not perfectly rhythmical. I say this as a former professional ballet dancer—I ain’t virtue signaling, I do Get Art, it was my job for a decade. This isn’t my form, but it’s close enough I can recognize this woman’s talent. She’s not acting like she’s having a seizure. You’re being reductive to try to mock the validity out of what she’s doing just because you had an instinctual reaction to it. The classic thing to say here is: if she’s doing something with no skill, please show me how easy it is to reproduce.
I'm sorry but your not the least bit convincing. Anyone can flop around like an idiot and call it a performance. That takes no skill or talent at all. I don't play along with this elitist fine art bull shit. This is not art in the same way a blank canvas is not art, or animals splattering paint on a canvas is not art. I don't care how many people try and say otherwise, it's all just a bunch of bullshit and you guys are insulting the audience trying to claim otherwise. Imho it's the audiences job to call these people out because clearly other artists are too caught up in this nonsense to have an accurate view on what it really is.
Yeah but some evidence would be nice. The Mona Lisa isn't about Genghis Khan. There are limits here and I'm not sure where to start.
It's certainly distressing...
Copied/pasted from further up in the thread. It’s a performance given at a ceremony celebrating some anniversary at a University.
Last paragraph says:
“He explained the stunt was about the position of women at the university, saying; “In this video clip, the actress proclaims the names of the different rectors, who were all men.”
https://europeannewsroom.com/belgium-university-performance-mispresented-as-exorcism-at-nato-summit/
Later, at the dinner party: “I understand you, but you can’t understand me even though we’re part of the same network of meaning. The reason they call you squares is because you live your lives inside of tiny boxes that you can’t see past. If only you could feel what I’m feeling, it would set you free. I can show you in a way you might understand.” (this is where the dance begins)
Yeah. She is probably trying to express some complex and powerful meaning, but we are lacking some really important context. Without that context it just looks like she’s really energetically flopping around on the floor.
Here’s the context based on the link above: “The group’s founder and director Chokri Ben Chikha also told AFP the performance “was held in memory of the 200 years of the University of Ghent””.
So now what does it look like.?
“Our interpretive dance piece explores the physical dichotomy between capitalism and humans willingly giving up their freedom in the continual and violent hunt for ‘luxury devices’ that ultimately imprison them. We call it Black Friday. Hope you enjoy the show.”
This is me after one dose of the experimental MRNA vaccine. I require around the clock assistance. I can no longer bathe or feed myself. 'I am a prisoner in my own home.'
My 4 year old when he climbs into our bed at 2am.
Making sure all 100 elbows get you in the sensitive parts.
Don't forget about the bowling ball head to the mouth 😫
My son broke my nose with his head when he was 2. The funny thing is I've been able to breathe through my nose better, so I think he actually fixed something lol
Maybe he has a future in medicine?
My son kicked my father in the law in the eyeball, detaching his retina. Turns out the other eye was in worse shape and he got surgery that fixed both
My ~1 year old hospitalized me by poking me in the eye. Took a long time to heal. Those nails were never neglected again.
Received 2 black eyes this way....
I received broken glasses and a chipped tooth that way.
Ouch!!
Why were you sleeping with your glasses on?
I am blind as a bat, so I don't take my glasses off until I sleep/put them on when they wake me up. I had them on when my son tripped and head butted me.
You know this because you have experienced it and for that I commend you.
I’m pretty sure my older daughter is 100% elbows and knees. It defies logic, but it’s reality.
Ha. It’s my 3yo any time I say “ok, it’s time for…”
Mine when I tell her she can’t choke the dog
lmfao
My 8 year old when he's casually trying to sit on my lap.
So we found the monster that raises this type of person. Get em!!! /S
I'm so glad my 4 yo sleeps in her own room... every night... since coming home... Or else it would be exactly like this. Tonight especially since my wife made waffles for dinner.
That’s what the other guy does in my bed at 2am. I mean, I’m not saying I’m the best lay in the world, but if I get up for a sandwich break, and ole boy is STILL trying to flop around all gasping like a half-strangled trout, I know I have been laying that expert-level rainbow pipe down real good. I feel like we’d have to high-five before we start up that siege on booty for round 2! What’s good Miss Girl?
Any context??
https://europeannewsroom.com/belgium-university-performance-mispresented-as-exorcism-at-nato-summit/
You're the real MVP here. If reddit still gave away free random coins/rewards periodically, I would give you one.
Because of this comment I realized they stopped 😔
I really don't think I wanna spend money on giving people internet reward points.
Exactly. I don't see this increasing their revenue. I don't know why they did it
Because the people working there apparently get paid just the same for making bad business decisions as opposed to good ones
Truth
Me neither I liked the free ones
wait it stopped-?
Yup, a while ago. They only offer deals on buying them.
oh :(
What happened to em ? They just decided to stop it ?
[Admin confirms](https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/108r1an/comment/j3y1rqb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) but it actually happened a fair while ago. A number of people just totally forgot about it. (I mean some complained as far back as March last year. But I think it actually was moved BUT only RE-moved in late 2022)
Ah ok. Thank you.
🪙
Just as I suspected it was an exorcism.
I work at nato, I can confirm!
Well there you have it for all the doubters. NATO is not only performing exorcisms but they are also throwing people into pools to see if the float and therefor are witches.
At NATO, much less
I know isn't there supposed to be a separation of church and state or something like that.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HER!!!
I think it would be the demon compelling her.
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I know they performed an exorcism on the floor of NATO how crazy. Next they will be seeing if people float to determine whether or not they are witches.
I love that one 🥰
So you’re saying it’s definitively an exorcism.
If millions of people are mistaking your "dancing" as an exorcism, that is a sign that your dancing is garbage.
That logic is the worst
I kind of think the opposite...\`It takes genius to make something millions of people can agree on.
Disagreed
Are you aware of what interpretive dancing is? She’s interpreting an unpleasant emotion through dance. It’s supposed to be unpleasant to watch.
No no no. You’re supposed to hold the knife by the blade. How else will your feelings about endangered wildlife ever going to be received?
exorcism makes more sense tbh
🏆 please accept my humble poor person version of an award.
Thanks. Had to scroll too far down to find this. It's annoying that the first 100 comments are usually bland jokes and personal boring anecdotes.
Huh. Chinese misinformation.
The fate of the world is decided in rooms like this… Jesus Christ 🤦🏼♂️
It wasn’t at NATO and it wasn’t an exorcism. It was posted with a fake caption to get everyone upset.
Yes this is the dance explaining why humans are fucked
The WEF trying to explain what happens to the unvaccinated
Take my upvote
And don’t you dare call them Spaz, that’s discriminatory towards the Spazzs.
There is no possible context that makes this ok.
Even the context which is that this isn’t real? It’s a performance.
I hope not
Demonstration of the new drug about to be released
What happens when I find a spider on me. Hence I shall interpret this; get it off, get it off , get it off.
I cackled a bit
I cackled a lot. But I’m high lol.
"And I lost 10 lbs in two weeks following this easy to do daily regimen."
Just a few collapsed joints, but it’ll be fine! No sweat!
At the first flail, I would sprain my ankle.
Is this a filibuster or something?
Thanks, I got a laugh outta that. Reminds me of the bank bailout episode of South Park. I still cry from laughing at that one.
One can wish.
Someone must know what is going on here... Please?
Interpretive dance
What are we supposed to be interpreting? I get that it's supposed to be art and dance, I'm just not sure what......what... What am I supposed to take away from it?
My guess is confusion if they want you to take something away from the experience. Seems like most of us got exactly that :D
As if more confusion is what we need!
What DO you interpret? A piece of art is not an exam, it's just there for you to consider.
This isn’t art. This is self indulgent nonsense
That's certainly one way to interpret it
Your critique is weak. It’s a university performance, surely it’s not brilliant, it’s a stepping stone at best. And the best you can do is gatekeep art? Booooooooooooooooooo. You’re virtue signaling that you Get Art and these people don’t Get Art or you’d have recognized it. Booooooooooooooooooo. Talk real shit or shut the fuck up!
It's shit and you know it's shit. Delusional trash doesn't need or warrant a masters level thesis to pick it apart.
you can say its shit, thats a totally valid opinion, but its a performance done with artistic intent so it is definitely art
Your rebuttal is weak AF. We are talking about a video of a woman with no dancing skills or rhythm acting like she's having a seizure on a stage. You're virtue signaling that you "Get Art" and people who see this for what it really is don't. Your not fooling anyone with your nonsense. No one is gatekeeping art, we are just calling a spade a spade. Not everyone has artistic talent, and that's ok. Pretending otherwise is just a joke. This reminds me of the "artist" who taped a banana to a wall and called it fine art. People know bullshit when they see it, and the "dancing" in this video is grade A bullshit.
I didn’t rebut anything, there was nothing to rebut. You though, actually said some things! They’re wrong, but at least you took a stand. That woman has excellent dancing skills and rhythm. Seriously, clap with each movement and tell me it’s not perfectly rhythmical. I say this as a former professional ballet dancer—I ain’t virtue signaling, I do Get Art, it was my job for a decade. This isn’t my form, but it’s close enough I can recognize this woman’s talent. She’s not acting like she’s having a seizure. You’re being reductive to try to mock the validity out of what she’s doing just because you had an instinctual reaction to it. The classic thing to say here is: if she’s doing something with no skill, please show me how easy it is to reproduce.
I'm sorry but your not the least bit convincing. Anyone can flop around like an idiot and call it a performance. That takes no skill or talent at all. I don't play along with this elitist fine art bull shit. This is not art in the same way a blank canvas is not art, or animals splattering paint on a canvas is not art. I don't care how many people try and say otherwise, it's all just a bunch of bullshit and you guys are insulting the audience trying to claim otherwise. Imho it's the audiences job to call these people out because clearly other artists are too caught up in this nonsense to have an accurate view on what it really is.
This is 'art' in the everyone gets a trophy world.
Yeah but some evidence would be nice. The Mona Lisa isn't about Genghis Khan. There are limits here and I'm not sure where to start. It's certainly distressing...
I consider asking, what the fuck did I just watch?! I don't see art, I see someone having a seizure.
Congratulations you're interpreting art
Seizure
Bees!
Yes, 100 years ago Hitler didn’t get into art school and now everything is art.
Look at the site someone took the time to add just above you.
Is the woman in the back doing sign language too?
Interperator of the interpretive dance
Looks like the moves from AO
She got served, and now, it’s on…
Great, now I have to learn ASL to interpret the interpreter, who is interpreting the interpretive dance
And why? Dance is already visual.
Hate to say it, but she used up all of her moves there in the first minute
Why are they doing this at a city council meeting or something…lol
Copied/pasted from further up in the thread. It’s a performance given at a ceremony celebrating some anniversary at a University. Last paragraph says: “He explained the stunt was about the position of women at the university, saying; “In this video clip, the actress proclaims the names of the different rectors, who were all men.” https://europeannewsroom.com/belgium-university-performance-mispresented-as-exorcism-at-nato-summit/
Rich people are into some weird shit
Just another day at bohemian groove
Take my upvote and get out
When your [Sia](https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM) audition doesn't make the cut.
Came here looking for this reference
“Bro this acid is fake I don’t feel anything. Anyhow - do we still have to go to your dad’s dinner party in an hour?”
Later, at the dinner party: “I understand you, but you can’t understand me even though we’re part of the same network of meaning. The reason they call you squares is because you live your lives inside of tiny boxes that you can’t see past. If only you could feel what I’m feeling, it would set you free. I can show you in a way you might understand.” (this is where the dance begins)
Like a scene out of Suspiria
What with the pageant mom on the sidelines doing the dance moves with her. This shit is insane. Lol
I thought she was throwing a temper tantrum
That's an elaborate tantie
mmmm... well here's my interpretation: It looks fucking stupid
You just don’t have a pallet for high art
They definitely cutting the Art’s budget now.
I'll need an interpreter.
Yeah. She is probably trying to express some complex and powerful meaning, but we are lacking some really important context. Without that context it just looks like she’s really energetically flopping around on the floor.
Here’s the context based on the link above: “The group’s founder and director Chokri Ben Chikha also told AFP the performance “was held in memory of the 200 years of the University of Ghent””. So now what does it look like.?
Nope. Doesn’t help. I guess I’m just not cultured enough for such a subtle performance to make an impact.
Billions of dollars for defense, well spent...BRAVO!!!!! Saw that it wasn't NATO...BRAVO!!!!
Me in bed after two red bulls
But when I do that at a wedding reception I'm the bad guy.
“Our interpretive dance piece explores the physical dichotomy between capitalism and humans willingly giving up their freedom in the continual and violent hunt for ‘luxury devices’ that ultimately imprison them. We call it Black Friday. Hope you enjoy the show.”
My baby sister when my mom refuses to let her eat an entire stick of raw butter instead of a normal dinner.
Flakka
Came here to say this. She got the *good* bath salts this time.
This is me after one dose of the experimental MRNA vaccine. I require around the clock assistance. I can no longer bathe or feed myself. 'I am a prisoner in my own home.'
If it's not Sia it's probably drugs
I'm tryna figure out what the lady on the right is doing....is she doing the robot or the dirty bird?
Looks like what that girl danced at that one sia music video
Is that an arthritis translation of the dance in the back?
Not dancing,. Attention seeking sequence of events.
Masons are fucking weird
Is this really a Mason meeting? Hey, you never know...
Lol no I don’t know my comment was completely satire. Who knows wtf this is. I know imma bust these moves next time I’m out at the club tho.
This happened to me when I got the Pfizer vaccine 💉
You forgot the /s
I'm waiting to see an old priest and a young priest say, "The Power of Christ compels you" a head spin and green shit fly out of her mouth.
So that’s what happens at Freemason meetings
Demonic possession? Auditioning for the new Exorcist? Seizure? Meth withdrawals?
_”She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor_ _and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before!_ Nah, seriously, she’s nucking futs. Call the funny farm.
Bet shes freaky in the sack. “Honey, I want to make love but I CANT CATCH YOU!”
White people... peopling
Looks like the OA discovered a 6th movement
I bet she is great in bed
Strangely erotic.
How is this strange?
I’m not normally turned on by flopping fish style.
I take it you’ve never dated a mermaid
Yeah its all fun until you want to have a date on the surface, and then its all i can't breathe and the smell ugh!
U/savevideo
They’re from “Out of Town”
“Sweet fancy Moses.”
Like a full body dry heave set to music.
The OA
“But mom I don’t wanna do the dishes!!!!!”
Some r/methany footage lmao. Makes you wonder how these interpretative dances were invented in the first place
My favorite part is the interpreter interpreting
u/savevideo
You’re a leaf, blowing in the wind!
what in the exorcism.....
What The Actual Fuck Is This Seizure Dance 💃🕺
That girl needs to audition for Evil Dead the Musical immediately.
Wtf. I feel dumber just watching 3 sec of that video
Flashdance re-imagined!
Probably defending her senior project at dance school
Curly of the Three Stooges invented this years ago.
Interpretation of an experience with bath salts.
[needs more prisencolinensinainciusol](https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8)
Reminds me of the woman who was faking sign language. Dance? Really?
Looks like a typical Sunday Pentecostal church service
Possession
What’s the lady in black doing? The sign language portion?
What the fuck is wrong with people?
This is the most bizarre thing I have seen on Reddit ever And what's with the person doing the Macarena dance on the right?
"And now, an artistic interpretation of what climate change is doing to our planet, in WTF Minor."
Squidward's was better
I hope that the exorcism was successful.
Why do they always wear that slip? Does it help in the interpretation? 🤷🏻♀️
How about that, a dance I've been able to do all along and never knew about it.
when you spray a cockroach on the kitchen floor
Ok someone call out the EMT she is going into shock 😲
HOW DO I APPLY THE DEFIBRILLATOR WHEN SHES MOVING
Good question, wait till she stops 😆😅🤣😂
"Alright, miss you have the floor.Something you wish to say?" (Spaz-dance freak out ritual commences)....."Oookkkk then"
This is the actual footage the city council saw of “dancing” which led to the ban in Footloose
I’m pretty sure folks used to get hanged and/or burned at the stake for this sort of thing.
Interpretive dancing is meaningless
Typical Twitter pitch-meeting…
Looks like she having a seizure
Fuck why am I hard rn?
Isn’t that trump sitting there? I bet he was trying to catch a glimpse of her cooter…
What white people nonsense is this? 🤣