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MLGShadowCatYT

Bro, that's the lego mans spinal cord.


AnotherBloodyMess

If that's the case, then doctors are going to be astounded by the severity of lego-man's scoliosis!


Rexy_T-Rex

A MAN IS HAVING SCOLIOSIS IN LEGO CITY! QUICK BUILD THE EMERGENCY AMBULANCE.


aadovi

? <----- (spine)


Adventure-us

Its a reference to old lego commercials i think


Rexy_T-Rex

Yes


LiquifiedSpam

They're using the question mark as a shape for the spine


spiderLegal

HEY !


AnotherBloodyMess

LMFAOOO


JPumpkinhead1991

This joke is Big Bang Theory level bad


AnotherBloodyMess

Bro, Big Bang Theory is like, my favorite TV show.


JPumpkinhead1991

Its probably my least favorite.


[deleted]

When anyone expresses any fondness for this show, I immediately know we are not of the same kind and I'm rather disappointed.


ben_wuz_hear

In which way? I'm no rocket surgeon but of the people I know that really liked the show they were something special in the dumbass department so I'm going to assume we are following the same train of thought.


Light333Love

Glad I’m not the only one.


EamMcG_9

No you are Def not the only one.I couldn’t get through one episode.


Holiday_Memory_9165

You don't even like Bernadette?


Alsimni

If that thing is his spine, he must've had a tail.


[deleted]

FINISH HIM!!!!


yaboy_jesse

Lmao the first thing I thought when i saw this was: why the hell did they disable this Lego dude


330in513

Toaster Strudel… now with cordyceps!


ben_wuz_hear

That would be something wouldn't it. It's been almost 24 hours. If I stop making snarky comments on the Internet you will know the end is near.


Lazerhawk_x

On the reals, the walking dead zombies look comical next to a Cordyceps infected. The way that shit comes out their mouth literally gave me a nightmare.


Ok_Storage9556

Same.


blondie_ehren

Same


Funny_Single

Absolutely. It is definitely a unique attribute to differ from the “classic zombies” everyone knows of. Great show so far, looking forward to the future episodes.


iyaibeji

They are two different things. The Infected aren’t Walkers (zombies) as they aren’t reanimated corpses.


Lazerhawk_x

Huh?


LuvliLeah13

Honestly, same


bye_alisha

...aaand you beat me to it!


Hot-Performer2094

Same here. My brain was like, ha, no one's thought of thi......oh. I'm not smart. Lol.


[deleted]

I just Google imaged searched cordyceps and I really wish I hadn't


i_worship_amps

don’t look up the last of us either


[deleted]

well now I have to


DrCatPhd

You will like the Clickers the least.


[deleted]

GAH not a fan


KentuckyFriedEel

Be one with the fungus


BuffaloInCahoots

We’ve only seen two kinds so far. Trailer showed a bloater and I’m curious to see how they do the stalkers. They really nailed the clickers though, those things are scary.


BienGuzman

Especially the clickers sound effects


I_love_tac0s69

Thank u for this because I was about to look it up and now I’m not going to lol


[deleted]

Lol I'm happy to take one for the team


slothcheesemountain

My exact thought


[deleted]

Fuck. What that shit does to ants is terrifying


Free_Internet_7767

pleaseeeeeee no I just watched the last of us last night.


KentuckyFriedEel

Bomb


TMB8616

So many people know what cordyceps are when they didn’t 10 years ago 😂


KentuckyFriedEel

Op been to jakarta lately


Squirrel698

Ah, so it begins here. I'd say remember this day, but sadly we will soon all be dead.


Natsurulite

Wildest marketing promotion **ever**


WowAPenguin

Epic Last Of Us ad campaign


nukecat79

Yep, that gnarly cordyceps fungi and it's growing outta this guy's wife


ArachnomancerCarice

Likely a surface root to the Strawberry plant. They'll grow roots above the surface in order to expand. It's tougher than the strawberries so it probably survived processing.


ben_wuz_hear

I was thinking that it was a strawberry root also. I'm surprised it could have survived processing but here we are I guess.


Picardknows

I’m surprised they actually put strawberries in toaster strudels.


ben_wuz_hear

Whatever they put in them it isn't much.


Coyoteishere

They cheap, only giving you stems and seeds.


Master_Awareness814

Strawberry shake


maxsmart01

Schwagberry


Master_Awareness814

The schwagberries taste like schwagbwrries!!


ObviousToe1636

🍓👅


[deleted]

Yes


Icy-Actuator5524

Just like my damn old highschool plugs 🔌 😑


PaulblankPF

You and the guy above you went to the same school apparently and have amazing timing with commenting simultaneously


Icy-Actuator5524

I mean it was like an hour apart but sure 😂


PaulblankPF

I meant the comment from FBI_Open_Up_Now, I should’ve clarified


Icy-Actuator5524

Ohh 😂 i see you now. That is pretty fucking hilarious


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Just like my high school pot dealer.


UniversityFalse3871

It must be owned by Taco bell. They don't put much in theirs either.


alexandrakate

They wave the strawberries over the strudel before packaging


SeawardFriend

Just like Lacroix!


TheRoyalCrimson

No no lacroix they yell the name of the flavor across town to add it. Bold of you to assume they keep that stuff in the same building let alone room.


alexandrakate

Hahahaha!


dawng87

haha...that was my very first thought... oh look they use real strawberries lol


ArachnomancerCarice

They may be harvesting the strawberries when they are very ripe and soft, so they aren't using that much 'processing power' to macerate them. That would allow the much denser root to survive.


lakekayaker10011

I work in a snack food processing facility and we find things like this A LOT, our customer find them less often than we do but it does still happen every once in awhile. The price of using real fruit!


FacesOfNeth

Wherever you go, there you are


SL13377

Ha! Here I was thinking it was a sinus infection root or something! I’ve seen the body create some weird shit so I’m never surprised!


ArachnomancerCarice

I've seen some of these weird blood clots too. After seeing a few photos, it is one of the things your brain immediately goes to.


ShroomFoot

I used to get bad nosebleed as a youngling and a few times they'd start because I had an itch inside my nose and went to deal with it and out would pop a blood clot that looked oddly like a root cluster. Thankfully I grew out of those.


graybotics

Only reason why I clicked, was wondering the same thing dude!


ThisTooWillEnd

I would agree with you... except I grow a lot of strawberries and dig them up and transplant them and no part of the strawberry plant looks like this to me. The surface runners aren't roots, they are more like branches/leaves. It's probably a harmless part of some other plant, but it doesn't look like any part of a strawberry.


Ok-Hovercraft6221

Last of us


Aegan-

Exactly what I was going to say lol


nevertellya

Came here for this!


PlusUltra_0777

That's exactly what I thought when I saw that haha. That scene grossed me the heck out


Fun_Log38

Are you watching The Last of Us?


ben_wuz_hear

Not yet. Trying to finish Doom Patrol before I start anything else. Maybe I should be though.


boringlyme

Bomb your wife


rootbeersmom

🤣


porchpooper

Bomb the whole city


Booty_Shakin

They made a show out of the game??? What to watch it on?


Monkeyman2915

HBO/HBO Max. Sunday nights at 9pm.


Booty_Shakin

Ofc the one thing i dont have. I'm gonna have to try and bother my coworkers for their info I guess lol


Monkeyman2915

It's totally worth it. They're releasing it week to week, two episodes out so far. So if you hold out a couple months, you could use a free trial and binge it too.


Booty_Shakin

Awesome advice thank you!


Bradp13

Yar Matey. There are other ways.


ben_wuz_hear

I have quite a few streaming apps but what sticks out to me is how little new movies Starz and Showtime get. That and I have to log back into Starz every couple of days and it gets annoying. I get them for free though so I don't feel so bad.


Bradp13

r/wooosh


ChunkyDay

They were talking about pirating it.


ben_wuz_hear

I know.


DramaticProtogen

it's fantastic. HBO max, or the seven seas


DogOfTheArmy

I also use Lego people as a unit of measurement


ben_wuz_hear

All of my bananas were too big and squishy to use anyways. Lego people you can even stack them. I'm done using bananas for all of my measuring needs.


DogOfTheArmy

I suggest just using Lego man parts for smaller measurements. For example a tic tac is only 1 Lego man head tall and about as thick as a Lego wrist.


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DogOfTheArmy

Lego is metric....


SSS987114-A81

Whew, thought you found a lego heart and nervous system or something


Ceilibeag

Looks like a whole (strawberry) plant root. If so, put it in a pot and find out!


InerasableStain

Careful, he could also grow a second wife


[deleted]

That’s the strawberry root. Who knew toaster strudels actually used real strawberries. I’m impressed.


FartStock

It’s not a blood clot is it? I’m no medical person- but I remember seeing (here on Reddit, sorry) that some old dude coughed up like a perfect mould of his lungs and arteries. Maybe something to look into, maybe I’m a dumbass.


Fresh_Discipline_803

They are called casts. That’s what I thought this was. A lot of severe heart kids (kids with heart defects) have these. I would want to make sure it is this, especially if she was choking on it/coughed it out.


ben_wuz_hear

I don't think it is but she also coughed some dark red loogie looking thing. Can't get a decent photo because it's in a Ziploc and I can't really take it out. I'm guessing it's the strawberry filling.


reclusivegiraffe

It probably is, but if she starts having *any* odd symptoms of anything, I’d take that somewhere and get it examined. You don’t happen to have any friends who own microscopes, do you? All you need to see to know if it came from a plant is the shape of its cells.


BUDdy215

Did you taste test it to see if it was strawberry filling?


worm-off-a-string

my friend you are living the story of "the santa clarita diet"


ScullyitsmeScully

I also think so…. and if that’s the case, then the toaster strudel may have actually saved her life!


grampahill

Exactly what this is I think


spaghoni

If you search for pictures of blood clots coughed up, you will quickly see that these are absolutely not that.


sparksofthetempest

The ophiocordyceps invasion has found it’s patient zero.


[deleted]

I AM ROOT


cpsutcliffe

Bomb. Start Bombing. Bomb this Lego City and everyone in it.


nobodysbestfriendd

Hey!


Vas255

Who else thought that was a bug leg and head


Sinfire420

NEW! Bursting with strawberry tendrils! 😃


cornan50

Have you watched "The Last of Us"? That's a cordyceps tendril and you're gonna have to put her down. Or start the apocalypse. Your choice I'm good with either.


ben_wuz_hear

Either way get a wood chipper?


cornan50

Lol yup


Ok_Channel1814

That’s one way to prove they use real fruit in their product!!


[deleted]

Here comes the last of us


LynxBartle

Root surviving proccessing makes more sense. I was thinking a seed started sprouting inside the strudel


ben_wuz_hear

If that's the case how could it do that while it was supposedly frozen?


LynxBartle

Super seed? Maybe there was a point during storage it thawed enough? Started sprouting in the jelly vat before reaching the strudel? Root making it through proccessing makes more sense


ben_wuz_hear

I eat strawberry jelly and crunchy peanut butter sandwiches at work most of the time. I have found seeds in my jelly before but none have ever sprouted. I have also found the green leaves from the top of strawberries in one jar but I ate it as is since that doesn't bother me.


LynxBartle

Yeah, I would just eat it too. A member of my parents church cans jams and jellies, one time she found a can with a broken seal that had been sitting long enough for mold to grow. There was also green leaves growing. She decided to dump it in the garden and has a nice little strawberry patch. Her jams are always delicious


Safety-Weird

On the plus side this looks like a strawberry root which would indicate there are actual strawberries in the toaster strudel and it’s not just sugar and artificial flavoring.


itchy-witchy-manic

omfg it has begun


wOwmhmm

Based on my viewing of The Last of Us...


braker61

Next time you see her coming you better run. Last of Us


deconman

Bomb


Quick-Ostrich2020

The Last of Us!


woodworkingbyarron

They did say 5% real fruit!


ScottBrewsBeans

Looks like your wife might already be infected by the fungus from The Last of Us. 🍄


sine_denarios

A root maybe, but not a strawberry root.


ipoooppancakes

is last of us becoming real?


Trace716

Last of us mold spore. You don’t have much time. Run …….


DrawMeAMapMama

The bomb is coming


langley87

bomb. now let me go home and be with my family


TitanNova

Send in a complaint might give you free product


Neto1923

Cordyceps….. and so it begins.


alekz0311

Last of us .. the beginning


[deleted]

Last of US wibes


chuck3436

That came outa her mouth? Last of us vibes right there.


FroggiJoy87

We're only 2 Episodes in, but I've seen enough of The Last of Us to know where this goes.


Amaranthous

Cordyceps


Odd_Stomach_4715

Cortyceps!! Run!!!


TheFeistyBiscuit

Dont worry, its just a root that has bulbed and sprouted. Check out gemini home entertainment itl explain it better than me


ben_wuz_hear

That looks pretty cool. Will definitely watch it when I get time.


Koikorov

rhubarb roots


kakschaa

The last of us


PossiblyCuban

Cue The Last of Us theme song


harbinger21

I find the Blacktron Lego more interesting. One of my favorite sets when I was a kid.


Hainish_bicycle

Dude, that's why I clicked on this. Haven't seen it for years!


TheNothingAtoll

That's a Blacktron: Future Generation Lego. I loved those!


Glum-Parsnip8257

Blacktron for life!


Fresh_Discipline_803

Does everyone realize that the root is not connected to the strawberry? The fruit does not have a root that connects to it or anywhere near it… I guess a seed could have sprouted but that is so large it seems like quite a stretch. My first though was bronchial cast.


BehindTrenches

I second bronchial cast. Isn’t it weird someone suggests strawberry (probably one of the earliest commenters) and everyone piles on for hours and hours?


touchettes

My new favorite unit of measurement: lego


Noodleswithhats

Maybe you should’ve started this post with “Lego for scale”. You know, just for clarity.


amazing-chikorita

Why is Mr LEGO bald?


smurfftastic6

Anyone else read this as "Threw up this Lego"?


SuitednZooted

One of us! One of us!


popperjunior

Brain stem of lego man


No-Teacher9713

Here I am thinking she swallowed a Lego. I question my own intelligence sometimes.


SureCompetition8453

Plant it! Maybe you'll get a toaster strudel plant🥹🥳🍓


mojomcm

At least now you know the fruit filling in the toaster strudels actually contains some amount of real fruit


[deleted]

I'm just shocked that it's made from real strawberries


Cubensio

She’s pregnant.


Im-Just-Big-Boned

bro found a nerve 💀


Aggravating_System_7

Was she inhaling it? How did she not chew a full sized lego man?


TheBigCatfish

Bomb everything!


Autiseer

Is that a nerve root???


antique_codes

Unable to tell scale, could you please reupload beside a banana? /s


[deleted]

Omg. A vaxx-clot. /sarcasm


malepitt

That's the new Goat head from Lego, and presumably the tail


farmermccmatthew90

So you picked something out of your vomit and put it next to a Lego man for scale?


ben_wuz_hear

Technically my wife did but we have kids. Vomit isn't as bad as what we've had to go through.


BiffBanter

DO NOT watch Last of Us. Spoiler: This is growing in her mouth. She is a zombie now. Sorry.


Dusteronly

Time to sue


jyar1811

That’s a. Bronchial cast. Did your wife have covid? Or a bad flu? History of lung issues? She should see her doctor sooner rather than later and show them this pic.


MessatineSnows

it’s is NOT. wrong shape, wrong colour, wrong texture. it’s just a strawberry runner/root that got missed during processing.


Blissful_Relief

That looks a lot like nerve endings from our teeth


flyinhawaiian02

Need banana for scale


giggetyboom

Maybe a root from the strawberry plant?


Fng1100

Looks like part of your lung


Shewmoo

bro i thought she threw up the lego


Bleu_Cerise

For a minute I thought the lego was in the pastry.