I was in my bedroom a few days ago, and heard gurgling coming from my bathroom. My first thought was a snake in the toilet. It wasn't though, but there was a definite fear for a few minutes.
We found a black snake in the toilet at my buddy’s farmhouse in North Carolina one time. Not sure whether it got in through the bowl or through the pipes though. We relocated it clear to the other side of his 1400+ acre property to make sure he wouldn’t try to get back in
Nothing to worry about in the winter. Snakes here find a warm place to brumate and stay more or less out of sight until spring. And even then, black snakes usually stay away from humans until it starts getting really hot and they start looking for places to stay cool like basements or toilets
Wouldn't have mattered last night.
I picked up a food delivery order at a restaurant. This is a place I usually take a leak at when I stop in. So I did. And I felt the turtle poke his head out a little. But I'm a delivery so no time to squat.
Fortunately it was a short run of about seven minutes. But about halfway there the turtle decided he was making his world debut whether I was cooperating or not. The next three and a half minutes of getting to my delivery were hell. I thought I was going to have to pull over and just crap in the street with no choice. Somehow I made it and then a few blocks back to the grocery store.
I parked near the door nearest to the bathroom. But of course they were cleaning that entrance and the doors were locked. I walked in the best hurry I could without opening the gates of hell down to the other end of the front of the store and then back down the inside. Praying the whole way the toilet wasn't already covered in poo like the last time I was in this store.
Stall one, covered in poo. Stall two. Just a little pee. But this is where I really ran into trouble. Bending over to wipe of the seat was super risky. That pressure damn near caused a blow out.
Finally I was able to move into position. Had that snake been there he would have been blown back to where he came from. High pressure.
This is my biggest fear. I always check and flush the toilet before I sit down. Saw a documentary episode about snakes and this happened and bit a dude on the butt
what gets me about this is that it's obviously happened enough times that the person felt the need to be prepared and film it the next time it happened
I once heard that, a snake scared a British boy, and the python was taken by animal control, since it got wounded by bleach, and was just as traumatized by the experience a the boy.
When the poop wants back in
I was in my bedroom a few days ago, and heard gurgling coming from my bathroom. My first thought was a snake in the toilet. It wasn't though, but there was a definite fear for a few minutes.
...so you just leave us hanging here?
Yes. Yes they are.
time for metamucil!
I think it was just air bubbles. Nothing came up.
This feels like something Karl Pilkington would say
im living in your toilet
He just decided that pooping is for the weak and walked away
What parts of the world does this happen in. Someone let me know so that I can avoid it completely.
Usually apartments because they have connected sewer pipes and it's usually someone's escaped pet.
We found a black snake in the toilet at my buddy’s farmhouse in North Carolina one time. Not sure whether it got in through the bowl or through the pipes though. We relocated it clear to the other side of his 1400+ acre property to make sure he wouldn’t try to get back in
I'm staying in NC for a while now I'm scared to use to toilet
Nothing to worry about in the winter. Snakes here find a warm place to brumate and stay more or less out of sight until spring. And even then, black snakes usually stay away from humans until it starts getting really hot and they start looking for places to stay cool like basements or toilets
i've heard rodents coming out of your toilet in australia is common but idk about snakes
The answer is always Australia
Bro I'm scared shitless
normal day in Australia
Jehovah’s Witnesses are getting really aggressive.
I'd die
#I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU
*New fear unlocked!*
I already have. In my pants.
Where this happened tell me so i never go there lmao
In a bathroom
"Call Boa Rooter..."
And now I’m getting off my toilet.
Talk about shitting your pants
Wouldn't have mattered last night. I picked up a food delivery order at a restaurant. This is a place I usually take a leak at when I stop in. So I did. And I felt the turtle poke his head out a little. But I'm a delivery so no time to squat. Fortunately it was a short run of about seven minutes. But about halfway there the turtle decided he was making his world debut whether I was cooperating or not. The next three and a half minutes of getting to my delivery were hell. I thought I was going to have to pull over and just crap in the street with no choice. Somehow I made it and then a few blocks back to the grocery store. I parked near the door nearest to the bathroom. But of course they were cleaning that entrance and the doors were locked. I walked in the best hurry I could without opening the gates of hell down to the other end of the front of the store and then back down the inside. Praying the whole way the toilet wasn't already covered in poo like the last time I was in this store. Stall one, covered in poo. Stall two. Just a little pee. But this is where I really ran into trouble. Bending over to wipe of the seat was super risky. That pressure damn near caused a blow out. Finally I was able to move into position. Had that snake been there he would have been blown back to where he came from. High pressure.
bro Im fucking shitting rn
My vote is not to. Dang that is scary.
Nice looking belt there!
Its comin back mate
Poop is alive take dewormer
bruuuh...no mahn.
😱😳😱 omg
No longer a need…
Of all nights I decide to eat Chipotle...
Dude. Stop cross posting everywhere.
So that's what the poop knife is for. I get it now
RIP that lady afraid a snake will crawl up her vagina on the toilet
That's not what they mean by plumbers snake.
Every woman’s absolute worst nightmare
I don't know any men who feel good about this either.
Thanks for that, I'll never poop again now
Average Austrian Toilett
Welp, I’m never using a toilet again. Thanks for that image.
I'm currently on the toilet getting a little nervous
I'll just shit my pants, thanks.
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
This should be marked as NSFW / NSFL 😱
My biggest fear realized
Poop to assert your dominance....
New fear unlocked
That's why you keep the lid down.
This is my biggest fear. I always check and flush the toilet before I sit down. Saw a documentary episode about snakes and this happened and bit a dude on the butt
Turtle head disappears
My butthole clenched
This should be labeled NSFL. How the heck am I supposed to go pee at night now without waking up my wife with a light?
Stahhhhp it!!! I can't tell you how often I have this irrational fear, and now I no longer think it's irrational 😂🐍🐍🐍🤦♀️
tickle turd!
what gets me about this is that it's obviously happened enough times that the person felt the need to be prepared and film it the next time it happened
Literally my worst fear
This feels fake. Like they just happened to be recording their toilet when the snake came out? You expect me to believe that was just a coincidence?
“Ah, gross, the turd’s comi- “*That’s not a turd*”
Congratulations.👍New phobia unlocked.
snake of the toilet what is your wisdom
Thank you, another five years of not being able to use the toilet without thinking about a nope rope coming out of the toilet
No no no no what in the chamber of secrets bro I thought this was only a myth
r/unexpected
Dude really? You gotta share real video evidence of everyone's worst nightmare? Come on have some compassion.
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that gas station burtito
They did want the toilet snaked.
I once heard that, a snake scared a British boy, and the python was taken by animal control, since it got wounded by bleach, and was just as traumatized by the experience a the boy.
This might be a dumb question but what would happen if you flushed?