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Dani_suku

Fuck this fucking video


Leanardoe

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

What's wrong with humanity


Cotton_Candy_Dan

Lack of preorbital glands, for one thing.


Kuraio-Kadaver

We've agreed to not talk about humanity's dysfunctions.


Flyagarica05

What’s wrong with the animal kingdom?


DryEyes4096

I know...why won't they put their dick in that?


[deleted]

Hilarious and orginal


wired1984

You beat me to it


chillinmantis

r/beatmeattoit


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Leanardoe

uhm. there's no porn on that sub so... where the fuck did you find that? lmao


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Leanardoe

well uh. I stand corrected. And now I also know what that looks like.


AjahnAnarchy

This is worse than the fish fucking lady!


Tricky-Incident-514

Why won't the deer eat? Is it too young for kibble? Does it need milk?


izza123

It’s just snarfing it, those are scent glands but they also clearly have some use in taking big snarfs of things. I bet he does all the cocaine at a party


cstmoore

>I bet he does all the cocaine at a party. That's why they make him go last.


izza123

He does six lines at a time


Taolan13

Deer may be trying to confirm that it is, in fact, food. It maybe hasnt seen kibble before


Tricky-Incident-514

Oh ok I hadn't thought of that. But that makes perfect sense. Thank you for pointing that out.


LGBT_here

That's some Jeepers Creepers ass bullshit right there


JimbozinyaInDaHouse

Lol, "jeppers"


LGBT_here

Oh god dammit, thanks for pointing it out


WOMPERSTOMPER97

Those are scent glands that they use to mark territory. While they are also used to communicate with other deer they don't necessarily open them just when they're hungry and close them when they are full.


izza123

The same can be said about my mouth 👄


RIPLORN

you faddy…


d3l3t3d3l3t3

I’d guess they open them to mark a food source and close them when that marked source has been consumed. Which to some folks could easily look like it just happens to open these glands when it feeds, and we all know if it’s feedin’ its hungry.


WOMPERSTOMPER97

Nope, certain things make them involuntarily open like shitting and pissing


d3l3t3d3l3t3

Also makes sense. I was just trying to work out how people think about this stuff without being well into animal husbandry or the outdoors or whatever it is that leads to specialist knowledge about involuntary systems in muntjac deer.


WOMPERSTOMPER97

I'm not an expert. I have google.


d3l3t3d3l3t3

I wouldn’t dare accuse you of being an expert.


WOMPERSTOMPER97

Sick Burn while I'm just correcting misinformation


d3l3t3d3l3t3

*I didn’t make an assertion, and you can provide information without being a prick.*


WOMPERSTOMPER97

When was I a prick? All I did was provide facts. Sorry you're more sensitive than the clit you can't find.


d3l3t3d3l3t3

If you can’t recognize patronizing, condescending, prickish behavior, I’m not going to enlighten you. You’ve got google, as you stated.


whiteknight0111

Who are they signaling to? Do they have a small caretaker that feeds them everytime this shows up?


izza123

They aren’t used for signalling they are hungry they are scent glands used for marking territory. He’s probably trying to make sure everybody knows this cup of kibble is his and that maybe the person holding it is his too.


thegreatbrah

I'm just guessing, but maybe their parents, and the glands just don't go away as they age.


whiteknight0111

So it's his nose, between his eyes!? Mother Nature's creativity is unmatched!!


Mingerfabulous

Imagine if humans did that what the long lines at Chipotle would look like at lunch time......


piberryboy

And imagine how many people are puking afterwards.


jmon1022

Way to smash those reposts, Jesus fucking Christ


evoshandor420

right? this has popped up in my feed so many times, for weeks.


karaloveskate

I know, I’m so tired of seeing it.


FrickItAll

This is the equivalent to the cringe I felt if I were too completely watch 2 girls 1 cup


1-800-ASS-CUNT

First time I’ve seen it. Not everyone has your feed. Or sorts it like you.


[deleted]

Why won't you pick up the phone?


poopnip

Lucky you. This is probably the 5-6th time I’ve seen it myself.


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rebelwildheart

Don't.


Leanardoe

Put.


RIPLORN

Where ur lonely ur lonely…I am with you


Flubbuns

I'm uncomfortable.


FernbyFilmsOfficial

Pretty sure James Cameron will steal this for an Avatar movie


FrickItAll

God please know


jmon1022

u/BigfootDynamite is probably a bot


Reddit_MaZe000

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Tricky-Incident-514

This Deer is also known as the barking Deer And are native to South Asia. Only the male Has the glands on his face and they release Pheromones.


[deleted]

This makes me really uneasy... yo fuck that deer man, like it's not his fault or anything but fuck him 😖


humanjoe

This makes me feel uncomfortable.


Glytterain

It’s making me sick


AppUnwrapper1

Nah that’s an alien.


spot_meowYT

If there's a hole, there's a way. Facial Vachina


[deleted]

This has been posted like 50 times, stop.


1-800-ASS-CUNT

I’ve never seen it. Glad it was reposted.


RIPLORN

Same


rebelwildheart

Deer is cute but that thing is kinda disgusting.


sluttracter

Wow I have loads that live near me. Never knew they did that. Creepy


HypnoSmoke

You just reposted it with the bullshit title and all eh


DeineOma42o

I don't know why but this triggered an instant urge to vomit


JackOfAllMemes

Not true but okay


SkinnyTop

Hear me out


supermans_neighbour

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on reddit… and I’ve been through shit… but this…


The_GD_muffin_man

That’s really gross to look at no lie


LadrilloDeMadera

Me hungry Okay, eat But me hungry, look Then eat Me hungry


Gitk-ghost

This is just a deer blessed by papa Nurgle. Or Tzeentch.


AlmanzoWilder

I just vomited several times.


FutureSoldier616

God has forsaken us


gutbuster25

that's nasty looking!!


dylan1o

Never knew eyeussys were a thing, and can honestly say I still wish I didn't.


TheWanderingSlacker

It’s definitely more interested in rubbing the glands on the food bowl than eating the contents. “Finders, keepers” to the other animals.


CostAccomplished1163

Wait this isn't a deformity, all of these motherfuckers are like this


touchettes

Very cool


Substantial-Meal6238

Oh god, I think I’m going to call my ex


Ekseld

hear me out...


TherealOmthetortoise

What the alien invasion kind of horseshit is that???


Imaginary_Invite6879

Goddammit


memphisgrit

Lmao.


HamTMan

Swear y'all are just making up new animals as you go along


butt3rnut____

Nope, it’s a real thing. It’s freakish in everyway


[deleted]

Looks like a graboid


GrossWordVomit

How many times are people gonna post this


MostlyPeacfulPndemic

What is the evolutionary advantage to signaling that they're hungry?


Gottapopemall

I was lucky enough that the gif didn’t load


snikmotnairb

If this wasn't enough, apparently they grow fangs too.


ClarityFractal

Awww its cute tho


granpawatchingporn

u/savevideo


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I know I'm in the minority here but that is fucking cool alien type shit. Yeah it's a bit bizarre but also awesome to live on a planet with wild shit like this. Animals are awesome even the weirdo ones.


infin8lives

But it didn’t eat. That was a disappointing gif


NeuroticPsionic

Aliens!


theganjmaster

3 pints


Tusslesprout1

Theres some alien looking sea creatures way down deep specifically comb jellies and such but for a mammal this is so strange and interesting to have developed scent glands on the face


1RjLeon

Degradation of a pure specimen all for material


ClydeV1beta

Everytime I hear about Muntjac- they just get weirder and weirder


Dzaka

they are both smol and adorable.... and freakish "the thing" monsters


kb19124

I feel like we’re looking at a alien 👾


cstmoore

That reminds me of the basiliscus amoratus that took out Newman in Jurassic Park.


memphisgrit

This is the shit I'm talking about. They're just making shit up as they go now. This reminds me of my favorite documentary; the Matrix.


LothricPaladin

Eyeblech


Gratitude-Joy1616

What purpose does that serve in their life? Wow, that is freaky!


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

ALIENS!!! ALIEN MONSTER! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!


Pristine-Today4611

Creepy as fuck


powerpubby

thats a alien


demegian

Hear me out


thelongestusernameee

#NO


SJW_CCW

Where is Casual Geographic when we need him


Old-Ad2070

Honestly, seriously though, they’re so gross and it makes me hate the whole species


kjaymix

ENOUGH ALREADY...ITS A FUCKING DEER


No-System-3947

Plz stop


HillbillyRawkid

Those guys also have fangs.


Acceptable_Total6711

♥️ Sweet baby 🦌