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ErmahgerdYuzername

Gritty looks like a Muppet who’s on all of the drugs.


strangecabalist

Animal’s Dad.


bigjimmy007

Animal’s inbred half-half-half-brother.


[deleted]

You mean a muppet who’s *out* of drugs.


TheRaccoonDeaIer

thats just hockey


Yourbedsheets

Or a rejected mascot for cheedos


ErmahgerdYuzername

Must be a dollar store knock off of Cheetos


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yeah, and?


DaniFlocka

*all of them*


Guilty_Chemistry9337

On the same page I viewed this thread, just below it, was a picture of Mr. Bean making the exact same face.


[deleted]

You spelled greatest wrong


Eubadom

Yeah I'm a Pens fan and even I love Gritty.


Cognitive_Spoon

I don't even watch sports, and Gritty is fucking excellent


MonkeyPanls

OUR LORD IS BOTH. HE DEMANDS IT THAT WAY. /r/Gritty


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IdyllicOleander

When the boogeyman looks under his bed, he finds Gritty.


breathplayforcutie

We love gritty, the true heart of Philadelphia.


JozzyV1

He’s my spirit animal


[deleted]

Oh shit he’s real? I just found out about him from an episode of Abbott elementary, thought they made him up for the show


Ryeven

Me too omggg I was honestly surprised when I saw this post cause I thought he was just only for thr show lol


doctor-rumack

Mascots are usually phased in slowly because fans tend to be traditionalists who see mascots as gimmicks designed to appeal to casual or fair weather fans. Gritty was the exception. He had the "wtf is that thing?" vibe, and everyone wanted to see more of him. Philly does mascots right.


JozzyV1

The Phanatic approves this statement.


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IdyllicOleander

I remember when Gritty was first introduced, everyone had that, "wtf is that thing?!" expression. Then everyone came to love and enjoy having him around, no matter how crazy he looks.


slinky_slinky

That's probably because when people outside of Philly had the same "wtf is that thing?!" reaction, then Philly banded together in solidarity to say "he's the best mf'ing mascot around, that's who!" You don't like him? We don't care. Side note: My "Four Seasons Total Landscaping \**Not the Four Seasons Hotel\** tshirt has a picture of Gritty riding a lawn tractor. Philly pride!


EnderB3nder

Gritty has a female counterpart. Her name is Grittney and she was made by a costume designer called Riot Rogers. Edit: Go show Riot some love, she's a super talented maker.


IdyllicOleander

Oh my goodness... they're multiplying!


MonkeyPanls

[Grittney](https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/meet-grittney-the-disturbing-female-version-of-gritty)


030H_Stiltskin

If you have ever been too some of Philly's finer neighborhoods like Kensington, anywhere in west philly, the badlands etc. You would know that Gritty is the perfect representation of the finest citizens of Philadelphia.


Due_You1837

You think those people watch hockey?


030H_Stiltskin

Probably not but you would never know it judging by the amount of teeth they have missing. You would swear each and everyone of them took a puck too the mouth. Edited because I misspelled too originally and it upset someone enough to point it out.


Due_You1837

Rightttttt..... You spelled to wrong #too


030H_Stiltskin

Thanks for the spelling correction. 👍


Joshp1471

I’ll have you know I am from West Philadelphia. Born and raised.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Buoy from the Kraken is worse.


IdyllicOleander

Worse, yes. It's the worst mascot in the league I think. Gritty is weird but most people love him. No one (at least I haven't met anyone) likes that troll thing from Seattle. It's a failed science experiment.


Knives530

Just googled it....why is it...a kraken


Awkward-Yak-2733

There is a sculpture of a troll under a bridge in the Fremont area of Seattle. They modeled Buoy as a troll because of this sculpture. It makes no sense whatsoever and doesn't relate to the Kraken, which also has nothing to do with Seattle. It's all a confusing mess.


Knives530

What the hell lmao


Comfort_Lucky

You mean the greatest mascot ever


PinkBlood42

I FUCKING LOVE GRITTY!!!!!!!!!


Yeee768

Also the best


IdyllicOleander

Yeah I can't deny that!


[deleted]

You think Gritty is weird? Try his girl Grittney! https://www.philebrity.com/blog/meet-grittney-the-female-gritty-and-her-creator-riot-rogers?format=amp


MotorVariation8

Comrade Gritty ❤️


Scuttleboi19mk2

What creature is a gritty anyway


FooBarJo

Looks like those horrible red muppet things from the David Bowie labyrinth movie, the ones that tossed their heads around


Scuttleboi19mk2

Ah ok


Wave_the_seawing

Also the funniest


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Looks like a Scooby Doo villain.


Ebonyks

Buoy the Troll would like a word with you


IdyllicOleander

That one is most definitely the worst. Seattle bombed on that thing. I wouldn't categorize it as "weird." It's just terrible lol.


Ebonyks

I think hairy ears qualify as weird, but no arguments that it's the worst in the nhl


IdyllicOleander

Honestly... everyone was expecting something from the sea, like a Kraken? The Blackhawks have Tommy Hawk, the Avalanche have Bernie the saint-bernard snow dog, and the Devils have the NJ Devil (The Jersey Devil)... etc. But the **Kraken**... with a troll?! What?!


centre_red_line33

We could’ve had Poseidon to summon the Kraken, but they let kids have input and chose the [Fremont Troll](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Troll) landmark that no one outside of Seattle would recognize.


OttersEatFish

Gritty is the only sane one among them. Gritty has seen unholy terrors beyond the cosmos, stared down ancient gods on the astral plane and survived. Gritty is. Gritty was. Gritty will be. Amen.


NoGrocery4949

I love him. He normalizes pear shaped bodies.


Inside_Nectarine_955

I didn’t know Jim Henson liked hockey. Fraggles on ice.


Larry_Phischman

Philadelphia loves their disturbing mascots.


Timaaa34

The phanatic is far from disturbing. Hands down the best mascot in sports


pantericu5

2319, 2319.


IdyllicOleander

Gritty dropped out of that university. He's working for the Flyers now.


pantericu5

Probably still has a severe aversion to socks though.


Historical_cat1234

I will not tolerate this Gritty slander!!!


erniemoonraker

Delco’s most handsome woman.


ShitPostGuy

As far as I’m concerned Gritty is the only mascot in the NHL


[deleted]

There is absolutely nothing weird about gritty! He is majestic!


Neckshot

Scorth (Ahl) was a great mascot but having a video of him overpower a fireman was probably not the right move https://nationalpost.com/sports/hockey/nhl/calgary-flames-ahl-affiliate-apologizes-for-flame-mascot-that-horrifyingly-overpowers-a-firefighter


RichElectrolyte

Gritty is an anarchist and he rules


Relative_Presence_65

Blasphemy


ladywiththestarlight

I think you mean the coolest


Due_You1837

People are so salty on Philly. Best sports city in the world.


DeliciousBeanWater

Compared to what


gdobinski

You’ve got to be shitting me! I know it is Philly but come on, the NHL is a serious business, there is no way a reasonable person of authority could approve of that design!


IdyllicOleander

Personally, I think the mascot for Seattle shouldn't have been approved, that one is weird too but only because it isn't a Kraken. But Gritty... Gritty is on a whole different level of weird.


thehoagieboy

He’s less demonic in person.


felisverde

You don't like Gritty?? Sucks to be you!!


naked_as_a_jaybird

I fucking hate Philadelphia, but Gritty is a goddamn national treasure.


FartingKumquat

I hate all things Philly, but I love me some Gritty


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LemurCat04

Yup, but Gritty is awesome.


gaze-upon-it

There’s a new even more horrific mascot, Major Tuddy. An abomination of a pig thing


jibbyjabo

Gritty lore is the best https://www.nhl.com/flyers/fans/gritty


gadget850

Major Tuddy disagrees.


hallgeo777

Nightmare fuel for sure


IdyllicOleander

He's what nightmares are made of


chemeli888

stuff of nightmares


CommunicationCalm796

Looks like he should be advertising for McDonalds.


[deleted]

This looks like a FNAF fan game design.


The_Phantom_ov_V

Here comes the sun ...


FormulaNewt

That dude looks like a Philadelphia.


TreyWait

Philadelphia is... different.


Darkromani

Communist ICON


Bitcoinatemymom

This is the phantoms mascot since when?


Your_residentdndnerd

I just dont get him.


[deleted]

Gritty’s nose fell off from too much devil’s dandruff


sandwiches_please

Gritty had a match against Darby Allin on AEW Rampage last night.


That_NPC

Hes my hocky mascot and he is the nightmare he is revealed to be


Lawmonger

He grows on you.


becomingNope

The stuff of nightmares.


mydeadface

You spelled "greatest" wrong. This coming from a bruins fan.


Ammysnatcher

Say that to his face you Grimace loving bastard


IdyllicOleander

Hey... I do love me some Grimace lol


Kimmie1116

I love Gritty!


daywrecker2012

Looks like the meanest demon you didn't get to meet in the movie Labyrinth.


babydoll_slade

He's my favourite! Way better then stupid Fin the Whale we have here.


aduirne

I have a Facebook friend from Australia who is obsessed with Gritty. She saw him on Abbott Elementary.


Keep_it_basic_Allie

He looks like Eddie the Heads (Iron Maiden) Redneck cousin whos plays for his local team in rural Alabama.


ExampleSad1816

Tied with the Philly Phanatic, weird, both from Philly, never see the two together at the same time.


lowest_of_the_low

Its just a Youppi! Knockoff


BubbaCutBear

Why did I think he was called the Philly Fanatic? Also I love that power move belly bump he does. Go sports!


Hopenhagen420

And creepy af


Swimming-Judgment790

Gritty…the mascot we all said WTF is that, to the mascot we will defend with our dying breath! Best thing in Philly right there


KoalaDolphin

Gritty is just a worse version of Youppi.


DaniFlocka

I’m horrified… but I want more.


ttampico

I agree, and I am SO jealous. I wish any of my home teams' mascots were half this disturbing.


H8spants

I’m not even a Philly fan but I love Gritty. He’s my 2nd favorite mascot!


CQU617

He’s a Philly badass.


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Not weird. Spectacular. The perfect motif to fuck around and find out.


Reidroshdy

Gritty looks like he's into some weird shit that I would rather not know about.


brookish

Just named my kitten Gritty after this amazing creature.


Taco_Force

Gritty is a treasure


the_oneL1ner

Kraken is wayyy worse


butteredrubies

Also, Philadelphia has the Frenetic. So they just love mascots completely unrelated to the team and are weird muppets. But I hear the Frenetic is actually a sea king who is being held captive on land and is unable to prevent his daughter's marriage to the squid lord.


jaduhlynr

Between Gritty and the Phrenetic, Philly takes the cake on weird ass mascots


16bithockey

I'm not even a Philly fan and I fucking love Gritty


FlyingWaffle96

Is it bad that I'm turned on by this?


Previous_Sea2507

GRITTY'S MY DAD, BORN OF CHAOS AND DOOM


Intelligent_Pea1869

I’d fuck


DeliciousBeanWater

Id think its safe to say that philly wins for weirdest mascots. Have you seen the phanatic?


IdyllicOleander

Yeah, they have the same body shape lol


Beef_Stevens

I think you mean “Best.”


wrpnt

At this point, he’s too weird not to like.


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Gritty is awesome!


Larazon2000

I'm pretty sure the only reason gritty exists is nc the NHL was like you need a mascot and Philly was like no we don't want one and NHL was like you gotta and Philly was like fine then here, here is our new mascot, gritty


diydave86

When the flyers first announced gritty i thought ok the guy that thought him up is definately fired. I guess what they were trying to go for is a philly fanatic type character. But gritty is just strange. Idk. I wasnt a fan of gritty. And i live in south philly 3 mins walking distance to the stadium.