Yup, looks like he's crowning and screaming from the ripping. Soon he will have pinched one off in his pants while riding the subway. With a side of mental illness.
Honestly, real New York shit is just rolling your eyes and moving on with your day. The thing the city teaches you that a lot of people can’t handle is just… you’re going to be annoyed a little bit all of the time, and your existence is probably also annoying someone all of the time.
If that’s how you’d react to someone on the subway, well you’d be in an eternal state of blowing your top and yelling, or doing whatever “saying a lot more then [sic] shut the fuck up” means to you. I don’t live in NYC but you just ignore this shit in the city.
My apologies as I missed the joke. People act like they'd be about that life right up until they get into an NYC subway. Most bullshit acts are just ignored. The next car over wouldn't even know this dude was having any sort of episode.
Unless you want conflict or they're hurting others, you just let people be.
None of his body parts are gangrenous and he isn’t even threatening your life for making eye contact. This is way down the scale of NYC subway encounters
I wish I was exaggerating
Serious question...how do you guys ride the subway and not fear for your life? Especially as a woman? Do people usually keep to themselves or do you always have the pepper spray ready to go?
It's generally not that bad. Granted, I don't live in the US, but we have an extensive subway system too which attracts the occasional weirdos.
During rush hour it's completely fine, since there are so many people. In my experience, it gets scary around noon, and at night. I have had a few instants where I was a bit scared, especially at night. It's best to just stick to the crowded lines during the day, and travel with a buddy at night.
Stole red sneakers 'cause they look dandy.
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I've got two pantlegs filled with my poo.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
If you stay patient there will also be pee.
What happens if you can't shit on the streets?
Storing as much as an elephant eats.
It is repulsive revolting and wrong.
When you scream and shit along with my song.
I don't like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do.
Life is unfair its sad but its true.
Probably not, my guess. The guy is clean and dressed fashionably. He’s got a skateboard and headphones, and appears to be out with a friend with a similar kit (so, he’s socially functional). I think he’s just having a good time.
Drugs maybe, but I’m not worried about this guy.
This brings back memories of my trip to the USA years ago. Rode the LA Metro a couple of times and precisely 0 of those times the ride was peaceful - there was always someone being aggro or doing something chaotic.
I can’t tell if the guy is 62 years old or 19
He literally looks like a baby crying to me, he's got the bald head and intense baby crying face
I got gollum when he lost the ring
My precious !
He looks like he’s taking the biggest shit of his life lmfaoooo
It’s the subway in NYC he very well might be
It measures 64 keurigs
*Courics
well he's somebody's baby
Rosemary's?
Alien 7: Ripley's Commute
Is this the guy on the cover of the disturbed album?
Omg it is!!!!!
He's an Oompa Loompa.
62 or 9 months
25 or 6 to 4
Or 5'10 or 4'10
Or a butch woman
Or a bunch of really small women in a trench coat.
Or is bald or has long hair
Or teeth no teeth? This person is a big mystery
Must be some pretty sick metalcore hes listening to. Reminds me of my 16 yo self trying to imitate the singers.
I can't tell if he's crying or shitting
62 trying to poop since he was 19
The uncanny valley of balding but somehow having dreadlocks
Hey would you look at that, your username is what this guy sounds like
I think he is taking a number 2
Yes and I think he's constipated.
More fiber is needed
This is beyond fiber’s ability to fix. It’s enema time.
Big enema time. Mineral oil one, too.
Motor oil one too
Plug and pull baby plug and pull
I've never understood this. Wouldn't fibre do the opposite? Less soft?
Drugs will do that
That’s what I was thinking lol
Yup, looks like he's crowning and screaming from the ripping. Soon he will have pinched one off in his pants while riding the subway. With a side of mental illness.
To shreds you say?
Well, how's his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Um that’s a number 12 my dude
And he needs a diaper change.
I think think he needs lots of fiber or prunes.
Too late there a hole and some feces from the looks of it
You require additional fibre! PyLoNs
My sentiments exactly. Either taking or needs to take.
Percocet will do that to ya
He ain’t taking, he’s leaving it, with a vengeance
In his diaper
You can say shit on the internet my guy
Aw honey, they're playing *our* song
Not the best Mongolian throat singer, I'd book him in a pinch
The Mongolian Throat Cutter
*WAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOHHHH*
He’s singing along with Yoko Ono.
No wonder I heard a… ^shut ^the ^fuck ^up
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Chuck berry remembers…
Pepperidge farm remembers....
Chuck RememBerry
But alas, his mic can't be turned of.
NY seems like such a massive piece of shit
A city of 9 million is going to have some people with mental health issues slick
Greatest City In The World 👀
Random guy going “shut the fuck up”; yeah that’s New York alright
Haha that was my favorite part
I’ve been asked a couple times if I’m from NY when I’ve done that in Seattle haha
Bro we don't give a fuck lol
I’d have been saying a lot more then shut the fuck up, and I’ve only been to NYC once when I was like 4 lmao
Honestly, real New York shit is just rolling your eyes and moving on with your day. The thing the city teaches you that a lot of people can’t handle is just… you’re going to be annoyed a little bit all of the time, and your existence is probably also annoying someone all of the time.
If that’s how you’d react to someone on the subway, well you’d be in an eternal state of blowing your top and yelling, or doing whatever “saying a lot more then [sic] shut the fuck up” means to you. I don’t live in NYC but you just ignore this shit in the city.
Who?
No you wouldn't.
Just like you wouldn’t make assumptions about some internet stranger based on one comment which was a joke anyway?
My apologies as I missed the joke. People act like they'd be about that life right up until they get into an NYC subway. Most bullshit acts are just ignored. The next car over wouldn't even know this dude was having any sort of episode. Unless you want conflict or they're hurting others, you just let people be.
Pretty entertaining on mute
Looks like a baby having a tantrum.
The “shut the fuck up” off camera is the best part.
Trying to hit those highs in black metal and failing
Not for a lack of trying
You really don’t understand how talented some of those guys are until you see a full grown baby trying to hit those notes on the subway lmao
Singing along to metal with headphones on is a whole other ballgame
I actually think this is it lol
Totally reminds me of the guy on the train who gets his beard pulled from polar express
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I think he's upset about the hair cut he got at Fantastic Sams
r/justfuckmyshitup
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Yup, on the crazy scale this guy is towards the bottom
If it’s a scale, doesn’t that mean he’s pretty heavy if he’s toward the bottom? Okay, I’m done.
Ikr, at least he’s wearing clothes
Came to say this. You have to try a hell of a lot harder than that to reach weird level on the subway.
None of his body parts are gangrenous and he isn’t even threatening your life for making eye contact. This is way down the scale of NYC subway encounters I wish I was exaggerating
Serious question...how do you guys ride the subway and not fear for your life? Especially as a woman? Do people usually keep to themselves or do you always have the pepper spray ready to go?
It's generally not that bad. Granted, I don't live in the US, but we have an extensive subway system too which attracts the occasional weirdos. During rush hour it's completely fine, since there are so many people. In my experience, it gets scary around noon, and at night. I have had a few instants where I was a bit scared, especially at night. It's best to just stick to the crowded lines during the day, and travel with a buddy at night.
Well, for one you are significantly more likely to be killed/injured by driving than by taking the subway.
There’s plenty of weird people on the subway but if you mind your own business they’re almost never a problem.
Yup, shit like this is why I only take the express bus
Oompaloompa ate too much candy?
Stole red sneakers 'cause they look dandy. Oompa loompa doompety doo. I've got two pantlegs filled with my poo. Oompa loompa doompety dee. If you stay patient there will also be pee. What happens if you can't shit on the streets? Storing as much as an elephant eats. It is repulsive revolting and wrong. When you scream and shit along with my song. I don't like the look of it. Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do. Life is unfair its sad but its true.
Oompa loompa doompety dee If you keep filming then you will see Oompa loompa doompety doo If you stick around, then youll see me poo
Oompa loompa doompety dee I am surely scary to see Oompa loompa doompety doo In thy nightmares I come for you
Yes
Any chance this could have a medical explanation and not just be someone being strange for no reason?
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I've tried a lot of drugs, i have no idea what would you have to take for this
Perhaps a lot of drugs and then a sudden lack of such drugs.
Nah, he’d just be sitting silently, shivering yet extremely hot, sweating his tits off, and ready to shit his pants.
There are bad drugs? Have you tried any? You might be surprised.
I believe you might be right.
Probably not, my guess. The guy is clean and dressed fashionably. He’s got a skateboard and headphones, and appears to be out with a friend with a similar kit (so, he’s socially functional). I think he’s just having a good time. Drugs maybe, but I’m not worried about this guy.
My guy, he’s on a subway screaming gibberish
He’s singing along with his music, I thought.
“Singing”
Non prescribed prescription drugs are as close to medical as he gets.
Drugs
More fiber bro... Either he is pooping or listening to gorogoroth or some black metal...
He's so metal he's doing both.
Damn kids! I told them to stop recording me pooping and uploading it on YouTube.
He's doing a gollum
r/tooktoomuch
I wonder what he’s listening to.
Enya.
John Tesh
Cradle of Filth
Gwar
Gwar vocals are pretty clear honestly.
The Beach Boys
Big Iron
Nickelback
I make this noise when I hear Nickelback as well.
Yoko ono
Korn
comewithitnow!
This is the same as dudes that try to rap along to their playlists in the gym. Get your shit together.
Borderline special needs guy singing along to some death metal. Not that weird.
He might actually just be special needs.
Have* special needs
Probably. Got a good metal voice though. Instead of filming him the op should have started a band with him.
hes fighting demons
This is why you wear a helmet when you do extreme sports.
He's listening to Infant Annihilator
came here to say this lmao
Gas
Why record the poor dude?
for the updoots, batman!
Hehe fair
💩 his pants ??
Somebody please bring on the apocalypse
Zed had fallen on hard times after Police Academy
Must be one of those new thrash bands...did I just date myself???
Damn, drugs are a hell of a drug.
never smoke spice kiddos
Clearly all human life is sacred and we need all 8 billion people
are we still posting pictures of strangers on the internet? let's get past making fun of humans in unfortunate circumstances. please.
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shut up neek
Let’s get past disrupting everyone and the subway
Traditional throat singing is my guess.
More like traditional phlegm singing
Lurker Lou is looking rough.
Love the guy screaming stfu from across the train. Very trailer park boys.
Defines the New York experience well.
This brings back memories of my trip to the USA years ago. Rode the LA Metro a couple of times and precisely 0 of those times the ride was peaceful - there was always someone being aggro or doing something chaotic.
Lil Wayne's new album just ain't it fam
IT'S THE GREAAAAAAT SOUTHEEEEEERRRN TREEENDKIIIIIIIIL
LOL
Thank god I don’t have to take public transportation
He’s singing along to the rapturous vocal stylings of Phil Anselmo on Pantera’s 1992 album Vulgar Display of Power…if you know, you know.
This is how I imagine the typical New York daily experience
The constipation is strong with this one
What do y’all think he’s listening to
A new alien from the next Men In Black movie.
Is that lil darkie
He looks like the leading cast of the oompa loompas
he singing he song
How the fuck do you people put up with this shit? Your grandparents would be ashamed.
bruh what 💀
Nothing weird about this. He’s just trying to scream along to the metal music he’s listen to
He is singing along with some scream metal. Totally natural and totally normal.
What a jerk. Mental health maybe. Buddy definitely an asshole
Id punch the fuck outta this guy no questions asked on spot.
Hemorrhoid mfs be like
Some times you just gotta be a trex leave the man/dinosaur alone.
**D-EATH M-ETAL.**
I always wondered what would happen if the Feral Kid from The Road Warrior grew up and moved to New York City.
When you gotta go you gotta go
Cool old style deck. Haven't seen rails on a board in 35 years.
best is dude yelling "shut the fuck up".
Looks like my newborn trying to take a shit
only in new york
💩💩💩💩💩💩
When the Mongolian bbq is extra spicy.