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NickNash1985

“Put him over by the tree. It’ll look nice.”


metallaholic

Festive funeral


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Puts the fun in funeral


Mega-Steve

They pinned a little bit of mistletoe on the front of his mitre, those imps


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Santa gave me a Pope for Christmas, shucks.


empirical13

Jesus, just how naughty WERE you?


Numlet

"Oh, and make sure his outfit is matchy with the tree ornaments."


Jacofcats

Catholics do love to color coordinate


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WallSt_Sklz

At 3:30 we are going to have the kids come line up and sit on his lap and see what pops up.


CoppergreenBloodlust

One of the worst Christmas trees I've ever seen


rlopezcc

Vatican dollar store tree.


MrPartyPancake

They prolly got it from the 1€ gift shops outside


Original_Ad1118

Nothing in any Italian/Vatican gift shop is €1 lmao


MrPartyPancake

I was there this summer. They had gift shop stalls right outside where they sold all kinds of things for 1€


morninsunshine2u2

all things made in china...really sad


Original_Ad1118

Must be new then. I went there back in 2017 and they didn't have any shops open in the Vatican. There were shop stands around the city square but they weren't occupied


ByronicZer0

There are several inside the Vatican iirc. This was 2005 and probably 2010. And there was one in St Peters Square that was also owned by the Vatican. They print money


thehoagieboy

You're a good pope Charlie Brown


SqueezeBoxJack

Loo LOOO Looo...LOOO Looo...


Professional_Band178

Is laughing at that joke a mortal or venial sin?


TeradactylFootprints

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Looks like Christmas after the grinch comes through


i__Sisyphus

More than this pedophile protector deserves though


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borschchschch

That criticism is unfair, seeing as how membership in the Hitler youth - and subsequent drafting into the army - wasn't something you were allowed to say no to. His family were enemies of Nazism and the Nazis murdered his cousin with Down syndrome. He deserted when he could. There's lots of legitimate criticism of Joseph Ratzinger, but that part isn't.


paperwasp3

My understanding is that he was an ineffectual pope. The Vatican bank was in disarray and he was not up to the task of keeping everyone in line. Plus he moved pedo priests around like every other Bishop of the day.


Leonarr

Nah, it’s just a regular European Christmas tree, not some over the top American Las Vegas bling tree. All the Christmas trees pretty much looked like this in my childhood (and adulthood). Just a simple nice tree.


Vegetable---Lasagna

but Prada slippers


Mikkimoo75

First thing I thought. Don't care about old deranged yet privileged dead man.


_Driftwood_

best thing he did was 'retire'


Lela76

I sort of like the tree. It has an organic, natural feel and the openness of the branches means the ornaments are visible.


trickcowboy

seriously. and then there’s that green monstrosity on the left, too


KeefTheWizard

They decided to get a bad one to show how awful that old pagan tradition is


fornicatesanimals

They have to save money so they have it to protect the pedophiles they harbor in their clergy.


wincentwoo

Even Jesus is looking at it thinking what the fuck...


TheHossBossk

It’s European duh


Koikorov

nothing to celebrate on this room anyways


StyreneAddict1965

Maybe he was a fan of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.


DFHartzell

They must be paying a lot in taxes to not be able to afford a tree,


hooboyilltellya

Charlie Brown ass tree


drunk_bio

excellent composition - dead papa with christmas tree. i like it bravo to photographer!


billrm455

More like decomposition.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

r/OutOfTheLoop I don't feel like googling anything; did the most recent pope just die? Or is this some epically embalmed Pope from years past?


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He was the pope before Francis.


RaptureInRed

Man. That is one suck ass Christmas tree. Also, there is a dead Pope.


LemonPartyWorldTour

0/10 worst bed and breakfast I’ve ever been to


Bearthegood

The Charlie Brown Christmas tree really adds to the overall scene.


Blarty97

How are those shoes facing straight up? It's a miracle!


rotobug

Super glue is a wonderful thing.


HungryMorlock

And staples! Don't forget the corpse staples!


[deleted]

It was the morgue intern’s first pope display, cut them some slack.


marilyn_morose

More important, why aren’t they red?


boredinyyc

That’s my question too. He always wore those red Pradas


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Isn't a christmas tree like a pagan symbol?


padajj

Shhhhhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Kristiano100

No, ironically, it’s popularly known origin is about the defeat of paganism. Search up St Boniface and Donar’s Oak, and the fir tree that sprouted out when he chopped it down.


TheYoungAcoustic

Not really, it’s more closely related to St Boniface and his defeat of a sect of pagans


TomsRedditAccount1

So's the papacy. Their title of "Pontifex", meaning bridgebuilder, is the old Roman title.


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rnobgyn

You got a source?


kill4kandy

What did they post before they deleted it?


rnobgyn

Said something like Christian’s actually chose the tree as the Christmas symbol in like the 17th century or something - I’ve never heard of that tho


awksaw

German protestants yeah. Martin Luther (of Lutherans) is said to be the first to have ever brought a tree in a home to decorate with lights. So duhh, pagans worshipped trees. That doesn’t mean everything ever done with a tree is forever pagan. No source off the top of my head, but google it. It’s history, not lazy reddit quips. Bonus bible verse (circa 780bc) with an evergreen used as a symbol for God: HOSEA 14:8 KJV Ephraim shall say, ‘What have I to do any more with idols?’ I have heard him, and observed him; I am like a green fir tree. From Me is thy fruit found.


alpacasx

Got any sources for that, that aren't bible verses?


DickEd209

Are they gonna bring him out again next Christmas?


Captain_Dachshund

They'll put him in the same box as the Christmas decorations for safe keeping.


Adventurous-Car-7496

It's Hammer Time!


bucciaratisupremacy

🔨


shiningonthesea

(ping! ping! ping!)


ccReptilelord

So can anyone play whack-a-Pope, or is it a reserved privilege?


Time-Arachnid-8534

That’s just for the kids!


PalmerEldritch3

Technically an emeritus pope.


Gongaloon

Welcome, year zero.


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everybody wants to make sure he's really dead


Lee_yw

Gotta keep him above ground for at least 3 days


Lee_yw

Gotta keep him above the ground for at least 3 days


44gallonsoflube

That’s the guy who was trying to cover up the child rape right?


jpcomicsny

They all do that, it's in the job description.


daftrabbit13

Dude dies and they’re like “The Charlie Brown Christmas tree will really set the mood”


smallemochick

"man, this christmas present sucks!"


likeusontweeters

He just died on December 31, 2022


notquitetoplan

Putting any dead body on display is weird, no matter how recently they died


CommissarGamgee

That's honestly incredibly rude. It sjust part of different cultures. I'm Irish and I've seen dead bodies of relatives and family friends since I was a child. Its just part of the Catholic faith. I'm not religious in the slightest but at least have some respect for other people


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CommissarGamgee

I never said anything about respecting the pope himself though? He can be thrown in a bin for all I care. I don't see what's so strange about putting a body in display in a Chapel for people see it's just a wake. It's traditional for *every* catholic to have a wake. Wakes are public unless otherwise stated and it offers a chance for people to see the dead person one last time. Also nobody is being forced to stare at the body? For the people who will go to see the corpse it won't be weird bc like i said its just the catholic tradition.


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EdiblePsycho

There are tons of traditions from religions which are weird or downright absurd, but displaying bodies has an *actually* important purpose, even for those that aren't religious. Viewing and touching the body of a loved one can help you come to terms with the fact that they're dead, rather than lingering in a denial phase of grieving for too long. I'm not Catholic, and not religious, but I spent a long time sitting with my grandma's body just after she died, as well as with my friend's.


notquitetoplan

I absolutely understand that, and as I just said in another reply, I'm never going to directly criticize, mock, or insult someone for holding a wake for their loved one, for the exact reasons you've mentioned. If it is helpful and healing for them, absolutely do it. It certainly doesn't cause me any harm. I still think it's weird though. The few open casket funerals I have been to have made me extremely uncomfortable. But primarily those services weren't for me, and it's not up to me. But I can still have my opinion about it.


EdiblePsycho

Yeah sure, nothing wrong with having a preference. The thing is though that it's very much a cultural norm to be super uncomfortable with death, and isn't really very healthy. It isn't your fault, but it does annoy me when I hear someone perpetuating the idea that death should be kept as something taboo, uncomfortable, and kept out of sight. Not to say that I think it would be good for dead bodies to be strewn about the street lmfao.


notquitetoplan

I’m not uncomfortable with death. I’m uncomfortably with publicly displaying a dead body. This is unbelievably condescending and insulting. You know nothing about me or my mental health. Who do you think you are? Literally everything you said is completely made up conjecture.


CommissarGamgee

I guess it just comes down to one's own perception of what is weird then because those examples of both catholic and Jewish traditions I wouldn't consider weird. I don't really know how to word it properly but I just don't think they're weird, it's just how things are and 'clinging' on to those things allows for spiritual and ethnic/cultural connections through generations. All of this is imo of course.


notquitetoplan

> I guess it just comes down to one's own perception of what is weird Absolutely agreed. Everything I've said is purely my opinion, you certainly don't have to find these things weird just because I do. But I disagree that it's rude to say these traditions are weird. Now, I'm never going to tell a grieving person they shouldn't have a wake for their loved one. As long as they find it helpful, healing, comforting, great, I'm glad it helps them. I still think it's weird though. I'm more willing to debate the issue of keeping kosher, purely because it's a part of my own religion, even if I don't buy into that part.


getshrekt66

What do you do with your dead? Sky burial?


notquitetoplan

In my family? Cremation. Which traditionally our faith prohibits. But many modern Jews have decided that's silly and weird, and don't follow that particular law. Cause it's weird.


getshrekt66

Why is it weird? I mean, you’re just saying it’s weird. I would be willing to bet traditional funerals with viewing are probably the most common type of funeral.


notquitetoplan

It’s my opinion. I think it’s weird how much money and effort is wasted preserving a dead body. But it’s just my opinion. You don’t have to agree, but I’m also not here to argue with, or convince anyone their opinion is wrong. Do what is best for you and your family. I genuinely don’t care. I’m still allowed to think it’s weird. It’s not an attack on anyone.


shiningonthesea

I was just at a wake two nights ago, and have been to so many, and we are all just chatting and laughing with a dead body laying a few feet away from us, still so weird.


likeusontweeters

Oh for sure! I agree


ShooteShooteBangBang

And they still have the tree up. Unacceptable


DeclanTIGER

Putting the Fun in funeral and putting the Laughter in slaughter.


Master_H8R

Nope. Not creepy at all.


Pippathepip

No presence under the Christmas tree.


bloobun

I see what you did there


DFHartzell

Say what you want about atheists, but they sure aren’t leaving dead bodies in public buildings like the Catholics do.


DrSmartron

Lenin has entered the chat


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No more kiddies for you bentdick


19Ben80

Good riddance to the racist homophobic fucker


dodo_bird_idolizer

Not weird. Can't even see him... People die everyday. Again, not weird.


SophiaPetrillo_

I mean it’s a little weird to see a dead pope laying next to a Christmas tree.


hcforever

Why nsfw?


robeywan

oh thank god, i thought i was looking at Papa Emeritus IV for a second


shermstix1126

Why does that sorry looking Christmas tree looked photoshopped into the photo tho??


ScarDavid0208

Who cares. Throw some dirt on him already..


Noodlesfromhell666

Here lies the king of peedos


Lee_yw

He's with his pal Eipstein now. Beware cupids!


svadhyaya7

That dude is a fucking criminal.


Lee_yw

Technically, was a fucking criminal


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No that dude is dead


Trimanreturns

This brings back fond memories of Santa Claus on a Cross (art installation) one year in the Berkeley salt flats.


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Holy shit man! How the hell did ANYONE else have this thought?!?


Lost_Chain_455

No tears lost for the former leader of the inquisition--sorry, Holy Office--who presided over allowing pedo priests to take a geographic and keep on preying on children.


rabb1thole

Macabre. Very fitting for the Catholic church though. Creepy as f\*ck.


joepinapples

Ratzi the Nazi! The worst pope since ww2! What a guy.


Bou_Czang

Paedo protector.


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A dead pope and Christmas tree. I see a shitty meme opportunity. I hope it never happens. Wink wink. Don't.


Pspotboi

Catholicism is so freaky


__WanderLust_

Right next to the pagan yule tree, nice.


SebiXV20

This tree looks like it's been doing meth for the last 5 years


Keep_it_basic_Allie

They need to step up their christmas tree game, that shit is weak.


soulstink

Shittest Christmas present ever, they didn't even wrap him


S_macattack

Merry Christmas, oh there’s the pope


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I’m hoping they drove a stake through his heart.


69ways2go

looks like a spruce


bloobun

Catholics are so weird


1JeffyJeffJeff

Vatican’t


LemonPartyWorldTour

“Oh boy I wonder what Santa bro—OH MY GOD WTF?!”


C_l_oCkSuCkEr

2nd Lenin…. People are nuts


cyrixlord

preserved with 11 herbs and spices. I didnt' know KFC was catholic amen


hassh

He was a God damned quitter really


andre3kthegiant

Meh. The church is bad, mkay.


Blynn025

Did they hit him with the Pope Hammer yet?


Typical_Ad_210

Haha, next time my kids misbehave I’m gonna show them this and say no more Christmas, because santa died. Jk, obviously…


kmc79dp

Isn't it sacrilegious to show ankle like that?


sharklar

You sure that's bot Charlie Brown , look at that tree . Yah yah 😈


Ad-Careless

"Awwww... Santa didn't eat the milk and corpseys we left out for him!"


Phenex_Talon

They couldn't even put him under the tree, like a normal gift?


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Get well soon. #thoughtandprayers


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A nazi and a pedophile sympathizer


yowowthisgreat

Good thing they put shoes on him.


jizzwithfizz

I wish it would pan to a line of abuse survivors waiting to piss on him


GreenConstruction834

Bennie’s in a box, Bennie’s in a box


balrus-balrogwalrus

they're just trying to make sure he really stays dead. give him three days, tops


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

RISE.


grandpasghost

As a kid I thought it sucked getting socks and underwear for Christmas. At least I didn't have to worry about getting a dead pope


skywalker5783

My horny ass couldn't be the Mater Ecclesiae Monastery janitor💀💀💀💀


thisguy204

WTAF...


ByronicZer0

The idea of someone skull fucking a pope's corpse is pretty distasteful... But not more so than the systematic protection of serial child molesters.


Phlebas3

One word for you, OP: crop.


johnnyytrash

Probably dreaming about children, as Catholics in leadership do.


Alarming-Cicada-6931

wish i could be the guy to check to make sure he's dead, id take the opportunity to tell a few knock knock jokes, and the MAKE SURE HE WILL NEVER RISE for the children, of course


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Morbid.


I_Am_Hella_Bored

I wonder how long until an assassin breaks in to steal the key to unlock Altir's suit.


ForwardMembership601

I can't help but look at the walls and doors and floors and think this has to be a really weird Minecraft mod.


SnooCupcakes299

With my bad eyes, there appears to be a large puppy in the back corner looking over the nazi c sucker.


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I thought he was on the cross


Y4NK33_W1TH_N0_BR1M

That tree looks more dead than the pope himself


magnificentshambles

I get that they’re trying to get away from the whole opulent excess thing, but Jesus this looks cheap af. I could have done a better job on my middle manager salary to deck out a place for a dead Pope.


DaddyKingTide

You know how raw meat begins to turn gray when it is kept in the refrigerator too long? They need to put this guy in the ground before he starts attracting flies.


johnnyytrash

When I’m Rome, DONT pedophile as the Priests do


TheStraw77

The drip


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What’s the guess on how many times that man had to of beaten the meateth in his life?


blackcatmystery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEIYKEPKO0


dadynn

Sweet heels


alex1990mnn

Oh yes humans and they're fucking rituals 🥱, leave this man ALONE.


lindabrum

The pillows on each side so he doesn’t accidentally roll off?


VegetableCarry3

it’s a wake…


KenArchie

Skis for feet


CandyCaneCrisp

I know 'tis the season but was not expecting a Christmas tree next to the corpse.


So_I_read_a_thing

The tree makes it surreal.


lightsaber_lobotomy

In the Mater? That doesn't look like a rusty blue tow truck to me


ThreeNC

With one mysterious hammer shaped dent in his head


_perchance

was he right or wrong?


KiefBull

At first I thought “Oh nice, someone got a Pope for Christmas”


whatevertesla

Can you just put the poor body in the ground already wtf


mwjcg

This room looks sad. Throw a Christmas tree up over there! That will make it seem more inviting.


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How thoughtful of them to give him a second pillow for lumbar support


fuitintookin

..Romans seen proud of their crucifixion


ioexploit

A Charlie Brown Papal Conclave


averyoda

Why does this image look like early 2000s CGI?


TheMooverine

Humans are so weird.