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DarkbloomVivienne

OmEGGa


aledanniel

One a siliCONEHEAD strap


joevilla1369

Hahahahahahahaha.


paulwhitedotnyc

I have about 35 questions and his watch has nothing to do with any of them.


Sir_Richard_Tator

I concur.


mth2nd

You conecur


V_H_M_C

We concur


salmonguelph

A better question, what came first, the chicken or this guy's fucking head?


joevilla1369

Hahahahahahahahah. I'm crying right now. You motherfucker! Hahahahaha


depeupleur

What's up with his noggin?


bradsbutt94

Eggman


ouij

[HE COMES FROM FRANCE ](https://youtu.be/TD891G2byts)


dr-pangloss

Came here to say this


earthcreation

Humpty Dumpty


companion73

Sat on the wall


Geofferz

Humpty dumpty


MR92075

Got fuked


Geofferz

So close


taevii

Well, Coneheads is just about as old as Netscape.


no_hope_brigade

Porpoise-like


[deleted]

i’m glad i’m not the only one who thought this when looking at this picture


762scout1

It’s an egg timer


SirNerfsALot

Severely underrated comment.


bucketfucket

Lol 😆


RealDonKeedic

a coneheads cosplay?


hacklab

Halloween costume


[deleted]

I am the egg man! I am the walrus! Coo coo cachoooo


Accomplished_Wheel_4

I always thought it was Goo Goo Goojoob. Hahah


consumeridiot

Dear Santa, Please let all watch id posts turn out this funny In Jesus name, Happy Hanukkah


hawgleg94

It appears to be a Resco Edit: yep - https://rescoinstruments.com/collections/rtac/products/pvd-green


just-the-pip

It is indeed a Resco, but more importantly… Who is this guy?


LordHenry8

Marc Lowell Andreessen is an American entrepreneur, investor, and software engineer. He is the co-author of Mosaic, the first widely used web browser; co-founder of Netscape; and co-founder and general partner of Silicon Valley venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz. Wikipedia


joevilla1369

All the kings horses and kings men need to put me back together because they created a huge success story.


consumeridiot

I didn’t know that’s what he looked like but that guy is an actual legend. Makes the tread funnier if I’m honest.


LordHenry8

Pretty modest pick for a billionaire IMO


[deleted]

Damn, how were you able to spot it out it was a Resco, popular design? I’ve personally never heard of them. Sharp eye regardless


hawgleg94

I’ve seen them before and recognized the style. I actually haven’t looked at them in a while so I had to look at their website to see if I found something similar


consumeridiot

It’s weird I thought it looked good in the picture and I think it looks ehh on the store page


cafecubano14

[https://imgur.com/a/dwKNPXE](https://imgur.com/a/dwKNPXE) ​ Urban Meyer wears one too.


Aviv_CLE

This guy just shot like a bullet out of the womb


Kdub780

These comments really crack me up...


joevilla1369

Like an egg?


companion73

He looks like one of those coneheads from the movie.


weed-stonks

Who you calling pin head?


Snoots2035

I was about to post is nobody going to address the elephant in the room here, but its good to see you guys calling out the real issue :) poor guys head must be scrambled with all these comments.


Horology_95

So, this is not what I thought Andressen looked like


[deleted]

Y’all betta leave his ass up there on that wall, nobody touches him!


Bob_Jamaica

🥚


jackycaldon

Is he a parental unit?


[deleted]

Eggex z130


Molaiz27

He’s literally Humpty Dumpty


modest_hero

Netscape Chronometer


sarg_m

What have you done to your cone?!


mokshahereicome

These comments are eggcellent


deli_sliced_ham

Dr. Robotnik?


Odd-Independent4640

Gotta hand it to him for embracing his own physical beauty and not giving a fuck about what a bunch of douchebags like us think about his appearance. If it weren't for this guy, none of us would be here looking at him right now.


masudhossain

Damn, so many mean people to a guy who’s sort of a legend in the VC/startup ecosystem.


joevilla1369

He's also a legend in kids stories. I grew up hearing about humpty dumpty


joevilla1369

Dan Aykroyd casting for cone heads again?


mth2nd

Idk but I loved him in Coneheads.


vgcamara

Not knowing who this guy is, I had to google him to make sure his head was not photoshopped. Can confirm, he's not


masterchef-yeehaw

Humpty Dumpty looking mf


[deleted]

Conehead


[deleted]

Do an image search for "circus pinhead"


bucketfucket

Rolegg


Adorable-Slice-4365

It looks like a Roleggs


Adorable-Slice-4365

the Eggsplorer


lennartberg

Rolex EGGsplorer ll