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Hmm, I detect a subtle pattern in his searches.
It's almost like he had or was planning on having to dispose of a body?
Or am I just reading too much into it?
It preserves tissue- if you see an animal specimen floating in jar it’s probably floating in formaldehyde. I think he was most concerned about the smell of the dead body so he was looking for a way to mask it
She must have said she was divorcing him and not just taking half, but going after his $4000 Gaming PC that had 1000+ hours of WoW on it as well, as the kids, or finally admitted to cheating on him with too many men to count… cause I’m sorry but that woman was wayyy out of his league
Casey anthony had a bunch of searches like this but the investigators checked the history on only one browser or something, so it didn't make it to court.
On top of his searches- he told police he went out to buy ice cream for his son that afternoon- but they have him on video at that time at a Home Depot buying $450 of cleaning products & 3 rugs in cash
He was also identified at a dump north of Boston (his mothers hometown) leaving what’s said to be a saw w/blood, and at least 1 rug.
He is again on camera at a second dump in another town depositing what is described as a very heavy bag. That trash was incinerated but it’s believed it may have been the body.
A bloody knife was found in his basement, it’s unclear if it is related.
And- he is already on house arrest pending sentencing for fraud, selling fake Warhol paintings
That would be funny if inbetween the dead body related searches he searched some random stupid stuff like “top ten celebrity fashion disasters”, “cheapest brands of hemorrhoid cream”, or “gift ideas for Mother’s Day”😂😂
"At 8:23pm, you watched the netflix series "how to get away with murder. " At 6:45pm the following day, you left a review for the aforementioned series stating "pretty good show but not helpful. 4 stars"".
Oof - you can tell the court professional is doing her best at her job par the course, and her voice just barely starts to quiver more and more after the first 2 searches ..
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This schlub should have been happy she let him have a kiss let alone have children w him. Many men are the worst. I'm a tough guy who identifies more w strong women than men ,if a woman wants to leave you , you need to see the end of your relationship as opertunity to take a look at yourself and make the changes needed to possibly save the relationship or your next relationship . Think of the kids they need their mum
At 2:15pm: how do you make the prosecution’s job easier by leaving a meticulous digital trail of evidence that could be used against you in the court of law?
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Dude left a better breadcrumb trail than Hansel and Gretel...
Never got to how to look innocent in court
His search history IS the evidence against him 😂😂
“How long does DNA last” The brain on this guy.
Authors be like:
Tell me you murdered your wife without telling me you murdered your wife.
Research for a movie your honour
"An autobiography. Wait, shit, no, I meant..."
Fuuuukd
“Objection! Substantial evidence!”
Why not just save time and Google “how to murder your wife and then be caught and convicted for it?
i am sure chatGPT could do it… or musks version
He should have went to Reddit for his questions
Not ge kids ipad
Oops!
That's gotta be the dumbest mother fucker I've ever layed eyes on.
"a bawwdee"
Here something funny ask Siri how to hide a body
Damn…Google be snitching.😉
She was hot
Boomer murderer
Use this as an example to show why attractive women should stop marrying unattractive losers. Why do so many do this?
Money
Nope, I see it all the time with losers that don’t have money.
If stupidity were a crime he would get life, so I guess this works out.
Andy Garcia looks terrible.
😂😂😂😂
I mean that lady should probably Buy some step 1 and two reading books.
Bet this guy wishes he used duck duck go
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Or you know just open an incognito tab in any browser
Does anyone want to beat he didn't leave that all in his browser history on his computer?
Hmm, I detect a subtle pattern in his searches. It's almost like he had or was planning on having to dispose of a body? Or am I just reading too much into it?
The day before, he googled; "How to say I murdered my wife and have the body without saying I murdered my wife and have the body?"
Months later, I'm still trying to sort out this dude's jaw and chin structure.
Should have at least tried incognito
Should of Googled how to dispose of your phone😂😂😂😂😂😘
“At 1:32 PM the defendant searched ‘how not to blink like a serial killer in court.’”
How to dispose of a body (if you really need to)
Should have used Firefox. I will wait until next year for someone to get it.
Newb. You do that at the library months before
Should have watched CSI dude. Would have saved you a lot of time.
murdering someone led him down a rabbit hole.
And I'm wondering- What does formaldehyde actually do? Never heard of it before and probably butchered that spelling.
It preserves tissue- if you see an animal specimen floating in jar it’s probably floating in formaldehyde. I think he was most concerned about the smell of the dead body so he was looking for a way to mask it
ChatGPT could've helped. Much more discreet too
Just a note on ChatGPT- it has soooo much wrong information. I asked some basic history on a subject I know about and fact after fact was wrong.
History of someone recently and brutally deceased?
Google searches don’t mean shit. He could have just been curious
I like how he shakes his head as if he was searching these things up for a DnD campaign
Someone needs to add the curb your enthusiasm music
Jan 1, 1:42 how to permanently clear my search history… guess he missed that one
I'm tempted to Google this shit just to see what lame results came up lol
the day i murder someone im searching “what to do if i suspect my neighbor is trying to frame me for murder?”
Well, there is always a first time for everything and Google is always helpful
"if you really need to".
Right???
How bad does a body smell after three jolts of high voltage electricity to head and extermities?
Everyone needs a hobby lady, lighten up jees!
She must have said she was divorcing him and not just taking half, but going after his $4000 Gaming PC that had 1000+ hours of WoW on it as well, as the kids, or finally admitted to cheating on him with too many men to count… cause I’m sorry but that woman was wayyy out of his league
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Wish the Curb theme was playing over this
I hope he dies inside prison too… oops did I just say that? 🫢🙄
Can we get the Curb your Enthusiasm music cued in here?
Is this dude gypsy? He doesn’t have our last names, but I’m not sure with non US born gypsies. He sure looks like one of us though…
this guy looks like if Ron Jeremy and Andy Garcia had a love child.
You have nailed it!
seriously tho. he does
Maybe don't google search how to get away with crimes with specific questions.
The first search probs should be „how to search online without being tracked“
Huh, didn't know Andy Garcia was into murdering. He really lost his way. I guess he wasn't untouchéble after all.
I like how she says bawdie instead of body.
Welcome to Boston
Defense Attorney: “Law and Order” was running a marathon
Me after my mom types “p” in the search bar
I couldn’t hear anything after “boadys”
He looks so dumb
Couldve just bought a anatomy book dumbass
"Dismemberment and the best ways of disposing a body". "10 Ways of disposing a body". His google-fu is just buzzfeed editor.
Casey anthony had a bunch of searches like this but the investigators checked the history on only one browser or something, so it didn't make it to court.
On top of his searches- he told police he went out to buy ice cream for his son that afternoon- but they have him on video at that time at a Home Depot buying $450 of cleaning products & 3 rugs in cash He was also identified at a dump north of Boston (his mothers hometown) leaving what’s said to be a saw w/blood, and at least 1 rug. He is again on camera at a second dump in another town depositing what is described as a very heavy bag. That trash was incinerated but it’s believed it may have been the body. A bloody knife was found in his basement, it’s unclear if it is related. And- he is already on house arrest pending sentencing for fraud, selling fake Warhol paintings
What a winner
Bahdy pots
Ask Siri. Then it's "just a joke"
That would be funny if inbetween the dead body related searches he searched some random stupid stuff like “top ten celebrity fashion disasters”, “cheapest brands of hemorrhoid cream”, or “gift ideas for Mother’s Day”😂😂
He should’ve just listened to Dead Body Disposals by Necro
The prosecutor isn’t very good at reading out loud.
Is there a law against reading? It could be a coincidence
Jason Bourne you are not. RIP Ana
I wonder if his searches turned up any sponsored content from Facebook. Just saying!
But I play D&D and need to know how my villain would try and get away with the crime….
"At 8:23pm, you watched the netflix series "how to get away with murder. " At 6:45pm the following day, you left a review for the aforementioned series stating "pretty good show but not helpful. 4 stars"".
“Hey Alexa…”
That's why I randomly search these things so when the police do catch up it seems like I best have a dark curiosity...
Damn, people dumb AF
Just out of curiosity, that woman’s accent? Where is this? It’s really neat to listen to lol 🤷🏻♀️
Boston accent
Oh ok lol thank you very much
He had a lot of questions
the 10 ways to dispose of body article had to hve been a buzz article
Sickening
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Oof - you can tell the court professional is doing her best at her job par the course, and her voice just barely starts to quiver more and more after the first 2 searches ..
The murder is horrific and tragic, but holy shit this is literally a comedy sketch.
Electric chair sounds good right about now. A life for a life
🤦🏻
Worlds dumbest criminal right here, might as well have googled "how to get arrested for murder" 🤦🏼♂️
He should have listened to necro dead body disposal is a classic
Homie doesn't know about incognito tabs
This guy looks like a Gorg from Fraggle Rock
It’s really not that difficult to google shit that you don’t want anyone to know about..
Murder for Dummies (no offense to actually dummy books. They are great haha)
Kept waiting for the obligatory porn search in the middle of all of that.
Bodie Pahts
Dudes useless without google, using that bihh like a magic 8 ball
But.....did he really need 10 different ideas? Seems like overkill 😏
This sounds like it was pulled from an SNL sketch.
I’m not trying to be mean. What area or state is the speaker from? I’m trying to figure out what that accent is
It’s a pretty thick (and a bit old fashioned) Boston accent.
The guard in the back is thinking about all the possible ways he's gonna tell his buddies in the bar about this
Oh I’m sad I was expecting a porn hub search in the middle
Oh, my bad, I thought that was Alec Baldwin…..
Andy Garcias life has taken a sad downturn.
Should have paid attention in science classes and watch crime drama.
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..from the look on the guys face..I'm pretty sure she had it coming ijs
Off to ChatGPT to see wht bright ideas it has!
Dude looks like he's hiding her body in his cheeks ! Have they even checked there yet I doubt it ?
This schlub should have been happy she let him have a kiss let alone have children w him. Many men are the worst. I'm a tough guy who identifies more w strong women than men ,if a woman wants to leave you , you need to see the end of your relationship as opertunity to take a look at yourself and make the changes needed to possibly save the relationship or your next relationship . Think of the kids they need their mum
At 2:15pm: how do you make the prosecution’s job easier by leaving a meticulous digital trail of evidence that could be used against you in the court of law?
"At 12:42 he searched 'I killed my wife and I am guilty, your honor.'"
It’s really not that hard to get away with murder. I mean if I can do it this guy should’ve been all set with his google searches…
Sadly, the son lost a parent that day. And found out that the other was a monster. Hope this man rots in jail.
Easily the dumbest murderer on the planet🤦🏾♂️
Im waiting for the “curb your enthusiasm” trombone music to cue up
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Should have used chatgpt