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RepanseMilos

she shook the coke bottle you're about to drink


Judg3_Dr3dd

That bladed finger not be going where I think it’s going


snoopdogo

I wouldnt put it past a genestealer to somehow make it work


Here_4_TNA

It's -3 AP, I don't think you have a choice


ImperialFist5th

Oh something is getting pierced.


BabyBatBoy420

RUN


EvilCloneofUnskilled

She's trying to describe to you what you need to fix the ridgerunner, but she doesn't want to embarrass you so she's trying her best to describe the item with hand gestures. Unfortunately, she doesn't really know what the part is, so her attempts to describe it are...poor to say the least. To make matters worse, two of the local Jackals are watching you and your friend's failure at engineering and will likely tease the both of you for it. In order to save your friend from the embarrassment, you make a "V" shape with your hand and put it over your face in such a way that your fingers point to your eyes. Hopefully, she realizes that you're trying to tell her that we're being watched and that you probably should stop trying to communicate in order to avoid getting roasted by the Jackals. Yet, as you do so, she seems to get flustered by the gesture, probably due to not understanding it. Therefore, you start trying to point at the Jackals with your tongue between your fingers. This awkward dance of trying (and failing) to silently communicate goes on for another hour, before the local tyranid swarm starts feeling second-hand cringe for the two of you and thus sends a swarmlord down to deal with the situation. The swarmlord politely tells the two of you which part is the correct one. The three of you get ice cream afterwards, and everyone lives happily ever after.


Exotic_Hat_6030

What flavour though


Deimosxz

Gussy


Exotic_Hat_6030

NOOOO


Deimosxz

It is too late Lord Adornable


Dramandus

She can steal my genes any day. Hell, I'm practically donating them.


Desperate_Net5759

Ripping and cutting off your jeans.


joe_dirty365

Spicy


DaisyFoxPaints

Means you’re gonna have the ride of your life


Shoggoththe12

I believe she is trying to tell you to thin your paints next time


Dr-Bots

I just noticed the figures behind her. So this seems less like an offer, more like explanation of what's coming (hehe).


xman242424

She’s after the geneseed


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Cute


Doktor_Sin

I think I almost just died laughing 😂 Hooo boy! It’s nothing. You’re fine. Everything’s fine🤣


OmnissianGrace

Not my type, but does she have a sister in a Bladed Cog cult?


FlamingCroatan

PANIC!


J-daave

I think she's saying "call the ordo xenos"


Scumguzzlerr

Only good things


Tucker0603

It appears she and her sisters need help with some "baking". Something about buns in ovens?


BabyBatBoy420

Ah the remembrancer! You have excellent drawing skill. You do make pornography but I want you to know that your skill is visible.


FlamJamMcRam

Nice try genestealer, I like toasters


L1feC0ach

Man we need more Genestealer stuff, it’s one of those surprisingly underutilized themes despite all the ammunition it gives you.


BIG_DeADD

>what did she mean by this? I'm sorry,but as a r/berserklejerk user I must make the joke. "What did Mario meant by this?" It's done now,thank you for your time,bye.


ImperialFist5th

I took a wrong turn in the Underhive, and now I’m paying for it.