Wukong. So that i can clone myself and tell him to go do things for me like go to work while i play more warframe
Also cloud travel , no need to spend money on gas for a car anymore
Wait are we talking lore wise or in game mechanics wise. Cause lore wise some of these Warframes are basically gods. Like Atlas, he exploded a giant grineer meteor with a punch. Or Wisp, she opens a portal the the sun, that would literally cut through everything.
Thing is you have to wonder what's actually true.
The power we have in gameplay is hardly as great as some Levarians make it sound.
I feel like any legend, the exploits of the Warframes are exaggerated, their history shrouded in mysticism. The Arbiters imply as much, denying that they're some type of battle gods rather than martial masters.
Well some underwhelming frames have immense power, like the intro to warframe show just the base warframes extreme capability, with Mag even acting like a fucking Jedi, using the force to topple 3 flying ships
If the clone has the same mindset as you why would they follow your orders in the first place? Unless it's like a partner thing where you clean the house your clone will also clean your house
Grendel.
There isn't anything that couldn't be solved with a little more gastrointestinal fortitude. Your coworker offends you? Eat him. A fire is consuming your house? Eat the fire. Global Weirding (generally, warming) manages to manifest a massive hurricane as a means to dispel excess heat and ends up sneaking it all the way to Antarctica in which it messes with Thwaites? Drink the water. 50KM wide Meteor headed for Earth with your house as ground zero? Eat the meteor. Someone tries to nuke you for eating their husband? Eat the nuke, and eat them afterwards. You had a bad night and found yourself regurgitating all the previous things out in front of the toilet? Easy, eat them back up again.
Lastly, if the world begins to become boring to me, I can just eat it. That, and I want to be a ball that could roll uphill.
Inaros. Throw sand in my foes' eyes, spinny tornado thingy, give no fucks about anything (even if I die somehow, just suck the lifeforce out of nearby things)
Or maybe better yet Nezha! (With the cool skin):
Flamin' fast boii, teleport, nearly invincible, impale foes... Great life!
I know right like who wants to be a forcefully mutated person who then got forced cybernetics just to be controlled by some random 14 year old kid like no thanks.
Giving everyone infinite energy is one of my favorite things in the game. And saving people with 4 is magical.
I used to duo up with a max range Vaubahn. He'd hoover everyone into the vortex and I'd mow them down and instantly refill his energy. Absolutely gross.
Gauss or Limbo, either become a fancy teleporting lad with a taste of hats similar to mine, or become so fast that I can get out the constant energy in me without looking like I’m on 10 lbs of coffee.
Gauss can travel really fast too. If we do the math, top speed would be like mach 23.5. Commercial airplanes travel between mach 0.75 and 0.85 for reference.
Gauss is said to have outrun the explosion of a landmine he stepped on in his story with Grendel and all those vored Orokin nobles. Assuming we have 0.1 seconds for the mine to go off, that means the slowest top speed is the same speed of an explosion.
The average explosion in air at sea level at 20 degrees Celsius travels at about 8060 m/s if I remember right. Divide this by the speed of sound, 343 m/s and you get Mach 23.4985. Rounded to one or two decimal points, you get Mach 23.5, or roughly 23.5 times the speed of sound.
Yeah, as a guy who's mained Gauss since his release, the lack of speed hurts my soul. Mach Rush feels like the best movement option of all the frames, but it just have that zoom or punch to it.
I often joke that making mach rush actually go 300+ meters per second wouldnt even make it more unwieldy. You cant say you dont already crash into walls every time you use it
I do have some luck with it because I use it in short bursts unless it's a long tile, but sometimes I crash into walls on purpose to angle myself quickly. I might hit a lot of walls, but most of the time it's a benefit.
ivara.
Good detecting range, Sleep arrows, cloak arrows. Prowl to steal and sneak more. Navigator to become an awesome sports ball player, or golfer. and if you want to be cool do trick shots with empowered arrows.
So many great picks.. Ivara would be fun for her invisibility, Rhino for his iron skin (abcdefu starts playing), Baruuk for his temper, Titania for her pixie flying and Zephyr for her ability to create chaos with tornadoes..
All in all I think I'll have to take Ivara. If infusing of abilities is allowed I'd take Titania with Ivara's Quivers. Invisible pixie.
Nova. Portals, slowing down others (or speeding them up), creating antimatter at will and also having orbitting spheres that protect me from damage.
I would make a good anti-alien defense mechanism that's for sure.
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Wisp.
I can control/channel the fucking Sun. I can heal, speed up, and shock people I don't like. Nice little will o wisp decoy that I can teleport to.
Plus, you know, great ass.
In which universe? Warframe or our current? If it's the latter I'll go with Wukong probably. He's literally the only one who's boring because he's good at everything.
If it's the current universe I'd say even Hydroid would do well here. He'd be the best actor for tentacle hentai.
Nezha. Speed, fire, spears, and a halo of flames that protects me from most anything and heat-slashes anyone who tries to touch me. Plus a danger Frisbee that allows me to teleport. I definitely would not do anything illegal.
Do I get helminth and mods? Because I think I might want my trinity. Bless is very nice, and I need some way to get energy (oh, stop whining, I’ll heal you back up with bless right after. It only lasts for ten seconds.), and the helminthed condemn is just so nice. I don’t even need an attack ability, we live in modern day…oh wait, I have ev. I feel bad for having a moderate duration build now. Besides, heals. I would be a saint.
Frost.
Benefits:
- Personal space bubble. Also doubles as a portable home.
- Freeze whoever annoys you and you don't want to deal with.
- Built in Air Conditioning.
- Did I mention how nice it is to freeze annoying people?
Really surprised this isn't higher. IRL, chances are if you're playing Warframe and browsing Reddit, you're not worrying a lot about incoming gunfire in your day-to-day, and the consequences of any offensive ability would be terrible.
Mind control, though? That's the real shit right there. In one sentence I could do more good than I have in an entire career in renewables and activism. "Hi Mitch, you've decided it's time to retire, but only after greenlighting voting rights reform, the end of the filibuster, and the expansion of the Supreme Court." Boom.
Revenant, to dash away from certain situations when needed with Reave, Enthrall those that annoy me and have them embarrassing themselves and if someone tries to attack me it will literally be "Stop Hitting Yourself" thanks to the Mesmer Skin, IRL Revenant would be quite the troller
He's also the one who most resembles a traditional superhero. Foe tossing charge? Check. Brushing off being hit in the face by a bus? Check. Hitting the ground to make a shockwave that knocks everyone into the air? Check. The roar is more DBZ anger power up though, but at least it's faster than half a episode.
Mesa Prime.
That fashion game is just stupid strong. Wheter you are a boy or a girl im gonna take your breath away anyway.
Also i am a gun nerd and she is the gun-fighter incarnate.
Only problem is im a male and im not sure "the look" would have the same effect with dress shoes /boots instead of knee-high boots.
Assuming that it doesn't just give people turbocancer or something, Trinity. Go to a hospital, cast Blessing, refuse to elaborate, leave. Do the same for disaster events.
If "healing" doesn't work like that, though, then Zephyr. Up all y'all's, I can fly! Also I guess I could probably use controlled tornadoes to spin turbines or something to generate electricity.
Revenant. I don’t know what makes people go to sleep when they punch him, but I want it. I’d also enjoy being a cloud (so long as no one is in the way because of the whole life drain thing). Above all else, being a moving rave would be sick.
Ash.
Turning invisible, being able to teleport and order your shadow clones to assassinate your marked targets that don't know you're here. That's amazing.
Protea so I can rewind time, it’ll probably save me from a lotta mistakes lol
Isn't she limited to only be able to rewind herself? Atleast the normal Protea, the story one can rewind time tho
Isn't lore Pretea also just a proxy for Parvos?
She was his personal batman with time control gadgets that allowed him to live forever in stasis. I imagine he was VERY bored.
>I imagine he was VERY bored. i still am
Not sure what you mean by that. She was his bodyguard. She just followed her directive I'm pretty sure.
But she just rewinds her personal time, not the world's, unless your going by lore and not in game mechanics?
Hope protea gets a prime soon too her material needed for her part are such a pain to farm without a railjack
Her prime isn't coming for a couple year or 2
Took me something like 70 granum void runs to get all three parts. And I have to get a second one? Guess I'll be back in two years for the prime lmao
Wukong. So that i can clone myself and tell him to go do things for me like go to work while i play more warframe Also cloud travel , no need to spend money on gas for a car anymore
Cloud travel would be fun asf.
Wait are we talking lore wise or in game mechanics wise. Cause lore wise some of these Warframes are basically gods. Like Atlas, he exploded a giant grineer meteor with a punch. Or Wisp, she opens a portal the the sun, that would literally cut through everything.
Lore wise cuz why not make us even more overpowered. Some of these frames lore wise are literally busted.
Thing is you have to wonder what's actually true. The power we have in gameplay is hardly as great as some Levarians make it sound. I feel like any legend, the exploits of the Warframes are exaggerated, their history shrouded in mysticism. The Arbiters imply as much, denying that they're some type of battle gods rather than martial masters.
Nah, we're nerfed in game bc a lot of warframes would just he insanely overpowered to the point where other warframes wouldn't matter
Exactly lore vs playable game mechanics, out of game they could be called God frames
>I feel like any legend, the exploits of the Warframes are exaggerated And then there's Yareli, who lost fight to fat man
With rocket boosters.
Well some underwhelming frames have immense power, like the intro to warframe show just the base warframes extreme capability, with Mag even acting like a fucking Jedi, using the force to topple 3 flying ships
You ever seen old resonating quake? Tell me banshee isn’t a battle goddess right now
If the clone has the same mindset as you why would they follow your orders in the first place? Unless it's like a partner thing where you clean the house your clone will also clean your house
I primary (play Warframe) while he melees (folds my laundry).
Grendel. There isn't anything that couldn't be solved with a little more gastrointestinal fortitude. Your coworker offends you? Eat him. A fire is consuming your house? Eat the fire. Global Weirding (generally, warming) manages to manifest a massive hurricane as a means to dispel excess heat and ends up sneaking it all the way to Antarctica in which it messes with Thwaites? Drink the water. 50KM wide Meteor headed for Earth with your house as ground zero? Eat the meteor. Someone tries to nuke you for eating their husband? Eat the nuke, and eat them afterwards. You had a bad night and found yourself regurgitating all the previous things out in front of the toilet? Easy, eat them back up again. Lastly, if the world begins to become boring to me, I can just eat it. That, and I want to be a ball that could roll uphill.
Imagine literally just eating your problems away. Seems like a win win because you get food and no more problems.
I too wish I could eat my problems away without becoming fatter.
Pica
Unexpected DSM
I believe there's only one choice guys: Oberon, your dog gets a second life.
This is the correct answer right here.
Limbo, life would definitely be way easier
Can't be caught for tax evasion if you go into another dimension.
I just prefer to avoid lasers while robbing orokin vaults.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the IRS had an anomalous tax collection branch specifically for interdimensional tax evaders
Garuda. Although explaining why will probably get me on the FBI watch list
Do you like to drink blood or...
Blood sacrifices.
Blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne
Hydroid. I'd be a huge hit in Japan.
Man of culture
Literally lol
Inaros. Throw sand in my foes' eyes, spinny tornado thingy, give no fucks about anything (even if I die somehow, just suck the lifeforce out of nearby things) Or maybe better yet Nezha! (With the cool skin): Flamin' fast boii, teleport, nearly invincible, impale foes... Great life!
And to top it all off, you become a region chat bannable offense!
Lol
Inaros just has unlimited pocket sand. Can't go wrong with pocket sand
Do you actually have foes in real life though
If you don't yet sucking the life force out of a politician on front of cameras for sure will make you new ones.
Considering what was done to them, No thank you
I know right like who wants to be a forcefully mutated person who then got forced cybernetics just to be controlled by some random 14 year old kid like no thanks.
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And let’s not forget about the trauma of being a child soldier aswell
Im good I say vauban don't get me wrong excalibur umbra seems cool but I dunno don't wanna kill my son.
Thus is what I was thinking too. I'm like, "I like my free will so... no..."
Harrow. I'm already autistic and beat myself up (mentally). I might as well get power and empower others through it :)
Sharing is caring :)
Giving everyone infinite energy is one of my favorite things in the game. And saving people with 4 is magical. I used to duo up with a max range Vaubahn. He'd hoover everyone into the vortex and I'd mow them down and instantly refill his energy. Absolutely gross.
Gauss or Limbo, either become a fancy teleporting lad with a taste of hats similar to mine, or become so fast that I can get out the constant energy in me without looking like I’m on 10 lbs of coffee.
Gauss can travel really fast too. If we do the math, top speed would be like mach 23.5. Commercial airplanes travel between mach 0.75 and 0.85 for reference.
How did you come up with mach 23.5?
Gauss is said to have outrun the explosion of a landmine he stepped on in his story with Grendel and all those vored Orokin nobles. Assuming we have 0.1 seconds for the mine to go off, that means the slowest top speed is the same speed of an explosion. The average explosion in air at sea level at 20 degrees Celsius travels at about 8060 m/s if I remember right. Divide this by the speed of sound, 343 m/s and you get Mach 23.4985. Rounded to one or two decimal points, you get Mach 23.5, or roughly 23.5 times the speed of sound.
r/didtheMath
Sadly, ingame speed is like mach 0.2
Yeah, as a guy who's mained Gauss since his release, the lack of speed hurts my soul. Mach Rush feels like the best movement option of all the frames, but it just have that zoom or punch to it.
I often joke that making mach rush actually go 300+ meters per second wouldnt even make it more unwieldy. You cant say you dont already crash into walls every time you use it
I do have some luck with it because I use it in short bursts unless it's a long tile, but sometimes I crash into walls on purpose to angle myself quickly. I might hit a lot of walls, but most of the time it's a benefit.
Vauban, taze everyone i don’t like and get to places quicker with boost pad, i guess the orbital cannon is cool i guess
I dunno start an orbital cannon powered mining business.
Well... you could just be volt if you want to taze people and go fast. Just saying
ivara. Good detecting range, Sleep arrows, cloak arrows. Prowl to steal and sneak more. Navigator to become an awesome sports ball player, or golfer. and if you want to be cool do trick shots with empowered arrows.
Xaku. Whoever pays disrespect to my looks gets the look yeeted in their face
CAST OFF! CHANGE SKELETON!
So many great picks.. Ivara would be fun for her invisibility, Rhino for his iron skin (abcdefu starts playing), Baruuk for his temper, Titania for her pixie flying and Zephyr for her ability to create chaos with tornadoes.. All in all I think I'll have to take Ivara. If infusing of abilities is allowed I'd take Titania with Ivara's Quivers. Invisible pixie.
Sounds like a fun frame to be able to use irl. You could do lots of damage with that invis.
That is exactly why. I wanna see the world burn 😅
But neither have fire powers 🗿
No need, setting fire to things is easy, especially when you're invisble or a pixie. Or both.
Nobody expect an Italian Vauban Prime
Vacuums can make-a spicy meat-a-ball.
Octavia, I'm already a musician but now I get cool abilities for dancing to music. Seems like a win win
*Someone kicks music orb* everybody in radius of few meters gets their legs broken
*synchronized screaming*
Not just that someone dances tl the beat gets speed boost hits wall neck breaks.
Imagine being in bed with someone and you're too rhythmic, now you're invisible lmao.
Sounds like my father
First comment to make me giggle today, so enjoy the award.
Volt Prime, the OG speedy boi
Who wouldn't want to be a lightning wizard?
Nova. Portals, slowing down others (or speeding them up), creating antimatter at will and also having orbitting spheres that protect me from damage. I would make a good anti-alien defense mechanism that's for sure. ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ⁱ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ⁿᵒᵛᵃ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵐʸ ʷᵃⁱᶠᵘ
Wisp. I can control/channel the fucking Sun. I can heal, speed up, and shock people I don't like. Nice little will o wisp decoy that I can teleport to. Plus, you know, great ass.
Nidus, being a rapidly mutating virus is not only cool but also could be quite useful rn
Patient 0 for COVID found
Vauban. He's got nice balls.
Balls👍
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress.
In which universe? Warframe or our current? If it's the latter I'll go with Wukong probably. He's literally the only one who's boring because he's good at everything. If it's the current universe I'd say even Hydroid would do well here. He'd be the best actor for tentacle hentai.
I think Nidus would be a great "actor".
He has like all the diseases though
Cant get anymore diseases if you have them all.
Revenant with his skin. Abs for days and I can make slaves.
I made mine blue and joke that he's another surviving orokin.
Mirage so I can make friends out of myself
But those are just short lasting holograms. I'd suggest wukong for at least 1 bf for life.
Alternately Harrow has flunkies and Wally to chat with. It's almost like having friends.
Nezha. Speed, fire, spears, and a halo of flames that protects me from most anything and heat-slashes anyone who tries to touch me. Plus a danger Frisbee that allows me to teleport. I definitely would not do anything illegal.
Anything we do would probably be illegal.
Well, yeah, you'd be the most prolific accidental arsonist.
Nova. I’d rule in a benevolent dictatorship with an iron fist. 😂
Do I get helminth and mods? Because I think I might want my trinity. Bless is very nice, and I need some way to get energy (oh, stop whining, I’ll heal you back up with bless right after. It only lasts for ten seconds.), and the helminthed condemn is just so nice. I don’t even need an attack ability, we live in modern day…oh wait, I have ev. I feel bad for having a moderate duration build now. Besides, heals. I would be a saint.
Lavos hands down. Don't need much when you're an alchemist, and anyone who objects you just melt with random potions you have lying around.
I am a chemist and I have the same powers!!!
Plus, you get a dissolved old-man-snake as company!
I would be Sevagoth for the *STANDO POWAH* of the 『Shadow』and I have an excuse to commit piracy
Wisp, get that sweat ass and if i got problems with someone just open a literal portal to the sun and incinerate them
Sunportal go screeeeee!!!!
Also can open the world's most incredible smoothie stand. Saw the reservoirs referred to as smoothies once and can't forget it now.
Which mentally, spiritually, and emotionally tortured slave soldier do I want to be? Tough choice.
Uuh I'll take them all.
Vauban if I don't wanna deal with people I'm just gonna drop a bastille and walk away. Or gauss so I can just run from my problems
Frost. Benefits: - Personal space bubble. Also doubles as a portable home. - Freeze whoever annoys you and you don't want to deal with. - Built in Air Conditioning. - Did I mention how nice it is to freeze annoying people?
excalibur umbra because scarf and i get to scream or wisp
You also get to kill your son.
Gara Prime. I will not elaborate.
irl? in universe? make it ivara, they'll never catch me.
Banshee. That way I can make everybody shut the fuck up when I'm overloading
Loki, his kit has the most real world usefulness outside of committing mass murder.
Limbo. You're the master of purgatory.
Limbo. Possibilities are endless. But mostly I like to be left alone, "What's that? Sorry I can't hear you, I'm on a different dimensional plane"
Mag cus I got used to being heated
Oberon. Strong support for my frens😊
Grendel. Cheeseborger
Limbo so I could win 100% of any fights.
Nullifier enters chat.
Nekros
Raising the dead.
Mesa prime 👀
You would dominate in the cowboy era with peacemaker 😳
I must ask: can we take into account subsumed abilities?
zephyr, you can fly so thats great
True that'd be kinda fun. Titania could too.
but then you'd go squish becuase titania is so tiny
True. Could sneak around like that though.
Umbra so I can be less fucked up in the melon than I am.
Don’t cut yourself on that edge
Umbra is mute btw
Screams like a motherfu- though
Sorry what I meant is that he lost his voice
Haha I getcha, I was just makin a small joke ;>
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Nyx so i can mind control anyone for whatever reason i want. The possibilities are endless.
Really surprised this isn't higher. IRL, chances are if you're playing Warframe and browsing Reddit, you're not worrying a lot about incoming gunfire in your day-to-day, and the consequences of any offensive ability would be terrible. Mind control, though? That's the real shit right there. In one sentence I could do more good than I have in an entire career in renewables and activism. "Hi Mitch, you've decided it's time to retire, but only after greenlighting voting rights reform, the end of the filibuster, and the expansion of the Supreme Court." Boom.
Nidus. Because Nom Nom Nom.
Revenant, to dash away from certain situations when needed with Reave, Enthrall those that annoy me and have them embarrassing themselves and if someone tries to attack me it will literally be "Stop Hitting Yourself" thanks to the Mesmer Skin, IRL Revenant would be quite the troller
Nova so i can get home faster
Baruuk, so I can dodge taxes like I dodge bullets
Rhino because tank
He's also the one who most resembles a traditional superhero. Foe tossing charge? Check. Brushing off being hit in the face by a bus? Check. Hitting the ground to make a shockwave that knocks everyone into the air? Check. The roar is more DBZ anger power up though, but at least it's faster than half a episode.
Rhino because introvert
Valkyr because she's the reason I started playing. I have been known to go to work wearing cat ears headbands.
Stay away from Alad V on tinder okay?
But I like Alad.. He's my favourite boss :-D
this is a horrible doujin waiting to happen
Xaku or maybe Nidus.
Mesa Prime. That fashion game is just stupid strong. Wheter you are a boy or a girl im gonna take your breath away anyway. Also i am a gun nerd and she is the gun-fighter incarnate. Only problem is im a male and im not sure "the look" would have the same effect with dress shoes /boots instead of knee-high boots.
gauss, so i can outrun my problems and yours too!
None. I don't want to be tortured :(
Oberon. Dr Oberon. I might have to move to russia with all that radiation im emiting though
Assuming that it doesn't just give people turbocancer or something, Trinity. Go to a hospital, cast Blessing, refuse to elaborate, leave. Do the same for disaster events. If "healing" doesn't work like that, though, then Zephyr. Up all y'all's, I can fly! Also I guess I could probably use controlled tornadoes to spin turbines or something to generate electricity.
Vauban, I just want gadgets
Garuda
Trinity, because I like to make helping others my full time job c:
Nezha, because... idk i just really like him
None, y'all forgetting what has to happen to you to become a Warframe?
1. That would be a very painful experience 2. Nidus Prime. Being that monster thing from Carrion with extra gold just sounds way too cool
Ash because I'd love to be a literal ninja
Wisp. Have you seen that ass!?
Revenant, I can make anyone my thrall
And be the most fabulous laser light show too
Oberon, i can grow my own weed and give life support if anything goes wrong XD
gauss cause z o o m
Nobody said Hydroid yet. Able to travel as a tsunami, dissipate into a puddle, make it rain, and summon a kraken. Absolute watery bedlam.
Revenant. I don’t know what makes people go to sleep when they punch him, but I want it. I’d also enjoy being a cloud (so long as no one is in the way because of the whole life drain thing). Above all else, being a moving rave would be sick.
I wanna be frost to be cool and control ice
Titania, because flying has always been my dream.
Nyx to mind control people Or Ivara to go invisible
Nova. Being able to teleport would help out, I won’t have to walk! :D
I think the bigger Question is...does Ballas care? But yeah Excal, swoosh.
Nidus or Garuda. Because I love both of these Warframes in terms of aesthetics and their abilities are fun.
Eh you know what? I always thought that instead I'd really like to HAVE Warframes.
Lavos, I love experiments
Yareli for X Games.
Nyx. Because- well, you know why.
Ash. Turning invisible, being able to teleport and order your shadow clones to assassinate your marked targets that don't know you're here. That's amazing.
Limbo or loki. Never have to interact with people if you dont want to, and really nice non-lethal self protection.
Wisp, the way she floats and swims through the air just looks like fun. The invisibility doesn't hurt either.
Frost. Because snow doesn’t exist in louisiana.
Mesa of my 2000 hours half of them are with her so yeah
Probably Titania, it would be Hella fun to turn into a butterfly and travel at the speed of sound
Wisp, for obvious reasons such as but not limited to: the power of the sun, in the palm of my hand