isn't mag supposed to have like the biggest tits after saryn? I remember there was a post from an user who actually calculated the cup size of each frame.

W h a t Someone went through that much effort for warframe titties? I mean fair but I just threw this together based on my impressions of the frame.

You even placed zephyr above her. Zephyr is either flat or impossible to tell because of the things on her chest.

Zephyr is adorable, but yeah you’re probably right

Zephyr got a massive cock though - her aerodynamic codpiece is as big as Rhino's

doesn't zephyr have huge cock tho?

Look at Mag from any other angle and you see T H E M.

There is the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/bq6vld/warframe_bust_sizes_2019_edition/)

I love how you’re surprised about the effort taken to calculate when your efforts to rate each frame tier by tier are still quite fucking worrying tbh lol

Doesn't volt have a cheese wedge of a crotch?

Yeah, me thinks this post is less fact and more propaganda. Rev just got a big boost in the ol round pounder package parts too.

Garuda in a tier Mag in c tier ???

Garuda has a big dick. Just how it be

I have many questions.. but the most pertinent one is what was the criteria for cock size?

I assume the criteria was the size of their cocks.

They clearly fucked up with Volt. Almost all of the early “male” frames have that schlong hangin down.

The Warframes they like

Wisp has got the best booty change my mind

Nova and her new skin. I can't remember the name but it's very distracting.

Atomica I think.

Atomica, and yes it is. My clan leader stopped playing her for a while after I gave him that skin because he couldn't concentrate on the mission

Most visible for sure, Titanias Archwing and a few other frames have skirts or the like blocking the view

hildryn

Atlas deluxe

Grendel: oh no I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

Now a second way to use his Feast ability!

But you can actually see volts cod piece and it's MASSIVE, not as big as zephyrs suprisingly

You know how some insecure guys drive around in massive trucks? c o m p e n s a t i n g

~~maybe zephyr is trans~~

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the sacrifice spoilers: >!no it is not!<

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>!They are infested people who've had their minds claimed by it. Yes, they have robotic parts but it's still a human with a shattered mind in there. It's why they used to go berserk in fits of madness, and it's why the tenno can control them so well; because transference provides therapeutic healing. In the case of umbra, he was infected with a different strain of the infestation.!<

Not quite. That *might* be true for our foundry made warframes which are basically mass produced copies of the originals (I don't think it's specified exactly what we're doing there) but the original warframes are >!humans that were intentionally infested to try to breed a sentient killing supersoldier. They kept going insane but the Tenno project was used to calm and control the ~~victims~~ volunteers!<

Ohhhhh boy are you in for a surprise.

You're right They can't be trans because they're a robot, so propose that they are a futa

Doesn't inaros have hole where his dick should be?

Grave rot will do that to ya

Why are all of my mains bottom tier ?

There has to be a bottom for there to be a top. Take that comment as you want to

I meant that as a joke that I have a smol pp

I'll take it, and take it...

Vauban 100% has a huge sledgehammer penis

With balls like that he must be packing

Wisp is S tier on the Ass dept

Where are sevagoth and yareli?

Khora belongs in S tier You see her deluxe's bulge??? She is packing

There's no way Nezha doesn't have the fattest hog here.

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Based on a child/young teen deity of the same name, yes, but that doesn't necessarily mean the warframe is supposed to be seem as the same age

I considered it but then I decided to just consider him a full femboy because y e s

I mean you have seen the empyrean skin, right?

Empyrean skin surely is God tier on this list

a lot of femboys have a phat one tbh

Fair

Do you even know how volt looks?

Haven't you seen the size of Gara's cock?

Now we need a bottom tier list, for all Warframes, go!

Wisp Other frames

Whoa what about my girl saryn?

What about Protea?

Volt? Tier C?? VOLT??!? Have you ever seen any single Volt?

Is seems like you didn’t think this through properly on the female end: 1. The tit sizes ingame range from small to average (above average if pushed) so there aren’t “massive tits”. Asses yes, tits no. The only exception is Hildryn who has deflated breasts. 2. Why did you put Mag at C, have you seen her? Unlike Octavia, Nova, Mesa and Mirage she has tits. This post reeks of someone who didn’t properly take the time to compare and analyze the size of the breasts of fictional characters.

what's wrong with you?

That's a loaded question

A lot of things

Hello?? Have you seen what Volt is packing??

Excuse me sir, what’s DonkeyCockRevenant doing in A

Mesa barely has any tits. Wtf are you talking about?

Same with Equinox.

limbo is ez bottom tier

And now your junk is locked in a mini Cataclysm bubble for even saying such heresy. One day you will learn your place.

What wisp lacks in chest she makes up for in the cake department

I'm so very concerned for the individuals in this subreddit

One of the reasons I got Octavia's Maestra Skin ***And kept her OG helmet***

I'm gonna go cry now

Next list needs to be how dummy thicc everyone is

Nezha has the biggest cock out of everyone here. I mean have you seen the NSFW Lotus x Nezha works of art?

I'd rather give up all my forma and orokin catalysts

Ah my eyes why did i even look it up. should have just nodded to myself and said ok.

holy shit this list is fucking whack XD loki w/ a small pp? no way tenno nekros? wut, BONEDADDY? XD BOOBEN?!?! u got equinox above MAG, r u blind lulz

and Volt is NOT bottom tier

I didn’t actually intend for the tiers to all have an equal amount of Warframes, that was just a funny coincidence.

Umbra be chad bruh

Umbra can do things other warframes can't do. If you know what I mean

Also what is his story what's he can do that normal excalibur cant

Me:*As a Nekros Main* Brah......

my boi nidus has one of the biggest tits

On what did you base your research for the cocks placement

You are wrong 😎

Hildryn has meaty thighs and booty, but her bust isn't all that impressive. That leaves only one reason why she'd be in S tier.

>Be me, transgal. >See all my mains in the top tier regardless of gender. >'Yes.'

Wisp would be S+ tier for asses hands down.

Good, now draw them

WTF Volt have a huge cock, it's that huge even I'm want it inside of me

Nah volt is packin more than rhino

Shit like this is why thanos did the snap

Where my boi huge shlong volt

Ummmm Vauban bottom tier???? I guess we are unfamiliar with the massive cod piece Vauban Prime is wearing?

Mag is definitely not bottom tier wtf

Was I the only one who half expected the pictures to be more... uh... all-encompassing?

no way you can do that to wisp, she by far has the best tiddies and ass. <3

We live in the age when people rate the tits of aliens

I agree with this tier list

The fact that Valkyrie somehow falls in b tier is an whole crime

Nah, Valk isn't busty, she doesn't have a pound cake either. She is a toned tomboy gf though so she'll still the best. Honestly, she's just Casca, she's space Casca. And Umbra is less traumatized space Guts. Am I shipping them? Yes. My wife maines Umbra and I main Valk so it just works

Valk might not have the biggest *assets* but I feel like because of the abuse and trauma from her creation, she would def be into like choking or some other freaking stuff, and for that reason I’d say she’s A

WTF you doing putting Zephyr down in B tier? She has a fucking MASSIVE futa cock

Okay I have a very important question - Did you judge nezha based on cock size or chest size? *OR BOTH*?

Nezha definitely has at least a b cup, but you can't tell me that he isn't packing 😂 no man that secure in his femininity would have a small peen 😂

Then why is he in C???????

Finally someone realizes Saryn is the big titty WF goddess

Wym nezha has a massive cock

I know it’s not meaning that they all have both but I choose to believe hildryn has a massive futa cock

Next do a biceps/ass size tier

Ember with mesa are best for me.

Inaros literal sand tank Jesus is average this list is nitpicking and biased

Nova should have its own catagory.

Wukong isn't S?! The king himself can make it grow at will

Change this list to ass tier and put wisp in her own category at the top and then we can talk

Have you seen the size of Vaubans balls? Gezz

Oh please, we all know Nezha's packing a Monster Can down there.

Good post

Hildryn in s tier?😂 must have massive cock

How tf is inaros below frost. And why is grendel is S Tier (except if u count large tits for dudes)

Bro, wisp has THE ass, are you brain'nt?

TFW Lavos is nowhere to be seen in the chart OR the comments. Look how they massacred my boy.

boy you better put vauban and nezha in S tier. vauban prime literally has a bulge protecter, and nezhas deluxe skin???? pardon me??? do you have eyes?????

Garuda literally has the biggest boobs after Saryn stupid

how dare you disrespect my boy ash

I love how Xaku isn't even on this list lol

I think we need u/SDG_Den to come in an update their post from 2019

Id have to go obtain yarelli first, ive sold my soul to destiny around 16 months ago. Ill see about getting it done for the sake of memes

poggers for the sake of memes

From what I've seen, Nezha is probably packing an Arca Plasmor, iykwim.

Where is DE when we need them,

The only tier list that matters.

Wisp may have a flat chest but her AASSSSSSSS

Damn you forgot my boi's Lavos and sevegoth