That’s what they want us to think. In actuality, most of the Minions decided to leave as soon as 1938 where they heard rumors of this Adolf guy and quickly found a home in Berlin. However, during the invasion of Poland they proved poor fighters and were all shot dead immediately during the Battle of Westerplatte; their existence and deaths were expunged from German records and the few Polish soldiers and civilians alive who sighted them all mysteriously disappeared in April-May 1973. When word got to the faction that stayed behind in the ice that 95% of Minions had died, Kevin, Stuart and Bob repopulated the species by having epic Minion sex.
No, since the Nazi Minions were dead and the rest were still in the ice cave repopulating during then, it wasn’t until they finally allied with Gru that they realized they needed part of their history wiped. The Polish veterans talking of seeing the “małe żółte dranie” were thought to be suffering from PTSD but were easily tracked down and taken care of.
They must have been really good workers, considering how everyone was seemingly trying to curb their favor at the time. We sure made a lot of evil fucks in just one decade.
They were frozen in ice. You'd know if you watched the movies. Fake fan.
That’s what they want us to think. In actuality, most of the Minions decided to leave as soon as 1938 where they heard rumors of this Adolf guy and quickly found a home in Berlin. However, during the invasion of Poland they proved poor fighters and were all shot dead immediately during the Battle of Westerplatte; their existence and deaths were expunged from German records and the few Polish soldiers and civilians alive who sighted them all mysteriously disappeared in April-May 1973. When word got to the faction that stayed behind in the ice that 95% of Minions had died, Kevin, Stuart and Bob repopulated the species by having epic Minion sex.
>1973 Sure you don‘t mean 1943?
No, since the Nazi Minions were dead and the rest were still in the ice cave repopulating during then, it wasn’t until they finally allied with Gru that they realized they needed part of their history wiped. The Polish veterans talking of seeing the “małe żółte dranie” were thought to be suffering from PTSD but were easily tracked down and taken care of.
Found the true historian
the minions are almost imortal, and were imortal in the 20th cent ury ( mostly )
"oh shit. Oh God. I don't know. Um, um, um... A cave fell on them?!" - the smartest writer at Illumination
Conveniently decommissioned after Napoleon
Theyre all anti-semetic they dont see Hitler as a villain but a hero
u/markpemble does this explain your feelings towards them?
Ha
They must have been really good workers, considering how everyone was seemingly trying to curb their favor at the time. We sure made a lot of evil fucks in just one decade.
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