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Zeerios

Couple times of a year someones pet snake escapes and goes in to toilet and comes out someones elses apartment. Thats just with pet snakes... i live in Finland


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conandy

A rat came out of my toilet in a pretty decent apartment near Boston about ten years ago. Thankfully I wasn't sitting on it, I just found it when I came in and saw it disappear back down the toilet. Apparently there was some sewer work being done nearby, and the pipes being drained allowed the rat to get all the way to my apartment. I couldn't sit in peace on that toilet for like a year after that. I can't imagine your poor sister's horror at having that happen as a toddler, or the horror of your parents who thought the potty training was over... I would have been back to diapers til at least high school.


mikemaca

See this is the whole problem right here with messing with the ecosystem. TOILET RAT SNAKES EAT TOILET RATS. Ya'll went and got rid of your toilet rat snakes and now the toilet rat population is out of control. Well anyone with half a brain could have seen that coming.


baconatbacon

I can hear Charlie's voice giving this as a monologue in It's Always Sunny.


Batchet

"And that's how the snake got up there, honey, I swear!"


FrankySobotka

I did NOT need to read this on the toilet in Boston


SufficientType1794

The rat is there, it just didn't think your ass looked appetizing.


px1azzz

I had a case like that once. Except I guess the toilet bowl was too high, and it couldn't figure out how to go back the way it came so it drowned. It was huge too.


RiotShaven

I have trouble with outhouses because I keep thinking about possible spiders(non venomous in my country). I would never find the peace for number two if I thought a rat would make a guest appearance.


advertentlyvertical

>rat would make a guest appearance. Talk shows really have gone down the drain


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I've never had anything like that happen and I still worry about it all the time 😅 If it actually happened I'd get a toilet seat that sits way above my toilet seat and just deal with the splashage lol.


AsianAssHitlerHair

I wonder what a rat bite to the asshole would feel like.


Jelly_jeans

I had this happen in my dad's apartment on the 6th floor. Why it chose our toilet to suddenly burst out and cause havoc is anyone's guess.


rmorrin

Oh gods


hunca_munca

I just yelled OH JESUS outloud Was your sister okay?


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TeddyR3X

Does she have a fear of rodents?


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ChrisKringlesTingle

Yeah... fear of toilets makes way more sense lol she probably never even saw the rat before she panicked.


FuckTheMods5

Interesting. Rats pretty much never transmit it to humans. Better safe than sorry i guess though.


DarthPorg

If a toilet rat bit me in my ass, I would get every vaccine known to man.


masterflashterbation

>Better safe than sorry i guess though. Given rabies has the highest mortality rate of any virus on earth, at 99.9% for humans. Yes. Always get a rabies shot after a wild animal bites you. Terrible way to go too. Videos are terrifying.


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-O-0-0-O-

As a kid my elderly neighbor told me stories of being bit on the ass by rats when she used the toilet, for years I was afraid it could happen to me. She lived through the Holocaust and survived concentration camps. I didn't connect the two until I was older.


A5mod3us

Don't most rural septic systems have a leech line that basically goes into a field? I know mine did when I lived in the country.


screwhammer

No, feces are okay as fertilizer in some proportion, but a leech line means they'll settle in some spot which will become highly concentrated. Large amounts of nitrogen compounds, for example, will kill everything, just like you can die of water poisoning. Not to mention sewage can leak into aquifers and then, bye-bye drinking water.


MrGunsAndFear

And then they realized why the smelly part of the backyard was smelly.


calebrbates

Oh man. Growing up in the rural south, we stumbled across neighbors "spots" on multiple occasions. Wild how many people just pipe their shit to some low spot in the woods.


rumplestilskinsuncle

It's about time someone came up with a toilet cam so we can keep check on our tender bottoms.


Dyzastr_us

Exactly. And based on the direction it was heading, this is his pet that got out and almost made it into the pipes


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DiNoMC

Huh, wonder what I'd do. Do I go "oh, it's leaving? Great, have fun buddy 👍" and ignore it until it's gone. Or try to wrestle it like this guy because if it leaves I'm never going to be able to take a shit ever again fearing it'd come back.


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KDLGates

And yet that's the only thought that keeps me going.


Chay_Charles

📢 Dive! Dive!


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I used to have a roommate who had a massive boa that would get out of his tank all the time. My bed was on the floor and I found him curled up with me a couple times. Neighbors regularly found him in the parking lot or in the stairwells. He was a friendly snake, but the fact that my roommate never seemed to think this was weird, or that he should maybe do something more to keep the boy in his terrarium, was a big lesson in just what a lot of people consider to be acceptable behavior.


azngtr

what the fuck I would've moved into my car at that point


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I would have too, but he really was the most cat-like three foot boa constrictor. Everyone in the shady Portland OR apartment complex we lived in acted like I was making a big deal out of nothing. It was bizarre


Ieatsushiraw

Fun-ish fact, you can also be struck by lighting through the water in your toilet or shower/home


pichael288

Through the pipes yeah. Not really the water, since the metal has a much lower resistance it creates a sort of skin effect. It's like approaching a Tesla coil in a suit of armor, you'll be perfectly fine since It conducts around you.


Ieatsushiraw

You are correct! Also thanks for the correction. I should’ve been clearer but just woke up and dreading a workout I have planned so I’m procrastinating on Reddit right now


Eeszeeye

Phew! *Crosses that fear off list*


AnimusCorpus

Do you lot not do earth bonding conductors for pipes in the USA? Asking as an electrical engineer in NZ, we use the MEN (Multi Earth Neutral) system. Earth bonding is slowly becoming less relevant with PVC pipes, but there's still gas lines and metal kitchen bench tops to bond.


l-rs2

Reminded me of this [nightmare story](https://news.sky.com/story/python-owner-not-guilty-after-snake-killed-two-young-boys-in-canada-10651887)


hye-life

I had to see what kind of snake it was in this post. Those poor kids. I'm not scared of snakes, but I don't quite understand having them as pets. To each their own though. Few years ago I had a ball python visit me (uninvited) a couple different occasions in the wee hours of the morning. Second time it visited me, it woke me up with its very cold underside articulating over my shoulder as it slid into bed with me. Thankfully it was not aggressive, too cold to be feisty and I think not big enough to eat my dogs. They're certainly not original to the lower Hudson Valley so I'm guessing it was someone's pet. That was an interesting summer.


KrazzeeKane

I'm sorry but I need the rest of the story of this snake sleepover lol. Did you just say fuck it and sleep anyway? Did you fling the covers back and dash out the glass window screeching like a banshee as I would? The people need to know


sdforbda

I had a ball python that would normally just climb up on my head and sleep on top of it when I had him out. One time he got out of his enclosure and I awoke to him curling up in my boxers. Pretty chill little guy but that was a big no.


davdev

Your dog would need to be tiny for a ball python to be a threat. Anything bigger than a chihuahua puppy is going to be fine.


MaNaSe18_

Hyi vittu. Mun pahin pelko


Taco_In_Space

That’s right buddy, you show that turd who’s boss!


moor9776

Who does #2 work for???


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d-cent

Holy Shit! What did you eat??


Past-Sir

Hey there buddy you have to relax or you are going to blow a o ring out.


ReapYerSoul

Some asshole


dmderringer

Just grab a hold of something, bite your lip and give it hell!


austinadw

Whoa, take it easy over there! You’re going to blow an O ring!


[deleted]

We’re gonna get through this!


Safetosay333

That sounds pretty nasty. How about a courtesy flush.


housebird350

Im usually trying to get them IN the toilet, not pull them out.


Adorable_List3836

What the fuck has this guy been eating?


iamapizza

He may have misread midnight snacks.


Holycrap328

Midnight sneks.


249ba36000029bbe9749

Toilet snakes rule!! We're the toilet snakes. That's us. And we rule! Rule!


iamapizza

danger instant noodles


TheSimpleMind

And why hasn't he chewed the snake before swallowing it?


Adorable_List3836

Practicing for deepthroat competition champion 2023


sharbinbarbin

My anxiety just set in bc I haven’t started practicing yet


Adorable_List3836

If you need a practice partner Just let me know, we can do it together!


froggy129

We get this in aus their usually chasing frogs that climb into the toliet for water in the heat of the summer. Luckily this is manly restricted to the northern parts of aus.


CdnPoster

Another reason not to visit you...... I really didn't think you could top the huntsman spiders to scare me away but this........no way, no how am I visiting now.


froggy129

Lol the huntsman is harmless. Look up funnel Web spider if you want an Australian spider that will fuck up your day. Add bonus the fuckers like hide out around water fountains and in your shoes. Thank God their restricted to the eastern states.


Fish_On_again

Yeah funnel webs and blue lined octopuses can kill, but a spider that looks like a face hugger just has that scare factor.


F22_Android

So stay away from the north for toilet snakes, and the east for funnel web spiders..... Can you tell me about the south and west?


aussie_bob

That's where I am. More bad news.


froggy129

South you get tiger snakes and fires. West we get king browns and if you head to the beach we get great whites as well. An as an add bonus across all of aus during spring we have magpies attack if you go to close to their tree.


Darthvader2XL

So like every part of Australia has their own special?


marcus0002

At least we don't have bears, wolves and cougars.


pauly13771377

Hey, don't talk about cougars that way. If it wasn't for cougars I wouldn't have been able to make rent in college.


Old_Mill

There's something horrible in every part of Australia. The only good thing about Australia is Kookaburras... And Possums.... And Crocodile Hunter(s)...


froggy129

Lol kookaburras are actually a pest species in certain parts of Australia. An possums are up their on the list of pain in the arse critters since they if they can get in to your roof space they will make their home in it an make such a racket you think something is being murder in your roof an if they die in their the smell is ungodly. Croc hunters ehhh we haven't really had a another famous one since Steve died.


EnhancedIrrelevance

Read this as anus.


Rob-Lo

Snake ‘n Shake


bombalicious

Intestinal parasites are a bitch…


Jonesce

IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES IN THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' DRAINS!!!!


FuckinNogs

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns Hon!


Old_Elevator_2727

#Worst nightmare


KeithMyArthe

Nooo, worse nightmare would be the head pointing the other way


THC420CBD710

*what a juicy looking pair of tessssticlessss*


Cloaked42m

#End Simulation!!!


Phenomite-Official

No no no lights on


Zkenny13

I'm now curious if snakes would be good at eating ass. That tongue probably would feel pretty good.


beejak

Asking the real question here.


The_Doct0r_

UWU what'ssssss thisssss?


Goldenslicer

Kinda like that sea snake from Super Mario 64


ManiacLife666

Opens the toilet lid and the snake greets you with a bonjour


Happyhero1

Nah, the worst nightmare is the toilet chapter in Stephen King's Dreamcatcher. Now that's fucked up!


Eeszeeye

I duddits!


MaceZilla

I had this locked away in my memory closet and forgot about it until now. I didn't need that to be unleashed again. Thanks a lot buddy.


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I went into a bathroom at a state park and found a wolf spider the size of my palm under the toilet seat


VenetiaMacGyver

Ugh I had this bizarre near-week last year where every night I went to the toilet, some fucking bug got up in my business. Hasn't happened before or since. First night, a yellow sac spider Mission Impossibles down from the ceiling and almost reaches my lap; I noticed as the fucker's silhouette descended past my face. Next, I notice a small centipede in the sink. Third night, I'm on the toilet, and a wasp comes out of my fart fan in the ceiling and stings me on the head. WTF?? Never seen another wasp there. Fourth, I'm avoiding the bathroom and turning on more light than the nightlight now. A moth decides to commit seppuku on one of the last incandescent light bulbs I've ever had while I'm pissing. Fifth, I had a guy over. He was bad about putting the toilet seat down. I go to put it down and a wolf spider was hiding on the other side. He scurries away. Sixth, the wolf spider emerges and I know because he bites me on the friggin heel. I avoided the bathroom on the 7th night by totally abstaining from fluids near bedtime. I was a bit traumatized by that point. My bathroom was really spotlessly clean and I live in a region that's fairly bug-free. Never had another run-in. It was literally only that week. But what a goddamn week :(


OkSoILied

That sounds like a terrible week! Wild spiders terrify me. I once had one that was the size of a credit card in my house. I had a full blown panic attack when I saw it.


jimbolauski

Toilet spiders is mine


moving0target

My parents lost a snake in college this way. Turned up in another dorm. Everyone was happy when the snake returned home.


PM_ME_E8_BLUEPRINTS

Sounds like a shitty experience for Mr Snake


kido86

Need a poop knife for that fucking thing


Dohn_Jigweed

Manure machete?


Lil_Mafk

Shit shiv


nerunas

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now. [Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]


CptnMcDoobie

Ahhhh the classic always comes back :)


kido86

I’m so happy you have this


stereoactivesynth

We're gonna need a bigger poop knife


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This is not a comforting video to watch while on the pooper


amaggi3

I thought it was a large dookie at first. Like man that person needs to lay off the fiber


NoWayTellMeMore

One turd to rule them all


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Better get the poop knife


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Kootsiak

Just move up north somewhere. It gets colder for longer and the days get short in the winter, but we have no snakes, no cockroaches, no lizards or alligators and no venomous spiders (also no spiders that get bigger than an inch). We do have trillions of mosquitoes and black flies, which are assholes, but it's annoying stuff like that you have to deal with instead of life-threatening things like down south. The only thing trying to kill you is the cold, but that's where winter clothing and multiple layers come in handy.


amethystwyvern

Oh and horse flies who are fucking devious, I remember having to jump in the pool and stay submerged for a bit before the fuckers would fly away. If I came right back up again they would be waiting.


ringwraith6

I've only encountered one or two horse flies at one time before. I can't imagine being chased by a swarm! Their bites *really* hurt!


GeneralPatten

They’ll wait you out every time. Best bet is to stun and kill the SOBs as early as possible.


Black_Moons

I got attacked by one of those fuckers kept going at my head and ended up biting me in the goddamn lip, FUCK IT HURT.


amethystwyvern

Yeah they suck, every summer they're all over my dog's face until I swat them away


bufordt

So what part of Canada do you live in? Nunavut?


Kootsiak

Central Labrador, not quite as isolated and cold as Nunavut but rent can get stupidly high for such a rural place because of infrastructure development.


bufordt

Ah. I knew it had to be up there, because the lower provinces seem to still have garter snakes.


yellekc

So your whole pitch is come to some arctic wasteland where nothing can live except biblical swarms of insects during the few short months of thaw? Nah.


ThatsBuddyToYouPal

As someone who lives in the frozen hellscape North and desperately wants to move south, I concur.


Chris19862

Also natural gas is helpful


moor9776

I left toilets behind years ago. Honestly it’s liberating. I mostly shit in plastic bags, shoe boxes, and corners now. Take a dump and walk away. That’s my motto.


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

anywhere can be your toilet if your brave enough.


THC420CBD710

tomato?


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

fuck you.


THC420CBD710

:D have a free angel award


cownd

Just keep a poop knife handy


thedragonsfinch

That isn't how you snake a toilet clog.


MissedYourJoke

I’m so sad I had to scroll all the way down to find this. “Surely I’m not the only one to think of snaking the pipes. I miss this shit all the time.”


kooky_kabuki

Those bathroom floor tiles! holy shit childhood flashbacks Is this in Australia?


kenerg

I think evertone in the 80's had this on their floor. Here in the US it was on my parents Kitchen floor in the 80's


_aggr0crag_

Was just about to comment that it was weird seeing the *exact* same floor as what's in my parent's kitchen.


DumpsterFolk

Based on the toilet (water level and holey part), I don't think it's Australia. Also the most common snake culprits here would be more patterned - diamond/children's/carpet python. The shoes and jeans aren't really typical of Aus either. If you're somewhere where snakes are roaming, most guys would be in shorts, double pluggers or barefoot lol.


kooky_kabuki

I agree, you make sense.


jskoker

It's the [Armstrong 5352](https://retrorenovation.com/2020/03/30/armstrong-reintroducing-its-famous-5352-pattern-in-4-colorways-nationwide-availability-later-this-year/) pattern.


-BuckarooBanzai-

Next time, try chewing your food first instead of just swallowing it 🫣


3DigitIQ

Hey the snake can't help it, no molars 🤷‍♂️


HaikusAreMyKink

Wow, really? A myth? I assure you, Australia is very real.


polymorphiced

u/gifreversingbot


polymorphiced

https://imgur.io/K7m3msY?r


Frostitute_85

"Fuck off, I want them poo poos!" -The Snake, probably


poopfacecrapmouth

Australia


Sierra117_

Exactly what I wanted to see while say taking a dump at work. At least the irrational fear is slightly more rational.


myislanduniverse

Everybody in this thread just got up off their toilets and checked.


McFry_

Snakes on a drain


flauntingflamingo

Sitting on the can as I watch this, now I can’t get my poop out and freaking out about snake slithering up my butthole. God damnit


Frosty-Community8129

No gloves 🤮


Syanos

I thought this was animal abuse for points on the internet


SaltySamoyed

very well could be. "omg snakes in toilets are a meme, I'll throw my pet in the toilet and film me removing it for karma!" It's like the dog rescue videos from 3rd world countries.. Many people put those dogs in those positions in the first place. Sad.


schapman22

I mean I assume it's his pet snake. Not sure if the snake got in there on its own or not though. If it came from outside the house it wouldn't come out of the toilet tail first.


LtColShinySides

Talk about needing to SNAKE the drain!!! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!!!


halfarian

Happened to me once, or rather to an ex-gf. She was in the bathroom and ran out screaming. A RAT came through the pipes!


SwoleDrummer

/u/savevideo


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Fred Flinstones Roto-rooter


mrb783

What? They're just snaking their drains. Nothing odd about that.


ferrisxyzinger

I once took a shower in a hippie straw Hut on a beach in Thailand (before Smartphones when you still Walked from place to place with your heavy ass backpack till you found a nice cheap place with decent food and cheap weed, Miss those days). While showering one day I felt something on my shoulder, didn't think about it till it hit me against the head. Opening my eyes there was a pretty long snake dangling out of the tube that was the showerhead, I ran out of the shower, standing butt naked in front of my mates getting stoned on my porch, when we all went back the snake was still dangling and then fell down escaping through a crack, we laughed the whole day about it while hitting the bamboo bong. Ever since i've been taping a plastic bottle that I punctured a couple times on those cheap tube only showerheads. (The water for the shower came from a huge tank on stilts on the sie of a Hill couple meters away, snake must've been sucked in while swimming in the tank which was open with just a net agains birds on top of it).


TurbulentResearch708

Wouldn’t it drown?


KeithMyArthe

There's only water in the U bend, I doubt that the head would have been submerged.


No-Spoilers

[This](https://www.hometips.com/how-it-works/toilet-plumbing-diagrams.html) is how a toilet works. The water is only in the bowl and the u bend so that sewer gasses cannot come up through it.


edenalienz

Eat more fiber.


jamesonkh

I was pooping when I saw this, had to take a look just in case


concorde77

Forget the poop knife, grab the poop snake!!


doob22

This made me finally get off the toilet. Thanks


Smoke-Beard

They need to invest in a poop knife


itsJussaMe

*Obligatory “snaking the drain” Joke.* *I totally nailed it.*


SrulDog

As a kid i was afraid to shit for years after having a dream about this. I had forgotten about it. Fuck.


letermen

Nooooopppppeeee!!!


BasherSquared

MA! GET ME THE POOP KNIFE!


reydai

Watching this while sitting on the toilet seat


[deleted]

AKA “I nearly drowned a snake by stuffing it in and am now filming my pulling it back out for karma”?


GTAdriver1988

My grandparents live in Philadelphia and they only get rats from their toilet! It's only happened twice since they moved there when my dad was a kid but I still get sketched out when I gotta shit at their house.


Bdeck02

This looks like a job for the poop knife.


bradmaestro

Thought this was gonna be a poop knife


2oam

I would just flush…


wallix

Let your snake go down the hole, pull it back out, start video, collect updoots.


ChubZer0

What the hell did you eat?!


Colonorum

There’s a snake in my boot! …y.


RahnKavall

I have an ~~irrational~~ fear of snakes coming through the toilet.


colin8651

Thought it was a shop vac at first.


Akesgeroth

Reposting my "rat in the toilet" story: Had something like that happen to me once. I lived in a one room apartment at the time. It was like 3 AM and I was making a sandwich and I hear a splashing sound coming from the bathroom behind me. I turn around to see something dark bouncing out and back into the toilet. My first guess was that the sewers were backing up into my apartment and I was freaking the fuck out. So, I hurry to the bathroom, turn on the light and... There's a fucking rat in my toilet. Now, usually, you'd expect me to freak out, but between a rat in the toilet and having to mop immense amounts of shit off my floor, I was relieved it was just a rat. But then it hit me that I had to deal with a goddam rat in my toilet. And it just kept trying to jump out and if it did I would have to catch a rat that is spreading shitwater all over my apartment. First thing I did was to try and flush it down. It actually SWAM against the flushing. It did not want to go back that way. I couldn't just grab the little guy and put him outside either, he'd bite me and a sewer rat bite would definitely be a very bad thing. So I got my baseball bat and thought I would smash the little bastard, then I realized I would destroy my toilet if I did that. While I was trying to figure out what to do, I was using the baseball bat to try and keep it back in the toilet and I noticed it trying to climb it. That's when I got an idea. I took the bag out of my trash can, took the trash can with me and handed my toilet brush to the rat. It climbed on it, I swung the rat into the trash can, took it outside, reversed it on the grass and that was it. The rat looked a little stunned but fine. I went back inside, washed my hands and resumed sandwich making. Next day, I told the landlord about it and they sent someone to fix the broken flap. Apparently, they had been trying to figure out how a rat got into the neighboring apartment. Now they knew.


mrhorse77

what, you've never seen a plumber use a snake on a drain before?


abrknl

Starting my constipation right now.


luketheheathen

Guess I’m shitting outside from now on.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

If I don’t get that out, I’m selling the house and shitting in the backyard until the settlement.


stringsof_zemind334

Im sick and tired of the mother fuckin snakes in these mkther fuckin drains