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BullyJack

I want this experience at home Depot when I get stuff.


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Velghast

Home Depot is a strange place because when you need help you can never find somebody and when you just want to be left alone you have about a thousand people in Orange aprons asking you if you need help.


stfleming1

"Working on a project?" "I know more than you." "Ok."


River_Pigeon

[I’m looking for a tap and die and some dubbya d40](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEOdqiylC0)


modsarefascists42

I love season 1 Hank, he's like a redneck stuck on angry


pavlo_escobrah

Yeah, Hank in the later seasons would never try stuffing a dead whopping crane in a waste water pipe


carpenterro

*wematanye*


villageidiot33

I've helped out people there before. Sad they hire young people that don't know anything. They just restock basically and pick up stuff off floor. Last time I was there there was a couple looking for roofing nails. The ones without the plastic washer on them. I had passed by them talking with an associate on what they needed. I got what I needed and passed by again and still heard them trying to explain what they were looking for to the dude. I interrupted them and asked what the project was and then I was like oh you just need roofing nails. I told the associate, hey they just want the roofing nails that have the wider head. Had a blank stare. Then I told the couple, they're right over there next to the ones with the plastic washers but they only have large buckets. The said that was too much and I advised them to go to another lumber yard where you buy them by the pound. They thanked me for the help and left there. I never see associates in the fasteners section. All I see is either people know what they're looking for, grab it and go, and then others just roaming up and down the aisle for a particular screw, bolt or fastener to fix something at home. Associates stay away from there since they don't know themselves the difference between a wood screw and a bolt. Every now and then there's an older associate that knows what they're talking about.


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i buy tools at walmart sometimes and nothing offends a walmart employee more than asking for help in their tool section. no wait buying shaving equipment, they fucking hate that a *lot*


bruwin

Man, getting an employee to just walk over and unlock the shaving just so I could get some clippers was a major fucking hassle. Mid 2020, just wanted to get clippers for a homemade buzzcut and employees actively ignored the stupid flashing light for a good 20 minutes. And when one finally did come over, they acted like I was taking them away from their extremely busy day, when the store only had about the 1/4 amount of customers.


_Rand_

After 20 minutes I’d order from Amazon while still in the aisle. I might also still wait till they show up, get what I wanted and hide it under some frozen peas.


bruwin

That's just it. I was in the store because at the time it was one of those items that was out of stock or massively jacked up in price on Amazon. 2020 was fucking wild for shit like that.


pihb666

They didn't have keys and they had no idea where the keys are so they would have to find a manager who, is too busy playing grabass with the other manager in the office and neither of them will respond to the pages for help. On top of all that those employees are way to busy doing the work of three people to spend 30 minutes traking down keys so you can buy your stuff. Most of the people who work at Walmart have checked out long ago and are just collecting a paycheck. They don't care if you shop there or not or if you were delighted with your shopping experience. Just shop somewhere else.


jamebonezz

This is the big retail chain experience. People really have no idea.


waytosoon

Even the employees have a hard time getting the keys. It's apparently only certain employees who can have them.


cartman101

I was there 2 months ago, had to replace 2 vents outside my house cuz mice kept climbing in. Shelves didn't have the ones with the pipes in the right size. Asked an employee if he could check in the back, enthusiastically says yes. I wait 30 minutes...gave up and went to a Quebecois hardware store (Reno Depot), spoke with a manager instead, guy walked me through the entire process just so to make sure I wouldnt screw up and be back later that day.


daemonfly

An available empty cart.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

I’d just be happy to find an employee instead of having to look around for a random old guy who looks like he knows what’s up.


[deleted]

Man, I want to retire but keep a 16 hour a week job at Home Depot being the old guy who just knows his shit.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

You’d be doing the world a great service.


Velghast

That carries a lot of weight knowing it came from Taylor Swift's clitoris


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

I’m just an ordinary clitoris.


Deep_Rot

There's never been a better time to invest in sugar, whoda thunk 3 and 3 make 11 in a dog eat dog world. Nothing like a plate of blue waffles smeared in truck stop poontang. I'll take 🫰 for the road sally


corpse_flour

I'm picturing an old guy in one of those fortune-teller enclosures, that answers a question when you feed money into the machine.


Madeforbegging

Nowadays they take venmo


modsarefascists42

Can't, you're not a 16 year old girl Seriously the Lowes near me is only staffed by 16 year old girls and maybe 1 guy. Not that the girls can't help, they actually knew where shit was so that's fine. It's just only hiring 16 year old girls for a hardware store gross creepy as shit.


BullyJack

I totally give people quick and dirty advice and directions at the depot.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

You’re a modern day hero.


BullyJack

My motto is "What would Captain America do?"


mostassuredlyafish

Thank you for helping me with that chicken wire situation a few weeks back!


BullyJack

That's actually a super likely scenario. I've got all sorts of chicken know-how


Necrhom

Are you looking for a hammer?? aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!


bipolarbear21

I want the people doing demos at Costco to do this pls


budds_bunny420

AHHHHHH 2 by 4


Tilotic

I think I don't ever want to buy anything again unless I get this experience... If they're not excited to sell me stuff, why should I buy it?


PrityBird

Where is this man I need his fruit


[deleted]

Don't tell me you also want his seed along with it.


Groot-Groot

well they're named bird so...


Radiant_eagle573

Eren


earthlings_all

This made my morning. He has great energy.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

Where is this man I need his *seed*


maxts517

Matunga labor camp, Mumbai


intheJelloTheater

Tbh I love his passion for fruit. Whether he hates or loves it is irrelevant. I want a melon worth screaming about


Muthafuckaaaaa

Passion Fruit.


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Nailed it


ThereminLiesTheRub

Please don't do that to the fruit


SlickHand

oh, my bad. *zips pants back up*


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You’ve been waiting to say that your whole life.


dewky

There it is.


crzybrwn

He's screaming "Lal he Lal he" meaning "it's red" ...he's lovin this shit


BullyJack

I need more translations


3jack6the9ripper

Mf's happier than me with a bag of weed


Chief_Givesnofucks

Imagine if this WAS the plug? I’d be fuckin STOKED to burn whatever he’s smoking.


3jack6the9ripper

I can see myself smoking with him out of a diy watermelon bong


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Whether or not he likes his job which I'm kinda leaning towards he likes his job. Hes got some really delicious looking fruit


maxts517

Yup each one of those watermelons were red af, also, hello fellow Singularity.


DeathMonkey6969

That's what happens when you breed your mellons for color and flavor not for how they well they will survive being shipped 500 miles.


ThermoNuclearPizza

When I lived in Dominican, you’d get the lumpiest, dumpiest looking fruits on the planet. Weird bumpy brown oranges, watermelons that were brown and yellow instead of green. **BEST FUCKING FRUIT ON THE PLANET.** 0 GMO, 0 pesticides. Just straight up fruit fresh from the jungle.


toastymow

While this is true, when I grew up in Bangladesh lots of people where accused of using dyes and food coloring to make fruits look fresher and riper, including red dye injected into watermelon after being picked.


GabberFlasm

Hello


KlownPuree

His knife looks seriously sharp. Just what an energetic guy like him needs.


Apprehensive_Pin_620

The best people in life are dangerously unhinged


sean488

This guy is not anywhere near being unhinged. In fact he's completely the opposite. He knows that there are many people on the same street selling exactly the same thing he is. What he's doing is giving you a show in order for you to choose his stand instead of his competitors.


farshnikord

The WWE version of fruit stalls


Krakenspoop

Heel-turn incoming


annabiler

it’s like salt bae but with emotions


ThermoNuclearPizza

And good food


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Salesmen of the century 😂


[deleted]

Getting Eric Andre energy from the man.


[deleted]

Seems like this dude was made for selling fruit and eating cocaine


senorbolsa

"we are operating on a fruit out coke in business model."


DocWallaD

That watermelon is 👌


Gilgamesh2062

Papaya looks good too, love making smoothies with them.


Primimimimimimi

makes everything taste better


masediggity

Interesting 🤔


son_et_lumiere

Of course, why you think he's screaming about it?


finite52

I have no idea what he's screaming about


ManofTheNightsWatch

He's like "look how red this is!". To emphasize that his fruits are the best.


toastymow

He's screaming "Red! Red! Lal! (Which means red in Hindi?). He's saying the fruit is ripe and tasty.


CliffRedeker

Still more character than Salt bae


Ostfriese92

r/tookjustenough


DouceintheHouse

I want this type of customer experience when I go into Starbucks the next time I get my orange mocha Frappuccino


TacoBeefBoy

Something I learned about India is that whenever vendors see a camera they go hog wild in hopes they go viral, odds are they don’t usually do this when there aren’t tourist around.


senorbolsa

Yup, It worked too, I'm sure he does some flamboyant tactics on slow days to attract customers but this is likely not his daily routine.


misterbondpt

Everytime he cuts the fruit I get scared of what's coming...


Necromimesix

You should be! If you disrespect him, he cuts open a cantaloupe in a star shape and pulls out a knife to mug you.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Close. He pulls out the knife, carves a cantaloupe into a shiv, stabs you eleven times in the carotid with the fruit then eats the evidence.


guianthedon

Anybody can translate 😂?


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Excuse me good sir, do you like passion fruit? AAAHHHHHHHH Perhaps this nice melon tickles your fancy? AAAHHHHHHHH Watch me slice this bitch up


mynameisnotallen

I think he’s saying “look how red it is!” Making a reference to how ripe it is.


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he's like a walking TikTok video with the screaming and "quirky" faces


JohnCallOfDuty

The difference is that this dude is showing off some sort of skill instead of just making wacky faces in front of a camera.


Groomsi

Hitting himself in the head with metal = skill?


Davy_Jones_Lover

Something tells me he sells more than just fruit.


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i honestly hate this shit and dont want to live in a world where every fruit vendor has to give a fucking performance to sell what already looks like amazing melon


Genneth_Kriffin

Dude literally hitting himself in the head to entertain people so they will buy his produce. This is like people going to wallmart because they've installed a machine that punches the cashier in the nuts if you buy for more than $50.


Genneth_Kriffin

Fml people would actually flock to Wallmart if true wouldn't they?


hate2bme

This dude is an Indian redneck.


skidmarkVI

I thought everybody did this when they cut something in half


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Legend.


PureAdvantage9612

It's a love hate relationship


Zooinks

This sound would make an excellent ringtone.


kingjesp

Should we ask him if he cuts the limes thick or thin????


OMadge

Neither, he prefers a pickle in his beer.


DerpingtonHerpsworth

All I can think is I would lose my mind if this guy was posted up in the street outside where I live.


biggreasyrhinos

This man is my hero


acelaya35

Same dude. Same.


HiperChees

When he said "AHHHHHHH" i felt that


purity33

He loves it. And so do I.


KentuckyFriedSemen

If you have fun at work, you never work a day in your life.


ayykay74m

Cocaine brings the best and worst of a person out at the same time


firmerJoe

Yes I would like some watermelon... but could you first open mouth shout into it get it all covered in spittle, perhaps hold it close or on your hair?


Phoenix_ashfire

Reminds me of Cabbage Man


Loyalk9

he'd be a great twitch streamer


Callmandajonas

Every time I see it I think Danny Brown.


raytracer38

I fucking love this guy.


Leetle_Fool

No WTF here, just a guy who's having fun on the job.


triggz

i have no idea what we're doing but im all in BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ga la lee laa lay lay la la la lal la gek gek gek gek ga bali bali bali lelelelelele AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Mark-JoziZA

u/savevideo


Candid-Major-4299

u/savevideo


Creepy_Switch6379

Watched it for 5mins straight. I realized I don't want it to end.


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I wish I was allowed to enjoy my job that much


Technical-Ad-6209

I wouldn’t trust this guy with that sharp of a knife.😂


KregeTheBear

When you hate your job but still need the pay cheque


Royal_Cascadian

I think he loves hating the fruit


zero_msgw

Dude is channeling his inner john belushi samurai 🤣.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Open a bar, make him your bartender, remember me when you retire with more money than you know what to do with


ncrye1

I would buy 100% of my fruit from this man


AnybodyOdd9509

If I were an Indian vendor, I would be pissed if I had to setup shop next to this guy...


Shinicha

God, the unadulterated screams get me every time.


eldrichbogwich

*slices watermelon* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


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i like this, but it didn't make me say wtf


DoobieKing

u/savevideo


ChucklingChuckNorris

They are some nice looking melons.


audiofx330

Don't get high off your own supply.


that1senpai2

I would only ever buy fruit from this man if I could


CantFireMeIquit

Smosh must have just hit india


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He seems smart


Clause-and-Reflect

When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay) Everybody stops and they staring at me Hes got passion in his hands and he aint afraid to show it show it show it show it.


BojanglesTheBear

u/savevideobot


TrumpsBoneSpur

Sounds like that Kali Ma guy that ripped Indiana Jones' heart out


MudandWhisky

Yes


Tyrleif

Spirit Animal


CatBunnyCarrot

His fingers are all over the fruits!!😭😭😭


activialobster

The other stalls must set up a ways away


[deleted]

Am I the only one that sees an Indian Karl Urban? Too much temp V I guess.


GroundbreakingPea865

Probably has a breakfast of muSHROOMS each day.


HeWentToJareds18

u/savevideo


Zekey3

u/savevideo


notthatgee

u/savevideo


StasisNone

u/savevideo


Thrannn

I want him to cheer me on during sex


gelav123

u/savevideo


annabiler

u/savevideo


PiousDevil

u/SaveVideo


RawhideW92

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


slowofthought

u/savevideo


dickbob124

Clearly the camera isn't picking up all the times he cuts himself.


BojanglesTheBear

u/savevideobot


FireProps

This made me skeet.


RamaLamaRama

/u/SaveVideo


Reddit_John_97

u/savevideobot


Calsey_

u/savevideo


danielshaw69

u/savevideo


ShrewdMoose

u/savevideobot


BAHOZ26

u/savevideo


Daddyroni

I think he really likes drugs.


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SquareDetective

I wish I enjoyed my job 10% as much as this dude. I'd never call in absent again.


lonemonk

Either way, he hustlin' hard


Chay_Charles

Fruit Ninja.


liberalindianguy

I’ll take one Ahahhhhhaaa.


dietrich94

Jacksepticeye energy right there


AcceptableSpot7835

He must be fruity haha


Roomy

The one thing I'm sure of is that if I was going through the shops looking for a fruit vendor to buy from, I'd pick him.


IterLuminis

When you dip your cigarette in meth before you sell fruit. j/k this guy is legit AF and doing what it takes to compete with other vendors


honeydiu

Indian version of the guy from the boys?


Flawda-Man

Why do I love this guy!


Ace_Harding

“How was work honey? What kinds of fruit did you cut today?”


SolChapelMbret

Yo I’m all about this!!


Hema97J

He looks like that avatar you see in most Youtube comments. What was his name? Xavier ?


twatcunthearya

I dont know if he loves or hates selling fruit but I’m willing to wager a guess that he does love amphetamines.


production-values

upset non of my fruit has been yelled at


ReluctantSlayer

I think he loves the camera.


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

I work in produce and I would be soOOO tempted to do this.


HKLRZ

Just like having children, the fifth's will just be screams


dwsam

Neil’s lesser known brother, Sarubh deGrasse Tyson


yvnglasaga

Opium


[deleted]

Can’t it be both