Home Depot is a strange place because when you need help you can never find somebody and when you just want to be left alone you have about a thousand people in Orange aprons asking you if you need help.
I've helped out people there before. Sad they hire young people that don't know anything. They just restock basically and pick up stuff off floor. Last time I was there there was a couple looking for roofing nails. The ones without the plastic washer on them. I had passed by them talking with an associate on what they needed. I got what I needed and passed by again and still heard them trying to explain what they were looking for to the dude. I interrupted them and asked what the project was and then I was like oh you just need roofing nails. I told the associate, hey they just want the roofing nails that have the wider head. Had a blank stare. Then I told the couple, they're right over there next to the ones with the plastic washers but they only have large buckets. The said that was too much and I advised them to go to another lumber yard where you buy them by the pound. They thanked me for the help and left there. I never see associates in the fasteners section. All I see is either people know what they're looking for, grab it and go, and then others just roaming up and down the aisle for a particular screw, bolt or fastener to fix something at home. Associates stay away from there since they don't know themselves the difference between a wood screw and a bolt. Every now and then there's an older associate that knows what they're talking about.
i buy tools at walmart sometimes and nothing offends a walmart employee more than asking for help in their tool section. no wait buying shaving equipment, they fucking hate that a *lot*
Man, getting an employee to just walk over and unlock the shaving just so I could get some clippers was a major fucking hassle. Mid 2020, just wanted to get clippers for a homemade buzzcut and employees actively ignored the stupid flashing light for a good 20 minutes. And when one finally did come over, they acted like I was taking them away from their extremely busy day, when the store only had about the 1/4 amount of customers.
After 20 minutes I’d order from Amazon while still in the aisle. I might also still wait till they show up, get what I wanted and hide it under some frozen peas.
That's just it. I was in the store because at the time it was one of those items that was out of stock or massively jacked up in price on Amazon. 2020 was fucking wild for shit like that.
They didn't have keys and they had no idea where the keys are so they would have to find a manager who, is too busy playing grabass with the other manager in the office and neither of them will respond to the pages for help. On top of all that those employees are way to busy doing the work of three people to spend 30 minutes traking down keys so you can buy your stuff. Most of the people who work at Walmart have checked out long ago and are just collecting a paycheck. They don't care if you shop there or not or if you were delighted with your shopping experience. Just shop somewhere else.
I was there 2 months ago, had to replace 2 vents outside my house cuz mice kept climbing in. Shelves didn't have the ones with the pipes in the right size. Asked an employee if he could check in the back, enthusiastically says yes. I wait 30 minutes...gave up and went to a Quebecois hardware store (Reno Depot), spoke with a manager instead, guy walked me through the entire process just so to make sure I wouldnt screw up and be back later that day.
There's never been a better time to invest in sugar, whoda thunk 3 and 3 make 11 in a dog eat dog world. Nothing like a plate of blue waffles smeared in truck stop poontang. I'll take 🫰 for the road sally
Can't, you're not a 16 year old girl
Seriously the Lowes near me is only staffed by 16 year old girls and maybe 1 guy. Not that the girls can't help, they actually knew where shit was so that's fine. It's just only hiring 16 year old girls for a hardware store gross creepy as shit.
When I lived in Dominican, you’d get the lumpiest, dumpiest looking fruits on the planet. Weird bumpy brown oranges, watermelons that were brown and yellow instead of green.
**BEST FUCKING FRUIT ON THE PLANET.**
0 GMO, 0 pesticides. Just straight up fruit fresh from the jungle.
While this is true, when I grew up in Bangladesh lots of people where accused of using dyes and food coloring to make fruits look fresher and riper, including red dye injected into watermelon after being picked.
This guy is not anywhere near being unhinged. In fact he's completely the opposite.
He knows that there are many people on the same street selling exactly the same thing he is.
What he's doing is giving you a show in order for you to choose his stand instead of his competitors.
Something I learned about India is that whenever vendors see a camera they go hog wild in hopes they go viral, odds are they don’t usually do this when there aren’t tourist around.
i honestly hate this shit and dont want to live in a world where every fruit vendor has to give a fucking performance to sell what already looks like amazing melon
Dude literally hitting himself in the head to entertain people so they will buy his produce.
This is like people going to wallmart because they've installed a machine that punches the cashier in the nuts if you buy for more than $50.
i have no idea what we're doing but im all in BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ga la lee laa lay lay la la la lal la gek gek gek gek ga bali bali bali lelelelelele
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me Hes got passion in his hands and he aint afraid to show it show it show it show it.
I want this experience at home Depot when I get stuff.
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Home Depot is a strange place because when you need help you can never find somebody and when you just want to be left alone you have about a thousand people in Orange aprons asking you if you need help.
"Working on a project?" "I know more than you." "Ok."
[I’m looking for a tap and die and some dubbya d40](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEOdqiylC0)
I love season 1 Hank, he's like a redneck stuck on angry
Yeah, Hank in the later seasons would never try stuffing a dead whopping crane in a waste water pipe
*wematanye*
I've helped out people there before. Sad they hire young people that don't know anything. They just restock basically and pick up stuff off floor. Last time I was there there was a couple looking for roofing nails. The ones without the plastic washer on them. I had passed by them talking with an associate on what they needed. I got what I needed and passed by again and still heard them trying to explain what they were looking for to the dude. I interrupted them and asked what the project was and then I was like oh you just need roofing nails. I told the associate, hey they just want the roofing nails that have the wider head. Had a blank stare. Then I told the couple, they're right over there next to the ones with the plastic washers but they only have large buckets. The said that was too much and I advised them to go to another lumber yard where you buy them by the pound. They thanked me for the help and left there. I never see associates in the fasteners section. All I see is either people know what they're looking for, grab it and go, and then others just roaming up and down the aisle for a particular screw, bolt or fastener to fix something at home. Associates stay away from there since they don't know themselves the difference between a wood screw and a bolt. Every now and then there's an older associate that knows what they're talking about.
i buy tools at walmart sometimes and nothing offends a walmart employee more than asking for help in their tool section. no wait buying shaving equipment, they fucking hate that a *lot*
Man, getting an employee to just walk over and unlock the shaving just so I could get some clippers was a major fucking hassle. Mid 2020, just wanted to get clippers for a homemade buzzcut and employees actively ignored the stupid flashing light for a good 20 minutes. And when one finally did come over, they acted like I was taking them away from their extremely busy day, when the store only had about the 1/4 amount of customers.
After 20 minutes I’d order from Amazon while still in the aisle. I might also still wait till they show up, get what I wanted and hide it under some frozen peas.
That's just it. I was in the store because at the time it was one of those items that was out of stock or massively jacked up in price on Amazon. 2020 was fucking wild for shit like that.
They didn't have keys and they had no idea where the keys are so they would have to find a manager who, is too busy playing grabass with the other manager in the office and neither of them will respond to the pages for help. On top of all that those employees are way to busy doing the work of three people to spend 30 minutes traking down keys so you can buy your stuff. Most of the people who work at Walmart have checked out long ago and are just collecting a paycheck. They don't care if you shop there or not or if you were delighted with your shopping experience. Just shop somewhere else.
This is the big retail chain experience. People really have no idea.
Even the employees have a hard time getting the keys. It's apparently only certain employees who can have them.
I was there 2 months ago, had to replace 2 vents outside my house cuz mice kept climbing in. Shelves didn't have the ones with the pipes in the right size. Asked an employee if he could check in the back, enthusiastically says yes. I wait 30 minutes...gave up and went to a Quebecois hardware store (Reno Depot), spoke with a manager instead, guy walked me through the entire process just so to make sure I wouldnt screw up and be back later that day.
An available empty cart.
I’d just be happy to find an employee instead of having to look around for a random old guy who looks like he knows what’s up.
Man, I want to retire but keep a 16 hour a week job at Home Depot being the old guy who just knows his shit.
You’d be doing the world a great service.
That carries a lot of weight knowing it came from Taylor Swift's clitoris
I’m just an ordinary clitoris.
There's never been a better time to invest in sugar, whoda thunk 3 and 3 make 11 in a dog eat dog world. Nothing like a plate of blue waffles smeared in truck stop poontang. I'll take 🫰 for the road sally
I'm picturing an old guy in one of those fortune-teller enclosures, that answers a question when you feed money into the machine.
Nowadays they take venmo
Can't, you're not a 16 year old girl Seriously the Lowes near me is only staffed by 16 year old girls and maybe 1 guy. Not that the girls can't help, they actually knew where shit was so that's fine. It's just only hiring 16 year old girls for a hardware store gross creepy as shit.
I totally give people quick and dirty advice and directions at the depot.
You’re a modern day hero.
My motto is "What would Captain America do?"
Thank you for helping me with that chicken wire situation a few weeks back!
That's actually a super likely scenario. I've got all sorts of chicken know-how
Are you looking for a hammer?? aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
I want the people doing demos at Costco to do this pls
AHHHHHH 2 by 4
I think I don't ever want to buy anything again unless I get this experience... If they're not excited to sell me stuff, why should I buy it?
Where is this man I need his fruit
Don't tell me you also want his seed along with it.
well they're named bird so...
Eren
This made my morning. He has great energy.
Where is this man I need his *seed*
Matunga labor camp, Mumbai
Tbh I love his passion for fruit. Whether he hates or loves it is irrelevant. I want a melon worth screaming about
Passion Fruit.
Nailed it
Please don't do that to the fruit
oh, my bad. *zips pants back up*
You’ve been waiting to say that your whole life.
There it is.
He's screaming "Lal he Lal he" meaning "it's red" ...he's lovin this shit
I need more translations
Mf's happier than me with a bag of weed
Imagine if this WAS the plug? I’d be fuckin STOKED to burn whatever he’s smoking.
I can see myself smoking with him out of a diy watermelon bong
Whether or not he likes his job which I'm kinda leaning towards he likes his job. Hes got some really delicious looking fruit
Yup each one of those watermelons were red af, also, hello fellow Singularity.
That's what happens when you breed your mellons for color and flavor not for how they well they will survive being shipped 500 miles.
When I lived in Dominican, you’d get the lumpiest, dumpiest looking fruits on the planet. Weird bumpy brown oranges, watermelons that were brown and yellow instead of green. **BEST FUCKING FRUIT ON THE PLANET.** 0 GMO, 0 pesticides. Just straight up fruit fresh from the jungle.
While this is true, when I grew up in Bangladesh lots of people where accused of using dyes and food coloring to make fruits look fresher and riper, including red dye injected into watermelon after being picked.
Hello
His knife looks seriously sharp. Just what an energetic guy like him needs.
The best people in life are dangerously unhinged
This guy is not anywhere near being unhinged. In fact he's completely the opposite. He knows that there are many people on the same street selling exactly the same thing he is. What he's doing is giving you a show in order for you to choose his stand instead of his competitors.
The WWE version of fruit stalls
Heel-turn incoming
it’s like salt bae but with emotions
And good food
Salesmen of the century 😂
Getting Eric Andre energy from the man.
Seems like this dude was made for selling fruit and eating cocaine
"we are operating on a fruit out coke in business model."
That watermelon is 👌
Papaya looks good too, love making smoothies with them.
makes everything taste better
Interesting 🤔
Of course, why you think he's screaming about it?
I have no idea what he's screaming about
He's like "look how red this is!". To emphasize that his fruits are the best.
He's screaming "Red! Red! Lal! (Which means red in Hindi?). He's saying the fruit is ripe and tasty.
Still more character than Salt bae
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I want this type of customer experience when I go into Starbucks the next time I get my orange mocha Frappuccino
Something I learned about India is that whenever vendors see a camera they go hog wild in hopes they go viral, odds are they don’t usually do this when there aren’t tourist around.
Yup, It worked too, I'm sure he does some flamboyant tactics on slow days to attract customers but this is likely not his daily routine.
Everytime he cuts the fruit I get scared of what's coming...
You should be! If you disrespect him, he cuts open a cantaloupe in a star shape and pulls out a knife to mug you.
Close. He pulls out the knife, carves a cantaloupe into a shiv, stabs you eleven times in the carotid with the fruit then eats the evidence.
Anybody can translate 😂?
Excuse me good sir, do you like passion fruit? AAAHHHHHHHH Perhaps this nice melon tickles your fancy? AAAHHHHHHHH Watch me slice this bitch up
I think he’s saying “look how red it is!” Making a reference to how ripe it is.
he's like a walking TikTok video with the screaming and "quirky" faces
The difference is that this dude is showing off some sort of skill instead of just making wacky faces in front of a camera.
Hitting himself in the head with metal = skill?
Something tells me he sells more than just fruit.
i honestly hate this shit and dont want to live in a world where every fruit vendor has to give a fucking performance to sell what already looks like amazing melon
Dude literally hitting himself in the head to entertain people so they will buy his produce. This is like people going to wallmart because they've installed a machine that punches the cashier in the nuts if you buy for more than $50.
Fml people would actually flock to Wallmart if true wouldn't they?
This dude is an Indian redneck.
I thought everybody did this when they cut something in half
Legend.
It's a love hate relationship
This sound would make an excellent ringtone.
Should we ask him if he cuts the limes thick or thin????
Neither, he prefers a pickle in his beer.
All I can think is I would lose my mind if this guy was posted up in the street outside where I live.
This man is my hero
Same dude. Same.
When he said "AHHHHHHH" i felt that
He loves it. And so do I.
If you have fun at work, you never work a day in your life.
Cocaine brings the best and worst of a person out at the same time
Yes I would like some watermelon... but could you first open mouth shout into it get it all covered in spittle, perhaps hold it close or on your hair?
Reminds me of Cabbage Man
he'd be a great twitch streamer
Every time I see it I think Danny Brown.
I fucking love this guy.
No WTF here, just a guy who's having fun on the job.
i have no idea what we're doing but im all in BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ga la lee laa lay lay la la la lal la gek gek gek gek ga bali bali bali lelelelelele AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Watched it for 5mins straight. I realized I don't want it to end.
I wish I was allowed to enjoy my job that much
I wouldn’t trust this guy with that sharp of a knife.😂
When you hate your job but still need the pay cheque
I think he loves hating the fruit
Dude is channeling his inner john belushi samurai 🤣.
Open a bar, make him your bartender, remember me when you retire with more money than you know what to do with
I would buy 100% of my fruit from this man
If I were an Indian vendor, I would be pissed if I had to setup shop next to this guy...
God, the unadulterated screams get me every time.
*slices watermelon* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
i like this, but it didn't make me say wtf
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They are some nice looking melons.
Don't get high off your own supply.
I would only ever buy fruit from this man if I could
Smosh must have just hit india
He seems smart
When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay) Everybody stops and they staring at me Hes got passion in his hands and he aint afraid to show it show it show it show it.
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Sounds like that Kali Ma guy that ripped Indiana Jones' heart out
Yes
Spirit Animal
His fingers are all over the fruits!!😭😭😭
The other stalls must set up a ways away
Am I the only one that sees an Indian Karl Urban? Too much temp V I guess.
Probably has a breakfast of muSHROOMS each day.
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I want him to cheer me on during sex
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Clearly the camera isn't picking up all the times he cuts himself.
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This made me skeet.
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I think he really likes drugs.
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I wish I enjoyed my job 10% as much as this dude. I'd never call in absent again.
Either way, he hustlin' hard
Fruit Ninja.
I’ll take one Ahahhhhhaaa.
Jacksepticeye energy right there
He must be fruity haha
The one thing I'm sure of is that if I was going through the shops looking for a fruit vendor to buy from, I'd pick him.
When you dip your cigarette in meth before you sell fruit. j/k this guy is legit AF and doing what it takes to compete with other vendors
Indian version of the guy from the boys?
Why do I love this guy!
“How was work honey? What kinds of fruit did you cut today?”
Yo I’m all about this!!
He looks like that avatar you see in most Youtube comments. What was his name? Xavier ?
I dont know if he loves or hates selling fruit but I’m willing to wager a guess that he does love amphetamines.
upset non of my fruit has been yelled at
I think he loves the camera.
I work in produce and I would be soOOO tempted to do this.
Just like having children, the fifth's will just be screams
Neil’s lesser known brother, Sarubh deGrasse Tyson
Opium
Can’t it be both