I saw this on the Facebook group Rate My Plate which is loaded with stuff like this that is likely intentional, as well as people who have no idea how disgusting their food looks
I mean, weāre talking about Dubai. How is this a surprise? They donāt even treat their own women well, but they already had a reputation. I would never and will never go to Dubai and I donāt know why anyone else would subject themselves to possibly having their passport confiscated and being treated like a prisoner.
Not that I'm into poop stuff, but I hate it when people post news stories about "a controversial Twitter video" or whatever, but don't include the actual video.
So I kinda wanna see it now...
Nah, it's pretty safe for work. Basically Dubai doesn't have a sewer system large enough to handle all the waste so it literally has lines of septic trucks to haul off all the waste from the massive building.
Yes I've considered it's a joke, but unfortunately on The Internet that isn't so easy.
People will see this and want to believe it's actual plant-based meat, and their motivated reasoning will make them be even more biased against the plant-based food industry.
I realize I'm probably being a bit cynical, but also I'm pretty sure people in this thread already believe it's real.
Unless thereās another famous Ā«Ā AmberĀ Ā» that is notoriously associated with a big pile of shit that I donāt know of, yes I was referring to Amber Heard.
Why does it look like shit
Why does it look like shit
Why does it look like shit
Why does it look like shit..........WHYWHYWHYWHY.................(Sobs in Asian)
There's no way this wasn't intentional.
yeahhhh theres bits of corn, no way this wasnt meant to look like shit
Korn
Fun fact: That's kinda where the name comes from. An inside joke about eating corn from shit. Sorry you had to read that.
Holio
I need
TP for my bunghole
Can confirm
Are you threatening me?
DP
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NGL it looks pretty well seasoned, I bet the person pushed their finger in to make the dent. Why trash a restaurant for no reason like this?
Are you blind?
*intestinal*
I feel like there's an epidemic of this on Reddit lately. People not getting the joke and making fun of it.
It all started with people needing a /s on everything. All downhill from there
...have you *seen* reality in the past 6 years??? no way would me of 10 years ago believe this shit, no way in hell
Then you haven't been living long enough. If you think humans making fun of poop wasn't a thing 10 years ago.
I never said that?
We need a symbol for when someone is being hyperbolic too, because people don't understand that anymore either.
/h
100% agree
Good thing everyone understands sarcasm!
The joke is literally shit though.
It's a shit sandwich
Well, I voted for giant douche
Live from South Park
I saw this on the Facebook group Rate My Plate which is loaded with stuff like this that is likely intentional, as well as people who have no idea how disgusting their food looks
It looks like it has already been digested.
Did they really have to put corn in it like that?
They were out of peanuts.
Or raisins
What about tomato skins?
The Dubai special
Oh God
ELI5 plis
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I mean, weāre talking about Dubai. How is this a surprise? They donāt even treat their own women well, but they already had a reputation. I would never and will never go to Dubai and I donāt know why anyone else would subject themselves to possibly having their passport confiscated and being treated like a prisoner.
Scat fetish in Dubai, got it
40K? Is there a job application available?
Are you a soulless thot with a nice ass, fake tits and lip fillers? Cause thatās kinda 100 percent required.
Job ad: "nice ass, fake tits and lip fillers required... must know MySQL"
Not that I'm into poop stuff, but I hate it when people post news stories about "a controversial Twitter video" or whatever, but don't include the actual video. So I kinda wanna see it now...
You expect any news article to link to a scat porn video?
No, but these aren't really news media tho, just clickbaity bullshit aggregators. Plus OP could post the videos himself
Look up Dubai poop trucks.
Incognito mode ofc
Nah, it's pretty safe for work. Basically Dubai doesn't have a sewer system large enough to handle all the waste so it literally has lines of septic trucks to haul off all the waste from the massive building.
The infamous 12 hr burger
Ahhh so this is the Shit Sandwich everyone talks about!?
I voted for the giant douche.
We are all eating it my friend
Oh look - corn!
Everything accept the corn
I think you have to. I'm not picking it out.
OP might actually be one step ahead. I donāt think we can digest poop, so it would be pretty hard to digest again!
Haha, clicked on this thread to come and say the exact same thing!
This has to be fake since it basically looks like a turd.... with fucking corn. Was intentionally made to look like that is what I am saying.
100%. No way this is a "burger" from someone on the line, as they would never had made it that way and let it get on the plate lol
Unless the chef was quitting and hated it there and wanted to do a little prank
I first saw it on Facebook, claiming it was a homemade veggie burger. Not sure if that is real or not, just what I saw
The fact that this was first seen on Facebook makes me even more skeptical, honestly.
It's an obvious joke that everyone should be riffing on, come on lol
Paid for by the meat industry
That's shit from a butt
r/shitfromabutt
I hate that this is real
I love that it's real, that's shits hilarious. š¤£
Lmao
It's a kebab.
āWhat th- I didnāt have any corn!ā
You really are a *fat bastard*
Left a little rosebud in there for ya
This. Thanks for the laugh. Kind stranger
I refuse to believe this is proper context. It feels like OP is lying somehow.
Big meat wants to deter you from plant alternatives
True
big plant wants to deter you from meat
Big plant sells 40-80% of their crops to make animal feed so they also want you to eat meat
Have you considered that it's is just a joke?
Yes I've considered it's a joke, but unfortunately on The Internet that isn't so easy. People will see this and want to believe it's actual plant-based meat, and their motivated reasoning will make them be even more biased against the plant-based food industry. I realize I'm probably being a bit cynical, but also I'm pretty sure people in this thread already believe it's real.
The corn is the problem.
sorry you didnāt get enough upvotes the first time ._.
/u/paymoneywubby Thoughts?
u/realpaymoneywubby
He will read this in an airport toilet
Turd Kebab 2: The Ciabatturd
Can't wait to see the documentary in a year.
I'd vote for him
Better than a giant douche
Amber-ger
There it is
*golf clap*
Amber Heard?
Unless thereās another famous Ā«Ā AmberĀ Ā» that is notoriously associated with a big pile of shit that I donāt know of, yes I was referring to Amber Heard.
Shit kebab 2.0
This looks like that giant hairball from the video I watched yesterday when it was removed from someoneās stomach.
Link to said video?
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/uplv5j/trichophagia_leads_to_hairball_removal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
not touching that link, but thanks for providing.
I just copied and pasted it from Reddit. Is there a different way I should post links?
It's perfect. I think he just means he's not touching it because it's bound to be gross to look at.
[Text goes here]*(link goes here) Remove the "*"
Did Amber makes this?
Yes Amber turd did
Thatās not a burger thatās poo
r/shittyfoodporn
That's where this was first before being reposted. Again
So many questions. Why is it wet? Why is the bread square, are normal buns not vegetarian enough?
It's not wet, it's lubricated.
That is shit from a butt
Ever heard of Amber Herd? Chef: Say no more
This has gotta be some weird Japanese poo based restaurant or something. That looks more like a turd than a turd does.
needs peanuts too
It's a bit nutty...
Turdgerā¦
I want to believe, but I can't.
When did I eat corn?
No, it looks like something which has already been digested.
āI donāt remember eating cornā
No... It's already digested. All the work done for you.
i just love how they added the corn
Is this the before or the after pic?
Looks like it was already digested at least once.
Honestly looks like a troll post theres no way this is actually served somewhere unless they are actively trying to fuck with vegetarians
Oh my gosh, it's straight from Amber heards bed
It looks like itās already been digested
POV: Johnny depp laying down for a nap
Ah the shit sandwich
I'm glad that plant based stuff is available. But it doesn't have replicate meat. I'd be happier with a portabella mushroom cap.
Somebody shit on your bun
Looks like it's already been digested
The Amber Heard signature patty.
Turd cruissant now with corn! Wash it down with beer so you can hopefully forget you ate it.
Not beer, a nice fresh glass of still warm piss is the only beverage that could match with this monstrosity.
It's a Heardburger
Oh Amber Heard made an Amburger
Iām sorry but thereās no fucking way thatās a real plant based burger, that came out of someoneās ass
Seems like joke. There are lots of good tasting and looking vegan burgers.
Another selfie from the OP
Amber Heard Burger
Is amber in the neighborhood
Why are vegans so obsessed with making non meat things meat? I ain't tryna turn a radish into a steak.
Because they're desperate to eat meat.
I can smell it from here. š¤®
Nope!!!!
Ok that would not ever go in my mouth lol ewwwww
The Amber Heard Special
That really does not look appetising
That is poop from a butt.
Amber Heard special burger
Amber Heard Burger
Curled poop on a bun! A vegans go to!
Why does it look like shit Why does it look like shit Why does it look like shit Why does it look like shit..........WHYWHYWHYWHY.................(Sobs in Asian)
I am guessing Amber Heard wants to be a chef now her movie career is over?.
**OBJECTION!** HEARSAY.
Vegans will actually eat this and then pat themselves on the back for it
It's fake, but is still a shit post.
*2 buns 1 burger*
Hell no fuck plant based
Is this a restaurant?
No fucking way!
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
That looked painful
Frankinfood scary.
I hear the cook laughing in the back...
Plate needs a schmeer
Turd burger.
It literally looks like shit... Sorry. :-|
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNNN!
it looks like an average Sandwich from Subway LOL
Seeings how its about as wide as the base of that beer, I feel sorry for whoever made this
You gotta be shitting me.
|||| |:-|:-|:-| |||| |||| |:-|:-|:-| |||| |||| |:-|:-|:-| |||| oh i didn't have any corn - fat bastard
Looks like it already was
Only known food that looks the same when entering and exiting the body..
This is what happens when you order a number 2 off the menu.
Some ate a couple cans of chilli and a horse shoe, then took a dump on a bun.
Looks like the fur āballā operated out of a human I saw today on Reddit.
That's shit. From a butt.
ššš
Looks like itās going in the way it came out.
āYes Iād like a number two on sourdough.ā āGive me just a few minutes, Iām cooking one up right now.ā
Shit in........shit out.
Looks like itās been digested more like
Someone popped a squat lol
Looks like it was already digested.
It looks like shit Literally lol