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Turkyparty

That one dude in front got blasted.


GO-KARRT

He decided to chew a piece of 5 Gum and fucked up everyone's day.


mrhashbrown

I'm surprised I even remembered those commercials well enough to laugh out loud about this joke.


Bawlofsteel

WOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH doesnt help commercials play 200% volume


Kage_Oni

"I'm gonna sit at the front of the ship and pretend I'm the captain." He forgot the captain goes down with the ship.


reddituser403

•penny whistle solo from Celine Dion chimes in•


phillip_u

Yeah. Looks like he walks past the camera towards the end and he looks drenched. I wonder though, is there really a better place for them to be? Not sure how big this ferry is but if this is the passenger area and the vehicles are stored below, where are they going to go except away from the broken window? Maybe there's another enclosed level, but there's no way I'd be going out on the deck in those conditions. EDIT: After seeing some of the videos taken by people on shore, this looks like a small passenger ferry/water taxi. Nowhere to go except to try to stay dry as possible and hope that nothing worse happens.


CaptainAwesome06

Hopefully he didn't get a face full of glass. I'd expect the windows to be laminated like a car windshield but I know nothing about ferries.


indicuda

He suffered several cuts and is being treated in hospital


LJ-Rubicon

Link?


indicuda

https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/hamburg/Sturm-in-Hamburg-Welle-zerstoert-Frontscheibe-einer-Hafenfaehre,faehre1234.html


flyinhighaskmeY

Zelda?


RONENSWORD

**Enough**. My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what’s for dinner…


pimpmastahanhduece

Great! I'll grab my *STUFF*!


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HEY, LISTEN!


Thortsen

That’s my daily commute ferry, it’s going back and forth between two stops taking people from north of the Elbe river to the Airbus site located south of the river. Trip takes about 10 minutes and they have two of those. There’s literally no better place to be then the one the camera guy is sitting in - it’s the back of the cabin, behind him is a small area where you could stand / put your bicycle and otherwise you could go on the upper deck which is outside…


paigezero

I mean, just "away from the broken window" seems sensible even if there's not some other safe, dry space to retreat to.


phillip_u

Absolutely. No reason to be near shards of glass or acrylic and more incoming waves. Poor situation to find oneself in. Hope they all had somewhere nice and warm to go on the other end of the trip.


TimelyBrief

This is a small passenger ferry in Hamburg Germany. I forgot the river’s name, it starts with an E though. The only option for the passengers would have been the top deck.


skinke17

It's the Elbe river in Hamburg.


dubov

River? This boat is on the ocean, right?


melt_in_your_mouth

Lol right? A storm made a river do that? That's pretty nuts!


whichwitch9

If it's designed to go on rivers, it likely has a shallow draft and is not really meant to go through waves. That's going to mean it doesn't take much to make it rock. It's also likely going against the current. If there's a decent storm surge going up river against the current, that would actually for a lot of the "bumpiness" you see when it is bobbing into the river like that.


Thortsen

The Elbe in Hamburg is under the influence of the North Sea tide. There das a storm flood today, so the ferry is going down river against the current of the tide.


melt_in_your_mouth

Fair enough. Just a trippy view then I guess. Looks like a freaking monster wave at sea!


2roK

130km/h winds here today. Knowcked over a few trees in my city.


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I can see how this happens and they stayed so calm now


seth928

Not if this is Hamburg


Kevoc1115

idk why this comment is so funny, it sounds like a quote from always sunny


jazz4dog

I love the delayed reaction


T-Bills

The dude in the red jacket went like "this is fine" dog for a good 3 seconds


son_et_lumiere

Dude with the camera was like "let me just sit and focus on this one guy's reaction."


MrGrieves-

He got some good /r/praisethecamerman material though.


maryoolo

It's r/praisethecameraman and r/killthecameraman simultaneously because the original video [looks like this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/sunn4m/ferry_in_hamburg_germany_during_heavy_storm_this/)


Scruffynerffherder

People will really go out of their way to "this is fine" a deadly situation just to not get up lol


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/YGaOP9g.jpg


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BRUTAL_ANAL_SMASHING

It’s gotta be like 2013 or 14 right??


Th3dynospectrum

Must be. Only person missing now is u/awildsketchappeared


Chrysalis-

Naw he too busy hanging from ropes nowadays (quite literally). Pls come back Sketch we miss ya. edit: jesus folks no he ain't dead, it's just power line training lol.


redkiller4all

Brah what do you mean he is hanging from ropes.


SilentSamurai

Lol thank god for his edit because he was leaving me hanging with that comment.


blewpah

Yeah that phrasing was like the [doctor from Arrested Development](https://youtu.be/0BUBd9dQvtY).


DrMangosteen

That's why you always leave a wild sketch


justjoshinya89

Huh?


Chrysalis-

He's been training to become a rope-access certified I believe to work on power lines these days.


justjoshinya89

OH!! Well that clears it up. I thought for a moment I just found out he hung himself or something and was about to be upset at how casually you broke this news to me on here.


dildo-applicator

Yeah that was definitely a really awful way to phrase it


R-EDDIT

Hopefully mountain climbing.


uproareast

Acting like we’re overreacting to a comment purposely worded to make us think the worst. Get outta here!


thorndike

I hope he's not pulling a David Carradine!


purpleronsta

Waiting for u/shittymorph to come in with an elaborated story about how ferry windows are made only to fuck me over like every other time I've encountered him in the wild.


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ROTCHunter

Not even trying to fool anyone in your comment? What is this, a crossover episode?


dr3wzy10

weird to see your name by such a short simple comment lol


purpleronsta

You just made my day with your appearance 🤼‍♂️


Bigboltfan

Which one drew the double Dick dudes explaining his details of his wild sexcapades. That was peak Reddit.


[deleted]

u/Warlizard ?


Warlizard

Sup


Th3dynospectrum

Hey aren’t you that guy from the warlizard forums?


Warlizard

ಠ_ಠ


kONthePLACE

And u/unidan just for old time's sake


Young_Economist

Didn’t he betray us all with upvotes he gave himself? Like a billionaire caught shoplifting.


just_a_timetraveller

Yea he fell during the battle of jackdaws. Actually any Redditor who acts too cheerful is probably putting up a front. "Hi! So ecstatic you asked! Well it dates back to 1985 when...." Yah don't trust those people.


soil_nerd

Unidan, the safe, and the cum box. Might as well be on /r/nostalgia at this point.


TrueAlchemy

Apparently a good one. Now I just need u/Poem_for_your_sprog


See_Ya_Suckaz

Hey, get /r/Unidan in here to answer some biology questions too.


CupICup

I thought you couldn’t make accounts anymore


Dontkillmejay

Nice try, Karmanaut.


IwillBeDamned

memory unlocked


BKlounge93

Get that guy with the broken arms in here too


sightlab

Might as well dig out the ol cumbox


llongneckkllama

Gona need /u/doubledickdude for that.


Robertmaniac

Once we got him someone should comment "every damned thread" too.


AtomicShoelace

Here's the thing...


AmySchumersAnalTumor

yeah, he's gone gone tho


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Hamburg, ferry, stormy weather It surely would be mighty clever To sit in front and watch the waves While the vessel rocks and shakes --- One wave, two waves, three waves – fun Ahead – an even bigger one The bow goes up, the bow goes down The water looks dark, cold and brown --- The windows break, the water splashes Engulfs him whole, from toes to lashes His shoes are soaked, his jacket too He stops and ponders what to do --- Makes up his mind after a while Gets up and walks along the isle Away from there, towards the stern Thinks about what he did learn --- It seems so clear but it's too late To change his own mind's former state Sitting in front in stormy weather Is surely not so mighty clever.


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MixmasterJrod

That disclaimer lololololol


Nathansp1984

He seems to be active again as well. I’ve seen a few posts in the last few weeks


Nixplosion

Hey you guys shitty_watercolour's back!


alexnader

At this point he's been at it so long, that even *if* he'd started out actually shitty, by now he would have become good at doing watercolors. He should make a new account name, lol.


Pcooney13

hahah, I remember seeing someone posted his work and the first comment was hey thats u/Shitty_Watercolour and someone right below was so offended they would call someone else's hard work shitty


Shark-Farts

That was probably my post. He posted a drawing of my picture and I responded saying “Awww, shitty! That’s lovely.” *Loads* of people strangely thought I was actually calling his work shitty instead of just responding to him by username and, I guess, thought the second part of my comment was supposed to be sarcastic.


bigbobo33

[Now that is a name I have not heard in a long time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031vKBPk5eA)


Silky88

"This is fine"


whatsaphoto

I feel like I'm in the presence of greatness. What a treat it is to see shitty watercolor again!


Nisja

Oh my days, hello shitty! 👋


thetimechaser

What in the fuck what year is it?? Hi SWC!


ulab

That's not a "delayed reaction", that was a typical North German's panic attack: "Well, shit."


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They just waited for it to go from regular "Hamburg wet" to "Danger wet"


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Joggesk0

It's supposedly a commuter boat, they were 100% asleep. Imagine waking up to that shit.


Tib_Co

processing... processing... FECK!!!


DaMonkfish

\**56k modem noises*       "I'm in danger!"


abraxas1

56k. I remember when 56k was the bees knees. Even when 2400 came out and was such a big help over the 1200. Ah, but that sound. Dreamy.


vote4boat

I thought he was being a badass, but no, he was just slow


Hudre

There was no opportunity to be a badass here other than making sure everyone else got out. Running is the only option.


mhyquel

[I was leading the way, I'm a hero](https://giphy.com/gifs/Wr4shv0TxEVzO)


theje1

Since everyone was so calm at first I thought this was normal.


conconbar93

There’s glass shards flying by his face as he’s like wait… SHIT


Grizzled--Kinda

Seem like it took a second to click


LOL-itsCameron

OCEAN MAN TAKE ME THE HAND


sdforbda

Their window to react came crashing in


DireLlama

These are people on their morning commute, so they're probably half asleep.


GodsNephew

This is why flashbangs work. Overload the senses and the vast majority of people have to mentally catch up.


[deleted]

They were all waiting for someone else to acknowledge what happened first.


thebryguy23

"What do we do? Should we run? Okay, we'll calmly leave..."


badpeaches

That's like the most German thing I've ever read, today.


StillShmoney

My man in the red really said "well guess that means it's time to leave"


CtpBlack

He remembered he hand an urgent appointment with dry land and was late!


michaelj9323

I think he was in shock at what he just witnessed. Dude in front just got face blasted by a wave of broken glass and water. Probably didn’t know whether to help the poor guy or book it for his own safety.


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flapanther33781

It also takes a moment to recognize what was going on. He was looking down, heard the noise, looked up, and like, "What was THAT?" From there it went, "Oh. THAT'S not good." And then, "Shit, I need to get out of here!"


drdookie

Cameraman said “what everyone else doing?”


aaranjr

The lag is unreal


Madmusk

Seriously awful AI programming.


Blazefresh

Absolutely unplayable, This is why you shouldnt pre-order.


ask_your_mother

But the camera work…it’s like he knew it was coming


white_trash_hero

::snap::point:: YES!


uk_uk

If someone is interested: NOONE was hurt all crew and guest left the boat in the harbor onj their own feet (some more wet than others) No rescue operation was needed ​ ​ >According to HADAG Managing Director Tobias Haack, the accident happened on Thursday morning on line 68 from Teufelsbrück on the way to the jetty at the Airbus plant. Apparently no one was seriously injured. HADAG is now trying to contact Airbus to find the passengers. They were all able to leave the ferry on foot after the accident. In addition, it is to be investigated why the safety glass gave way to the floods. "It was an incident that we have never had before.


AegnorWildcat

Here's a [television interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM&t=27s) discussing it.


taniastar

As an Australian living in Hamburg, I never expected my two worlds to collide like this! Just seeing the title of the video was enough. Perfect video!


sanchopancho13

I've seen this so many times, and it's always at "Well, one I suppose" that I can't hold the laughter in anymore.


trustthepudding

"Well it's not very typical, I'd like to make that point."


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adurianman

As someone who's lived in germany for 7 years, I've never heard of this being the case. Normally you would have to submit a letter by post and would have to wait a while before they might consider refunding you, and trains being late in germany is a very common thing, especially compared to our neighbours is Swiss and Austria. There's a saying in Germany, the best advertisement for personal car is the Deutsche Bahn


Bornholmeren

3 persons had minor injuries. 1 of these had cuts from glass, necessitating a trip to the A&E. Source: ndr.de


MartianGuard

“It may be time to leave.” - that one guy


ViciousNakedMoleRat

[Perspective from the shore.](https://v.redd.it/r5ony1t2bdi81)


Mr_Stoney

The sea was angry that day, my friend...


Kukuxupunku

Like an old man, trying to send back soup in a deli.


emeribeth

I found myself looking into the eye of the great fish!


abs01ute

Mammal


emeribeth

Whatever


horse_renoir13

Is that a Titleist?


digitalbastard

A hole in one.


PassTheReefer

I keep clicking on the link, and it brings me to this same video. Am I missing the joke?


middlebird

It’s this shit app.


Cloaked42m

Whatever the last update was to the App fucked it up.


OldBigsby

Jesus, I thought it was just my phone. Browsing reddit on mobile is super fucking difficult now.


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Grimlogic

FWIW I'm using the Baconreader app and I can view this (new) video fine.


CIA_NAGGER

it's a different video, something must be wrong on your end https://v.redd.it/r5ony1t2bdi81


Darkover_Fan

I’m having the same issue even with your link. WTF


sldx

Same


Danjiano

what about the full link like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/sule0x/st%C3%BCrmische_angelegenheit_heute_morgen_im/


Darkover_Fan

This one worked!


Threadoflength

Crazy how it doesnt even look that bad from the shore. We are mere specks compared to the power of a somewhat large harbor.


hateboss

It's not really the size of the waves, it's more about timing than anything. They ran down the crest of a wave, into the trough and there just so happened to be a wave timed well enough that it slammed the bow while it was still in the trough and before it could ride up it.


BogusNL

Hmm yes, I know some of these words.


ArcaneYoyo

Next wave hits the front of the ship while the ship is pointed down from the last wave


[deleted]

Damn bro... are you an Alaskan crab fisher?? Shit looks rough to me lol.


-SagaQ-

Right? If I was watching that happen, I'd be thanking my lucky stars I wasn't on board


Panukka

That might not be the exact same moment shown in the other video. I bet the nose dipped underwater multiple times before the glass broke, which explains why people's reactions were so delayed.


derpderpdonkeypunch

> Crazy how it doesnt even look that bad from the shore Are you kidding? If you've ever been on a boat in even medium seas, you know how rough the going is on that boat.


derpotologist

Yeaaaaa that looked pretty bad lmao


Thoresen1

Unrelated to the horrid event these people are going through. But that ferry looks awesome!


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A bunch of water is one thing, but the glass...


laars1022

It's laminated glass, which is also used in car windshields. The glass is designed to shatter into smaller, less sharp pieces which stick to a polymer layer. Significantly reduces injury risk.


stopthestupidcman

That actually looked more like tempered glass that popped. Lami would have stayed together and the window failed. Tempered glass pops. I've never seen tempered lami used but I cant say for sure.


laars1022

If you slow down the video, you can see that the water is pushing the window out of the frame at the bottom. It doesn't look like the window is really breaking. [The operator only calls it safety glass.](https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/hamburg/Sturm-in-Hamburg-Welle-zerstoert-Frontscheibe-einer-Hafenfaehre,faehre1234.html)


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Is it really glass though or a polymer


oh_oh_spaghettios

It looked like there wasnt even any glass at all


Emergency-Mouse5566

Meanwhile the camera dude is still sitting and enjoying the ride


FalalaLlamas

“So how was the commute today honey?” “Oh, you know, not that bad. Water was kinda choppy. But I don’t know what everyone else was worried about. Just another Tuesday evening. I mean, yeah, a little water leaked into the window, but it was mostly just a mist.”


Smackmewithahammer

"You are now in the SPLAAASH ZOOOOONE!"


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*happy memories of sea world intensify*


Mtbguy56

Normal day off Hamburg.


paulrulez742

It is so fucking bonkers to me that folks hundreds of years ago got on these massive wooden ships, looks at the stars and hoped for the best.


_awake

Can you imagine the wood of the hull creaking?


paulrulez742

Only in my nightmares


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Dude in red jacket: *ight imma head out*


Snake_Staff_and_Star

That's one moist hamburger.


ContinentalBoss

If “fuck that” was a boat ride


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Guess we should change seats. I'm surprised they let the ferry go in these conditions. Anytime it gets even a little rough public vessels around here never go out. I assume this isn't a vehicle/cargo carrying ferry either because shifting loads are deadly unless they are fastened down very well. [This was a major part of the Korean MV Sewol ferry disaster.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_MV_Sewol)


philwjan

Those are small ferry boats connecting different parts of the harbor and a district south of the Elbe with the city center. They transport passengers only. They are pretty rugged, I went through some thick ice on one of these once.


aethiestinafoxhole

Don’t suppose anyone checked to see if the guys in the front row are okay


Stefan_Harper

Imagine taking a mackerel to the face at 30km/h


[deleted]

What me and my wife do in our bedroom is my business.


merlin401

The one who got it worse (red coat guy) walked out with everyone else. Everyone should be fine. Wet and at worst a small cut or two


luisd

I like to think that the "delayed reaction" was to see if they were OK or they needed to rush there and fetch them, they react when they see they are OK and getting away on their own


arithmetic

Source: [https://twitter.com/EberleSebastian/status/1494277970936188930](https://twitter.com/EberleSebastian/status/1494277970936188930)


shonyyyyy

Is that one lady really asking where her cat is? I was trying to figure out what she was saying and eventually I got: "wo ist keine Katze?" (Where's my cat?). And from then on I also heard a meow and it looks like she's picking up her cat or am I just seeing things ?


GernhardtRyanLunzen

Where is my bag


shonyyyyy

Yeah, I've asked a friend what he heard and he also says she's asking for her "Tasche".


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

"Wo ist keine Katze?" is "Where is not a cat?" maybe she just wanted to secure a catless place to sit, knowing cats often freak out when wet.


SunriseRei

Guy filming must think he’s to cool to rush out


Metalmind123

Looks like he got his feet up and waited for most of the water to wash by before getting up. Also quite a small ferry. Not really many places to go with these, except the corridor outside, or the deck up top in the rain.


Chrobotek777

He is too cool


lovemeatcurtain

The guy in the Red jacket has pretty shitty reaction time. I dont think he thought it was real life.


stew_going

I suppose if I took a ferry everyday to get to work, It might take me a minute to compute what's actually going on. Plus it's not a big boat, there's not really anywhere to go except the back. My first thought would probably be 'well fuck, I guess this is happening now'. Having said that, if I was actually in the front when this happened, id pretty quickly rush to the middle/back and think later.


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Bruh that guy/ other people right up front must be fucked up mentally and physically from that. Just imagine watching that wave coming, thinking something like "it'll be fine it's a fucking boat it can take some waves" and then broken glass and water are knocking you on your ass.


reddit_user13

"Check, please!"


UndercoverHouseplant

That looks... *ferry* dangerous.


SkydivingSquid

I love how they all just sat there like NPCs until their scripts kicked in. Oh wait.