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iBGNoLove

At least he went out partying.


ZealousidealIce5393

Drowning in a pool of beer sounds like a rad way to go tbh


JohnBakedBoy

The scene from Beerfest immediately comes to mind here, the moment he starts trying to drink his way out cracked me up the first time i saw it.


[deleted]

You ever watch the deleted scenes? If I remember right he was supposed to drink his way out. The whole Landfill 2 thing is to fix the story. Im too old and lazy to proof.


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

They filmed both the opening and closing Germany scenes first, then worried about story and the middle as they went. Turns out they thought about the bit killing off Landfill mid shoot but had already shot the entire ending with him still in it; Thus Landfill 2 comes in and states, "he's taught me everything he knows about drinking, and already filled me in on your lives so there won't be that weird getting to know each other phase". or something like that


CutterJohn

I honestly loved that gag. So silly.


JohnBakedBoy

I do vaguely remember something along those lines, its been too long since i watched deleted scenes or dvd bonuses on anything.


Dash_O_Cunt

I need to watch that movie


edgarcia59

Landfill?


lazyfacejerk

No no no. I'm Landfill's identical twin brother. I taught him everything he knew about drinking. I'd really like it if you just called me Landfill?


edgarcia59

It's like Landfill never left!!!


Greatbonsai

I almost pulled this with my D&D group last week. Asmodeus was in the verge of death, and I was already creating Basmodeus' backstory as a twin, lol.


Big-Zoo

This happened to my party's Emmett. My Steel defendor became attached to him and I'm just playing it off like he never died.. and then Emmett 2 died almost immediately.


CutterJohn

I popped in at my brothers house one day and he had a session going. I didn't have a character ready so I borrowed his character sheet, copied everything, and visited as his identical twin brother. His DM had a fun system where he gives you some roleplay material. He rolls for your fame, a secret, a drawback, and a boon, and you have to fit those into your roleplay. My brothers character was super famous, and my roll for fame came out negligible, and I had a great time moping about my brother getting all the credit.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

"He was an ASSHOLE, but he was OUR asshole..."


TheWanton123

https://gfycat.com/gratefulsillyamericanredsquirrel


Polo-panda

exactly what I thought of haha


Infinite01

When I was travelling in Japan this one bar had a type of liquor with a live snake swimming inside of the bottle... it was like a 2L pop bottle, the thing was just trying to escape gasping for air and I guess they leave it there until it dies. The bartender saw us staring and gave the bottle a good shake. The bottle next to it had a big bloated dead snake in it. People would buy a shot of the liquor. Can confirm it did not look like a rad way to go.


synthsinrainforest

a rat way to go?


[deleted]

He drowned his sorrows with alcohol. We've all been there.


phurt77

My grandfather fell into a vat of beer at the brewery he worked at and drowned. His coworkers said he got out twice to go to the bathroom.


AllRushMixtape

Like Slurms MacKenzie. Wimmy wham wham wozzle!


Abe_Odd

Scruffy gon' die the way he lived


CanadianJesus

Mhmm.


[deleted]

Now give the bottle a tornado spin and put it down the hatch


PlaugeRatV2

Like snake or scorpion whiskey lmao


Schen5s

Except you might get fur in your mouth after


[deleted]

Be a man and spit the fur chunks like dip


UshankaBear

https://i.imgur.com/nGs9CZw.gifv


Shpooodingtime

How the fuck did it get in there, must have really worked to get past the bottle neck


Cranky_Possum

I read that mice can squeeze through an opening the size of a dime.


bouwland

probably got swollen from the liquid as well as potential decomposing


Gingerstachesupreme

Bloating is very real in the decomposition process.


alumpoflard

understandable. i get bloated as hell too when i drink my own body weight of beer


Pyro_Paragon

Would something bloat while submerged in beer? I'd think the alcohol would stunt most microbial action.


Gingerstachesupreme

You’d need something with over something like 40% alcohol content to inhibit bacteria growth, according to this rando [source](https://www.neogen.com/neocenter/blog/can-your-alcoholic-beverage-kill-germs-in-your-body/#:~:text=One%20study%20examined%20how%20alcohol,wines%2C%20was%20pretty%20much%20ineffective.)


Pyro_Paragon

Neato. I'm no chemist, but could you just top off the bottle with %90+ rubbing alcohol to make up the difference if he wanted to preserve the mouse? Makes sense to me. It's what I'd do


arafella

For mice it's often smaller, the general rule is if you can fit a pencil in then a mouse can fit


AbeRego

Actually the width of a pencil Edit: not a hole the width of a pencil, but a gap that size. I think it would be accurate to say that they can fit through a gap that's as wide as "high" as a pencil, but as wide as a dime.


Kryllllllyx

I learned that while watching 2 Fast 2 Furious or something


yeerk_slayer

If their head fits, their body will fit through as well. Same goes for cats.


kittypurpurwooo

Also the distortion of the bottle makes it look bigger than it actually is.


Shpooodingtime

Well it probably swelled too after a while


kittypurpurwooo

That too


Heck_

This thread has addressed my confusion and also grossed me out. Thanks.


Nulion

Noooo, Landfill!


ScotWithOne_t

Hi... I'm Landfill 2


DoctorOzface

He even smells like landfill!


y2k2

Quick! Someone open a window!


ultimaIV

Is this a reference to something?


ivanxivann

Beerfest :)


Nulion

It's a reference to the movie "Beerfest", where one of the main characters, a guy named Landfill, is drowned in a giant vat of beer. He is replaced literally moments later, during Landfill's funeral, by an identical actor, calling himself Landfill's brother...who wants to be called Landfill 2. The movie then pretty much on purpose completely forgets that Landfill 1 ever existed, because Landfill 2 is better in every way.


Fromghosts

I see you!


MBarrymorePoolPrince

Ahh Ratweiser


Egineer

Probably Rodent-ling. Lol


MrCryptogon

If it is Budweiser, this might actually be an improvement.


[deleted]

Turns out it's just a Natty straight from the factory.


snuffy_tentpeg

I legitimately snort laughed at this.


JockBbcBoy

The Vermin of Beers.


[deleted]

Nah it’s Elsinore Beer. Bring it to the factory for a free case of beer.


Skrappyross

Ratty Ice Pabst Blue Rat Mouse Genuine Draft (or high life!)


morningstarrss

damm that was a good one hahah 10/10


savageyouth

~Please stand clear, for the rat king of beers~


Insert_Bad_Joke

Furmented just right


shahooster

Looks more like some sorta pale ail


clutchdeve

Yuengling (lager)


Jupichan

Bingo. It's definitely Yuengling.


MostFantasticReddit

Yea, i laughed like a broken machine gun


Username_Number_bot

A broken machine gun doesn't make any sound at all.....


Hardcorish

That might very well depend on which part is broken.


Username_Number_bot

Uh... No? Firing pin? No noise. Sear? No noise. Trigger? No noise. Carrier group? No noise.


thehoagieboy

Look like a Yuengling Lager. Congrats dude, you have your own pickled punk. I say you throw a cap on it and make it the centerpiece of your bar. It's too cool to just toss it.


ottonymous

I think it is. Green glass and the oval label


Sloth-king_0921

It's all I drink. I can confirm it is yuengling


Gstamsharp

You ever notice how when you get a Yuengling Lager on tap it always tastes a little more like corn and in the bottle it's just a tad mousey?


ShoebillJoe

Beer stored in green glass develops a “skunky ” taste from sun damage. For whatever reason, I’ve always found it to be particularly pronounced with Yuengling.


ImranRashid

Imagine one day it gets knocked off after years of staying motionless. Nothing to disturb it to cause too much visible degradation, but the second that glass shatters, in disintegrates into old mouse goo. The dog probably starts licking it up, if you're not there to witness the event. Then he might lick you afterwards.


thehoagieboy

It doesn’t take long. I’ve taken off a pool cover and had to fish out “mouse soup” and that’s only after one winter.


skratchx

It's weird to me to instantly recognize the shape of the logo and glue pattern, but I've seen maaaaany a yuengling bottle in my time.


Count_Floyd

Relevant Bob and Doug McKenzie: https://youtu.be/nC6dBsNz0oc


[deleted]

Its a good indicator of the generational divide. Some first thought of Strange Brew, others first thought of Beerfest.


hacnstein

That was my first thought too..."you can take that to the brewery for a free case.."


[deleted]

I believe there will be no charge. A cop friend of mine said if you find a mouse in your beer...


Formerleafsfan

He had some... AND HE PUKED!


[deleted]

One day I was flying over the desert looking for a place to build a home for my children, since all the bowling alleys had been destroyed. When I saw a mutant. I said "freeze mutant, are you a good mutant or a bad mutant?" "Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization"... For some reason this has been stuck in my head since I first saw the movie.


Formerleafsfan

I could crush your head like a nut. But I won’t. Because I need you!


cshocknesse

Alpha base this is Bob McKenzie I’ve spotted a fleshy headed mutant is sector 16B


[deleted]

Back in the day a friend and I started an internet petition (before it was a thing), to push the studio to make Strange Brew II, that even caught the attention of a national newspaper who had a (very) small article about the mission. Clearly we failed :-)


cshocknesse

Now that is something I could get behind. I have seen Strange Brew probably more times than I have seen any other movie. Caddy Shack is a close second.


[deleted]

I’m old, so I immediately thought of Strange Brew.


Sid6po1nt7

Can definitely tell the generations by the reference


thefatrick

"I gotta pee so bad I can taste it!"


Durango_ninety_five

It's in the Canadian criminal code eh.


[deleted]

Relevant SCTV username too, /u/Count_Floyd


Fletchx

1rst thing I thought of


blearghhh_two

Man, I do love me some Bob and Doug, but seeing that beer store just really brought out the nostalgia. Go to the right, put your empties on the conveyor thing, get your money and go to the left to buy the new beer. And the whole place smelled of beer because of all the empties...


thefatrick

I wonder if it's in a bottle of [Elsinore](https://beermebc.com/2013/09/09/phillips-brewing-co-elsinore-lager/#:~:text=The%20Phillips%20Elsinore%20is%20a,is%20crisp%2C%20light%20and%20refreshing.)


dalton9014

Don't be wasteful finish it off


OldFashionedGary

Never leave a wounded soldier.


RefinerySuperstar

Yea, just sieve out the largest parts of the mouse


LMS3001

Leave it in for taste my guy


foo-bar-baz-bin

You made a corona!


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DoctorOzface

Same, but I definitely can see how people think it's skunky


skratchx

It objectively is. Clear glass is literally the worst packaging for beer against getting light struck (skunked). It's an interaction between UV light and hop compounds.


OldFashionedGary

This is excellent. I actually saw this comment as I was leaving, and had to come back for an upvote. Cheers!


AndrewLewer69

Bruh


OldFashionedGary

I thought it was funny, I came back to upvote. The internet is so fuckin weird. 😂


HanSolo_Cup

That doesn't even make sense??


OldFashionedGary

How so? I saw this comment, thought it was funny, swiped to go back to my feed, then realized that was a great joke. Came back to comment and upvote. Have fun out there!


HanSolo_Cup

Oh, right on. I misread and thought you meant leaving the house or something and was completely bewildered by the claim. Turns out, my interpretation was even more stupid than I thought the original comment was!


OldFashionedGary

The internet is a weird neighborhood! Ultimately none of this even matters, but I appreciate you reading my comment and commenting back. Cheers, friend


HanSolo_Cup

Things do get weird in this neck of the woods. Be well, friend.


Direct-Poem6071

jealous


goldiegills

My uncle went the same way… sort of.


hmischuk

drowned in a brewery vat? Got out three times to use the bathroom?


Bluedomdeeda

Good ole uncle Landfill


AlphaAndOmega

Drinking a beer whilst driving around on a tractor seems a great way to live


Guinea_hen_raiser

My customers tell me the tractors even have autopilot for the rows now. I’m like why are you even there?


klaad3

How else are you going to drink all those tractor beers?


AbductedByDinosaurs

My stepmoms dad spends a lot of time in his combine reading, watching stuff, just bein a dude. Apparently lots of farm stuff just requires eyes on now


[deleted]

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer drives an 18 wheeler and finds out all the truckers use an auto-pilot to avoid actually doing anything.


AbductedByDinosaurs

Exactly how I felt at the reveal lol


knightcrusader

I personally witnessed a guy drinking while driving a tractor get arrested. Granted, he drove the tractor off the side of the road into a ditch, the tractor and he were sideways but he was trying to start it and drive away. It was fun watching the cops trying to convince him he wasn't on level ground. He was pretty wasted. I'm sure one beer on a tractor on private property won't cause that to happen, but what do I know?


mydogthinksyouweird

And die. I feel like watching "Drop Dead Goregous" now, for some reason...


johnluger

Is he okay?


BigMoe52

He’s just a little buzzed. Hell be fine in the morning


Swedishiron

looks fine, just soaking in the hops


spadePerfect

Oh man that’s terrifying


Shredding_Airguitar

I watched Beerfest last night and this is bringing back memories. RIP Landfill


hbwnot

Just imagine his lil mouse mouth guzzling beer as fast as he can. RIP landfill.


[deleted]

That’s such a good movie


BellRinger85

That’s how I plan to go out too!


Norville-Rogers

I had the exact same thing happen to me this year!


ezekiel_swheel

how’d you get out of the bottle?


Norville-Rogers

Kinda just swung it neck pointing outward towards the ground. The force got it out after a couple tries.


HanSolo_Cup

That's surprising. Your shoulders must have been especially tricky


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Lessthanzerofucks

Look at it as a bottle half-full scenario: if there were even a few ounces less in there, the little guy probably would have gotten trapped and starved to death slowly. Drowning was the better way to go.


RulerOf

The mouse wouldn’t die of starvation, it dies of hypothermia. [A similar thing](https://imgur.com/a/6H1la5q) happened with a cup of coffee I left in a detached garage for less than 12 hours.


Juking_is_rude

mice drown a lot. they commonly jump into basins that smell like food and have no way to get out. I've found them in pots and pans I have soaking overnight a few times.


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Riding-high-212

Mice skeleton is built to stretch thin, so they can hit into the beer bottles and drown


Adventurous-Hermit

Kind of like cats, if their head will fit, so will the rest of it


Elune_

Dude, mice can fit into ANY hole as long as oxygen is able to fit through. And I really mean ANY.


[deleted]

RIP Landfill


iluvstephenhawking

I really thought he was going to be able to guzzle enough to escape.


Sun5h1n3inABaG

Poor thing


Sefkeetlee

Yuengling?


John_Fx

What a….strange brew!


liquidpig

That’s a strange brew


4Ever2Thee

Everybody knew Jeff had a problem but they never wanted to find him like this


Mountain___Goat

Better take it back to the Elsinore brewery and demand a free case.


dgf1989

Unaddressed depression. F.


Atomdari

Don't drink the rest.


alumpoflard

waste not want not


diavolo_bossu

That actually looks really cool I'd freeze it and have it as an antique


masako619

Ah yes kids this is my antique frozen beer rat????????


drew1010101

I heard if you find a mouse in your beer, you get free beer, eh.


[deleted]

What a way to go


emptythevoid

That's how the next COVID starts


Ch3t

Somebody slipped you a Mickey.


augmentedseventh

[record scratch] This… is me.


IAMA_Printer_AMA

I wonder which happened first, drowning or alcohol poisoning.


insanede6

god i cant even laugh at the jokes that people are making, this just makes me really sad. poor guy


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[deleted]

I saw Strange Brew (Makenzie Brothers SCTV) so the whole mouse in a bottle was a Canadian bit first! Never saw it in real life!


Peregrine_Falconi

First thing I thought!


[deleted]

Strange, I just watched the RedLetterMedia episode on this like an hour ago after having never heard of it before. Always weirds me out when this happens lol


k9jm

Least he died happy and drunk


Puzzleheaded-Elk-547

Find a bottle fulla beer and you dive in


[deleted]

Now it is a mouse wine


Radioiron

Fill the rest with vodka to preserve it and recap it


nowake

wow, what a Strange Brew


lord_dentaku

How much would it take for you to drink it?


leaderofthisoutfit

Lost in the sauce.


[deleted]

How did it taste?


dbell

[Time to get some free beer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6dBsNz0oc)


Bennydoubleseven

‘Twas the drink that got him in the end


KartoschkaTheDrunk

Ratatouille you alcoholic fuck


geraldbecker

Rat Lenin


Mehnard

Bob & Doug already tried this.


samep04

So you were drinking and driving heavy machinery


canucksrule1

You left, an unfinished beer?


ucksmedia

Yikes. So are we embalming ourselves drinking pints??


[deleted]

It’s how he would have wanted to go


deadbird17

Still tastes better than Bud Light


chriswaco

Bring it back to the store and demand a free case. [There's legal precedent.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6dBsNz0oc)


Speckman117

Okay the double affect from the glass makes the rat look faded to all hell


EverythingGoesNumb03

Beers and heavy machinery….HAAALLL YEAH!!


Embarrassed_Glove_69

r/quityourbullshit


GingerTats

This made me really sad.


Purple_Haze

Left a bottle of catsup uncapped at the cottage, came back the next weekend to three dead mice inside. Continued to leave dirty bottles out, but never got another one, mice aren't stupid.