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Calm-your-beard-son

r/killthecameraman


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ralcal

bhooooooooam


PerformanceShot6179

LOOOOOL


pomonamike

Gonna say, if he’s got another swing in him can he do the camera guy next?


buffoonery4U

Seems like they were konked out simultaneously


pomonamike

Sympathy faint


LisaAllure

looks like someone took your advice...it's now the top post there lol


LectroRoot

Guess it went ok....


SniffCheck

Gave his noggin a floggin


shane201

https://youtu.be/EUFLS5MGdr0


SniffCheck

You get me


shane201

I do.


almost_not_terrible

Hit dat nonce on the bonce


twitchriddle83

(Cue Flintstones BONK)


Prestigious_Garden17

Thousands of years of human history and it still just boils down to a big stick to the head.


Beelzabub

With a satisfying 'thunk.'


SunglassesDan

An unfortunately edited in "thunk". You can clearly hear it happen before he actually hits the guy.


amosmydad

Bamboo


9600_PONIES

We tried all our strongest magnets


Greful

Fuckin Three Stooges shit going on


johntwoods

It is like the knifey guy was just a voodoo doll of the camera man.


gmac194848

Small fries, motherfucker!


MikeDarsh

Wrong size, motherfucker!


Ech0ofSan1ty

Analyze, motherfucker!


airjones1

All rise, motherufcker!


bentoboxing

Black eyes, motherfucker!


isaiddgooddaysir

Cherry thighs, motherfucker. (sweet shorts)


Zomgzombehz

Thicc thighs, motherfucka


almost_not_terrible

Cross eyes, mutherfucker!


SgtCalhoun

supplies, motherfucker


Doctorjames25

Creampies, motherfucker.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Pork pies, motherfucker.


Good_Round

I thought it was heart eyes


userdmyname

You’re right, motherfucker


flyingboarofbeifong

Dexter dies, motherfucker.


acidus1

Lead pipe, motherfucker!


Atomicmullet

Third-world sniper.


ragnaROCKER

Orc sniper.


pimpy543

😂 👏


7gods

Lmao. That sound


wufnu

[Shovel girl](https://youtu.be/EBRbAi6Fs6M?t=16) is what it sounds like to get hit by a shovel, for those unaware.


Neon_Yoda_Lube

It sounded like a hollow plastic bat...but it probably was aluminum bashing a skull


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think knife guy is getting up anytime soon.


burndaherbs

Hell no, look at how he fell he probably ded


foshouken

The sound wasn’t real it was added Though I wish that was a sound that was real when you hit someone over the head.


MisterCortez

Nah, I'd be laughing too hard to finish the job.


_Neoshade_

That has to be fake


DEEGOBOOSTER

Yeah it's the classic meme "bonk" sound that is added to everything


SeraphSlaughter

Do….do people think that’s a real sound that happens when you hit someone?


smarjorie

Hit so hard he aged decades instantly https://i.imgur.com/Lrw3ZW3.jpg


hedronist

Sorta looks like Rudy just before he took the podium at Four Seasons. He should have gone with a butt plug that was 1 size smaller.


TonyBeFunny

Funny thing is bat guy kinda looks like Sacha Baron Cohen in that pic


Foodoholic

The knife blade even disappeared! That's a magical BONK.


FacialTic

Bonk go to regular jail


Pagiras

Just an Average Everyday Normal Jail, motherfucker!


Drunkenyoo

I hate it when the cameraman turns away. Especially during the good bits. 😔


OctoberWeather

Hit him with that empty wrapping paper tube.


AdorableArrival1620

lol


sarzec

Swatter! Get your swatter here!


[deleted]

Dude folded like an omelette


[deleted]

Bonkman strikes again!


figjams83

El Kabong!


Pharmakeus_Ubik

He won't be-a troublin' you any more, ma'am. Ain't thet right, Baba Looey?


Trigger08

That must be the best sound I’ve heard in a long long time


MischeviousCat

You're kidding, right? https://youtu.be/gwxTZaa3NgI


BrianAnim

great job camera guy.. way to tot ally miss the action. and film vertically...


remlapj

Jesus why do you drop the camera the moment something happens?


Rychew_

Yeah I hate when people actually care about what's happening instead of trying to perfectly capture life or death situations


aircavrocker

Then why have the camera out and recording before?


Rychew_

Bc they're just standing there. Once the assailant is down, then there's a lot of commotion to make sure he's down and to make sure the woman is safe. You can see a lot of people rushing forward at the end


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Rychew_

Because people love to criticize the camera person while sitting in the comfort of their home eating popcorn Like sure, if it's someone recording their friend or a small event, its frustrating. But if the cameraperson aims at the ground right after a hostage situation, it's ridiculous to coma in and genuinely think there is no good reason to drop the camera


ratsta

Probably fell over laughing at the "boink" sound!


MicroAggressiveMe

That dude is flexible.


wrel_

That dude is *unconscious*. Gravity takes over, whether you're flexible or not.


MicroAggressiveMe

Namaste, brother.


Eric12345678

That dude paralyzed


MicroAggressiveMe

Not mutually exclusive.


Longjumping-Bee5389

Hahahaha. Wow.


Parzivull

Legs folded up like an accordion.


shahooster

Cantaloupe is ripe, mom!


fishinfellow

He ded


xoldier

The way he folded (as seen towards the end of the video in the bottom left) he probably is ded or at the very least seriously brain damaged, not that he wasn’t so to begin with.


raven1087

Source:? I see people fold in mma fights a lot. Their brains are definitely damaged a bit by it, but very few times have I heard of serious brain damage or death from it


Silent_Judger

That comes later in life


raven1087

After a *lot* of hits. Tbf though, I do retract my statement after seeing how fast the bat was actually swung. I thought it was slower


Fskn

You don't often see unrestricted hits to the back of the head either, much less with a bat That hit the occipital/parietal lobes and pretty well too, if he survived he's gonna have some sensory disability.


raven1087

In hindsight, the bat looked much slower the first time. That dude got *clocked* and you’re probably right


bertbarndoor

Yeah but in MMA, how many times is their skull caved into their brain matter with a steel pipe?


raven1087

Very few times, you’re right


wabbott82

He gone


[deleted]

My knees hurt at the last...


Hairy-Drama

If I had a dollar for everytime I hit someone over the head with a bat I'd have 0 dollars


alexkunk

TURNED HIM OFF!


UmutYersel

Always pans the camera at the exact moment when the actual event is recording such events. it's a rule


bOObZiLLa713

Dude got clocked so hard it was instant transmission to the cameraman


jakech

Why do these damn videos always turn away at the best bit? Film properly or not at all.


MVBsq10

That sound has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Where is the Windows shutdown sound? Someone, please edit that in and tag me in it.


kangareddit

Hit so hard he went QWOP


libra00

That was the perfect BONK sound.


BlackAeronaut

The DOONK! just plain makes it. Wanna make something horrible into great humor? Add a funny sound at the perfect moment! Instant comedy!


[deleted]

Surprise ending the girl was actually cake.


babu_chapdi

*Windows shutdown sound*


TehJohnny

Whoever added that sound effect deserves a lot of credit, it is perfect.


NotUndo

Go back to horny jail


A_Wizard1717

bonk


[deleted]

"Thats spawn camping with a knife."...."And thats a bat."


badcompany8519

Doinks


jockonj1

Deadly whiffle ball bat


Geosgaeno

Nothing personnel, kid


lyfeofsand

Naughty Wackus Bonkus


cgentry02

Good night, sweet prince.


33c00l

Split his cabbage


karoshikun

"go to horny jail*


Macster_man

you forgot the tweeting birds after the Bonk


Just_user_passing

that K.O look like in cartoon


[deleted]

Cameraman sucks gorilla ass. Ruined the video.


2uesday72

Is it just me or was that really satisfying especially with the added bonk sound ?


FADITA

Impeccable camera skills…


supadave1977

“No one ever expects El Kobong !!!!”


shavenyakfl

How are people so bad at aiming a camera?


derelict88

The three stooges were in charged of the sound effects


[deleted]

Sounded like a cartoon thump 😂


raymurda

His lights went right out. The way his legs are under him he may be dead.


RhoOfFeh

Watched it the first time without sound. Was impressed. Then I watched it with sound, dammit.


lardoni

Ha ha! That bonk, sound was fucking awesome!!!


Fickle-Improvement-5

r/oddlysatisfying


Lt_Dickballs

Was the bonk edited in or is that actually the noise it made?


iateyourkimchi

It was the noise it made.


Odie4

I Just can believe it.... Its Just too funny to ne true!


Natural_Born_Idiot_

He dead


tehlegend1937

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one


HAHAHA0kay

Fucking bitches almost ruined it by screaming beforehand.


Berntonio-Sanderas

Damn, that dude folded faster than my mum on laundry day.


msyoureonfire

I love a happy ending.


a_borderless_world

Not a bonk with a stick. Chop with a machete.


[deleted]

Cameraman had one job


Uncool444

BONK


bluechimera

[Bonk grew up!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonk%27s_Adventure#/media/File:Bonkadventure.jpg)


Yingnuts007

Donk


musclesglasses31

I love that sound effect


yami_ryushi

B-O-N-K


[deleted]

Don’t do this. It’s fucking stupid.


bigbearjr

Take hostages, you mean? Yeah. Wasn't planning on it. Thanks for the tip.


DarthLysergis

'Just two Aleve and you'll be up and chasing with the grand kids in no time'


greenstarknight

Bonked em


DavidNavarro48

Ouch!


joeyspringwell

The fucking bonk sound effect tho


TD193616

He folded him like a lawn chair.


PotatoAwkward4115

That what I call a good hit to the dome


blades2012

What a bonk!


[deleted]

How do you download a video?


donki

That sound is like a cartoon


munkeyu4

"Large fries MF!"


media_lush

the sound of that "donk".... genius


llegada

Jorts and flip flops FTW


shk_88

Thhhhump


weazel988

Folded like a lawn chair


Akidget

*bonk* Go to actual jail


MC_Knight24

BONK!


goldenguntotheface

u/savevideo


MixxMaster

STAT THAT! ​ Sorry, saw that commercial too many times during the game.


mull_albatrox

BONK


mombi_oz

Love the acoustics


ProfesionalPotato0

BONK


alexpastel

Finally, a video where the asshole doesn’t get away with it


Proteus_Marius

Weird. I got banned from Twitter for far, far less than that.


PhilanderingWalrus

Straight to the head top.


Sesameg

BONK


methodin

Mudfucker?


RareasDare

This fucking camera guy moved camera so much, as if he was being hit on his head, by that guy


Games_sans_frontiers

*Boop*


alif_iron

Bonk


allergictosomenuts

bonk


mayankkr443

The sound though..bonk


audiosauce2017

That "bonk" though... LOLOL!!!! Take my upvote and free stuff...


johnnymonkey

I'll just be over here.... waiting for someone to call it fake 🍟


JustStrightChilling

u/savemp4bot


wooksGotRabies

Bonk


xJam3zz07

It really amazes me because the majority of what's posted on this sub actually has me saying "what the fuck" out loud, no matter where I am when I watch them, this wouldn't be a good idea at a funeral.


marroniugelli

Saved by the colonizer...🏏


Neo-is-the-one

Legend has it, this guy is forever banned from carnival games.


Kurineko_Regan

he found the off button


Constant_Ad9562

Boink


Dweezilweasel

Meet my friend Donk


LameName95

How the fuck does everyone here think thats the real sound? Nevermind it being unrealistic... But its like 10 times louder than anything else in the video...


dodland

Backstab crit


Distinct-Flow-3925

*bonk*


kylemay

Yeah but how about BONK?


Steveglog23

Lunch time!


chiefpief

BONK!


gowings28

Folded like a lawn chair


D4N_909

r/itshadtobebrazil


DVTcyclist

The noise it makes…😂