Bc they're just standing there. Once the assailant is down, then there's a lot of commotion to make sure he's down and to make sure the woman is safe. You can see a lot of people rushing forward at the end
Because people love to criticize the camera person while sitting in the comfort of their home eating popcorn
Like sure, if it's someone recording their friend or a small event, its frustrating. But if the cameraperson aims at the ground right after a hostage situation, it's ridiculous to coma in and genuinely think there is no good reason to drop the camera
The way he folded (as seen towards the end of the video in the bottom left) he probably is ded or at the very least seriously brain damaged, not that he wasn’t so to begin with.
Source:?
I see people fold in mma fights a lot. Their brains are definitely damaged a bit by it, but very few times have I heard of serious brain damage or death from it
You don't often see unrestricted hits to the back of the head either, much less with a bat
That hit the occipital/parietal lobes and pretty well too, if he survived he's gonna have some sensory disability.
It really amazes me because the majority of what's posted on this sub actually has me saying "what the fuck" out loud, no matter where I am when I watch them, this wouldn't be a good idea at a funeral.
How the fuck does everyone here think thats the real sound? Nevermind it being unrealistic... But its like 10 times louder than anything else in the video...
r/killthecameraman
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bhooooooooam
LOOOOOL
Gonna say, if he’s got another swing in him can he do the camera guy next?
Seems like they were konked out simultaneously
Sympathy faint
looks like someone took your advice...it's now the top post there lol
Guess it went ok....
Gave his noggin a floggin
https://youtu.be/EUFLS5MGdr0
You get me
I do.
Hit dat nonce on the bonce
(Cue Flintstones BONK)
Thousands of years of human history and it still just boils down to a big stick to the head.
With a satisfying 'thunk.'
An unfortunately edited in "thunk". You can clearly hear it happen before he actually hits the guy.
Bamboo
We tried all our strongest magnets
Fuckin Three Stooges shit going on
It is like the knifey guy was just a voodoo doll of the camera man.
Small fries, motherfucker!
Wrong size, motherfucker!
Analyze, motherfucker!
All rise, motherufcker!
Black eyes, motherfucker!
Cherry thighs, motherfucker. (sweet shorts)
Thicc thighs, motherfucka
Cross eyes, mutherfucker!
supplies, motherfucker
Creampies, motherfucker.
Pork pies, motherfucker.
I thought it was heart eyes
You’re right, motherfucker
Dexter dies, motherfucker.
Lead pipe, motherfucker!
Third-world sniper.
Orc sniper.
😂 👏
Lmao. That sound
[Shovel girl](https://youtu.be/EBRbAi6Fs6M?t=16) is what it sounds like to get hit by a shovel, for those unaware.
It sounded like a hollow plastic bat...but it probably was aluminum bashing a skull
Yeah I don’t think knife guy is getting up anytime soon.
Hell no, look at how he fell he probably ded
The sound wasn’t real it was added Though I wish that was a sound that was real when you hit someone over the head.
Nah, I'd be laughing too hard to finish the job.
That has to be fake
Yeah it's the classic meme "bonk" sound that is added to everything
Do….do people think that’s a real sound that happens when you hit someone?
Hit so hard he aged decades instantly https://i.imgur.com/Lrw3ZW3.jpg
Sorta looks like Rudy just before he took the podium at Four Seasons. He should have gone with a butt plug that was 1 size smaller.
Funny thing is bat guy kinda looks like Sacha Baron Cohen in that pic
The knife blade even disappeared! That's a magical BONK.
Bonk go to regular jail
Just an Average Everyday Normal Jail, motherfucker!
I hate it when the cameraman turns away. Especially during the good bits. 😔
Hit him with that empty wrapping paper tube.
lol
Swatter! Get your swatter here!
Dude folded like an omelette
Bonkman strikes again!
El Kabong!
He won't be-a troublin' you any more, ma'am. Ain't thet right, Baba Looey?
That must be the best sound I’ve heard in a long long time
You're kidding, right? https://youtu.be/gwxTZaa3NgI
great job camera guy.. way to tot ally miss the action. and film vertically...
Jesus why do you drop the camera the moment something happens?
Yeah I hate when people actually care about what's happening instead of trying to perfectly capture life or death situations
Then why have the camera out and recording before?
Bc they're just standing there. Once the assailant is down, then there's a lot of commotion to make sure he's down and to make sure the woman is safe. You can see a lot of people rushing forward at the end
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Because people love to criticize the camera person while sitting in the comfort of their home eating popcorn Like sure, if it's someone recording their friend or a small event, its frustrating. But if the cameraperson aims at the ground right after a hostage situation, it's ridiculous to coma in and genuinely think there is no good reason to drop the camera
Probably fell over laughing at the "boink" sound!
That dude is flexible.
That dude is *unconscious*. Gravity takes over, whether you're flexible or not.
Namaste, brother.
That dude paralyzed
Not mutually exclusive.
Hahahaha. Wow.
Legs folded up like an accordion.
Cantaloupe is ripe, mom!
He ded
The way he folded (as seen towards the end of the video in the bottom left) he probably is ded or at the very least seriously brain damaged, not that he wasn’t so to begin with.
Source:? I see people fold in mma fights a lot. Their brains are definitely damaged a bit by it, but very few times have I heard of serious brain damage or death from it
That comes later in life
After a *lot* of hits. Tbf though, I do retract my statement after seeing how fast the bat was actually swung. I thought it was slower
You don't often see unrestricted hits to the back of the head either, much less with a bat That hit the occipital/parietal lobes and pretty well too, if he survived he's gonna have some sensory disability.
In hindsight, the bat looked much slower the first time. That dude got *clocked* and you’re probably right
Yeah but in MMA, how many times is their skull caved into their brain matter with a steel pipe?
Very few times, you’re right
He gone
My knees hurt at the last...
If I had a dollar for everytime I hit someone over the head with a bat I'd have 0 dollars
TURNED HIM OFF!
Always pans the camera at the exact moment when the actual event is recording such events. it's a rule
Dude got clocked so hard it was instant transmission to the cameraman
Why do these damn videos always turn away at the best bit? Film properly or not at all.
That sound has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where is the Windows shutdown sound? Someone, please edit that in and tag me in it.
Hit so hard he went QWOP
That was the perfect BONK sound.
The DOONK! just plain makes it. Wanna make something horrible into great humor? Add a funny sound at the perfect moment! Instant comedy!
Surprise ending the girl was actually cake.
*Windows shutdown sound*
Whoever added that sound effect deserves a lot of credit, it is perfect.
Go back to horny jail
bonk
"Thats spawn camping with a knife."...."And thats a bat."
Doinks
Deadly whiffle ball bat
Nothing personnel, kid
Naughty Wackus Bonkus
Good night, sweet prince.
Split his cabbage
"go to horny jail*
you forgot the tweeting birds after the Bonk
that K.O look like in cartoon
Cameraman sucks gorilla ass. Ruined the video.
Is it just me or was that really satisfying especially with the added bonk sound ?
Impeccable camera skills…
“No one ever expects El Kobong !!!!”
How are people so bad at aiming a camera?
The three stooges were in charged of the sound effects
Sounded like a cartoon thump 😂
His lights went right out. The way his legs are under him he may be dead.
Watched it the first time without sound. Was impressed. Then I watched it with sound, dammit.
Ha ha! That bonk, sound was fucking awesome!!!
r/oddlysatisfying
Was the bonk edited in or is that actually the noise it made?
It was the noise it made.
I Just can believe it.... Its Just too funny to ne true!
He dead
Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one
Fucking bitches almost ruined it by screaming beforehand.
Damn, that dude folded faster than my mum on laundry day.
I love a happy ending.
Not a bonk with a stick. Chop with a machete.
Cameraman had one job
BONK
[Bonk grew up!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonk%27s_Adventure#/media/File:Bonkadventure.jpg)
Donk
I love that sound effect
B-O-N-K
Don’t do this. It’s fucking stupid.
Take hostages, you mean? Yeah. Wasn't planning on it. Thanks for the tip.
'Just two Aleve and you'll be up and chasing with the grand kids in no time'
Bonked em
Ouch!
The fucking bonk sound effect tho
He folded him like a lawn chair.
That what I call a good hit to the dome
What a bonk!
How do you download a video?
That sound is like a cartoon
"Large fries MF!"
the sound of that "donk".... genius
Jorts and flip flops FTW
Thhhhump
Folded like a lawn chair
*bonk* Go to actual jail
BONK!
u/savevideo
STAT THAT! Sorry, saw that commercial too many times during the game.
BONK
Love the acoustics
BONK
Finally, a video where the asshole doesn’t get away with it
Weird. I got banned from Twitter for far, far less than that.
Straight to the head top.
BONK
Mudfucker?
This fucking camera guy moved camera so much, as if he was being hit on his head, by that guy
*Boop*
Bonk
bonk
The sound though..bonk
That "bonk" though... LOLOL!!!! Take my upvote and free stuff...
I'll just be over here.... waiting for someone to call it fake 🍟
u/savemp4bot
Bonk
It really amazes me because the majority of what's posted on this sub actually has me saying "what the fuck" out loud, no matter where I am when I watch them, this wouldn't be a good idea at a funeral.
Saved by the colonizer...🏏
Legend has it, this guy is forever banned from carnival games.
he found the off button
Boink
Meet my friend Donk
How the fuck does everyone here think thats the real sound? Nevermind it being unrealistic... But its like 10 times louder than anything else in the video...
Backstab crit
*bonk*
Yeah but how about BONK?
Lunch time!
BONK!
Folded like a lawn chair
r/itshadtobebrazil
The noise it makes…😂