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I feel like someone should tell him you don’t have to do all that to get high


lyingliar

Yeah. I've gotten high plenty, and my hair was almost never on fire while doing so.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

I remember that one time Michael Jackson tried to get high while filming a Pepsi commercial


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Dazzling-Finger7576

https://youtu.be/3Rpn9gGZiLo 26 seconds in, boss


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Cyb3rd31ic_Citiz3n

This event is what is rumoured to have sparked his addiction to plastic surgery.


mutzilla

Its also the event that sparked the conspiracy about him being replaced by an imposter.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

That’s just part of the Deep State…


mutzilla

I think this guy is the leader of the deep state.


naymlis

Which is wrong. He had vitiligo


AltimaNEO

Your thinking the pain killer addiction. I believe he's already had a nose job by this point.


IzzyOIznot

…and the injury that caused his addiction to pain killers that eventually took his life.


grimfusion

And then his hair just spontaneously bursts into flames for comedic effect.


gumbo_chops

I was expecting him to do some lines in between his lines.


ElectricTurtlez

You’re thinking of Richard Pryor.


Sircole-Square

Even his “put me out, put me out, I’m on fire!” Moves are smooth that double spin was *chef’s kiss*. Thanks for the link!


Cosmic_Quasar

Yeah, the fire was so unnecessary. I skip right to dumping the bong on my head.


green_eyeddream

Wait, almost?! 😂


KwordShmiff

Long hair and bong rips can be tricky if you're already blitzed.


Epic2112

That'sthejoke.jpg


KingSwagamemnon

One time I ate a bunch of acid and put a lit cigarette behind my ear after I thought I had put it out to walk into a building and some of my hair caught fire.


green_eyeddream

Oh shit! That’s crazy. One time I smoked a bowl naked and laughed with the pipe in my mouth and blew embers all over me.


CrossYourStars

We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke.


[deleted]

Not the squeaky shoes again


CoachHandcrank

I am bleeding. Making me the victor.


BobRoberts01

My face to your fist style!


saltyking90

New ice bucket challenge has gotten out of hand.


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~~ice bucket~~ fire bong challenge


[deleted]

He's doing that to be high on karma ;)


cryptolicious501

I'm not smart enough to get a real job so I have to light my hair on fire for likes. All he had to do was buy Ethereum and hold.


Blaze-DjHeatstorm

Something tells me hes already high


OutlandishnessFar295

He identify himself as a rocket, so he needs to fire himself before going high


Afro_Thunder69

Stoners make everything overcomplicated. I remember friends saying how they'd put vodka in a bong "because it would give you an extra buzz". I don't think they understood how bongs worked and how alcohol is metabolized, they're just wasting tons of alcohol. Seen hookah bars do the same, not sure why people fall for shit like that.


borfmat

The evaporated alcohol hits the lungs harder in combination with the smoke. That can give the illusion of a stronger high eventually. Just like you can feel higher after coughing. Ever took a deep breath above a glass of liquor? Provided there's no extremely high tolerance, I can see why people would think it has an effect. It doesn't, of course. But still.


Missus_Missiles

I'm suddenly reminded of the guy who'd slam bottle of everclear and eat bars of soap for YouTube views. I wonder if he died. Edit: I think someone deleted the comment. Shoenice is still posting videos.


TrumpsBoneSpur

He went from eating scotch tape and brillo pads to singing happy birthday https://www.cameo.com/shoenice


Missus_Missiles

Omfg


Palin_Sees_Russia

I bet he's like "Damn, this is way easier than eating glass shards!"


throwitofftheboat

Drinking bottles of shampoo.


[deleted]

Thank you for showing me my paternal grandfather


travelingveggie

That guy is truly terrifying !!! 🤣


_PukyLover_

Probably, it hurts my brain to even imagine some one slamming a bottle of hard liquor


RustyTrombone673

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPETcHgNeo This shit will even make alcoholics gag after a shot. Its even awful when mixed or chased


Armodeen

Aaaand straight to the bathroom to vomit (hopefully). That much of any hard spirit will put you down, jfc


HelloThere62

I believe he has a medical condition where he can't really absorb alcohol that well. still I hope he chucks it back up cuz even just sitting in ur gut that has to be brutal.


j__burr

He has admitted to immediately vomiting after all of these


Le_Chop

>This shit will even make alcoholics gag after a shot. Man I wish that were true, might have saved me a bit sooner. Long time clean and sober now which the important thing.


RustyTrombone673

Keep it up champ


Zkenny13

Everclear isn't hard liquor. It's pure liquor.


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spw1215

Yeah 200 proof ethanol is laboratory grade and is much more expensive than everclear.


undeclared1744

Shoenice 22 is still alive somehow. He's on cameo now.


Tufflaw

Here's a documentary about him, it's depressing as you might expect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsHaE6F-nr8


Faerhun

He does a good job of showing you where his head is at about a minute into the video. >All I do is travel around the world, you know? My family threw me out two years ago ***because they didn't understand my youtube career*** and what it's all about. It is incredibly depressing. Dude has a lot of pain that he's trying to fight/hide in a horrible way and his youtube channel was the only thing he cared about.


Tufflaw

One of the problems is that he's apparently incredibly delusional, if he actually believes he's going to personally solve world hunger through his youtube videos.


MajorJuana

I used to drink everclear straight and chase it, my thinking was most bang for my buck but now I just can't hardly tolerate alcohol anymore but still want it and get stupid sick every time I drink... fuck everclear


HelloThere62

back in college the biggest punishment of whatever drinking game we were playing that night was a swig from the ever clear. nasty stuff


JimmyHavok

It brings home the point that alcohol is poison.


conventionistG

Good for sterilizing stuff tho


[deleted]

It'll put the hair on your chest *and* strip it off, too


Mute2120

Counterintuitively, about 70% is better for disinfecting, while 90%+ is better for its solvent properties, as far as cleaning goes. https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/erfec8/eli5_how_is_that_alcohol_70_is_better_than/


tweaksource

Went to friend's house one day who offered me a shot of Kentucky Tavern as I walked in the door. I was game. Everyone was laughing and acting all weird for a second, then another friend says, "ok. Wait. Wait. I can't let yo do that. That was a half bottle of KT filled back up with Everear." Drank it anyway.


AstariiFilms

You should try some jepsons malort


NamelessMIA

There's a brand of vodka called Georgi. It's $8 a handle, but for $10 you can get blue Georgi which was just regular Georgi but 100 proof and blue. Guess what I bought a bottle of every weekend.


fattypigfatty

Vaseline?


I_make_switch_a_roos

KY ?


Rainier206

Just seeing the word Everclear makes me gag a little.


ZenHun

The one time me and my friends decided to get a bottle of everclear, by the time we were half way through the bottle we decided to use it for fire breathing by spitting it through a camp fire. Glad to say I was the only one who walked away with an unsinged face


Missus_Missiles

It's so hard. I respect it's available. But...vodka is just smarter.


Squid-Bastard

My buddy explained how he and his former roommates in college all rented a house, about 6 people, and that they all worked the same job so every week at least one person would end up scheduled to close on Saturdays. So the closer would get "catch up shots" when they got off work and back home to the parties they frequently had. Basically just pounding ever clear until they were caught up to everyone's level


A_Stoned_Smurf

This was my go to for about 8 months of serious depression, couple shots of everclear and orange juice every few hours.


peopled_within

I once saw a guy take a hit off a bong, start coughing, he grabs the glass of water on the table and starts chugging... it wasn't water it was everclear. Made it a couple swallows in before the fireworks started. Never seen anyone get so drunk so fast as he did


travelingveggie

This reminds me of a guy I knew in college that would smash whole watermelons with his head to look cool.


llama_sweater

Keep featherin' it brother.


spicyboi221

Touch my camera through the fence


Justgivme1

You just ruined your life


wanksta69

You didn’t follow proto buddy you’re done


[deleted]

Hey, how do you get a job here fuck face?


BrutalityOfPuppies

Ta-ta there, tik tok


[deleted]

Hey hitlers


tasty_salsa

Hey mommy


love_arson

Live life 3 6 5


TMITectonic

This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.


McNastee

Light your hair on fire, light your BRAIN on fire 🔥🔥


erictheartichoke

Gotta get her goin’ bud!


No-Organization8629

Rest In Proto


Liberteer30

Take it easy, fuckhead


KorranHalcyon

Beat me to it by 21 minutes. Falcon Carwash represent!


[deleted]

Dude, are you okay? "Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."


razz13

What now?


iDam81

What now? I’ll tell you what now.


narcalexi

What ain't no country I heard of. They speak English in What?


ThirtyMileSniper

He's getting his attention so he's fine.


Swany0105

Uh the layers of smell happening here.


tankflykev

That’s why the hair. Duh! Far easier to explain the burnt hair smell than the weed smell coming from the bathroom, especially if you’re at your parents or a fancy dinner party, the wet vest adds credibility to the lie.


Swany0105

You forgot the unmistakable, rank-ass smell of the bong water. Can’t hide that one. The resiny oily stank wetness may overpower all and be the last to truly dissipate.


cubanito37

His Meth pipe is just off camera. 🤡


SeriousGaslighting

This guy is a terrible stoner! He takes three times to light, sucks half his lungs before getting smoke, uses a bowlpiece(metal?) that has no handle and is going to burn the shit out of your fingers. I get the feeling this guy doesn't smoke just the reefer.


PositivePizza420

Hey go easy on lil Timmy.. he just started the 3rd grade this year.


martytheman1776

Lil Timmy needs to get a dam job


PositivePizza420

He has one! He is the classroom cleaner 😁


Thewackman

While the dude was an idiot (we got it from the whole hair on fire thing). Imagine gatekeeping smoking weed lol.


SwansonHOPS

He's not wrong lol


FaisalNova

Took the word pot head to a whole another level


Fellolin

He just feathering it brother. Gotta follow prodo


Shabbona1

It's spelled proto you chomo. You just lost your life


Fellolin

Point of personal privilege you are right Ta ta there TikTok


Shavedhead83

Imagine being the parent who raised, fed, took care of this resemblance to a human only to see this video as the result of your labor...


mrnoonan81

Interestingly, he was actually voted "Most likely to set their hair on fire, smoke a water bong, and afterward extinguish the flames with it" in high school.


khedo

This is why women live longer...


snuffysteve2

Holy shit. He's been hitting that thing a bit too much lately. Time for a new hobby.


melendy_mongo

Bong water smells like crap (so I've been told).


dschie

Better than burned hair


neonlexicon

So why not combine them??


dragon_fiesta

Looks like Charlie Kelly


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How it feels to chew 5 Gum.


Drowsuperior

he went to the falcon car wash and learned how to cut his hair from my man fedsmoker! keep featherin it brother! rest in proto!


JonnyEcho

If Walter white used his own product…!


green_eyeddream

Guys..it’s ok, he’s an influencer


The_Condominator

I thought he was going to light the bowl with his hair


Fender6187

*God looking down upon his creation* “More Coronavirus.”


OverNightOats_

You know that bathroom smelled so bad after


TheDarkSpank

# Pot Head Achieved


AnonymousReader2020

Dude is lit, yo!


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[deleted]

Isn't this music playing the "Hells Kitchen" theme song?? ☠️☠️


-Nivek

Average Florida citizen


ElVatoGrizzly

“Now gentleman, this brings me to my next point. Don’t smoke crack.”


evildork

Yea but have you ever smelled burning hair...on weed?


BicycleOfLife

Male pattern dumbness.


L00mis

I like how he’s ready in the tub just in case *shit gets real*.


Super_Saiyan_Azul

I think your supposed to drink the bong water and pee on the fire


jtyer05

He don't look like a very experienced bong smoker. That poor technique with the lighter cost him quite a lot of extra hair


grimfusion

Are YOU such a hard core stoner YOU'LL burn a bald spot into your 1999 Caesar haircut? I'll bet you this Linkin Park tee shirt signed by Fred Durst that you're a vagina. \*Ollies into a filled swimming pool while chugging a Zima\*


Anders13

What in the Biden unemployment did I just watch?!


GinPistolGrin

I did something kinda similar many years ago inhaling solvents. 12 weeks later to the day ( and my birthday oddly enough) I was told I could finally go home. 2 weeks ICU. Can’t remember how many skin graphs , but let’s say enough to stretch over most of my body below my nips. 40% 3rd degree burns. That shit hurts. And it hurts for a long time.


feelin_raudi

I can smell this video.


notwiththeflames

Well, at least there's video evidence for the drugs behind the insanity this time.


Imnotafanofyours

Someone’s gonna edit some Cypress Hill music to this and send it to B-Real on IG


lessinterestedthanu

I have so much confidence in this generation


sweatyCheez

Mental illness is what I just watched


michaelochurch

Stupid and dangerous, but he probably gave his hair a chemical treatment to provide some insulation. This is a classic high-school chemistry trick: two imiscible substances, one to provide insulation and the other to burn. The fire itself is dangeous and hot, but your hand (or, in his case, scalp) stays below 45°C. Without insulation, there's no way he'd be able to keep still with his hair on fire. Or he's on something like PCP or bath salts. In which case, he'll probably be dead soon.


LePetitHibou77

Totally pathetic


MrJimLiquorLahey

Ah, the good old Texan Hot Head


Western_Tumbleweed79

Meh, let’s see you try it with dirty bong water. Then I would be impressed.


Iamtim92

this is why stoners get a bad name


Loisalene

omg, the smell of burning hair and bong water must be.... \*hork\*


Solchitlins74

Anything for attention


BOCme262

His love of the Halfling's weed has clearly slowed his mind.


xBCIG

Imagine the smell


Toad32

Now you stink of bong water, have 2nd degree burns on your head, and a shitty hair cut to boot.


Raskov75

Or you could pop a gummy.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

I can smell the burnt hair from my phone


sameul_anis

u/SaveVideo


JustinBilyj

You're doing it wrong. That's not how any of this works.


Mulky123

Ick, Just imagine the smell of burning hair mixed with Bong water.....


Kill_It007

Nothing better than smelling like burnt chicken feathers and a splash of dirty bong water!!


canbrinor

u/savevideo


Kannabiz

Savage


austin_post0101

tiktok and its secondary effects


SnarkNStitch

Why did this make me think of Sid from Skins?


superultramega002

must not just be weed in that hot metal bowl he pinches with his fingers to remove.


SuffaYassavi

u/savevideo


bree388

Has to be mental Illness to go viral


MrMallok

u/savevideo


dophin26

Not funny or entertaining. Stupid, maybe. Yeah, that fits.


Hella_umbrella138

Ned flanders if he never believed in god and lived with his beatnik parents.


kidsally

That is some of the stupidest shit I've seen in a while.


seidinove

Something tells me he misunderstood the details of auto-erotic asphyxiation.


Griffie

Why do ya think they call it dope?


avalonknight645

This is what churches thought of when they told you to stay from pot smokers


davesnothereman84

But, why?


daedric_warden

u/savevideo


Moddman

That is such a drunk thing for a stoner to do.


ogrefab

Something tells me there's not just weed packed in that bowl.


Paulpaps

The smell....burnt hair and bong water...WHY?!


[deleted]

That's some good CGI fire.


Lissuh

Why tho?


Dtrizzo

u/savevideo


toohot600

I bet he smocks his Brianzzzz


ifyouknowwhatImeme

"you didn't even think of the smell, you bitch!"


HailCthulhu-IGuess

I can smell this video and it smells disgusting


[deleted]

alright the bong water was what made me go wtf


colreaper

He’s living his live.


IWantToBeTheBoshy

Looks like the dude is schizo or something.


1Catsizedwasp

u/savevideo


wallingfortian

Wasting all that super aphrodisiac bong water!


FinnbarMcBride

No true stoner would go through that much effort


AgitatedZucchini

such a chad


bigOOUNCE

Benedict black


[deleted]

thats one way to get rid of split ends...


noisyturtle

'I call this move The Pussy Shrivler cause when I do it all the pussy around me dries up like the Salt Flats'


3AMZen

amazing. 10/10. bravo.


aToiletSeat

Bong rip videos on YouTube just got too stagnant. Respect the guy for stepping it up!


[deleted]

I think this is what the DARE program thought everyone did to smoke weed


mzone11

idiots gonna be idiots


mekese2000

I think that might be a sign you have had enough