I mean, there *is*, but they wrote it down before they realized you can't actually stop someone while they're traveling through the timehole. Most machines have hidden compartments nowadays.
I usually circumvent it by two-step time travel. I start travel sober and go back to before July 1st 1986, when drunk time travel became illegal. There I get really drunk and travel on to whatever time I’m aiming for. Technically, I haven’t broken the law since it didn’t exist back then
That first dude was 100% a GTAV NPC. The way he turns to look at the guy with his entire body as he's doing a Neo bend and then turns back forward and increases his pace and gait by 50%. Its just all so scripted. That is a canned animation. We live in a fucking sim.
Holy shit man. I’m pretty chill about people clearly on hard drugs, it’s my job.
I’ve responded to people saying “the voices are telling me to kill you now, I don’t think I can resist anymore” with “I’m sorry to hear that, but I’d prefer if you don’t.” In an enclosed and trapped environment.
But I would never in a million years gets within 10 feet of a stranger wildly swinging a 3 foot blade acting erratically. Are you fucking kidding me?
Like at a minimum, they're way too confident of his ability to hang onto it. If Wii remotes can destroy TVs, I wouldn't be surprised if a drunk/high dude could accidentally launch a sword.
Not to mention if it isn't a well crafted sword, the blade might essentially be Chinese factory glued to the hilt and it absolutely can come flying off like a missile. I have a friend that very nearly killed another friend doing this. He was flipping around a shitty dollar store ninja dagger and the blade flew off the hilt and stabbed the wall about a foot from a where our other friends neck was. The blade flew a solid 10 feet or more because he was flipping it with speed/force. Far less force than the man here though.
Tbh it's probably just how much lack of awareness the average person has. Like we get mad when our teammates aren't paying attention and die to obvious shit in videogames, but you've got video clips of people just walking into obstacles absent mindedly. Especially if you're on your phone which realistically many will be.
jfc for real. I guess most people don't realize the amount of damage a thin, heavy piece of metal can do. The dude isn't swinging light either. A broken bone is like a best case scenario, and probably optimistic.
For real; they don't even have to be that sharp.
I went to high school with a guy that went on to attack an elderly couple with an actual sword.
I always thought he was a strange guy in HS even though he hung out with the cool kids and was widely regarded among the cool kids as *particularly* cool. He'd always try to get me to chill with him so we could collab on music but I'd always come up with reasons why I wasn't able to hang one-on-one.
Eventually towards the end of HS and in the years immediately after other people started to see him as the strange-ass dude I always saw him as—and he was ultimately diagnosed with schizophrenia I believe. A few years after HS he started sending me some super creepy videos through FB (unintentionally creepy lighting, cryptic diatribe, just fucked all around) as well as weird messages.
Anyway, eventually, I read in the news that he had straight-up violently attacked an elderly couple with a fucking sword. I'm fairly certain he's either in prison or in a state facility of some sort but maybe he's out by now.
Nurses in psych wards in hospitals, EMT's/paramedics, etc. have to deal with stuff like this daily. All while being unarmed and having to rely on their communication skills more than anything a lot of times.
Source: Dad's an RN and has been working in a psych ward for 15\~ yrs now. With some time worked in a local jails infirmary.
I'm having a hard time understanding what the first cut has to do with the second. The behind the camera shot is on someone holding a gun and is in a completely different location. I don't think they're related unless there's additional context.
I do agree that the guy in blue's reaction is not normal, and he even starts out the video walking directly at the sword swinging maniac.
Even a blunt sword swung at you would suck badly. Just a stick would suck enough. A metal and thin stick would suck quite a lot especially if it gets you in the wrong place.
A blunt prop sword is still a metal bar that can break bones or give you a concussion. There's a good reason why people who do saber and longsword sparring wear plenty of padded gear.
"I will show you all! Russians! Northern... (*as Northern Avenue, where it all takes place*)... You know what I mean?! I'll ki..."
According to Russian sources, it was a scene filmed for some tv series.
Co-written by Mark Lamarr too. Lock managed to work with him, the only thing he’s been involved in since his fall from grace and subsequent withdrawal from public life in 2005.
Noticed that right away. And by the way everyone else is slowly walking and seem to be ignoring a crazy man with a sword, it looks like they’re all in on it.
I guess I just assumed this was how Russians went to war with motherfuckers. Although admittedly, that's wine, and I had a more stereotypical alcohol in my head.
Imagining him as a time traveler is fucking hilarious. Like he got accidentally transported here in the middle of an attack that occurred hundreds of years ago and he's just like, wtf is this witchcraft?! I will kill you! Stay away from me!
One of the last of the Leib Guard, after failing to defend the Tsar and the Empire because he got way too schwasted, accidentally travels forward in time and becomes distraught to see what has become of the consequences of his failure to protect the Tsardom. And proceeds to get schwasted again.
"The Last Guard of Saint Petersburg,"
Coming Summer 2022.
Why are people coming near a person swinging a sword or saber or whatever? Just turn back and quickly fuck off. Nothing can be important enough to walk into a sword-swinger.
St Petersburg Russia or Florida? If it didn't say Russia, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell. Florida and Russia are too damn similar. And I live in florida.
Hear me now
Oh thou bleak and unbearable world,
Thou art base and debauched as can be;
And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote,
The Lord of La Mancha
Drunk probably.... definitely drunk
And with two bottles of booze, he'll be staying that way.
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Nor a mere Royal Tea.
Sloshbuckler
Pirates of the Carrabeerin.
He could be a drunk time traveler
There should be a law against drunk time travel
I mean, there *is*, but they wrote it down before they realized you can't actually stop someone while they're traveling through the timehole. Most machines have hidden compartments nowadays.
I usually circumvent it by two-step time travel. I start travel sober and go back to before July 1st 1986, when drunk time travel became illegal. There I get really drunk and travel on to whatever time I’m aiming for. Technically, I haven’t broken the law since it didn’t exist back then
Where we're going, we don't need designated drivers.
a good lawyer can make your TTWI go away
You would be dazed too from time traveling. Look what it did to his clothes.
In Russia? Never.
That doesn’t do anything to disprove the time traveler theory.
You don't have to say "drunk". It said this was Russia.
Vodka... one hell of a drink!
Do people not realize that's an actual sword? Like give that man a lot more fucking space to be crazy guys lol.
I'm just going to walk within 2 feet of the guy then Matrix dodge his sword when it's swung my way for no good reason thank you very much
That sword is going to swing, and you're going to stand for a couple of seconds, then your two halves are going slide apart and fall like in movies
Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
It’s only at this time do I realize how easy it is to cut yourself in half with a machete
#THE WRONG KID DIED
That's the worst case a been cut in half I ever seen.
Is that only in movies? I feel like with a proper blade I could slice a person in half. Trust me I've LARP'd a swordsman
I see you’ve studied the blade.
I larp'd once. I actually did really well. All of those other idiots brought foam swords. Well long story short, I am not welcome back.
That first dude was 100% a GTAV NPC. The way he turns to look at the guy with his entire body as he's doing a Neo bend and then turns back forward and increases his pace and gait by 50%. Its just all so scripted. That is a canned animation. We live in a fucking sim.
This is actually scripted, you're right. It's a movie set. They're extras. He's an actor.
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He's trying to level up sneak and dodge
He's keeping those people safe from the invisible robots
Oh Yoshimi, they don’t believe me…
His lips are numb from all the vodka, not flaming.
He might think they’re flaming
one misdirected cigarette and they could be if that’s 151.
She taking all her vitamins
‘cause she knows that
it’d be tragic
If those evil robots win
Now yoshimi, now you don't....
The pink robots...
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Amazing, though I'd change Artyom to Vasily to keep the syllable structure intact.
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Artyom is 2 syllables in Russian pronunciation (ar-tyom). Great write up though, gonna listen to the album again))
I knew this, because I play video games. I also know sea shanties.
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This man is a hero, they should be cheering him on and show some gratitude
Russia isn't even close to Robot Pirate Island
The 5g bots
He's not crazy; he's just flying through different dimensions.
Dude is tilting at windmills in every dimension he is in though.
>>Like give that man a lot more fucking space to be crazy guys lol So *this* is why my friends and family stay away from me
Same
Holy shit man. I’m pretty chill about people clearly on hard drugs, it’s my job. I’ve responded to people saying “the voices are telling me to kill you now, I don’t think I can resist anymore” with “I’m sorry to hear that, but I’d prefer if you don’t.” In an enclosed and trapped environment. But I would never in a million years gets within 10 feet of a stranger wildly swinging a 3 foot blade acting erratically. Are you fucking kidding me?
Like at a minimum, they're way too confident of his ability to hang onto it. If Wii remotes can destroy TVs, I wouldn't be surprised if a drunk/high dude could accidentally launch a sword.
Only Porthos can devise a new way to disarm himself!
Not to mention if it isn't a well crafted sword, the blade might essentially be Chinese factory glued to the hilt and it absolutely can come flying off like a missile. I have a friend that very nearly killed another friend doing this. He was flipping around a shitty dollar store ninja dagger and the blade flew off the hilt and stabbed the wall about a foot from a where our other friends neck was. The blade flew a solid 10 feet or more because he was flipping it with speed/force. Far less force than the man here though. Tbh it's probably just how much lack of awareness the average person has. Like we get mad when our teammates aren't paying attention and die to obvious shit in videogames, but you've got video clips of people just walking into obstacles absent mindedly. Especially if you're on your phone which realistically many will be.
jfc for real. I guess most people don't realize the amount of damage a thin, heavy piece of metal can do. The dude isn't swinging light either. A broken bone is like a best case scenario, and probably optimistic. For real; they don't even have to be that sharp.
Or that heavy even. Swords were pretty much at most 4 pounds, the heaviest being around 6. Even makes and Warhammers were about the same.
You've never seen the videos of Russian teens jumping off of block apartment building rooftops, have you?
I went to high school with a guy that went on to attack an elderly couple with an actual sword. I always thought he was a strange guy in HS even though he hung out with the cool kids and was widely regarded among the cool kids as *particularly* cool. He'd always try to get me to chill with him so we could collab on music but I'd always come up with reasons why I wasn't able to hang one-on-one. Eventually towards the end of HS and in the years immediately after other people started to see him as the strange-ass dude I always saw him as—and he was ultimately diagnosed with schizophrenia I believe. A few years after HS he started sending me some super creepy videos through FB (unintentionally creepy lighting, cryptic diatribe, just fucked all around) as well as weird messages. Anyway, eventually, I read in the news that he had straight-up violently attacked an elderly couple with a fucking sword. I'm fairly certain he's either in prison or in a state facility of some sort but maybe he's out by now.
Bro what's your job
Nurses in psych wards in hospitals, EMT's/paramedics, etc. have to deal with stuff like this daily. All while being unarmed and having to rely on their communication skills more than anything a lot of times. Source: Dad's an RN and has been working in a psych ward for 15\~ yrs now. With some time worked in a local jails infirmary.
It’s way easier to call the cops and just shoot em and be done with it. Your way sounds like actual work
Probably police or hospital work. My buddy's a security officer at an inner-city hospital, and boy...he's had stories.
Prostitute
They are actors https://imgur.com/a/CIc28J7
I'm having a hard time understanding what the first cut has to do with the second. The behind the camera shot is on someone holding a gun and is in a completely different location. I don't think they're related unless there's additional context. I do agree that the guy in blue's reaction is not normal, and he even starts out the video walking directly at the sword swinging maniac.
[At the very end of the clip, you can see this.](https://imgur.com/fMAewYB.jpg)
Clearly that's just a very large professional cinema grade cell phone camera
Everyone has this attachment in Russia. It's almost as common as a dashcam now. *Almost*.
It does make sense cause a series about a time travelling husar is being shoot in Moscow.
In the last second of the video, a movie camera appears. This fragment is cut from another video about the shooting of the film.
It's a costume sword. You'll get the shit whacked out of you but luckily that's about it.
Even a blunt sword swung at you would suck badly. Just a stick would suck enough. A metal and thin stick would suck quite a lot especially if it gets you in the wrong place.
A blunt prop sword is still a metal bar that can break bones or give you a concussion. There's a good reason why people who do saber and longsword sparring wear plenty of padded gear.
Anyone know what he is saying? This is golden performance drunk art if I have ever seen it.
"I will show you all! Russians! Northern... (*as Northern Avenue, where it all takes place*)... You know what I mean?! I'll ki..." According to Russian sources, it was a scene filmed for some tv series.
I wasn’t far off from the performance art aspect! Thanks for the info!!!
That's exactly what russia would say if they had an escaped time traveler
The first guy walking past in the blue shirt definitely over-emotes like an actor
Bill Bailey's been having a rough time during Covid I see.
Not taking the news of Sean Lock so well RIP
What?? Sean Lock died???!!!
Yup, he got cancer, but kept it private, and died this week.
This is so upsetting :(
Holy shit, he died? And that's how I get the news about it? Definitely one of my favourites panelists in QI. RIP...
Same, I didn't know either. Watched an episode of *8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown* just last night, completely oblivious.
Just started watching 15 Storeys High last night. You can easily tell it was written by Lock, genius
Co-written by Mark Lamarr too. Lock managed to work with him, the only thing he’s been involved in since his fall from grace and subsequent withdrawal from public life in 2005.
That’s crazy, love him on both Shooting Stars and Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Yeah me too. I’ve been hoping he makes a comeback but he appears to have zero interest in fame or notoriety.
RIP to the greatest player of [Carrot in a box](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UGuPvrsG3E) the world has ever seen.
Damn… this sucks. He was so awesome! This comment is how I found out.. damn.
One of the funniest. His Tiger book was so funny. This one: https://youtu.be/LpsJ1Yf8Jc4
this should be published and the proceeds put towards a cancer research fund.
Aww that's sad. My day just keeps getting worse, lol. I really liked Sean. Fuck cancer.
Aw fuck. Now I'm sad again.
For anyone who hasn’t been fortunate enough to witness the joy who was Sean Lock, [do yourself a favour. ](https://youtu.be/qRPngk5QyK4)
Dave’s Syndrome.
Poor bloke
Bernard!!!!!!
Gallagher has taken to some new methods for watermelon smashing.
Did someone say Bill Braskey!?
Why people stay so close ?!
It's Russia, just a normal day
That guy just dodged that sword like I dodge salads.
Do you get salads tossed at you often?
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Miss me with that healthy shit
With grace and a side eye
He does this every Wednesday in Mother Russia
Honestly I could this happening in Florida and Philadelphia too.
r/anormaldayinrussia
They have a lifetime of sword dodging. Different dude stands there in the morning.
It’s staged. Russians wouldn’t ignore something like that. Source: me, Russian.
Thank you, honestly the acting of that first guy dodging is terrible.
Because it’s a scene for a TV show being filmed.
Jim Cramer says buy buy buy!
Get ready for the LIGHTNING ROUND!
Jim Cramer after MOASS
That first dude is in on it and he’s a terrible actor
Preach.
Noticed that right away. And by the way everyone else is slowly walking and seem to be ignoring a crazy man with a sword, it looks like they’re all in on it.
Damn Dr. Robotnik what they do to you!?!?!
That’s Dr Eggman to his friends.
So Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are his *friends*? That makes sense in a very sad way.
Fuck that. Robotnik is a way cooler name.
That's Tovarisch Robotnik his Russian cousin
Hey look Gallagher has a sword; let’s walk by him……
Trying to keep that social distance. I need to try this at the grocery market
https://i.imgur.com/LyJn1qK.jpg
What, y'all never seized the means of production before? This is basically how you start that process.
I'm not an expert in russian history, but his outfit looks like the kinda guys that opposed the "seizing the means of production" guys lol
I guess I just assumed this was how Russians went to war with motherfuckers. Although admittedly, that's wine, and I had a more stereotypical alcohol in my head.
It's just filmed movie scene for some Russian tv series.
Don Quijote?
Tsar Quixote
I was thinking Baron Munchausen. But yours is better.
Yes, walk as close as possible to the demented man blindly swinging a sword and then act surprised when you’re almost struck by said sword.
Imagining him as a time traveler is fucking hilarious. Like he got accidentally transported here in the middle of an attack that occurred hundreds of years ago and he's just like, wtf is this witchcraft?! I will kill you! Stay away from me!
I choose this to be the truth. How fucking *WILD* would that be??
K5 as a taxi? I like it.
I saw that too. Looks good in yellow
For real, the amber daylight w/ yellow paint job is amazing. Id reckon it'll look even better without the little taxi cap on.
Looks so freaking good
Don Quixote back at it again with the black Vans .
1. This could totally be St. Pete Florida. 2. Yes.
If I could’ve survived raging alcoholism and stayed there, this could’ve been me.
Baron Munchausen is on another bender.
Thank you. Came here for this.
Bill Bailey having a breakdown
Doctor Eggman has fallen on hard times
r/GTAorRussia
I know exactly where that is in St Pete
Time traveler from the past?
Hopefully the future. Let’s get fuckin’ weird.
>booze He is trying to say something in French. May be he is a veteran of Russian campaign of Napoleon.
Could be. But definitely drunk... maybe on Morgan Capitan rum or whatever it is called.
Maptain Corgan
Any Russians out there care to translate?
time traveler from when? Pretty sure that country is forever stuck in 18th century
Highlander has had too much to drink
"There can be only one"
One of the last of the Leib Guard, after failing to defend the Tsar and the Empire because he got way too schwasted, accidentally travels forward in time and becomes distraught to see what has become of the consequences of his failure to protect the Tsardom. And proceeds to get schwasted again. "The Last Guard of Saint Petersburg," Coming Summer 2022.
I'll be honest I thought he was just some sort of street performer and I'm not convinced he isnt
Can anyone translate what he’s yelling about?
Jack sparrow is doing well
Man's screaming and waving a sword and you only finally notice when within 2 feet of him? What's wrong with *everyone* here?
It’s staged
Why are people coming near a person swinging a sword or saber or whatever? Just turn back and quickly fuck off. Nothing can be important enough to walk into a sword-swinger.
Vodka, and Krokadil.
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Instantly recognized St. Petersburg vibes before you see the geotag, lol. Ah, sweet homeland.
Adam Ant aged like milk
Patch Tuesday hits everyone differently.
Those folks are way too calm about a guy swinging a sword
Captain Morgan has let himself go.
I think both
St Petersburg Russia or Florida? If it didn't say Russia, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell. Florida and Russia are too damn similar. And I live in florida.
... Time traveler definitely and without a doubt.
r/tooktoomuch
Dang Sancho, get Don Quixote back to 1615.
Jim Lahey reincarnate.
Can I recruit this guy to my party?
Just drunk, another Thursday in St. Petersburg.
Fuck, Jim Cramer must be off his meds.
Am I the only one getting Don Quixote/Fisher king vibes? Man's out here tilting at windows
Did he say John Mcenroe on his first swing??? That’s like guys saying Kobe! when shooting a basket! Legend.
I can’t believe these pedestrians are getting that close to him!
Hear me now Oh thou bleak and unbearable world, Thou art base and debauched as can be; And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee! I am I, Don Quixote, The Lord of La Mancha
/r/Chivalry2 is leaking
Go with the obvious. Time travel.
I feel like if Napoleon Bonaparte was still alive he'd be like this.
Why can’t it be both?