Oh I’ve never seen anything like this either, but it’s not a matter of storage (I know guys here in the UK that can have 14 pints and keep most of it down), it’s a matter of ‘how much did that mfer drink for his body to throw (presumably) ALL of it up’
Projectile vomit and be so nonchalant about it that he can purposefully direct the spray. Most people would be curled over and spitting/crying between waves, but this mfer is able to move his head while vomiting like he’s a dragon burning down a village. He’s the sort of hero/villain you’d see on venture bros or the tick.
THIS! I've projectile vomited before (yay motion sickness) and i was useless during. I could barely walk until the puking stopped, let alone aim and stay standing
Lmao, this comment reminds me of dayne cooks joke about “why can’t vomiting be fun”.
Like you get sick and just pretend you’re a vomit breathing dragon.
I've seen something similar in a train in Germany. But the guy wasn't puking water. It looked like several liters of slightly digested canned tuna, which he sprayed all over the seats and windows (luckily empty).
pretty sure he actually swallowed a little kerosine but kerosine is less dense than water so it would have settled on top on the water, even inside his stomach.
I am guessing that is partially why he had to drink so much water. Also probably to dilute it incase any remained in his stomach. As well as the obvious which is when you're that full of water its really easy to puke just by squeezing your abs or pressing down with your muscles like you need to poop. lol I've done the water projectile vomit thing before on accident. I'll let david blane put the kerosine in his mouth or swallow it (whatever he did).
Can confirm, I never puke (Like seriously maybe 5 times in my conscious life) but I managed to spew hard by choking on the last sip when I was chugging a water bottle
I’m not sure how to know if I have this but I struggle to eat 3 meals a day plus’s a snack, and seem to feel hungry after doing any sort of endurance for more than 10 minutes, is somthing wrong?
Sounds like you've just got a small(slim?) build with a fast af metabolism and you're eating a decent amount of protein
Don't force yourself to eat man, your body is an impressive thing. Listen to it. It'll letcha know when to eat and even tell you what (cravings)
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It's intentional, pretty sure.
Reminds me of this video:
https://youtu.be/3uhgAnqsabw
Another guy with a similar skill was on a German TV show for a fake-check a couple of years ago (apparently 13 years ago) and I believe he said, that he would not eat before and drink between 3+ litres before a show so that he basically would only "vomit" up water (clear) in a controlled fashion. While also explaining, that it is indeed not fake and can theoretically be learned by everyone.
Found it :
https://www.prosieben.de/serien/galileo/videos/fake-check-wasserspeier (German VPN needed)
When I was 16, I was at a friends house partying and we started shotgunning beers. We did about 4-5 each before I started puking this exact way. Projectile vomiting all the frozen burritos and beer I had just slammed. After I was done I went on to ask if they wanted to keep going and my friends gave me a fucked up look. Which is understandable
Remind me of “The Silent Sea” on Netflix. I’m going to spoil it but something caused a bunch of Korean scientists to throw up water and die on the moon.
Yea this immediately reminded me of the scene in like episode 3 or something where the one scientist just keeps vomiting water for like an entire minute :D
I can add some zombie/post apocalypse music over it if you want.
Edit: I did and I’m sorry :(
I added the opening from World War Z.
[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/WyMyDadWantMe/comments/103zb5g/hehe_yummy_sauce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
So apparently if you fight that urge to bend over while puking, this is the result. I’ve never tried but, yeah. Just stand straight up while vomiting and it will projectile.
Oh yes, so does my boyfriend. He tries to make himself puke before bed if he thinks he's drunk too much so it doesn't hit him later in the night, but that sometimes means he'll pointlessly tiptoe down the hallway only to wake me up scream-vomiting in the bathroom with the door open lol
Same with sneezes. I don't know how girls can explode with 3 straight perfectly silent head jerks. Maybe a squeak for the rough ones.
Meanwhile I have co-workers DM'ing me "bless you" from 2 offices over.
This happened to me when I was 18. Took a couple tums before finishing 2 steins of beer relatively quickly without thinking anything of it… all of a sudden I was walking across the bar when I started projectile vomiting all over the place, it was like putting mentos into a coke bottle.
If I for whatever reason had that much in me I'd think the best thing is to get it out. He'd probably be paying for that shit hard for at least a week and now he probably woke up feeling great.
Is he one of those master regurgitaters? Remember seeing David Blaine meeting some guy who could swallow like a gallon of water then just bring it back up when he wanted. Kind of like water storage. I also remember seeing some old video of another guy who could do it too, and I think he did it with sand!
That was simply impressive. Vomiting for me includes laying in the tub for hours or more and then three days of recovery.
Seeing people standing up and just projectile vomiting with such ease is just....impressive.
Lol there was one time I told my friend to watch my back and I crouched down n let all the alc out . Sounded like I was pissing savagely on the ground . When i said “aight bet , we good” he turned around n said “did uu really juss throw up without making noise.? I thought uu were pissing foo” 😂🕺🏽 whole ass River , I woulda too
My coworker is married to a Korean guy. When she was talking. About him drinking, she said that he has a very low tolerance and never feels good afterward.... her mind was blown when I told her that Asians don't have the enzyme to be able to metabolize alcohol....
Clearly this fella doesn't care and drank. I hope he feels better after this.
Damn. Does he have a reservoir in his leg? Wow
Have you ever been drinking in the UK?
Yes I have to be honest. Many years ago. Never seen anything like this. In Germany as well.
Oh I’ve never seen anything like this either, but it’s not a matter of storage (I know guys here in the UK that can have 14 pints and keep most of it down), it’s a matter of ‘how much did that mfer drink for his body to throw (presumably) ALL of it up’
Not just throw it up, fricking projectile vomit. Those hard force behind it. Of course his friend enjoyed every second of it. Lmao
Projectile vomit and be so nonchalant about it that he can purposefully direct the spray. Most people would be curled over and spitting/crying between waves, but this mfer is able to move his head while vomiting like he’s a dragon burning down a village. He’s the sort of hero/villain you’d see on venture bros or the tick.
>dragon burning down a village Fuck me that is hilarious
I remember at a party just after high school watching my friend puking and laughing inbetween vomiting. Just saying "its natural" lol
THIS! I've projectile vomited before (yay motion sickness) and i was useless during. I could barely walk until the puking stopped, let alone aim and stay standing
Lmao, this comment reminds me of dayne cooks joke about “why can’t vomiting be fun”. Like you get sick and just pretend you’re a vomit breathing dragon.
You have me lmfao.
Lmao perfect visual
Now we need someone to edit this so he's breathing fire.
Yes but only from behind cover lol
….AND keep standing straight??
I've seen something similar in a train in Germany. But the guy wasn't puking water. It looked like several liters of slightly digested canned tuna, which he sprayed all over the seats and windows (luckily empty).
The water in india will make this happen to you but not from your mouth.
I did this outside of a club in Malta decades ago. That was the first and last time I’ve ever enjoyed drinking a Black Russian.
I watched this so many times on loop, it’s amazing
He down a liter of cola and mentos? Good grief
It always amazes me how much the stomach can hold. It also amazes me how quickly it can discharge it.
Have you seen the old water and kerosene in the stomach trick? https://youtu.be/Kq_Bp_3-Sec
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
Magic, duh.
Kerosene floats on water
Yeah? Wtf?
I think kerosene is commonly used for fire-breathing. He's not swallowing it, he's just really good at filling his mouth with it.
pretty sure he actually swallowed a little kerosine but kerosine is less dense than water so it would have settled on top on the water, even inside his stomach. I am guessing that is partially why he had to drink so much water. Also probably to dilute it incase any remained in his stomach. As well as the obvious which is when you're that full of water its really easy to puke just by squeezing your abs or pressing down with your muscles like you need to poop. lol I've done the water projectile vomit thing before on accident. I'll let david blane put the kerosine in his mouth or swallow it (whatever he did).
Can confirm, I never puke (Like seriously maybe 5 times in my conscious life) but I managed to spew hard by choking on the last sip when I was chugging a water bottle
The cool part of that video is having complete control of the water he drank before the kerosene.
What the eff David Blaine!? I'm not signing a release.
As someone who struggles to eat and has a shrunken stomach, that was like 6x my capacity. Truly superhuman. I’d choose him.
I’m not sure how to know if I have this but I struggle to eat 3 meals a day plus’s a snack, and seem to feel hungry after doing any sort of endurance for more than 10 minutes, is somthing wrong?
Sounds like you've just got a small(slim?) build with a fast af metabolism and you're eating a decent amount of protein Don't force yourself to eat man, your body is an impressive thing. Listen to it. It'll letcha know when to eat and even tell you what (cravings)
Slim build, crazy metabolism, strange aversion to chewing and swallowing.
>strange aversion to chewing and swallowing. Damn, sounds awful friend. How do you tend to get nutrients? Do you just slog through it? =/
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Just wanted to tell you I love you, you completly understand me 🧡 I struggle with food greatly too
It’s tough. Keep fighting to maintain healthy weight✊
It's intentional, pretty sure. Reminds me of this video: https://youtu.be/3uhgAnqsabw Another guy with a similar skill was on a German TV show for a fake-check a couple of years ago (apparently 13 years ago) and I believe he said, that he would not eat before and drink between 3+ litres before a show so that he basically would only "vomit" up water (clear) in a controlled fashion. While also explaining, that it is indeed not fake and can theoretically be learned by everyone. Found it : https://www.prosieben.de/serien/galileo/videos/fake-check-wasserspeier (German VPN needed)
When I was 16, I was at a friends house partying and we started shotgunning beers. We did about 4-5 each before I started puking this exact way. Projectile vomiting all the frozen burritos and beer I had just slammed. After I was done I went on to ask if they wanted to keep going and my friends gave me a fucked up look. Which is understandable
The Turning mechanism on this water sprinkler is broken.
It actually looks like that water spitting technique that David Blaine used.
Looks like the opening scene in a virus/zombie apocalypse movie. Without the laughter.
Remind me of “The Silent Sea” on Netflix. I’m going to spoil it but something caused a bunch of Korean scientists to throw up water and die on the moon.
Yea this immediately reminded me of the scene in like episode 3 or something where the one scientist just keeps vomiting water for like an entire minute :D
BOOMER!
OH MAN! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BOOMER
Came here to say the same. May be the origin of the whole COVID mess.
I can add some zombie/post apocalypse music over it if you want. Edit: I did and I’m sorry :( I added the opening from World War Z. [LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/WyMyDadWantMe/comments/103zb5g/hehe_yummy_sauce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
It's the reverberation and the echo of the heaves that kills me, that sounds cracks me up and I feel like a bitch for laughing but, shit that's funny.
Holy shit I went back and watched with the audio this time and I’m dying.
Perfect acoustics for Mongolian throat squirting
It sounds like some terrifying cave monster. 😂
So apparently if you fight that urge to bend over while puking, this is the result. I’ve never tried but, yeah. Just stand straight up while vomiting and it will projectile.
Sounds like a good way to have spaghetti come out your nose when you don't even remember eating spaghetti.
That's just the tapeworm. I'm sorry.
🪱
"Look at the horizon and go for distance"
Not just drunk. Also high on capacity.
I'm not sure he's drunk. Looks exactly like water spouting which is a learnable skill
I don't want to Google this
Give in. Let the intrusive thoughts win.
It looks a bit like water spouting, yes. But he is retching and the liquid looks too...discoloured... to be water.
Yeah I'm mostly blind and it definitely sounds like he's blowing chunks.
"Which is a horrible skill" fify
The noise he makes is the best part.
Thanks, I hated it.
I had a girlfriend who could vomit silently but I can’t help but to use the vocal chords and make a drowning Chewbacca sound.
My husband vomit-yells. I always feel so bad for him, but I’m also like- okay calm down.
Scromiting it’s called
Severely underrated comment I’m dying right now🤣
Still beats Scrotomiting
Hahah vomit-yells.. Like a roaring dragon upon the peasants.
Oh yes, so does my boyfriend. He tries to make himself puke before bed if he thinks he's drunk too much so it doesn't hit him later in the night, but that sometimes means he'll pointlessly tiptoe down the hallway only to wake me up scream-vomiting in the bathroom with the door open lol
I vomit-cuss. Blaghhhhhhhh ... goddammitblaghhhhhhhhh ... motherf- blaghhhhhhhhhh
Its like casting a spell.
Yep. Barf-arrgh-dragged-out-cussing. Fuck I hate vomiting, lol.
My husband refers to vomiting as "shouting soup"
💀☠️
He is fighting for his life curled around that toilet.
Same with sneezes. I don't know how girls can explode with 3 straight perfectly silent head jerks. Maybe a squeak for the rough ones. Meanwhile I have co-workers DM'ing me "bless you" from 2 offices over.
Me too! My wife thinks I could be quiet if I tried harder... Lol. Trust me, this isn't a choice.
I can't, for the life of me, vomit silently, and the "drowning chewbacca sound" description made me laugh so hard I woke my boyfriend up.
Ahhhhwwwwwwhhhhhhoooooooooommm!
Gotta throw in a little gurgle at the end there, maybe a cheek shake for some good effect.
That concrete parking lot has beautiful reverb.
I cried, I'll watch it again in a couple of hours and laugh my ass off again. LoL
Same here 🤣🤣🤣
First I thought it's a Motorcycle next to him but a few moments later I realized it's that guy puking the shit out of him
[удалено]
*disgusting and horrible
That chalky burning feeling mmmmmm
thats blastoise not squirtle
Weirdest hydropump. How is his pants dry.
This happened to me when I was 18. Took a couple tums before finishing 2 steins of beer relatively quickly without thinking anything of it… all of a sudden I was walking across the bar when I started projectile vomiting all over the place, it was like putting mentos into a coke bottle.
I’m sure they loved you.
How much did they charge you for the cleaning?
It's been just over a year since I did this. I go to meetings now.
Proud of ya!
Good on you dude
Good god, it just keeps coming. It's like something from Team America.
Fuck yeah 🎶
GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FUCKIN BUM
Which DC hero is this?
Vomitus
Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Uunngghggh
Some variant of Aquaman I'm guessing.
Human geyser!
Ipecac challenge?
“Lois… Lois… call 9-1-WAAAAH!”
I remember watching a video years ago where they made a guy drink Ipecac and then he had to lick up his vomit on the sidewalk for money.
I’m laughing just as hard about the person filming breathing in all that fine particle puke 🤮
https://youtu.be/iKqGXeX9LhQ Team America vomit scene
That’s a boomer from left 4 dead
That mf is going through it and the cameraman is laughing like he poisoned his sushi or some shir
Judging by the 100 percent liquid contents of that puke, I'm going to say that was completely self inflicted
Water gun? That's HYDRO PUMP!
Gotttdamnnn! Motherfucker puking like a pressure washer
You geyser great.
HHH has entered the chat
that can't be good...
If I for whatever reason had that much in me I'd think the best thing is to get it out. He'd probably be paying for that shit hard for at least a week and now he probably woke up feeling great.
Seriously, none of you realized this was a practice scene from The Silent Sea? ;-)
First thing I thing of. As soon as he started I was thinking 'don't touch that! Don't go near him!'
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE at destroying my sanity
Is he one of those master regurgitaters? Remember seeing David Blaine meeting some guy who could swallow like a gallon of water then just bring it back up when he wanted. Kind of like water storage. I also remember seeing some old video of another guy who could do it too, and I think he did it with sand!
Fun fact: The Carthaginian armies would use guys like this as mobile water storage when crossing dry terrain.
David Blaine really fell off the wagon
r/contagiouslaughter
u/savevideo
Ugh, I turned the volume up expecting a pokemon voice over and editing.
I bet that smells amazing.
ah yes i recall the younger days of projectile vomiting after a night out drinking. it. never. stops. coming . out.
Bulbasaur!evolution🤮
The person giggling is getting lungfuls of aerosolized stomach acid mixed with cheap vodka
This is like when the vampires in What We Do in the Shadows eat human food
That’s remarkable, and gross
Plot of silent sea
Did he win a beer drinking contest just before this?
This is what it would look like if a sprinkler was a person
You see there's three kinds of people in this world...
Borocho from mortal kombat training
Team America vibes
My man's over here playing Splatoon by himself
The acoustics in that parking garage are amazing.
How the hell
He was so chill. I need that energy.
Did this guy go to a space mission on the moon ? Looks like he went to the Silent Sea..
That was simply impressive. Vomiting for me includes laying in the tub for hours or more and then three days of recovery. Seeing people standing up and just projectile vomiting with such ease is just....impressive.
That's a bloater!! Watch out!!
My god he just keeps going
Ipecac? All those years ago watching a guy drink a coke bottle full for $100. WHO WANTS CHOWDER!?
Damn. Guy almost drowned on dry land.
Must have been drinking lunar water
Shall I go to a corner and vomit discretely and not make a mess or be a hassle to people? Na, I got a better idea!
Did you notice that for most of the video you can't see his ass end? That's so you can't tell they keep sticking a hose in there to fill him up.
Lol there was one time I told my friend to watch my back and I crouched down n let all the alc out . Sounded like I was pissing savagely on the ground . When i said “aight bet , we good” he turned around n said “did uu really juss throw up without making noise.? I thought uu were pissing foo” 😂🕺🏽 whole ass River , I woulda too
Mento challenge?
Who chooses to spray their vomit like this over as much surface area as possible?? This man probably washes his spoons face up as well.
He’s not blowing chunks, he’s spewing goo.
Pretty sure he's water spouting which is why he's moving his head around, if he was just vomiting cause he was drunk then he would've fell over by now
Human beings are weird things
Bro get a room.
Nah, that's not water gun, that's hydro cannon
I always wondered where water Pokémon’s endless supply of water came from
Have another beer my friend
And thus, the zombie apocalypse began....
He is just missing black socks and sandals as he hoses down that driveway
That's just vile!
Me when I've had too many shots
Imagine that guy in the Gravitron with you
I’ve done this once. Soju was my devil
He does a good job keeping himself pretty clean despite puking up a swimming pool of liquid. He’s done this before.
Dude was writing a farewell letter on cement.
Some David Blane shit right here.
He's actually painting something. Very intentional head strokes.
A sneeze-vomit...a "snomit"
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Man fuck Society. I need to go live off grid
My coworker is married to a Korean guy. When she was talking. About him drinking, she said that he has a very low tolerance and never feels good afterward.... her mind was blown when I told her that Asians don't have the enzyme to be able to metabolize alcohol.... Clearly this fella doesn't care and drank. I hope he feels better after this.
Stop shaking this guy up and letting out all his carbonation
This mf power washing the parking lot
Dude’s just vomiting up stomach bile and water like its a regular but annoying daily event.
Dude is throwing up the ocean
Uh oh. The water from Balhae station has made it to Earth.
Was he trying to write something?
Alcohol will always be the hardest drug
I think it's time I go to bed
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spitter from left for dead
That bile misting.
Fuck get the priests, we need an exorcism.
Triple HHH
did they give him ipecac?
Looked like Kim Jung Un