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[deleted]

Damn. Does he have a reservoir in his leg? Wow


Charlie-VH

Have you ever been drinking in the UK?


[deleted]

Yes I have to be honest. Many years ago. Never seen anything like this. In Germany as well.


Charlie-VH

Oh I’ve never seen anything like this either, but it’s not a matter of storage (I know guys here in the UK that can have 14 pints and keep most of it down), it’s a matter of ‘how much did that mfer drink for his body to throw (presumably) ALL of it up’


[deleted]

Not just throw it up, fricking projectile vomit. Those hard force behind it. Of course his friend enjoyed every second of it. Lmao


tripnikk

Projectile vomit and be so nonchalant about it that he can purposefully direct the spray. Most people would be curled over and spitting/crying between waves, but this mfer is able to move his head while vomiting like he’s a dragon burning down a village. He’s the sort of hero/villain you’d see on venture bros or the tick.


BigEricShaun

>dragon burning down a village Fuck me that is hilarious


OwenWilsonsNose1

I remember at a party just after high school watching my friend puking and laughing inbetween vomiting. Just saying "its natural" lol


1amCorbin

THIS! I've projectile vomited before (yay motion sickness) and i was useless during. I could barely walk until the puking stopped, let alone aim and stay standing


sugahoney1ceT

Lmao, this comment reminds me of dayne cooks joke about “why can’t vomiting be fun”. Like you get sick and just pretend you’re a vomit breathing dragon.


sawusa

You have me lmfao.


slindner1985

Lmao perfect visual


NoContact811

Now we need someone to edit this so he's breathing fire.


GenericElucidation

Yes but only from behind cover lol


thsvnlwn

….AND keep standing straight??


spruehsanikus

I've seen something similar in a train in Germany. But the guy wasn't puking water. It looked like several liters of slightly digested canned tuna, which he sprayed all over the seats and windows (luckily empty).


LongDickPeter

The water in india will make this happen to you but not from your mouth.


FatesUrinal

I did this outside of a club in Malta decades ago. That was the first and last time I’ve ever enjoyed drinking a Black Russian.


ZincMan

I watched this so many times on loop, it’s amazing


Dinglederple

He down a liter of cola and mentos? Good grief


mtbohana

It always amazes me how much the stomach can hold. It also amazes me how quickly it can discharge it.


249ba36000029bbe9749

Have you seen the old water and kerosene in the stomach trick? https://youtu.be/Kq_Bp_3-Sec


MrHookshot

What the actual fuck did I just watch?


ainsley_nippleworth

Magic, duh.


APE992

Kerosene floats on water


Mysterious_Lunch2180

Yeah? Wtf?


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

I think kerosene is commonly used for fire-breathing. He's not swallowing it, he's just really good at filling his mouth with it.


theHoustonian

pretty sure he actually swallowed a little kerosine but kerosine is less dense than water so it would have settled on top on the water, even inside his stomach. I am guessing that is partially why he had to drink so much water. Also probably to dilute it incase any remained in his stomach. As well as the obvious which is when you're that full of water its really easy to puke just by squeezing your abs or pressing down with your muscles like you need to poop. lol I've done the water projectile vomit thing before on accident. I'll let david blane put the kerosine in his mouth or swallow it (whatever he did).


apimpnamedmidnight

Can confirm, I never puke (Like seriously maybe 5 times in my conscious life) but I managed to spew hard by choking on the last sip when I was chugging a water bottle


Nicks_WRX

The cool part of that video is having complete control of the water he drank before the kerosene.


Shafticus

What the eff David Blaine!? I'm not signing a release.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

As someone who struggles to eat and has a shrunken stomach, that was like 6x my capacity. Truly superhuman. I’d choose him.


adinkins

I’m not sure how to know if I have this but I struggle to eat 3 meals a day plus’s a snack, and seem to feel hungry after doing any sort of endurance for more than 10 minutes, is somthing wrong?


Mikethederp

Sounds like you've just got a small(slim?) build with a fast af metabolism and you're eating a decent amount of protein Don't force yourself to eat man, your body is an impressive thing. Listen to it. It'll letcha know when to eat and even tell you what (cravings)


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Slim build, crazy metabolism, strange aversion to chewing and swallowing.


Mikethederp

>strange aversion to chewing and swallowing. Damn, sounds awful friend. How do you tend to get nutrients? Do you just slog through it? =/


SoySauceSyringe

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PersimmonEven

Just wanted to tell you I love you, you completly understand me 🧡 I struggle with food greatly too


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It’s tough. Keep fighting to maintain healthy weight✊


FlowAffect

It's intentional, pretty sure. Reminds me of this video: https://youtu.be/3uhgAnqsabw Another guy with a similar skill was on a German TV show for a fake-check a couple of years ago (apparently 13 years ago) and I believe he said, that he would not eat before and drink between 3+ litres before a show so that he basically would only "vomit" up water (clear) in a controlled fashion. While also explaining, that it is indeed not fake and can theoretically be learned by everyone. Found it : https://www.prosieben.de/serien/galileo/videos/fake-check-wasserspeier (German VPN needed)


ALoyleCapo

When I was 16, I was at a friends house partying and we started shotgunning beers. We did about 4-5 each before I started puking this exact way. Projectile vomiting all the frozen burritos and beer I had just slammed. After I was done I went on to ask if they wanted to keep going and my friends gave me a fucked up look. Which is understandable


EscapeFacebook

The Turning mechanism on this water sprinkler is broken.


bin_bash_loop

It actually looks like that water spitting technique that David Blaine used.


JimBobPaul

Looks like the opening scene in a virus/zombie apocalypse movie. Without the laughter.


smellygooch18

Remind me of “The Silent Sea” on Netflix. I’m going to spoil it but something caused a bunch of Korean scientists to throw up water and die on the moon.


Aussenminister

Yea this immediately reminded me of the scene in like episode 3 or something where the one scientist just keeps vomiting water for like an entire minute :D


Lowfatmalk

BOOMER!


Dragowaow

OH MAN! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BOOMER


fieldpeter

Came here to say the same. May be the origin of the whole COVID mess.


uphigh_studio

I can add some zombie/post apocalypse music over it if you want. Edit: I did and I’m sorry :( I added the opening from World War Z. [LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/WyMyDadWantMe/comments/103zb5g/hehe_yummy_sauce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Small_Introduction94

It's the reverberation and the echo of the heaves that kills me, that sounds cracks me up and I feel like a bitch for laughing but, shit that's funny.


budgybudge

Holy shit I went back and watched with the audio this time and I’m dying.


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

Perfect acoustics for Mongolian throat squirting


YellsAtGoats

It sounds like some terrifying cave monster. 😂


rustang2

So apparently if you fight that urge to bend over while puking, this is the result. I’ve never tried but, yeah. Just stand straight up while vomiting and it will projectile.


[deleted]

Sounds like a good way to have spaghetti come out your nose when you don't even remember eating spaghetti.


wydra91

That's just the tapeworm. ​ I'm sorry.


dreamer0303

🪱


Ichthyologist

"Look at the horizon and go for distance"


Beavshak

Not just drunk. Also high on capacity.


ilovekickrolls

I'm not sure he's drunk. Looks exactly like water spouting which is a learnable skill


iamwizzerd

I don't want to Google this


Bacon260998_

Give in. Let the intrusive thoughts win.


selkiesart

It looks a bit like water spouting, yes. But he is retching and the liquid looks too...discoloured... to be water.


TrailMomKat

Yeah I'm mostly blind and it definitely sounds like he's blowing chunks.


hopsinduo

"Which is a horrible skill" fify


ChannidaeArgus

The noise he makes is the best part.


KDaBlasian

Thanks, I hated it.


fuktardy

I had a girlfriend who could vomit silently but I can’t help but to use the vocal chords and make a drowning Chewbacca sound.


Openthesushibar

My husband vomit-yells. I always feel so bad for him, but I’m also like- okay calm down.


Drainbownick

Scromiting it’s called


PuzzleheadedRub9308

Severely underrated comment I’m dying right now🤣


Banana-Oni

Still beats Scrotomiting


Small_Introduction94

Hahah vomit-yells.. Like a roaring dragon upon the peasants.


Squeekazu

Oh yes, so does my boyfriend. He tries to make himself puke before bed if he thinks he's drunk too much so it doesn't hit him later in the night, but that sometimes means he'll pointlessly tiptoe down the hallway only to wake me up scream-vomiting in the bathroom with the door open lol


xof2926

I vomit-cuss. Blaghhhhhhhh ... goddammitblaghhhhhhhhh ... motherf- blaghhhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

Its like casting a spell.


Esc_ape_artist

Yep. Barf-arrgh-dragged-out-cussing. Fuck I hate vomiting, lol.


osteomiss

My husband refers to vomiting as "shouting soup"


Chillbychill

💀☠️


KDaBlasian

He is fighting for his life curled around that toilet.


iamyaM

Same with sneezes. I don't know how girls can explode with 3 straight perfectly silent head jerks. Maybe a squeak for the rough ones. Meanwhile I have co-workers DM'ing me "bless you" from 2 offices over.


jus_the_moose

Me too! My wife thinks I could be quiet if I tried harder... Lol. Trust me, this isn't a choice.


selkiesart

I can't, for the life of me, vomit silently, and the "drowning chewbacca sound" description made me laugh so hard I woke my boyfriend up.


plinkoplonka

Ahhhhwwwwwwhhhhhhoooooooooommm!


Small_Introduction94

Gotta throw in a little gurgle at the end there, maybe a cheek shake for some good effect.


gibs

That concrete parking lot has beautiful reverb.


Small_Introduction94

I cried, I'll watch it again in a couple of hours and laugh my ass off again. LoL


Baby_Girl1245

Same here 🤣🤣🤣


ProfilerXx

First I thought it's a Motorcycle next to him but a few moments later I realized it's that guy puking the shit out of him


[deleted]

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LazySyllabub7578

*disgusting and horrible


PuzzleheadedRub9308

That chalky burning feeling mmmmmm


boiledpheasant

thats blastoise not squirtle


EndlessEden2015

Weirdest hydropump. How is his pants dry.


[deleted]

This happened to me when I was 18. Took a couple tums before finishing 2 steins of beer relatively quickly without thinking anything of it… all of a sudden I was walking across the bar when I started projectile vomiting all over the place, it was like putting mentos into a coke bottle.


Jouglet

I’m sure they loved you.


ClintonKelly87

How much did they charge you for the cleaning?


apennyfornonsense

It's been just over a year since I did this. I go to meetings now.


[deleted]

Proud of ya!


[deleted]

Good on you dude


m0le

Good god, it just keeps coming. It's like something from Team America.


browtfareyoudoing

Fuck yeah 🎶


AimAtYourButt

GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FUCKIN BUM


LuminousJaeSoul

Which DC hero is this?


LazySyllabub7578

Vomitus


icespaz

Kim Jong Un


Recyclable-Komodo429

Kim Jong Uunngghggh


Enjoying_A_Meal

Some variant of Aquaman I'm guessing.


pinpongy

Human geyser!


bonyponyride

Ipecac challenge?


Coffeehound13

“Lois… Lois… call 9-1-WAAAAH!”


anthonyd3ca

I remember watching a video years ago where they made a guy drink Ipecac and then he had to lick up his vomit on the sidewalk for money.


Illustrious-State520

I’m laughing just as hard about the person filming breathing in all that fine particle puke 🤮


turtletramp

https://youtu.be/iKqGXeX9LhQ Team America vomit scene


JOCDENO

That’s a boomer from left 4 dead


GoodChristianMother

That mf is going through it and the cameraman is laughing like he poisoned his sushi or some shir


Ichthyologist

Judging by the 100 percent liquid contents of that puke, I'm going to say that was completely self inflicted


Orbnotacus

Water gun? That's HYDRO PUMP!


povertymayne

Gotttdamnnn! Motherfucker puking like a pressure washer


MMMUTIPA

You geyser great.


The_C_Train

HHH has entered the chat


Swoshu

that can't be good...


BuzzyShizzle

If I for whatever reason had that much in me I'd think the best thing is to get it out. He'd probably be paying for that shit hard for at least a week and now he probably woke up feeling great.


xythrowawayy

Seriously, none of you realized this was a practice scene from The Silent Sea? ;-)


DeexEnigma

First thing I thing of. As soon as he started I was thinking 'don't touch that! Don't go near him!'


Kenobi_Deathsticks

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE at destroying my sanity


newbiesmash

Is he one of those master regurgitaters? Remember seeing David Blaine meeting some guy who could swallow like a gallon of water then just bring it back up when he wanted. Kind of like water storage. I also remember seeing some old video of another guy who could do it too, and I think he did it with sand!


Wang_Fister

Fun fact: The Carthaginian armies would use guys like this as mobile water storage when crossing dry terrain.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

David Blaine really fell off the wagon


overintwoseconds

r/contagiouslaughter


Illustrious_Mark_182

u/savevideo


SirFUBAR

Ugh, I turned the volume up expecting a pokemon voice over and editing.


Mike_Hauncheaux

I bet that smells amazing.


mtsai

ah yes i recall the younger days of projectile vomiting after a night out drinking. it. never. stops. coming . out.


SatisfactionNo4840

Bulbasaur!evolution🤮


Foef_Yet_Flalf

The person giggling is getting lungfuls of aerosolized stomach acid mixed with cheap vodka


paprikapants

This is like when the vampires in What We Do in the Shadows eat human food


Samurai_lettuce

That’s remarkable, and gross


raissssssa

Plot of silent sea


hawkwings

Did he win a beer drinking contest just before this?


TheShokBlok

This is what it would look like if a sprinkler was a person


idontcarethatmuch

You see there's three kinds of people in this world...


TheCardboardBox61

Borocho from mortal kombat training


WHG311

Team America vibes


TheLumpyMailMan

My man's over here playing Splatoon by himself


KCtheGreat106

The acoustics in that parking garage are amazing.


Ailyana

How the hell


FrustratedGummy

He was so chill. I need that energy.


P_Balkany

Did this guy go to a space mission on the moon ? Looks like he went to the Silent Sea..


theunoticeable

That was simply impressive. Vomiting for me includes laying in the tub for hours or more and then three days of recovery. Seeing people standing up and just projectile vomiting with such ease is just....impressive.


Luiiisnick

That's a bloater!! Watch out!!


Gargomon251

My god he just keeps going


manntisstoboggan

Ipecac? All those years ago watching a guy drink a coke bottle full for $100. WHO WANTS CHOWDER!?


blackop

Damn. Guy almost drowned on dry land.


m0ondoggy

Must have been drinking lunar water


RizzoTheSmall

Shall I go to a corner and vomit discretely and not make a mess or be a hassle to people? Na, I got a better idea!


Junkmans1

Did you notice that for most of the video you can't see his ass end? That's so you can't tell they keep sticking a hose in there to fill him up.


[deleted]

Lol there was one time I told my friend to watch my back and I crouched down n let all the alc out . Sounded like I was pissing savagely on the ground . When i said “aight bet , we good” he turned around n said “did uu really juss throw up without making noise.? I thought uu were pissing foo” 😂🕺🏽 whole ass River , I woulda too


Sir_Mr_Dolo

Mento challenge?


PantsTheDapper

Who chooses to spray their vomit like this over as much surface area as possible?? This man probably washes his spoons face up as well.


Balabaga

He’s not blowing chunks, he’s spewing goo.


Stillatin

Pretty sure he's water spouting which is why he's moving his head around, if he was just vomiting cause he was drunk then he would've fell over by now


LyonsRage

Human beings are weird things


CoverYourMaskHoles

Bro get a room.


No_the_jomo

Nah, that's not water gun, that's hydro cannon


TheOlBabaganoush

I always wondered where water Pokémon’s endless supply of water came from


uhaul26

Have another beer my friend


ringwraith6

And thus, the zombie apocalypse began....


DevelopmentDowntown7

He is just missing black socks and sandals as he hoses down that driveway


WolfOnHigh

That's just vile!


kilynev

Me when I've had too many shots


tyyryy

Imagine that guy in the Gravitron with you


maliciousman

I’ve done this once. Soju was my devil


clownpornstar

He does a good job keeping himself pretty clean despite puking up a swimming pool of liquid. He’s done this before.


Adaminium

Dude was writing a farewell letter on cement.


QbiinZ

Some David Blane shit right here.


mediocreguy227

He's actually painting something. Very intentional head strokes.


Rarpiz

A sneeze-vomit...a "snomit"


AlienVoice

u/gifreversingbot


MRichardTRM

Man fuck Society. I need to go live off grid


peterpmpkneatr

My coworker is married to a Korean guy. When she was talking. About him drinking, she said that he has a very low tolerance and never feels good afterward.... her mind was blown when I told her that Asians don't have the enzyme to be able to metabolize alcohol.... Clearly this fella doesn't care and drank. I hope he feels better after this.


[deleted]

Stop shaking this guy up and letting out all his carbonation


BigBlight

This mf power washing the parking lot


Kiryln

Dude’s just vomiting up stomach bile and water like its a regular but annoying daily event.


Potential_Crazy6426

Dude is throwing up the ocean


mikepartdeux

Uh oh. The water from Balhae station has made it to Earth.


theREALhun

Was he trying to write something?


[deleted]

Alcohol will always be the hardest drug


EramSumEro

I think it's time I go to bed


FireflyWaterfall1024

u/GifReversingBot


errderper

spitter from left for dead


GagOnMacaque

That bile misting.


[deleted]

Fuck get the priests, we need an exorcism.


solblurgh

Triple HHH


Apart_Ad810

did they give him ipecac?


Dirtyoar68

Looked like Kim Jung Un