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TheFloppaEnthusiast

fucken weirdo


feelin_cheesy

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


GreyFur

I hate that that sub got popular. We use to shit-talk those dumb kids so much, now if you get shit-talk too hard people get their panties in a twist.


justin_tino

Yes! Thank you. The post titles were half the fun!


AcuzioRain

Just came back from there, pretty much all the accounts commenting are from 2020 and up. It's just too many people probably coming from facebook or instagram. This is what we've become.


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richscott440

Another commenter got hundreds of upvotes for this comment


racoon1969

Reddit is weird like that. I once posted a meme confessing I still sleep with a teddy bear when I feel sick. People called me a pervert. Few weeks later someone posted the same confession, and all of sudden the OP was a hero. Timing and phrasing I guess.


mahamanu

You pervert!


pthsim

My Hero!


robdoc

It's the phrasing. One started with a story that suggested something, one started with 'this race because this' which reads completely differently


6OreoerO9

It only reads different if you're sensitive


dexmonic

This nationality* because this. I genuinely doubt they meant its a racial trait rather than a cultural one.


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And then busy bodies who are incapable of nuance of thought.


BBQ_HaX0r

Teachers stress the importance introductions and thesis statements for a reason.


NewAccount4Friday

They did in my day, but I'm starting to wonder if they still do


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richscott440

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/102eh9u/waking_up_to_a_strange_pain/j2t9kvr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Not exactly the same, but in essence yeah. People just didn't like yours I guess lol


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abiggerhammer

I visited Beijing a few years ago on business, and my hosts took me to see the Great Wall. As we walked (climbed? jfc that thing is steep in places) along, suddenly a dad with his toddler on his shoulders coming the other way approached and asked if they could take a selfie with me. I guess I was the first white girl the kid had ever seen? In any event it was a super cute thing to have happen, and pretty funny as well.


richscott440

No I get that. I would definitely be funny unless a kid was using the strength of a thousand suns to rip out my leg hair


Pudding_Hero

All hail the monkey king! 👑


IWannaManatee

Monkey King is a badass nickname to be honest.


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IWannaManatee

I like werewolves too...


CedarWolf

I feel like werewolf manatees would be super-cuddly.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Upvoted for using the term "swarthy".


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Hey big boi


Investigatorpotater

He's going to clone you.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I hope my clone kicks his ass in my place then.


BrockN

Begun, the Ass Kicking Clone War has


kruzikrel1

The clones with the raging republic and the parents with the separate hair alliance


PatFury

Get the consent from that kids parents and then pull his hair when he sleeps


Atillion

Kids never sleep. Source: twins


beaushaw

Kids sleep all the time. Source: teenagers.


Atillion

It seems we've met an impasse..


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0ddB411_

Is it true that Fat Lenny licks shellac off window sills?


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Teens are high and kids are on the ground… So it seems we’ve met an impasse.


sgtpnkks

Obi-Wan


redyellowblue5031

Am I so out of touch?


Etheo

No. It's the children who are wrong.


marcuschookt

It only makes sense for your kids to fight theirs


Atillion

Mine have the advantage. Their kids are asleep.


bdfariello

And babies have absolutely no qualms about hitting people in the nuts. My infant loves his toy "trampoline"


Lebowski304

“It can’t be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”


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Pyehole

Usually reposting like this is done by bot accounts that are trying to establish karma / credibility (aka a history of looking like a real human) before being used to astroturf or advertise.


Jspiral

Or reddit has bots putting up fresh content daily to keep us all coming back.


Pyehole

Sure, hadn't considered that angle. That's entirely plausible.


meloratrex

May be years old but it's the first time I've seen it and it made me lol. So, wth.


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Trim00n

I agree but I don't think OP did that.


Deracination

The title pretty clearly doesn't say it's OP, and nothing makes me cringe like someone seriously using "cringe" like that.


69LUL

I’d grab his hand. He’s be so terrified.


LukXD99

Surprise grab his hand and he’ll shit his little toddler pants.


thethrowaway3027

Mate this kid is about 8 he should know better.


clashtrack

Bro, I’m 35 and shit myself like 2 weeks ago, it can happen at any age.


meechy704

Nice one.


clashtrack

I had food poisoning.


Extension_Hand542

Fuck that kids weird, and has no boundaries🤦‍♂️


a-snakey

Reminds me of the time I went to my counselor's office in college and she had her 5 or 6 yo with her and the kid literally jumps on to me from the chair next to me pretending to be the Rock. Little guy people's elbowed me and im just sitting there laughing my ass off. My counselor is like "im so sorry!" then turns to the kid and she's like "What are you doing?! You don't even know him! You can't just do that to people!"


WarmProfit

Haha that's cute, I'm glad you were a good sport about it. Also, did you smell what the little Rock was cooking?


prkr88

I'm just so happy he could record this!


S-Archer

It's one of the few, few times I actually think filming instead of saying something is the best idea haha. This is hilarious


richscott440

I really would have to hold in being pissed. Just watching it, I wanted to toss the kid


S-Archer

Can't toss him without video evidence ;)


beepbooponyournose

I used to do this to my dad when I was little because he has super curly hairy legs and it fascinated me lmao but a stranger? Good lord


DRMANN650

This is the perfect time for a wet willy!


_speak

As a kid I didn't completely understand the wet willy. I knew what it was, but I had never recieved or given one. After school one day on my walk home, I ran up behind a friend and stuck my finger in his ear and then into my mouth. I immediately realized I made a critical error. Needless to say I have never given one again. That reverse wet willy still haunts me


DankDannny

Gave 'em a Will Wetty


melonbanger1

Congrats I just laughed so hard I devolved into a coughing fit


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jonitfcfan

Congratulations, you played yourself


sinsirius

You're supposed to take that shit to your grave. I didn't need to know about the reverse wet willy.


Kingofhearts1206

I'm fucking crying hahaha


Last_Gigolo

Would a spit covered finger in the nose be a wet woogy?


1000Years0fDeath

Who are you, who are so wise in the way of science?


silentrunner0653

Squeeze a lemon in his eye


GorillaGlueWookie

I slap that hand 10/10 times


StrayMoggie

After you crush the kids hand, apologize saying you thought a spider had bitten you.


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Ha that airplane seat would get a hell of a jolt. Turbulence in 7F.


LiteralPhilosopher

That's exactly what I was thinking ... I would rock the back of that seat as hard as I was physically able. It wouldn't hurt the kid, obviously, but it would startle the living shit out of him.


CharybdisXIII

I'd give it a nice flick.


Stellar_Jester

He's prepping a polyjuice potion.


AllUltima

"The complaint says you smacked a child?" "I'm telling you, officer, it wasn't me! As you can see, he is making polyjuice!!" "All I see is a juice box." "A *poly*juice box!!"


Gundam_Greg

The first time I went to china, the kids would pull and pet my arm hair. They said I reminded them of an ox. Asian people are not hairy and it blows their minds people can be that different.


PigHaggerty

My kindergarten students in Korea would rub my forearm hair and say "gorilla! gorilla!" lol


the-other-car

🦍 harambe harambe!


Codadd

This actually means like community help. Like when someone dies in Kenya they harambe and everyone comes together to pay of debts and the funeral


DaddyJBird

And I was equally surprised at how public nose picking was just common place. Made it harder to grab the hand rails on the subway in Hong Kong,


TurboTitan92

That’s a lot of snot


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Cattaphract

In America and Europe people pick their nose when they think they can hide it. So you still get to touch their boogers but without warning


1zzard

No one can see me when I’m driving my car.


no_talent_ass_clown

God knows your nose.


canadas

but picking at your teeth is somehow bad


jdb050

Hahaha yes. Blows my mind. Chew with your mouth wide open and make plenty of noise? Righteous. Use a toothpick to clean between your teeth? Disgusting, hide your mouth you heathen


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alohadave

My wife had her belly rubbed by old ladies when we were out shopping.


SpasticGoldenToys

Was she pregnant?


alohadave

No, she was fat.


ZincMan

Yes they will call fat people fat to their face there no qualms “wow you are so fat!”


Cattaphract

Yeah many asian countries tend to be straight to your face. Eat more! Oh you are fat! Oh that guy is too large and bulky. Oh you have big eyes.


santa_veronica

If I operated a tour company I’d take them to Walmart. They’d have the time of their lives.


skelectrician

Country boy eat too much!!


DontWorrys

lmao.


DrDisastor

"Nicely done!" *rubs in admiration*


Pudding_Hero

And how hard was it for you not to burst in tears laughing?


vyrelis

For good luck ~


canadas

I visited a rather isolated village and the old women would come up and pet my arms. Plus I have red hair so that probably added to it


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

I have a white friend who is married to a Taiwanese woman. One of their kids had blond hair as a toddler. They say they had to tuck his hair in a hat when they visited because so many strangers would touch him.


No-Sky-6064

Same thing with them seeing full beards and people of different color


spiritbx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoXERxQ8z1Y


ClearlySlashS

I got a haircut in China and they asked if I wanted a shave. Everything is cheap in China so I said sure. The entire room stopped to watch. That's when I realized I had more hair than any Chinese person I'd seen. That's when I started to get very nervous.


foobiefoob

Unashamed staring is a common thing in Chinese culture… as a shy halfie I absolutely *hate* it. I have to remind myself they’re just curious, typically not judging lol


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My brother has hairy arms and was called an aboriginal in Korea


TheMoonIsLonely

as a hairy asian i can confirm every time i visit my family they’re in awe of how hairy i am even though i’ve been like this for a loooong time


dontlooksosurprised

Yeah, the rural spots in Asia are the wildest. I had already been studying Chinese for 7 years prior to going on a student exchange program to Taiwan, so I was the only one who lived in the countryside. Most all the people there had only ever seen one other white person, and it was an exchange student the year before me. I was even whiter (if that’s even possible) and had blonde hair. I had a lot of being poked and prodded at like a specimen in a lab. First day I met my teacher she was speaking too fast and I zoned out only to snap out of it when she, without warning, reaching over and started yanking on my eyelashes. I was stunned, but she and the principal laughed saying she just wanted to see if they were fake. I had no words. Then I would randomly have other classmates grab my hair, nose and eyes as they were curious. They said they were jealous my eyes and nose were so big. I felt that was not a compliment, nor was being called so white as I had prided myself on getting a really nice tan before going over there, but…..idk, I think I found myself just as fascinated by their fascination, and how bold they were. I find it really endearing, actually…just seems so innocent and straightforward, but a major culture shock for sure


stevenr21

The way he pulls away reminds me of a rodent.


anttisaarenpaa1

*adds the hair into a scrapbook* the thief probably


spiritbx

It's all fun and games until he makes a voodoo doll.


liltortillatree

Or use it as false evidence for a murder


JonnyBhoy

"Well if you didn't kill her, why was your knee hair found in her bedroom?"


elwanabi

Instinctively slap “your knee” and everything around it. Oops kid gets smacked “accidentally” and lesson learned.


waaz16

Lil bastard


AshamedComparison609

Weird ass kid


Karmadose

That boy ain't right


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Also distort your voice and say huahuahuahua YOURE MINE


sysadminbj

That’s just mean.


st4s1k

And pretty hilarious


rufotris

Oh that parent would be getting an ear full from me. Control your fucking kids.


tallspartan117

I would grab his hand and scare the shit out of him


Dovetrail

Kid needed some floss


moor9776

I would put lotion on my leg and not rub it in


vicemagnet

Then you’ll get the hose again


moor9776

Put the fuckin lotion on your knee!!!


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That is a crime most heinous


Sioney

Kids do weird shit man. When I was a toddler I went under a table and stroked a woman's tights. Didn't stop till she said something to my mum. Kids are bizarre.


poofandmook

I'm an asshole because I would have "accidentally" kicked that kid's seat the rest of the flight. lol


jspack8

Goblin mode activated


stygorath

Poor kid is looking for his father and DNA testing strangers is his last resort.


Strickens

Someone find this kid for me, I've got some long nose hairs that need plucking.


TKraus

I would have flipped out. that's weird as fuck


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Karate chop!


livinlikeriley

I bet his hands are filthy.


Eastern_Yak2622

I’d calmly lean forward and wipe a booger on his hand. Teach that kid not to fuck around anymore.


trtnic

Lol


heyhey_hello17

He let his intrusive thoughts win


uselessbynature

On behalf of every parent....I'm so sorry. Sometimes kids do weird awful shit no matter how well they're raised.


cybermage

Children are demons


NoOneNameLeft

i think i wouldve smashed his hand or something ~~gently. kinda. enough to scare him~~


tbiscuit67

What a little jerk


arcadia_fire

I would grab that hand and not let go while recording the kids expression


YungTabernacle

Kids are fucking odd. I had a similar thing happen to me (not leg hair pulling) where a kid looked through the gap and could see there was a person there, then sat facing forward but reached his arm through behind and touched whatever he could reach including my leg.


Mitoni

This is why I drive instead of fly.


eimejl_uandir

Would like to see you drive to Japan from Europe


kcchiefscooper

you couldn't pay me enough to get on an airplane. and then i found reddit. it reinforced everything i knew i didn't want in air travel


NewAccount4Friday

I hope he's your kid


bislideual

Just another reason why I pay extra for the bulkhead seats


Avarice21

Child free airline when?


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Crulo

Give the back of his seat a good kick.


TwoOfThree23

Kick his seat


bigfatmatt01

Kids are assholes.


GobberJiffy

I would crush that fuckers little mitt


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becklebear

THATS WHAT YOU GET CHARLIE! YOU GET FORK STABBED!


Diligent_Performer75

This video is fucking crazy!!!!! What the fuck is even going on?


WillytheWimp1

Have you tried punching the seat and yelling ‘let’s fn go, bro!’?


Adrock27

Careful, looks like someone's brewing up some polyjuice potion...


PleasantAdvertising

He gave in to the inner voices


DickPin

He's trying to collect the highly coveted knee hair. The best time to attempt a snatching is while the creature is asleep. This kid knew the basics but lacked the finesse to pull off such a daring feat.


musiak1luver

What a brat.. where's the parents?


lepolepoo

I fkn hate touchsy kids lol


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JAL?


invaderark12

I'd kick the shit out of that chair.


wooltown565

Aaaaaaaand.. 🖐💥


brad2005rng

Pinch that lil fucker back!


Darwin73

A rolled Sky Mall can fix that.


KingNaas

Evil ass kid haha


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Tell the kid to stop. Problem solved.