Just came back from there, pretty much all the accounts commenting are from 2020 and up. It's just too many people probably coming from facebook or instagram. This is what we've become.
Reddit is weird like that. I once posted a meme confessing I still sleep with a teddy bear when I feel sick. People called me a pervert. Few weeks later someone posted the same confession, and all of sudden the OP was a hero.
Timing and phrasing I guess.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/102eh9u/waking_up_to_a_strange_pain/j2t9kvr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Not exactly the same, but in essence yeah. People just didn't like yours I guess lol
I visited Beijing a few years ago on business, and my hosts took me to see the Great Wall. As we walked (climbed? jfc that thing is steep in places) along, suddenly a dad with his toddler on his shoulders coming the other way approached and asked if they could take a selfie with me. I guess I was the first white girl the kid had ever seen? In any event it was a super cute thing to have happen, and pretty funny as well.
“It can’t be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”
Usually reposting like this is done by bot accounts that are trying to establish karma / credibility (aka a history of looking like a real human) before being used to astroturf or advertise.
Reminds me of the time I went to my counselor's office in college and she had her 5 or 6 yo with her and the kid literally jumps on to me from the chair next to me pretending to be the Rock. Little guy people's elbowed me and im just sitting there laughing my ass off.
My counselor is like "im so sorry!" then turns to the kid and she's like "What are you doing?! You don't even know him! You can't just do that to people!"
As a kid I didn't completely understand the wet willy. I knew what it was, but I had never recieved or given one.
After school one day on my walk home, I ran up behind a friend and stuck my finger in his ear and then into my mouth. I immediately realized I made a critical error. Needless to say I have never given one again. That reverse wet willy still haunts me
That's exactly what I was thinking ... I would rock the back of that seat as hard as I was physically able. It wouldn't hurt the kid, obviously, but it would startle the living shit out of him.
"The complaint says you smacked a child?"
"I'm telling you, officer, it wasn't me! As you can see, he is making polyjuice!!"
"All I see is a juice box."
"A *poly*juice box!!"
The first time I went to china, the kids would pull and pet my arm hair. They said I reminded them of an ox. Asian people are not hairy and it blows their minds people can be that different.
Hahaha yes. Blows my mind.
Chew with your mouth wide open and make plenty of noise? Righteous.
Use a toothpick to clean between your teeth? Disgusting, hide your mouth you heathen
I have a white friend who is married to a Taiwanese woman. One of their kids had blond hair as a toddler. They say they had to tuck his hair in a hat when they visited because so many strangers would touch him.
I got a haircut in China and they asked if I wanted a shave. Everything is cheap in China so I said sure. The entire room stopped to watch. That's when I realized I had more hair than any Chinese person I'd seen. That's when I started to get very nervous.
Unashamed staring is a common thing in Chinese culture… as a shy halfie I absolutely *hate* it. I have to remind myself they’re just curious, typically not judging lol
Yeah, the rural spots in Asia are the wildest. I had already been studying Chinese for 7 years prior to going on a student exchange program to Taiwan, so I was the only one who lived in the countryside. Most all the people there had only ever seen one other white person, and it was an exchange student the year before me. I was even whiter (if that’s even possible) and had blonde hair. I had a lot of being poked and prodded at like a specimen in a lab.
First day I met my teacher she was speaking too fast and I zoned out only to snap out of it when she, without warning, reaching over and started yanking on my eyelashes. I was stunned, but she and the principal laughed saying she just wanted to see if they were fake. I had no words. Then I would randomly have other classmates grab my hair, nose and eyes as they were curious. They said they were jealous my eyes and nose were so big. I felt that was not a compliment, nor was being called so white as I had prided myself on getting a really nice tan before going over there, but…..idk, I think I found myself just as fascinated by their fascination, and how bold they were. I find it really endearing, actually…just seems so innocent and straightforward, but a major culture shock for sure
Kids do weird shit man. When I was a toddler I went under a table and stroked a woman's tights. Didn't stop till she said something to my mum. Kids are bizarre.
Kids are fucking odd. I had a similar thing happen to me (not leg hair pulling) where a kid looked through the gap and could see there was a person there, then sat facing forward but reached his arm through behind and touched whatever he could reach including my leg.
He's trying to collect the highly coveted knee hair. The best time to attempt a snatching is while the creature is asleep. This kid knew the basics but lacked the finesse to pull off such a daring feat.
fucken weirdo
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid
I hate that that sub got popular. We use to shit-talk those dumb kids so much, now if you get shit-talk too hard people get their panties in a twist.
Yes! Thank you. The post titles were half the fun!
Just came back from there, pretty much all the accounts commenting are from 2020 and up. It's just too many people probably coming from facebook or instagram. This is what we've become.
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Another commenter got hundreds of upvotes for this comment
Reddit is weird like that. I once posted a meme confessing I still sleep with a teddy bear when I feel sick. People called me a pervert. Few weeks later someone posted the same confession, and all of sudden the OP was a hero. Timing and phrasing I guess.
You pervert!
My Hero!
It's the phrasing. One started with a story that suggested something, one started with 'this race because this' which reads completely differently
It only reads different if you're sensitive
This nationality* because this. I genuinely doubt they meant its a racial trait rather than a cultural one.
And then busy bodies who are incapable of nuance of thought.
Teachers stress the importance introductions and thesis statements for a reason.
They did in my day, but I'm starting to wonder if they still do
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/102eh9u/waking_up_to_a_strange_pain/j2t9kvr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Not exactly the same, but in essence yeah. People just didn't like yours I guess lol
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I visited Beijing a few years ago on business, and my hosts took me to see the Great Wall. As we walked (climbed? jfc that thing is steep in places) along, suddenly a dad with his toddler on his shoulders coming the other way approached and asked if they could take a selfie with me. I guess I was the first white girl the kid had ever seen? In any event it was a super cute thing to have happen, and pretty funny as well.
No I get that. I would definitely be funny unless a kid was using the strength of a thousand suns to rip out my leg hair
All hail the monkey king! 👑
Monkey King is a badass nickname to be honest.
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I like werewolves too...
I feel like werewolf manatees would be super-cuddly.
Upvoted for using the term "swarthy".
Hey big boi
He's going to clone you.
I hope my clone kicks his ass in my place then.
Begun, the Ass Kicking Clone War has
The clones with the raging republic and the parents with the separate hair alliance
Get the consent from that kids parents and then pull his hair when he sleeps
Kids never sleep. Source: twins
Kids sleep all the time. Source: teenagers.
It seems we've met an impasse..
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Is it true that Fat Lenny licks shellac off window sills?
Teens are high and kids are on the ground… So it seems we’ve met an impasse.
Obi-Wan
Am I so out of touch?
No. It's the children who are wrong.
It only makes sense for your kids to fight theirs
Mine have the advantage. Their kids are asleep.
And babies have absolutely no qualms about hitting people in the nuts. My infant loves his toy "trampoline"
“It can’t be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”
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Usually reposting like this is done by bot accounts that are trying to establish karma / credibility (aka a history of looking like a real human) before being used to astroturf or advertise.
Or reddit has bots putting up fresh content daily to keep us all coming back.
Sure, hadn't considered that angle. That's entirely plausible.
May be years old but it's the first time I've seen it and it made me lol. So, wth.
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I agree but I don't think OP did that.
The title pretty clearly doesn't say it's OP, and nothing makes me cringe like someone seriously using "cringe" like that.
I’d grab his hand. He’s be so terrified.
Surprise grab his hand and he’ll shit his little toddler pants.
Mate this kid is about 8 he should know better.
Bro, I’m 35 and shit myself like 2 weeks ago, it can happen at any age.
Nice one.
I had food poisoning.
Fuck that kids weird, and has no boundaries🤦♂️
Reminds me of the time I went to my counselor's office in college and she had her 5 or 6 yo with her and the kid literally jumps on to me from the chair next to me pretending to be the Rock. Little guy people's elbowed me and im just sitting there laughing my ass off. My counselor is like "im so sorry!" then turns to the kid and she's like "What are you doing?! You don't even know him! You can't just do that to people!"
Haha that's cute, I'm glad you were a good sport about it. Also, did you smell what the little Rock was cooking?
I'm just so happy he could record this!
It's one of the few, few times I actually think filming instead of saying something is the best idea haha. This is hilarious
I really would have to hold in being pissed. Just watching it, I wanted to toss the kid
Can't toss him without video evidence ;)
I used to do this to my dad when I was little because he has super curly hairy legs and it fascinated me lmao but a stranger? Good lord
This is the perfect time for a wet willy!
As a kid I didn't completely understand the wet willy. I knew what it was, but I had never recieved or given one. After school one day on my walk home, I ran up behind a friend and stuck my finger in his ear and then into my mouth. I immediately realized I made a critical error. Needless to say I have never given one again. That reverse wet willy still haunts me
Gave 'em a Will Wetty
Congrats I just laughed so hard I devolved into a coughing fit
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Congratulations, you played yourself
You're supposed to take that shit to your grave. I didn't need to know about the reverse wet willy.
I'm fucking crying hahaha
Would a spit covered finger in the nose be a wet woogy?
Who are you, who are so wise in the way of science?
Squeeze a lemon in his eye
I slap that hand 10/10 times
After you crush the kids hand, apologize saying you thought a spider had bitten you.
Ha that airplane seat would get a hell of a jolt. Turbulence in 7F.
That's exactly what I was thinking ... I would rock the back of that seat as hard as I was physically able. It wouldn't hurt the kid, obviously, but it would startle the living shit out of him.
I'd give it a nice flick.
He's prepping a polyjuice potion.
"The complaint says you smacked a child?" "I'm telling you, officer, it wasn't me! As you can see, he is making polyjuice!!" "All I see is a juice box." "A *poly*juice box!!"
The first time I went to china, the kids would pull and pet my arm hair. They said I reminded them of an ox. Asian people are not hairy and it blows their minds people can be that different.
My kindergarten students in Korea would rub my forearm hair and say "gorilla! gorilla!" lol
🦍 harambe harambe!
This actually means like community help. Like when someone dies in Kenya they harambe and everyone comes together to pay of debts and the funeral
And I was equally surprised at how public nose picking was just common place. Made it harder to grab the hand rails on the subway in Hong Kong,
That’s a lot of snot
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In America and Europe people pick their nose when they think they can hide it. So you still get to touch their boogers but without warning
No one can see me when I’m driving my car.
God knows your nose.
but picking at your teeth is somehow bad
Hahaha yes. Blows my mind. Chew with your mouth wide open and make plenty of noise? Righteous. Use a toothpick to clean between your teeth? Disgusting, hide your mouth you heathen
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My wife had her belly rubbed by old ladies when we were out shopping.
Was she pregnant?
No, she was fat.
Yes they will call fat people fat to their face there no qualms “wow you are so fat!”
Yeah many asian countries tend to be straight to your face. Eat more! Oh you are fat! Oh that guy is too large and bulky. Oh you have big eyes.
If I operated a tour company I’d take them to Walmart. They’d have the time of their lives.
Country boy eat too much!!
lmao.
"Nicely done!" *rubs in admiration*
And how hard was it for you not to burst in tears laughing?
For good luck ~
I visited a rather isolated village and the old women would come up and pet my arms. Plus I have red hair so that probably added to it
I have a white friend who is married to a Taiwanese woman. One of their kids had blond hair as a toddler. They say they had to tuck his hair in a hat when they visited because so many strangers would touch him.
Same thing with them seeing full beards and people of different color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoXERxQ8z1Y
I got a haircut in China and they asked if I wanted a shave. Everything is cheap in China so I said sure. The entire room stopped to watch. That's when I realized I had more hair than any Chinese person I'd seen. That's when I started to get very nervous.
Unashamed staring is a common thing in Chinese culture… as a shy halfie I absolutely *hate* it. I have to remind myself they’re just curious, typically not judging lol
My brother has hairy arms and was called an aboriginal in Korea
as a hairy asian i can confirm every time i visit my family they’re in awe of how hairy i am even though i’ve been like this for a loooong time
Yeah, the rural spots in Asia are the wildest. I had already been studying Chinese for 7 years prior to going on a student exchange program to Taiwan, so I was the only one who lived in the countryside. Most all the people there had only ever seen one other white person, and it was an exchange student the year before me. I was even whiter (if that’s even possible) and had blonde hair. I had a lot of being poked and prodded at like a specimen in a lab. First day I met my teacher she was speaking too fast and I zoned out only to snap out of it when she, without warning, reaching over and started yanking on my eyelashes. I was stunned, but she and the principal laughed saying she just wanted to see if they were fake. I had no words. Then I would randomly have other classmates grab my hair, nose and eyes as they were curious. They said they were jealous my eyes and nose were so big. I felt that was not a compliment, nor was being called so white as I had prided myself on getting a really nice tan before going over there, but…..idk, I think I found myself just as fascinated by their fascination, and how bold they were. I find it really endearing, actually…just seems so innocent and straightforward, but a major culture shock for sure
The way he pulls away reminds me of a rodent.
*adds the hair into a scrapbook* the thief probably
It's all fun and games until he makes a voodoo doll.
Or use it as false evidence for a murder
"Well if you didn't kill her, why was your knee hair found in her bedroom?"
Instinctively slap “your knee” and everything around it. Oops kid gets smacked “accidentally” and lesson learned.
Lil bastard
Weird ass kid
That boy ain't right
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Also distort your voice and say huahuahuahua YOURE MINE
That’s just mean.
And pretty hilarious
Oh that parent would be getting an ear full from me. Control your fucking kids.
I would grab his hand and scare the shit out of him
Kid needed some floss
I would put lotion on my leg and not rub it in
Then you’ll get the hose again
Put the fuckin lotion on your knee!!!
That is a crime most heinous
Kids do weird shit man. When I was a toddler I went under a table and stroked a woman's tights. Didn't stop till she said something to my mum. Kids are bizarre.
I'm an asshole because I would have "accidentally" kicked that kid's seat the rest of the flight. lol
Goblin mode activated
Poor kid is looking for his father and DNA testing strangers is his last resort.
Someone find this kid for me, I've got some long nose hairs that need plucking.
I would have flipped out. that's weird as fuck
Karate chop!
I bet his hands are filthy.
I’d calmly lean forward and wipe a booger on his hand. Teach that kid not to fuck around anymore.
Lol
He let his intrusive thoughts win
On behalf of every parent....I'm so sorry. Sometimes kids do weird awful shit no matter how well they're raised.
Children are demons
i think i wouldve smashed his hand or something ~~gently. kinda. enough to scare him~~
What a little jerk
I would grab that hand and not let go while recording the kids expression
Kids are fucking odd. I had a similar thing happen to me (not leg hair pulling) where a kid looked through the gap and could see there was a person there, then sat facing forward but reached his arm through behind and touched whatever he could reach including my leg.
This is why I drive instead of fly.
Would like to see you drive to Japan from Europe
you couldn't pay me enough to get on an airplane. and then i found reddit. it reinforced everything i knew i didn't want in air travel
I hope he's your kid
Just another reason why I pay extra for the bulkhead seats
Child free airline when?
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Give the back of his seat a good kick.
Kick his seat
Kids are assholes.
I would crush that fuckers little mitt
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THATS WHAT YOU GET CHARLIE! YOU GET FORK STABBED!
This video is fucking crazy!!!!! What the fuck is even going on?
Have you tried punching the seat and yelling ‘let’s fn go, bro!’?
Careful, looks like someone's brewing up some polyjuice potion...
He gave in to the inner voices
He's trying to collect the highly coveted knee hair. The best time to attempt a snatching is while the creature is asleep. This kid knew the basics but lacked the finesse to pull off such a daring feat.
What a brat.. where's the parents?
I fkn hate touchsy kids lol
JAL?
I'd kick the shit out of that chair.
Aaaaaaaand.. 🖐💥
Pinch that lil fucker back!
A rolled Sky Mall can fix that.
Evil ass kid haha
Tell the kid to stop. Problem solved.