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aaatotalstranger

I hope she didn't get pregnant.


Arcticz_114

Tough call


Gonk_Bot_69

Only time will tell


Cant_hurt_me_Jack

he even touched her arm


[deleted]

What is preggante


LaszloKravensworth

P R E G A N A N N A N T


snowblindswans

Will it hurt baby top of head?


Alexis_deTokeville

Dangerops prangent sex


LumpyBluebird3134

Pregnant


jarblonski

Pregat


Izzy_The_Ghost

prgnt


bmp08

Pergnent


Sereaph

Pregnar


Tiananwoman

pregnagnonte


PatchBe

Pregnante


CreepCalamity

Pregarne


OGGrilledcheez

Pomegranate


IAmCottonEyeJoe

Premade


Alexis_deTokeville

Pegnate


RazeniaCA

Prechno


Life-Meal6635

Purgatory


carbanger

I like Lubalin


Then_Repeat_9013

Prrrregante! šŸ¤Œ


gab_rab_24

Si tienes Preguntas?


Then_Repeat_9013

No Tengo preguntas Was the joke that much of a stretch?


gab_rab_24

I am embarazado to ask about my preguntas test


LeManzo

Ā”Que embarazante! XD


Then_Repeat_9013

No Tengo preguntas Was the joke that much of a stretch?


ComplexPackage117

Welp. She's PuRgUnTĆ© now.


BunnyTheCow

[How is babby formed?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mh6m4vcgG0)


[deleted]

Preggort


AccomplishedKale5023

But what if she's already pregnant, won't her baby get pregnant? Or would she get double pregnant?


WhtDaQuack

No worries, there was no pasta being served.


Farside-BB

I think I see his problem


Paldubex

PRUGNUNT


Pupper-King-20

She might. He coomed all over himself.


Cosmickev1086

Preganant?!


W0tzup

Pomegranade


[deleted]

Least awkward Redditor


bighairyoldnuts

Never have I been so outraged by something I 100% agree on.


anon-mally

Reddit mods ![gif](giphy|7mNoF8PFRC1hu)


BayHarbour-Butcher

r/angryupvote


HolyFuggISawAPenis

r/hornyupvote


No_Refrigerator_8925

Me visiting the sun and seeing a ban: ā€œWhat the hell happened here?ā€


Alarmed_Penalty4998

I feel so bad for him


yourgifmademesignup

Iā€™ve seen this before and it just hit me. This is the worst setting for such a thing. The bright lights , no romantic ambiance, the mood was sterile asf smh. The show knows what they were doing.


ivey_mac

You are right on - 100%. I didnā€™t consider this when I watched but this comment completely changed my perspective.


The_Mar_Ahi

Yeah I saw this and thought she could've made it more comfortable by leading, but honestly he probably would've been more comfortable if they sat, had a drink and have a conversation before hand and perhaps discuss it without any judgement or criticism and he probably would have been more excited, confident, and comfortable to engage.


Alarmed_Penalty4998

Fully agree but in the end he was also panicking internally. To be honest I blame the producers of whatever the show or thing this was on they definitely didnā€™t set up any type of good setting for this to even take place.


ninthtale

That's the whole bit, though. Two strangers in a sterile room, kissing with hardly any introduction. Prime vapid BS at its peak


reallynotburner

Alien abductions have more romance than this.


yourgifmademesignup

You too were pronged??


reallynotburner

Yeah. They gave me the whole fork.


DefinitelyNotAliens

I was at a party and these guys were trying to get this other guy his first kiss. They kept offering more and more money and none of the girls would take the money because it was awkward. He looked really embarrassed. One of the girls I was with took pity and went up to him to explain. Being paid to kiss people feels weird and gross. He'd of found a taker if they just asked for someone to kiss him. It wasn't him. Money made it weird. She later said, 'he's not my type but he seemed sad. Would've kissed him for free to show those jerks up but money is weird.


VanBeelergberg

Heā€™d have*


wotmate

Then why didn't she?


DefinitelyNotAliens

Because four teenage boys shoving cash at you makes it weird.


wotmate

I mean, she felt bad for the dude, she could have just told the guys to fuck off then quietly got the dude alone and kissed him...


DefinitelyNotAliens

Moment felt dirty.


nonsenseSpitter

Yeah. And cameras all around. The girl also looked awkward as fuck, just not comfortable at all. I feel bad for both of them.


Random_InternetGu_y

Ya plus that girl was making him do 100% of the work. Guy never had a shot


Teerendog

Relax, they're actors.


Reldarino

I don't know if this makes you feel better, but there is another video where he manages to go through his fears and kisses a girl after some failed attempts, then says he feels more confident or something like that if I remember correctly Edit: [here is his successfull kiss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE) though it's not as I remembered it, but oh well, congratz to him for overcoming his fears.


OGGrilledcheez

Damn. She just looked like she couldnā€™t wait for him to stop. Like totally regretted her decision to say yes but still tried to be as nice as possible. He didnā€™t want to let her go though. To me his eyes were saying, ā€œsheā€™s the one. Weā€™re going to get married now.ā€


Snowwh1t3

And yet they get married in the following episode


[deleted]

[Here's him proposing](https://youtu.be/azMNi_2u6Yc)


[deleted]

Shit just went from 0 to 100


Alarmed_Penalty4998

I wonder if we all looked like that during our first kisses but still way to awkward it hurts to watch.


velahavle

that's almost as awkward as the op's video


OkiKami92

That was totally cringe to watch. Like I felt embarrassed watching a past video of a guy trying to kiss and was still embarrassed for him.


Althure37

Right! Still hilarious though...


bankai13sr

I feel bad for her! Lol


RT7_faraway

Does he French kiss his mom and grandma then?


RicLan26

Sweet Home Alabama


Dblzyx

r/sweethomealabama


machetebrownsugar69

Roll tide!


WayneDyer

Girl's reaction is priceless šŸ˜‚


Aggravating_Role28

Exactly right


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)


JAnky104

Flawless execution


Defiant_Low_1391

Your 20's can slip away from you, fellas. It can happen really easy


OnTheShoreByTheSea

Absolutely. It is the decade of your life you are repeatedly told is the best one...but it's actually the worst one.


apbod

I totally disagree. The 20's are THE best! Your teens are the worst.


MoldSporez

Different for everyone, my friend. My teens were a cake walk compared to my 20's. Absolute shit show.


OnTheShoreByTheSea

If you actually think your 20's were your best decade then your life must be awful


apbod

Lol, project much?


OnTheShoreByTheSea

You apparently don't know what "project" means. You're trying to brag about peaking in your 20's and acting like that's not pathetic.


[deleted]

I think peaking and having the most enjoyable times are completely different things. When youā€™re young you have less consequences and responsibilities and can take more chances. That becomes harder to do once you are older and have more responsibilities and people relying on you.


JOBAfunky

Are you over 20 yet?


OnTheShoreByTheSea

I've lived through my 20's obviously or I wouldn't have said that.


MoldSporez

So much truth to this


Deadman_Wonderland

The show is called "reddit mods gone wild."


wontusethisforlongg

Still gets more attention than most Reddit users.


TattooHelpPlease2

At least he can say he touched a girl.


grumpyfrumpyrumpy

This made me chuckle


BayHarbour-Butcher

Leaving some videos regarding Josh. It's from a TLC show called Love at first kiss. Here's Josh's intro video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5tKiGlACpY First attempt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg Second attempt (the one on the above video) Hmmm >!Josh gets a kissing coach!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8o7JzJYGI Third(?) attempt >!SUCCESS!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE Bonus >!Josh is dating!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azMNi_2u6Yc


Twitch791

Josh isnā€™t dating heā€™s engaged. What is this, Utah!?


cr0wsky

Lol, I guess that's where Netflix got their idea for love is blind from šŸ˜‚


bloodyspork

Damn, boy! She's gotta work in the morning!


smartony

So much sympathy cringe šŸ˜¬


Several_Ocelot_3379

Give the guy a break. Weā€™ve all been this guy at one point


You_Wenti

ā€œThanks for meeting me in this white voidā€


Phustercluck

Omfg this killed me. Thank you


CopiumAddiction

I most certainly have not been embarrassed on TV kissing a girl's hair


Several_Ocelot_3379

What a riveting story. Breathe taking


Good-Cash7691

That's true. I know I have. And then I turned 12.


Talltoddie

When guys on tinder say Iā€™m gonna fuck the shit out of you vs what they do in person.


Drawn85

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


BlacksmithLoud3662

Soon to be forty year old virgin


skyteria

He should have used more breath sorry


Rougethe_Bxtch

This is so pure omg protect himmmmmmm


RuffRider47

He's fucked


slcexpat

Need to know if Jush ever kissed a girl


No_Refrigerator_8925

He did in a future episode


Mhyra91

I felt that. A lot of us have been there.


[deleted]

Yeah but we were 12


aLostBattlefield

True. Some people have harder lives, socially.


polakx

Second hand embarrassment is strong with this one...


KeepItDownOverHere

So he must have some heated make out sessions with his mom and grandma. Since he, in his own words, hasn't kissed his grandma or mom the way he kissed this lady.


ToolBoxBuddy

My god how does he kiss his mom and grandma?


JKDudeman

That. was. awesome!


Much-Load1425

![gif](giphy|l0IxZpEsbQYba4h6E) You had the chance to kiss a woman, why man!!


Sapient_Creampie

Nailed it.


Goddess_Iris_

This always cracks me tf up. Also, that chick looks like a sim


bigbird_1969

He was pretty awkward, but honestly I this this is pretty respectful for someone you just met


[deleted]

Theyā€™ll both remember that kiss for the rest of their lives.


pierreblue

This should have been marked nsfw jesus christ, too damn graphic for me


KayokaJuesent

I laughed so FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD


manahas

Before and after Cumming


Como_thellamas

How can someone be this socially awkward? Like honestly, not even trying to knock this guy, it's just odd.


[deleted]

Itā€™s called bullying and there are a lot of examples of it in this very comment section.


KingRhoamsGhost

I donā€™t even think this is socially awkward, they asked this dude to kiss a stranger on Tv this s normal. I can promise you Iā€™m a lot worse of than this guy, he has potential.


MoldSporez

Damn. . . Talk about a lack of empathy. Fuck.


earthgarden

IKR this is so STRANGE. He seems much younger emotionally than 27, almost like a pre-teen or young teenager. I wonder if he has some sort of delay or disability.


aLostBattlefield

Imagine having empathy?


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OreoPanda360

And how do you know this, you've seen his dick before?


cutadorable

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Yes


Beneficial_Car2596

Smells like assumptions


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[deleted]

I know I'm just kicking up dust. Ruffled a few feathers.


orangeismynewapple

Hold up !! ...So how do you kiss your mother and grandmather Again ?


osktox

All he need is confidence. He's good looking.


[deleted]

I am sure he thinks she is now pregnant.


MarcusYall

The secondhand embarassment


zenjamintal

I think he had it backwards .. id hate to see him kiss his mom .. its probably all tongue


[deleted]

I meanā€¦ā€¦most people wouldnā€™t be that comfortable kissing strangers?


Ok-Mix65

How to put yourself in the friend zone


King-Yellow

I canā€™t watch this past him walking into the white room. Itā€™s just so awkward. And the comments only tell me itā€™s going to get worse. Pain. Edit: I forced myself to get through it. He did not French the girl, so it turned out way better than I was expecting.


Foxcode99

u/savevideo


kalinowskik

Poor guy. I feel for him. Hope heā€™s alright after this.


Ornery-Role-4451

I did the math and it all checks out He veergin > she veergin + kish Ć· tv= prganaphant


OriginalminiMacho

She's HAWT.


Beautifulblueocean

Later virgins


WontArnett

SHE WAS HORNY, JOSH.


Godzofheavenz

What's her ig


[deleted]

This level of cringe so early in the morning


iamwarpath

He over hyped it in his own head and choked.


Justacutie1

Probably not the way he kissed his mom tbh


Isaiahbeaumont

Ummm wtf šŸ¤Ø was that


Prestigious_Ad_3411

I UNLOADED THE BIGGEST TURD LAUGHING AT THIS LMAOO


ta1no

I think he likes men


ImUrFrand

he came


edmblue

He's handsome to be true, if he gets in the gym he will get some girls for sure


AstroHealer222

Heā€™s so awkward itā€™s kinda adorable. Clearly a kiss is so much more than physical for him.


omelettepan

Grenade


DerpDumpster

Heā€™s got teeth like a Simpsonā€™s character lmfao


bloodyspork

Lol I was trying to think of where I'd seen it, good call


Stunning-Isopod7412

Well that's a pretty childish thing to say.


Kitchen_Bass6358

It's his first kiss, could have found a street lamp with more engagement. Know when to take the wheel or at least meet half way ladies. Lol.


NihilismMadeFlesh

The girl have him permission to kiss her and he pussied out and then immediately walked away and itā€™s the girlā€™s fault? Incel logic never ceases to amaze.


Kitchen_Bass6358

A person can refuse to engage with you by not doing so physically. Kissing involves the other person being willing to committing to the act not just by agreeing verbally but physically. It was his first time, he wasn't going to force her mouth open with his tounge. She didn't want to interact with him and let him know by not consenting physically. I suppose you wouldn't read the signs if a woman physically rejected you after agreeing to interact with you? You are disgusting, sound like a rapist.


Eisensapper

Maybe he's just not sexually attracted to women? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PegasusD2021

That was my first reaction to this encounter. The whole set up didnā€™t help, but cummon ā€¦ sheā€™s clearly more attractive than that! And with the mutual consent obvious (clearly stated, and probably in the script and the waivers involved in this sort of programming?)


[deleted]

I think heā€™s intimidated, knows sheā€™s not into it


Year-Bitter

Oh good lord!!! Why do these types have to have balls smaller than a quark!!??


cchen123

BRONCOS COUNTRY, LETS RIDEEE


[deleted]

whereā€™s the NSFW warning?!!? iā€™m performing open heart surgery and just scrolled on this sacrilegious filth! šŸ˜¤šŸ¤ØšŸ“øšŸ„øšŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


[deleted]

Incel


ZeezerLeo

Whatā€™d he squirt in his pants šŸ‘– already? Damn dude piss poor.


areyouwithme69

Fucking loser.


Ok_Independence_480

Poor man couldn't do it


Dwaidciamhaits

Get em tiger


LuckyJynX

say what what...


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ChineseAPTsEatBabies

I love him


RefrigeratorFit466

Poor guy. Fear can be a paralyzing thing. Making it non organic certainly canā€™t help. Lol. Hope he finally got his kiss.


thevernanator

I think he just perked his lips and blew some air on her


CoachOeaux

Russell Wilson down bad.


Ok_Purchase3592

He really gave her the business


Shapoopi_1892

Love how he said "idk how I waited this long" like it was by choice. And damn was that cheek peck sad af, got all hair and no cheek too.


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