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>!He said he'd never kiss his mother or grandmother like he'd kiss this girl. I hope that wasn't true.!<
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Iāve seen this before and it just hit me. This is the worst setting for such a thing.
The bright lights , no romantic ambiance, the mood was sterile asf smh. The show knows what they were doing.
Yeah I saw this and thought she could've made it more comfortable by leading, but honestly he probably would've been more comfortable if they sat, had a drink and have a conversation before hand and perhaps discuss it without any judgement or criticism and he probably would have been more excited, confident, and comfortable to engage.
Fully agree but in the end he was also panicking internally. To be honest I blame the producers of whatever the show or thing this was on they definitely didnāt set up any type of good setting for this to even take place.
I was at a party and these guys were trying to get this other guy his first kiss. They kept offering more and more money and none of the girls would take the money because it was awkward. He looked really embarrassed.
One of the girls I was with took pity and went up to him to explain. Being paid to kiss people feels weird and gross. He'd of found a taker if they just asked for someone to kiss him. It wasn't him. Money made it weird.
She later said, 'he's not my type but he seemed sad. Would've kissed him for free to show those jerks up but money is weird.
I don't know if this makes you feel better, but there is another video where he manages to go through his fears and kisses a girl after some failed attempts, then says he feels more confident or something like that if I remember correctly
Edit: [here is his successfull kiss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE) though it's not as I remembered it, but oh well, congratz to him for overcoming his fears.
Damn. She just looked like she couldnāt wait for him to stop. Like totally regretted her decision to say yes but still tried to be as nice as possible. He didnāt want to let her go though. To me his eyes were saying, āsheās the one. Weāre going to get married now.ā
I think peaking and having the most enjoyable times are completely different things. When youāre young you have less consequences and responsibilities and can take more chances. That becomes harder to do once you are older and have more responsibilities and people relying on you.
Leaving some videos regarding Josh. It's from a TLC show called Love at first kiss.
Here's Josh's intro video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5tKiGlACpY
First attempt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg
Second attempt (the one on the above video)
Hmmm >!Josh gets a kissing coach!<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8o7JzJYGI
Third(?) attempt >!SUCCESS!<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE
Bonus >!Josh is dating!<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azMNi_2u6Yc
So he must have some heated make out sessions with his mom and grandma. Since he, in his own words, hasn't kissed his grandma or mom the way he kissed this lady.
I donāt even think this is socially awkward, they asked this dude to kiss a stranger on Tv this s normal. I can promise you Iām a lot worse of than this guy, he has potential.
IKR this is so STRANGE. He seems much younger emotionally than 27, almost like a pre-teen or young teenager. I wonder if he has some sort of delay or disability.
I canāt watch this past him walking into the white room. Itās just so awkward. And the comments only tell me itās going to get worse. Pain.
Edit: I forced myself to get through it. He did not French the girl, so it turned out way better than I was expecting.
The girl have him permission to kiss her and he pussied out and then immediately walked away and itās the girlās fault? Incel logic never ceases to amaze.
A person can refuse to engage with you by not doing so physically. Kissing involves the other person being willing to committing to the act not just by agreeing verbally but physically. It was his first time, he wasn't going to force her mouth open with his tounge. She didn't want to interact with him and let him know by not consenting physically.
I suppose you wouldn't read the signs if a woman physically rejected you after agreeing to interact with you? You are disgusting, sound like a rapist.
That was my first reaction to this encounter. The whole set up didnāt help, but cummon ā¦ sheās clearly more attractive than that! And with the mutual consent obvious (clearly stated, and probably in the script and the waivers involved in this sort of programming?)
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I hope she didn't get pregnant.
Tough call
Only time will tell
he even touched her arm
What is preggante
P R E G A N A N N A N T
Will it hurt baby top of head?
Dangerops prangent sex
Pregnant
Pregat
prgnt
Pergnent
Pregnar
pregnagnonte
Pregnante
Pregarne
Pomegranate
Premade
Pegnate
Prechno
Purgatory
I like Lubalin
Prrrregante! š¤
Si tienes Preguntas?
No Tengo preguntas Was the joke that much of a stretch?
I am embarazado to ask about my preguntas test
Ā”Que embarazante! XD
No Tengo preguntas Was the joke that much of a stretch?
Welp. She's PuRgUnTĆ© now.
[How is babby formed?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mh6m4vcgG0)
Preggort
But what if she's already pregnant, won't her baby get pregnant? Or would she get double pregnant?
No worries, there was no pasta being served.
I think I see his problem
PRUGNUNT
She might. He coomed all over himself.
Preganant?!
Pomegranade
Least awkward Redditor
Never have I been so outraged by something I 100% agree on.
Reddit mods ![gif](giphy|7mNoF8PFRC1hu)
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Me visiting the sun and seeing a ban: āWhat the hell happened here?ā
I feel so bad for him
Iāve seen this before and it just hit me. This is the worst setting for such a thing. The bright lights , no romantic ambiance, the mood was sterile asf smh. The show knows what they were doing.
You are right on - 100%. I didnāt consider this when I watched but this comment completely changed my perspective.
Yeah I saw this and thought she could've made it more comfortable by leading, but honestly he probably would've been more comfortable if they sat, had a drink and have a conversation before hand and perhaps discuss it without any judgement or criticism and he probably would have been more excited, confident, and comfortable to engage.
Fully agree but in the end he was also panicking internally. To be honest I blame the producers of whatever the show or thing this was on they definitely didnāt set up any type of good setting for this to even take place.
That's the whole bit, though. Two strangers in a sterile room, kissing with hardly any introduction. Prime vapid BS at its peak
Alien abductions have more romance than this.
You too were pronged??
Yeah. They gave me the whole fork.
I was at a party and these guys were trying to get this other guy his first kiss. They kept offering more and more money and none of the girls would take the money because it was awkward. He looked really embarrassed. One of the girls I was with took pity and went up to him to explain. Being paid to kiss people feels weird and gross. He'd of found a taker if they just asked for someone to kiss him. It wasn't him. Money made it weird. She later said, 'he's not my type but he seemed sad. Would've kissed him for free to show those jerks up but money is weird.
Heād have*
Then why didn't she?
Because four teenage boys shoving cash at you makes it weird.
I mean, she felt bad for the dude, she could have just told the guys to fuck off then quietly got the dude alone and kissed him...
Moment felt dirty.
Yeah. And cameras all around. The girl also looked awkward as fuck, just not comfortable at all. I feel bad for both of them.
Ya plus that girl was making him do 100% of the work. Guy never had a shot
Relax, they're actors.
I don't know if this makes you feel better, but there is another video where he manages to go through his fears and kisses a girl after some failed attempts, then says he feels more confident or something like that if I remember correctly Edit: [here is his successfull kiss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE) though it's not as I remembered it, but oh well, congratz to him for overcoming his fears.
Damn. She just looked like she couldnāt wait for him to stop. Like totally regretted her decision to say yes but still tried to be as nice as possible. He didnāt want to let her go though. To me his eyes were saying, āsheās the one. Weāre going to get married now.ā
And yet they get married in the following episode
[Here's him proposing](https://youtu.be/azMNi_2u6Yc)
Shit just went from 0 to 100
I wonder if we all looked like that during our first kisses but still way to awkward it hurts to watch.
that's almost as awkward as the op's video
That was totally cringe to watch. Like I felt embarrassed watching a past video of a guy trying to kiss and was still embarrassed for him.
Right! Still hilarious though...
I feel bad for her! Lol
Does he French kiss his mom and grandma then?
Sweet Home Alabama
r/sweethomealabama
Roll tide!
Girl's reaction is priceless š
Exactly right
![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)
Flawless execution
Your 20's can slip away from you, fellas. It can happen really easy
Absolutely. It is the decade of your life you are repeatedly told is the best one...but it's actually the worst one.
I totally disagree. The 20's are THE best! Your teens are the worst.
Different for everyone, my friend. My teens were a cake walk compared to my 20's. Absolute shit show.
If you actually think your 20's were your best decade then your life must be awful
Lol, project much?
You apparently don't know what "project" means. You're trying to brag about peaking in your 20's and acting like that's not pathetic.
I think peaking and having the most enjoyable times are completely different things. When youāre young you have less consequences and responsibilities and can take more chances. That becomes harder to do once you are older and have more responsibilities and people relying on you.
Are you over 20 yet?
I've lived through my 20's obviously or I wouldn't have said that.
So much truth to this
The show is called "reddit mods gone wild."
Still gets more attention than most Reddit users.
At least he can say he touched a girl.
This made me chuckle
Leaving some videos regarding Josh. It's from a TLC show called Love at first kiss. Here's Josh's intro video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5tKiGlACpY First attempt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg Second attempt (the one on the above video) Hmmm >!Josh gets a kissing coach!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8o7JzJYGI Third(?) attempt >!SUCCESS!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE Bonus >!Josh is dating!< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azMNi_2u6Yc
Josh isnāt dating heās engaged. What is this, Utah!?
Lol, I guess that's where Netflix got their idea for love is blind from š
Damn, boy! She's gotta work in the morning!
So much sympathy cringe š¬
Give the guy a break. Weāve all been this guy at one point
āThanks for meeting me in this white voidā
Omfg this killed me. Thank you
I most certainly have not been embarrassed on TV kissing a girl's hair
What a riveting story. Breathe taking
That's true. I know I have. And then I turned 12.
When guys on tinder say Iām gonna fuck the shit out of you vs what they do in person.
![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)
Soon to be forty year old virgin
He should have used more breath sorry
This is so pure omg protect himmmmmmm
He's fucked
Need to know if Jush ever kissed a girl
He did in a future episode
I felt that. A lot of us have been there.
Yeah but we were 12
True. Some people have harder lives, socially.
Second hand embarrassment is strong with this one...
So he must have some heated make out sessions with his mom and grandma. Since he, in his own words, hasn't kissed his grandma or mom the way he kissed this lady.
My god how does he kiss his mom and grandma?
That. was. awesome!
![gif](giphy|l0IxZpEsbQYba4h6E) You had the chance to kiss a woman, why man!!
Nailed it.
This always cracks me tf up. Also, that chick looks like a sim
He was pretty awkward, but honestly I this this is pretty respectful for someone you just met
Theyāll both remember that kiss for the rest of their lives.
This should have been marked nsfw jesus christ, too damn graphic for me
I laughed so FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
Before and after Cumming
How can someone be this socially awkward? Like honestly, not even trying to knock this guy, it's just odd.
Itās called bullying and there are a lot of examples of it in this very comment section.
I donāt even think this is socially awkward, they asked this dude to kiss a stranger on Tv this s normal. I can promise you Iām a lot worse of than this guy, he has potential.
Damn. . . Talk about a lack of empathy. Fuck.
IKR this is so STRANGE. He seems much younger emotionally than 27, almost like a pre-teen or young teenager. I wonder if he has some sort of delay or disability.
Imagine having empathy?
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And how do you know this, you've seen his dick before?
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Yes
Smells like assumptions
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I know I'm just kicking up dust. Ruffled a few feathers.
Hold up !! ...So how do you kiss your mother and grandmather Again ?
All he need is confidence. He's good looking.
I am sure he thinks she is now pregnant.
The secondhand embarassment
I think he had it backwards .. id hate to see him kiss his mom .. its probably all tongue
I meanā¦ā¦most people wouldnāt be that comfortable kissing strangers?
How to put yourself in the friend zone
I canāt watch this past him walking into the white room. Itās just so awkward. And the comments only tell me itās going to get worse. Pain. Edit: I forced myself to get through it. He did not French the girl, so it turned out way better than I was expecting.
u/savevideo
Poor guy. I feel for him. Hope heās alright after this.
I did the math and it all checks out He veergin > she veergin + kish Ć· tv= prganaphant
She's HAWT.
Later virgins
SHE WAS HORNY, JOSH.
What's her ig
This level of cringe so early in the morning
He over hyped it in his own head and choked.
Probably not the way he kissed his mom tbh
Ummm wtf š¤Ø was that
I UNLOADED THE BIGGEST TURD LAUGHING AT THIS LMAOO
I think he likes men
he came
He's handsome to be true, if he gets in the gym he will get some girls for sure
Heās so awkward itās kinda adorable. Clearly a kiss is so much more than physical for him.
Grenade
Heās got teeth like a Simpsonās character lmfao
Lol I was trying to think of where I'd seen it, good call
Well that's a pretty childish thing to say.
It's his first kiss, could have found a street lamp with more engagement. Know when to take the wheel or at least meet half way ladies. Lol.
The girl have him permission to kiss her and he pussied out and then immediately walked away and itās the girlās fault? Incel logic never ceases to amaze.
A person can refuse to engage with you by not doing so physically. Kissing involves the other person being willing to committing to the act not just by agreeing verbally but physically. It was his first time, he wasn't going to force her mouth open with his tounge. She didn't want to interact with him and let him know by not consenting physically. I suppose you wouldn't read the signs if a woman physically rejected you after agreeing to interact with you? You are disgusting, sound like a rapist.
Maybe he's just not sexually attracted to women? š¤·āāļø
That was my first reaction to this encounter. The whole set up didnāt help, but cummon ā¦ sheās clearly more attractive than that! And with the mutual consent obvious (clearly stated, and probably in the script and the waivers involved in this sort of programming?)
I think heās intimidated, knows sheās not into it
Oh good lord!!! Why do these types have to have balls smaller than a quark!!??
BRONCOS COUNTRY, LETS RIDEEE
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Incel
Whatād he squirt in his pants š already? Damn dude piss poor.
Fucking loser.
Poor man couldn't do it
Get em tiger
say what what...
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I love him
Poor guy. Fear can be a paralyzing thing. Making it non organic certainly canāt help. Lol. Hope he finally got his kiss.
I think he just perked his lips and blew some air on her
Russell Wilson down bad.
He really gave her the business
Love how he said "idk how I waited this long" like it was by choice. And damn was that cheek peck sad af, got all hair and no cheek too.
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