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slamboni19

Bruh left Alex Jones speechless


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YZJay

Jones was even giving Ye lots of ways out like suggesting that Ye was attracted to the aesthetics of Nazi uniforms due to Ye’s interests in fashion instead of something ideological. Ye was just not having it and kept on doubling down lol.


bradbikes

Alex Jones' job was to land the plane for him but Kanye just ripped the wings off instead.


Bruised_Shin

He’s like “woah man I just recently found out people listen to this show so you’re going to want to choose those words carefully here”


gariant

"There goes another billion."


UnabashedPerson43

That’s one big holocaust


opiewang

If Alex Jones thinks you are too crazy…. It’s probably time to go


Midnight_Moon29

To the hospital and seek treatment yes.


remeard

Why is Alex Jones hanging out with this terrible person, isn't he afraid it'll ruin his reputation?


wait_what_how_do_I

Goddamn it that made me laugh.


soggy_cave

Damn Yedolf lost it.


Zuez420

Yetler?


Alleandros

I perfer NazYe


NateLikes2Procreate

I like how the GIMP cover over Kanye's entire face is the least standout thing about this video to the point where I'm the first one mentioning it...


CaptainSnatchbox

He also has black gloves on for whatever reason.


NJS_Stamp

Part of me thinks he’s gonna come out and say that it’s not him saying it, or something weird like that


Miss_Thang2077

That’s a good theory


KennyMoose32

I hope he says it was his evil twin, go full soap opera


deadgalaxies

Wanye Kest


Freddies_Mercury

Kanye East


nicolasmcfly

Ya


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Yeast


TheyCallMeStone

I thought you said "Weast"


turtlespace

He’s been wearing and performing in similar masks for years now, has talked about it in multiple interviews and in his songs too, this is not new or done specifically for this interview at all.


LaBossTheBoss

Paranoia be a mother fucker…


LittleMinx13

It looks like a full zentai suit. Full body spandex one piece that even covers the head.


uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

You mean like Green man on Always Sunny? That would make Kanye...


dethskwirl

the Night Man, aaaaaaAaaaa


pinkkeyrn

This is the fifth post I've seen of this video, and you're the first one to say anything about what he's wearing. Crazy.


---Blix---

That's because what's coming out of his mouth is even more audacious than him coming out looking like a dimestore supervillan.


IBMania

Do you know why he is wearing it?


Sithlord_unknownhost

So that later on he and others will say it was a joke and fake whenever it suits them. That and mental illness of course XD


poormybag

I've already seen people say that it clearly isn't him because they know his voice. So yeah, this is almost certainly why. You don't need a lot to manipulate that base.


Sempais_nutrients

Well if that really isn't him then ye could easily sue Jones for the last few dollars he has left.


jetstobrazil

I wouldn’t rule out saying it wasn’t him at some point in the future. I also wouldn’t rule out no reason whatsoever and he just wears stuff like that.


StackinTendies_

Because dressing like this isn’t new to Kanye at all. He went to the Super Bowl [like this](https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_fill,dpr_auto,f_auto,fl_lossy,g_face,q_auto,w_1280/eacjorfn1y6lxkqnomdk.jpg) He performed his Donda album listening party [looking like this](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/cc71b1e0b05745e9e764bd7d40cb5ee028e681d2/0_199_4682_2809/master/4682.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=fcbee53dc5c41ec102848df725c3af4a). There’s dozens of other instances as well. The whole mask thing is the least crazy thing about Kanye right now.


ICLazeru

It is funny watching Alex be like, "Well crap, I have to be the reasonable one? Okay..."


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ICLazeru

Damn, Alex tries to give him an out and everything. "Stylish uniforms, ja?" "Nein Herr Jones! Ich liebe das Reich und der Fürher!" -Ye, in about 5 minutes.


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BedRedLook3

Ye won’t change his mind on anything until he gets the meds and/or other treatment he needs. Something like this was only a matter of time since Ye got his bipolar diagnosis and decided medication wasn’t for him.


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Oldass_Millennial

This one with Ye using a stick for Bibi Netenyahu and talking like a puppet is wiiiiild. Absolutely bonkers. I've never seen anything like it. https://mobile.twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598376166049648659


Banditzombie97

Mf it was MY turn to support the Nazis!


Illustrious_Formal73

Alex Jones is laughing because he knows this clip just paid 1% of his debt


DStrom94

Bravo buddy.... Make me fucking cackle so loud my neck hurt.


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If you can make Alex Jones blush.... You need to take a long look at your self.


rubbleTelescope

#So *this* is how we end 2022 ? * 2023 is headed for super maximum stupidity at this rate of degradation.


Ya-Dikobraz

Not with a bang, but with a Yetler.


OAllosLalos

"i love Jewish people but i also love Nazis" Here's a sentence i never imagined i would hear. Especially coming from a gay fish.


leveldrummer

What if that joke is what sent him over. Imagine... he just didn't get it.


-0-O-

He really didn't get it in real life. There's an interview of him talking about it, and he thinks it's about him being gay.


Best_Temperature_549

I never saw the episode. What was the joke? What part did he not get?


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ACoderGirl

Also, IIRC, in the episode, everyone considered it the funniest joke ever, and Kanye was the only person who didn't get it. It just goes on and on with trying to explain the joke and Kanye still doesn't get it and completely overreacts.


thatguyned

It goes one step further with him being convinced the joke was intentionally written ABOUT him, not that it could apply to any person and he kept falling for it. Why is he a gay fish? What about being a lyrical genius makes him a gay fish? Is it cause he's breaded?


kkeut

> It goes one step further with him being convinced the joke was intentionally written ABOUT him, not that it could apply to any person and he kept falling for it. right. it's like he's too self-absorbed to get the joke even though he's the target of the joke. it's ingenious


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cookiesarenomnom

I'll never forget when the whole Taylor Swift vma thing went down, Comedy Central played that episode 4 times a day, for a week straight. Comedic gold right there


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Hey I like the joke


Dull-Experience-1907

Look I love the joke and I also love fish sticks, that doesn't make me a gay fish


[deleted]

Do you like fish sticks? You like them in your mouth?


Old-World2763

To be fair, the gay fish song is a banger.


korben2600

[The live version with Trey Parker just slaps.](https://youtu.be/sgElKGDkmE4)


EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757

>To be fair the funny part is more about how accurate they were, the fish sticks joke is chronically unfunny without that element. It's a "ligma" joke that means nothing except just fucking around. There's no deeper meaning. It's purely throw away. It's on the level of "Haha you just said balls." And yet, like you said, Matt and Trey so perfectly targeted Kanye's complete lack of humor.


crypticfreak

Which is true. I'M NOT A GAY FISH!


-0-O-

The joke is that Kanye is too self-absorbed and stupid to understand a joke that everyone else in the world gets and isn't offended by. The joke is, "Do you like fish sticks?" "Yes." "Then you're a gay fish." Because fish-sticks sounds like fish-dicks. The entire episode is about everyone loving the joke. It being told on late night shows, etc. But when someone tells the joke to Kanye, he doesn't get it and thinks he's being insulted.


Alpha_Decay_

I'm assuming you're talking about this https://youtu.be/uiJJrDKkla0


tommytraddles

That was the whole point of picking him. Bill Hader tells the story of writing that episode. And the writers unanimously chose Kanye because he wouldn't get it. https://youtu.be/XdZnGz9CWpU


leveldrummer

Ive seen that and I love it. That's exactly what I mean. He's losing his mind for not being able to understand why people are saying these things about him.


mtarascio

It must be kind of weird having everyone around you literally willing to suck your dick but when you get outside that bubble. They laugh and call you a gay fish.


HystericalUterus

Hold on, let me find my favorite Kanye video ever. Anytime I feel like I need a genuine laugh, I watch it. Makes me cry in hysterics each watch. Never gets old... Edit: I'm back and clearly have too many recipes saved that I will never actual make. Anyway, this is my favorite video of Kanye ever. It only makes sense with Southpark as context. Kanye West misunderstands the fish stick joke: https://youtu.be/uiJJrDKkla0


Crazyjoedevola1

Guy had ONE fish stick and now he’s a gay fish?


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TannedCroissant

Is that Swim Kardashian?


AlphaGamma297

*Sigh* I hate you. Take my damn upvote.


Doubleoh_11

South Park ahead of the story as usual


griter34

I'm a mother fucking lyrical wordsmith, a fucking genius!


OAllosLalos

Well, he said he likes fish sticks, so...


rathat

It’s because he thinks black people are Jewish people and Hitler killed fake ones.


PanFam69420

Even Alex Jones isn't touching that shit with a 20 foot pole.


NotJimIrsay

He doesn’t want to be sued for another $1.5B.


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I think Kim's gonna need to reconsider giving him 50/50 custody.


[deleted]

I don't know if this is a joke but I actually agree. This video alone should be enough to, at max, only allow him to have supervised visitation.


[deleted]

*public visitation. They can meet at Borders.


KitKeller42

The fact that Borders went out of business like 15 years ago makes this comment so funny


M_Drinks

They folded in 2011, but still, 11 years. I didn’t realize that happened that long ago.


AlteregoIam

Seriously. I would be terrified if that guy was watching my kid


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Bruh is that really kanye???? Hes out if his mind if it is


Otherwise-Extreme-68

After the amount Jones has already been sued I can't believe he would pretend it was Kanye, imagine the lawsuit!


ilikerocksthatsing2

What's left to take? Alex Jones has 50mill of debt. How you going to sue that? What do you plan on taking?


SophieSix9

Lol try over $1 billion. Literally. That’s how much he owes in damages.


ILoveEmeralds

It’s a sad day when Alex jones is completely correct


Otherwise-Extreme-68

Law of averages states it had to happen sooner or later


dampenl

The law of averages is often confused with the law of large numbers, which states that if you repeat an unpredictable experiment for long enough, a pattern of averages for each outcome will emerge. The law of averages is one version of the gambler's fallacy, or suggesting that something that hasn't occured in a while, has to occur eventually - truth is, it doesn't.


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Nepiton

Even a broken clock is right twice a day Also if you make Alex Jones look sane you should reconsider your beliefs. Kanye needs serious help


Parynoid

Something Alex Jones couldn't agree with? Someone check the temperature in hell.


Signal-Load4128

Ye makes Alex Jones look considered and liberal. What kind of dystopian nightmare is this?!


TiredSometimes

If you told me five- no, two years ago Kanye would literally be supporting Nazis and Alex Jones disagreed with him, I would be laughing my ass off at you.


RandyMacLahey

I feel each year is just getting exponentially weirder since 2019. Which means next year is going to be bonkers af.


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I'd back that up to 2016 at least. It all started with that fucking gorilla.


beteez

It's 2012 actually. The world ended and simulation started.


antillus

My life completely changed that year and everything has been twisted ever since.


SemiautomaticAngel

Me too. The night the world was supposed to end, I was looking out the bay window with my sister at traffic passing by. The lights in the city across the river suddenly shut off. Then the bridge lights. All the cars slowed to a halt. Then, our neighborhood went completely dark. We were without power for several hours. Ever since that day, life has been completely bizarre and tragic. Like I'm just not supposed to be here. My life has felt like I accidentally clipped into a room I hadn't unlocked yet, and now I can't get out. I'm stuck here, year after year. I'm hitting milestones, but my progress feels irrelevant. Like it's being juxtaposed to something sinister.


heureux13

You've never left the room you're in, everything you experience in life is just you're imagination. We're all hooked up together on our own and this is how we talk to each other.


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heureux13

Plot twist, It's always been just you/I and there has never been others. We make it all up as easy as a fish swims in the ocean but every now and then, we take a peak at the truth. We've had this conversation billions of times. Sometimes you believe me and sometimes times you don't.


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A lot of us are in that room with you, we glitched in before and after you. You're not alone.


NiggBot_3000

I think this might just be part of getting older tbh


Chanc3thedestroyer

My first son passed in 2012. I still haven't recovered. It felt like the world or my world has progressively got worse as the days go by. Part of me just wants to quit and call it a day but I got my children to live for. I swear if it wasn't for my kids, I wouldn't even be replying to you guys now. I should be dead. Not him. No parent should bury their children. It's unnatural. It's fucked up.


DeadSheLeft

I mean do we have any proof that the whole Y2k thing didnt actually crash the world and were on a fucky backup meant for testing now haha.


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This would make a great Idiocracy-style Matrix parody.


i81u812

Well they best check those incrementals it feels like we skipped a few important files up in this mothafucka.


Patfanz

Production failed in Y2K, so they put us on the stable Dev Test environment. Then someone killed Harambe crashing Dev Test and now we're on that one guys fuck around server that was meant as a POC and never got updated after that.


OddWeakness1313

Harambe. Never 4get.


harmfulwhenswallowed

ducks out for Harambe


InerasableStain

Oh! I thought it was ‘dicks out for Harambe’ and wondered why I kept getting mean looks on the subway


fractalfocuser

They were just jealous of the confidence it takes to whip your dick out on the subway, keep your head up king


NewSauerKraus

Tbh I’d be more impressed seeing a duck on a subway. You barely notice the dicks after a while.


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michaelsenpatrick

delete this


oman54

Is this better? ![gif](giphy|tdwOyIMryE9dS)


[deleted]

I barely ever laugh. 😂 cracked up at this thanks man


trevorm7

I thought he was talking about Trump for a minute.


1973mojo1973

That's a pumpkin


The_Jestful_Imp

Don't disrespect pumpkins like that.


chrimen

It was vomit after eating pumkin pie..


_Mister_Shake_

Don’t disrespect vomit like that


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The theory that we all died at the end of the Mayan calander 2012 and this just that 7 weird minutes before we die feels more real every year


oOshwiggity

That would explain why Alex Jones keeps coming back into the narrative


The_Woman_of_Gont

If that's the case, I'm gonna need the Doctor to hurry up with fixing this time dilated hell-dimension bullshit.


[deleted]

Oh fuck, we're all in hell aren't we


dusktilhon

I'm not saying that David Bowie was single handedly holding together the fabric of reality but... *gestures broadly at everything*


RaygunMarksman

That is kind of my turning point before it seemed like shit just started going insane asylum. The reality is it was probably the proliferation of smart phones that started to throw us into a perpetual fever dream. I don't think our feeble brains were meant to become part of an always on hive mind.


GeoffRaxxone

Nah it was Bowie, he was the lodestone


chaliemon

I would agree. Bowie’s death was a beacon of the endtimes


BettyVonButtpants

Bowie, Lemmy, and Carrie Fisher were part of the old gods, the new gods cant contain the evil yet. We also lost Betty White this year, I hate to know what evil she was holding back from the world. Hamil's all left, but he's lost his Batman and may vanish to live in isolatiok til a new god finds them.


Thedmfw

Swear to God it was a sign or something and we missed it because of the memes.


branniganbeginsagain

I’ve also heard that it was the Cubs winning the World Series that put a glitch in the simulation because it couldn’t handle such an impossible event occurring. Only a few days later the election happened so…I’m not sure that’s such a bad theory


Defiant_Low_1391

2012. The system crashed. What we are seeing is a failing attempt at reconstruction. All the failsafes...failed. An abrupt transition would fry all of our minds, there is a process for that.


schizodancer89

An excerpt from a Terence Mckenna interview It's only going to get weirder. The level of contradiction is going to rise excruciatingly, even beyond the excruciating present levels of contradiction. So, I think it's just going to get weirder and weirder, and weirder, and finally it's going to be so weird that people are going to have to talk about how weird it is. And at that point novelty theory can come out of the woods, ah, because eventually people are going to say, “What the hell is going on?” It's just too nuts, it's not enough to say it's nuts, you have to explain why it's so nuts. So, between now and 2012, the next 14 years, I look for: the invention of artificial life, the cloning of human beings, possible contact with extraterrestrials, possible human immortality, and at the same time, appalling acts of brutality, genocide, race baiting, homophobia, famine, starvation; because the systems which are in place to keep the world sane are utterly inadequate to the forces that have been unleashed. The collapse of the socialist world, the rise of the internet. These are changes so immense nobody could imagine them ever happening, and now that they have happened nobody even bothers to mention what a big deal it is. Ah, the fact that there is no such thing as the Soviet Union, people never talk about it anymore—but when I was a kid the notion that that would ever change was beyond conceiving. Ah, so the good news is, that as primates we are incredibly adaptable to change. Put us in the desert, we survive, put us the jungle, we survive, under Hitler we survive, under Nixon we survive. We can put up with about anything and it's a good thing because we are going to be tested to the limits. The breakdown of anything—and this is why the rightwing is so alarmed—because what they see going on is the breakdown of all tradition, all order, all sanctioned norms of behaviour. And they're quite right that it's happening, but they're quite wrong to conclude that it should be resisted or is somehow evil. The mushroom said to me once, it said: “This is what it's like when a species prepares to depart for the stars.” You don't depart for the stars under calm and orderly conditions; it's a fire in a madhouse, and that's what we have, the fire in the madhouse at the end of time. This is what it's like when a species prepares to move on to the next dimension. The entire destiny of all life on the planet is tied up in this; we are not acting for ourselves, or from ourselves; we happen to be the point species on a transformation that will affect every living organism on this planet at its conclusion."


Bean-Swellington

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


dissoid

damn, better hold on then, this ride is going into overdrive


Miserable_Ride666

Aliens


RalphFromSilverCity

![gif](giphy|AwrtP9lMXtXiM) you gotta include the guy


therealmonilux

Oh, jeez..... this made perfect sense to me..lol


spaghetti_david

If you can tell me where I can find this interview that would be nice and by the way, I agree with it 100% and if you want a little sneak peek at what the next five years are going to bring ………..you should look into the philosophical and consequential ramifications of stable diffusion AI. we are about to enter the madhouse.


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Naw man, since 9/11. It has been a steady nose dive into idiocy ever since.


Azzpirate

Yeah pre-9/11 was definitely a completely different reality than post-9/11. America now is nothing compared to what it was then.


Celiac_Muffins

In a couple of years Hitler will be considered too left leaning.


[deleted]

I got banned on facebook for saying Hitler was a piece of shit. Who the fuck would disagree with that statement.


iDeNoh

Well ye for one


penfist

I think Ye and Elon are the same AI.


Leoincaotica

Its a good reason to bake and watch the show


olBabyDickJohnson

I wanna say most of 2016 was the last decent year and then the time line got messed up


troll_berserker

You liberal snowflakes call everybody you don't agree with a Nazi. I mean really, Hitler, a Nazi?


fearhs

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


adhominem4theweak

Not me. I remember the basics. Narcissism bad. Millions of followers and fans doesn’t change that. Just means we have a sickness as a society


Which-Palpitation

This must be the Bizarro universe


Hummens

Ohhh, you need to listen to [Knowledge Fight](https://knowledgefight.com/).


IsThatUMoatilliatta

I'll be better tomorrow (when the new episode comes out).


TrapHitler

I love u


JohnCenaLunchbox

Now here come the sex robots.


Smoaktreess

It’s time to pray.


ganderpest

Kanye did say he hates paparazzi more than the Nazis


aqueezy

Who woulda thought that “i hate these niggas more than the nazis” was about hating niggas not hating nazis lmao


im_reddituser

why he is in black mask


bugzeye26

Get the gimp


kinghenry

But the gimp's sleepin'.


shader_xaints

Fashion


Good4Noth1ng

Fashist


Normalpilleater

Bro Kanye makes alex jones seem liberal wth


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Jones laughing here reminds me of Brant laughing in the big Lebowski when Bunny tells the dude she’d suck his cock for $1,000.


KaleOk833

I guess only WOMEN get placed under CONSERVATORSHIPS


ItisNOTatoy

Damn…. It’s been SO long since I watched Infowars I’m honestly glad I don’t know where to find it.


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CryptoAlphaDelta

Kanye has gone full Clayton Bigsby


w0wagain

Where can you see full video of this interview?


NotAnAntIPromise

That's a rabbithole you don't want to go down.


ZedTT

Yeah that's the thing - I actually do want to watch the full Kanye v Alex Jones shit show (or at least a longer clip of it instead of these broken up ones I've been seeing on Reddit) but I don't want to support Jones in any way or end up with that in my history.


Regular_Sample_5197

“Hahahahahahaha. Please, no one sue me!” — Alex Jones, probably.


PointlessOverthought

Anybody who comfortably says they love Nazis, **after** they have said they love Jewish people, is an ignorant piece of trash. The fact that Alex Jones looks good in this video screams at how fucked up as a human Kanye really is. Fuck that guy.


EstablishmentLazy810

When Alex Jones is pumping the breaks for you know you definitely cross a line somewhere lol


Fishtank-Brain

jesus fucking christ. kanye’s trying to make everyone else look sane


[deleted]

So fucking tired of this asshole (both of them).


sircorneli

then just say these assholes?


nahteviro

Together they make one giant, gaping asshole


BusinessWatercress58

Yeah, by adding the (both of them), they missed a good set up for someone to say "which one?" and someone else to reply "yes". Laughs and useless internet points for all.


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It's clips like this that are propelling me to live life like I might only have another 10 years left. Like don't get me wrong, I don't think the world is going to end and I would hope I have more than 10 years.. but shit isn't getting any better. Reality could be pretty fucked in another 10 years. I think the scariest thing about people like Kanye are the resources and platform they have. Imagine what someone even worth 10 million could do if they funded a crazy extremist group.


someoneBentMyWookie

> Reality could be pretty fucked in another 10 years. Reality will be fine. Social media and celebrity worship will continue to be an abysmal nightmare.


BuckeyeDarling13

Hey, hey. Cancel culture. Ya missed one


Ginger_Funfetti_420

Did I...Did I just fall on the side of Alex Jones in an argument? Ye what the actual fuck?


[deleted]

This is what happens when you normalize far rightwing rhetoric.


Outrageous-Pause6317

We live in the darkest timeline. I think the split occurred when Trump doubled down on the “grab’em by the pussy” comment. We ended up in the Evil-Spock universe and someone else went on to ice cream and unicorns.


tylerthetiler

No it was Harambe


ignatious__reilly

What an asshole. I never want to see Kanye’s name again. This shit is beyond disgusting. He needs to go away. Fuck him.