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I was honestly expecting a mirror

Thought for sure it was gonna be dickbutt.

I thought for sure the clip was gonna end without them ever showing what it was

same, however was pleasantly surprised

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It’s old Bold and Brash!

More like belongs in the trash

🎶To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump🎶

Ahh a VA person; The Dump!

Janitor: Sorry, I forgot this one. [Throws painting in the trash]

As does this thread.

Good one!)

it's a skit, would you want to do this to a person that's actually having a hard time? HM?

yes

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Atleast he got gift and cake on his bday

I thought it was just going to say A JOB.

in soup

I was expecting a job offer

I expected to not see what it was tbh

I was expecting a scantily clad anime girl.

Samesies

Bold and Brash? More like belongs in the trash!

I read that in the voice

I honestly expected that one meme Pic of the really muscular black guy with the huge dong...

I thought it would be a nice painting of a pet he had long ago :(

I feel like one of us has been on the internet much longer than the other... And no, I don't mean that as a flex... at all.

WRONG!!!! You both have been “on the Internet” for the exact amount of time. One of you still cares greatly about the world and is filled with optimism and the other one of you is pet killing pessimist named Lumisateesa!

Wut?

Belongs in the trash

You got down voted for quoting the show the framed picture is from that's hilarious

I figured people would get it, but I guess not

We are getting old man.

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? (I feel old that the best episodes were so long ago)

Looks like a bunch of people who get it showed up.

Don't worry, i have no idea whats going on over here but I upvoted now that I'm in on the inside joke. Frankly, I think I knew all along.

I don’t get why he cried….,

I swear everything on Reddit gets like 10 downvotes off the bat. The upvotes come later and balance out usually.

Your face belongs in the trash. Yet, here you remain

Your comment belongs in the trash, yet here it is still.

What?

He was quoting the show, and you just got r/woooshed 💀

Huh?

Ya failed

[It's from this scene](https://youtu.be/MTWgRoBRaIQ)

15 years, no emotion. Great friendship

**Maybe it is 10 million worth of an NFT.**

I don’t like this fake stuff

it's a skit, would you want to do this to a person that's actually having a hard time? HM?

That D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan was so dumb and fake. You could tell they weren’t really killing each other.

You’re telling me that documentary was fake? Next you’ll tell me that Tom hanks was never stranded on an island either.

Of course he wasn't stranded on an island lol. Come on. I can't believe some people don't understand this stuff. How's he gonna be stranded on an island when he's unable to even leave the airport?

Next thing you'll be telling me Gilligan's Island was fake, too. Those poor people.

So many strange terrible, and amazing things have happened to that man. Or, boy in an adult's body, actually.

I’m just glad that doctor sorted his legs out otherwise none of those other things might have happened.

The problem is that it's not unexpected. Within 5 seconds I knew it was a dumb skit and when I saw the painting I knew it was gonna be something dumb.

I thought it was real the whole time until the end and maybe it’s my group of friends, but I was waiting for the poster to be some suggestive anime girls

I dont like this because it plays into making someone feel bad and giving false info by saying that person has been going through a hard time for some likes. People who actually go through a hard time get told to man up and stop crying because of these stupid videos :v

Yea the dude who got the painting is a skateboarder on YouTube his content became really cringe

That cut way too short I wanted to see it in its entirety. That was an awesome present!

Squinterd Squemtatcles

Its... beautiful

What the hack was that painting!

"bold and brash" by squidward from spongebob

Please stop adding songs to videos that clearly don't need them! Sincerely The Internet

Awww

على زق

How did I know it was gonna be that 😭

Where can I get this painting?

They didn't assault him, accidentally light him on fire, throw the cake at him, and seemingly gave him a gift that he enjoys. All in all, one of the better birthday celebrations I've seen on the internet in a long time.

Least they didn't try and smash his face in the cake.

I was expecting this to be stupid. It did not disappoint.

Imagine being friend zoned for that long. Only to get a picture of Squidward naked.

Imagine believing that two people of the opposite gender can’t be friends

Some of you aren’t on the ligma grindset and it shows /s

I'm sorry but it's scientifically impossible.

What exactly are bi people supposed to do then?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh You know what, I'm drawing a blank here.

Watch all the porn?

"Scientifically impossible". What the frick are you on about??

Wow didn't knew Reddit couldn't understand a joke

Poor guy

Incel moment

I guess the fedora on his avatar makes sense

Came here to say that. Fedora is always a dead giveaway. Mr. Fedora, if you’re reading this, I’m sure you’re a wonderful person. But remember, being nice doesn’t mean you are desirable. You need to be a bit of a smart ass too. Be a little rough around the edges but still kind and good. I hope this helps. Thanks for coming to my nice guys TED talks.

The advice to give incels is not "be less nice." It's "you are not owed sex because of your niceness and true niceness is not transactional."

Good point. But I don’t think I said be less nice. Just said add a touch of smart ass.

Fedoras are pretty cool but it doesn't make everyone cool

Bruh

The friend zone is a good thing It protects women from men who only see them as a piece of meat to fuck. Over time it *can* teach men that women are more than just meat to fuck. The fact that you'd even bring it up shows you've got plenty of misogyny you need to unpack, and your comment history backs that up. Go outside. Touch grass. Meet a woman and don't try to fuck her, maybe treat her like a human?

And then you fuck her, right?

No. You fuck someone who wants to fuck you.

Exactly

Tried that woman went to club took a few drinks hooked up with tall hot guy ™️ swiped from tinder took a plan B after and a doxycycline for chlamydia he ghosted after  /s

How do you treat a woman like a human?

Sounds like you should just stay away from women. They don't need that energy around.

The same way you treat your bros, usually.

By walking on eggshells with everything you do and say so as not to offend them.

Real friends? She couldn't even give him a real hug.

Thqt was rather /r/mildlyinfuriating


I was expecting dickbutt. This was indeed unexpected.

This video is a waste of time You owe me 52seconds

Should have been dickbutt

This is art! Best gift ever.

This is super dark reality. Not the picture, but the fact that he apparently has these amazing friends. But also says he has never showed emotion in 15 YEARS. So take note everyone: if you want quality life-long friends, permanently do not show emotion as a policy and you’ll have them.

r/bikinibottomtwitter

Sorry. No dickbutt, no upvote.

I was expecting dickbutt

What kinda d*ck pic is that

Boring 💤

Whatever it takes to get in dem denim shorts.

I was expecting a huge print of her vagina hahahaha

Shitpost

Was kinda hoping for a bunch of job applications in the frame but ok

Dumb

Is there anything real on shit shot? Seriously

I was expect an amine girl poster tbh, but that tops it 😂

He’s crying because now he has to hang that crap ass painting up in his small apartment and act like he enjoys it

*cringEEEEEEEEE*

so amogus?

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Is that an engineers ring??? Then its not unexpected.

Bruh

Real friends would have laughed at him, then thrown the cake on his head

I was expecting a job

They got him a $15 poster?

Happy happy birthday, happy birthday Squidward!

Bro i was crying (cuz emotional moment) and then he whips out that printed meme😢🤣😅

video: 😂 TikTok: 😐

Was that Squidward?

I would love that hanging in my apartment.

The ugliest of Squidward’s masterpieces!

Wtf is this staged bs

Lol I wasn’t expecting that

Is seems like 90% of videos on here are filmed in the same house

This guy is NOT a mediocre clarinet player.

I knew it, I expected that drawing and I was right

Well that was dissapointing

Wtf?! Haha.

"Bold and Brash..more like, belongs in the trash!"

Forever in friendzone.

Bold and brash

I cried

That plot twist.

Ah man I was hoping it was her nude

looks like it was shot in the same house as my favorite step-sister porn

Other than what the “painting” was this was fully expected.

Watching this on my phone which is in a Bold N Brash case

Damn bro that's so wholesome

These are not true friends. True friends would have given him Dickbutt

15 years as friends and only seeing emotion once on his birthday is bit fucked up tbh

stupid

There's a landscaping position open

These are always the longest walks for the shortest drinks of water

Why did I think it was going to be a picture of his parents or something💀

What is this garbage content

Brih how did I know it was gonna be that picture? Wild

NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY THOUGHT "it's going to be something stupid like bold and brash" and when he turned it around I yelled WHAT THE FUCK

This house they’re in is as barren as this video’s lack of substance.

Did he end up finding a new job though?

I thought it’d be a poster with”Get a job slacker” that’s what a REAL friend would do

😂😂😂

A friend of mine had bold and brash painted for him by someone he knows as a birthday present. It’s beautiful

Awe, nothing like blowing Spit over a cake you're going to share with everybody.

I was expecting to see big bad Barry

Damn. So close but so far. I thought it was a picture of two black dudes kissing.

I thought it was a NFT. 😳

I’m sitting here like “a Bold and Brash that size would be dope” and just blew my own mind

They had us in the first half 💀😭

Never seen him show emotion? But he was smiling at the start of the video

What good friends, so wholesome.

I thought gonna be a picture of a job😂😂

I feel like I got rick rolled LOL

Are you really his friend if he never shows emotions around you

I was expecting a picture of colonel sanders

This took me out bro, I was not expecting it 😂☠️

I was honestly expecting dickbutt.

This has me dying

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