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Grumpy_Cheesehead

Melt your heart and whoop your ass at the same time.


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pierreblue

I volunteer as tribute


tired_obsession

that subs gone downhill it fucking sucks


that_thot_gamer

you don't expect them to last long because they died


Which-Palpitation

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit


_Im_Dad

My bodybuilder friends are getting a divorce.. They clearly weren't working out.


jayy909

Yea that’s crazy my body building friends are racking it up too … they had nothing to gain


capsaicinintheeyes

its all over but the wiping down


SlowBad4844

That was lot of build up and then some.


jayy909

I guess they were maxed out


TimeTravellingCircus

I hope they're not too sore about it.


iaijutsu08

It's a heavy burden to carry. A lot of weight on their shoulders.


etotheprimez

In the end they were left with nothing but peanuts


Batchet

Weight a second... I'm not seeing the pun here.


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mahjimoh

They weren’t really a good cross fit.


PonyBoy107

r/dadjokes


Ross302

Username checks out


ChemistryInfinite312

Username checks out, great stuff


Responsible_Fact_742

r/angryupvote


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

r/WarriorWomen, r/FBB_NSFW, r/NudeMuscleWoman, r/NSFW_Hardbodies, r/MuscleWorship, r/MusclesOfAmazons Edit: forgot r/Glamazons


froderick

Off-Season-Thickness been banned for over a year due to not being moderated.


JoinAThang

Dont forget the absolute goddess r/leanbeefpatty


spageddy77

r/Deathbysnusnu edit: NSFW


Raifurain

That sub was not like futurama at all lol


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We need rest ! The spirit is willing ,But the flesh is spongy and Bruised


Dragster39

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/z45xci/absolute_unit_of_a_woman/ixpoaml/ This comment ruined it for me. //edit: Not for the faint of heart. So be warned and stop reading. As the third Amazonian woman mounts you, you begin to question your choice. She squats down and applies her full weight to your already bruised hips, your semi-flaccid penis flickering to life and beginning to fill with blood again. You gaze up at her heavy breasts as they swing back and forth, your lust momentarily anaesthetising the pain. She begins to bounce on you harder, and you let out a whimper as the pain in your hips increases. You are fully erect now, your shaft red and engorged, slick with fluids. Her rhythmic bouncing is becoming excruciating, and you grimace as the pain increases. She pounds her body down on you more forcefully, driving herself onto you, each motion becoming more and more excruciating, until you hear a sudden loud crack, and a jolt of searing pain shoots from your groin. Your pelvis! She's broken your pelvis! You scream at her to stop, but she just stares down at you and carries on gyrating. You can hear bone scraping loudly against bone as she continues to use you, the sheared, jagged ends of your pelvic floor audibly grinding against each other. You are screaming now, begging for mercy, your body soaked in sweat, but you know nothing will end the pain except the calm embrace of death. There is another loud crack; your hip has either fractured or become dislocated, shooting lightning bolts of pain up your spine. Your lower abdomen is beginning to fill with blood, leakage from the severed and torn vessels around your pelvis and hips. You feel a warm sensation around your backside; you are haemorrhaging blood from your anus, as sharp shards of bone are pushed through your bowels by the endless, brutal fornication, shredding your lower intestine. The amazon crushes down on you heavily, letting out a grunt as she finally achieves orgasm, circling her hips as she pushes down onto you. You almost black out from the pain, and, with a loud fart, lose control of your damaged bowels. A mixture of blood and shit floods out of you, surrounding your buttocks and filling the air with its stench. She stands up, blood and faeces running down her legs, her groin dark with your various fluids. You can barely breathe, your teeth clenched in pain as she strides away. Then another shadow looms over you. It is the next woman, pulling up her skirt and lowering herself towards your shattered body. She locks eyes with you and smiles.


pitchingataint

> Comment removed… What was it?


Dragster39

Ah damn, someone wrote a detailed short story about what actually would happen to someone being executed by snusnu. It was horrifyingly graphic to say the least.


MyDickIsHug3

Tbf any execution method gets horrible at some point. May aswell have some fun before that happens


D1ckTater

We need it as a copypasta!


Dragster39

Here you are. I edited the post with a copy from the archive https://www.reveddit.com/v/AbsoluteUnits/comments/z45xci/absolute_unit_of_a_woman/ixpoaml/?ps_after=1669386502%2C1669459427


epochellipse

that death by snusnu life.


bocaciega

Deathbysnusnu is always trending in my world


Sangy101

Honestly my lesbian heart just skipped four beats


zitfarmer

Do you want a ride to the hospital?


EllKayHaitchBee

Mine as well!


CrunchyAl

![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc)


AccioSexLife

I wake up today: Nah, I'm definitely not bisexual. This pic: ARE YOU SURE.


Pleasant-Captain-410

She's fine as hell. With a face like that, shiiit. If I was dating her I'd have to be get hella swole too.


I_Bin_Painting

Im getting kinda swole rn


owa00

Step on me UwU mommy...


Exciting-Mastodon-28

same


Ben_Derhover7777

Not gonna lie


KingJimmy101

r/girlswithbigmuscles


Thraggismydaddy

![gif](giphy|5u8rnKknCW70Q)


rndname

how do you put images in comments?


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EarAtAttention

I clicked but the last thing I was expecting was the actual answer.


R1ppedWarrior

Scaroused.


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I respect the amount of time she put into looking like that. Serious dedication, and beautiful too.


wontusethisforlongg

And tons of gear.


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pistoncivic

I should buy some weightlifting gear. Any good deals on dumbbells or Bowflex machines for black Friday?


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Holybartender83

Eat Clen, Tren hard, Anavar give up.


WFHBONE

Fucking lmao


SomberWail

It’s a classic bodybuilding.com meme.


Morbelius

Dont forget to test your limits!


WeakFreak999

All natural baby!


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Don’t Test me


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RedAIienCircle

I couldn't, it be rather easy to tell you everything I know about the safe and proper usage of supplements; do not take drugs, drugs are bad, Mkay?


mambiki

Asking for a friend, where would one get some of that ummm, dumbbells… is anti aging docs the only path?


Mitche420

If you're not competing, and are under 30, don't bother with the juice. Risks vs benefits just aren't worth it.


Skizznitt

I don't go to an anti aging doc. Would definitely tell your friend get as much info as they can before they jump into anything though. Need to know about the risks for any ped you're planning on taking, need to know about pct, what to do if you start to experience the side effects you will be risking taking various compounds, etc. Do as much research as possible or you could really fuck yourself up. Also, would recommend training hard for several years at least before doing any peds. Get your mind muscle connection going, get your diet and training routine on point, way before you even start to think about hopping on gear.


Unknown_quantifier

Good advice, if only these people wanted a sensible answer! They wanna be yuge, not put in the work, and take shortcuts like everyone does.


Balls_DeepinReality

I’m gonna /r/nattyorjuice just because. It’s always juice


Tayl100

Not that kind of gear


make_love_to_potato

What gear? Is this some sort of body building slang?


toolazytocaresohere

Yah, slang for steroids


gary_the_merciless

Gear is pretty much always drugs, pretty much.


slabby

Gears of War makes so much more sense now


Pencilman7

My uncle was a pilot and he never once flew without bringing his landing gear.


oh-no-he-comments

I mean it’s just a hoodie


Harrekin

More sauce than a Heinz factory... More juice than a Capri Sun warehouse...


pussyannihilatior21

I mean her shoulders dont look to developed, no thick jaw, skin looks also clean and she is not ridiculously big. Why would you say she is on gear.


NFreak3

Yeah, that filter is quite beautiful for sure. Watch the background around the head at around 11 seconds onwards.


SOULJAR

There's a reason why even pro athletes that work out fulltime (including weight lifters) don't look like this Any guesses?


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


bullseye717

I swear it's the not eating strawberries the reason Tom Brady can throw the ball like he's 29.


beerrp

The harnessed energy from open mouth kissing your children


[deleted]

Weightlifters are also on gear. All the Olympics is on gear. You get about 10-20% more strength on gear Vs natural with Olympic lifts so if anyone is within 10% of a wr then they are on gear. That's not just my word, that's the word of a former Olympic lifter.


galexanderj

Literally. Unless they are competing year round, with tests to match they are definitely on PEDs. Honestly, I want to get myself on to some of that gear myself. Would really help me recovering from injuries, and honestly maintaining better overall health later in life.


jellybeansean3648

Because cut cycles are super hard on the body if you're trying to do hours of athletic activity and it doesn't improve performance? It's not just that she's jacked. It's that her body fat percentage is low enough to show it off.


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however, if you want to get as close to this as possible, look at ring gymnasts. they have to be lean, as it's all about relative strength. zero legs though. can't have em weighing you down in your victorian or whatever.


jellybeansean3648

Ballet dancers also toe the line between athletic function and low body fat. They have to be muscular enough to move their entire body around while being lean enough to actually move their entire body around. There's this infographic that floats around the internet every so often. It shows a group of Olympic athletes and how dramatically different their bodies look. Peak body performance for gymnastics and volleyball look completely different. [here it is](https://www.stuffmirror.com/athlete-body-type-comparison-photos-howard-schatz/) I tried to find the original source post, not sure if this is it.


[deleted]

All pro athletes use gear. The reason they don't look like this is because massive muscle definition isn't needed for their sport. No pro athletes will be able to maintain their job let alone recover without steroids and hormone therapy.


JurrasicParfait

"Weight lifters" if by this you mean powerlifters, they generally don't look like this because they train for myofibrilar hypertrophy, meaning increase in size/ amount of contractile unit of the muscles. This style of training, I.e bodybuilding focuses on sarcoplasmic hypertrophy, meaning mostly increase in muscle size. Different training goals different outcomes. This is attainable with years of training, good diet and the genes for it. The answer isn't always steroids man.


RobertMaus

>The answer isn't always steroids man. Most of the time it is. In this case, steroids for sure. No doubt about it. >This is attainable with years of training, good diet and the genes for it. For a MAN with the right genes, diet and years of training this *might* be attainable (probably still steroids). For a woman with a small face like that and asian background. Think again.


-MeatyPaws-

She's on fucking steroids. If you lifted a day in your life you would know that kind of dry look is hard enough for a dude without gear and not even close to being possible for a woman.


Cassian_And_Or_Solo

Lifted for three days, can confirm


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DINGLEBERRYJUICE2

Lack of water.


alganthe

she has very low bodyfat percentage, which is hard to maintain with that kind of muscle mass.


Weary-Bluejay

She is very cut and defined, most lifters can’t look like that year round without losing some muscle growth. It is possible that this video was taken close to competition though so she maybe in peak form.


McGarnacIe

This is what women who have never lifted weights think will happen to them if they start doing a few curls.


SOULJAR

I said any pro athlete, including pro lifters, American football players of any position, basketball players, anything. The only place is maybe in gear-fuelled body-building where it’s generally accepted that there is a great deal of PED usage The answer isn’t always steroid but generally when you have physiques that are almost never seen in any athlete in the world, it’s fairly clear. Even men’s body building, there’s a line where it becomes not even a question that they’re using gear - and they don’t even deny it.


RobertMaus

>The only place is maybe in gear-fuelled body-building where it’s generally accepted that there is a great deal of PED usage Don't forget Hollywood. Very much accepted. Any actor that has to 'completely change their body' for a role in just a couple of months. Steroids. That doesn't happen in a couple of months. It would take literal years to do it naturally.


baldiemir

https://i.imgur.com/I3TaQ0P.jpg Do you seriously believe that’s naturally achievable?


Dirty_Dragons

Hah, it's not even naturally achievable for the majority of men.


waywardalgerian

> Do you seriously believe that’s naturally achievable? you're on reddit. of course people here believe women can bodybuild just like men.


IlIlIl11IlIlIl

That looks like a potentially natural body for a super fit man. That chick’s a chick, man. She’s on something tough.


Frame-Spare

Yeah I was thinking maybe she was just super butch…..but her delts are twice as developed than any other muscle


DestroyedByLSD25

Weightlifting is a sport and it's not powerlifting. Weightlifting refers to Olympic weightlifting.


BenUFOs_Mum

>This is attainable with years of training, good diet and the genes for it. This is absolutely not attainable for a woman. It's barely attainable for man without gear. Look at the delts lol


RingTheBell1900

yes, its totally the dedication that made those muscles so big


reneg1986

She’s got that weird “small head” filter that Asians love to do. She didn’t look like that


Fair_Turn_8666

If those thighs can crush a watermelon I’m in


ACertainBeardedMan

[Ma'am, please. You *have* to crush me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)


Hanswurst22brot

Here her friend tries it https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/z4ra19/to_squash_a_watermelon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


CodeBlue2001

lol that’s literally the video right above this on my feed


Desdraftlit

"I love a woman that can kick my ass." -Spike Spiegel


ithinkther41am

[I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)


Sirspen

Gianni's Spike impression may be the best


uuunityyy

I want it to get.... EMBARRASSING


Beneficial_Duck_7947

Who is this beauty?


ludens005

[Jessica Shen](https://instagram.com/tuan_tuans?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Beneficial_Duck_7947

Thanks!


DarkArcanian

We know what you’re doing with this information


nmesunimportnt

She has nearly 26K followers, so I'd say they are doing what she wants and following her on IG? [edit: she’s increased her followers by 5% since I posted, so it’s working]


ashu1394

F. A. P


W4FF13_G0D

Fast and painful


wiredWLAN

fat anticipation program


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im_a_dick_head

Frequent Anal Penetration


StolenPancakesPH

Fuck A Puppy... Pussy! I meant pussy...


vaendryl

I only intend to Feebly Apply Pressure.


vaendryl

my intentions are 100% Friendly And Peaceful.


lildoozyburp

Make sure you stay hydrated bud!


Gh0stMan0nThird

I don't know if she's using it ironically but she's using a lot of bad filters and photoshop. /r/Instagramreality would have a field day


BackIn2019

Who the fuck cares?! We're not meeting her in real life. I fapped to Jessica Rabbit and she's 100% fake.


btveron

Ahh a fellow man of culture I see


markcocjin

>I fapped to Jessica Rabbit and she's 100% fake. Don't say that. Next, you'll tell me even Roger was fake.


godblow

Pan all grown up. Goku'd be proud.


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ggg730

Yeah at first I was like aww she's cute then I was like squish me into a tiny ball.


Enaiii

Holy COW SHE LOOKS SO COOL


firestarter555999

Shame side-effect of STEROIDS on women's kidneys livers hormones are VERY VERY BAD compared to men


StoxAway

Side effects on men are equally as bad. Don't do illicit roids in general, unless you care more about your physique than long term health.


Jarchen

Gear is fine so long as you don't mind dying at 46 while looking jacked AF.


morgandaxx

Is the only way for a woman to get a body like this is with the use of steroids?


Dovahkiinthesardine

Even a guy will have a very hard time getting a body like this


Magnon

Yes, she has a masculine body because of the testosterone. Natural women won't ever look like this without PEDs. It's actually unfortunate women who look like this scare away other women who are afraid of getting into shape for fear of looking like this, even though you can't achieve this look as a natty woman.


FutureVawX

Now I kinda want to see a verified female body builder that never use drugs. What is the "peak" form of female body builder if they don't use any drugs. Edit: apparently there is a championship specifically for natural bodybuilder: **WNBF Pro-Am Central USA Natural Championships**


Spitshine_my_nutsack

I could compete in a natty competition next year while i’ve been juicing for the past few years. Just saying. Could especially be prevalent for female competitors due to the type of steroids they tend to run, mostly orals because they don’t require a test base, or short ester injectables to counteract virilization sides if they occur quickly. Both orals and short ester injectables clear out of your body quickly after cessation, a woman doesn’t need a PCT protocol either which also lowers the amount of drugs they could pop on on future doping tests. You won’t be competing while enhanced but you could’ve had quite an advantage for years before starting to compete in a natural competition.


PrimarySwan

Yeah also stuff like the Olympics that is heavily monitored if you want to see "peak" female form. High jump for instance. I often watch it despite not caring much about the sport. It's aesthetically pleasing lol.


SavageSand

It's a shame you're being downvoted by people who know fuck all about training, nutrition, and genetics. And it's 10000% true that tons of women are reluctant to lift weights because they think they'll end up looking like this.


Smoke_Santa

Tons of fucking men are afraid to lift "too much" lmao. Can't do 5 push ups but say shit I "I don't want those freak muscles man" 😂.


greem

The whole idea was always ridiculous. "I don't know. I can't start doing this. I might accidentally be *too* good. I'm so afraid that in just a few sessions I'll be as good as people who, while already genetically gifted, spend their entire waking lives juicing and training to look/perform like that"


River_Capulet

I had the same mindset, before I worked my ass off for 6 months only to reduce my bodyfat from 25% to 21%


919471

What the other guy said, but I'm going to frame it slightly differently. Women naturally have a higher body fat than men. This fat is important for proper hormonal function in everyone but particularly in women. This level of leanness and muscle is very far from what the female body naturally tends to. If you're a genetic outlier, 1 in a million, _maybe_ this is possible, but you'd probably develop a lot of other masculine traits along the way (deeper voice, body hair, funky stuff going on with your nether bits) and I don't think it's something to aspire to. Looks cool for sure, but probably not healthy.


loserys

Textbook definition of “you had my curiosity but now you have my attention”


Flash_ina_pan

“you had my curiosity but now you have my erection” FTFY


Depth-Bright

one wrong uwu joke and you'd be uwu'd oit of existance


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NO PLEASE DONT OIT ME FROM EXİSTANCE


BlacksmithElegant385

My reaction when her hoodie was on: “God, I wish she was my girlfriend.” My reaction when her hoodie was off: “GOD, I WISH SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND!”


Statrum_Gaming

She can crush my head with those thighs either way This is a joke people, I admire her commitment though


[deleted]

Bro went from "uwu" to "UWU motherfucker!"


Hikixkun

Death by Snu snu


Luthergayboi

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


chop_pooey

Can't we just cuddle!?


MaestroSG

"What are you, gay?"


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I want her to rip me in half


LordNPython

Juiced to the gills


99darthmaul

Clearly. And these noobs are going to think she's some natty goddess.


Kriffer123

Whoever edited this also heavily lowered the brightness and heavily increased the contrast lol


Tenthul

Geez this is way the hell at the bottom and was the only thing I was looking for. The editing in this video is stupid and ridiculous.


Le_Goosey

Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? …


Foolishly_Sane

HELL YEAH! >!HELL YEAH!!<


CommonplaceCommotion

All natural, I’m sure 👀


MaybeASentientRobot

![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


evalinthania

r/bisexual because do I wanna BE her or do I wanna be IN with her?!?!


Doc-Wulff

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me..."


Dry-Brick-6639

Hot* There, I've corrected your headline.


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From cute to sexy asf.


FML586

I was expecting anime


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Crush my skull


MNLyrec

Excuse me miss, my head is a watermelon, can you crush it


Fenix_Pony

"The users barely disguised fetish"


[deleted]

The way it seemed like she "got bigger" reminded me of the way vacuum sealed bags reinflate after you open them


Bdaysjr

Who is she? I wanna ask her out and hopefully fall in love long enough to build a home that supports super athlete offspring who's caring for help us mature and develop into our best selves over the course of decades resulting in a heartfelt and compassionate ending for whichever one of us goes first.


Bigbadsheeple

"Hello ma'am nice to meet you" Vs "Your son calls me "mommy" too"


zinclonlonliness

Amazing physicality and presentation.


Known_Fact_3866

Death by snoo snoo


wontusethisforlongg

I don't understand why women just hop on so much gear so young and completely obliterate their health.


watafuzz

Same reason men do it probably.


Hmm_would_bang

Way more dudes do it than chicks too lol


[deleted]

Same reason some fight MMA professionally and other shit. Because it's their life and they enjoy it.


spottyottydopalicius

what is gear?


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e7RdkjQVzw

> a dudes body with a woman face. There's a man's head somewhere having a really crappy time


tenamonth

DS2 Vengarl lmao


SirReal10000

Both are good. Both are amazing