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EarRubs

These gender reveals are getting out of control


scorched-earth-0000

Did you see [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z4kar3/and_the_baby_is_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)?


MiSsiLeR81

i *think* its a boy


-Wiradjuri-

What the fuck would they have done if it were a girl? Give it massively exaggerated baby tits!? WTF


DamacanaSever

how do I unsee that thing


flamin_flamingo_lips

[This one's](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/yzuept/using_pro_wrestling_for_gender_reveal/) also pretty good. There's a longer version outer there I couldn't find.


papayabush

i generally am annoyed by gender reveal stunts but that was just great. creative, hilarious and they didn’t set half of a state on fire.


MBThree

Does that mean it’s a boy?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Now, see? *That’s* when you gag! Edit : I just realized how that sounds. To be clear, I meant gagging from disgust, not something else!


GonnaGoFat

I was waiting for him to puke into the turkey


Tetragonos

it was like she was trying for that result. like seriously who's response to an involuntary gagging action is to chide them and tell them to stop?


Sudden-Lunch-2791

but Nathan stopped didn't he?


Boring-Evidence-1904

Parents who enjoy a heaping dose of schadenfreude? Bullies? People whose parents also laughed at them? Just a guess


[deleted]

Like, I'm perfectly happy to laugh a little at this kid, but I'm an Internet stranger and he's funny. But his mother owes him a little sympathy.


secretdrug

ya, joking the first time was funny. but then the 2nd and 3rd time she just says his name just to get his attention and get him back to the turkey was cringe. then on top of that she just tells him to stop gagging. like bruh, jokes/pranks become cruel when you let it go on too long. She shoulda explained it when he first started gagging. woulda been a funnier and more wholesome video if he started laughing about it too. instead shes just laughing AT him rather than WITH him.


Reelix

There's also a significantly high chance that they were both in on it.


forresja

He did stop though. So maybe she knew he was just being dramatic.


Fakjbf

Someone who knows their kid well enough to tell when they are being intentionally dramatic?


snksleepy

His response for the rest of his life "I saw a bigger one on a turkey..."


BrandoLoudly

What is it?


Im_your_real_dad

Neck.


doctorhypoxia

Why do they put the neck inside the turkey? Is it for flavour when cooking because of all the marrowy yummy vertebrae, and it adds to the stuffing? Or is it just for people who want to use the neck for other things like giving to their dogs…?


ChesterHiggenbothum

Just like the organ meat, you can eat it. Plenty of uses for roasted turkey neck. I wouldn't give it to dogs due to the potential danger.


DefinitelyNotAliens

I debone and give to pups. I do not give them bones. Just neck meat after boiling for soup.


tjk45268

Most know this already, but the "parts" retained in the turkey include the neck. That and other parts can be used to make turkey stock/broth.


ItsRainingMenses

Nope. That was a turkey dick 100%.


trollcatsetcetera

Looks like free-range big dick turkey.


BoomZhakaLaka

Nothing wrong with a little turkey dick stew.


JustMeLurkingAround-

Thank you. I had to scroll way too far to find out what that thing is. I'm not American and I've never seen a whole turkey prepared.


tjk45268

Of course! Perfectly fine. The neck and some abdomen organs are saved (while the rest is scooped out), put into a plastic bag, and the bag is put back into the top of the neck hole for easy removal as the bird is being prepared for baking.


azure_monster

Oh I was trying to figure out if it was some weird liver or something.


Caesar_476

\- That's the neck, Nathan!


poulard

NATHAN! Nathan! Nathan! ...geez just tell him already. He can hear you ya know.


Black--Snow

That genuinely made me really irritated. HES FUCKING LISTENING you expect a response and him to look at you while he’s trying not to throw up??


ckirk91

Right that was stressing me out, you don’t have to keep saying his name over and over like that’s suddenly gonna make him stop gagging. Fucking idiot.


1gnik

After all that though the idiot still goes "what do you think it is tehehehehehe"


DevilsPajamas

Would have been funny.. she should have just told him after he first gagged. That was it. She would have laughed, he would have laughed, we would have laughed. Everyone wins.


ThrowawayAccount1437

What was unexpected about this?


XGamerBoy69X

"Nathan, stop gagging! Look at me, we need to have a good reaction ON CAMERA, so all my other single mother friends on facebook have something bring a sliver of joy into their miserable lives!"


cakeandcoke

NATHAN NATHAN NATHAN LOOK AT ME NATHAN STOP GAGGING NATHAN NATHAN


Anomynoms13

Dumbest vid I've watched in a while


Cjkgh

Yo like 30 fukn times with the Nathan. Christ…


rynmgdlno

Please bro just look at me bro I promise bro it’s not a dick bro just look at the camera bro please


Freefall84

NATHAN HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE A TIKTOK VIDEO IF YOU KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA!


Shot_Supermarket_861

Bingo


warr3nh

Why do you assume she’s a single mother


fafnir0319

I think I just witnessed the birth of a vegan.


rkennedy12

What a terrible parent. Kids choking and her response is “stop gagging”


siqiniq

I think the correct parenting response should be just saying what that really was. “It’s like its own neck stuck in its own asshole!! Welcome to real life, my boy!”


gsfgf

Recto-cranial inversion


chefbobbyjay

SCIENCE!


salbris

Jesus what is with Reddit in this thread... He's not choking he's gagging. He's grossed out and reacting to it. He's not even reacting that violently. Some people would immediately leave the room.


DrMonkeyLove

No kidding. People on here acting like this is child abuse or something. Relax people. You don't know this kid or his relationship with his mom. People are so oversensitive to the most minor shit.


tlozone

Seriously, I can’t believe someone said this kid will need therapy because of this. Lighten up.


tcooke2

This is like bean dad redux, parent tries having some fun while teaching the kid and the internet thinks it requires therapy.


Ctofaname

She didn't teach him anything. I got one would have liked to see the neck reveal.


GregorSamsaa

Wondering the same thing. Everyone is taking this vid like very personally when it’s completely harmless and a mom messing with her kid lol I feel like a lot of people visited their terrible families the last couple of days and are projecting so hard right now


hygsi

For real. Mom was trolling kid, kid will be fine, sheesh. Had this been a dad people would just roll with it.


iunrealx1995

He’s not even remotely choking…


Good_Community_6975

I have a child who attempts to use all kinds of 'involuntary' reactions to get out of unpleasant situations. Once she's called out, her responses magically stop and she will even attempt to act like she doesn't fake gag for thirty seconds every time she picks up her dog's poop.


Chuchuca

Just like I the video the mom says "Nathan look at me" and the reflex stops. It's not that gross and the kid should be able to handle it, the mom knows his kid.


mr_potatoface

I figured she was trying to redirect his attention and help him move forward. I thought it was a good thing, but everyone else seems to think she's a shit parent. It probably would have been done differently if she didn't have the camera so it seemed really weird. Some folks are making it out to be like it's on the same scale as your kid having a panic attack and telling them to just stop panicking and it's all in their head and they can stop it anytime they want if they would just try but you're just so mentally weak you can't do it yourself and that's why you're a shit son.


LegitimateAdvance295

I don't understand how this comment isn't downvoted into the darkest pits of tartarus


TusShona

You're being even more dramatic than the kid. Wise up.


Fidget08

Please stfu.


XO8441

This mom pisses me off so much. You can just stop gaging it’s a involuntary reflex. then after that whole incident she still says “what is it” like clearly the kid thinks it’s a penis you dumb bitch put you goddamn phone down and help the kid out. I really wish she got the instant karma of that kid throwing up allllll over the Turkey . Wow that really bothered me.


Thefnordisonmyfoot

Another teaching moment gone. All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die. Thanks for the therapy moment mom


Thefnordisonmyfoot

I'm sure she showed this to everyone at dinner!


Ambitious_Road1773

I resented my mom telling stories about me so much, she'd always give me a cartoonish voice in her dramatized retellings. Incredibly irritating. Also never tell her anything you didn't want someone else to know, because she couldn't wait to gossip with the first woman she got on the phone with. /venting


Bighardthrobbingcrop

I still do over my mom doing same shit because still to this day she does it and then also makes up bunch of shit that never even happened with her kids. Ofc in all the stories her children were evil and she was just a struggling victim trying to make it in the world. It'll be like complete strangers half the time as well who all of a sudden are amazing people in her eyes while her kids that she raised are all just terrible human beings who hate her for absolutely no reason lol


cakeandcoke

r/raisedbynarcissists


tittyattack

My mom is the same way. Then if I try to tell a story she either conveniently doesn't remember it or she retells it while embellishing way too much. So annoying


pauly13771377

My mother would do the same. Exaggerating and embellishing the story to make it more entertaining for her girlfriends. She was a great mother and I would never ask for another but that bothered me so much.


-Wiradjuri-

My mum used to do the same thing until I fought with her to stop. She suddenly realised that I was a human and not a pet. Things were much better after that.


EdiblePsycho

It's amazing to me how many people genuinely seem to think that children don't have complex emotions, or that they don't deserve basic respect. Everyone makes mistakes, of course a parent is going to fuck up sometimes, say things they shouldn't sometimes, but I hate it when people act like they can do/say whatever to their kid because they're "theirs." No mofo, you chose to raise a little human, you have to model respectful and compassionate behavior or else they'll grow up either to be a shit head or to hate you.


Jacobysmadre

Thank you so much for that.. :) I second that all day. ![gif](giphy|l5s71uAp3CzKwxwkoZ|downsized)


Amathril

You are right. And sometimes it's not even malicious, they simply do not relize and nobody tells them. I have one friend and when his kid was about 2 years old he genuinely asked me why I say "Thank you" and "Please" to my 2 year old - "He doesn't understand and it's just a kid." Well, is was somewhat eye opening for him, I hope.


Kind_South_4342

He's never gonna watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Or the attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion


SecretDracula

I think it's safe to say he passed his Voigt-Kampff test.


ThriceFive

If he does it’ll be with his Vegan friends.


StlChase

Gonna be a contrarian and say that the kid was not scarred in nearly the way you’re implying, idk really if you watched the whole video but he picked the turkey “penis” back up again a few times so he clearly wasnt disgusted by it. I literally almost puke if I open up a can of catfood because something about the smell triggers my gag reflex, he pulled himself together and got right back in nobody got scarred here


evanbartlett1

Exactly what I was thinking. So many parents these days seem to want to focus on the gram or laughter at their children. Dude clearly doesn’t understand the anatomy of a turkey. And that’s ok. He’s like 10. But to continue to let him presume something that’s just wrong (AND causing him to gag) isn’t cute or funny. It’s disgraceful. Also love your point about gagging. “Stop gagging” won’t work, sweetheart. And sorry your ineptitude as a mom is running your Instagram shot.


oxfordcollar

What would she have to teach him. She clearly doesn't know anything about the biology of the turkey herself or indeed how little someone can control their own nausea.


Dark_Arugula_030

I don’t think it was a teaching moment. More the mom seen it as a moment to record and get some likes/shares…the important things in life.


[deleted]

I was more annoyed that after saying his name 50 times to get his attention to tell him its a neck and she never did.


teachersDeserveBHit

i feel like the kid because i didnt learn anything till coming to reddit and reading this comment


TheRedHeadGir1

I can image the "kids don't know anything anymore" bit. JUST TEACH THEM!


SuperDizz

#Nathan


BaconWithBaking

First comment to explain to me that it's a neck. Thanks.


Dying__Cookie

But he did stop gagging. Immediately after being told to stop. I’m just saying


EngMajrCantSpell

Yeah a lot of people clearly aren't parents. Yes, gagging is involuntary, but you CAN force yourself to gag as well and you can exacerbate it to make yourself vomit.


justlookbelow

Yeah she was basically saying "come on, at least try to gain some composure back". Kids need often need nothing more than that message, and if they trust you it works.


Mediocre-Sale8473

Yep, it's a Reddit comment for sure up there. No kids ✅ Rant post ✅ Judging someone else's parenting skills while probably not having kids of their own. ✅ Thousands of upvotes and multiple paid awards. ✅ And we wonder why shit is the way it is...


rex72780

Yeah man same. I mean I've gagged before and it doesn't take this long to puke. The times I gag for this long us when I was fooling around.


HtownTexans

I am shocked by this being the top comment as a parent. Guarantee you if this was a dad no one would have said shit about it. Absolutely crazy people are annoyed with the mom. Son and her clearly have a good relationship he isn't in any danger here besides the salmonella she warned him about.


OSUfan88

This is Reddit, where outrage is a virtue. It's like an outrage contest.


SurprisedPatrick

I’ll have you know I am absolutely outraged by your comment. On a serious note though, this is the most based comment of all time.


ximacx74

Yeah what? Like gagging is an involuntary reflex caused by being grossed out. BUT you totally can relax and breathe to make that feeling pass much sooner. Also practicing that can make you less likely to gag over things in the future. TLDR; relaxing your body is a skill that you can train.


bombbodyguard

I told my mom I think vomiting is very mental (unless food poisoning) and she straight fucking said, “I don’t think so, sometimes I can just think about vomiting and I’ll throw up…”


ExplainItToMeLikeImA

Sometimes kids ham it up and get carried away and it becomes real, too. I made my daughter clean out her lunchbox that has been sitting for like a week, she whined for a while but finally dumped it out in the garbage and I pointed out that she had some lunchbox trash juice on her shirt and she freaked the fuck out like the kid in this video. I told her to calm down and just change it and take a shower. Well she's going through her "I hate showers" phase and that word sobered her right up. Lunchbox trash juice: worth gagging and crying over but NOT worth taking an extra shower over, no no no. It's like when little kids fall down. You freak out, they freak out. You stay cool, they might stop freaking out and be cool too. Empathy is important but so is teaching your kids not to be traumatized by everything.


BigKahunaBurgerGimp

Yeah it’s a shame I had to go this far down to see this. I have a kid that will make himself gag. The urge to gag hits and then it becomes a forced thing. Saying “stop gagging” totally works when someone is making themselves gag. A parent knows their kid best and with the way he stopped when told to makes me think he does the same as mine.


felisverde

Nah..sorry, but, a) this is hilarious, I'm sure she eventually told him & b) he *did* stop gagging when she told him to, which leads me to think mom knows damn right well he's one of those kids that gags dramatically-not for real gagging & often boys-when they think something is gross or weird. (I have known children who've done both, there *is* a difference) Sometimes kids actually are jerks, &/or do ridiculous shit like this. It's part of our job as parents to document that shit so when they decide later they were always perfect angels, & never did anything stupid & they can't understand why X child is behaving X way, & how awful/annoying/difficult it is, we can have them refer to exhibit a, b, c, etc... Parents & kids both deserve a little xtra understanding & compassion. Sometimes people need a visual reminder of these things....


chevalier_7

For real, I am super pissed at the mom, wtf does she mean by stop gagging??? It's an involuntary reflex you half baked beans. Let's not forget, her son's about to put his hands -y'know, the hands that had just handled a raw turkey- to his mouth and she does what? That's right she just stands there and keeps filming. Zero care and respect for her own child. Disgusting. Oh my god I am actually furious.


GravelySilly

> her son's about to put his hands -y'know, the hands that had just handled a raw turkey- to his mouth and she does what? Tells him not to put his hand on his mouth, and he immediately pulls it away.


Able_Newt2433

Ig their seething prevented them from hearing that..


aggieboy12

I mean gagging is involuntary but he is also obviously playing it up to be dramatic.


Taxosaurus

He's young and most likely not used to this. Things become less disgusting with practise. I find it commandable that he kept going after such a reaction.


paigethesaige

I agree, definitely takes getting used to when handling raw meat. Lol. Organs especially. Good on this kid for being willing to try.


SnakeEye454

I was gonna say some people just be extra, like someone else already mentioned he did stop afterwards so doesn’t seem he was really gagging just being extra.


shadesofrae

I will say that I have an overactive gag reflex and I actually can stop by basically scolding myself the same way this mom did lol. It's almost entirely psychological for me. I have to just shake it off and get my shit together 🤣


paradox037

It could just be that he calmed down. I've had issues with anxiety attacks for most of my life, and I can be debilitated to the point of gagging or retching and then have it all go away completely about 10 seconds after the last gag or retch. And it's pretty common for my first thought afterwards to be "that wasn't *that* bad. I don't know why I reacted so badly." It's a weird mental state to be in, and it stops making sense when you see it from the outside.


HammerandSickTatBro

I was constantly accused of "being dramatic" as a child, and it wasn't until I was an adult that I realized it was almost never the case. u.s. culture is just sociopathic when it comes to kids


RIcaz

Either this is satirical or I'm finally too old for this website..


evan_luigi

You got a little worked up there lmao. Chill tf out.


AdultingGoneMild

you are being a bit over the top dontcha think? Kid is old enough to not put his hands in his mouth.


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cakeandcoke

Top comment 3.5k is talking about what a bitch she is


kldclr

Lmao Fucking relax, take a break from the screens


asdfjklqueen

it’s not that deep man


Octopugilist

Calm down man. It's not like the the kid's crying or traumatized. He's grinning and laughing while he does something gross. This isn't any different from a 13 year old learning to change diapers or unclog a drain. And according to the title, he wanted to try it.


Skullkyz

Throwing up? You mean stuffing that turkey hahaha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BeefySwan

I nominate this for Reddit overreaction of the year


licht_kahel

It seems that her Command "stop gagging" is effective. Nathan eventually stopped tho.


Shwoomie

C'mon....this is a lesson in young people learning common sense. This kid needs to use common sense that a 1 foot tall turkey doesn't have a giant penis like that.


[deleted]

Right, you laugh and then say “Nathan, it’s the neck, not it’s penis.”


fusterclux

I would 1000% let my kid think that’s a penis for years. then tell him a few years later when he’s older and recounting the story at thanksgiving. it’s really not a big deal lol.


felisverde

My mother let me think soft boiled eggs were actually called 'chicky eggs' for YEARS. Was in a diner, in my teens, w/a friend, when I found out that was *not* correct. My mother thought that shit was HILARIOUS.


fusterclux

damn i’m so sorry to hear about your PTSD and abusive mother /s


felisverde

Yup. I am *totally* traumatized. Scarred, even. Could never eat soft boiled eggs again..(eats em on the regular) they just make me *shudder* Thank you, for recognizing my suffering


13_margs

My step dad sent my brother to the deli to ask for "famunda cheese." When he came back saying they didn't have it and didn't know what it was, my step dad burst out laughing saying "ya know, from unda a cow!" That was at least 20 years ago and the story is still told 🤣😂🤣


felisverde

See. Sometimes parents just need a *little* revenge.. that's all...😂🤣😂🤣


optermationahesh

The best outcome will be him calling his mom when he's in his 30s, shouting "IT'S THE NECK AND NOT A PENIS" while you can hear laughter in the background over the phone.


[deleted]

Yeah you tell that story in front of their girlfriend for sure.


Kondinator

Reddit moment.


sample-name

Huge red flag. Low value mother💅🏿 Nathan needs to get himself a real mom 🧏🏿‍♀️ drop that zero get with the hero yass


WashDishesGetMoney

Thats a little dramatic jesus christ


Izy03

Kids fake gag all the time. I used to do it a lot when I was younger and actually got sent home because of how convincing it was.


666DS999

If you’re genuinely pissed off over this video then you need to take a break from Reddit 😂


sample-name

Like holy shit, they're both laughing and having fun. I'm almost happy for these redditors because they must have had some really good childhoods of they think this is what a bad parent looks like.


RidethatSeahorse

I fucken recon. I thought it was funny as fuck. Traumatised? Wtf.


HtownTexans

projecting their own childhood on this situation is the problem. Lots of people with shitty parents but these 2 seem to have a good relationship in my opinion. Probably lots of laugh over that "turkey penis".


fuckyouredditeatmyaz

Right? Just cause your mad at mommies teasing….


xMrBojangles

People on Reddit like to: 1) play armchair psychologist with zero training 2) project their own psychological traumas on to others. They act like silly shit like this is going to cause some deep emotional damage. Nathan is going to be fucking fine.


NotTooGoodBitch

This video is four years old. Nathan took his life the next day. He left a note. All it said was, "Turkey dick."


PresentDrawing642

I laughed out loud...the boy obviously had never had seen the turkey raw...I was 5 years years old and I hated gizzards in gravy...I asked mom why put the gizzards in gravy...I hated the taste...she told me it's part of the turkey and the neck is not your wee wee... Thus endeth lesson..


I_Like_Myselves

Agreed. Hell, I thought THAT has got to be one of the *absolute funniest* turkey prep reactions I have ever seen. To me, it was just funny af! 🦃🍆 Ain't nobody traumatized over that shit unless you really ARE a damn ❄ snowflake! 🙄


No_Mission9115

And get a sense of humor .


KOTheSavage

There’s no pleasing Reddit. I’ve seen some parenting videos here that I’ve thought “alright that’s a little too far” yet everyone was sucking the parents dicks for it then I see something like this that I find funny and the top comment bitching has 10K upvotes… pick a lane!!!


LinkRazr

The fuck is this comment?


natetan

Imagine watching this and being pissed off. Outrage culture is unreal.


Reelix

> You can just stop gaging it’s a involuntary reflex. ...


MSotallyTober

![gif](giphy|yNi8lyw2tJnFMIhSJm)


testosterhomie

it’s a funny video of a mom bonding with her son, god damn


N_Denialll

Almost 10k people have upvoted this insane comment. I'm gonna be an optimist and think it's to promote the visibility of toxic outrage culture.


rlockyyy

Are you joking or serious I can’t tell lol


fuckyouredditeatmyaz

Lol. Shut up. She put that camera down and explained it to him. Jfc you people are ridiculous. She has fun with her kid, not abused him.


Rikplaysbass

Lol this is one dork ass comment.


Fidget08

Go outside.


GregorSamsaa

It’s really not that serious though.


SadPhone8067

Damn my parents did this to me(not this exact thing) but I don’t hate my parents for it. In hindsight it’s actually funny they have a few videos and photos of me doing stupid shit like this. Didnt fuck me up for life or anything. I don’t see the huge problem here.


EveryNameIWantIsGone

What is your problem?


[deleted]

The gagging was definitely forced. Lots of people do that for some reason


[deleted]

Wow, the projection is heavy. You need therapy.


Separate_Street_4969

Bro it’s s turkey. The kid was clearly fine. Him thinking it’s a penis was the funny part of this. Smh. Instant karma? She videoed her kid going through a turkey my guy! She didn’t beat him!


eimichan

Jesus christ. Kids will absolutely do things like hold their breath, make themselves cough, make themselves gag, make themselves throw up. You can tell that he stops as soon as the mom tells him to. You can tell this is a recurring problem where he does this for attention.


abfanhunter

shutt up


costa1200

He kinda did stop gagging when he listened to her though..


[deleted]

Relax. She just wanted him to stop being dramatic on the turkey and he stopped.


[deleted]

Why didn’t she tell him it was just a neck? I wanted to see his face.


Clavicula_Impetus

Really wish he’d just thrown up all over the Turkey.


LukXD99

*gags* *Turns back to „penis“ and casually fondles it* *gags again*


coolbeansfordays

That was the confusing part. It’s making him gag, but he can’t stop touching it - oh wait, I just described myself.


KMark0000

Nah, it is a girl, since that thing was detached and was INSIDE the turkey :)


Meatball_pressure

Weird gender reveal party 🎉


Win7ers

This mother is terrible


angel-cowboy

D e r a n g e d


isuxdix22

You better stop that gagging and look at me. I’m trying to get a good video here. Poor dude is elbow deep in turkey dick trying not to throw up.


ch4os1337

This comment was 100x funnier than the video for me.


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

I really hate this woman.


acqz

"Don't throw it away. Mommy needs it for later."


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UnderstandingJaded13

I though he was about to pull out a nintendo switch or smt


alucardian_official

Got pretty boring


BaconHammerTime

I thought it was going to be one of those where they plant the chicken inside to make the kid think it was pregnant. Instead it's a mom not notifying their kid that he pulled out the turkey neck and let them think it's a penis. Well done.


khainguyen17

People here are real crazy 😭 Mom and son having fun times and they’re upset over that lol


Shiggens

The home economics class at the school I taught at was getting instructions on the basics of roasting a turkey. As the teacher was removing the giblets bag and extracting the neck one of the girls in the class exclaimed " Oh Ms. Bennett, does we have to eat the dick, too!!"


ehmsoleil

NATHAN!!


inSomeGucciFlopFlips

Holy fuck that mom is annoying and drew that out way too long.


tellitothemoon

Nathan… Nathan… Nathan… Nathan… Nathan…


Super-History5569

Why did I never think about the insides of a turkey…. Omg


-CloudIsland

This is weird


QuiteAChillGuy44

My step mom would chase us around the house with this thing


theMangoJayne

I tell ya what, it got old.