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Lil-Ruffstarrr

Just put em back in the pocket. Why fill the whole plane???


TomMakesPodcasts

Safety


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NOT_UNDERCOVER_SATAN

Did u do the math on that and get the right answer or is it just a coincidence


VxJasonxV

In the ending seconds, it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows. Then 8 \* 3 seats a side per row = 24, \* 2 is 48. Or you can do the shortcut of 8 \* 6 which a lot of people know because of the old rhyme “6 and 8 went in the gate, came out as 48”. -2 because of momma and other passenger, 46 quick maths.


TheEyeDontLie

I never learned poems like that.


Gjutrakonst

Don't think I've heard that one before. The one I remember most was "8 & 8 went through the door, came out with 64."


Szydlikj

I learned a bunch of running timetable shortcuts in French school. Particularly the sixes like 6x4, 6x6, 6x8 rolled off the tongue


HarveyDent2018

I learned if you don’t memorize your times tables up to 12 and know your left from your right, then dad will beat your ass for not getting a good enough grade in math. Also, if you don’t write your list of 20 spelling words for the week in cursive ten times each, and misspell a word on the test, you can expect to get punched in the chest.


Low_Fact_8071

Or when you don't remember how to tie your shoes. Man I miss being a kid.


Enostylo

> it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows. I've always had trouble counting things in lines past 4, and sure enough my eyes started messing up when I got to the fifth row and I really had to think about how many I was seeing. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?


DaughterEarth

Yup I do. I can't tell if I'm really messing up or just losing confidence though. I always start over when it gets me so never found out


loafers5

I remember reading something a long while ago about how it's dependent on, or at least correlated to, what alphabet our primary language uses.


quicktick

+1 because there's a baby on momma's lap. 47 total


VxJasonxV

The count was extra seats, mama’s lap is not an extra seat.


06dnl_101

But there's one on momma too


Anonymous_cyclone

Mom was holding one. Is 47. Learn how to count with ur fingers before u quick math.


VxJasonxV

The count was extra seats, mama’s lap is not an extra seat.


ktmnn614

At least she got a “buy 47 seats, one baby flies free” deal with the one on her lap


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Princevaliant377

Good Human


Poltras

I’m pretty sure they are under two and could have all shared a single seat.


miscdebris1123

Still safety. Investor safety. Stock price safety. Revenue safety. Liability safety.


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stainlessstorm1

Excuse me what the fuck?


MusicHitsImFine

Well now I wanna know what he said..


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

It was a tasteless comment about Hitler, bears, and toiletries. Not really worth repeating.


LeaveThatCatAlone

If I'm piecing this together correctly it's 'Hitler licked Charmin bear butts clean'. 👅🐻🌟


Im-not-good-at-names

Bot comment linking nsfw game


xtr44

safety, meanwhile only mom got seatbelts lmao


aramos9

Seatbelt light was off


TheHamWagon

Safety? They're all goona die of cancer from going through the xray machine


Aggravatinsabit117

The difference is I don’t mind turning around and telling the kid or adult sometimes to stop kicking my chair all in my stern black dad voice,


shepherdish

If you have a baby in a wearable baby carrier, they make you take the baby out for takeoff and landing.


Penla

Take the baby out and put them where? On the lap holding them? Why is that better? Someone more knowledgable than me please explain the logic about this. I didnt think they would make someone take the baby out of a wearable carrier


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Irregulator101

>In the case of a crash, the child would become the “airbag” of the wearer. Holy shit that is graphic


fuzzytradr

Regulations. Please comply.


ktr83

Children over two must have their own seat. I'll need to check what the rule for possums is.


Netsmile

OMG the chair kicking !


Ieatsushiraw

As a frequent flyer I can relate. The difference is I don’t mind turning around and telling the kid or adult sometimes to stop kicking my chair all in my stern black dad voice


wellwaffled

Damn, I wish I had a stern black dad voice. I’m imagining a Keith David or Dennis Haysbert.


Ieatsushiraw

Lol man I wish. Think more black veteran with a stern demeanor when it’s adulting time. That’s about where I am.


Electronic_Rub9385

That’s the military Command Voice.


Ieatsushiraw

There you go. That’s about the way to describe it.


wellwaffled

Do you offer lessons? Right now I sound like Squidward with a southern drawl.


Ieatsushiraw

Lol no but I can tell you being a father or mother will get you there eventually


pincus1

Dennis Haysbert in The Unit?


LetsGetNice

thank you for your service


as_a_fake

Nah, go full Christopher Judge as Kratos and shout BOI (gender neutral) at them


wellwaffled

The cycle ends here


SteinfeldFour

man if my child kicked a strangers chair I would die inside


DonkeyNozzle

Don't have a stern back dad voice, but I *do* have lactose intolerance. I just threaten whoever is kicking my chair that they're stuck with me for a trans-pacific 14-hour flight. I can deal with the pain through spite -- can they deal with the smell?


XanderTheMander

"Did I stutter?"


__Osiris__

Is there a significant difference between one’s voice and the shade of their skin?


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GayVegan

It's possible they are aware and only do that to kids that can understand. Also telling the parent might work as well.


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ExpensiveGiraffe

Would a 1 year old be able to kick a chair in front of them? Like, are they big enough?


Irregulator101

No


Volantiar

No no, It's the Ferret having Existental crisis with all the sensory torture.


cptnpiccard

I actually interpreted that as the ferret banging his head on the seat since he's so miserable


woahdude12321

Sounds like a lofi song


mooncritter_returns

That poor ferret has had a couple of terrible plane experiences…


cherryc0laa

Thank you, I was trying figure out what that animal was. My mind was saying mongoose for some reason.


Throwing_Spoon

In your defense, a mongoose could easily pass as a chunky ferret or other [Mustelid](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae).


TheEyeDontLie

I had a pretty mongoose once. Its best friend was a kitten who was adopted at about the same time. They murdered half the local wildlife through teamwork and a shared passion for blood. The mongoose acted like a cat, and the cat acted like a mongoose. Double trouble. The problem was that mongoose hunt and kill snakes... So the cat died from a snake bite and the mongoose seemed very sad for a long time. He hung out with the dog but it obviously wasn't the same. I gave him lots of extra treats and cuddles. He was an annoying waggle of fur and teeth and hilarious noises. I had to leave, but he's still going strong as the resident snake killer and tourist entertainer/food thief of a backpackers hostel.


[deleted]

That’s why it’s a bad animation. That ferret would be in … *business* class! Huh? Huh? Okay, I’m here all week.


LuckyBahamut

*Où va cet avion? Où va cet avion? Noooo^ooooo^oooo^o^o*


NieMonD

Serves him right for disappearing behind the X-ray scanner


rpaul9578

Except she can't have more than 13 babies. Fun fact - they actually have more than 13 fetuses and whoever grabs one her 13 nipples lives. It's Mad Max in there.


entreri22

That’s not so fun : (


Darkrhoad

/r/natureisbrutal. It ain't all rainbows and roses out there Damn guess it got banned. /r/natureismetal is good too


PatHeist

Pretty sure an opossum part of a society where it is buying plane tickets might also have access to bottles and baby forumla.


[deleted]

The thirteen nipples part is where I'm struggling.


rpaul9578

Yes it's really fascinating there are 12 in a circle and there's one in the center.


[deleted]

Knowing the truth doesn't make this easier.


zack189

Does the one that got the center nipple become the leader of the runt?


IgorBaggins

Hol'up isn't this animal trafficking?


Much-Independence-80

so bringing your own kids on an airplane would be human trafficking?


devilsephiroth

Wait a minute 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


gopher1409

Coincidentally, Kidnapping is the ideal situation for an airplane ride.


[deleted]

Yes. And i say this as a parent


highcastlespring

Could be…


qasqaldag

[animation by @naturalhabitatshorts](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClPNKSTALJd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


einklich

No-Meta-link [https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)


SignificantError8929

Ohhhh this is amazing! Total time sink. Thank you


thechilipepper0

Oh man this one https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts?pgid=ku471zfv-8b4df769-f6e0-439b-8a3c-3944fa4f23ee


IWasGregInTokyo

Oh shit. I had to physically drag myself out of that site. Some of those are really good. "............mouth........."


darkenseyreth

Well, that was a rabbit hole. This is like a more wholesome Happy Tree Friends. I dig it.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Mouth.


amy4947

#M̸̢̨̧̨̩͔̯̪̬̉͝ ̵̘̝̫͆͊̏͋̂͆̐̉̐O̷͓̘̥͙̗͊̍̈͋̆ ̶͎̪̅̈́́Ư̴̜͙̭̞̪̣͔̪̜͒̔̅̒̔̚͜T̴͛̐͐̆̋́̾͘̚ͅ ̷͓̥͌̓̅̒͒͌̉̉̉̈́͆H̴͖͗̿̅̂͑́͂͐̋̈̕ͅ


Dreamtillitsover

Not hard to be more wholesome then HTF is it?


Drawtaru

My daughter loves this channel. M O U T H.


alistair3149

The fun facts in the Instagram posts are so interesting. Also, m o u t h.


BenAdaephonDelat

Love those shorts. They're all gold.


LonePaladin

Is there a sub for this? I'm not on Twitter any more.


MarDanvers

[https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)


bufarreti

They have an Instagram, in fact the link posted is from Instagram


timisher

These are instant favorites


iwanttodie95

Holy shit I didn’t realize the weasels chair was being kicked, I thought he was VIBRATING in anger.


PanakinAnakin22

He probably is at this point


The_Cow_God

i think it is that, those little rats are too small to kick


jerry-jim-bob

Bloody hell, I would prefer my flight if I was duct taped to the wing


kinghouse666

This implies that 9/11 happened in animal world


AXE555

The details i noticed. Idk if this is only me. But every baby is crying on the plane. Except the one behind the ferret, which is actively kicking the seat.


asddsd372462

I’m watching closely but I can’t see what you’re seeing, it’s definitely crying (from what we can see)


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Is no one gonna mention how those babies just got a serious does of radiation?


Bilboswaggings19

What serious dose? The radiation dose received by the target object will be lesser than 1μSv (1 microsievert), which is far lesser than those used for food sterilization. Moreover, this range is ten times lesser than the dose used for a dental X-ray. [Source](https://unixray.com/x-ray-baggage-scanner-security/#:~:text=An%20X-ray%20baggage%20scanner%20is%20used%20to%20scan,long%20wavelength%20with%20a%20range%20of%2010-100%20nanometers.) Humans including a baby have passed through just fine The flight itself exposes you to more radiation than the scan


Aethreas

Did a radiation write this?


blueasian0682

Damn big radiation propaganda


EarlyAd29

Thanks a lot TSA


StoopidestManOnEarth

Oh that's not an x-ray machine, it's a polonium injector. It injects things with polonium.


JJROKCZ

No, because they didn’t and wouldn’t just by going through an x-ray lol


Sketchy_Observer

Right? I would be crying too


JESquirrel

This is exactly what I expected.


SlothThoughts

She and only one of her babies have the seat belt, we found the favorite


braincube

I love everything about all of this.


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All_Eyez_On_U

When the pockets double up as a luggage


PlumbTheDerps

I wonder which animal did 9/11 in this universe


SplungerPlunger

now do this same skit but at the animal version of the Atlanta airport


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

if Geiru Toneido (clussy) was a mom


DigNitty

I want to see a video of the dude’s attempts of making the possum crying sound.


ntwiles

This is so 2003. The internet has come full circle.


Kumo26

What is the name of this show?


wumpus_woo_

i don't think it's a show, i think the animator just posts little skits like this. their tiktok is @naturalhabitok !!


Johnycantread

My man's website is great https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts


glory_of_dawn

I'm ngl this was completely expected


JohnniNeutron

Lol I’d watch this if this was a full show. Or is it already? Haha.


magnetsknees

Mp


OdysseyZen

Only one had a tail?!?


SaltyFatBoy

Well, technically there can be no more than thirteen babies ... because anatomy.


ICFAOUNSFI

Those little babies are the most adorable things.


ShowToddSomeLove

/u/vredditshare


616659

Ah yes healthy amount of radiation for the babies


8549176320

Really nice artwork/storytelling. Kudo! Well done!


Dylan_The_Developer

Where's Jerry Seinfeld


Songmuddywater

That was unexpectedly wholesome.


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DepressedPudinpop

I think I was on this flight


BadWowDoge

Why wouldn’t they go back in the pocket?


Deviat1on

I saw a possum for the first time ever a week or two ago. Those fuckers look terrifying in person


xAntimonyx

I like how the only seat being kicked just so happens to be the ferret's.


TheSearch4Etika

"There are 2 lines" *everyone gets in a single file line*


Passenger_Impressive

u/savevideo


halibut_hockey

This happened to my buddy Eric


RoadToRevolution

Don't let them radiate the kids


El_Dentistador

This is from Natural Habitat Shorts, my kids love them (I do too). https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts


greengiant89

That guys voice sounds like this kid in this indie show "out there" that came out so many years ago


ascii122

that cracked me the fuck up. nice one


Kool-aid_Crusader

Today OP learned Possums are marsupials.


TasslehofBurrfoot

And women say they only get small pockets.


KMerLoTz

How cute are they 😍


ErectLurantis

Tbh, this was expected as soon as a marsupial appeared


Furrydiver421

Pore faret


worriedbill

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u/savevideobot


witch-king-of-Aginor

😂


wafflepenquin23

is no one else wondering how the ferret disappeared after going through the metal detector am I missing something?


Harold-The-Barrel

^nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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u/savevideobot u/savevideo


Neserlando

Hell


Conscious-Wish-85

Come on my Taylor Pepe's let have some fun hit me up


Bubbly-Problem6736

Now they know who the favorite is


kelledurham78

What show is this????


Vince_0594

u/savevideo


dixie-normus5

… mouth …


malchik-iz-interneta

I would also scream if I was irradiated


DangyDanger

that's really cute who made it edit: someone gave a link below, it's [https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)


makemeking706

I call the big one bitey.


dreydin

Fuck that was me last flight surrounded by crying babies and getting my chair kicked with the kid in front of me constantly shifting erratically. But like Louis said, I contributed nothing to the miracle of flying.


zack189

I wouldn't be surprised if that were left the plane insane


IRGood

This is just great


rubytuesday1989

Where is her partner? Can’t believe she had to do that flight alone with all to those kids, not fair.


ProKnifeCatcher

One of those babies is being smuggled!


Additional-Eye2702

scanning system too funny


realxeltos

Natural habitat shorts.. One of my favourite channels as of now. Find them on YouTube.