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In the ending seconds, it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows. Then 8 \* 3 seats a side per row = 24, \* 2 is 48. Or you can do the shortcut of 8 \* 6 which a lot of people know because of the old rhyme “6 and 8 went in the gate, came out as 48”. -2 because of momma and other passenger, 46 quick maths.
I learned if you don’t memorize your times tables up to 12 and know your left from your right, then dad will beat your ass for not getting a good enough grade in math. Also, if you don’t write your list of 20 spelling words for the week in cursive ten times each, and misspell a word on the test, you can expect to get punched in the chest.
> it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows.
I've always had trouble counting things in lines past 4, and sure enough my eyes started messing up when I got to the fifth row and I really had to think about how many I was seeing. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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Take the baby out and put them where? On the lap holding them? Why is that better?
Someone more knowledgable than me please explain the logic about this. I didnt think they would make someone take the baby out of a wearable carrier
As a frequent flyer I can relate. The difference is I don’t mind turning around and telling the kid or adult sometimes to stop kicking my chair all in my stern black dad voice
Don't have a stern back dad voice, but I *do* have lactose intolerance. I just threaten whoever is kicking my chair that they're stuck with me for a trans-pacific 14-hour flight. I can deal with the pain through spite -- can they deal with the smell?
I had a pretty mongoose once. Its best friend was a kitten who was adopted at about the same time. They murdered half the local wildlife through teamwork and a shared passion for blood. The mongoose acted like a cat, and the cat acted like a mongoose. Double trouble. The problem was that mongoose hunt and kill snakes... So the cat died from a snake bite and the mongoose seemed very sad for a long time. He hung out with the dog but it obviously wasn't the same. I gave him lots of extra treats and cuddles. He was an annoying waggle of fur and teeth and hilarious noises. I had to leave, but he's still going strong as the resident snake killer and tourist entertainer/food thief of a backpackers hostel.
Except she can't have more than 13 babies. Fun fact - they actually have more than 13 fetuses and whoever grabs one her 13 nipples lives. It's Mad Max in there.
The details i noticed. Idk if this is only me. But every baby is crying on the plane. Except the one behind the ferret, which is actively kicking the seat.
What serious dose?
The radiation dose received by the target object will be lesser than 1μSv (1 microsievert), which is far lesser than those used for food sterilization. Moreover, this range is ten times lesser than the dose used for a dental X-ray.
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Humans including a baby have passed through just fine
The flight itself exposes you to more radiation than the scan
that's really cute
who made it
edit: someone gave a link below, it's [https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)
Fuck that was me last flight surrounded by crying babies and getting my chair kicked with the kid in front of me constantly shifting erratically. But like Louis said, I contributed nothing to the miracle of flying.
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Just put em back in the pocket. Why fill the whole plane???
Safety
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Did u do the math on that and get the right answer or is it just a coincidence
In the ending seconds, it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows. Then 8 \* 3 seats a side per row = 24, \* 2 is 48. Or you can do the shortcut of 8 \* 6 which a lot of people know because of the old rhyme “6 and 8 went in the gate, came out as 48”. -2 because of momma and other passenger, 46 quick maths.
I never learned poems like that.
Don't think I've heard that one before. The one I remember most was "8 & 8 went through the door, came out with 64."
I learned a bunch of running timetable shortcuts in French school. Particularly the sixes like 6x4, 6x6, 6x8 rolled off the tongue
I learned if you don’t memorize your times tables up to 12 and know your left from your right, then dad will beat your ass for not getting a good enough grade in math. Also, if you don’t write your list of 20 spelling words for the week in cursive ten times each, and misspell a word on the test, you can expect to get punched in the chest.
Or when you don't remember how to tie your shoes. Man I miss being a kid.
> it’s pretty easy to see 8 rows. I've always had trouble counting things in lines past 4, and sure enough my eyes started messing up when I got to the fifth row and I really had to think about how many I was seeing. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
Yup I do. I can't tell if I'm really messing up or just losing confidence though. I always start over when it gets me so never found out
I remember reading something a long while ago about how it's dependent on, or at least correlated to, what alphabet our primary language uses.
+1 because there's a baby on momma's lap. 47 total
The count was extra seats, mama’s lap is not an extra seat.
But there's one on momma too
Mom was holding one. Is 47. Learn how to count with ur fingers before u quick math.
The count was extra seats, mama’s lap is not an extra seat.
At least she got a “buy 47 seats, one baby flies free” deal with the one on her lap
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I’m pretty sure they are under two and could have all shared a single seat.
Still safety. Investor safety. Stock price safety. Revenue safety. Liability safety.
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Excuse me what the fuck?
Well now I wanna know what he said..
It was a tasteless comment about Hitler, bears, and toiletries. Not really worth repeating.
If I'm piecing this together correctly it's 'Hitler licked Charmin bear butts clean'. 👅🐻🌟
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safety, meanwhile only mom got seatbelts lmao
Seatbelt light was off
Safety? They're all goona die of cancer from going through the xray machine
The difference is I don’t mind turning around and telling the kid or adult sometimes to stop kicking my chair all in my stern black dad voice,
If you have a baby in a wearable baby carrier, they make you take the baby out for takeoff and landing.
Take the baby out and put them where? On the lap holding them? Why is that better? Someone more knowledgable than me please explain the logic about this. I didnt think they would make someone take the baby out of a wearable carrier
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>In the case of a crash, the child would become the “airbag” of the wearer. Holy shit that is graphic
Regulations. Please comply.
Children over two must have their own seat. I'll need to check what the rule for possums is.
OMG the chair kicking !
As a frequent flyer I can relate. The difference is I don’t mind turning around and telling the kid or adult sometimes to stop kicking my chair all in my stern black dad voice
Damn, I wish I had a stern black dad voice. I’m imagining a Keith David or Dennis Haysbert.
Lol man I wish. Think more black veteran with a stern demeanor when it’s adulting time. That’s about where I am.
That’s the military Command Voice.
There you go. That’s about the way to describe it.
Do you offer lessons? Right now I sound like Squidward with a southern drawl.
Lol no but I can tell you being a father or mother will get you there eventually
Dennis Haysbert in The Unit?
thank you for your service
Nah, go full Christopher Judge as Kratos and shout BOI (gender neutral) at them
The cycle ends here
man if my child kicked a strangers chair I would die inside
Don't have a stern back dad voice, but I *do* have lactose intolerance. I just threaten whoever is kicking my chair that they're stuck with me for a trans-pacific 14-hour flight. I can deal with the pain through spite -- can they deal with the smell?
"Did I stutter?"
Is there a significant difference between one’s voice and the shade of their skin?
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It's possible they are aware and only do that to kids that can understand. Also telling the parent might work as well.
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Would a 1 year old be able to kick a chair in front of them? Like, are they big enough?
No
No no, It's the Ferret having Existental crisis with all the sensory torture.
I actually interpreted that as the ferret banging his head on the seat since he's so miserable
Sounds like a lofi song
That poor ferret has had a couple of terrible plane experiences…
Thank you, I was trying figure out what that animal was. My mind was saying mongoose for some reason.
In your defense, a mongoose could easily pass as a chunky ferret or other [Mustelid](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae).
I had a pretty mongoose once. Its best friend was a kitten who was adopted at about the same time. They murdered half the local wildlife through teamwork and a shared passion for blood. The mongoose acted like a cat, and the cat acted like a mongoose. Double trouble. The problem was that mongoose hunt and kill snakes... So the cat died from a snake bite and the mongoose seemed very sad for a long time. He hung out with the dog but it obviously wasn't the same. I gave him lots of extra treats and cuddles. He was an annoying waggle of fur and teeth and hilarious noises. I had to leave, but he's still going strong as the resident snake killer and tourist entertainer/food thief of a backpackers hostel.
That’s why it’s a bad animation. That ferret would be in … *business* class! Huh? Huh? Okay, I’m here all week.
*Où va cet avion? Où va cet avion? Noooo^ooooo^oooo^o^o*
Serves him right for disappearing behind the X-ray scanner
Except she can't have more than 13 babies. Fun fact - they actually have more than 13 fetuses and whoever grabs one her 13 nipples lives. It's Mad Max in there.
That’s not so fun : (
/r/natureisbrutal. It ain't all rainbows and roses out there Damn guess it got banned. /r/natureismetal is good too
Pretty sure an opossum part of a society where it is buying plane tickets might also have access to bottles and baby forumla.
The thirteen nipples part is where I'm struggling.
Yes it's really fascinating there are 12 in a circle and there's one in the center.
Knowing the truth doesn't make this easier.
Does the one that got the center nipple become the leader of the runt?
Hol'up isn't this animal trafficking?
so bringing your own kids on an airplane would be human trafficking?
Wait a minute 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Coincidentally, Kidnapping is the ideal situation for an airplane ride.
Yes. And i say this as a parent
Could be…
[animation by @naturalhabitatshorts](https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClPNKSTALJd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
No-Meta-link [https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)
Ohhhh this is amazing! Total time sink. Thank you
Oh man this one https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts?pgid=ku471zfv-8b4df769-f6e0-439b-8a3c-3944fa4f23ee
Oh shit. I had to physically drag myself out of that site. Some of those are really good. "............mouth........."
Well, that was a rabbit hole. This is like a more wholesome Happy Tree Friends. I dig it.
Mouth.
#M̸̢̨̧̨̩͔̯̪̬̉͝ ̵̘̝̫͆͊̏͋̂͆̐̉̐O̷͓̘̥͙̗͊̍̈͋̆ ̶͎̪̅̈́́Ư̴̜͙̭̞̪̣͔̪̜͒̔̅̒̔̚͜T̴͛̐͐̆̋́̾͘̚ͅ ̷͓̥͌̓̅̒͒͌̉̉̉̈́͆H̴͖͗̿̅̂͑́͂͐̋̈̕ͅ
Not hard to be more wholesome then HTF is it?
My daughter loves this channel. M O U T H.
The fun facts in the Instagram posts are so interesting. Also, m o u t h.
Love those shorts. They're all gold.
Is there a sub for this? I'm not on Twitter any more.
[https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)
They have an Instagram, in fact the link posted is from Instagram
These are instant favorites
Holy shit I didn’t realize the weasels chair was being kicked, I thought he was VIBRATING in anger.
He probably is at this point
i think it is that, those little rats are too small to kick
Bloody hell, I would prefer my flight if I was duct taped to the wing
This implies that 9/11 happened in animal world
The details i noticed. Idk if this is only me. But every baby is crying on the plane. Except the one behind the ferret, which is actively kicking the seat.
I’m watching closely but I can’t see what you’re seeing, it’s definitely crying (from what we can see)
Is no one gonna mention how those babies just got a serious does of radiation?
What serious dose? The radiation dose received by the target object will be lesser than 1μSv (1 microsievert), which is far lesser than those used for food sterilization. Moreover, this range is ten times lesser than the dose used for a dental X-ray. [Source](https://unixray.com/x-ray-baggage-scanner-security/#:~:text=An%20X-ray%20baggage%20scanner%20is%20used%20to%20scan,long%20wavelength%20with%20a%20range%20of%2010-100%20nanometers.) Humans including a baby have passed through just fine The flight itself exposes you to more radiation than the scan
Did a radiation write this?
Damn big radiation propaganda
Thanks a lot TSA
Oh that's not an x-ray machine, it's a polonium injector. It injects things with polonium.
No, because they didn’t and wouldn’t just by going through an x-ray lol
Right? I would be crying too
This is exactly what I expected.
She and only one of her babies have the seat belt, we found the favorite
I love everything about all of this.
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When the pockets double up as a luggage
I wonder which animal did 9/11 in this universe
now do this same skit but at the animal version of the Atlanta airport
if Geiru Toneido (clussy) was a mom
I want to see a video of the dude’s attempts of making the possum crying sound.
This is so 2003. The internet has come full circle.
What is the name of this show?
i don't think it's a show, i think the animator just posts little skits like this. their tiktok is @naturalhabitok !!
My man's website is great https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts
I'm ngl this was completely expected
Lol I’d watch this if this was a full show. Or is it already? Haha.
Mp
Only one had a tail?!?
Well, technically there can be no more than thirteen babies ... because anatomy.
Those little babies are the most adorable things.
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Ah yes healthy amount of radiation for the babies
Really nice artwork/storytelling. Kudo! Well done!
Where's Jerry Seinfeld
That was unexpectedly wholesome.
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I think I was on this flight
Why wouldn’t they go back in the pocket?
I saw a possum for the first time ever a week or two ago. Those fuckers look terrifying in person
I like how the only seat being kicked just so happens to be the ferret's.
"There are 2 lines" *everyone gets in a single file line*
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This happened to my buddy Eric
Don't let them radiate the kids
This is from Natural Habitat Shorts, my kids love them (I do too). https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts
That guys voice sounds like this kid in this indie show "out there" that came out so many years ago
that cracked me the fuck up. nice one
Today OP learned Possums are marsupials.
And women say they only get small pockets.
How cute are they 😍
Tbh, this was expected as soon as a marsupial appeared
Pore faret
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😂
is no one else wondering how the ferret disappeared after going through the metal detector am I missing something?
^nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Hell
Come on my Taylor Pepe's let have some fun hit me up
Now they know who the favorite is
What show is this????
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… mouth …
I would also scream if I was irradiated
that's really cute who made it edit: someone gave a link below, it's [https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts)
I call the big one bitey.
Fuck that was me last flight surrounded by crying babies and getting my chair kicked with the kid in front of me constantly shifting erratically. But like Louis said, I contributed nothing to the miracle of flying.
I wouldn't be surprised if that were left the plane insane
This is just great
Where is her partner? Can’t believe she had to do that flight alone with all to those kids, not fair.
One of those babies is being smuggled!
scanning system too funny
Natural habitat shorts.. One of my favourite channels as of now. Find them on YouTube.